@@isaaicreyes2691 loo 990 me know know how long long long long hair you are here here lol thank u for your your sweet baby picture picture and I I will be there with her baby baby boy boy and I will not miss out as she she has been a bit ill today as she she has has cancer cancer so much of of it will heal never even if her mother has has has has died a few years later later on in our life she was a a better friend in her own family than than a death or two years old old boy or her her father would ever come out with the family 8 but it is hard enough o
Deformina TheDeformed how can it be a copy without knowing how long of development took? all we know it could've been in development bit longer than Madagascar but Madagascar came out n best it to the punch by few years. lol
Mobile fans and comic comic fun Well Brain Cranston said Dean pulled it off in making Power Rangers into a movie the same way Christopher Nolan turned Adam west Batman into the Dark Knight. That's a good sign.
You couldn't be more wrong. First, the Popeye film isn't cancelled, it's still in production. Second, even if it WAS, it wasn't because they were in favor of the emoji movie and opposed to Popeye. Do your research.
+Jackson Vasquez Then please tell me where you're getting this information. I looked on multiple sites, the Director of Popeye quit so they're either starting from scratch or scraping the movie. And it's original release date was suppose to be a lot closer will most likely be moved back IF they continue production.
+DeadHeroOrAliveVillain 1019 Actually, it is going to be like Lego Movie. It is a rip off of both Lego Movie and Wreck it Ralph. Like seriously, the plot is pretty much torn right from Wreck It Ralph. They were not even trying to hide it. They also stole a significant amount from Lego Movie. So basically, it is going to be a horrible rip off of Wreck It Ralph and Lego Movie.
Cake# no it's a joke, that's all it is a joke, I mean who would be stupid enough to cancel a awesome looking Popeyes movie for emojis...cries in corner
"I'm gonna give you the bad, the bad, and the ba-aaaad." Wow, not even Fant4stic got this horrible of a rating from you, Andre. This film must have been that bad.
Sounds like that's part of what made it so aggravating for Andre... Sounds like it had alot of potential if only they fully embraced the stupidity of it all and given the spotlight to the monsters themselves... Maybe involve a car race with some rivals, only for the rivals to get monsters of their own... (Imagine how cool of a plot that would have been if they had to rescue the monsters family from a mad scientist who is making clones of them to put in his own cars so that he can sell them or use them for world domination or something crazy like that... Could you imagine them walking through a laboritory with a bunch of tentacle monsters growing in test tubes? Bonus points if the Army is involved because they want to put them inside military vehicles...)
Andre and Chris Stuckmann about Nine Lives: Chris - This movie is garbage Andre - This movie is very entertaining Andre and Chris Stuckmann about Monster Trucks: Chris - This movie is fun for kids Andre - This movie is BORING Idk, I think it's funny
It's finally happened: a movie that enrages Andre more than PIXELS. Now we must share it with the world so no one else's lives will be destroyed by this atrocity.
When my brother and I saw the trailer for this at the theaters I turned to him and said, "This better not be called Monster Truck" and right as I said that the title popped up.....
Woody and Daffy Duck The studio has no faith in this film. The Emoji Movie may be a stupid idea, but with the right backing and execution, it could actually be decent. Quite a few films have turned out better than anyone expected.
they do have creativity, but studios don't want to gamble their money on anything that's not a sure thing anymore. Hence why reboots, re-makes, sequels of successful things are all the rage.
excuse me andre. i don't want to sound """"too sensitive"""" but can you please not make triggered jokes? its bad enough hearing it from punkass kids at school, i really don't want to hear it from one of my fave youtubers. maybe you don't know what it means and whatever, not many people do, but its actually a medical term used mainly in the mental health profession. something being "triggering" refers to something that exacerbates symptoms, for example fireworks can be triggering to a vet and yelling can be triggering to an abuse survivor. i don't want to make things heavy, i just want people to understand that they sound ridiculous when they used triggered as a synonym for offended or pissed off
+Intern_Dana I get what your saying but I hardly ever use it and when I do, it's not because I'm using it for myself, it's joking about how it is overused or used wrong, kinda of like what I did with "lit" and dabbing in an earlier video. But I understand where you're coming from.
Andre "Black Nerd" wow, ill admit that i didn't expect a reply from you. but that makes sense, i guess it just didn't come across that way; like it just seemed like every other instant were it was used seriously, yknow? but thank you for the context, that makes a lot more sense
Nate i mean that's definitely possible, but i can guarantee you that plenty of people don't even know it in that sense (ive told people the meaning of the word before and people tend to be shocked). you're right though, it is still p offensive, regardless of the origin
I went to see this movie during a field trip with my class, and I was the only one who thought it was abysmal. I no longer have any faith in this generation.
I'm sorry but they lost me when Chris Traeger was revealed as the main antagonist. Also the weirdest Dodge truck commercial with tentacle porn thrown for WTF measures
It may be shit but you can't say it's "the worst of 2017". We still have 11.5 more months to go..... which is plenty of time for something worse to come out (and something probably will).
Dylan Fagan if you think that this is going to be the norm of the north of the year, just look up blazing samurai, leap!, and charming... those are going To be so much worse... especially blazing samurai since it's being purely from animation studio, where, the point is
Basically a live action norm of the north! That movie is the first animated film of 2016 and it already became the worst film of the year and me noticing the movie monter trucks being the first family film of 2017 it already became the worst film of 2017. We learned a lesson from these films. Never make a children's film in January or else it will somehow become the worst film of the year! Also, when I saw the monster Trucks trailer, I thought the concept was stupid and surprisingly i wasn't the only one.
It's only January and already we are presented with the worst movie of the year. I guess you could say this was a...monstrosity! (I am so sorry for that terrible pun, I will back into the corner now)
At least Tom Holland actually _DOES look_ a _bit young-looking_ ,and thus they (Marvel/The MCU) do actually sometimes portray Peter Parker/Spider-man as a young man/youngster in some iterations of the comic/franchise,though..so.. But _Lucas Till? Geez,The guys over at @Doubletoasted's reactions were better/best when realizing that his character is SUPPOSED to be a teenager/adolescent,sorry..I mean,Till's a bit of a hunk,but still!_
You never fail to entertain me Andre! Your content is so well done and you are my favourite reviewer on RUclips because you are fair when it comes to reviews. This movie was terrible though. No denying that.
Michael J. Caboose On the contrary, Nickelodeon movies are kind of underrated. Barnyard, tha cartoon-adapted films, Hotel For Dogs, Rango, and the live-action Charlotte's Web were all good films. Everything went down in 2012 and there was no actual effort from the Nickelodeon movie productions. It's more like they slapped the label on the film rather than contribute to it. It was really laziness and the movie delays since 2014 that really killed this movie.
Thanks for saving me from wasting my money on this. I had some doubts on this movie and it seems my fears weren't misplaced. Sorry you had to endure this Andre. You should have saved your money and seen A Monster Calls. That was a great monster movie that was well worth its cost.
This video is not safe for work. I had the screen minimized and was just listening to the audio on my headphones while working. When Andre started talking about the kid who lost his childhood and became "boss baby", I started cracking up. My co-workers probably think I am crazy.
you are freakin hilarious and you dont even have to try to be funny, you literally just are and i love it.....i will always come here to watch reviews before i go see a movie for the rest of my life
I smell an Oscar! Seriously, Oscar, take a shower. I can't take credit for that joke. It's from a Simpsons episode. P.S. You should review the Skylanders Netflix show! Crash Bandicoot is in an episode!
Alvin & The Chipmunks, Nine Lives, Batman v Superman, Jem & The Holograms, The Ninja Turtles movies. Who would've thought that Monster Trucks would've been the movie to set Andre off?
Hi Andre! I just discovered your channel, and this is the first video of yours I've seen, and I've gotta say, I love your style and enthusiasm. I've subscribed and I can't wait to see more!
ArtandJunk I do, I meant people getting triggered from the mentioning of white privilege and so I'm letting the action of people getting triggered commence.
Now what if, the movie had actually been about monster truck rallies, where car-monster hybrids fight and eat each other in crazy gladiatorial battles?
I remember watching My Big Fat Independent Movie and wondering who even gave them a $3000000 budget. Even though it's got that CGI, I just can't fathom the loss this movie could make.
Finally someone who gets it! I will not allow blind hatred to be worn as a badge of honor! This was a great film but there's no one paid to defend it. Me? I do this for free.
"The budget is 125 million dollars." I want to point out...that's *almost half the budget of Grand Theft Auto 5.* And that's COMBINED development and marketing so for all we know that could've MATCHED THE DEVELOPMENT COSTS OF THAT GAME.
This movie makes Sharknado look like gone with the wind.
I would LOVE for the Sharknado people to make this. It would have still been ridiculous but they would have put some fun into it.
lol
Andre "Black Nerd" and you should have made a cameo in it!!!
Andre "Black Nerd" i want to believe you but you were in the 4th one😝
Andre "Black Nerd" you could be the conductor of the monster train.
Chris Stuckmann: It's not awful
Andre Meadows : It is the devil in film form
I’m with Chris on this one.
Maybe this film ticked off Andre.
Ok be honest who agreed with Andre
@@isaaicreyes2691 loo 990 me know know how long long long long hair you are here here lol thank u for your your sweet baby picture picture and I I will be there with her baby baby boy boy and I will not miss out as she she has been a bit ill today as she she has has cancer cancer so much of of it will heal never even if her mother has has has has died a few years later later on in our life she was a a better friend in her own family than than a death or two years old old boy or her her father would ever come out with the family 8 but it is hard enough o
Bobsheaux: It’s flawed but decent
A lot of bad movies come out in January, remember Norm of the North?
I wish Andre would review it.
true
Crazy Horse 9000 I was waiting for you to say "neither do I"
Deformina TheDeformed how can it be a copy without knowing how long of development took? all we know it could've been in development bit longer than Madagascar but Madagascar came out n best it to the punch by few years. lol
Never saw it but NOTHING attracted me to it.
Few months later, Paramount sends Andre a large box ful of Monster Trucks merchandise, BD, DVD and a doormat at his doorstep... XD
*$125 million!!* WHY?!
MissScribbleHeart hope power ranger doesn't fail
MissScribbleHeart this was a favor movie .....they knew this !!!!.....that's Hollywood privilege for you. .......
W for indie movies!
Mobile fans and comic comic fun Well Brain Cranston said Dean pulled it off in making Power Rangers into a movie the same way Christopher Nolan turned Adam west Batman into the Dark Knight. That's a good sign.
MissScribbleHeart Sienfield Theme starts playing
Insert Starving Children in Africa joke here.
Not gonna lie.....Didn't realize this was a live action movie until he started showing footage.
Rashad Smith Wait, What. Did you not see the commercials bro?
TheRichRoom Nope. Don't have cable.
Rashad Smith Same
Dang! I have not seen the movie yet, so I can't have an opinion on how bad it is.
I'm so glad this movie turned out to be bad.
Darpon why
+Rbdn T I just hate everything about the movie. The concept, the designs, the story, I don't like any of it. Especially the monsters.
And I agree
I can understand. It is a stupid concept. I thought it looked like it would be a so bad it's good thing, so I'm disappointed on the end.
lol
They canceled a Popeye movie for the emoji movie, people. Let that sink in.
You couldn't be more wrong. First, the Popeye film isn't cancelled, it's still in production. Second, even if it WAS, it wasn't because they were in favor of the emoji movie and opposed to Popeye. Do your research.
Airista Harns Watch the Emoji Movie turn out like the Lego Movie.
+Jackson Vasquez Then please tell me where you're getting this information. I looked on multiple sites, the Director of Popeye quit so they're either starting from scratch or scraping the movie. And it's original release date was suppose to be a lot closer will most likely be moved back IF they continue production.
+DeadHeroOrAliveVillain 1019
Actually, it is going to be like Lego Movie. It is a rip off of both Lego Movie and Wreck it Ralph. Like seriously, the plot is pretty much torn right from Wreck It Ralph. They were not even trying to hide it. They also stole a significant amount from Lego Movie. So basically, it is going to be a horrible rip off of Wreck It Ralph and Lego Movie.
Airista Harns that Popeye movie looks ass too
Nah... the worst movie of this year is going to be the Emoji Movie.. I can smell it.. 👃
Dreaded Doduo I agree with u on that
same
Dreaded Doduo. It got cancelled I thought
wasn't it cancelled?
Bet you money right now... I will probably enjoy Emoji Movie more than Monster Trucks.
You know it's bad when the one positive critic on RUclips gets mad at the movie.
+maugos I tried. I know I'll probably be the harshest on this movie but it's truly how I feel.
At this point we all know André low key loves to go watch shit movies in the theater 😂😂 Thanks for taking one for the team André!
King of Wakanda lol
Why do I see you everywhere!?
Benjamin Morasse because he isn't just the king of Wakanda, he's the king of the comment section.
King of Wakanda well every ladies man has a special skill; Andres's is foot messages and bad movies for the ladies...
mizu88KA Omg 😂
$125 million.
Do you realize the children we could've fed with that much money ??
Don't remind me
+Ryan Brown Ikr?! Money gone down the drain by creating this movie!
Ryan Brown So thats where the money from all the shows in nick they could've aired went to....!
And it only made back like, 60 million
Man what a "monstrosity" that's was a bad monster pun XD
You monster
Hahaha
Jr The hedgehog uchia/ pizza king but your pun is not that bad as the movie 😂
Fuji Fama true that
bruh
danny glover would not stand for this movie
What you did there, I see it.
Get it? It's a truck that's controlled by a monster...
"Monster Trucks"!
GET IT!?
* credits start rolling *
I understood that reference.
Shame on that 4-year-old who pushed this piece of crap through.
Don't say it's worst because Emoji Movie will be the worst.
TechieManny that doesn't exist, it was nothing more than a joke
Alex Mansfield Denial is the first stage of grief. Its real they even have a trailer.
TechieManny Fifty shades darker.
Cake# no it's a joke, that's all it is a joke, I mean who would be stupid enough to cancel a awesome looking Popeyes movie for emojis...cries in corner
TechieManny Lego Movie and Sausage Fest turned out to be hits, so who knows.
I wonder if Pan, Jim, Izzy or Nolan have seen this video yet.
Knowing Pan, he still liked it.
Of course they have.
Skye Troy I know Izzy will since she is subscribed to Black Nerd
I thought she said she was subscribed but didn't actually watch the videos.
Jace Hackworth No she watches the videos, she said so
"I'm gonna give you the bad, the bad, and the ba-aaaad."
Wow, not even Fant4stic got this horrible of a rating from you, Andre. This film must have been that bad.
it's actually amazing
@@lughaidhmcloughlin3640 agreed
The premise of the movie sounds good, but they wasted it
Sounds like that's part of what made it so aggravating for Andre... Sounds like it had alot of potential if only they fully embraced the stupidity of it all and given the spotlight to the monsters themselves... Maybe involve a car race with some rivals, only for the rivals to get monsters of their own... (Imagine how cool of a plot that would have been if they had to rescue the monsters family from a mad scientist who is making clones of them to put in his own cars so that he can sell them or use them for world domination or something crazy like that... Could you imagine them walking through a laboritory with a bunch of tentacle monsters growing in test tubes? Bonus points if the Army is involved because they want to put them inside military vehicles...)
The premise does sound like something my inner 6 year old would have liked.
Wrong. They delivered! Go watch it!
Like battleship?
***** No!
"That kid left the theater looking like Boss Baby!" That was hysterical!!
at least there was *ZERO* fart jokes or poop jokes. this film could of EASILY done that, but they didn't... so at least give them props for that >.>
Andre and Chris Stuckmann about Nine Lives:
Chris - This movie is garbage
Andre - This movie is very entertaining
Andre and Chris Stuckmann about Monster Trucks:
Chris - This movie is fun for kids
Andre - This movie is BORING
Idk, I think it's funny
+mattomoros And yet we like each other. AMAZING HOW THAT WORKS HUH???
Maybe we can learn something from Chris and Andre.
It's finally happened: a movie that enrages Andre more than PIXELS. Now we must share it with the world so no one else's lives will be destroyed by this atrocity.
"I never want to see this movie again."
Cut to: Andre showing his Black Friday 2017 haul.
When my brother and I saw the trailer for this at the theaters I turned to him and said, "This better not be called Monster Truck" and right as I said that the title popped up.....
Imagine Christopher Nolan directed this film.
Carlton Banks It would have won an Oscar!
That should be a thing! Have award winning directors helm really poorly conceived and written movies. What if Oliver Stone had directed Gone Fishin'?
Christopher Nolan shouldn't even be mentioned in this conversation.
Kalvin Davis Well he already is in the conversation. No disrespect though. Speaking of Nolan, what of he directed a Transformers movie?
Or if Michael Bay directed it, which I could totally see him doing.....
I thought The Emoj Movie will be the wrost movie of 2017
Ninja Panda
You mean Popeye?
Yeah but I also thought my grammar was the worst...
Woody and Daffy Duck Well the studio already wrote off this film before it even came out. I think they wrote it off as 100 million dollar loss.
Woody and Daffy Duck The studio has no faith in this film. The Emoji Movie may be a stupid idea, but with the right backing and execution, it could actually be decent. Quite a few films have turned out better than anyone expected.
I was wrong. They wrote it off for $115 million loss. variety.com
From the moment I saw this films trailer I went,
"Oh god."
Hollywood has truly ran out of ideas
SuperCrazy Fawful they haven't it's just they got bad ideas but decided to not make them good.
they do have creativity, but studios don't want to gamble their money on anything that's not a sure thing anymore. Hence why reboots, re-makes, sequels of successful things are all the rage.
But this is an idea.
SuperCrazy Fawful Nah. They just ran out balls.
good ideas, bad execution
excuse me andre. i don't want to sound """"too sensitive"""" but can you please not make triggered jokes? its bad enough hearing it from punkass kids at school, i really don't want to hear it from one of my fave youtubers.
maybe you don't know what it means and whatever, not many people do, but its actually a medical term used mainly in the mental health profession. something being "triggering" refers to something that exacerbates symptoms, for example fireworks can be triggering to a vet and yelling can be triggering to an abuse survivor. i don't want to make things heavy, i just want people to understand that they sound ridiculous when they used triggered as a synonym for offended or pissed off
+Intern_Dana I get what your saying but I hardly ever use it and when I do, it's not because I'm using it for myself, it's joking about how it is overused or used wrong, kinda of like what I did with "lit" and dabbing in an earlier video. But I understand where you're coming from.
Andre "Black Nerd" wow, ill admit that i didn't expect a reply from you. but that makes sense, i guess it just didn't come across that way; like it just seemed like every other instant were it was used seriously, yknow? but thank you for the context, that makes a lot more sense
Nate i mean that's definitely possible, but i can guarantee you that plenty of people don't even know it in that sense (ive told people the meaning of the word before and people tend to be shocked). you're right though, it is still p offensive, regardless of the origin
Intern_Dana sounds like someone got triggered
seems like you got..... *triggered*
I went to see this movie during a field trip with my class, and I was the only one who thought it was abysmal.
I no longer have any faith in this generation.
The plot of monster trucks is basically Hoot if you replace the owls with the octopus things and replace the golf course with the oil company lol
Bird Person aren't you supposed to be dead
Bird Person but isn't Holes the book/movie about the kid who goes to a dentition camp and finds a long lost treasure?
FourthStreetSaint oh wait I was thinking of hoot lmao
FourthStreetSaint Holes was like a PG version of The Shawshank Redemption and I liked it!
I'm sorry but they lost me when Chris Traeger was revealed as the main antagonist. Also the weirdest Dodge truck commercial with tentacle porn thrown for WTF measures
at first i thought you said the 4 yr old was fired lol
thatquietkid same
My son asked to see this movie for his birthday, I felt it was gone be horrible. He'll have to wait for Lego Batman!
Jessica Williams YES Lego Batman movie is awesome!
every time andre says the nick logo i think about that keemstar joke
It may be shit but you can't say it's "the worst of 2017". We still have 11.5 more months to go..... which is plenty of time for something worse to come out (and something probably will).
Ondrix Emoji Movie will be the worst!
Landon Legate we already have low expectations, kinda softens the bloa... but this... THIS. this had potential
It'll make The Angry Birds Movie look like The Lego Movie, I bet!
Ondrix cough....emoji....cough...movie
This movie is getting heavily hated and we're not that far into 2017 yet.
Worst than Jem?
AngelWorks Productions what about norm of the north
BFord Blezzing NORM OF THE NORTH IS ONE OF THE WORST ANIMATED MOVIES OF ALL TIME. IT IS FAR WORSE THAN THIS MOVIE AND BATMAN VS SUPERMAN COMBINED.
don't forget foodfight and the titanic animated trilogy
Victor Riquelme oh hell yes
Victor Riquelme I saw food fight but I couldn't handle it about 10 minutes in
It's the Norm of the North of live action/CGI hybrid films.
Dylan Fagan if you think that this is going to be the norm of the north of the year, just look up blazing samurai, leap!, and charming... those are going To be so much worse... especially blazing samurai since it's being purely from animation studio, where, the point is
Basically a live action norm of the north! That movie is the first animated film of 2016 and it already became the worst film of the year and me noticing the movie monter trucks being the first family film of 2017 it already became the worst film of 2017. We learned a lesson from these films. Never make a children's film in January or else it will somehow become the worst film of the year! Also, when I saw the monster Trucks trailer, I thought the concept was stupid and surprisingly i wasn't the only one.
What about kung fu panda 3?
That came in Jan and it was badass (thats to be expected from a kfp movie).
Sebastian Gonzalez norm of the north came out before Kung fu Panda 3.
Sebastian Gonzalez so true lol. Every film in the trilogy was just amazing!
Sebastian Gonzalez ok what I'm trying to say is never make a family film in the beginning of January or it will become very bad!
Brave Swordblades Have you even see the trailer for Emoji Movie.. That will be the worst!
So funny when the most unbelievable element of a movie called Monster Trucks is the (true) age of its main character.
It's only January and already we are presented with the worst movie of the year. I guess you could say this was a...monstrosity! (I am so sorry for that terrible pun, I will back into the corner now)
Conceived by a four-year-old? Reminds me of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Tom Holland's a teenager and he's the newest Spiderman sooo I don't see why they couldn't do that with the Monster Truck movie... oh well
Litten Fire they'll inevitably recast for a sequel next year
At least Tom Holland actually _DOES look_ a _bit young-looking_ ,and thus they (Marvel/The MCU) do actually sometimes portray Peter Parker/Spider-man as a young man/youngster in some iterations of the comic/franchise,though..so..
But _Lucas Till? Geez,The guys over at @Doubletoasted's reactions were better/best when realizing that his character is SUPPOSED to be a teenager/adolescent,sorry..I mean,Till's a bit of a hunk,but still!_
You never fail to entertain me Andre! Your content is so well done and you are my favourite reviewer on RUclips because you are fair when it comes to reviews. This movie was terrible though. No denying that.
Knew the movie was going to be bad.
we all knew
The concept just sounded really stupid even for a kids film.
Wow aren't you a fucking prophet
My Mum was like "do you wanna see this?" Me "Nope it's gonna be awful.
Ooh, he'd recommend Jem over this?! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
Damn. Food Fight's budget wasn't that big.
2016: Lucas Till plays a 40 year old man in X-Men: Apocalypse 2017: Lucas Till plays a teenaged high school student in Monster Trucks
saw the trailer for it i could tell already that movie was going to suck
Tentacles? If that's the case, I already know Akidearest got front row tickets to see this film.
I really wanted this movie to be great, like E.T. levels of great. But I guess it tunred out like Mac and Me
James Porter I kind of had hope for this too.
TheRichRoom the first trailers really showed promise
James Porter when I saw the nickelodean symbol I knew it would suck
Michael J. Caboose I had a feeling it'd be bad when they kept pushing back the release and barely advertised it.
Michael J. Caboose On the contrary, Nickelodeon movies are kind of underrated. Barnyard, tha cartoon-adapted films, Hotel For Dogs, Rango, and the live-action Charlotte's Web were all good films. Everything went down in 2012 and there was no actual effort from the Nickelodeon movie productions. It's more like they slapped the label on the film rather than contribute to it. It was really laziness and the movie delays since 2014 that really killed this movie.
When you searching for hentai goes way wrong
The Nickelodeon held at gun thing made me laugh really hard
Subbed, KEEP IT UP, GREAT MOVES
Tell me...
Do they have insurance?
Bolbi145 like a good neighbor alfred is there (hishe reference)
Bolbi145 Your profile pic makes this comment.
Thanks for saving me from wasting my money on this. I had some doubts on this movie and it seems my fears weren't misplaced.
Sorry you had to endure this Andre. You should have saved your money and seen A Monster Calls. That was a great monster movie that was well worth its cost.
Great review! We almost took our son to see this yesterday and now I'm glad we didn't. Sounds like we dodged a bullet lol
Don't let him ruin it for you it's an adorable family movie
"I guess he wasn't too old for this shit...."
Jesus, Andre, soda out the nose burns.
I love your disappointed face. I die everytime I see that face.
Same
I didn't love it, but my 13-year old thought it was great! 😂
Hey let's still remember that the emoji movie is happening.
ItzHJ nope, cancelled
Taylor Higgins Do you have proof?
No it wasn't
ItzHJ DAMNIT. I had hope.
I know right
This video is not safe for work. I had the screen minimized and was just listening to the audio on my headphones while working. When Andre started talking about the kid who lost his childhood and became "boss baby", I started cracking up. My co-workers probably think I am crazy.
I can't believe Pan sold out to this Movie
Jacob The Spartan
RebelTaxi?
Jacob The Spartan I blame Jim tbh
I feel so bad for Lucas Till. He deserves better than starring in this movie.
WHOA, "Go watch Jem and the Holograms instead of this" WOW. That bad?
I've watched enough Black Nerd Comedy to know he's getting Monster Truck merchandise all year
Insert pizza party podcast joke here .
When I saw Lucas Till arrive in front of the high school in the trailer, I thought "Oh, he's playing a pot dealer"
You know what? If his character was one of those types of characters,then this..thing would make SOME sense,bit all,but _some._
Worst Movie of 2017? Nah wait for the Emoji Movie
That rant at the end was absolutely EPIC! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks for making my day Andre!
My 12 year old has been trying to get me to subscribe to you. I am going to now. You are killing it.
my buddy seriously wanted to see this and I told him no. I'm glad I did not waste my time. Thanks Andre.
The only reason I care about this is because of the Pizza Party Podcast 😂😂😂
Same
Jim aint gonna like this review
Exactly XD
I forgot how legit happy Andre makes me watching his videos. Met him at ny comic con some years ago. so sweet.
so andre do you plan on starting a monster trucks cult like you did with 9 lives?
Pan Pizza started before him
Nope. Nine Lives is my religion. I do not worship false idols like Monster Trucks.
Andre "Black Nerd" There both pretty great gods but Im pretty sure The Emoji Movie is the devil
Jimbo started it
Animated Penguin well there is a devil emoji in the the emoji movie
That "Hey kids, im Danny Glover" was hilarious. He said it in such a overly creepy way.
This movie is basically an unfunny pun stretched into 2 hours.
you are freakin hilarious and you dont even have to try to be funny, you literally just are and i love it.....i will always come here to watch reviews before i go see a movie for the rest of my life
Andre swears now and it's actually funny
Funniest review you've done. I think when you review stuff that you don't like, it's way more entertaining. Always fun no matter!
I hope pan pizza does a podcast on this film.
Honey Senpai They will
I think they already talked on the podcast about it.
Cyber-Soulgem They have.
I smell an Oscar! Seriously, Oscar, take a shower.
I can't take credit for that joke. It's from a Simpsons episode.
P.S. You should review the Skylanders Netflix show! Crash Bandicoot is in an episode!
movie reviews never make me laugh, until now. (clicks subscribe)
Clearly you have never seen Nostalgia Critic.
Joshua Howard or jeremyjahns he funny ast
You need to watch more internet, boy. There are lots of comedic critics out there.
Now it's only a matter of time before Nickelodeon sends you a Monster Trucks gift package.
You know a movie is bad when Andre suggests watching Jem over it.
+AntonyBlalock Okay THAT might have been too harsh ha ha!
Alvin & The Chipmunks, Nine Lives, Batman v Superman, Jem & The Holograms, The Ninja Turtles movies.
Who would've thought that Monster Trucks would've been the movie to set Andre off?
Everyone on the facebook page loves this movie
Sammyyam including me
Most of those people like it ironically
Hi Andre! I just discovered your channel, and this is the first video of yours I've seen, and I've gotta say, I love your style and enthusiasm. I've subscribed and I can't wait to see more!
I once read somebody on tumblr say this was better than E.T...
KINGBADASS100 ...... were they drunk?
KINGBADASS100 I'm hoping it's for the Atari.....
Lisa Barnes Nope, original movie.
TheDisneyLover58 Apparently not.
KINGBADASS100 that's why I promised myself to never touch tumblr
Personally, I enjoyed the movie. Everyone just wants to hop on the bandwagon. And it's shameful for y'all haters
Oh man the ending rant reminded me of that dude that watched an anime called "boku" and made a rant about it.
You got a link to that?
I don't think the original vid is still on youtube but there are a lot of parodies of it. "Don't watch an anime called boku" is the title.
Naiji Like... Boku no Pico?
Bingo! The video was audio only but that's all you need to get some entertainment out of it. It hilarious!
+Naiji oh, Boku no Pico, that anime was… special
Can we get a yearly tradition started where Andre watches this and then rants about it again.
Oh no! Andre mentioned white privilege! just gonna sit here and wait for the entertainment to type itself
Let the Triggering mayhem BEGIN!!!
Isaiah Garraway do you..... even know what trigger means lmfaoo
ArtandJunk I do, I meant people getting triggered from the mentioning of white privilege and so I'm letting the action of people getting triggered commence.
Kaz Kinnikuman Please that's incomparable to the almighty Satan privilege.
Eh, more like "my mom's boyfriend is the sheriff" privilage. Plus, given how bad this movie appears to be, that would be the least of concerns. lol
"Today I want to talk about a movie where a giant monster creature with many tentacles hangs out with a couple of teenagers." Assassination Classroom?
Was the movie a hell of a ride? O.o ;D
Get out. Ha ha!
I'm seeing this movie with my boyfriend for our first date. We're 17, I've never been prouder.
They wanted to make this a franchise?...
Now what if, the movie had actually been about monster truck rallies, where car-monster hybrids fight and eat each other in crazy gladiatorial battles?
Danny glover.... NO! NO! He's too old for that shit! Literally!!!! 😩
I remember watching My Big Fat Independent Movie and wondering who even gave them a $3000000 budget. Even though it's got that CGI, I just can't fathom the loss this movie could make.
Clearly you have no tastes in cinema, as this was a masterpiece.
Jacob Felger Sorry, this would never be a meme plus it doesn't deserve it...but the Animated Titanic movies do
You sicken me.
Norm of the north is an obra meastra!
Finally someone who gets it! I will not allow blind hatred to be worn as a badge of honor! This was a great film but there's no one paid to defend it. Me? I do this for free.
Please tell me you're joking
"The budget is 125 million dollars."
I want to point out...that's *almost half the budget of Grand Theft Auto 5.* And that's COMBINED development and marketing so for all we know that could've MATCHED THE DEVELOPMENT COSTS OF THAT GAME.