Crowd spills family trauma to freestyle rapper | Chris Turner

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • These people have the most depressing rap suggestions! Standup comedian Chris Turner makes their crazy comments into an incredible freestyle rap.
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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    🔥 MY PARENTS' MARRIAGE 🔥
    🔥 STD GRANDMA 🔥
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    🔥 DEAD GERMAN SHEPHERD 🔥
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Комментарии • 69

  • @andreygareyev7813
    @andreygareyev7813 6 месяцев назад +67

    For the whole rap, for some reason, was focused on ladies on the left, evaluating the differences in their alcoholic intoxication

    • @colonelhuxley6412
      @colonelhuxley6412 6 месяцев назад +3

      that was a drunk-ass crowd

    • @theamazinghugo
      @theamazinghugo 6 месяцев назад +19

      Man, the girl with the grey hoodie was really not impressed 😂

    • @elemkay5104
      @elemkay5104 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@theamazinghugo He got her to crack a few smiles at least!

    • @guesswho2827
      @guesswho2827 6 месяцев назад

      @@theamazinghugo looked like she just couldn't enjoy a night out ... Maybe it was planned to be a double date but her tinder hook up bailed (once he found out she tends to "peg" dudes) so she dressed down (as one does with out a date) and wanted to seem emotionless all night (as one might)...
      Not expecting; Chris to be good at what he does and she cracked a couple smiles, then she got back in character. *sad panda*
      Poor tinder Potential. At the very least he could've told the "boys" he got himself some Pirate sex. Came and went home with a peg .... leg lol

    • @keeshenk
      @keeshenk 2 месяца назад

      @@theamazinghugo well i think she was , but just listing what he said and was in awh

  • @stillmattwest
    @stillmattwest 2 месяца назад +3

    I've watched a ton of Chris's videos at this point, and this is my favorite. That's some insane talent on display.

  • @adrianclark2734
    @adrianclark2734 6 месяцев назад +45

    I'm concerned for the girl to chris immediate right, the only time she properly laughed was at the statement "he ripped off a kids face" :'D like, she barely even smiled for the rest of the show, but that comment made her howl :'D

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 5 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe she's an emotionally damaged comedian.

    • @mikejones-go8vz
      @mikejones-go8vz 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Inertia888or her dog or grandma just died 🤔

    • @FreshCutzlawn
      @FreshCutzlawn 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah I noticed that too! Weird

    • @-JimmyRustle-
      @-JimmyRustle- Месяц назад +1

      Maybe she wasn't drunk enough or just doesn't laugh easily, sometimes I mostly keep a straight face at comedy shows

  • @deathbyscience42
    @deathbyscience42 6 месяцев назад +12

    I don't know why "I want to drop you on the floor like some lasagna" just killed me 🤣

  • @waynecarter2169
    @waynecarter2169 6 месяцев назад +26

    "I just want everyone to have fun tonight"
    "Pick a different subject then, overrule him"
    "Your family dog dying"
    That was her idea of fun??? WTF??? 😳😳😳

  • @danf6975
    @danf6975 6 месяцев назад +16

    This is one of his many Great ones

  • @Djent4life
    @Djent4life 6 месяцев назад +13

    Chris you may have left our little Island, but i hope you can hear me laughing. Thanks.

  • @magicmayhem69
    @magicmayhem69 Месяц назад

    Chris, you are an export I am very proud of, you go sharing our British wit to the masses! Thanks for all the laughs! 🙏👏

  • @Lizardmanisbest
    @Lizardmanisbest 6 месяцев назад +8

    As an aspiring comedian and freestyle rapper, I absolutely love your style.
    Your crowd work is amazing and your rapier wit is evident and on display.
    Well done, sir.

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 6 месяцев назад +10

    So well crafted, the way Chris circled back to the nursing home.

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel 6 месяцев назад +12

    Nice! The musician even predicted the end of it. And Chris looked like a happy guy. Maybe the realization that his nursing home days might be filled with granny action.

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 5 месяцев назад

      If they are anything like the bands that I have been in, they can probably give each other very subtle signals, that are nearly impossible for others to see, but very obvious to one another.

  • @GammaRays10
    @GammaRays10 6 месяцев назад +30

    Wonder if Red reads the all the comments about how shit his beats are.
    Obviously Chris doing miracles with what is given

    • @roeltz
      @roeltz 6 месяцев назад +10

      I'm still watching the crowdwork part, and this saddens me in anticipation.

    • @lovienyoutube420
      @lovienyoutube420 6 месяцев назад

      what he said...☝

    • @PhatChin
      @PhatChin 6 месяцев назад +4

      He's so bad... But this beat is actually one of his better attempts.

  • @katieevans6017
    @katieevans6017 2 месяца назад +1

    Have to love people who are determined not to laugh!!!

  • @WH-hi5ew
    @WH-hi5ew 6 месяцев назад +1

    Brilliant.... amazing talent to freestyle rap, combine subjects and make people laugh at the same time.

  • @christiaanbijzet9008
    @christiaanbijzet9008 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you! The suggestion method just stsys my favourite, it is so much fun seeing how you weave from one topic to another

  • @timdanielewski8036
    @timdanielewski8036 6 месяцев назад +3

    Spun gold out of shitty suggestions!!

  • @PhatChin
    @PhatChin 6 месяцев назад +6

    *_Red's Beat Rating_*
    🌟🌟🌟⭐⭐
    One of his better attempts, I must say. Commendable effort.

  • @Deathst4lker
    @Deathst4lker 6 месяцев назад +2

    Top drawer as always mate - proper banger!👊

  • @RonaldMoD
    @RonaldMoD 6 месяцев назад +2

    Every time! Just every time.

  • @bromie21
    @bromie21 6 месяцев назад +2

    so good!!

  • @EternalFishSpooks
    @EternalFishSpooks 2 месяца назад +1

    I love the girl under the sign who hates how much she enjoys this.

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream 6 месяцев назад +2

    This was F in sweet!

  • @kirdot2011
    @kirdot2011 6 месяцев назад +6

    The girl in the corner was NOT impressed

    • @yggdrasil7942
      @yggdrasil7942 5 месяцев назад +1

      I haven't found anything funny yet either. I have found the Americans laugh at everything. Like every sentence.

    • @mikejones-go8vz
      @mikejones-go8vz 3 месяца назад

      @@yggdrasil7942was that you sitting beside her 😳 he is fantastic but we can’t all love the same stuff

  • @DeepBlueWaves
    @DeepBlueWaves 2 месяца назад

    Girl to the right… you’re seeing a 6/10 who keeps pace with 8s being forced to re-write her sense of worth in real-time. “Omg, is it okay for me to be receptive to this guy who I’d never acknowledge?” He shattered her fickle hierarchy!

  • @elishamorgan
    @elishamorgan 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lyrical genius

  • @guesswho2827
    @guesswho2827 6 месяцев назад

    Tbh ... I feel that was your best flow in a minute brother (imo)... but I haven't been on line much so what do I know !?!? Lol
    Keep up the good work Chris !

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream 6 месяцев назад +4

    Didnt actually mind this beat for once

  • @Youdoyouyeah
    @Youdoyouyeah 4 месяца назад +1

    The beat was trash but he made it work! Respect.

  • @aaronharris123
    @aaronharris123 6 месяцев назад +1

    You smashed it as always. Wasn't feeling the beat though felt it let you down

  • @MeetConservatives
    @MeetConservatives 6 месяцев назад +10

    The improvised beat was actually better this time.

    • @paulwhetstone0473
      @paulwhetstone0473 6 месяцев назад +1

      TBH, the beat was slightly better as it had some nice drum breaks which Chris got to play with.

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 6 месяцев назад +4

    Chris is like a sculptor who has fashioned something fluid and elegant and intricate out of a beat that is an actual pile of shit.

  • @steffenfrost995
    @steffenfrost995 3 месяца назад

    Great rap. Edit a Smiley emoji over grey hoodie :)

  • @futureshockxl
    @futureshockxl 2 месяца назад

    This guy should go on Fool Penn and Teller. It's not exactly as magic trick, but it still kinda leave you wondering about how it's done. The guy much have, like, a 170 IQ or something.

  • @Krushard
    @Krushard 6 месяцев назад

    The girl on the left is jealous a, lol. Not a single smile, no clap at the end, just staring at Chris like that could be me.

  • @redcapote4760
    @redcapote4760 4 месяца назад

    This crowd was awful. Girl in the corner with her back to the wall looks pissed off the whole time, drunk Chlamydia guy is trying to make it about him as he keeps his arm around the girl he's trying too hard to impress... Chris couldn't get out of there fast enough.

  • @user-cc8kb
    @user-cc8kb 4 месяца назад

    The girl by the stage was not impressed.

  • @merkymeadows
    @merkymeadows 5 месяцев назад

    Unimpressed girl in the hoodie ruined the whole thing for me. It looks like she was trying to hold back her enjoyment on purpose out of fear of being judged for liking crude humor. Prudey Mc Pruderson. That! or She was just too drunk to keep up! Lmao

    • @steffenfrost995
      @steffenfrost995 3 месяца назад

      Edit a Smiley emoji over grey hoodie for the re-upload.

  • @edgardner6798
    @edgardner6798 5 месяцев назад

    Why was that young lady so moody?

  • @Falconn000
    @Falconn000 6 месяцев назад +5

    This man's beats are terrible 99% of the times.

    • @lyingcat9022
      @lyingcat9022 2 месяца назад

      Seriously why do they do this? Makes his flows awkward

  • @Mr_Heller
    @Mr_Heller 6 месяцев назад

    .

  • @jfluffydog2110
    @jfluffydog2110 5 месяцев назад +2

    The beat is so so bad

  • @vegan678
    @vegan678 6 месяцев назад +2

    Chris you are brilliant but each time you ask someone "where is YOUR ACCENT from?" I die a little bit inside. Please sack up and ask "where are you from?". Keep the good stuff comin'. Daddy likey.