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Freestyle Rapper challenged to rap about PUTIN
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- Опубликовано: 8 мар 2022
- A lively crowd demand a freestyle rap about Putin's short man syndrome, and rapper Chris Turner serves up jaw-droppingly hilarious bars, along with other incredibly challenging suggestions.
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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Beat: 'Short Life' by @dextah (wrong beat is listed in video, whoops!)
#freestylerap #ukraine #putin #hot97 #rap #macmiller #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath #waynebrady #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse
Hey friends. The situation in Ukraine is horrific. If you can spare a couple of dollars, please consider donating to charities working on the ground over there, such as World Central Kitchen. There's a link to the right of the video. Ad revenue from this video will be donated to WCK. Thanks for being a nice bunch. Chris.
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Watch Patrick Lancaster channel, open your eyes and see the truth on the ground not the edited MSM bullshit.
@@IcyGeez1337 I support that opinion.
Don't try to jump hype train Chris, you are good boy, especially if you're not well informed about it.
@@IcyGeez1337 "They're not civilians when they're given RPGs and fight alongside the military."
russia isn't just attacking THOSE civilians, they're bombing the shit out of apartment blocks and housing.
"because this is EXACTLY what they wanted'
you can tell that by how thy worked for WEEKS to stop putin from invading in the first place.
seriously, what the fck is wrong with you?
"This is a result of years of provocations by NATO and the US"
listen to yourself.
you're saying that putin decided to invade a country that wasn't part of NATO, wasn't gonna be a part of NATO for YEARS if EVER, because he was upset at NATO?
what the FCK is WRONG with you?
@@TheMrBenaz He's not my leader buddy LOL. I'm not Russian. My point is that the Ukranian politicians are influenced by the US and NATO, and through them, the US and NATO can easily provoke Russia, as they have. Any war is shit, and innocent people die, along with soldiers, who are also people after all.
But let me ask you this. What about the US and NATO killing thousands of innocent people all over the world over the years? What about Ukraine's "non-official" forces killing Russians for years? There's plenty of proof of the kind of horrors they've committed (things like torturing, burning people alive, cutting them in pieces and so on).
It's quite clear from your comment you know NOTHING about politics, bad governments, or war, nor have you lived in a country with a shitty government, nor have you had bombs raining on your head when you were 5 years old.
This might be one of your best in my opinion. Those "let me explain why that joke was good" bars had some attitude in them. Love it!
Truth
Swrs...this was littttt😂😂😂
Was thinking the same thing. Great stuff.
check the one that came out today. the twisted audience one.
Stars aligned on this one. Great audience, great suggestions, great beat, and Chris was absolutely on fire.
That moment when you're too smart for your audience and you need to explain all your references... but you still keep the flow
It is astonishing. I was like, wait did he just bring up Howard Carter?
He explains it in his raps. He is a genius.
He’s cleverer than his audience at all gigs I’d say. A very gifted man. Love it 🫡
The Egyptian bars were fire man! "Thin at the top and wide at the base" literally made me spit my drink out...
"You'd like to know more about it.....backstage?" 😂🤔
This is still my favourite one. There is no one like Chris Turner. I love Harry Mack but you won’t hear Harry Mack make a reference to Howard Carter. Chris is on some different, middle class, privately educated, white, and British shit. Dropping the Oxford comma for my boy. Peace.
"It's very sad, lets not bring it up in a comedy show" what a great way to deal with an uncomfterable situation
This one was beyond anything I could ever expect. The casual explanations in the middle of it while staying in rhyme was amazing, let alone the transition from one topic to the next and the intellect behind it all. I haven't laughed this hard in a minute😂
I am always impressed with the breadth of your knowledge on the most random of topics.
I mean, I know trivia nights are popular at British pubs and all, but your recollection of minutia and jargon is insane!
He does have a good array of knowledge but I think he said he isn’t always accurate with the facts he just uses confidence to sell it like he’s accurate and make it rhyme
@@somemysteriousguy7114 Well, he usually admits up front the stuff he knows nothing about and asks follow up questions to try and get a little more insight. Regardless, my brain knows lots of random tidbits of useless info on plenty of topics, but he has me completely obliterated, combined with the fact he can do so on the spot, in rhythm and rhyming. It’s just really impressive.
@@Nekophiliac right exactly, he’s really talented
This was an awesome freestyle - just come here from listening to Harry Mack. Chris and Harry are geniuses with their knowledge, access to random info and rhymes. & both bring a smile to your face!
@@somemysteriousguy7114 Like White and Red Nile (it's Blue) but still ... I remember him rapping about Ian Anderson when Jethro Tull (the machine) was the suggestion. He's born in the 90s ffs.
The flow of this rap, the beat used, the suggestions from the crowd = the best rap from you Chris. And I have been following you since covid-19 wasn't even a thing
The suddenly louder, exasperated tone as you talked about hat production was hilarious. As though the only reason you were there that night was to inform the masses on hats
Have been following you for over 2 years, purchased an utterly amazing personalised freestyle rap for my daughter. However this has to be your BEST RAP EVER. So many subtle references and jokes within that rap. This is on a different level just amazing.
Absolutely the best you've done in recent memory. Keeeeep killing it Chris.
This is definitely the best one and Ive seen like 50 your freestyles. Still getting better and better. Huge respect
Holy shit, I got here so early. This was amazing. This is probably one of your best. And these crowd's suggestions were, by and large, pretty fire, to match your bars. And the beat was fire too. It just all came together.
I read this as a rap 😂
Seriously, that audience was ready for him... the rest of the show must've been fantastic.
@@deathybrs my husband and I were there (he's the tall guy in the hat in the front row) and this whole show was absolutely awesome!
The one he did before this using objects from the crowd as prompts was really incredible!
You could have ended it with: Oh shit, I guess I can rap too.
One of your best Chris! The Egyptian pick up lines were flowing, and man can you talk about a British condom top hat for a long time!!
The hat/condom pun and the details of hat manufacture knocked me out of my chair, well done 10/10
Hilarious man! ONE SECOND ONE SECOND 🤣🤣
The part in the freestyle about the dog and the crack got me good 🤣
You could say it cracked you up?
@@honooryu5374 niceee
Shoutout to the crowd. Some of the best suggestions I've ever seen.
My word Chis, this freestyle was beautifully delivered and funny as hell. You are at the point where you can rap through any situation smoothly. This may have been your best and nastiest performance ever.
Best one by far. Had to rewind multiple times to wrap my head around those lines
100% one of the best so far! left me speechless!
Damn if only he could end the war with words and a drop of the mic.. Another outstanding rap from Chris...The Legend.
His knowledge base is so extensive it's amazing.
Awesome ... probably your best ... even brought my home town Stockport into it ha ha ... the mad hatters!
Holy fuck bro I cannot believe how goddamn clever you are!
Cadence - spot on
Segues - silky
Knowledge conveyed - high; delightfully obscure
Polite mansplaining - impeccably managed
Overall - 10/10
God, to think what would happen if his 'mansplaining' wasn't impeccably managed. We'd have to cancel him wouldnt we? Couldnt ignore our overinflated, narcissistic, need to assess whether or not fucking comedy passes our high ethical standards. I mean, if he didnt have a dick between his legs it would be no problem, but since he does he must manage it impeccably. Im so glad you approve Courtney.
@@CLANK... *I'm
@@interestedbystander196 equally predictable reply 🤣
@@CLANK... Not quite as predictable (or should I say inevitable?) as the error...
@@interestedbystander196 the ad hominem fallacy of correcting grammar is incidentally a sign of narcissism 👍
Amazing chris, the transitions, and humour was sublime. Genius
Flow, bro! Best one I've seen. The "ancient Eqyptian pick-up lines" suggestion has to go into the top drawer along with things like 9th Century crop rotation...
I would argue this is your best so far 😎
Just discovered his channel today. Amazing work. So impressive and funny. I couldn’t even remember the things the audience was shouting out let alone fucking make a rap out of it. Well done lad.
Chris, you are a fookin' legend. I was around when rap really took off in the 80's and have always said it was spelt with a silent "C". You are what it should be about. Bringing intelligence into the game.
Yeah, I don't like most rap, but I've been watching his videos for 2 weeks now blown away often.. so brilliant
W...The Mic Drop at the End was NEEDED!
These suggestioms have gotten so sophisticated! The word is getting out about his talented act.
I have to agree, been listening for awhile and this is definitely top 3 in my opinion. Chris got skills.
Thanks Chris for all you do,
That Was Insane!
Your cadence and flow are off the charts. Spittin' fire while dropping deep cut puns!!!
Wow! I had to use google a lot for this rap, a full blown history lesson.. Just awesome, you nailed it !!
I've watched like 30+ of these, and this is possibly the best one!
Totally warranted mike drop. Brilliant.
The Egyptian section was definitely top 3 for you. Hit after hit, you smashed it
This is the best one yet!
"This Song Never gets old. NO matter how much I listen, I never get bored.".
This one is one of your best. The flow and the beat were excellent!
That rap right there was fkn genius..!! An that ‘brim’ pun wtf ..!? 😂👏👏👏👏
Man that was amazing, so smooth once again
INCREDIBLE! Hard to speak, with my jaw on the floor and my brain and ears, craving for more, how is this done, how can a man rhyme so many words and make them fun, the knowledge is strong with this one, and there is no stopping him once begone, he keeps the flow of subjects seamless spun, and the rap just goes on and on for long.
I love that you can rap your comment
@@JW-qd3ol Thank you for noticing :)
Sheeeeesh
Nice flow 😂 like Nile river
Top notch. One of your best by far
This just builds and builds. GREAT!
I can't say I've ever seen anyone do this and be this funny at the same time.
Wow, the suggestions was amazing and your rap was even more awesome than normal 🤩🤩🤩
oh my word. This is friggin HILARIOUS. Great suggestions and even better delivery.
One of your best yet Chris! Love your work
Freestyling is imoressive enough, but uncluding explanations to your puns is awesone!
Be honest, does adding thosw few extra lines make it easier to plan for next verse, like a stalling technique, or is it harder and you're just being a flash bugger? Lol
Absolute LEGEND status, Chris!!!
Certain beats you really excel. Which brings out your true brilliance.
I feel cleverer and educated after listen to your raps.
Hope to see you in UK live.
When are you back?
how he does it >> as he's asking questions about their topic, his mind is already sorting out
associated words and possible rhymes so he has a starting point. no other explanation
THIS WAS SO FUNNY and insanely clever, I love this one. Best one ☝️
Absolute fire rap. Definitely one of your best
Absolutely brilliant, one of the best so far, no doubt about that. Outstanding!
That was so good, thank you!
By far the best rap so far , so talented
You're so insanely talented, it's ridiculous
I've seen a lot of Chris's raps, this is the best of the lot!
To the brim! 😂😂
This guy deserve more acknowledgement ! So talented 🫅
Wish you go to France sometimes
"My dick's weirdly shaped, like a pyramyd
She's like "what?" - I'm trynna keep a straight face
I'm like: "It's thin at the top but it's wide at the base"
I damn spit my drink out and had to pause to laugh my ass off, how Chris didn't lose it there is beyond me hahahah
What a fire rap, great job as always!
wooowwwww!!!!! absolutely stunning man ! i cant believe you pulled that off with true facts really your a genius so cool that you apply all that knowledge in such a funny way your great bravo and i agree this is the best one ever
I can say for a fact; he's getting better everyday!
Fuck man. You are getting better and better. That was absolutely incredible.
Great beats, great lyrics. This was awesome. Best freestyle in a while
I've watched so may of these raps and I often say this one's the best, but this one is the best!
so far the best of this year! well done!!
This is one of your best ones yet
Yeah this was legendary. Especially explaining Milener
The amount of skill.... You're Amazing dude!
Dam dude this one's possibly your best yet I reckon 🤩
This rap was the absolute killer of killers Chris. You're such a charming British badass - but on top of that you just annihilate your audience with twisted intertextual historical facts all while transitioning so effortlessly between obscure subjects. Big fan - keep having fun and can't wait to come see you maybe in Denmark somewhere at some point. Thanks!
Awesome Chris. A tremendous skill to be able to put these disparate topics together in rhyme all in one hit piece. Bravo! 👍🏾
This is probably the best that I seen from you. Oh my god pure fucking fire
Superb. Maybe the best yet!
LOL "It's a British penis, so it wears a top hat" ... agree, this has been the best one of yours I've seen so far. Love your work!
This fella is on another level to us plebs!! Just how the fuck does he do it to point it all makes sense and keeps to flow?? Then add in the extra details or explainations! I think he is always the smartest person in the room!
My dream come true. Two years ago i asked Chris to rap about Putin Huilo during his stream, now it happen. Hallo from Ukraine
Are you still ok my friend? Either in Ukraine or Poland or somewhere elsewhere?
Absolutely one of the best ever! (:
one of your best man, so clever!
I'm sure he has some preplanned rhymes but damn he must think quick !
So many references....... and they flying over my head.
They wouldn't fly over had you worn a top hat.
Another brilliant performance my friend!! Your smooth transitions are genius, the fact that you can rap better than today's mainstream rappers man, it would be great for you to do a rap battle with a rapper lol
"Condom with a top hat" lmao😂
THIS ONE IS THE BEST 🔥
Pfffff that must be the best one I've ever heard from you!
On fire tonight. This has to be top five in my opinion. Just amazing.
Amazing rap !! The egyption bars were insane
This if far to entertaining to be limited to bar gigs!
He should go on Britain's Got Talent or one of the other talent shows. He could easily get a 1 hour show in Vegas or the UK equivalent. LOL Doing 5+ freestyle bits or 1 freestyle bit, 30-40 minutes of rapping with 15+ suggestions.
🤣🤣 this was absolute 🔥 🔥 the flow.. the lyrics.. best one by far . I need to see this guy in UK.. 👊👍
That was fire, as always!
My damn jaw is on the floor. Every time
He's Back with the flames!
Phenomenally good. Foxy would have been the best character on Breaking Bad.
Crossed the border from Arizona to New Mexico.
When you asked what breed was the dog I really hoped she would say a "Lab(rador)" called Meth
A labradoodle.
Methheads often like to draw things on paper when high. Go figure.