Funny... but 'Not awful' is A LOT better than can be said for a lot of box office movies stuffed with so-called A'list actors. Suicide Squad instantly comes to mind.
After watching this movie, I just can't see any other movie. None of them just come close to this master piece of a film. Truly a one of a kind film everyone needs to see
Dear Chris Stuckmann, Thank-you! After watching this review I have realized I now have 20/20 vision, my grades have risen and I now have a 4.0 GPA, my skin is clearer than ever and finally my crops have grown through this harsh cold winter :-)
"There's so many scenes like that in this film." Sounds to me like a kind of Burnout Paradise kind of reality. Or Stunt Island. They're not breaking the law or hurting people: they're just smashing cars together because it's awesome. You know: like a Monster Truck show. The clue is in the title.
this movie is one of my favorites of all time, i saw it when i was younger and thought the idea was amazing, i rewatched it a few years later and loved it even more, im 15 now, i can confidently say this js one of my top 5 movies of all time i rewatched it about an hour ago, and i still love it, it’s charismatic to me in a way that is unexplainable
I read an article saying that in the first screenings they had all these kids exited and were cheering when the lights dimmed down but as soon as the monster came out for the first time the kids were screaming their heads off and about half the audience left by the end of the movie
Great review putting yourself in the perspectives of both kids and parents. I love the observation that this film doesn't show the consequences of all the "cool smashing stuff up" and hurting innocent people. You're great at reviewing a wide range of films, it puts you a cut above most reviewers.
Can't wait for Batman V Monster Truck when the citizens turn against our hero for the events that transpired in the first film of the MTCU. How will Bruce Wayne defeat his ultimate foe?
I've been a big fan of Jane Levy since Suburgatory and really wish they would get her into more 'good' movies. She has become a bit of a go to girl for quality horror (Evil Dead remake, Don't Breathe) in recent times but, this girl can act. She's good. Hire her, someone, please.
He said it's competent and can be fun for kids. Also, I think it's pretty obvious Chris doesn't understand car culture. Monster trucks and offroad vehicles in general are incredibly fun, this is just superhero-level of that. Except for the retarded F&F movies, Chris has always given bad scores to movies about cars or motorbikes. Same happens for the Doug Walker and others. They don't get driving or riding, they don't know the fun and excitement and freedom and adrenaline rush that can come out of just a couple of corners or jumps. When it comes to most movies you must understand what it feels like, you must know the feeling. Not many film nerds know the joy of driving/riding and it's painfully obvious. I'm sure Chris would give _Le Mans_ a C+, _Bullitt_ a C and _Continental Circus_ a C-.
Again, a fantastic video! Dude, you seriously need to do a Gods of Egypt hilariocity review 😂 watching this movie again is making me cringe due to the sheer amount of unintentionally hilarious moments😂
This is the best movie of the decade. I watched it and the ending made my cry, the message is so powerful and beautiful. If you think this is a bad movie then you know nothing about cinema.
I can just imagine how this was created... "Alright, we need a new idea for a movie." "What if we had a movie about monster trucks... but what if it was actually a monster in the truck?" "Let's do it."
I can't afford to go to a cinema just to watch a film that you have very low expectations for, let alone waste time trying to watch it. Gosh I respect you. Love your T shirt btw!
Well according to interviews she really wanted to be in a Chris Wedge movie (the director) cause she was a fan of his movies when she was a kid. So i guess she had that as a motive as well as the paycheck.
Besides the lack of care for collateral damage I found many reactions in this film very appropriate. Like in the scene where the "monster track" climbs a wall and the bad guy just stares with confusion.
Confusion is one who still didn't get what the movie Name says. Its literally staring in the face and the only thing comes to anyone's mind is collateral damage in a fictional movie universe about goofy monsters using trucks as hideouts. Not sure who's stupid, the reviewer or your self validation quack that hasn't got a single like!
I literally spent all night watching your vids, old and new. I'm not a huge movie buff but I think youre really funny, especially when reviewing sucky movies.. I subscribed and look forward to more reviews!
"Not awful", a great quote for the poster
and some of the performances are okay!
"Critics are saying, it's...
"Not Awful" -Chris Stuckman, RUclips"
Ryan Hall in January that goes a long way..
Stmnzd yeee
Funny... but 'Not awful' is A LOT better than can be said for a lot of box office movies stuffed with so-called A'list actors. Suicide Squad instantly comes to mind.
Dang, from the thumbnail I thought Chris was gonna bury this movie.. lol
Blank Face same lol
Blank Face Same
After his Zootopia review... never really trust just the thumbnail.
same
Blank Face omg 420 likes blaze it 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I knew Chris would give this an A.
Though it does annoy me that this is yet another superior film that got a lower rating than Deadpool. Smh.
Josh Leitzel no not really
Josh Leitzel This movie was so deep with it's character development and had an amazing and original plot. 10/10 would watch again
@Aaronmack99 - That's the joke.
Pryocynical Body Pillow And the impeccable CGI. All narratively and visually terrific. 12.34827459/10.
So that's it, huh? We're some kinda Monster Trucks?
Yes !!!
Landon Wilson We're all Monster Trucks now.
I love title drops.
Hold dis DUB W
Roll Credits.
Just when I thought Max Steel had the oscar in its hands.
SilverShion The joke doesn't really work since Max Steel was 2016 and this is 2017
Chad Hotelling Way to overthink it lol
Gazi lmao u made me cry
Monster trucks is my favorite anime and made my top ten sexy anime characters (the monster truck)
Stokes The Red Panda Man, I love a little hentai every once in a while, but then again, who doesn't?
ETgohome13 yeah I can't wait for the monster trucks Hentai!I bet it will make the watchmojo top ten anime scenes with little girls in squids
Stokes The Red Panda What do you mean? The movie already IS a hentai...
...and it's art.
ETgohome13 that's so true I'm going to spam watchmojo's website with monster trucks
Stokes The Red Panda It'll never come close to Norm Of the North
This movie is just begging to be a meme.
Varinder Bhandal pegging haha!
11dark Knight11 fuck auto correct
Varinder Bhandal I know!! It's also begging to be a meme!
what is your name?
your profile pic says it all. A plot is coming to fruition.
Damn, I was actually expecting this shit to be worse.
King of Wakanda, I know right, it looks terrible
King of Wakanda same I see you everywhere your subscribed to like every RUclipsr I am
are you kidding it will probably be Andre favorite film of 2017
Michael Garcia who's Andre?
Varinder Bhandal he is a nostalgia based movie reviewer called the black nerd
FUN FACT: This movie was filmed about 2 hours away from where I live.
AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) Guildford, BC?
Kamloops, BC.
AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) Ahh cause the beginning auto mall area is Guildford
Interesting. Don't remember a Guildford, but it could be a change for the film. I haven't been to Kamloops a lot.
Two HOURS?! I mean...wow. Two hours. How irrelevant.
Aw yeah! Film of the Year!
And now I'm disappointed that this was average.
No, I was expecting this to be terrible.
I'm disappointed that it's NOT the worst thing ever.
The Wrestling Enthusiast I think he was expecting it to be awful, not "not bad".
The Wrestling Enthusiast The real question is, were you not?
WeirdoTZero you never know the other movies could be total trash and monster trucks wins best picture
Chris can you please review all the pirates of the Caribbean movies before dead man Tell's no tales comes out?
nba73 I second that!
Sick Boy thanks!
nba73 I third this
nba73 I've been trying to watch all movies to lead up to the new one
all those movies are so uninteresting
Wasn't expecting this to get an A. Really surprised.
And I thought movies couldn't get any weirder.
Not like I was truckin' for a January movie, anyway. Yeah, pun intended.
You've never seen The Holy Mountain
Asuna Yuuki That's rich coming from an anime fan
You don't like tentacles ?
Xander Lander Go watch "The Amazing Bulk". You'll see how weird movies can possibly get.
After watching this movie, I just can't see any other movie. None of them just come close to this master piece of a film. Truly a one of a kind film everyone needs to see
Your joking right
The original Ice Age and Robots are two of my favourite movies as a kid
I cannot stop looking at your bluray collection! It's beautiful bro!
great ghost in the shell t-shirt chris
There's x-men stuff in the background... X-Men review marathon?!?!
Yes
MagmaAscending origins hilariosity I believe
The guy who plays the main protagonist played Havoc, so that makes sense kinda.
Shoutout to the Pizza Party Podcast!
Kash Akinsade pan pizza pizza party podcast
Kash Akinsade Pan Pizza will be proud.
Mat0s - 316 And trully America will be great again!!!
Mat0s - 316 And trully America will be great again!!!
Mat0s - 316 and then he'll say "go see fucking monster trucks"
Genuinely can't imagine my life without you and the flick picks videos, Keep up the good work👌🏻
All I can think of is Jim from the Pizza Party Podcast.
Pat Leahy We all do.
Yeaaauuughh!
A monster truck will come out the wall and crush Trump.
then bernie sanders is gonna come and say "ROCK ON!" and wave his hands like a rock star
And now I really want Chris to be on the podcast.
Dear Chris Stuckmann,
Thank-you! After watching this review I have realized I now have 20/20 vision, my grades have risen and I now have a 4.0 GPA, my skin is clearer than ever and finally my crops have grown through this harsh cold winter :-)
You were on point about the aggressive driving in this movie. Car accidents are no joke.
Dude, this is a live action cartoon. Nobody dies in cartoons. Re-review this flick and give it the A+ it truly deserves.
"There's so many scenes like that in this film."
Sounds to me like a kind of Burnout Paradise kind of reality. Or Stunt Island. They're not breaking the law or hurting people: they're just smashing cars together because it's awesome. You know: like a Monster Truck show. The clue is in the title.
THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE JIM!!! The podcast can finally be at peace!
this movie is one of my favorites of all time, i saw it when i was younger and thought the idea was amazing, i rewatched it a few years later and loved it even more, im 15 now, i can confidently say this js one of my top 5 movies of all time i rewatched it about an hour ago, and i still love it, it’s charismatic to me in a way that is unexplainable
I just watched it for the first time and I loved it!
@@andrewdowell6474 sick
Thanks for taking one for the team and seeing this movie.
January has a consistently bad rep...
I think the next Marvel movie should be released in January. We have to reclaim January.
pd Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 should be released in January 2020.
pd yeah...that explains why I was born in January lol
David Ruddle Sounds dope.
What's everyone's opinions on the X-men franchise. I personally only consider 3 of them good.
I'd say
X-Men - B+
X2 - A-
X3 - C+
Origins - D-
First Class - B+
The Wolverine - B-
Days of Future Passed - A
Apocalypse - C
Chris! I recently found your channel and I am so damn glad I did! You make me laugh out loud in almost every review. Thank you for some great content!
Look in the background, X Men reviews leading up to Logan??
Well shit he just answered my question
Ryan Hardy He already reviewed all the xmen movies i thought when the wolverine came out
Most of the X-Men stuff is dark and in shadows. All the non-X-stuff is very obvious. I could barely see any of it even after he mentioned it.
I so appreciate the pause after the pun 😂 love your videos, Chris!
The same film director once did an Academy Award winning animated short film.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how awesome Chris's shirt is....it's fantastic.
Monster Trucks is the best anime.
Bob from Paramount: "I HAS AM IDEAR, LETS REMAKE E.T., BUT WITH MORE POINTLESS MURDER"!
Frank from Paramount: GENYOUS!!!
Rule 34... it's gunna happen
I can't find it.
Waaaiiitttt for it
how do you know if it's a female truck lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I read an article saying that in the first screenings they had all these kids exited and were cheering when the lights dimmed down but as soon as the monster came out for the first time the kids were screaming their heads off and about half the audience left by the end of the movie
this movie was made from a pun
you monster truckers. go truck yourself.
The monster truck and Norm of the north are my two favourite movie characters of all time
Did he see Jim gisriel in the theater?
Great review putting yourself in the perspectives of both kids and parents. I love the observation that this film doesn't show the consequences of all the "cool smashing stuff up" and hurting innocent people. You're great at reviewing a wide range of films, it puts you a cut above most reviewers.
Can't wait for Batman V Monster Truck when the citizens turn against our hero for the events that transpired in the first film of the MTCU. How will Bruce Wayne defeat his ultimate foe?
The shot of the monster grabbing the tire after it falls off in mid air is pretty sweet
I'm disappointed. I wanted this to basically be the next Bee Movie
Jobert that will be the emoji movie
Michael Garcia NOO no emoji movie
Michael Garcia oh god just checked
It's a thing
Monster Trucks but every time they say truck a clip from a tentacle hentai is played
He's being honest and I appreciate you being as positive as possible
I've been a big fan of Jane Levy since Suburgatory and really wish they would get her into more 'good' movies. She has become a bit of a go to girl for quality horror (Evil Dead remake, Don't Breathe) in recent times but, this girl can act. She's good. Hire her, someone, please.
Chris I really appreciate your review. Please keep them going.
. . . A Monster Calls . . . PLZ
i always love when you do collab videos with flick pick! so excited for them
Monster Trucks? A good movie? Well slap my ass silly and call me Susan I totally didn't expect that.
i heard no such thing
He said it's competent and can be fun for kids. Also, I think it's pretty obvious Chris doesn't understand car culture. Monster trucks and offroad vehicles in general are incredibly fun, this is just superhero-level of that.
Except for the retarded F&F movies, Chris has always given bad scores to movies about cars or motorbikes. Same happens for the Doug Walker and others. They don't get driving or riding, they don't know the fun and excitement and freedom and adrenaline rush that can come out of just a couple of corners or jumps.
When it comes to most movies you must understand what it feels like, you must know the feeling. Not many film nerds know the joy of driving/riding and it's painfully obvious.
I'm sure Chris would give _Le Mans_ a C+, _Bullitt_ a C and _Continental Circus_ a C-.
Hi susan
*****
that doesnt make the movie any better. actually driving is alot different than watching driving
MegaDudeman21 The problem is that a lot of critics don't get driving and give awful scores
Incredible thumbnail. Its hard to tell if he's about to cry or shout. Or both. Bravo.
Only during January is Chris pleased with giving a C-
Again, a fantastic video! Dude, you seriously need to do a Gods of Egypt hilariocity review 😂 watching this movie again is making me cringe due to the sheer amount of unintentionally hilarious moments😂
Wait this isn't based on some toys?
I know, right? An original script? This movie is so meta.
I like the honesty of your reviews, there are so many who hates movies before they see it, I'm not 100% innocent, but yeah i love these reviews!
This is the best movie of the decade. I watched it and the ending made my cry, the message is so powerful and beautiful. If you think this is a bad movie then you know nothing about cinema.
lol
loved the review. i wanted to watch this since about two years ago when the previews came out. and im not a child lol
Can you people stop with the Zod Snapped Neck shit please.
Elektra Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!
Jake Tibbs oh God 😱😱
well if it's not that funny then I have a snapped neck from Zod for you to tell that to.
Hey now, Zoe's neck has been through a lot, what with Superman causing massive property and collateral damage.
tell that to Zod's broken hand, broken spinal cord, and falling to his death
This gonna be the biggest Oscar contender, mark my words, Chris!
Oh god Chris. That's such a bad pun at 1:30 😅
I like how it lives IN THE EARTH but is called an alien
That t-shirt might just be the single greatest thing I've ever seen in my whole life...
I wanted Chris to shit on this movie so bad
Stuckmann goes full Randal Graves and has a "What happened to the workers on the Deathstar?" moment.
The movie just looks trash
belal alkaifi That is why I am skipping it.
Jon Stewart so why watch a review of it
DavidOfTheDead to hear how shit it is of course :D
HOW DARE YOU? This movie is the best film since citizen kaine
I'm sorry! I don't know where I get off insulting such a masterpiece!
Chris' kind of January movie: "Perfectly watchable disposable mediocre bad film." I lost it when he said this xD
This movie is going to be the next Bee Movie in like 2027 in terms of meme status.
No it won't. No one knows about this movie and also this one is actually good
I can just imagine how this was created...
"Alright, we need a new idea for a movie."
"What if we had a movie about monster trucks... but what if it was actually a monster in the truck?"
"Let's do it."
a c-wow that's actually not too bad
Oh boy! I love being able to celebrate my birthday by going to the movies and watching... Monster Trucks...
Have you guys ever seen him give a movie an E? Just curious.
Well, we all knew this would be #1 on Chris's top 10 best movie list of 2017 :)
And they say spirited away is the best anime movie...
Last time I saw Chris make a face like that in the thumbnail was for the Fant4stic review. This is gonna be good
I wish Jane Levy was chasing after me.
"This film doesn't have much under the hood, so to speak."
(Chris pauses for awkward silence)
(I chuckle like a buffoon and hit the like button)
Jane Levy is very underradet
I can't afford to go to a cinema just to watch a film that you have very low expectations for, let alone waste time trying to watch it. Gosh I respect you. Love your T shirt btw!
To be honest I wanted him to give it an F because let's be real we love it when he trashes a movie.
Yes! Chris and John together again!
Jane Levy needs some better roles man. She can ACT!
kbg12ila Don't Breathe and Evil Dead were great roles for her. She has some good roles coming up as well. This was just a paycheck for her.
Well according to interviews she really wanted to be in a Chris Wedge movie (the director) cause she was a fan of his movies when she was a kid. So i guess she had that as a motive as well as the paycheck.
is it Beck & call? or beckon call?
I'm sure my ten year old will love it, me not so much.
I like your Ghost in The Shell shirt and the fact that it's mixed with Pulp Fiction makes it cooler.
Never thought I'd hear the sentence, "It's ET, with a monster truck".
My most anticipated movie of 2017. Oh boyyyyyy! 1 billion $$$ here we goooo!
How do you treat Jane Levy bad? I wish she was at my beck and call. She's wifey material.
I needs that shirt Chris. Also, I'll look forward to the X-Men retrospective you'll be cranking out soon!
so who wants black nerd to start a monster trucks cult
What I'm most excited for is the Pizza Party Podcast this week
Oh I get it, those trucks are literally monsters. So clever!
The best part of this review is Chris's shirt. I need to get me one.
"It's ET with a monster truck"
They should put that on the dvd
Besides the lack of care for collateral damage I found many reactions in this film very appropriate. Like in the scene where the "monster track" climbs a wall and the bad guy just stares with confusion.
Confusion is one who still didn't get what the movie Name says. Its literally staring in the face and the only thing comes to anyone's mind is collateral damage in a fictional movie universe about goofy monsters using trucks as hideouts. Not sure who's stupid, the reviewer or your self validation quack that hasn't got a single like!
Chris you know that this is going to be amazing the trailers alone sold it.
Lol, Chris, this is a kid's movie! All the "shenanigans" are harmless fun and everyone is immortal - no matter how bad the crash is, no one dies :D
I'm seeing this at 11am on Saturday followed by Silence at 2. I'm very excited for very different reasons
thank you for not completely ripping it apart just because it wasn't made for an Emmy.
I literally spent all night watching your vids, old and new. I'm not a huge movie buff but I think youre really funny, especially when reviewing sucky movies.. I subscribed and look forward to more reviews!