NO CROWD Can Stump this British Freestyler | Chris Turner

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • Comedian Chris Turner takes five random suggestions, including the Jewish Tunnels and 'Cats: the Musical,' and miraculously weaves them into a brand new rap, leaving this New York crowd cheering.
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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    🔥 GIRL CAN'T READ HARRY POTTER 🔥
    🔥 PINOCCHIO ON TINDER 🔥
    🔥 'CATS: THE MUSICAL' 🔥
    🔥 JEWISH TUNNELS 🔥
    🔥 TEXAN TACOS 🔥
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Комментарии • 77

  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  8 месяцев назад +12

    If you know how to read this... come see me live! www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

    • @shanedevane
      @shanedevane 7 месяцев назад +1

      side note - seems like you were mentioned in a Jordan Peterson video - ruclips.net/video/laSK7Pxh0_8/видео.html (maybe this is common knowledge??) do you have that video on your channel? the Jordan Peterson one, that would be funny.

  • @andershall6774
    @andershall6774 8 месяцев назад +80

    Love how he laughs at his own joke before he says it, because his brain's already two steps in front.

    • @LeanAndMean44
      @LeanAndMean44 7 месяцев назад

      That’s standard for the brain. It’s the reason you can walk, talk, and why tongue twisters are difficult. You have to make another sound in the next word but make it in the word before, too early. He’s perfected it and with rap, but it would be hilarious to go about your day if the brain wasn’t planning anything beforehand.

  • @bagpussmacfarlan9008
    @bagpussmacfarlan9008 8 месяцев назад +103

    Pinocchio and Tinder was only going to go in one direction 😂

    • @alimfuzzy
      @alimfuzzy 8 месяцев назад

      I thought he was going to rub his wood on tinder and make a fire 😂

    • @OverkillSD
      @OverkillSD 8 месяцев назад +17

      This guy nose what's up.

    • @jonathanwinfield6000
      @jonathanwinfield6000 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@OverkillSD “Nose” I see what you did there! 😂

    • @bagpussmacfarlan9008
      @bagpussmacfarlan9008 7 месяцев назад

      @@briondalion someone will ruin it

  • @AEUDKIPLD
    @AEUDKIPLD 8 месяцев назад +57

    You'd think with time one would get used to his talent, but my god this was brilliant

  • @Ben_D.
    @Ben_D. 8 месяцев назад +32

    Probably the best one Ive heard him do. Nailed the hell out of that.

    • @jeffb9983
      @jeffb9983 8 месяцев назад +1

      Just about every one is better than the previous, he's crazy!

    • @andrewbyrnes6389
      @andrewbyrnes6389 5 месяцев назад +1

      The part about the Mexicans in Texas was fire

  • @basilguts1786
    @basilguts1786 8 месяцев назад +11

    I’ve been saying this for years,this guy is so clever and talented. How on earth can his brain think this fast? If I had 24 hours I still couldn’t come up with any content. 👍 🇬🇧

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 8 месяцев назад +32

    This one might be your best work so far. And this time you included the entire crowd reaction right up to the bit where the host comes back on the stage. No more stopping at the vinegar strokes, but a most explosive release of spaff. What a tremendous relief.

  • @iantassinari4942
    @iantassinari4942 8 месяцев назад +12

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to grand slam the final bar of a freestyle rap. That one went hard, Chris. It’s just gets better every time.

  • @LTdrumma
    @LTdrumma 7 месяцев назад +5

    "Jesus Christ depravity, I cant bellieve the cats, oh, yes is macavity. " love it

  • @iceposeidonsarmthing889
    @iceposeidonsarmthing889 7 месяцев назад +5

    I’d love to see more of the audiences reaction after the rap. I’ll never get back that first time realising you are a wizard with words but I could watch so many other people have that first time.
    If I didn’t have RUclips premium I’d even watch an ad to see it.

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel 8 месяцев назад +3

    Unbelievable! Any co-starring comedians must feel hopelessly inadequate following that.

  • @sarahsloot2290
    @sarahsloot2290 5 месяцев назад +1

    Erudite…great word! Love the word, but I don’t use it in crowds. Helluva word to rap! Great as always!

  • @Ollies_Garage
    @Ollies_Garage 8 месяцев назад +6

    Love that you're laughing at the end of the rap 😂
    Ace as always Chris!

  • @PhatChin
    @PhatChin 8 месяцев назад +2

    Holy shit this one was so fire 🔥

  • @xLaVey
    @xLaVey 8 месяцев назад +3

    Everytime fire

  • @alixvandurand
    @alixvandurand Месяц назад

    I thought for sure with that Pinnochio Tinder matter he was gonna drop a line in there about facesitting much to my chagrin. But that was probably the best one I've seen.

  • @versluyssander
    @versluyssander 8 месяцев назад +1

    Why don't you have millions of subscribers!! I've been following you couple of years now, I don't get it. You're genius.

  • @Vigilantius
    @Vigilantius 7 месяцев назад

    The illiterate Harry Potter bit is unbelievably good.
    "win this war" as in the war against illiteracy is so clever. However, rhyming "Stephen Fry" with "Erudite British guy" is my favorite line.
    Thank you so much for uploading these!

  • @nottsguy5715
    @nottsguy5715 8 месяцев назад +5

    Love this guy!

  • @TigerGreene
    @TigerGreene 8 месяцев назад +1

    Tremendous! 2024 is the year Chris surpasses 1M subs, I can sense it. Come on guys, let's make it happen!

  • @zsofiordog2962
    @zsofiordog2962 8 месяцев назад +1

    That reading section was hilarious XD

  • @joed-9940
    @joed-9940 5 месяцев назад

    This dude is awsome😂

  • @jonathanwills8961
    @jonathanwills8961 8 месяцев назад

    This is the best he’s done 🎉

  • @vikinginspace4881
    @vikinginspace4881 7 месяцев назад

    That was incredible! 😂

  • @CrazyLikeChris
    @CrazyLikeChris 8 месяцев назад +1

    Amazing any rap Chris does with Pinocchio is goated for some reason

  • @kristinn79
    @kristinn79 8 месяцев назад +1

    Speechless.

  • @devilcry2k5
    @devilcry2k5 8 месяцев назад +2

    one of the best so far!!

  • @crazykittenvideos855
    @crazykittenvideos855 Месяц назад

    Awesome, one of the very best!

  • @Drew791
    @Drew791 7 месяцев назад

    Stop making me fill up my playlists with your videos! I haven’t laughed like that in a while, thanks for that! ❤

  • @johnadams1976
    @johnadams1976 8 месяцев назад +2

    That was fantastic!!! Well done and cheers for sharing!!

  • @valval347
    @valval347 7 месяцев назад

    Where have they been hiding this dude?! 😂❤ dope.

  • @dnoodspodu1159
    @dnoodspodu1159 8 месяцев назад +1

    Kudos for the wooden ending

  • @lennymccartney1
    @lennymccartney1 8 месяцев назад

    the joins were seamless....brilliant!

  • @stevengross4113
    @stevengross4113 6 месяцев назад

    amazing

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 7 месяцев назад

    Hahahahaha: Damn Chris you go HARD, NASTY and FUNNY as hell!

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman 8 месяцев назад

    One of the best I’ve seen - that was phenomenal!

  • @mattmatthew2187
    @mattmatthew2187 8 месяцев назад +1

    By far the best, again

  • @GeordieBoy700
    @GeordieBoy700 8 месяцев назад

    One of your best.

  • @HerthanerJapan
    @HerthanerJapan 7 месяцев назад

    Its crazy how I am amazed by these vids every week. The combination of freestyle and comedy talent is so unique !!! Any shows planned in Tokyo?

  • @OverkillSD
    @OverkillSD 8 месяцев назад +1

    Your work is always good, but this was definitely top notch. I wish you were performing anywhere near San Diego :(
    We used to have a club called "The Comedy Palace" and I was going to try and sell you on performing there with "something something British guy something something The Monarchy something something palace"...but they closed in 2021 and now it's called Mic Drop.

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is in my top 10 easy!😊

  • @flanj1
    @flanj1 8 месяцев назад

    Aww I get real emotional when I read all the great comments (I was gonna say "dead" instead of "real") but you would have easily guessed where I was from) 😊😊

  • @blueapple9077
    @blueapple9077 8 месяцев назад

    Best one in a while, mate!

  • @blazimus69
    @blazimus69 8 месяцев назад

    Lol U had me in stitches my fav was the Al Pacino one until this

  • @bigjob7551
    @bigjob7551 8 месяцев назад

    When you heard pinnochio and tinder i know what you were thinking.😂

  • @bat__bat
    @bat__bat 8 месяцев назад

    Smoked that shit as usual 😂

  • @strawhatgunz
    @strawhatgunz 8 месяцев назад +11

    today i have decided that eminem is not the rap god. chris turner is!!

    • @megamoko7
      @megamoko7 8 месяцев назад +2

      My man's confused, but he's got the spirit

  • @michaelwisniewski6047
    @michaelwisniewski6047 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rapgod!

  • @mahoganyflagpole6877
    @mahoganyflagpole6877 8 месяцев назад

    I wanna see you and Harry Mack trade freestyles indefinitely

  • @vinylhoard
    @vinylhoard 7 месяцев назад

    hahah hes fun

  • @allanc_me763
    @allanc_me763 8 месяцев назад

    gaaadd damn!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @wordzfailmebro
    @wordzfailmebro 8 месяцев назад +1

    Always Toasted White Bread.🐨👍

  • @adamfabing8250
    @adamfabing8250 8 месяцев назад

    This dude knows so many things...how does he think Pastor is beef?

  • @JoelTGM
    @JoelTGM 8 месяцев назад

    🎉

  • @DewtehDew
    @DewtehDew 8 месяцев назад +2

    Some of the worst suggestions in forever, ugh. But Chris kills it as usual.

  • @stevemiller5057
    @stevemiller5057 3 месяца назад

    I wonder what his IQ is ? It must be in the genius bracket. He is amazing.

  • @ernestorodriguez791
    @ernestorodriguez791 8 месяцев назад

    👍🏾

  • @quackyduck2276
    @quackyduck2276 8 месяцев назад

    why isnt there a tripple like button

  • @Vincetagrammm
    @Vincetagrammm 8 месяцев назад +2

    It would be so fun to see you and hmack collab

    • @andershall6774
      @andershall6774 8 месяцев назад +3

      hmack is lame in comparison. All he does is say his own name.

    • @sephy980
      @sephy980 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@andershall6774i take it you havent seen harry mack in ages.

    • @PhatChin
      @PhatChin 8 месяцев назад

      Why do so many people mention Harry Mack? Intellectually, he's not even on the same playing field as Chris. Just drop it. They will never do a show together.

    • @Vincetagrammm
      @Vincetagrammm 8 месяцев назад

      @@PhatChinLol. You truly have no clue what you are talking about.

    • @Vincetagrammm
      @Vincetagrammm 8 месяцев назад

      @@andershall6774You’re clearly trolling

  • @Domms
    @Domms 3 месяца назад

    the North Carolina woman was hot, I hope she gave Chris her number xD

  • @TheEmbraceInitiative
    @TheEmbraceInitiative 20 дней назад

    I really don't understand how do you don't have more views. Like you offended someone who's blocking your content or something 😅

  • @Mr_Heller
    @Mr_Heller 8 месяцев назад

    .