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- Опубликовано: 18 фев 2020
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Taking any suggestions the audience can throw at him, British Comedian and Rapper, Chris Turner absolutely ERADICATES an insane off the dome dope freestyle rap about:
🔥 STANCHION 🔥
🔥 URINAL CAKES 🔥
🔥 BICYCLE PUMP 🔥
🔥 STAR WARS PLANET 🔥
🔥 RAPUNZEL WITH AN AFRO 🔥
🔥 THE ETHICS OF INFANT MALE CIRCUMCISION 🔥
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Recorded at The Aberdeen, Perth as part of the 'Chris Turner: Rap God' tour.
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For fans of: #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse #freestylerap #macmiller #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath #waynebrady
the ald-er-wrong pun was priceless
"It existed but now it's gone, like the foreskin, they blew it up with the Deathstar. " [chuckling at my desk]
[replying to your comment] yeah that was pretty genius xD [hitting the reply button]
He definitely knows his Star Wars
I was in a meeting, and a burst of laughter came out!.
Classic
Facts if he spit something like this at a Comic Con or something there'd be Star Wars fans jumping up so high they'd hit the ceiling
Nice touch on the Star Wars scrolling lyrics. New level of nerdage.
That was nothing short of epic. The flow and cadence let alone the improv... How is this even possible!? F$#king Bravo!!
Jake Bracey 😊
I'm convinced he's mastered the art of time travel.
Yes it's shear brilliance, he is proof of time travel.
Theory: this is all set up by the fbi and they are all actors. If people believe the world is flat I think this is a plausible theory....
Definitely one of Chris's best. Every time I watch one of these videos, I'm shocked. Each video is a testament to the immense potential of the human brain.
Take this line for example: I go to a different one [planet] for Al-der wrong reasons. I go here, get it? That's an alderaan pun. It existed, now it's gone, like the foreskin, they blew it up with the Death Star, in the third one.
Just consider how many high quality thoughts Chris had to have had in the span of seconds to come up with that. First, he thinks of a multi-sylable pun/rhyme: Alderaan and All-the-wrong. Those kinds of rhymes are exciting even when you're listening to a non-improvised rap that's been rehearsed and perfected. Then he realizes that the pun may have gone over ppl's heads, so he has to slow down and explain the pun, which he follows up with two rhymes for the word pun (gone and one), during which he makes 3 more star wars comments (the fact that alderaan no longer exists, the death star being destroyed, and that it happened in Return of the Jedi) as well as a reference to the previous audience suggestion of male circumcision.
This channel is one of the most amazing things I've discovered on the Internet. Each rap is such a beautiful work of art. Thank you for sharing your work, Chris!
(I wonder what Chris's brain would look like on an fMRI while he was rapping. I'm sure there are linguistic neuroscientists that would find that very interesting.)
You are the type of fan I would love to have, you analyze every detail the artist places there on purpose for you to scrutinize & appreciate.
Niron Sukumar only just saw this - thanks Niron :)
Why am I reading this like how Chris raps? Da*n.
@@everythinglife2334 Love this stuff!!
Every week when I click on the video I am like "He cant beat the last one, it was already insane"... And every week I am wrong
I feel that moving forward all raps should be done while wearing a fanny pack
Mike Davies Chris would call it a bumbag
I can only promise this level of 💧 when I’m on tour
@@ChrisPJTurner one for a show, silver suited fanny pack wearing rapper! :)
In the UK a fanny pack is called a "Flesh Light" :)
A bum bag
A freestyle rapper wearing a fanny pack is something I never knew I really wanted to see
Tomstar124 I’m British so we call it a bum bag
@@ChrisPJTurner Ah, the good old bum bag with complimentary shell suite.
Only a secure guy can wear a fanny pack
You got your unwished wish fulfilled
@@ChrisPJTurner Its weird that they are called "fanny packs" or "bum bags" when they are usually worn on the front. I suggest "dick sacks" or "pussy pouches" depending the gender of the wearer.
I can't take it anymore. Im exhausted from being amazed all the time. This one eclipsed my previous favorite! Fuckin well done Chris!
'Rapunzel with an afro', sounds like a standard current year Disney remake tbh.
Damn, ouch.👏👏
lwandile dube because fuck off that’s why. Disney Animation and Marvel may be owned by Disney but they’re still completely separate. You won’t see Marvel in Disney Animations
And in 2020 Snow White dwarfs will all have Down syndrome and be “handi capable’ and the fawning media will celeb-ify the cast of downie dwarfs for their “bravery” and “inspiration” and the little downies will all shit talk Trump in their Oscar acceptance speech and I’m so bloody sick of it already before it even happens.
Chris upgrade :
02/2020 : 6 suggestions
03/ 2020 : 7 suggestions
01/2050 : 25 suggestions + different dances each words
One of your best performances dude
I was about the say the same thing. This one was sick. If he reads this i want to say thank you!
This is to freestyle as magic is to science.
Rapunzel bit was GOLD. Especially the final tie in to "vertical pole".
my favorite part
Nice touch with the subtitles like in star wars 😎. Amazing as always!
I suspect Chris has the ability to stop time. Once he has all suggestions, he stops time for a few hours, plans out and rehearses the entire rap before resuming.
the only logical explanation
One day you should actually get all those suggestions, say thank you, and end the show.
Nico Botica hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Only a comedian with a huge vertical pole would do something like that...
How is Chris Turner not blown up yet, I've been watching him for a few months now and all of his videos straight freestyle and straight fire. We need to make him big!
This is the best one yet. How does this guy know more about a topic than the audience member that suggested it? The puns and the circular tie ins are amazing. That's next level if it was written, off-the-dome...absurd!
It's so great how you mix some of the previous topics into later parts of the rap. I've seen you do it in some of your other performances and I think you should try do that more regularly :)
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Come to Belgium please!
Hoping for a Birmingham or Worcestershire date.
Please come to Austria!!
I love how the editing on this video especially the Star Wars part!
Nice touch on the Star Wars script.
You are hype as fuck bro. You know how to include the crowd, you are smart as hell, funny, and an amazing lyricist. Thank you for this. And thank you for you handled the guy who pronounced the word differently. You fucking nailed that. You are an awesome dude man. I appreciate you and what you do.
Every time I watch these, I can't understand how a human brain can work this fast in this way. It's unreal.
Rarely comment on yt but i've been subscribed for a few months and imo this might be your best freestyle yet!
kyle bauer thank you! I was v proud of it, despite the low vid quality
I think this was the best one so far (and not just because I'm a huge Star Wars fan). The reprise was a work of pure genius.
One of you best raps! I liked the transitions especially. It would be cool if you could have subtitles for the whole rap because it shows extra how creative and impressive your lyrics are. I bought tickets to your London show too!
God damn Chris. That was a really good one. The entire Star Wars bit was awesome (even cooler that u wrote it out like the opening crawl). The Alderaan pun might have been the best part of it all. Also the urinal cake splashing in the kids face was probably my #2 fav line. You’re great man, hope I can come to a show someday
History is made every time Chris freestyles.
I think it's the cleanest one so far that You did. Masterpiece
Binged watched a bunch of these the other day... this is the best one yet 🔥🔥🔥
Wow. The way he tied things together at the end was epic.
Mr. Chris Turner, you are a true treasure. Thanks for the entertainment. You, sir, have amazing skills!
3:44 When he says 'we get much better' I thought to myself, he's going to say 'wetter' and he did. I could so do this stuff.
Your own free RUclips channel awaits... ;)
4:22 love the rhythm of this line
What a witty wordsmith.
Your mum seemed like quite the character! What a beautiful tribute ❤
Damn, I didn’t notice the are subtitles available on your videos, until Star Wars subs came up. I was struggling to follow your lyrics since English is not my native language. Thanks so much Chris. You’re killing it every time!
Thank you. Now it gets even better.
No worries! I don’t ever proofread them as I get them done by a company called Rev, so sometimes they’re not 100% accurate, but they’re close
@@ChrisPJTurner a lot closer than my ears 😂
I accidentally found one of your videos and now you've got me addicted to you...love your raps and how smart you are...
Brilliant. Spot on. Dude you are a legend, perhaps a little before your time. So I hope you keep it up through all the ups and downs, you’re something else entirely and these videos clearly bring your fans a lot of joy and laughter
This is like the guy who juggles three rubik's cubes and solving them at the same time
oh man this has to be one of the best ones, loved the star wars bit and the urinal cake was too funny, class
we search google for an answer, while google search Christ Turner for an answer.
Damn the flow in this one was amazing! Loved it, keep it up Chris you're awesome!
Thanks for visiting Perth. Managed to see 3 of your shows. 😆 Brilliant talent
DP23 thank you for coming!
This was in my top 3 favourites from Chris so far. Brilliant, original, incredible flow, loved how you jumped back and forth between the topics, and even remembered 6 suggestions!
HOT DAMN! This is one of his best freestyles for sure. The flow, content, humor and transitions were all amazing.
Literally my favourite out of all of your videos. I was stunned.
Repunzel with an Afro?? What a title definitely grabbed me in!!
I’ve watched a handful of these videos. This particular one is effin’ EPIC!
The Star Wars bit was next level.
wow, one of your best yet! slow beat with fast lyrics - love it.
Your best yet, in my humble uneducated-on-improvraps opinion
So this is what you listen to with your headphones on at the tables.. ;)
One word: amazing
i honestly don't know how hes does it, gotta say i'm a massive fan :D
This may be the first rapper I've seen rock a fanny pack
In the german rap culture its sadly waaaay to common
Have you never seen a british roadman
It contains all my secrets
Just gonna be that guy right now... Asap Rocky, Quavo, Future, 2chainz, Logic, Ski Mask, and even Kendrick Lamar have rocked a fanny pack.
@@SomethingSeemsOff ha ha. Thanks. I saw that one coming. U can be that guy it's all good in this hood
never ceases to impress
This editing just gets better and better. Yet somehow doesn't upstage the freestyle. Good job as always man!
This is your best one yet. I've seen a tonne but the beat and links were flawless.
Even that editing, the Star Wars text, very astounding! You should rap people’s comments as well, would be epic!
That was fucking mad Chris what the fuck. That Star Wars flow had me on the edge of my seat
WOWOOOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOW Every time i say "this is the best one, surely he cant top this one!" And then the next vid does exactly that.. fucking ridiculous i absolutely admire your talent Chris, unbelievable.
Ends on a call back. Class.
One of your best mate. Well done.
I couldn't tell you how much I have learned about the most random things strictly based off of these raps
watching harry mack videos lead me here.... half way through.. i'm going back..
Just sitting in zero mode, trying to process what just happened... Legendary level!) Being able to translate your own vision so flawlessly into verbal image, truly multi-dimension perception of reality)))))
Mixed them together seamlessly, but I have to ask what’s up with the outfit ?
It's called "getting more famous" the more famous ye get, the more ridiculous... or dope you dress.
This is his true form
This is from my tour show, so I thought I should put a bit of effort in to look funny as well as be funny
@@ChrisPJTurner Outfit was top notch, love it!
@@ChrisPJTurner You should try going on stage aĺl badass sometime hoodie up dark stage n smoke n stuff with a scarf round your face lol. I love what you do but it would be interesting to see how quickly you'd go viral 😁
The quality and cleverness of what he comes up with on the spot, I couldn't write if you gave me two years....
Wah the mentioned of shop selling afro products more expensive...you managed to make a valid socio economic argument in your rap...chapeau!
Really loved the ending!
Chris can we get two uploads a week instead of one I can’t get enough of your raps!🔥💯
Hopefully in future!
Way to bring it back around!
Aaaaaaaaaaand.....nailed it! Loved this one Chris!
Mind blown! Extremely entertaining. LOL I'm gonna go to a show soon if we aren't quarantined.
This is really high quality, man! The transitions are really what sets Chria apart from other freestyle rappers. I mean, I saw Snoop at Sway and I cringed when I compared his transitions to Chris'. He (Snoop) got flow, and lots of it, but you know most are pre-written. And that's cool too, don't get me wrong, it's just that Chris here is actually at the same level when you count that in.
Seen you live in edinbrugh a few years back in the fringe, AAA batteries not Included, I was one the suggestions. Was absolutely brillant. I see Afro gets mentioned a lot as that was my request as well.
I barely if not near to never comment anything on YT but wow, I'm blown away! I saw a video of you on Facebook (you were rapping in suit in a college or so) a few weeks ago and looked for more content and found your channel. I LOVE IT! I'm always sitting there with my mouth open because I can't believe how you can be so good! Love your videos, all the best and hopefully one day, I can attend a show from you :-)
Just outfit.....
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Nothing else
Just that outfit
Good vid lol
Minxter17 ahah this video is too good you couldn’t resist a compliment
Gotta dress up for the big shows
The outfit was epic. Could have been an extra in Star Wars with that clobber! And keep the bum bag, definitely!
I've listened to almost of your raps and this might be the best one yet. Absolute fire.
That last line made me spit water on my laptop... you're a different species man! that was unbelievable .
*The Thumbnail Was All I Needed, and i dont regret anything.*
This was your best yet. I am in awe👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I have been bingeing all of your stuff since I found you last night at 2 in the morning
Absolutely murdered that beat 🔥🔥🔥 I love that how you transitioned through all the topics in this one and incorporated some of the suggestions again
Best Chris Turner rap so far.
I wonder HOW educated he is? Meaning, I know he said he’s privately taught, but does/did he spend every waking hour studying various topics, lessons, algorithms, etc?
I’m just so shocked by how much a single person can know. Actually motivating to study everything I possibly can
University of Oxford for 3 years, earning a BA in archaeology and anthropology from 2008-2011. But, as I tried to put him into a classification of any sort... I told his father, if I had to describe him in 3 words, he would be a Vivacious Autodidactic Polymath. Look it up, I think its rather suitable to describe him. He is obviously self-taught, I doubt he ever goes one day without learning 100 new things. The privately educated proclamation, is likely a mix between his years at one of the most prestigious private colleges in the world, and him seeking out new knowledge any chance he gets.
Joseph, i concur, every time I listen to any of his work, I'm inspired to study, and master, any skill or topic that he mentions. Incredible inspiration who will never be out-matched!
He's just more intelligent than you. How did Shakespeare get so smart, did be read a lot? No, lol.
@@ultimaetsolder did “He” read a lot. If you’re gonna be a douche, learn to spell first :) thanks
@@Stayoffhereable typo on phone, moron. B and H are atop each other. But of course your peanut sized brain would focus on that instead of thinking this guy reads a lot. Lol
@@ultimaetsolder oh yeah, my bad, 12 year old keyboard warrior 😂 I don’t expect you to be older than 12 due to your dumb name. Is that your Xbox gamer tag your parents bought you?
How are you getting better?? It’s crazy!! The stars wars bit was insane!!!
Stunning, clever and priceless ! Bravo !
You have got to be the smartest comedian out there! Dude!
One of the best yet, so much cleverness in this one that I needed to listen to it a couple of times to catch everything.
Just awesome Chris.
Dude! this is freaky, I couldn't ever not to love this set!!
In my opinion you're an uber talented guy. Standing ovation here, greetings from Argentina.
I believe this truly is his final form, happy for you chris, keep doing you booboo
This guy has a very high IQ. Nice to see him apply it creatively.
amazing as always
Just, outstanding
This is great, I get a smile on my face whenever i watch one of these videos.
An instant verbal frigging genius machine. I am pretty good in this art but that is just insanely creative and confident mastery.
It’s brilliant, the random suggestions, stuff if u had time you probably couldn’t make up, well done Chris 👍