Comedian OUTS Student and Professor on Date | Chris Turner

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • Maybe don’t sit in the front row if you’re hooking up with your student? Comedian uncovers an inappropriate relationship in the front row of his show, and makes the whole night about them…
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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    🔥 JUST WANT "JUAN" THING 🔥
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Комментарии • 60

  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  6 месяцев назад +184

    I genuinely cannot believe they gave me permission to post this. Thanks Juan and Rodolfo, you guys rule.

    • @aceventura2154
      @aceventura2154 6 месяцев назад +2

      Did you get their names mixed up in the rap though?

    • @primate4
      @primate4 6 месяцев назад +1

      Chris,
      THANK YOU for Brandon’s video shout out! We loved it! He PASSED his exam and is now a 17 year old pilot!
      All the best to you,
      Ramiro

    • @ngee-minggoh3450
      @ngee-minggoh3450 6 месяцев назад +5

      Excellent sports to let you post this! You roasted them 😂. Lovely flow and linkage as ever 👍

    • @davidhowell1415
      @davidhowell1415 6 месяцев назад +2

      Two cool dudes props to them

    • @yggdrasil7942
      @yggdrasil7942 5 месяцев назад +2

      Probably because it's humour. Sure, you took the piss but they took it all in their stride.

  • @1Meter
    @1Meter 6 месяцев назад +60

    What a flattering picture you chose for the thumbnail 😂😂

    • @an9l1c1sm6
      @an9l1c1sm6 6 месяцев назад +2

      AI these days, it's out of control...

    • @blackthorn5709
      @blackthorn5709 6 месяцев назад +6

      Looks like Gollum 😆

    • @lk-music
      @lk-music 6 месяцев назад

      @@blackthorn5709 I thought it was from the Shut Up And Dance episode of Black Mirror

    • @davefool6815
      @davefool6815 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@lk-musiclol I only watched that episode a few days ago. Actually fukin class twist at the end. You felt sorry for the dude but then you just wished death on him hahah

  • @SebastianUlrich85
    @SebastianUlrich85 9 дней назад

    I mean you are cool in all of your freestyle raps and I am in awe how quick-witted one can be. But how lovely you portrayed these two and their relationship might have been your best work so far.

  • @johnadams1976
    @johnadams1976 6 месяцев назад +19

    You must having been loving those two!!! The content that just keeps giving!!😂😂😂

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 6 месяцев назад +13

    Finding these two to use for material was an early Easter egg

  • @mattluscombe9080
    @mattluscombe9080 6 месяцев назад +10

    The rap was awesome like usual, but your gag about designing tunnels was even better this week!

  • @SkadingleMadongle
    @SkadingleMadongle 6 месяцев назад +7

    I saw every freestyle from Chris and sometimes I still catch myself thinking it might be faked... THATS HOW GOOD HE IS 😂

  • @visasap
    @visasap 6 месяцев назад +3

    My new favourite. Chris couldn't contain himself when finding out the plot and rest is his tory 🔥😂

  • @michaelwisniewski6047
    @michaelwisniewski6047 6 месяцев назад +10

    Great philosophy of every job there, sadly missing from almost every organisation. „Fireman, how would you put out a fire in a tall apartment building?” „Oh, I would first ask myself the question: do I need to put out the fire?”

  • @JLongTom
    @JLongTom 6 месяцев назад +9

    Sick beat tonight---big improvement, however it came about. You were absolutely on fire with the crowd work and rap---pitch perfect.

  • @TheMrpunisher77
    @TheMrpunisher77 6 месяцев назад +4

    Good to see some people still have a sense of humour, that was excellent Chris well done again.

  • @quackyduck2276
    @quackyduck2276 6 месяцев назад +8

    7:49 he wants juan thing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wallebo
    @wallebo 6 месяцев назад +3

    One of my favorites so far. Clever and funny!

  • @lilbasedboi
    @lilbasedboi 5 месяцев назад

    This one was loaded with good rhymes.
    better than taking suggestions from the crowd

  • @ryandoyle4344
    @ryandoyle4344 6 месяцев назад

    When it falls in your lap... one of the stories where you almost have to stop yourself from laughing out loud at the comical denouement

  • @HTOP1982
    @HTOP1982 6 месяцев назад +23

    The sound is messed up on this on. Stereo Balance all over the place, clipping too.
    Would not bang.

    • @WaterTimeLapse
      @WaterTimeLapse 6 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah. Left is out of the mixer, and right is room mic. But the compressor on the room mic is sidechained to the mixer signal. He just forgot to mix it mono.

    • @happybeerlove
      @happybeerlove 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah it was painful. Had to change my phone audio to mono just to get through it

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 6 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks for reminding me, that I still had mono sound on from a previous video with bad sound. :-D

    • @MachoMaster
      @MachoMaster 6 месяцев назад

      SoundFixer addon helped to make the sound mono. It is bearable now.

  • @gabereiser
    @gabereiser 6 месяцев назад

    Such good sports. Epic rap, great convo, and good sports for allowing comedy to shine on them for just a little bit.

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 6 месяцев назад

    Bravississississimo!!!! THIS WAS ABSOLUTE COMEDY GOLD and I think it may be my very favorite Chris Turner freestyle to date(no pun intended). I praise Geezus Haploid Kryste that Chris used a killer beat.

  • @megaflux7144
    @megaflux7144 6 месяцев назад +2

    amazing stuff!

  • @lazydictionary
    @lazydictionary 6 месяцев назад +1

    So much better with a pre-made beat!

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel 6 месяцев назад

    Feels like that happened in some parallel universe. I was looking for Schrodinger's cat in the background.

  • @theknockingstar9649
    @theknockingstar9649 6 месяцев назад

    I laughed so hard at this, i shouldn't watch this at work 🤣

  • @Matías-997
    @Matías-997 6 месяцев назад

    This Juan thing ended me😂😂
    Número uno of this year...at the moment 😁

  • @timothyscott6951
    @timothyscott6951 6 месяцев назад

    You're the best!

  • @Shiftheads
    @Shiftheads 6 месяцев назад

    😂 Great Job man. Hilarious

  • @dnoodspodu1159
    @dnoodspodu1159 6 месяцев назад

    Kudos

  • @qazmlp741369
    @qazmlp741369 6 месяцев назад

    I was actually informed recently that student/professor relationships are legal as long as they sign a contract. I have a friend that works with professors and was told about this by one of the professors he worked with.

    • @GlassHalfFullNeverEmpty
      @GlassHalfFullNeverEmpty 6 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @dan226343
      @dan226343 3 месяца назад +2

      I'm pretty sure priests and choir boys have the same kind of deal.
      I think the pope signs the contract instead though? At least that's what the priest said.

    • @qazmlp741369
      @qazmlp741369 2 месяца назад

      @@dan226343 You can make jokes about it, but it's a legit NDA that they have to sign. The only difference with the catholic church and this is that fact that it's between consenting adults. I guess you thought of high-school or just predating children in general, wherever you imagination takes you I guess.

    • @dan226343
      @dan226343 2 месяца назад

      ​@@qazmlp741369
      Not sure what offended you but an NDA doesn't make it OK. (morally at least)
      If you got everyone screwing their teachers for an A in judging designs(?) we end up where we are today

    • @qazmlp741369
      @qazmlp741369 2 месяца назад

      @@dan226343 That's the point of the contract, it's not just a regular NDA. Responsibility still falls to the teacher about their grading regardless of what you see as sexual favors. They aren't going to risk their license letting faulty students through, you learn or you don't advance because you can't. And the offense came from you talking like this isn't a real thing, comparing it to the molestations of the catholic church.

  • @sandy120
    @sandy120 6 месяцев назад

    why would you choose a photo that makes you look like the baby from eraserhead for the thumbnail?

  • @Wearldsproake
    @Wearldsproake 6 месяцев назад

    Even if the raps would be terrible (they aren't), you'd deserve a statue for your knack for clickbaity titles. Well done Chris.

  • @vikinginspace4881
    @vikinginspace4881 6 месяцев назад

    Why os the actress Kate Dickie in the thumbnail?

  • @HH-zq6pb
    @HH-zq6pb 6 месяцев назад

    amazing mf!

  • @mrsiddy
    @mrsiddy 6 месяцев назад

    dude

  • @Mypenleaks
    @Mypenleaks 6 месяцев назад

    v funny

  • @Mr_Heller
    @Mr_Heller 6 месяцев назад

    .

  • @NecroxProduction
    @NecroxProduction 6 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine what a shitstorm it would be if they were straight...

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah. Double standard is a thing. Saying this as a s exual assault medical forensic examiner who provides medical care to LG BTQ+ people. Harassment or unsafe power dynamics against a gay person is still harassment or unsafe power dynamics! People are so afraid of offending gay people we're now putting gay youth at risk.
      Not saying that's the case in this relationship necessarily, but the audience reaction vs what the reaction would be for a straight couple is pretty telling, and that attitude definitely puts gay youth at risk.
      And gay or straight, it's still unfair to other students.

    • @dan226343
      @dan226343 3 месяца назад

      @@becominghero9754 You are looking too much into the gay thing, I think people don't care because they are male and we ain't usually the victims.
      If it was a female teacher and a male student people would just be high fiving him but I wouldn't say that puts male youth at risk.
      Male teacher and female yeah I'd instantly think groomer.

  • @skipdee
    @skipdee 6 месяцев назад +1

    The sound is such a bummer... cause this rap slaaapped.