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He does the same for video games. If there's a non-video game song in the trailer, regardless of anything, he'll get really upset. It's both funny and annoying at the same time 😂
The way he says “Okay chat, let’s put on Grey Leno” like a tired depressed father taking his kids to McDonald’s after going to a family function where all the food was made by the great aunt with dementia
@@ChesterManfred Especially when he is offended more by how a beatles song is used than the film itself. Almost as if he knows react videos are a sunk-cost fallacy as a casual viewer of movies. He's not a die-hard theatre kid, he's a musician.
I swear with the shirt for 'steve' they just grabbed whatever they could find in the dressing room that looked slightly like Steve's shirt and told Jack Black to play with himself.
The sheep gag at the beginning and the llama gag at the end are almost the exact same gag. “Look at how dumb this animal looks!” Yeah, I got that the first time when you showed me that sheep.
Lmfao and they don’t even look funny they look like drowned greyed out corpses of sheep and llamas 😭😭😭 I remember FLINCHING when I first saw the sheep on screen
It's genuinely so strange to me, like it's not even that long of the trailer and both "jokes" are LITTERALLY the same joke, it's not even like a joke from the game just "haha look at how tarded these 3D models we made look" glad to see Hollywood still thinks screaming goat videos from 2014 are like peak meme potential
@@kswaes People don't like it because most people grew up with Minecraft. When they all thought of a Minecraft movie 10 years ago, they did not think Jack Black or Live-Action/Parody level animation
@@Irreve-rsible If it fails I think they'll make another movie lol. It's too big of a franchise not to try again even if this one flops. (Especially if the upcoming Netflix show does well)
Not even that... it feels very handwavy, dismissive? idk the word for this. but I mean the tone is very "not any gonna put effort into it cus it'll sell" kind of tone, something i noticed with films lately smarmy ass rude tones towards the audience. like the idea for me comes off as "it sure is A Minecraft Movie tm, take it or leave it." than say many sequels.
The guy who engineered the deep drum sample literally every trailer uses for their 'epic' version of [INSERT POPULAR SONG HERE] has got to be on his third private island by now, right.
I honestly think Inception was the birth of this, the latest one I had to stop myself from watching was the 'live action' snow white trailer and the moment I heard the autotune reverb of whistle while you work with the epic DUN DUN DUN bits I knew it was indeed a movie Warner, Disney, Paramount, the trailers all flow the same these days
@@ChesterManfred Yeah it's just, everything clashes. The backgrounds look flat, the props look like props and not natural elements, the greenscreening is messed up on so many levels, but funnily- the best looking part of the trailer imo is the ghast scene, which, hey- no props or actors, I wonder why it looks the best....
I think it's less a problem of the greenscreen technology itself and more that live action characters do not work AT ALL in a 3D Minecraft space. Like characters really do look like they're there, but they don't look like they belong there, if that makes sense. From a purely technical stance, it's okay. But the problem is that they never should have had this idea in the first place 😂
Probably because in every shot we see of them they're backlit by studio lights and dim on their face, makes it feel like the sun is in every direction but in front of them you can see this especially with the "I am Steve" scene where none of them have shadows on their faces
thats kind of a given. I mean, the director of the borderlands movie literally said he doesnt care about the game and has never played it, and just wanted to make a movie because of other movies he's seen. When has hollywood made something that has soul and doesnt exists solely to make money? I think not in most of our lifetimes, if at all.
Every single one of those actors is getting massively underutilized except for maybe Jack Black who seems to be locked in on just playing Jack Black for the rest of his career.
The thing is, this movie is going to make BANK because of all the kids who will scream at their parents until they take them to see it. I can literally tell you what this movie is going to be from this teaser alone. Like the kid is the avid gamer, the girl is his sister who thinks games are overhype. Jason Momoa is the dad who's trying to be cool and the lady is the step mom who's trying her best. The kid finds that Tessaract looking thing and it sucks them into the game. Then he finds the portal to Piglin land and they see him, recognize the macguffin and want it. Jack Black pulls the kid out of Piglin Land with his own portal and closes it, introduces himself and explains the plot. Shennanigans ensue, the family comes closer together as they defeat the baddies and go home, roll credits, insert post credits scene of 'it's not over'. The end.
its like being told your eating the worlds best burger in a burger joint and they give you an average lasagna, and when you ask for a burger they give you a literal shit burger covered in shit and then you scream back for the lasagna they gave you the first time
Yeah, like, why wasn't this an animated movie, especially since you could bring on some of the people who make the animated trailers or animated cutscenes in the spinoffs
i hope they intended him to be a silent protagonist but he just kept saying one liners during for the whole production and got so tired of it that they just let him
Lmao Sonic 3 will be a masterpiece so they said eh you have your fun take some garbage for a change! Like wtf mixing block style and hyper realism never works well. You either do 1 or the other. This and how generic and bland the voice acting is from this trailer. Like Jack Black is not fit to voice Steve since he just sounds like himself.
They really did just put Jack Black in a blue shirt and call him Steve, didn't even shave off the beard. Compare this to how he was made up to play R.L. Stine in the Goosebumps movie or how dedicated he was to playing Bowser and it's obvious this one's just a paycheck for him. If it was just animated and made to look more like the games I guarantee we wouldn't be mocking it this hard. Strange coincidence that both this and the Borderlands movie were stuck in development hell for like a decade and are just now coming out and both have Jack Black.
Finally someone else mentions how literally every movie trailer has the unnecessary booms and drums used over everything when its unnecessary. Other instruments exist you know Hollywood
One time someone asked me my least favorite instrument sound and my mind immediately went to the shitty epic trailer sound effects but I didn’t know the name so I just said shitty trailer instruments
@@val_mira [Edit): Nevermind, it is a v-neck shirt with a regular shirt underneath. Can’t imagine that feels great for Jack Black during filming. Nah, I’ve seen that type of sweater before, it’s one piece. It’s as stupid as it looks.
Movies being in production that long is usually a sign of development hell, and/or there being little faith in the project. I bet they only dusted this off because they saw the success of Mario, Sonic, etc. and wanted to replicate it
Just so you know, John Fullsauce, Warner Bros is currently claiming videos that have footage of the Minecraft Movie trailer so this is likely going to get claimed.
Wow they're now trying to hide the fact that people hate it by abusing the copyright system? Lol. I hope it ends up like the Borderlands movie with the head of Warner Bros. cussing at people on Twitter for not liking it
@@inspectorjavert9868 im pretty sure that was Randy "The Grease Lord" Pitchford, the CEO of Gearbox, not the head of warner bros. the same guy who said he loves twitter because it lets "people like him" talk to "people like you", the same guy who left a USB stick at medieval times.
Prediction BINGO: "I've been trapped here for 40 years" "He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?" "Well, that just happened!" "Nawww heeeeeell naaaw" "You just HAD to jinx it" "I was born ready" "This is just like in my videogames" " ..... is my middle name" "Alright, let's get out of here" "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "That sounded better in my head" "I'm just getting started" "Now . . . where were we?" "You ain’t seen nothing yet!" "I've always wanted to say that!" "Don't worry! It's just a scratch" "What’s the worst that could happen?" "I have a bad feeling about this." "I eat guys like you for breakfast." "We've got company!" "Ok, that's not good!" "I’m getting too old for this" "Yeah, you better run!" "Awkwaaaaard!" "Now that’s what I’m talking about!" "Oh, yea? You and whose army?" "That went well!"
I am genuinely entranced by how bad the alpaca scene at the end is. I honestly cannot tell what the point or joke of it is. There is literally no punchline. Alpaca makes weird mouth movements. Piglins run past. Alpaca continues making weird mouth movements. End of trailer. That is the note they chose to go out on. Genuinely what the fuck.
This part stuck with me too. It was the worst part for me. Is that what they're expecting us to hold out on? It was so painfully unfunny. Literally just "lol epic random!!!11! xddd" humor.
Nah, this isn't a Paul W.S. Anderson movie, otherwise instead of Jack Black as Steve with a bunch of displaced humans, it'd be all about Mila Jovovic as Alex in a skimpy outfit slicing up Piglins with a netherite sword for half the movie.
The fact that they called it “A” Minecraft Movie… I don’t know, you can just tell they’re already looking forward to the sequel titled Another Minecraft Movie
Yeah but it's the kind of funny where you're looking at a dog walking funny because it's still a bit high from getting a sedative, not the kind of funny where I buy a movie ticket.
"Any publicity is good publicity!" **rubs hands** "dude this looks like complete shit I will never be able to sleep without thinking of that fucking abominable face." "It's not shit, it's REALISTIC." **rubbing hands continues**
Vin’s reaction to the fucking Magical Mystery Tour thing might be one of my new favorite bits! 2:40 is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while.
This feels like those pharmaceutical ads that tries to market some random pill and show unrelated footage while someone lists a crapton of side effects for a few minutes. "Ask your doctor if this is right for you."
I asked what my 12 year old brother what he thought, and he said he "has some doubts about this movie." So apparently this movie's target audience is children that hadn't even been born at the time that minecraft was at it's peak popularity, lol
I specifically remember several articles saying the movie producers wanted to avoid a "bad sonic situation." So how did they look at this and thing: "Great job everyone, we did it."
This is arguably far worse than an “ugly Sonic situation” because that was only a problem with one character, here however, they would need to overhaul the entire movie to fix this.
I love how as a society, as a species, we still haven't advanced past the "fat black woman saying AW HELL NAWW and that's the entire joke" trope in the past 30 years
it's not even a "society" or "species" issue it's Hollywood being [redacted]. I claim no part of their being Hollywood and having infinite money to commit [redacted]. We have the conversation no one wants to have about Hollywood, we probably solve racism for a bit.
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. I guarantee you that is literally her role for the entire film, just being a walking caricature giving stereotypical reactions to everything they encounter.
This is literally one of those AI videos "if the Minecraft movie was made in the 80s" I'm genuinely starting to think that's actually what happened. Everything looks like it was generated especially with the lighting. Edit: I meant the lighting/costumes/casting/character design looks like they based it off AI photos (which some of that can be very possible)
People are really overestimating AI. ffs AI shit hasn't advanced to a hollywood film length yet. How does it look like it from the 80s? The colors, the lighting, the dialogue and fashion are super modern. people will keep on saying hurr is this AI generated but when you actually look at AI generated videos, the technology is not perfect and very very limited in time length. The 3d AI generated stuff is also not perfect either! And I'm not even pro-AI!
I saw someone say that Jason Mamoa looks like Rhett from Good Mythical Morning got depressed and started drinking too much beer, and I can't unsee it now
Imagine putting Beatles music in your trailer only to turn it into generic epic movie trailer music no. 254 and drown it out with a nonstop stream of percussion EDIT: Vinny said the exact same thing lmao
3:54 Didn't see anyone else comment on this but why does she call him a "toolbag" when all he did was tell them his name? Idk I'm sure there's context in the movie but in the trailer it just seems like such a weird out of place line in order to make the audience laugh.
I also like to watch BROWN BRICKS being built in Minecrap! Watching brown bricks in Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can possibly have while watching a movie.
The greenscreen is bleeding into Jack Blacks beard lmao. I feel like they made it cheap on purpose just so they can have the Redesign marketing that the sonic movie got.
On rewatch I think the worst thing is the expressions. They all look like they just saw someone wearing an offensive T-shirt in public, not literally stepping into a videogame world.
I literally just noticed the 'Legendary' logo at the end. The guys behind the Godzilla and King Kong movies. Yeah, this film will be 'legendary' alright.
That game's dialogue is reproachable horse's shit. I played it myself long before Vinny, WITH the dialogue, and it was seriously the most expositing, grating shit I was ever forced to listen to in a game. When I found out you could just turn it off, I immediately started liking the game.
@@Coelohihi It reads like it was written by the Forspoken team. The game's idea was very well executed and quite pretty, but the dialogue was pre-teen sci-fi buzzwords and exposition about nothing.
Bro, the Beatles sold out literally decades ago. They put their music in HR Block commercials. They make fun of them on the Sopranos in the early 2000s for this.
nah they never sold out. Back in the 80s, Micheal jackson bought their entire catalog and sold it to sony in the 90s, thus it being available for commercials, films, ect.
@@jirousguitar2912 I didn't know Michael Jackson travelled back in time to 1965 to sell their images on lunchboxes and shampoo. He must have also forced them to make a bunch of jingles for companies of the era too.
He looks more and more like a patient that fled a mental hospital every time I see him. That beard is unhinged, somebody needs to have an intervention with him about it.
I heard that Ringo were a fan of minecraft, which is why they put a beatles song here in honor of him. I forgot where I heard it, and if I'm lying - I'm sorry
"They took a swing like, if this were baseball, they swung at the dirt like it was a golf club" This is the most perfect analogy for these types of recreations and I'm going to be stealing it, thank you very much!
Could you have possibly considered that this * might * possibly have been the joke? The movie's being directed by Jared Hess, who directed Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite. It's very deliberate to make it like this, as it's more than likely a shitpost, and the movie itself will more than likely be a massive shitpost, just like those movies were. That is, if Mumbo Jumbo's accounts of being on-set of the film are to be believed.
@@hoisoynono Because everyone's taking the shitpost seriously, likely because they don't know who's responsible for it. I did too until I watched Mumbo's video about it and heard who was directing it.
People who are saying this looks fun have had their standards reduced from a fine mesh filter to 2 pieces of flayed mouldy dental floss placed loosely in a cross
@@marcoscabezolajr.8408 I don't care if Alfred Hitchcock himself came back from the grave to direct this movie, if THIS is the trailer they put out, there is no way on God's green earth this film is gonna be good lmfao
@tysontaggart7246 I'm not saying I disagree with you xD. It's going to be terrible regardless but idk might be at least somewhat funny, like to watch RUclips clips or somethin.
Should've gotten animators like elemental animations *and* other people from the Minecraft community in this movie. I mean, they did it in Minecraft Story Mode and it was pretty good.
![[BRB Talk] Vinny watches the second Minecraft Movie Trailer](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vgpx8eWm1DI/mqdefault.jpg)
![[BRB Talk] Vinny watches the second Minecraft Movie Trailer](/img/tr.png)
Twitch Chat Replay ► chatreplay.stream/videos/FkRgK7WzVX0
Literally plurked watching this
Literally plurked watching this
W.
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Vinny is more offended by the use of the Beatles song than the movie.
His beatles tism knows no bounds 😂
As he should be
He does the same for video games. If there's a non-video game song in the trailer, regardless of anything, he'll get really upset. It's both funny and annoying at the same time 😂
He is right. It is a horrible trend to have those supposedly "epic" boom boom boom renditions of iconic songs in any trailer.
He's not wrong lmao
The llama scene at the end reeks of early 2010's mobile game comedy, I don't know how else to describe it
tbh it just makes me wanna install winamp.
@@Exarian - It whips the llama's ass!
They've been working on this movie for 10 years, and it feels like the script was written and sat on the shelf the whole time.
👁👄👁
It's like herp derp humor.
“Can we watch Grey Leno?” is insane levels of dire
The way he says “Okay chat, let’s put on Grey Leno” like a tired depressed father taking his kids to McDonald’s after going to a family function where all the food was made by the great aunt with dementia
Vinny has reached rock bottom. HIS rock bottom.
@@ChesterManfred Especially when he is offended more by how a beatles song is used than the film itself. Almost as if he knows react videos are a sunk-cost fallacy as a casual viewer of movies. He's not a die-hard theatre kid, he's a musician.
All six hours too. I did it once I can and would rather do it again.
@@ChesterManfred He watched the Minecraft movie trailer and dug too deep.
Mojang saw Gearbox take home the "worst videogame movie of 2024" award and decided to secure the 2025 one ahead of time.
they're patenting the worst video game movie ever
*Microsoft
@@kakyoindonut3213no one else can make a movie exactly in this manner, manner
Blame WB, not Mojang
And Jack Black was also in the Bordelands movie
INTRODUCING YOUR FAVORITE SONG, NOW WITH
* SHITTY PROCESSING
* EPIC ORCHESTRA
* WAR DRUMS
Gotta make it *cinematic!*
S T R E T C H E D O U T
I’ll never listen to magical mystery tour the same again they ruined it
@@viaxxl - Easy, go back to the film version with the narrator on it.
*Slowed down for dramatic effect
I swear with the shirt for 'steve' they just grabbed whatever they could find in the dressing room that looked slightly like Steve's shirt and told Jack Black to play with himself.
Is that last part going on the X Rated director's cut?
play with himself? :(
I'd reconsider that last part. Read it carefully.
play with himself?????? 🤨
@@justhere4637 I know what I said
The sheep gag at the beginning and the llama gag at the end are almost the exact same gag. “Look at how dumb this animal looks!” Yeah, I got that the first time when you showed me that sheep.
It was the most painful part of the entire thing for me. Is that what they're expecting us to hold out hope for? What a nightmare.
Lmfao and they don’t even look funny they look like drowned greyed out corpses of sheep and llamas 😭😭😭 I remember FLINCHING when I first saw the sheep on screen
In CaseOh’s reaction he described seeing the llama scene perfectly: *”IT’S SO MOVIE-FIED!”*
It's genuinely so strange to me, like it's not even that long of the trailer and both "jokes" are LITTERALLY the same joke, it's not even like a joke from the game just "haha look at how tarded these 3D models we made look" glad to see Hollywood still thinks screaming goat videos from 2014 are like peak meme potential
GUYS LOOK THEY USED THE SCREAMING GOAT SOUND EFFECT ITS A FUNNY MEME NOISE
This whole movie looks like one of those "Minecraft in real life" videos from 2013.
You're so right
No, it looks worse
Or minecraft story mode
If they did the Corridor version where everyone was wearing cardboard minecraft cosplays it could've been pretty charming. This is just...
babe we’re in minecraft
"You're supposed to be a hero, Bryan!" "Hero... Bryan? Yeah, I'm thinking I like that name."
erm yea i think it's about time we ender this dragon
@@barrothontherocks3325... Say that again?
and then everyone stands up and claps
@@barrothontherocks3325you’re going to WHAT the dragon
"I may be a Bryan. But im no hero"
They literally took the "This will be graphics in 2013" meme and made a fucking movie out of it
Wouldn't even pirate it
This is my favorite insult against anything as bad as this
Not worth the harddrive space 💀
waste of my bandwidth
Waste of electricity
Waste of neuron memory and thought.
Wonder how much redstone and glowstone dust the producers were snorting
this is such a good comment😭😭
@@kswaes i don't hate it since it's not out yet and subject to change, just wanting to know how much redstone and glow stone they were snorting
A lot
@@kswaes People don't like it because most people grew up with Minecraft. When they all thought of a Minecraft movie 10 years ago, they did not think Jack Black or Live-Action/Parody level animation
A full stack of both
Vinny watches a trailer - 7m 30s
Joel watches a trailer - 1h 49m 32s
Mike watches a trailer - TBA
@@Mikroscopic236 still paused
@@bryal7811*still chewing his tooth pick* Chet, de fuck issis shit?
Joel like to put in the same jokes over and over again in trailer reactions
Joel likes to laugh about something that isnt funny for about an hour of that
I noticed they called it “A” Minecraft Movie, not “The” Minecraft Movie, implying the possibility that there may be more Minecraft Movies 💀
Considering how big of a franchise Minecraft is, if it makes money, then they absolutely will
@@Irreve-rsible If it fails I think they'll make another movie lol. It's too big of a franchise not to try again even if this one flops. (Especially if the upcoming Netflix show does well)
@@nyahnyahson523It's gonna be the animated series, so probably, this one is the only thing that everyone can accept.
Not even that... it feels very handwavy, dismissive? idk the word for this. but I mean the tone is very "not any gonna put effort into it cus it'll sell" kind of tone, something i noticed with films lately smarmy ass rude tones towards the audience. like the idea for me comes off as "it sure is A Minecraft Movie tm, take it or leave it." than say many sequels.
Just you wait for "B mineshaft movie"
The guy who engineered the deep drum sample literally every trailer uses for their 'epic' version of [INSERT POPULAR SONG HERE] has got to be on his third private island by now, right.
If I hear another trailer scored like this I will piss
It’s seeped into every aaa game trailer as well
Knowing how the industry works...I bet that guy didnt even get paid
Fellow Radiohead fan. Nice.
@@Raveg64 Truth.
Every single movie trailer for the past like 10 years has been that loud percussion its insasne
It is so fucking obnoxious I swear
The lighthouse is loud fog horn and that movie is a masterpiece.
I honestly think Inception was the birth of this, the latest one I had to stop myself from watching was the 'live action' snow white trailer and the moment I heard the autotune reverb of whistle while you work with the epic DUN DUN DUN bits I knew it was indeed a movie
Warner, Disney, Paramount, the trailers all flow the same these days
i mean it works but yes it is VERY overused
*DUN DUN DUN DUN*
*cue Marvel dialogue*
“Who said that? Did I just say that?”
*cue emotional montage*
*logo reveal*
The greenscreening is so bad, the actors pop out so much.
This thing is a chimera of movie techniques, and they somehow bred the worst combination possible
@@ChesterManfred Yeah it's just, everything clashes.
The backgrounds look flat, the props look like props and not natural elements, the greenscreening is messed up on so many levels, but funnily-
the best looking part of the trailer imo is the ghast scene, which, hey- no props or actors, I wonder why it looks the best....
I think it's less a problem of the greenscreen technology itself and more that live action characters do not work AT ALL in a 3D Minecraft space. Like characters really do look like they're there, but they don't look like they belong there, if that makes sense. From a purely technical stance, it's okay. But the problem is that they never should have had this idea in the first place 😂
Probably because in every shot we see of them they're backlit by studio lights and dim on their face, makes it feel like the sun is in every direction but in front of them you can see this especially with the "I am Steve" scene where none of them have shadows on their faces
and the funny thing is: this is green screen the movie
So why does it look so awful
I can just tell that none of the people working on this script actually play Minecraft. This is a corporate Hollywood movie with no soul.
thats kind of a given. I mean, the director of the borderlands movie literally said he doesnt care about the game and has never played it, and just wanted to make a movie because of other movies he's seen.
When has hollywood made something that has soul and doesnt exists solely to make money? I think not in most of our lifetimes, if at all.
@@selectionnDo you watch nothing but garbage? I think big budget films are at their worst since the 80s and even I find a couple gems every year.
@@The1337guy1 are you completely stupid and missed what he was trying to say
Every single one of those actors is getting massively underutilized except for maybe Jack Black who seems to be locked in on just playing Jack Black for the rest of his career.
I imagine it going like this:
-So, what is a "sandbox" videogame about?
-That you can do anything in it.
-Say no more.
[Movie is made]
The thing is, this movie is going to make BANK because of all the kids who will scream at their parents until they take them to see it.
I can literally tell you what this movie is going to be from this teaser alone. Like the kid is the avid gamer, the girl is his sister who thinks games are overhype. Jason Momoa is the dad who's trying to be cool and the lady is the step mom who's trying her best. The kid finds that Tessaract looking thing and it sucks them into the game. Then he finds the portal to Piglin land and they see him, recognize the macguffin and want it. Jack Black pulls the kid out of Piglin Land with his own portal and closes it, introduces himself and explains the plot. Shennanigans ensue, the family comes closer together as they defeat the baddies and go home, roll credits, insert post credits scene of 'it's not over'. The end.
i hope you're right because god it would be funny
also steve is gonna constantly be the butt of every joke
I cant breath😭😭
But kids hate live action, so they already lost em
nothing in this seems wrong
I bet all of my earthly posessions that hip to be square will play at some point during this movie.
End credits
wait are they ghoing to have the bees? that'd be so beautiful, actuaklkyl..
@@moonlightning8269 Obviously the end credits will be Don't Stop Believing.
🗿
That's at least a little bit clever, so I wouldn't count on it
Things are bad when you need Grey Leno as a palette cleanser.
It's like using a fine concentrated garlic paste
*palate
its like allspice. all the spices.
Grey Leno 2024
its like being told your eating the worlds best burger in a burger joint and they give you an average lasagna, and when you ask for a burger they give you a literal shit burger covered in shit and then you scream back for the lasagna they gave you the first time
We already had a perfect way to animate it 12 years ago, in the style of CaptainSparklez' Fallen Kingdom
I feel like this is going to be like the slenderman movie, terrible and released 10 years after it's prime
Ehh, that way is kinda ugly, i'd rather the more modern minecraft animation way
Yeah, like, why wasn't this an animated movie, especially since you could bring on some of the people who make the animated trailers or animated cutscenes in the spinoffs
or slamacow creations. i still think its peak MC animation
@@In_The_Base YWAHHH
The famously silent protagonist (he does not even say oof anymore),
portrayed by the most energetic, loudest actor ever.
like, its a choice for sure
i hope they intended him to be a silent protagonist but he just kept saying one liners during for the whole production and got so tired of it that they just let him
Not to mention a protagonist having brown hair, tan-ish skin, and -oh yeah- not a huge bushy beard.
This movie really does feel like it comes from the old style of "videogame movies".
Almost feels like it belongs in a parody movie.
Kinda like the 90s mario movie
@@Erickk_k not enough being motorboated by an anthropomorphic fish woman names big bertha to be like the mario movie.
@@Erickk_k that movie aged like wine. this is just the same kids movie again
I mean it's been in development for 10 years. It definitely feels like the script is 10 years old.
The universe saw we were getting too excited after the Sonic 3 trailer and decided to humble us with this.
Lmao Sonic 3 will be a masterpiece so they said eh you have your fun take some garbage for a change! Like wtf mixing block style and hyper realism never works well. You either do 1 or the other. This and how generic and bland the voice acting is from this trailer. Like Jack Black is not fit to voice Steve since he just sounds like himself.
fr sonic 3 looks awesome
I mean, I guess Sonic 3 looks good if you're 6 years old
@@lilaclunablossombait hate I love it lol
@@lilaclunablossomNo one is falling for your bait
Wouldn't it be great if the zombies were just jack blacks but with green face paint lmao
that seems too clever for this
@@wesshiflet2214 yeah you're right, that is way too clever for this crap lmfao
My eyes skipped over "jack" and I was incredibly confused by this comment at first
you think theyd use actual paint when they can just slap a green filter over him in post
They really did just put Jack Black in a blue shirt and call him Steve, didn't even shave off the beard. Compare this to how he was made up to play R.L. Stine in the Goosebumps movie or how dedicated he was to playing Bowser and it's obvious this one's just a paycheck for him. If it was just animated and made to look more like the games I guarantee we wouldn't be mocking it this hard. Strange coincidence that both this and the Borderlands movie were stuck in development hell for like a decade and are just now coming out and both have Jack Black.
Of course he didn't shave off the beard. Steve has a beard. That's part of the character design.
@@AlphaetusPrime Steve doesn't have a beard THAT big
@@AlphaetusPrimei always thought that was just a goofy smile
@@KTr0ckit’s most definitely a goatee
@@AlphaetusPrime his beard is pretty short tho
Finally someone else mentions how literally every movie trailer has the unnecessary booms and drums used over everything when its unnecessary. Other instruments exist you know Hollywood
Yeah like, EPIC REVEAL SCENE, and then some dumb joke, THIS SUMMER! DRUMS GO CRAZY.
Same thing everytime
Just shred through each bass drum using buckshot. So annoying.
One time someone asked me my least favorite instrument sound and my mind immediately went to the shitty epic trailer sound effects but I didn’t know the name so I just said shitty trailer instruments
The put jack black in a blue shirt and called it a day
I wish, but they put him in a blue turtleneck AND a blue v-neck, which makes even less sense
They put him in two blue shirts
@@val_mira Actually insane
thats not jack black, thats steve
@@val_mira [Edit): Nevermind, it is a v-neck shirt with a regular shirt underneath. Can’t imagine that feels great for Jack Black during filming.
Nah, I’ve seen that type of sweater before, it’s one piece. It’s as stupid as it looks.
"i am steve.. and this craft.. its all mine..."
Reminder that was in production for ten years.
So that's why it looks like Minecraft in 2013 graphics
Reminder this is by the guy who wrote and directed Napoleon Dynamite :(
Movies being in production that long is usually a sign of development hell, and/or there being little faith in the project. I bet they only dusted this off because they saw the success of Mario, Sonic, etc. and wanted to replicate it
production hell*
nine of those years were pre-production. casting happened last year and they only began shooting this year.
Love the moment when John Minecraft said "let's mine some craft"
Then he says it's mine time and starts crafting all over the floor.
Is that before or after jack black comes out and says it's jack black time and starts jack blacking.
@@Vrikrar It's at 1 hour and 26 minute mark, right before Jack Black becomes black and starts playing blackjack with black Pewdiepie.
inspector gadget never needed to build brown bricks in minecrap, he could've just called david zaslav
Seems more like monkey see, monkey do, than using creative energy if you ask me
i louve building bricks in minecrap
Browwn people in moincrap movie
Oh look, a free iPad!
@@themac6356 He's a nerd, and I hate nerds, more than I hate MAD agents!
"What were they thinking?!" - Angry Video Game Nerd
Didn't he die and that's why there's no videos on his channel now???
He just put out a video 2 days ago, and a new AVGN one 9 days ago.
@@supergoron1You know what's BS is back!
"What the hell was that!?" -Krusty the Clown.
„Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder” -Simian Jimmy
3:26 bruh the piglins don’t use iron weapons they use gold, this is how you know they didn’t do any actual research/play the game
"I... am Steve."
Vinesause: "No you are Jack Black." XD
"No, this is Patrick" moment
Just so you know, John Fullsauce, Warner Bros is currently claiming videos that have footage of the Minecraft Movie trailer so this is likely going to get claimed.
Wow they're now trying to hide the fact that people hate it by abusing the copyright system? Lol. I hope it ends up like the Borderlands movie with the head of Warner Bros. cussing at people on Twitter for not liking it
@@inspectorjavert9868 im pretty sure that was Randy "The Grease Lord" Pitchford, the CEO of Gearbox, not the head of warner bros.
the same guy who said he loves twitter because it lets "people like him" talk to "people like you", the same guy who left a USB stick at medieval times.
This trailer has Beatles music, I think he knew it was going to be claimed.
@@selectionn Randy "barely legal porn" Pitchford.
@@inspectorjavert9868no, this just the s*** that youtube does when big compo releases anything with music in their platform
Prediction BINGO:
"I've been trapped here for 40 years"
"He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?"
"Well, that just happened!"
"Nawww heeeeeell naaaw"
"You just HAD to jinx it"
"I was born ready"
"This is just like in my videogames"
" ..... is my middle name"
"Alright, let's get out of here"
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"That sounded better in my head"
"I'm just getting started"
"Now . . . where were we?"
"You ain’t seen nothing yet!"
"I've always wanted to say that!"
"Don't worry! It's just a scratch"
"What’s the worst that could happen?"
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast."
"We've got company!"
"Ok, that's not good!"
"I’m getting too old for this"
"Yeah, you better run!"
"Awkwaaaaard!"
"Now that’s what I’m talking about!"
"Oh, yea? You and whose army?"
"That went well!"
im going to copy this comment and play when the movie drops.
You could make a bingo card out of this
"this world is mine to craft"
- herobrine, probably
A plot where piglins invade New York or some bullshit like that
don't forget the big growing laser/circle in the sky.
I am genuinely entranced by how bad the alpaca scene at the end is. I honestly cannot tell what the point or joke of it is. There is literally no punchline. Alpaca makes weird mouth movements. Piglins run past. Alpaca continues making weird mouth movements. End of trailer. That is the note they chose to go out on. Genuinely what the fuck.
It's like really old mobile game ad humor
Trueeee, it's like super early internet humour
This part stuck with me too. It was the worst part for me. Is that what they're expecting us to hold out on? It was so painfully unfunny. Literally just "lol epic random!!!11! xddd" humor.
This shit is the epitome of "Dead on Arrival" lmfao
It's the most low IQ "dumb animal lol" humor that only senile grandmas laugh at.
I can't wait for the obvious climax where the Minecraft mobs invade the real world. You KNOW that'll happen.
It's too obvious there was a damn portal at the start
mario movie but bad
Nah, this isn't a Paul W.S. Anderson movie, otherwise instead of Jack Black as Steve with a bunch of displaced humans, it'd be all about Mila Jovovic as Alex in a skimpy outfit slicing up Piglins with a netherite sword for half the movie.
@@FizzieWebbAnd THAT would be better than this!
The whole thing looks like someone typed "brainrot" into AI generator
this will be text to video in 2077
You ever think these film makers ever say "... Does this need to exist?"
To quote Jurassic Park:
"Your scientists were so preoccupied that they COULD, that they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD."
Money potential trumps all logic and reason.
They only asked two questions: "How much will it cost" and "how much will it earn?"
@@NatetheNerdy judging by the visuals of this trailer, i think they might've also asked for meth
Money
chat is so desperate to get the taste of that trailer out of their mouth they are BEGGING for Gray Leno
Fr tho 🤣
The fact that they called it “A” Minecraft Movie… I don’t know, you can just tell they’re already looking forward to the sequel titled Another Minecraft Movie
An Extreme Minecraft Movie
A Decent Minecraft Movie This Time We Swear
I think Jack Black proudly declaring he is Steve while wearing a blue v-neck is extremely funny
Yeah but it's the kind of funny where you're looking at a dog walking funny because it's still a bit high from getting a sedative, not the kind of funny where I buy a movie ticket.
For all the wrong reasons
It's funny in an eldritch way.
In a cosmic sort of way yeah
Worse part is, Steve is the default skin that has a distinct look. Jack Black can't be him
That sheep is totally meant to be their Ugly Sonic meme moment
"Any publicity is good publicity!" **rubs hands**
"dude this looks like complete shit I will never be able to sleep without thinking of that fucking abominable face."
"It's not shit, it's REALISTIC." **rubbing hands continues**
It's really so pathetic how little they tried.
And tried way too much at the same time
Vin’s reaction to the fucking Magical Mystery Tour thing might be one of my new favorite bits! 2:40 is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while.
Vinny: "THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIT.... THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!"
Reading this comment section is like the second funniest thing behind that.
It sounds like an AVGN rant. He was genuinely displeased.
All that money could've gone to the movie budget
Where's the bit? It's a factual statement.
Very Joel energy with the "Wait up!" pause *takkatakkatakka* on the keyboard.
Holy shit they really went full "JACK BLACK AS JACK BLACK"... cursed.
My man immediately tearing them open for what they did to Mystery Tour. Thats why youre the fuckin best Vinny
This feels like those pharmaceutical ads that tries to market some random pill and show unrelated footage while someone lists a crapton of side effects for a few minutes. "Ask your doctor if this is right for you."
I asked what my 12 year old brother what he thought, and he said he "has some doubts about this movie." So apparently this movie's target audience is children that hadn't even been born at the time that minecraft was at it's peak popularity, lol
This reads like the plot to my fifth grade original fiction piece, "Portal to MINECRAFTIA".
in all honestly your fifth grade writing was probably way better than this slop
I specifically remember several articles saying the movie producers wanted to avoid a "bad sonic situation."
So how did they look at this and thing: "Great job everyone, we did it."
This is arguably far worse than an “ugly Sonic situation” because that was only a problem with one character, here however, they would need to overhaul the entire movie to fix this.
Does anyone else notice an influx of Jack Black in video game movies? Can he be Morshu in the Zelda Movie?
Here's the thing. He did well as Bowser because he makes a good gaudy villain. But some roles just don't.
Anything besides the mario movie and his tenacious D song? They treating him like chris pratt but i don't see that much presence.
I still think Danny Devito would be a really good Morshu
@@massgunner4152he was in borderlands
@@foursidekmthey butchered the borderlands movie too 😭
no, you’re jack black - vincent
(2024)
I mean, he plays the same in every movie
I love how as a society, as a species, we still haven't advanced past the "fat black woman saying AW HELL NAWW and that's the entire joke" trope in the past 30 years
it's not even a "society" or "species" issue it's Hollywood being [redacted]. I claim no part of their being Hollywood and having infinite money to commit [redacted]. We have the conversation no one wants to have about Hollywood, we probably solve racism for a bit.
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. I guarantee you that is literally her role for the entire film, just being a walking caricature giving stereotypical reactions to everything they encounter.
This is literally one of those AI videos "if the Minecraft movie was made in the 80s"
I'm genuinely starting to think that's actually what happened. Everything looks like it was generated especially with the lighting.
Edit: I meant the lighting/costumes/casting/character design looks like they based it off AI photos (which some of that can be very possible)
There was literally an AI Jason momoa Minecraft trailer like 5 months ago I found when looking this trailer up
i mean the trees were for sure real, some guy took a photo of them a few months back
Hey, kiddos! Wanna see what ___ would look like as an 80's dark fantasy film?
People are really overestimating AI.
ffs AI shit hasn't advanced to a hollywood film length yet. How does it look like it from the 80s? The colors, the lighting, the dialogue and fashion are super modern.
people will keep on saying hurr is this AI generated but when you actually look at AI generated videos, the technology is not perfect and very very limited in time length. The 3d AI generated stuff is also not perfect either!
And I'm not even pro-AI!
@@kaiser9321 I found that too, briefly thought it was real, and now I'm wishing it was because it looked better than this
I saw someone say that Jason Mamoa looks like Rhett from Good Mythical Morning got depressed and started drinking too much beer, and I can't unsee it now
He genuinely looks so f-cked up I didn't even realize that was Jason Mamoa at first lmfao
Imagine putting Beatles music in your trailer only to turn it into generic epic movie trailer music no. 254 and drown it out with a nonstop stream of percussion
EDIT: Vinny said the exact same thing lmao
Hollywood always wants to remind you just how terrible most of their slop is nowadays. And they wonder why people aren't going to theatres anymore lol
3:54 Didn't see anyone else comment on this but why does she call him a "toolbag" when all he did was tell them his name? Idk I'm sure there's context in the movie but in the trailer it just seems like such a weird out of place line in order to make the audience laugh.
she’s the sarcastic snarky girl character and she don’t need no man
I also like to watch BROWN BRICKS being built in Minecrap! Watching brown bricks in Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can possibly have while watching a movie.
A+ tier reference lmfao
The greenscreen is bleeding into Jack Blacks beard lmao. I feel like they made it cheap on purpose just so they can have the Redesign marketing that the sonic movie got.
THIS WILL BE VINESAUCE IN 2013!
THANK YOU for bringing up how they tarnished Magical Mystery Tour
"I have no idea why Jason Momoa looks like this" I can guarantee they don't either
Im glad the collective response to this seems to be a resounding "F*ck this." Lmfao
Idk how it could be anything else. That trailer is objectively bad in every way. Zero redeeming grace, it's quite baffling honestly.
Every scene without actors looks like it was made in Luma ai
Slop beyond all comprehension
Nah, think I could better with AnimateDiff at this point.
I love how ernestly he says "No, YOU are Jack Black" like he's trying to break through to a deluded family member.
That little eyebrow raise after "I am Steve" just says "Yeah I'm not trying, I said I'm Steve, fuck you, what are you going to do about it?"
Really cool of Warner Bros. to hire *The* This Man to work on this movie
It really, truly is astounding the things he can do with Unreal Engine
The cocaine that the movie executive snorted before deciding to green light this movie must have been awesome
This is the closest we'll get for a new vinny minecraft world.
I'd like to point out it's called "A Minecraft Movie"
meaning we can refer to it as *the a minecraft movie* and it's perfectly grammatically accurate.
Did anyone ever say "wow I loved how they sodomised that classic song with epic trailer percussions and synths, they should do that for other songs"?
no, but the 15 to 35 million views that all the trailers that do that have. not defending it, just saying they don't care what we like or don't like
This movie gives Super Bowl mobile game AD vibes.
On rewatch I think the worst thing is the expressions. They all look like they just saw someone wearing an offensive T-shirt in public, not literally stepping into a videogame world.
Jason Momoa wig and outfit make him look like he's auditioning for Lady Ballers.
I literally just noticed the 'Legendary' logo at the end. The guys behind the Godzilla and King Kong movies.
Yeah, this film will be 'legendary' alright.
They also made the Denis Villeneuve Dune films.
Opening the audio settings to mute the voice 5 minutes into the movie
That game's dialogue is reproachable horse's shit. I played it myself long before Vinny, WITH the dialogue, and it was seriously the most expositing, grating shit I was ever forced to listen to in a game. When I found out you could just turn it off, I immediately started liking the game.
Hang on - did you just shift reality?
@@Coelohihi It reads like it was written by the Forspoken team. The game's idea was very well executed and quite pretty, but the dialogue was pre-teen sci-fi buzzwords and exposition about nothing.
The pigmen at 3:02 should have turned into zombified pigmen in the over world too, like did they not know anything about the game
The movie is based on Minecraft legends thats why the piglins are in the overworld
Bro, the Beatles sold out literally decades ago. They put their music in HR Block commercials. They make fun of them on the Sopranos in the early 2000s for this.
nah they never sold out. Back in the 80s, Micheal jackson bought their entire catalog and sold it to sony in the 90s, thus it being available for commercials, films, ect.
@@jirousguitar2912
I didn't know Michael Jackson travelled back in time to 1965 to sell their images on lunchboxes and shampoo. He must have also forced them to make a bunch of jingles for companies of the era too.
4:07 "Ehh..." Pretty much sums it up perfectly
Someone give me $5 if Jack Black calls The Nether the "Nether Region" in the movie
-Steve- Jack Black: “To get home… we must traverse the dangerous… nether regions!
Snarky teenage girl: Erm… say that again?
Jack Black looks like his health is declining more and more in every public and movie appearance I've seen him in in the last 5 years.
He's gonna die of cringe
he’s just in his 50s
That's called aging
He looks more and more like a patient that fled a mental hospital every time I see him. That beard is unhinged, somebody needs to have an intervention with him about it.
He's aged 30 years in the past 5
I thought I was prepaired for everything. But I was not prepeared for bassboosted Beatles
I heard that Ringo were a fan of minecraft, which is why they put a beatles song here in honor of him. I forgot where I heard it, and if I'm lying - I'm sorry
that sounds like him tbh
Peace and love.
"They took a swing like, if this were baseball, they swung at the dirt like it was a golf club"
This is the most perfect analogy for these types of recreations and I'm going to be stealing it, thank you very much!
Legit terrified for the Zelda movie now.
Nintendo will keep that one on track like they did with the Mario movie, let's hope. I don't think Mojang gives a shit.
@@frustratedsquirrelillumination is gonna save this one from the hollywood hellhole
I hope it has Morshu
@@DogsRNiceAs long as they have enough rupees
@@frustratedsquirrelMojang is barely involved with the movie.
Hell, most of the devs didn't even know Steve was gonna be in smash for example.
I wish they went with full animation. Live-action characters in this weird CGI world just looks strange. I want my Steve to look blocky, god dammit!
Could you have possibly considered that this * might * possibly have been the joke?
The movie's being directed by Jared Hess, who directed Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite. It's very deliberate to make it like this, as it's more than likely a shitpost, and the movie itself will more than likely be a massive shitpost, just like those movies were. That is, if Mumbo Jumbo's accounts of being on-set of the film are to be believed.
the best we can do is putting jack black in a blue t-shirt, sorry bud.
@@skinwalker69420well i haven't seen anyone laugh at that part instead of just how absurdly bad this movie looks
@@selectionnit's not even a T-shirt it's a V neck with an undershirt 😭 do they just not have a cyan T-shirt in their wardrobe department
@@hoisoynono Because everyone's taking the shitpost seriously, likely because they don't know who's responsible for it. I did too until I watched Mumbo's video about it and heard who was directing it.
An evil version of Jack Black is gonna show up and he’s gonna go “My name is Brine but I’m no Hero!”
Fucking Vinny calling out how lazy "Steve" is despite not really being a Minecraft guy kinda tells you how bad it is.
You know its bad when chat would rather watch the grey leno show
Grey Leno 2024
He's right behind me, isn't he?
(Scene where Pillager patrol group ambushes the protagonists)
ERM… we got company!
@@yosh9192 *Phantoms appear* There’s FLYING enemies now???
@@EmperorPenguin1217 “it can’t get any worse than this”
@@RealBroccoliHour "Well, that just happened."
*Movie starts off with an action scene*
“You’re probably wondering how we got into this mess in the first place.”
Vinny sounds like a dad who just got fired from his job and his son is asking him to put on a movie for him at the end.
People who are saying this looks fun have had their standards reduced from a fine mesh filter to 2 pieces of flayed mouldy dental floss placed loosely in a cross
True, but apparently the guy who directed Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite is the director of this movie, so maybe it's funny I guess?
@@marcoscabezolajr.8408 I don't care if Alfred Hitchcock himself came back from the grave to direct this movie, if THIS is the trailer they put out, there is no way on God's green earth this film is gonna be good lmfao
@tysontaggart7246 I'm not saying I disagree with you xD. It's going to be terrible regardless but idk might be at least somewhat funny, like to watch RUclips clips or somethin.
Should've gotten animators like elemental animations *and* other people from the Minecraft community in this movie. I mean, they did it in Minecraft Story Mode and it was pretty good.
"I... Am Steve."
No. No you're not, Mr Black. You're just wearing a light blue shirt and that's all.
They couldn't even give Jack Black a blue shirt that fit him.