This audience have the most RIDICULOUS jobs… | Chris Turner
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- Опубликовано: 19 мар 2024
- Pepper Spray Marketer? Yeti Engineer? What’s wrong with these people?! Freestlye rapper Chris Turner roasts them in a hilarious improvised rap!
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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Omg how many people are 'in finance!?'
They're the worse!, just right after idf soldiers
google says 6.21 million people in the u.s. by march 2021
I am in Finance and have never been pepper sprayed 🤣
....yet
@@philtanics1082 true true
I really like Chris’s relaxed laid back approach to audience solicitation. It makes his freestyle even more effective.
That's a missed marketing opportunity.
Finally more or less decent beats! I love your look straight into the camera! And your crowd work is just as good as the rap!
i've watched a lot of your stuff and this one was top 5. mad skills
It’s great to see Chris’s transformation over the years. His comedy is always gold, and now his freestyle consistency has gone to the next level. You can see he’s way more able to get into a flow state than he did several years back, and he’s starting to make his rap tone of voice way more consistent. In several videos you’ll notice how he starts off strong with cadence and then slowly reverts back to his natural voice. But this one lasted throughout. Nice job good sir!
it’s hilarious how many people work in finance but America is in more debt then ever.
They're probably all dept collectors
And yet has the worlds largest GDP (by country) and largest share of the world's GDP
Actually, that's exactly the reason and this is by design. People don't work in finance to make you wealthy.
It was finance types on Wall Street that went all in with giving mortgages to people they knew couldn't afford them in the 2000's leading to the 2008 Great Recession. But even if competent, I don't think they can change the spending habits of USA politicians.
Well the finance guys‘ money has to come from somewhere…
A true entertainer with informative content. Thank you Chris.
Woah! So smooth!
Loving the occasional fast rap, at first it looked like that might have been too much of a challenge but then you killed it as always!
Yay new one
Maybe a bit of a rough start, but you brought it home.
Chris you rock! When are you coming back for a tour on the Netherlands!?! To bad you had to cancel your trip because of C-19.
Hope to see you soon
Always surprises me why you're not awarded the worlds greatest rapper yet.
pepper spray marketer that never mentions the brand
Her marketing skills can be called bland
While Yeti will now most likely rake in 10 thousand grand
while the pepper spray marketer will see in her wallet nothing but few grains of sand
I would have said "Chris Turner instead of comedian" to keep it matched up.
I have heard Brits say Hoovering (from Hoover vacuum cleaners) instead of vacuuming. But that was decades ago.
We still say hoovering. Pretty universal here still (despite lots of other brands being better known these days)
I miss the suggestions because they often fot way more interesting
Why's the audio feeble? Is it only for me?
That's what i said. it ruined the whole thing and the beat started too early. Then at one point it sounded like it ended and started again.
The rapid fire rhythm, the allusions, the loose associations, the callbacks, this right here is some of your best stuff. On the other hand, you've relapsed into your bad habit of cutting off the applause at the vinegar strokes again. SMH, please stop that. But I do love that dark green, purple and navy getup. Clearly the missus has started choosing your clothes and hats off to her, she really got it done.
First one here 😂
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Beat so bad
When it came to the freestyle the sound was shit. Too low. Rap felt too fast. Just being honest.
Far better than I could ever do but not great by your standards.
Lookin a bit TOO cute. >;) #edging
Genius.