MONSTER TRUCKS REVIEW - Worst Movie of 2017 ALREADY?!?

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @kingofarkansas2710
    @kingofarkansas2710 8 лет назад +1202

    This movie makes Sharknado look like gone with the wind.

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  8 лет назад +112

      I would LOVE for the Sharknado people to make this. It would have still been ridiculous but they would have put some fun into it.

    • @DeAlcaraz94
      @DeAlcaraz94 8 лет назад +6

      lol

    • @snailpeeps
      @snailpeeps 8 лет назад +7

      Andre "Black Nerd" and you should have made a cameo in it!!!

    • @therealmichaelgarcia6113
      @therealmichaelgarcia6113 8 лет назад +4

      Andre "Black Nerd" i want to believe you but you were in the 4th one😝

    • @snailpeeps
      @snailpeeps 8 лет назад +12

      Andre "Black Nerd" you could be the conductor of the monster train.

  • @he.smile_
    @he.smile_ 8 лет назад +173

    Chris Stuckmann: It's not awful
    Andre Meadows : It is the devil in film form

    • @futuremovieactor
      @futuremovieactor 6 лет назад +2

      I’m with Chris on this one.

    • @merpo2806
      @merpo2806 6 лет назад +2

      Maybe this film ticked off Andre.

    • @isaaicreyes2691
      @isaaicreyes2691 6 лет назад +8

      Ok be honest who agreed with Andre

    • @dahazelgen
      @dahazelgen 5 лет назад

      @@isaaicreyes2691 loo 990 me know know how long long long long hair you are here here lol thank u for your your sweet baby picture picture and I I will be there with her baby baby boy boy and I will not miss out as she she has been a bit ill today as she she has has cancer cancer so much of of it will heal never even if her mother has has has has died a few years later later on in our life she was a a better friend in her own family than than a death or two years old old boy or her her father would ever come out with the family 8 but it is hard enough o

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 3 года назад +2

      Bobsheaux: It’s flawed but decent

  • @Changeling9000
    @Changeling9000 8 лет назад +346

    A lot of bad movies come out in January, remember Norm of the North?

    • @jordandebest3490
      @jordandebest3490 8 лет назад +11

      I wish Andre would review it.

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 8 лет назад

      true

    • @venchii6870
      @venchii6870 8 лет назад

      Crazy Horse 9000 I was waiting for you to say "neither do I"

    • @CreativeSteve69
      @CreativeSteve69 7 лет назад +1

      Deformina TheDeformed how can it be a copy without knowing how long of development took? all we know it could've been in development bit longer than Madagascar but Madagascar came out n best it to the punch by few years. lol

    • @pyreneesgal5823
      @pyreneesgal5823 7 лет назад +1

      Never saw it but NOTHING attracted me to it.

  • @genji7751
    @genji7751 7 лет назад +44

    Few months later, Paramount sends Andre a large box ful of Monster Trucks merchandise, BD, DVD and a doormat at his doorstep... XD

  • @Elizabeth67
    @Elizabeth67 8 лет назад +221

    *$125 million!!* WHY?!

    • @ghostchannelt6624
      @ghostchannelt6624 8 лет назад +4

      MissScribbleHeart hope power ranger doesn't fail

    • @clevelandmaker7044
      @clevelandmaker7044 8 лет назад +9

      MissScribbleHeart this was a favor movie .....they knew this !!!!.....that's Hollywood privilege for you. .......
      W for indie movies!

    • @Rainbowhawk1993
      @Rainbowhawk1993 8 лет назад +5

      Mobile fans and comic comic fun Well Brain Cranston said Dean pulled it off in making Power Rangers into a movie the same way Christopher Nolan turned Adam west Batman into the Dark Knight. That's a good sign.

    • @thirst7827
      @thirst7827 7 лет назад +2

      MissScribbleHeart Sienfield Theme starts playing

    • @warwatcher91
      @warwatcher91 7 лет назад

      Insert Starving Children in Africa joke here.

  • @Serriberri88
    @Serriberri88 8 лет назад +639

    They canceled a Popeye movie for the emoji movie, people. Let that sink in.

    • @keyboardking777
      @keyboardking777 7 лет назад +32

      You couldn't be more wrong. First, the Popeye film isn't cancelled, it's still in production. Second, even if it WAS, it wasn't because they were in favor of the emoji movie and opposed to Popeye. Do your research.

    • @VideoJames1019
      @VideoJames1019 7 лет назад +9

      Airista Harns Watch the Emoji Movie turn out like the Lego Movie.

    • @Serriberri88
      @Serriberri88 7 лет назад +6

      +Jackson Vasquez Then please tell me where you're getting this information. I looked on multiple sites, the Director of Popeye quit so they're either starting from scratch or scraping the movie. And it's original release date was suppose to be a lot closer will most likely be moved back IF they continue production.

    • @babyyoshi3099
      @babyyoshi3099 7 лет назад +8

      +DeadHeroOrAliveVillain 1019
      Actually, it is going to be like Lego Movie. It is a rip off of both Lego Movie and Wreck it Ralph. Like seriously, the plot is pretty much torn right from Wreck It Ralph. They were not even trying to hide it. They also stole a significant amount from Lego Movie. So basically, it is going to be a horrible rip off of Wreck It Ralph and Lego Movie.

    • @MrEherndon5
      @MrEherndon5 7 лет назад

      Airista Harns that Popeye movie looks ass too

  • @Darpon99
    @Darpon99 8 лет назад +235

    I'm so glad this movie turned out to be bad.

    • @brandontriplin5447
      @brandontriplin5447 8 лет назад +2

      Darpon why

    • @Darpon99
      @Darpon99 8 лет назад +52

      +Rbdn T I just hate everything about the movie. The concept, the designs, the story, I don't like any of it. Especially the monsters.

    • @davidgreen1484
      @davidgreen1484 7 лет назад

      And I agree

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 7 лет назад

      I can understand. It is a stupid concept. I thought it looked like it would be a so bad it's good thing, so I'm disappointed on the end.

    • @wolfie23288
      @wolfie23288 7 лет назад

      lol

  • @RyanLBrown9396
    @RyanLBrown9396 8 лет назад +150

    $125 million.
    Do you realize the children we could've fed with that much money ??

    • @chupacabra9357
      @chupacabra9357 7 лет назад +12

      Don't remind me

    • @pyreneesgal5823
      @pyreneesgal5823 7 лет назад +2

      +Ryan Brown Ikr?! Money gone down the drain by creating this movie!

    • @KH0LRA
      @KH0LRA 7 лет назад +3

      Ryan Brown So thats where the money from all the shows in nick they could've aired went to....!

    • @siddpadmanaban7710
      @siddpadmanaban7710 5 лет назад

      And it only made back like, 60 million

  • @maugos
    @maugos 8 лет назад +97

    You know it's bad when the one positive critic on RUclips gets mad at the movie.

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  8 лет назад +49

      +maugos I tried. I know I'll probably be the harshest on this movie but it's truly how I feel.

  • @NOBUJORDAN
    @NOBUJORDAN 8 лет назад +121

    Not gonna lie.....Didn't realize this was a live action movie until he started showing footage.

    • @mrmickeyrich
      @mrmickeyrich 8 лет назад +2

      Rashad Smith Wait, What. Did you not see the commercials bro?

    • @NOBUJORDAN
      @NOBUJORDAN 8 лет назад +6

      TheRichRoom Nope. Don't have cable.

    • @omnii5818
      @omnii5818 7 лет назад +1

      Rashad Smith Same

    • @mrmickeyrich
      @mrmickeyrich 7 лет назад +1

      Dang! I have not seen the movie yet, so I can't have an opinion on how bad it is.

  • @dreadeddoduo2177
    @dreadeddoduo2177 8 лет назад +634

    Nah... the worst movie of this year is going to be the Emoji Movie.. I can smell it.. 👃

  • @The2009Tbg
    @The2009Tbg 7 лет назад +58

    danny glover would not stand for this movie

  • @kingofwakanda6899
    @kingofwakanda6899 8 лет назад +248

    At this point we all know André low key loves to go watch shit movies in the theater 😂😂 Thanks for taking one for the team André!

    • @quadrant7493
      @quadrant7493 8 лет назад

      King of Wakanda lol

    • @benjaminmorasse5435
      @benjaminmorasse5435 8 лет назад +2

      Why do I see you everywhere!?

    • @charliemine3932
      @charliemine3932 8 лет назад +4

      Benjamin Morasse because he isn't just the king of Wakanda, he's the king of the comment section.

    • @mizu88KA
      @mizu88KA 8 лет назад

      King of Wakanda well every ladies man has a special skill; Andres's is foot messages and bad movies for the ladies...

    • @NinjaGaming101
      @NinjaGaming101 7 лет назад

      mizu88KA Omg 😂

  • @Timliu92
    @Timliu92 7 лет назад +61

    "I'm gonna give you the bad, the bad, and the ba-aaaad."
    Wow, not even Fant4stic got this horrible of a rating from you, Andre. This film must have been that bad.

  • @jrthehedgehogpizzaking7625
    @jrthehedgehogpizzaking7625 8 лет назад +242

    Man what a "monstrosity" that's was a bad monster pun XD

  • @ThisisTechie
    @ThisisTechie 8 лет назад +189

    Don't say it's worst because Emoji Movie will be the worst.

    • @Gorypaladin346
      @Gorypaladin346 8 лет назад +1

      TechieManny that doesn't exist, it was nothing more than a joke

    • @cake6851
      @cake6851 8 лет назад +9

      Alex Mansfield Denial is the first stage of grief. Its real they even have a trailer.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 8 лет назад +28

      TechieManny Fifty shades darker.

    • @Gorypaladin346
      @Gorypaladin346 8 лет назад +6

      Cake# no it's a joke, that's all it is a joke, I mean who would be stupid enough to cancel a awesome looking Popeyes movie for emojis...cries in corner

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 7 лет назад

      TechieManny Lego Movie and Sausage Fest turned out to be hits, so who knows.

  • @J.Skyler
    @J.Skyler 8 лет назад +201

    I wonder if Pan, Jim, Izzy or Nolan have seen this video yet.

    • @JEEVES635
      @JEEVES635 8 лет назад +19

      Knowing Pan, he still liked it.

    • @Andy_den
      @Andy_den 8 лет назад +2

      Of course they have.

    • @mexicant90
      @mexicant90 8 лет назад +7

      Skye Troy I know Izzy will since she is subscribed to Black Nerd

    • @jacehackworth6413
      @jacehackworth6413 8 лет назад

      I thought she said she was subscribed but didn't actually watch the videos.

    • @mexicant90
      @mexicant90 8 лет назад

      Jace Hackworth No she watches the videos, she said so

  • @georgefabars7218
    @georgefabars7218 8 лет назад +43

    Get it? It's a truck that's controlled by a monster...
    "Monster Trucks"!
    GET IT!?
    * credits start rolling *

    • @masterpenguin8472
      @masterpenguin8472 7 лет назад

      I understood that reference.

    • @G.S.Productions
      @G.S.Productions 3 года назад +1

      Shame on that 4-year-old who pushed this piece of crap through.

  • @reptilitronousprime9213
    @reptilitronousprime9213 8 лет назад +102

    The premise of the movie sounds good, but they wasted it

    • @minnion2871
      @minnion2871 8 лет назад +16

      Sounds like that's part of what made it so aggravating for Andre... Sounds like it had alot of potential if only they fully embraced the stupidity of it all and given the spotlight to the monsters themselves... Maybe involve a car race with some rivals, only for the rivals to get monsters of their own... (Imagine how cool of a plot that would have been if they had to rescue the monsters family from a mad scientist who is making clones of them to put in his own cars so that he can sell them or use them for world domination or something crazy like that... Could you imagine them walking through a laboritory with a bunch of tentacle monsters growing in test tubes? Bonus points if the Army is involved because they want to put them inside military vehicles...)

    • @RocKnight11
      @RocKnight11 8 лет назад +16

      The premise does sound like something my inner 6 year old would have liked.

    • @ernestgarza211
      @ernestgarza211 7 лет назад +1

      Wrong. They delivered! Go watch it!

    • @silverrane173
      @silverrane173 7 лет назад

      Like battleship?

    • @ernestgarza211
      @ernestgarza211 7 лет назад

      ***** No!

  • @iammikevaldes
    @iammikevaldes 7 лет назад +6

    "That kid left the theater looking like Boss Baby!" That was hysterical!!

  • @WoodyandDaffyDuck
    @WoodyandDaffyDuck 8 лет назад +367

    I thought The Emoj Movie will be the wrost movie of 2017

    • @Andy_den
      @Andy_den 8 лет назад +10

      Ninja Panda
      You mean Popeye?

    • @explodinglasers3629
      @explodinglasers3629 8 лет назад

      Yeah but I also thought my grammar was the worst...

    • @brandonreed09
      @brandonreed09 8 лет назад +2

      Woody and Daffy Duck Well the studio already wrote off this film before it even came out. I think they wrote it off as 100 million dollar loss.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 8 лет назад

      Woody and Daffy Duck The studio has no faith in this film. The Emoji Movie may be a stupid idea, but with the right backing and execution, it could actually be decent. Quite a few films have turned out better than anyone expected.

    • @brandonreed09
      @brandonreed09 8 лет назад

      I was wrong. They wrote it off for $115 million loss. variety.com

  • @TheFantasticJoe
    @TheFantasticJoe 8 лет назад +44

    "I never want to see this movie again."
    Cut to: Andre showing his Black Friday 2017 haul.

  • @zackatk77
    @zackatk77 7 лет назад +28

    It's finally happened: a movie that enrages Andre more than PIXELS. Now we must share it with the world so no one else's lives will be destroyed by this atrocity.

  • @mattomoros
    @mattomoros 8 лет назад +59

    Andre and Chris Stuckmann about Nine Lives:
    Chris - This movie is garbage
    Andre - This movie is very entertaining
    Andre and Chris Stuckmann about Monster Trucks:
    Chris - This movie is fun for kids
    Andre - This movie is BORING
    Idk, I think it's funny

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  8 лет назад +13

      +mattomoros And yet we like each other. AMAZING HOW THAT WORKS HUH???

    • @merpo2806
      @merpo2806 6 лет назад +2

      Maybe we can learn something from Chris and Andre.

  • @carltonbanks1932
    @carltonbanks1932 8 лет назад +93

    Imagine Christopher Nolan directed this film.

    • @mrmickeyrich
      @mrmickeyrich 8 лет назад +14

      Carlton Banks It would have won an Oscar!

    • @XalenMaru
      @XalenMaru 7 лет назад +9

      That should be a thing! Have award winning directors helm really poorly conceived and written movies. What if Oliver Stone had directed Gone Fishin'?

    • @kalvindavis9319
      @kalvindavis9319 7 лет назад +9

      Christopher Nolan shouldn't even be mentioned in this conversation.

    • @mrmickeyrich
      @mrmickeyrich 7 лет назад +4

      Kalvin Davis Well he already is in the conversation. No disrespect though. Speaking of Nolan, what of he directed a Transformers movie?

    • @jtothehtv
      @jtothehtv 7 лет назад +3

      Or if Michael Bay directed it, which I could totally see him doing.....

  • @danaslitlist1
    @danaslitlist1 8 лет назад +18

    When my brother and I saw the trailer for this at the theaters I turned to him and said, "This better not be called Monster Truck" and right as I said that the title popped up.....

  • @the-NITRON
    @the-NITRON 8 лет назад +6

    at least there was *ZERO* fart jokes or poop jokes. this film could of EASILY done that, but they didn't... so at least give them props for that >.>

  • @scottcowan7343
    @scottcowan7343 8 лет назад +17

    From the moment I saw this films trailer I went,
    "Oh god."

  • @supercrazyfawful8779
    @supercrazyfawful8779 8 лет назад +126

    Hollywood has truly ran out of ideas

    • @lisabarnes924
      @lisabarnes924 8 лет назад +8

      SuperCrazy Fawful they haven't it's just they got bad ideas but decided to not make them good.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 8 лет назад +13

      they do have creativity, but studios don't want to gamble their money on anything that's not a sure thing anymore. Hence why reboots, re-makes, sequels of successful things are all the rage.

    • @xenocrimge6660
      @xenocrimge6660 8 лет назад +15

      But this is an idea.

    • @rottingcorpse21
      @rottingcorpse21 8 лет назад +14

      SuperCrazy Fawful Nah. They just ran out balls.

    • @jamesporter571
      @jamesporter571 7 лет назад +3

      good ideas, bad execution

  • @erinjkrizakk
    @erinjkrizakk 7 лет назад +12

    I went to see this movie during a field trip with my class, and I was the only one who thought it was abysmal.
    I no longer have any faith in this generation.

  • @AngelWorks
    @AngelWorks 8 лет назад +143

    Worst than Jem?

    • @blezzing0603
      @blezzing0603 8 лет назад +11

      AngelWorks Productions what about norm of the north

    • @imperfectanimal57
      @imperfectanimal57 8 лет назад +5

      BFord Blezzing NORM OF THE NORTH IS ONE OF THE WORST ANIMATED MOVIES OF ALL TIME. IT IS FAR WORSE THAN THIS MOVIE AND BATMAN VS SUPERMAN COMBINED.

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 8 лет назад

      don't forget foodfight and the titanic animated trilogy

    • @blezzing0603
      @blezzing0603 8 лет назад

      Victor Riquelme oh hell yes

    • @imperfectanimal57
      @imperfectanimal57 8 лет назад +1

      Victor Riquelme I saw food fight but I couldn't handle it about 10 minutes in

  • @dinkalus
    @dinkalus 8 лет назад +36

    The plot of monster trucks is basically Hoot if you replace the owls with the octopus things and replace the golf course with the oil company lol

    • @eljefe6609
      @eljefe6609 8 лет назад +1

      Bird Person aren't you supposed to be dead

    • @FourthStreetSaint
      @FourthStreetSaint 7 лет назад +1

      Bird Person but isn't Holes the book/movie about the kid who goes to a dentition camp and finds a long lost treasure?

    • @dinkalus
      @dinkalus 7 лет назад

      FourthStreetSaint oh wait I was thinking of hoot lmao

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 7 лет назад +3

      FourthStreetSaint Holes was like a PG version of The Shawshank Redemption and I liked it!

    • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
      @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 6 лет назад

      I'm sorry but they lost me when Chris Traeger was revealed as the main antagonist. Also the weirdest Dodge truck commercial with tentacle porn thrown for WTF measures

  • @therealmichaelgarcia6113
    @therealmichaelgarcia6113 8 лет назад +4

    every time andre says the nick logo i think about that keemstar joke

  • @intern_dana
    @intern_dana 8 лет назад +88

    excuse me andre. i don't want to sound """"too sensitive"""" but can you please not make triggered jokes? its bad enough hearing it from punkass kids at school, i really don't want to hear it from one of my fave youtubers.
    maybe you don't know what it means and whatever, not many people do, but its actually a medical term used mainly in the mental health profession. something being "triggering" refers to something that exacerbates symptoms, for example fireworks can be triggering to a vet and yelling can be triggering to an abuse survivor. i don't want to make things heavy, i just want people to understand that they sound ridiculous when they used triggered as a synonym for offended or pissed off

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  8 лет назад +71

      +Intern_Dana I get what your saying but I hardly ever use it and when I do, it's not because I'm using it for myself, it's joking about how it is overused or used wrong, kinda of like what I did with "lit" and dabbing in an earlier video. But I understand where you're coming from.

    • @intern_dana
      @intern_dana 8 лет назад +14

      Andre "Black Nerd" wow, ill admit that i didn't expect a reply from you. but that makes sense, i guess it just didn't come across that way; like it just seemed like every other instant were it was used seriously, yknow? but thank you for the context, that makes a lot more sense

    • @intern_dana
      @intern_dana 7 лет назад +4

      Nate i mean that's definitely possible, but i can guarantee you that plenty of people don't even know it in that sense (ive told people the meaning of the word before and people tend to be shocked). you're right though, it is still p offensive, regardless of the origin

    • @joecollas9942
      @joecollas9942 7 лет назад +14

      Intern_Dana sounds like someone got triggered

    • @Epic4reelzgaming
      @Epic4reelzgaming 7 лет назад +19

      seems like you got..... *triggered*

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 8 лет назад +16

    at first i thought you said the 4 yr old was fired lol

  • @DeeRhoe
    @DeeRhoe 7 лет назад +34

    It's the Norm of the North of live action/CGI hybrid films.

    • @timmysargent6810
      @timmysargent6810 7 лет назад

      Dylan Fagan if you think that this is going to be the norm of the north of the year, just look up blazing samurai, leap!, and charming... those are going To be so much worse... especially blazing samurai since it's being purely from animation studio, where, the point is

  • @brown14suga
    @brown14suga 7 лет назад +8

    My son asked to see this movie for his birthday, I felt it was gone be horrible. He'll have to wait for Lego Batman!

    • @drewanderson3429
      @drewanderson3429 7 лет назад

      Jessica Williams YES Lego Batman movie is awesome!

  • @isaacmassey4814
    @isaacmassey4814 7 лет назад +1

    2016: Lucas Till plays a 40 year old man in X-Men: Apocalypse 2017: Lucas Till plays a teenaged high school student in Monster Trucks

  • @NTheHedgehog
    @NTheHedgehog 8 лет назад +57

    Knew the movie was going to be bad.

    • @Slodenz
      @Slodenz 8 лет назад

      we all knew

    • @NTheHedgehog
      @NTheHedgehog 8 лет назад +3

      The concept just sounded really stupid even for a kids film.

    • @eanderson9599
      @eanderson9599 8 лет назад +2

      Wow aren't you a fucking prophet

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC 7 лет назад

      My Mum was like "do you wanna see this?" Me "Nope it's gonna be awful.

  • @Ondrix
    @Ondrix 8 лет назад +19

    It may be shit but you can't say it's "the worst of 2017". We still have 11.5 more months to go..... which is plenty of time for something worse to come out (and something probably will).

    • @Landon11195
      @Landon11195 8 лет назад +4

      Ondrix Emoji Movie will be the worst!

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 7 лет назад +1

      Landon Legate we already have low expectations, kinda softens the bloa... but this... THIS. this had potential

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 7 лет назад +3

      It'll make The Angry Birds Movie look like The Lego Movie, I bet!

    • @x_el_d14bl0_rd_x9
      @x_el_d14bl0_rd_x9 7 лет назад

      Ondrix cough....emoji....cough...movie

    • @andykishore
      @andykishore 7 лет назад +3

      This movie is getting heavily hated and we're not that far into 2017 yet.

  • @Dylan_T_Clark
    @Dylan_T_Clark 8 лет назад +16

    Basically a live action norm of the north! That movie is the first animated film of 2016 and it already became the worst film of the year and me noticing the movie monter trucks being the first family film of 2017 it already became the worst film of 2017. We learned a lesson from these films. Never make a children's film in January or else it will somehow become the worst film of the year! Also, when I saw the monster Trucks trailer, I thought the concept was stupid and surprisingly i wasn't the only one.

    • @SebastianGonzalez-jc4wz
      @SebastianGonzalez-jc4wz 8 лет назад

      What about kung fu panda 3?
      That came in Jan and it was badass (thats to be expected from a kfp movie).

    • @Dylan_T_Clark
      @Dylan_T_Clark 8 лет назад

      Sebastian Gonzalez norm of the north came out before Kung fu Panda 3.

    • @LuisVargas-rd2mi
      @LuisVargas-rd2mi 8 лет назад

      Sebastian Gonzalez so true lol. Every film in the trilogy was just amazing!

    • @Dylan_T_Clark
      @Dylan_T_Clark 8 лет назад

      Sebastian Gonzalez ok what I'm trying to say is never make a family film in the beginning of January or it will become very bad!

    • @Landon11195
      @Landon11195 8 лет назад

      Brave Swordblades Have you even see the trailer for Emoji Movie.. That will be the worst!

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 7 лет назад +9

    So funny when the most unbelievable element of a movie called Monster Trucks is the (true) age of its main character.

  • @holystars
    @holystars 7 лет назад +17

    saw the trailer for it i could tell already that movie was going to suck

  • @MickeyFan1928
    @MickeyFan1928 8 лет назад +8

    It's only January and already we are presented with the worst movie of the year. I guess you could say this was a...monstrosity! (I am so sorry for that terrible pun, I will back into the corner now)

  • @DCMarvel2009
    @DCMarvel2009 7 лет назад +8

    Ooh, he'd recommend Jem over this?! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

  • @jamesporter571
    @jamesporter571 7 лет назад +25

    I really wanted this movie to be great, like E.T. levels of great. But I guess it tunred out like Mac and Me

    • @mrmickeyrich
      @mrmickeyrich 7 лет назад

      James Porter I kind of had hope for this too.

    • @jamesporter571
      @jamesporter571 7 лет назад

      TheRichRoom the first trailers really showed promise

    • @yungslyme4341
      @yungslyme4341 7 лет назад +4

      James Porter when I saw the nickelodean symbol I knew it would suck

    • @jamesporter571
      @jamesporter571 7 лет назад

      Michael J. Caboose I had a feeling it'd be bad when they kept pushing back the release and barely advertised it.

    • @mrmickeyrich
      @mrmickeyrich 7 лет назад +2

      Michael J. Caboose On the contrary, Nickelodeon movies are kind of underrated. Barnyard, tha cartoon-adapted films, Hotel For Dogs, Rango, and the live-action Charlotte's Web were all good films. Everything went down in 2012 and there was no actual effort from the Nickelodeon movie productions. It's more like they slapped the label on the film rather than contribute to it. It was really laziness and the movie delays since 2014 that really killed this movie.

  • @Daviddv
    @Daviddv 7 лет назад +4

    You never fail to entertain me Andre! Your content is so well done and you are my favourite reviewer on RUclips because you are fair when it comes to reviews. This movie was terrible though. No denying that.

  • @Andru
    @Andru 7 лет назад +6

    I didn't love it, but my 13-year old thought it was great! 😂

  • @Bolbi145
    @Bolbi145 8 лет назад +26

    Tell me...
    Do they have insurance?

    • @therealmichaelgarcia6113
      @therealmichaelgarcia6113 8 лет назад +8

      Bolbi145 like a good neighbor alfred is there (hishe reference)

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 7 лет назад

      Bolbi145 Your profile pic makes this comment.

  • @ChiruKobra
    @ChiruKobra 7 лет назад +8

    Conceived by a four-year-old? Reminds me of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

  • @PDJ004
    @PDJ004 8 лет назад +12

    Damn. Food Fight's budget wasn't that big.

  • @littenfire3563
    @littenfire3563 7 лет назад +4

    Tom Holland's a teenager and he's the newest Spiderman sooo I don't see why they couldn't do that with the Monster Truck movie... oh well

    • @drewanderson3429
      @drewanderson3429 7 лет назад

      Litten Fire they'll inevitably recast for a sequel next year

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 4 года назад

      At least Tom Holland actually _DOES look_ a _bit young-looking_ ,and thus they (Marvel/The MCU) do actually sometimes portray Peter Parker/Spider-man as a young man/youngster in some iterations of the comic/franchise,though..so..
      But _Lucas Till? Geez,The guys over at @Doubletoasted's reactions were better/best when realizing that his character is SUPPOSED to be a teenager/adolescent,sorry..I mean,Till's a bit of a hunk,but still!_

  • @HorrorAddictsTV
    @HorrorAddictsTV 7 лет назад +14

    Great review! We almost took our son to see this yesterday and now I'm glad we didn't. Sounds like we dodged a bullet lol

    • @urielmenachem8986
      @urielmenachem8986 5 лет назад +2

      Don't let him ruin it for you it's an adorable family movie

  • @themoisterme9212
    @themoisterme9212 7 лет назад

    Hi Andre! I just discovered your channel, and this is the first video of yours I've seen, and I've gotta say, I love your style and enthusiasm. I've subscribed and I can't wait to see more!

  • @itzhj6165
    @itzhj6165 8 лет назад +35

    Hey let's still remember that the emoji movie is happening.

  • @alecperdeau650
    @alecperdeau650 8 лет назад +2

    Thanks for saving me from wasting my money on this. I had some doubts on this movie and it seems my fears weren't misplaced.
    Sorry you had to endure this Andre. You should have saved your money and seen A Monster Calls. That was a great monster movie that was well worth its cost.

  • @tapdancinggiraffe9047
    @tapdancinggiraffe9047 8 лет назад +15

    I love your disappointed face. I die everytime I see that face.

  • @childishmemebino6462
    @childishmemebino6462 6 лет назад +1

    I feel so bad for Lucas Till. He deserves better than starring in this movie.

  • @astoldbyneon43
    @astoldbyneon43 8 лет назад +6

    Tentacles? If that's the case, I already know Akidearest got front row tickets to see this film.

  • @AmaranthOriginal
    @AmaranthOriginal 7 лет назад +1

    "I guess he wasn't too old for this shit...."
    Jesus, Andre, soda out the nose burns.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 8 лет назад +8

    Insert pizza party podcast joke here .

  • @aidankeohane3370
    @aidankeohane3370 7 лет назад +1

    When I saw Lucas Till arrive in front of the high school in the trailer, I thought "Oh, he's playing a pot dealer"

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 4 года назад

      You know what? If his character was one of those types of characters,then this..thing would make SOME sense,bit all,but _some._

  • @pre-pubescentaleks7041
    @pre-pubescentaleks7041 8 лет назад +25

    Was the movie a hell of a ride? O.o ;D

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 7 лет назад +4

    My 12 year old has been trying to get me to subscribe to you. I am going to now. You are killing it.

  • @kgnightcry8118
    @kgnightcry8118 8 лет назад +21

    The only reason I care about this is because of the Pizza Party Podcast 😂😂😂

  • @spicybeetle8166
    @spicybeetle8166 7 лет назад +1

    I'm seeing this movie with my boyfriend for our first date. We're 17, I've never been prouder.

  • @QueenNagaJacie
    @QueenNagaJacie 8 лет назад +13

    I can't believe Pan sold out to this Movie

  • @insaneshinobi2000
    @insaneshinobi2000 8 лет назад +1

    Andre slimming up 💪🏾

  • @RoI-ve7qg
    @RoI-ve7qg 8 лет назад +8

    Worst Movie of 2017? Nah wait for the Emoji Movie

  • @TheGurumash
    @TheGurumash 7 лет назад +4

    WHOA, "Go watch Jem and the Holograms instead of this" WOW. That bad?

  • @Lilbroomstick090
    @Lilbroomstick090 8 лет назад +7

    Andre swears now and it's actually funny

  • @harpoquondraxmarx805
    @harpoquondraxmarx805 8 лет назад

    Haha, great to see you so passionate! I won't waste my time with this! Thanks.

  • @therealmichaelgarcia6113
    @therealmichaelgarcia6113 8 лет назад +39

    so andre do you plan on starting a monster trucks cult like you did with 9 lives?

    • @animatedpenguin5631
      @animatedpenguin5631 8 лет назад +5

      Pan Pizza started before him

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  8 лет назад +13

      Nope. Nine Lives is my religion. I do not worship false idols like Monster Trucks.

    • @animatedpenguin5631
      @animatedpenguin5631 8 лет назад +1

      Andre "Black Nerd" There both pretty great gods but Im pretty sure The Emoji Movie is the devil

    • @brock985
      @brock985 8 лет назад +1

      Jimbo started it

    • @therealmichaelgarcia6113
      @therealmichaelgarcia6113 8 лет назад +1

      Animated Penguin well there is a devil emoji in the the emoji movie

  • @Sammyyaam
    @Sammyyaam 8 лет назад +10

    Everyone on the facebook page loves this movie

    • @Chronas9.9
      @Chronas9.9 8 лет назад +3

      Sammyyam including me

    • @joldsaway3489
      @joldsaway3489 7 лет назад +7

      Most of those people like it ironically

  • @TheGuy420
    @TheGuy420 8 лет назад +7

    This movie is basically an unfunny pun stretched into 2 hours.

  • @demarrayford3016
    @demarrayford3016 7 лет назад

    you are freakin hilarious and you dont even have to try to be funny, you literally just are and i love it.....i will always come here to watch reviews before i go see a movie for the rest of my life

  • @honeysenpai9324
    @honeysenpai9324 8 лет назад +13

    I hope pan pizza does a podcast on this film.

  • @mrocob83
    @mrocob83 8 лет назад

    my buddy seriously wanted to see this and I told him no. I'm glad I did not waste my time. Thanks Andre.

  • @TheDisneyLover58
    @TheDisneyLover58 8 лет назад +7

    Danny glover.... NO! NO! He's too old for that shit! Literally!!!! 😩

  • @TheRyanLok
    @TheRyanLok 8 лет назад +1

    I've watched enough Black Nerd Comedy to know he's getting Monster Truck merchandise all year

  • @adamdowning5122
    @adamdowning5122 8 лет назад +8

    This movie was filmed 3 years ago

  • @TOKYOTOYBANZAI
    @TOKYOTOYBANZAI 7 лет назад +1

    Funniest review you've done. I think when you review stuff that you don't like, it's way more entertaining. Always fun no matter!

  • @amplifymysound
    @amplifymysound 7 лет назад +22

    movie reviews never make me laugh, until now. (clicks subscribe)

    • @babyyoshi3099
      @babyyoshi3099 7 лет назад +11

      Clearly you have never seen Nostalgia Critic.

    • @CBLOOM
      @CBLOOM 7 лет назад

      Joshua Howard or jeremyjahns he funny ast

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 7 лет назад

      You need to watch more internet, boy. There are lots of comedic critics out there.

  • @MossFauna
    @MossFauna 7 лет назад +1

    When you searching for hentai goes way wrong
    The Nickelodeon held at gun thing made me laugh really hard
    Subbed, KEEP IT UP, GREAT MOVES

  • @KINGBADASS100
    @KINGBADASS100 8 лет назад +6

    I once read somebody on tumblr say this was better than E.T...

    • @TheDisneyLover58
      @TheDisneyLover58 8 лет назад +1

      KINGBADASS100 ...... were they drunk?

    • @lisabarnes924
      @lisabarnes924 8 лет назад +1

      KINGBADASS100 I'm hoping it's for the Atari.....

    • @KINGBADASS100
      @KINGBADASS100 8 лет назад

      Lisa Barnes Nope, original movie.

    • @KINGBADASS100
      @KINGBADASS100 8 лет назад

      TheDisneyLover58 Apparently not.

    • @charizach7582
      @charizach7582 8 лет назад +3

      KINGBADASS100 that's why I promised myself to never touch tumblr

  • @LunatheLoungeSinger
    @LunatheLoungeSinger 7 лет назад

    I forgot how legit happy Andre makes me watching his videos. Met him at ny comic con some years ago. so sweet.

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 8 лет назад +5

    They wanted to make this a franchise?...

  • @JLUpchurch
    @JLUpchurch 7 лет назад

    That rant at the end was absolutely EPIC! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks for making my day Andre!

  • @sammcguire3798
    @sammcguire3798 8 лет назад +3

    Well, it was the best anime of this year

  • @thoomolong
    @thoomolong 7 лет назад +2

    This video is not safe for work. I had the screen minimized and was just listening to the audio on my headphones while working. When Andre started talking about the kid who lost his childhood and became "boss baby", I started cracking up. My co-workers probably think I am crazy.

  • @SpongeyTheEditor
    @SpongeyTheEditor 8 лет назад +6

    You know a movie is bad when Andre suggests watching Jem over it.

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  8 лет назад +3

      +AntonyBlalock Okay THAT might have been too harsh ha ha!

  • @Lone_Rocket
    @Lone_Rocket 7 лет назад +1

    That "Hey kids, im Danny Glover" was hilarious. He said it in such a overly creepy way.

  • @EuanOLeary
    @EuanOLeary 8 лет назад +19

    3:48 Wait when did you stop censoring swear words?

    • @BlackNerdComedy
      @BlackNerdComedy  8 лет назад +20

      Didn't feel it was worth the bleep. "Sh!t" is pretty common now. Plus it was a play on a famous Danny Glover line from Lethal Weapon.

    • @EuanOLeary
      @EuanOLeary 8 лет назад +4

      Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?!
      (Jk, it was funny. Just felt weird after however many times I've heard bleeps here.)

    • @imperfectanimal57
      @imperfectanimal57 8 лет назад +1

      Andre "Black Nerd" hey Andre, what was worse?
      Alvin and the chipmunk the road chip
      Nine lives
      Or this movie

    • @TheBigKaiju
      @TheBigKaiju 8 лет назад

      Edgo the bleep never fully bleeped words out

    • @essencetune7341
      @essencetune7341 8 лет назад +1

      it must be bad to watch gem and holograms reboot, but, is it worse than avatar the last airbender live movie?

  • @Dayonder
    @Dayonder 8 лет назад +1

    Now it's only a matter of time before Nickelodeon sends you a Monster Trucks gift package.

  • @imperfectanimal57
    @imperfectanimal57 8 лет назад +8

    I'm surprised this was not a nick TV movie or something it's like norm of the north it should have never gone into theaters

    • @imperfectanimal57
      @imperfectanimal57 8 лет назад +1

      Also this movie is like foodfight 65 MILLION DOLLARS MADE IN 2001 DO NOT WATCH IT LIKE I DID. EVER. (Check out doug's review on channel awesome)

  • @jdxawe
    @jdxawe 8 лет назад +1

    I smell an Oscar! Seriously, Oscar, take a shower.
    I can't take credit for that joke. It's from a Simpsons episode.
    P.S. You should review the Skylanders Netflix show! Crash Bandicoot is in an episode!

  • @brandensmith7966
    @brandensmith7966 8 лет назад +49

    Oh no! Andre mentioned white privilege! just gonna sit here and wait for the entertainment to type itself

    • @isaiahgarraway5568
      @isaiahgarraway5568 8 лет назад +9

      Let the Triggering mayhem BEGIN!!!

    • @Birdyboys
      @Birdyboys 8 лет назад +3

      Isaiah Garraway do you..... even know what trigger means lmfaoo

    • @isaiahgarraway5568
      @isaiahgarraway5568 8 лет назад +1

      ArtandJunk I do, I meant people getting triggered from the mentioning of white privilege and so I'm letting the action of people getting triggered commence.

    • @isaiahgarraway5568
      @isaiahgarraway5568 8 лет назад +1

      Kaz Kinnikuman Please that's incomparable to the almighty Satan privilege.

    • @ApplesAngels
      @ApplesAngels 8 лет назад +3

      Eh, more like "my mom's boyfriend is the sheriff" privilage. Plus, given how bad this movie appears to be, that would be the least of concerns. lol

  • @ultimatehope549
    @ultimatehope549 7 лет назад +1

    "Today I want to talk about a movie where a giant monster creature with many tentacles hangs out with a couple of teenagers." Assassination Classroom?

  • @djordan9821
    @djordan9821 8 лет назад +7

    at least there won't be any more bad movie in 2017 oh wait the emoji movie is coming out dang it

  • @JustinCoasters
    @JustinCoasters 4 года назад +1

    I think the movie is smarter and more fun than Transformers sequels