@@GeneralKenobi69420 if you pull the lever, the chicken will be killed, and turned into roast chicken for you to enjoy. however, if you do not pull the lever, the chicken will be spared, but you will have no roast chicken.
*[Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke. An Algerian man was arrested in February 2016 on arrival of his flight, after causing a fight on the plane then urinating on another passenger. The incidents took place mid-air on an Air Méditerranée flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.]* Jack Black: “I…. Am STEVE”
@@tjlnintendo I remember a story about a drunken man urinating on another passenger in a flight, but the details don't match up. Are you telling me there were multiple incidents of people urinating on their fellow passengers? 😶
I love how they just made the script for a Jumangi 3, then realized how popular video game movies are and bam, a minecraft movie: Jumangi 3 They then realized that they needed gags in the middle, and made the lowest effort "this is probably minecraft" things in there from a basic google search.
This just straight up is not accurate. There's some fairly impressive references in here, like redstone contraptions that are functionally accurate to the designs players use.
@ that’s not too hard to do tbh, they only showed base restore and some pistons. Again feels like one of those “look at THIS thing from Minecraft!” Moments to fill out the movie runtime without thinking
I do not blame people for people calling various frames of this trailer AI Generated, because they really fucking do. The shot of child Steve in the mines is shitpost worthy.
@@sgasai like midjourney can render those details, the common problem is the same as what's wrong with the trailer, inconsistencies; environments that don't match the subject lighting, differing levels of detail in the same shot, things like that obviously not ai but that's where they're getting it, the skeleton jockey shows the issue perfectly
Idk why but the phrase "Now a grown man, Steve holds a small cube" has the same energy as "a man has fallen into the river in lego city". Like the way the narrator speaking in low letter tones making a phrase that don't have any purpose even more no purpose💀
"please, Jack Black, can you stop acting like that for two seconds?!" you know what, no. at this point, i want to see him push it harder. i want every line of dialogue in this movie to be delivered in that exact cadence. i want this movie to be insane and experimental.
Using Time to Pretend as a trialer song gave me physic damage. That's one of my favorite songs, I don't want to think about Steve while listening to it.
I don't know, I'm now curious about the scene where Steve shoots heroin and fucks with the stars. Or the one where Jason Momoa chokes to death on his vomit after his kids grow up and marriage falls apart. ...It's almost as though nobody paid attention to the lyrics of the song.
Listening to Time to Pretend, absolutely daydreaming from how much you're enjoying the beat and then you see Jack Black Steve say, "I'm Steve, I'm in the daydream too"
I’m confused as to why the hell they mixed up the lyrics toward the end of the trailer. Did you notice that? It became “This is our decision/nothing we can do” instead of “This is our decision/to live fast and die young”. What’s the point of remixing it like that?
as if being the idea of being blind couldn’t seem any more insufferable, you gotta watch videos like this to try to get the same experience as someone who can see?
I've known about audio description tracks for movies and tv for a long time, ever since I worked at a movie theater, but I still think its awesome that there's people that makes sure that everyone can enjoy movies, even trailer slop like this.
I appreciate the thought and care but...wouldn't someone that can't see just rather like listen to an audio book or just a script being read out than listen to a brief description of a movie while it's playing? Doesn't seem like it'd be that enjoyable but I guess I'm not the target audience am I.
I love this one guy who dubs over Minecraft trailers because he made one small adjustment to the intro "I, am steve, and as a kid I have always yearned for the mines, which is a thing I just said." oh and "But then that man died, and I grew up, this all happened in the exact same day."
They somehow made the human actors look more uncanny than the surroundings here. They're such obvious pathetic tropes, as for Jack Black the less said the better. Look if we can see a zombie extra that's fully clothed in shoeboxes, I'll forgive all that.
This movie feels like it's coming out about 6 years later than it should've. Not that it would've been any better back then, but there's something oddly 2019ish about it that I can't explain.
It's so weird how it feel like it was indeed made by people who have at least played the game but... It's like they didn't know where to start with adapting it to a movie
All they had to do was make it like the Mario movie because illumination did a great job with that it wasn’t serious just a fun mix of stuff from the games
The game itself was not devoid of a tangible story and end goal for the player. The writers were just lacking creativity. It could have been so simple. Act 1. Steve spawns as a fish out of water, learns crafting and survival skills. Act 2: Exploration montage, grinding montage, etc. Act 3: Steve is fully geared and enters the end, CGI enderman battle ensues, he wins. The end.
I remember when the Joker movie came out, people celebrated that they used the word "society." I think an exec here saw that, said "we need to include a Minecraft meme, let's do children yearn for the mines," and didn't understand why the Joker one works and this one doesn't.
Minecraft:The movie:The game: The movie: The tabletop role playing experience:The series:The comic:The radio drama:The bi weekly breakfast subscription
@@atlev the only time he played himself was when he played himself in The Pick of Destiny (and Minecraft movie high res shader and texture pack RTX real)
Movie Exec: "Hello fellow youths I hear you like this 'Mineycrafta' so how about you see our totally rad film about it starring Jack Black as Jack Black (again). Just look at all these key-jingling references! This is definitely timely and won't age like milk!" And somehow it has already aged like milk from the very first trailer.
If you look closely at 8:23 (and the preceding shot with the kid holding it) on the right-hand bottom corner there's just like, a blunderbuss-style pistol?
I love that vinny is making fun of the "yeeeep I just did that (smirk)" type acting but considering the recent fame of Parkour civilization and its writing, this is what the children yearn for
I will say this, it's a better trailer than the first one. I think the CGI looks a bit better in this one, we actually get an explanation for why Steve isn't blocky, a lot more elements from Minecraft that fit pretty well. But I still think the dialogue is kind of phoned in and insincere, and the humor has that MCU "erm, that just happened" taste to it. So, it's a better trailer, but not really enough to get me to see this in the theater.
Not everyone would agree with this, but I think Ryan Reynolds would have been the PERFECT steve for this movie. Idk he just has the generic rugged white guy energy I imagine steve having.
@ i'm sorry but I just can't see steve as a person of color . I understand the reasoning but idk i just imagine him as a plain looking sorta buff white guy
Why are all the colors in this movie so deep fried? Even actual Minecraft doesn’t look this vibrant. Is it to appeal to children? If so, it just makes the movie feel so artificial.
The Tesseract thing has to be a reference to Corridors video. Jason Momoa is playing a clear parody of Billy Mitchell. There are going to be meme references all over. It's going to be pure pain.
This is like getting land with a good foundation without knowing how to build a house. They could make a story about anything but they can't because they thought that they could make easy money out of this. This is gonna flop, unless anything changes.
Can someone explain to me why people like this trailer more than the first? It looks and feels almost no different from the first trailer, I just don't get why this is suddenly much more positively recieved.
It just does a better job showing what the movie is trying to go for and give context instead of just leaving everyone in utter confusion like the first trailer because all it amounted to was "wow look at how weird and wacky these mobs look when theyre realistic", i dont think anyone still thinks its gonna be particularly good though
@@snailymitch "i dont think anyone still thinks its gonna be particularly good though" That's the thing, though. Some people in the comments of the official video seem to be a lot more optimistic all of a sudden. Yeah, they picked a better selection of clips, but it's just really fascinating to watch the difference in reactions.
3:26 he cannot get out of his claptrap role from the worst movie ever made and in doing so has made this movie the next contender of worst movie ever made! Im impressed!
There are exactly two things I like about this new trailer. One, we now know that a lot of the sets are practical. Not everything is CGI which is at least kinda nice. Two, I think it’s a novel idea to have Steve be done with the game. It’s, again, kinda nice to not follow the game’s main character through the same steps we’ve already done. They could do something other than going to The End or fighting the Wither, which shakes up the predictability that other video game videos have.
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As Steve pushes a lever, lava pours into a cage, turning a live chicken into a roasted one.
This is how steve deals with all those who oppose him
This has each totem on the pole vibes
Steve's Parable
The Roasted One
@@GeneralKenobi69420 if you pull the lever, the chicken will be killed, and turned into roast chicken for you to enjoy. however, if you do not pull the lever, the chicken will be spared, but you will have no roast chicken.
"This April, several people get to their feet."
What a tagline!
I will indeed be standing and clapping during the whole movie
Building blocks form the title. A Minecraft movie
@@bfnmo7750 please do this
@@bfnmo7750giggling and kicking my feet while twirling my hair watching the minecraft movie
Gosh I wonder if the whole thing is AI generated
the sauce yearns for the vines
This is it Luigi
the chat yearns for the reactions
I'm saucing on the vines, Luigi
We yearn for vinny's melpert
I... Am Vinny
I thought the audio description was just an avant-garde bit Vinny was doing at first.
The cube emits a cool blue glow
Steve holds a small cube
@@daeamiralis Now a grown man
cool 😎 blue glow
I saw the cool blue glow
@@scr0ngle108same
This movie is literally just "Look Homer, we're in Minecraft"
“It’s a game! Humans and Monsters, y’know? Like talking skeletons!”
“Marge! You know what? We better get outta here!”
What if you poured boiling milk on Minecraft Steve's skull
babe we’re in Minecraft
3lame mentioned
I like how the old guy telling the kid not to go in a mine and get hurt is portrayed as evil in the trailer.
This wasnt funded by the Trade Unions from Victoria 3 wtf
All part of the plan, my man.
Just like in Victoria 3🤤🤤
child labour rules
The narration made this feel like a Nintendo direct Minecraft movie showcase
Here's a TV that looks like an apple.
@@garjian0 Okay, that's all the time I've got. I gotta get back to playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.
*[Vinny expresses confusion over why the Mincraft Movie trailer is being narrated]*
Vinny: "Why is this happening?"
*[As Vinny complains about the video narration, he continues to listen to the narrated version instead of simply changing the audio track]*
*[Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke. An Algerian man was arrested in February 2016 on arrival of his flight, after causing a fight on the plane then urinating on another passenger. The incidents took place mid-air on an Air Méditerranée flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.]*
Jack Black: “I…. Am STEVE”
@@tjlnintendo I remember a story about a drunken man urinating on another passenger in a flight, but the details don't match up. Are you telling me there were multiple incidents of people urinating on their fellow passengers? 😶
@@go_golden With how wild humans can be, I wouldn’t be shocked if there were multiple “urinating on passenger” incidents.
HAGAHAHSHSHFHUWHS
As a child, Vinny yearned for the vines.
Someone already made this joke but better
As a child, I yearned that I gave a fuck
@@Hi-fd4cw nah i like this one more
Should've been "yearned for the sauce"
Lmfao
Why does every facial expression, every character, every line, and every scene all flow like "Erm, THAT just happened!"
It's insincere.
"It's right behind me, isnt it?"
Did... did I just do that?! That's sick!
Let me get this straight. I'm in a video game, I'm talking to jack black, and, oh yeah, I'm yearning for the freaking mines!
Wait, did you just shift reality?!
This April, several people get to their feet.
To leave the theatre.
This April Binny rawdogs with chat
For a standing ovation, no doubt.
0:30 Missed opportunity to make the sign say "No minors. Only Miners"
If they did that, the Minecraft RUclipsrs wouldn't want to watch it
Well he yearned for the mines of course
that would require them to actually think
@@musicsheep9816godamn
@@musicsheep9816💀
I love how they just made the script for a Jumangi 3, then realized how popular video game movies are and bam, a minecraft movie: Jumangi 3
They then realized that they needed gags in the middle, and made the lowest effort "this is probably minecraft" things in there from a basic google search.
The script and the casting, lmao
This just straight up is not accurate. There's some fairly impressive references in here, like redstone contraptions that are functionally accurate to the designs players use.
@@godofthecripples1237They got the very basics right and that's about as close as things got.
@ that’s not too hard to do tbh, they only showed base restore and some pistons. Again feels like one of those “look at THIS thing from Minecraft!” Moments to fill out the movie runtime without thinking
Now a grown man, Steve holds a small cube!
The cube emits a cool, blue glow.
The cube emits a cool, blue glow
[There are replies expressing their surprise and delight at seeing a comment from the famed RUclipsr That Trav Guy]
trav guy sighting
Trav Guy Mentioned
🤖 Vinny Vinesauce plays the trailer for the Minecraft movie and gets confused by the narrator audio. 🤖
I do not blame people for people calling various frames of this trailer AI Generated, because they really fucking do. The shot of child Steve in the mines is shitpost worthy.
@@FunkyGhost37 it doesn't look ai generated because all the details are present and natural. The composition and scenery is still weird
@@sgasai like midjourney can render those details, the common problem is the same as what's wrong with the trailer, inconsistencies; environments that don't match the subject lighting, differing levels of detail in the same shot, things like that
obviously not ai but that's where they're getting it, the skeleton jockey shows the issue perfectly
I thought the child miner scene was ai generated
People call anything AI generated now
@@DrCury448 Are you AI generated?
As a child I yearned for the mines, Douglas.
When I pulled you out of that rotten mine shaft...
*Dinks rotten shaft*
Douglath... do you... yearn for my rotten shaft...?
Idk why but the phrase "Now a grown man, Steve holds a small cube" has the same energy as "a man has fallen into the river in lego city". Like the way the narrator speaking in low letter tones making a phrase that don't have any purpose even more no purpose💀
Why is he mining in a knit sweater?? That would snaggggg
Because his name is Steeev
@@AlienatedBronze But trur steve wears a blue tshirt
"please, Jack Black, can you stop acting like that for two seconds?!"
you know what, no. at this point, i want to see him push it harder. i want every line of dialogue in this movie to be delivered in that exact cadence. i want this movie to be insane and experimental.
he's on the verge of creating his own accent like shatner
Its slop
it’s already borderline experimental
@@GruntoSkunkoliterally who gaf it’s a movie. a minecraft movie. it’s minecraft bro
@faustaust6911 Filthy pig that'll wallow in shit slopping out of capitalist assholes
3:43 I could only think Jason Momoa was re-enacting one of those bunker-building mobile games
Jack Black's delivery seems spiteful. Like oh you want Jack Black fine I'll give you what you want
New acting method: sincere self-loathing
It's amazing that 40 years on from Roger Rabbit we can't make live action actors look like they belong in an animated world...
We can! VFX studios just often times don't get enough time and money to pull it off perfectly
I've never looked forward to pirating and laughing at a movie with friends more than this.
Using Time to Pretend as a trialer song gave me physic damage. That's one of my favorite songs, I don't want to think about Steve while listening to it.
I don't know, I'm now curious about the scene where Steve shoots heroin and fucks with the stars.
Or the one where Jason Momoa chokes to death on his vomit after his kids grow up and marriage falls apart.
...It's almost as though nobody paid attention to the lyrics of the song.
Listening to Time to Pretend, absolutely daydreaming from how much you're enjoying the beat and then you see Jack Black Steve say, "I'm Steve, I'm in the daydream too"
weirdly dark song to put in the fucking minecraft movie trailer but what do I know
I’m confused as to why the hell they mixed up the lyrics toward the end of the trailer. Did you notice that?
It became “This is our decision/nothing we can do” instead of “This is our decision/to live fast and die young”. What’s the point of remixing it like that?
Same thing with Magical Mystery Tour in the previous trailer.
The narration is exactly like "you think of the mclanky"
Steve: "As a child I yearned for the mines."
Vinny: "No."
No yearning for the Mines while speen man watches.
As a blind, it's funny to hear Vinny discover audio descriptions
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as if being the idea of being blind couldn’t seem any more insufferable, you gotta watch videos like this to try to get the same experience as someone who can see?
the industrial revolution and its consequences
Anprim moment
"The hollywood industry and it's consequences have been disastrous for media entertainment"
[Ted holds a bottle of nitroglycerin. The bottle emits a cool, blue glow.]
I've known about audio description tracks for movies and tv for a long time, ever since I worked at a movie theater, but I still think its awesome that there's people that makes sure that everyone can enjoy movies, even trailer slop like this.
I appreciate the thought and care but...wouldn't someone that can't see just rather like listen to an audio book or just a script being read out than listen to a brief description of a movie while it's playing? Doesn't seem like it'd be that enjoyable but I guess I'm not the target audience am I.
@@billygoatguy3960Hey, even the visually impaired get FOMO
As a child I turned on SAP once during Mister Rogers and I got to hear the descriptive audio.
While I agree... I wonder if there possibly even any "less corporate" sounding way to state that.
This crap feels patronizing and can only detract from the experience. It'd be better just to listen to the audio as is.
Kinda surprised they're using c418's music when Microsoft couldn't be assed to pay him for a 3rd album & gave him the boot.
I'm sure they will in the movie, unless I missed something the song in this trailer is "Time to Pretend" by MGMT tho
I love this one guy who dubs over Minecraft trailers because he made one small adjustment to the intro
"I, am steve, and as a kid I have always yearned for the mines, which is a thing I just said."
oh and
"But then that man died, and I grew up, this all happened in the exact same day."
They somehow made the human actors look more uncanny than the surroundings here. They're such obvious pathetic tropes, as for Jack Black the less said the better.
Look if we can see a zombie extra that's fully clothed in shoeboxes, I'll forgive all that.
Jack has been an embarrassing disappointment lately.
@@commandervile394 i think because so many of them arent giving him a character to act, or just letting him do what he wants too much.
A small part of the movie's plot was leaked a while ago.
Aparently theres a "villager+real human romance" plotline in this movie, you're welcome.
If Steve doesn't make passionate love to a villager in the movie, I'm not seeing it.
Sex in Minecraft
nvm this might be peak
I hope this is real, just for the ridiculousness.
close enough welcome back pixels
This (the cube emits a cool blue glow) a wonderland where
This movie feels like it's coming out about 6 years later than it should've. Not that it would've been any better back then, but there's something oddly 2019ish about it that I can't explain.
Well, it was announced already back in 2016-2017 so this movie's definitely been in draft and development hell.
Idk if that’s a compliment to 2019 or a dis to 2024.
It's so weird how it feel like it was indeed made by people who have at least played the game but... It's like they didn't know where to start with adapting it to a movie
All they had to do was make it like the Mario movie because illumination did a great job with that it wasn’t serious just a fun mix of stuff from the games
@@hydro3672 Isn't that literally what this movie is too? lol
The game itself was not devoid of a tangible story and end goal for the player. The writers were just lacking creativity.
It could have been so simple.
Act 1. Steve spawns as a fish out of water, learns crafting and survival skills. Act 2: Exploration montage, grinding montage, etc. Act 3: Steve is fully geared and enters the end, CGI enderman battle ensues, he wins. The end.
@@vivh2227 a sort of castaway survival turned adventurour hero movie would be fun. But that is not marketable enough aparently
A lego movie formula would have work, You have the perspective of people with a problem in the real world solved in the game.
*Narration audio track starts*
"Vinny gets flabbergasted by the new Minecraft trailer"
I hope they build with brown bricks
In Minecrap
I'm having a lot of fun!
They should let Mike Matei make a cameo like matpat in the fnaf movie.
@@ericbaker8781That’d just be unfair to Mike lol. I’d absolutely love if he brought Gadget back to shit on this movie though.
Steve to the newbies: I'm better than you are so I should do the mining.
2:07 I hold a small cube.
I remember when the Joker movie came out, people celebrated that they used the word "society." I think an exec here saw that, said "we need to include a Minecraft meme, let's do children yearn for the mines," and didn't understand why the Joker one works and this one doesn't.
That stretch would make an enderman look like a baby zombie.
Yeah, the narrated version sounds pretty funny
They should make a videogame adaptation of this called "A Minecraft Game"
A "A Minecraft Movie" Game
Minecraft:The movie:The game: The movie: The tabletop role playing experience:The series:The comic:The radio drama:The bi weekly breakfast subscription
A Minecraft Movie Game
My dearest Melpert. I yyyyyeeeeeearn for the mines, but you deny me the craftisfaction.
"as a child, i yearned for the mines" sounds so much like a joke that it's astonishing to think that the movie's dead serious about it
It's 100% supposed to be campy
I thought it WAS a pre-existing joke for real so I couldn't believe what I was hearing...
It is a joke, yes
The joke movie has jokes in it because it's a movie about Minecraft
It's a decently old meme
I can't tell if Jack black just lost his acting skills or the director was giving him some WEIRD directions
The directors definitely have a part to play in that, but I’m not 100% sure either
Did he ever really have that much skill? He plays the same character (himself) in literally everything he's ever done.
His Bowser performance showed that he can be a solid actor. I just think he picks up too many movies. He was in *Borderlands* for God's sake..
@@atlev the only time he played himself was when he played himself in The Pick of Destiny (and Minecraft movie high res shader and texture pack RTX real)
@@atlev he literally plays another person in jumanji... Twice
the children yearn for vinesauce
The votes are in
They want more Vin
The children yearn for the vines
The votes are in: they want more Vin.
Why the FUCK was this censored, originally?
First we'll MINE, then we'll CRAFT with this one! ⛏
As a Vine, I yearned for the Sauce
"Steve and Garret grip each other arms"
Blind people:🤔😏
I am DYING lAUGHING at the narration OMG
No one is talking about the narrator calling Piglins "A mob of pigs?"
1:08 "Actual miners, and not _minors."_
Galaxy Quest bit
"I HATE MINERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS."
"Mr. President, Vinny Vinesauce has watched the second trailer of the Minecraft Movie"
I like how at 8:16 he's literally beating a zombie to death with its own arm
Vinny's struggles with the audio description is my favourite part of the movie.
Movie Exec: "Hello fellow youths I hear you like this 'Mineycrafta' so how about you see our totally rad film about it starring Jack Black as Jack Black (again). Just look at all these key-jingling references! This is definitely timely and won't age like milk!"
And somehow it has already aged like milk from the very first trailer.
If you look closely at 8:23 (and the preceding shot with the kid holding it) on the right-hand bottom corner there's just like, a blunderbuss-style pistol?
Having just rewatched Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre, it's basically the same style of acting.
Do not even lump Napoleon Dynamite with this shit. Not even close.
Steve gives a bone to a dog made of blocks
I love that vinny is making fun of the "yeeeep I just did that (smirk)" type acting but considering the recent fame of Parkour civilization and its writing, this is what the children yearn for
As a child, I yearned for Parkour
Can't wait for Evbo to hit a 360 in the Minecraft movie
Miners, Jerry!
Minors.
They yearn!
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Minecraft movie endorses child labor confirmed
I will say this, it's a better trailer than the first one. I think the CGI looks a bit better in this one, we actually get an explanation for why Steve isn't blocky, a lot more elements from Minecraft that fit pretty well. But I still think the dialogue is kind of phoned in and insincere, and the humor has that MCU "erm, that just happened" taste to it. So, it's a better trailer, but not really enough to get me to see this in the theater.
I yearn for the roasted chicken
Vinny here watching a trailer with descriptions for blind people and thinking he goes insane.
"This movie is gonna be dogshit, but this trailer is better" Summarizes it quite neatly, I feel.
i bet people gonna remake the minecraft movie in minecraft and it gonna become bigger then the actual movie
8:33 "What Jack Black doesnt look cute?" Vinny!😳😳
He looks kinda cuddly.
Do you want Jack?! 😳
@@crazyluigi6664 🤧🤧
feels like a ai generated movie
Things can be bad without being ai generated.
This isn't even the first time Jack Black has been Isekai'd. Only the first time was more interesting because Jack Black got to meet Lemmy Kilmister.
As a Child, Steve yearned for the Mines.
Not everyone would agree with this, but I think Ryan Reynolds would have been the PERFECT steve for this movie. Idk he just has the generic rugged white guy energy I imagine steve having.
White Guy ?
@ i'm sorry but I just can't see steve as a person of color . I understand the reasoning but idk i just imagine him as a plain looking sorta buff white guy
"As a child, I yearned for the shaft."
-Steve Minecraft
I don't feel like being a cynic about this movie anymore. I think it will be so w@nk it's worth seeing
Hello its me the upcoming mugen for vinny dev
Now that introduced myself for no reason i wanna say
I fuckin love jack black
Why are all the colors in this movie so deep fried? Even actual Minecraft doesn’t look this vibrant. Is it to appeal to children? If so, it just makes the movie feel so artificial.
“As a child, I yearned for the mines.” We really just went full circle, didn’t we?
Press Enter to enable the narrator.
I swear Jack was about to say “Oh and one more thing, don’t mine at night”
The Tesseract thing has to be a reference to Corridors video. Jason Momoa is playing a clear parody of Billy Mitchell. There are going to be meme references all over. It's going to be pure pain.
Jack Black is the same actor that was able to give life and emotion to a big fat panda.
And now he's in this.
As a child, I yearned for the mines.
4:05 jfc it's just that mobile game where the dude quefs on that dudes face making him a zombie and dude recedes to an underground society bunker
The people yearn for more Vin.
This is the kinda movie you watch with friends drunk.
the audio track is explaining whats on screen like we're five because thats the movies target audience
This is like getting land with a good foundation without knowing how to build a house.
They could make a story about anything but they can't because they thought that they could make easy money out of this.
This is gonna flop, unless anything changes.
Unless everything* changes.
Can someone explain to me why people like this trailer more than the first? It looks and feels almost no different from the first trailer, I just don't get why this is suddenly much more positively recieved.
It just does a better job showing what the movie is trying to go for and give context instead of just leaving everyone in utter confusion like the first trailer because all it amounted to was "wow look at how weird and wacky these mobs look when theyre realistic", i dont think anyone still thinks its gonna be particularly good though
If anything I'd say it's inherently worse due to showing more and lines like, "As a child, I yearned for the mines."
Some maximum level cringe.
@@snailymitch What is the movie going for? What context?
@@snailymitch "i dont think anyone still thinks its gonna be particularly good though" That's the thing, though. Some people in the comments of the official video seem to be a lot more optimistic all of a sudden. Yeah, they picked a better selection of clips, but it's just really fascinating to watch the difference in reactions.
3:26 he cannot get out of his claptrap role from the worst movie ever made and in doing so has made this movie the next contender of worst movie ever made! Im impressed!
All they had to do was make a cool animated movie where steve and alex go on a fun adventure to defeat the ender dragon. It isnt that hard
that would be bad in a different way, it would be a boring nothing of a movie
All they had to do was follow the damn train!
@@zusty9589 just like this movie
*Building blocks form the title. A Minecraft Movie.*
the children yearn for the sauce
4:00 no way captainsparklez also thought about this
Should've been Sandler
Do you want this movie to be worse!?
@@shiethegal *yes*
This April: Several people get up to their feet.
There are exactly two things I like about this new trailer. One, we now know that a lot of the sets are practical. Not everything is CGI which is at least kinda nice. Two, I think it’s a novel idea to have Steve be done with the game. It’s, again, kinda nice to not follow the game’s main character through the same steps we’ve already done. They could do something other than going to The End or fighting the Wither, which shakes up the predictability that other video game videos have.