White Rapper challenged to Freestyle about Racism

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024
  • On the last day of Black History Month, freestyle rapper Chris Turner was asked to rap about racism in America. The audience held their breath to see if he could pull it off, as well as throwing in a few more tricky topics...
    In this freestyle, Chris raps about the suggestions:
    🔥 CHANGING A TIRE 🔥
    🔥 SAFE PORNOGRAPHY USAGE 🔥
    🔥 A HISTORY OF AMERICAN RACISM 🔥
    🔥 GROWING UP IN A FUNERAL HOME 🔥
    🔥 GETTING CUT IN LINE BY A WHEELCHAIR 🔥
    🔥 WHO LOVES KANYE MORE THAN KANYE? 🔥
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper with 11 years of sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Festival under his belt. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
    Book a personalised freestyle rap at www.cameo.com/c...
    Sign up for Merch pre-sales at www.goodsirLA.com
    Follow Chris on Instagram at / christurnercomedy
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    Beat: ‘Night Thoughts’ by Sedivi: • [FREE FOR PROFIT] "Nig...
    Recorded at The Comedy and Magic Club, Hermosa Beach.
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    For fans of: #freestylerap #christurner #rap #harrymack #macmiller #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath #waynebrady #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse

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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +606

    Hi friends! You may have already donated money to support #BlackLivesMatter and related charitable causes - if not, or if you're in a position to give more, I recommend We The Protester's Campaign Zero. They're an organisation dedicated to police reform through data-driven policy solutions, and you can learn more and donate here: www.joincampaignzero.org/#vision - I'll be donating the ad revenue from this video to them, so as always, thank you for watching my silly raps.

    • @eziondmcofficially
      @eziondmcofficially 4 года назад +9

      I love it bruh Ur so brilliant so smart so smooth damn...ur one of the most greatest freestyler I've ever seen

    • @beatsbyguillermo8802
      @beatsbyguillermo8802 4 года назад +5

      Thanks for supporting the cause. Your flow is so effortless, how many years did it take you to get on this level?

    • @themoog924
      @themoog924 4 года назад +82

      BLM isn't about defending black people Chris, it's about attacking white people like you. Anyone white person who gives them money should be ashamed of themselves.

    • @inarko
      @inarko 4 года назад +55

      @@themoog924 Yeah, you are much smarter than us Chris, we all support equality. But please look into this, it's not a good cause.

    • @inarko
      @inarko 4 года назад +23

      Also, I think you will be hard pressed finding someone actually supporting what happened to George. We should still be against rioting and looting.

  • @GorditaSlim
    @GorditaSlim 4 года назад +870

    A freestyle rapping comedian, so it seems the youtube algorithm has figured out my weaknesses.

    • @ApplemaxxMusicMedia
      @ApplemaxxMusicMedia 3 года назад +4

      A dope guy aswell

    • @firinne
      @firinne 3 года назад +2

      I ain't sleeping on that name lol

    • @svenedelhauser5645
      @svenedelhauser5645 3 года назад

      yea its like that, bro haha

    • @SavageRoosterOnThaLooster
      @SavageRoosterOnThaLooster Год назад +4

      Never once cared that much for comedians or freestyle content on RUclips, but somehow the RUclips algorithm thought I needed it. I’m happy it did.

    • @andytraill
      @andytraill Год назад +2

      We're all victims here.

  • @TheMrmoc7
    @TheMrmoc7 4 года назад +2659

    This must be what if feels like to have 200 IQ.

    • @strbourne
      @strbourne 4 года назад +86

      What happens if you use 100% of your brain?

    • @codemy666
      @codemy666 4 года назад +139

      This is what it feels like to chew 5 gum

    • @FutureDocCroc
      @FutureDocCroc 4 года назад +13

      AceCustomz 😂

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +329

      You are too kind, goodsir.

    • @aliasoma
      @aliasoma 4 года назад +10

      @@strbourne You mean you aren't using 100% of yours?

  • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
    @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад +760

    "It isn't homework when you're home and you jerk" - Chris Turner
    I love that line.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +76

      I LOVE IT TOO

    • @scottgarber8046
      @scottgarber8046 4 года назад +42

      droppin life lessons in his bars with this one. my gpa woulda been soooo much better if i heard this years ago

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +36

      😂

    • @sammy45654565
      @sammy45654565 4 года назад +3

      if u really loved it you'd listen propleh

    • @seanraines5871
      @seanraines5871 Год назад

      @@scottgarber8046 lol

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 4 года назад +824

    Um can we just talk about the fact that the break in the beat at 9:38 is when Chris stops to ask for the topic and he resumes rapping at the same time the beat kicks back 👌

    • @melonusk6120
      @melonusk6120 4 года назад +20

      the DJ hold it for him ?

    • @laith8758
      @laith8758 4 года назад +43

      @@melonusk6120 it's either that or he got the timing perfect, idk honestly

    • @Fleetato
      @Fleetato 4 года назад +18

      the track started playing again there was no DJ holding it just someone queueing the song so the fact that he heard it replay and took that amount of time to ask about the topic what amazing

    • @jayess8714
      @jayess8714 4 года назад +7

      @@melonusk6120 haha don't think there's a live DJ in a comedy club

    • @prolarious275
      @prolarious275 4 года назад +3

      Why does it feel like this comment has a good flow for rapping😅

  • @EddieGeeTV
    @EddieGeeTV 4 года назад +790

    PS: pornography being a HARD problem was a brilliant pun 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +66

      THANK YOU. Also @jimmi that's old school Chris knowledge

    • @rockwild737
      @rockwild737 4 года назад

      Eh.

    • @jeffmcleod6042
      @jeffmcleod6042 4 года назад +2

      @@ChrisPJTurner Oh shit - you're that guy?
      [runs and checks]
      Holy Crap! You are that guy! I just saw your clip again on my Facebook feed. Awesome - so glad you are still going!

    • @SnowbordrWRX
      @SnowbordrWRX 3 года назад +2

      I'm thinking how to not get a paper cut while flipping the pages.... but then who reads magazines these days, with the free stuff on the internet, no one pays

  • @SiNFPVGUAM
    @SiNFPVGUAM 4 года назад +628

    Racism and Sex... Sounds like a typical track...

  • @tomcarrow
    @tomcarrow 4 года назад +301

    I'm a narcotics education teacher and I'd like you to rap about the safe use of crack.

    • @drewfrench5271
      @drewfrench5271 4 года назад +15

      Lmaooooo bruh you got me good in the first half😂

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +136

      Before her suggestion, I hadn't even thought about contemporary sex ed focusing on porn, but it makes so much sense. My all boy's school sex ed was just 'here's how you put a condom on a banana, but don't worry, no ones going to have sex with you because you're all NERDS'

    • @vjuOG
      @vjuOG 4 года назад +5

      @skOsH bro never do it

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +22

      an older and wiser friend of mine described to me the experience, which sounded wild, and then said exactly what you said - only do it once, because it's never as good again. (I have no intention to, I should add)

    • @xxsir_slackxx9091
      @xxsir_slackxx9091 4 года назад

      @@GMak81 i mean you can make jokes if youre good enough but if anything these jokes here are mediocre

  • @Fixdeman
    @Fixdeman 4 года назад +218

    that flow you got in the 2nd part was crazy.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +19

      Thanks Erik! I was pretty pleased with that bit

    • @Funkytrip73
      @Funkytrip73 4 года назад +10

      @@ChrisPJTurner I was about to post the same. Out of all the vids I 've seen on your channel, that changing the tire part must have been one of your best flows! Makes more than up for Kanye West part where I had the feeling your were 'searching' a bit if you feel what I mean :-P

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +16

      yeah, I'm not a fan of the kanye part either, i think it's because I was preoccupied with trying to remember what the next suggestion was, rather than just going with the flow

    • @bagpussmacfarlan9008
      @bagpussmacfarlan9008 4 года назад +4

      @@ChrisPJTurner Seriously, the whole thing is genius...there's nothing not to be a fan of!

  • @thomasthespankengine3111
    @thomasthespankengine3111 4 года назад +928

    Eminems been real quiet since this guy rolled along...

    • @aaroncookerly5766
      @aaroncookerly5766 4 года назад +63

      Lol eminem would put this guy in a body bag if they battled.

    • @dialup5583
      @dialup5583 4 года назад +26

      @@aaroncookerly5766 idk man. I think he would have Eminem on the back foot in total uninspired ego stroking territory. Like the guy with nothing left so he starts rapping about guns lol

    • @aaroncookerly5766
      @aaroncookerly5766 4 года назад +17

      @@dialup5583 I really hope you're kidding.

    • @internetexplorer5286
      @internetexplorer5286 4 года назад +27

      It’s so obvious that they are the same person

    • @alvarosanmartin296
      @alvarosanmartin296 4 года назад +9

      The adventutes of moon man and slim?

  • @zenogos4200
    @zenogos4200 4 года назад +387

    Have you considered America's Got Talent? That would be hilarious if you were on it.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +387

      they've asked me for the last two seasons. not my cup of tea

    • @zodinpuiaralte8118
      @zodinpuiaralte8118 4 года назад +21

      nice like your style

    • @UAGoWSuplexer
      @UAGoWSuplexer 4 года назад +6

      @@ChrisPJTurner you should try it atleast one bigger

    • @nomirodin
      @nomirodin 4 года назад +11

      @@ChrisPJTurner you missing out on a nice cup

    • @new_ale
      @new_ale 4 года назад +27

      @@ChrisPJTurner i agree, you'd get recognition but lose style points for a lot of fans. btw you blow my mind every video; general knowledge is unmatched

  • @TbagCentral
    @TbagCentral 3 года назад +40

    "If we can drop the beat good sir" is one of the best quotes I've heard

  • @gutz323
    @gutz323 3 года назад +23

    This guy seems to be fairly big in the states doing the circuits. He should come back home, he could be a massive star on the comedy gameshow circuit, especially shows like QI. He is highly intelligent, skillful and funny, it is strange how he is not that well known in the UK.

  • @IncompleteTheory
    @IncompleteTheory 4 года назад +62

    As a non-native speaker I probably don't get even a third of the whit in those raps but I sure enough enjoy them massively. As well as the collection of suggestions, which are super hilarious too: even though I don't know any of the people in the room it often feels like I'm part of the show for a moment. Brilliant job and big thanks for uploading!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +19

      Thanks! That's lovely to hear. If you don't already, make sure you use the subtitles on each video - I know they don't explain the references but I hope they prove useful for deciphering my occasionally opaque british accent.

    • @samurai2emporor
      @samurai2emporor 4 года назад +6

      As a non-native speaker? Sure could'a fooled me. Brilliant use of language, bravo.

    • @ArschTeurer
      @ArschTeurer 4 года назад +3

      I'm a non-native speaker as well and I really enjoy those, everytime I learn new (British) English vocabulary like "attire" or "morgue". You won't hear some of these too often in a usual conversation :D

  • @finlaynorton-lindsay7587
    @finlaynorton-lindsay7587 4 года назад +52

    “If you could drop the beat good sir” is probably my favourite thing

    • @oneeco
      @oneeco 4 года назад +6

      "Hello good sir! May I ask you 'Drop the beat' as the young fellows these days say? Many thanks in advance my good sir."

  • @x1stval
    @x1stval 4 года назад +107

    Imagine a wheelchair guy cutting past his line and he just starts to rap at him

    • @annabortion3702
      @annabortion3702 4 года назад +1

      I’d do what ur profile pic is doing lmao

    • @ArschTeurer
      @ArschTeurer 4 года назад +1

      @@annabortion3702 becoming a meme lord?

  • @joshuaread1563
    @joshuaread1563 Год назад +2

    What I love most about this is first how he’s bringing rap to people of all stripes to enjoy who may have a negative opinion of rap culture without really knowing anything about it. Second I think it highlights to people who say “it’s not music because they don’t even play instruments” that there is a ton of skill involved for those who do it well and at the end of the day it’s all art. Great job Chris, so many kids have your dream and you are showing them it’s possible in a totally unique way.

  • @gymnastoman1
    @gymnastoman1 4 года назад +248

    Chris: “Changing a tire, or changing attire?”
    Me: “Bud, this is America, no one refers to clothes as “attire” here”

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +39

      What do they call them? Cool duds?

    • @gymnastoman1
      @gymnastoman1 4 года назад +28

      Chris Turner “spiffy threads” if I’m not mistaken😄

    • @elucidate_sound
      @elucidate_sound 4 года назад +2

      @@JoshuaaMS apparently gymnastoman1 does

    • @westonkenyonmusic
      @westonkenyonmusic 4 года назад +5

      @@gymnastoman1 I've never heard "spiffy threads" in my life until now. More like "garments" or just "clothes."

    • @uaintrecognizemehoe8128
      @uaintrecognizemehoe8128 4 года назад +3

      @@ChrisPJTurner lol American slang for clothes right now is "drip" for example "oh Jeremy has drip today"

  • @NimW
    @NimW 4 года назад +420

    Love how you worked "changing attire" in but forgot the "changing a tire" suggestion

    • @tlee656
      @tlee656 4 года назад +7

      Must not have caught the end of the video. He did get to it, right before the sex ed teacher.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +105

      I think my brain was like, 'well I've said all the things they suggested, so that's me done'. Also, glad you caught the changing attire pun.

    • @tlee656
      @tlee656 4 года назад +1

      @Memesupreme 10:15

    • @hccnathaniel
      @hccnathaniel 4 года назад +38

      Even raps his replies - amazing!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +25

      I had not noticed that, good spot!

  • @iqmikyt1360
    @iqmikyt1360 4 года назад +167

    Me looking for a vid before I eat: .....
    Chris turner: uploads a vid
    Me: I love the timing

    • @MrBlues113
      @MrBlues113 4 года назад +5

      The algorithm works in mysterious ways

    • @OrnateOwl
      @OrnateOwl 4 года назад +3

      Watching and eating during this video. Cummy!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +13

      I too like 10-15 min videos that you can watch while enjoying lunch

  • @pabloalves438
    @pabloalves438 4 года назад +22

    Chris, your calm state of emotions during your free style rap is worth appreciation, once majority of free style rappers show signs of nervousness.
    Great job comrade!✌

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +4

      Thanks Pablo! Gotta stay calm to keep that flow state :)

  • @MagiFeesh
    @MagiFeesh 4 года назад +143

    By the time you probably formed a few ideas on what to say Ive already forgotten the first suggestion ^^'

    • @beatsbyguillermo8802
      @beatsbyguillermo8802 4 года назад +9

      lots of practice and at some point it will be more or less automatic. He's said it himself, the more you actively think about what you're about to say, the less likely youll succeed.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +24

      🤪 All I'm thinking about when I get the suggestions is trying to remember them, the rap doesn't come until the beat drops - @Guillermo is right about not actively thinking.

    • @MagiFeesh
      @MagiFeesh 4 года назад +8

      @@ChrisPJTurner if its mandatory not not actively think I should be the greatest rapper of all thyme :D

    • @tychodancer
      @tychodancer 4 года назад +3

      Bro he really flexin on us now. he said not only does he remember but he doesn't even think about it. he just goes off lol.

    • @ApplemaxxMusicMedia
      @ApplemaxxMusicMedia 3 года назад

      Hmmmm I forgot

  • @funkknob
    @funkknob 4 года назад +71

    Oh Chris, why did you keep this one from us for so long...!

    • @Jay_Sullivan
      @Jay_Sullivan 4 года назад +2

      He’s taking advantage of the George Floyd situation, while seemingly suggesting that Republicans are immoral. I love irony!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +39

      Good question! I rarely post the ones from this room of the club, as the sound is bad, the picture isn't great, and it takes a lot more work to edit to make it listenable. As the lockdown has meant I'm not able to do shows for the foreseeable future, I've been looking back through my archive of recordings, and this one seemed to be 🔥 enough to bypass the sound concerns. @Jay is a tad off the mark - I had this video lined up to post regardless of the protests, and wondered whether I should post it or not. In the end, I decided it was a relevant way to use my platform to raise some money and encourage donations to a very worthy cause.

  • @richparker3815
    @richparker3815 4 года назад +75

    Chris, this is sick, and genius; the smoothness of your riff and your voice have a flow on this rap that I don't think I've ever heard you achieve before; such a creative element, mixed with the best of self-deprecating British humour, satire, historical accuracy and respectful comedy-handling of a truly loaded suggestion. I didn't think you could get any better, but you continue to prove me wrong, and I'm so happy for that; what a credit to the comedy circuit you are sir. I was gutted to miss out seeing you live in Copenhagen, after the concerts had to be cancelled, but seeing this somehow secures me in the knowledge that when I do get to witness this truly amazing talent that you have sculpted, and continue to refine, the wait will be more than worthwhile, and you will be better and more erudite than ever. Thank you so much for enriching the scene, and crafting a niche for yourself which is truly unique, and always a positive joy to behold. Much love and respect from an ex-pat English teacher living in southern Sweden.

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +8

      Thanks Rich, this is such a nice, thoughtful comment! I really appreciate it. RE Copenhagen - I've not been told they've been cancelled, and last time I spoke to the promoters they still expected them to go ahead with modifications! If they don't happen this Sept, I would expect them to be rearranged, and I'll be there!

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 4 года назад

      @@ChrisPJTurner I just found you tonight.... at 9 pm... its now midnight
      and the time flew. I'll be back at it tomorrow til I see them all. sharing with
      everyone I know. this rap was a minefield and you danced right across it.
      I am officially impressed. uncanny. never saw anything like it. Please keep
      going.

  • @paulnone9984
    @paulnone9984 2 года назад +3

    Love the raps as usual. You're quite amazing at it and have watched many videos. One thing to mention about the racism bit, a lot of people seem to have this ignorance that America is somehow racist when it's literally the least racist country in the world. America was the one to abolish slavery in America and there is literally still slavery in Africa of blacks owning blacks, but the media loves to keep "racism" on life support by talking about things or making things up that actually aren't even an issue. Just remember, there are always those who are in power that want us divided and arguing amongst ourselves.

  • @patricklloyd1797
    @patricklloyd1797 4 года назад +6

    Can we just talk about the fact that Chris takes the time out of his day to respond to so many comments in a way I don't know of any RUclipsr of even 1/10th the size does. You make great videos, and your community engagement is amazing.

  • @ashleys6498
    @ashleys6498 4 года назад +36

    I think this is one of your best!! And that beat works really well with your style of rap

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +2

      Thanks Ashley! Glad you think so :)

  • @nickisuhl
    @nickisuhl 4 года назад +17

    Nice to see the first use of that beat.
    Holy cow, I cracked up over that turn on the wheelchair part. You did good to make it worse. I feel bad for laughing though. xD

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +4

      Thanks Nicki! I think I was at a point where I had to push it so far into absurdity to show it was tongue in cheek

    • @nickisuhl
      @nickisuhl 4 года назад +1

      @@ChrisPJTurner Definitely, I think it was the best you could do. Well done!

  • @knoopi74
    @knoopi74 4 года назад +39

    Damn when i see this guy i feel like im using only 0,001 percent of my brain.

    • @rumblinstillkid2023
      @rumblinstillkid2023 4 года назад +1

      Definitely if that's how you use decimal points

    • @mitzekatze8315
      @mitzekatze8315 3 года назад

      @@rumblinstillkid2023 In my country it's correct

  • @finalxgohan1
    @finalxgohan1 3 года назад +16

    His rapping skill is insanely cool, and his jokes are funny as hell. He can probably start his own show and music label all at the same time. Amazing human being! Thank you for bringing laughter into my life.

  • @ManssuJR
    @ManssuJR 4 года назад +12

    Awesome show again! I was so hyped when saw youre coming to Helsinki (Finland) but then Corona and so.. Hope Ill see you live some day

    • @iqmikyt1360
      @iqmikyt1360 4 года назад +2

      He goes live on Saturday 1pm PST

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +1

      Still waiting on final confirmation on those shows! They'll be rearranged if they can't happen this sept :)

  • @stormy5377
    @stormy5377 4 года назад +5

    I’m just thinking, "you never see this anywhere else" except after you post it to RUclips lol.

  • @MohammedAli-fh2ed
    @MohammedAli-fh2ed 4 года назад +13

    "To talk about the ladies would not be fair in your eyes " *GODDAMN*

  • @WheelzOH
    @WheelzOH 4 года назад +4

    😂😂😂 that wheelchair comment though (i’m in a chair and hell yeah if we cut in don’t let us 😂)

  • @MrLynksys1000
    @MrLynksys1000 4 года назад +2

    i got an RTJ music video as an ad before this video. 2 great raps for the price of one. Also, those Kanye references were spot on.

  • @bobboy5508
    @bobboy5508 3 года назад +7

    Greatest ending line ever. “It would not be fair IN you’re eyes. This as the best for me. Loved it.

  • @H3iMda11_G0d
    @H3iMda11_G0d 4 года назад +5

    Epic mate!!! Can't wait to see one of your shows!

  • @boogieman1414
    @boogieman1414 2 года назад +5

    Amazing work!! I’ve been laughing my ass off all day enjoying your talent. You’ve gained another sub, so please keep bringing the excellence!

  • @EddieGeeTV
    @EddieGeeTV 4 года назад +12

    Never disappoints bro 🤣😂💥 both the comedic start up and the raps are always clean haha keep it up, much love from Mexico

  • @hawk8898
    @hawk8898 3 года назад +14

    This guy must always have the right thing to say in every situation

  • @isaacstevens1912
    @isaacstevens1912 4 года назад +6

    Wowwww, the flow on the "changing a tire" section was sick! Some of the fastest lines I've heard from you yet! You just keep getting better, good sir

  • @robbswain
    @robbswain 3 года назад +4

    the wheelchair part made me spit out my coffee... the coffee was really hot but the rap was straight fire. fucking dying laughing here.

  • @thunderstrike6993
    @thunderstrike6993 3 года назад +2

    "If we could drop the beat, good sir" 5:42 honestly expected more of this XD

  • @jamespeacock8019
    @jamespeacock8019 2 года назад +3

    I was lucky enough to catch Chris at a local comedy night in Wilmslow in 2010 (maybe 2011) and knew straight away that he was going to be massive. His rap was sensational and his puns just as good. Personal favourite - the one about XXX Roman plays. Turned out it was just 30 Roman plays.

  • @ferccini
    @ferccini 4 года назад +8

    THIS GUY IS A LEGEND. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE HIS ABILITY. CRAAAZZY

  • @ry_man
    @ry_man 4 года назад +4

    if you think you can do this, you cant. it takes skill, guts and confidents. respect to you my fellow brit. your stage presence and control is something only time and errors can create

  • @jayhaines8922
    @jayhaines8922 2 года назад +1

    The irony of a British man condemning the history of American racism is hilarious

  • @glittalogik
    @glittalogik 4 года назад +3

    Man the audio quality on this one is a tragedy but I'm so glad you posted it, easily one of your best! Straight fire from first bar to last 🔥

    • @XEinstein
      @XEinstein 4 года назад +1

      Get a decent set of headphones tgen: the audio quality was pretty good from my cans

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад

      The sound quality from this room of the club is always dodgy, I spend a bunch of time editing to make it acceptable and it's still pretty awful - there's a ground hum that just persists, and it's hard to cut out without ruining my vocals. It's the reason I rarely post vids from this room, they have to be real fire for me to bother, so I'm glad you thought that!

  • @aannurag
    @aannurag 4 года назад +3

    This was the second video I saw after "One liner comedian" in 2013. Gaddemn brother, that's some mad skill.

  • @fortunetkmajawala5840
    @fortunetkmajawala5840 4 года назад +4

    Hats off for this guy ,some of the rappers cannot even write lines that you spit freely

  • @boneheadbill9976
    @boneheadbill9976 4 года назад +1

    The look at you back of the queue line had me dying. I actually busted out laughing slapping the table 😂😂

  • @TomaszStachewicz
    @TomaszStachewicz 4 года назад +17

    the one about people cutting in line left me in tears 😂

  • @joemagicstr8zzz
    @joemagicstr8zzz Год назад +1

    I had to pause the video to come here. I APPLAUD his admittance of not knowing enough about racism to rap about it - in his own rap. Super awesome! So talented!

  • @FThomist
    @FThomist 4 года назад +6

    Absolutely awesome. One of your best yet!

  • @ChillinWithBrody
    @ChillinWithBrody 4 года назад +6

    Chris Turner VS Harry Mack Rap Battle. Must make it happen

  • @alltaken0
    @alltaken0 4 года назад +29

    Have a go fund me to go against Eminem?

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +30

      🤪 hello i am raising money to get trashed on an international stage

    • @rhymas4334
      @rhymas4334 4 года назад +3

      Facts 😆😆

    • @55AW55
      @55AW55 4 года назад +3

      He’s good but c’mon, he’s no Eminem

    • @niclee1863
      @niclee1863 4 года назад

      His knees aren’t weak..

  • @jchzzeemp594
    @jchzzeemp594 3 года назад +1

    Super nailed this one. Blasting the wheel chair kid was perfect comedy

  • @kirsnotcurse
    @kirsnotcurse 3 года назад +4

    Sir, you should be in Hamilton 😭✋🏼

  • @matthewlawrence6750
    @matthewlawrence6750 Год назад +1

    I never use this phrase as an American, but "you are simply brilliant mate."

  • @TheMediaMakerYT
    @TheMediaMakerYT 4 года назад +4

    This was impressive.
    The wheelchair part was freaking hilarious lol

  • @arcadiagreen150
    @arcadiagreen150 4 года назад +1

    Nobody seems to know that black folks chose February for black history month. Imagine having a month ABOUT your history, but not even know about the history of the month.

  • @qualitycontenteveryday6288
    @qualitycontenteveryday6288 4 года назад +5

    “It’s not homework when you’re home and you jerk” Bars

  • @YGnoRMSter
    @YGnoRMSter 4 года назад +9

    once more absolutely insane work, man. you mastered that stuff for real. keep on rocking, chris! greets from germany

  • @aarontighe553
    @aarontighe553 3 года назад +2

    LMFAO holy crap I'm in a wheelchair and I was crying that was so funny

  • @jeztickles4361
    @jeztickles4361 3 года назад +4

    We wanna see Chris Turner vs Harry Mack

  • @hightreegarden
    @hightreegarden 3 года назад

    the fucking wait your turn!! got me hahaa.

  • @jessechase6768
    @jessechase6768 3 года назад +5

    Chris, you're a genius. Not many people can do what you do.

  • @catherineleavy2286
    @catherineleavy2286 4 года назад +1

    Thank you 🙏🏻 finally!!!! I’ve been being held down for 4 months they tossed me away I love you all we need to use protection every life matters and our health care and vaccines are tainted and rude! I love ❤️ thank you 🙏🏻

  • @cyanide7270
    @cyanide7270 3 года назад +3

    Wanna talk about racism? If you were to call a black person "black boy" you would be called out REAL quick as racist. So why is "white boy" not treated as such? Works both ways.

  • @CraftyChicken91
    @CraftyChicken91 4 года назад +1

    The part with the wheelchair was actually raw as fuck.
    Real visual.

  • @christiang-berg8490
    @christiang-berg8490 4 года назад +5

    My spontaneous reaction is to say that this is my favourite - but at the same time I realize that almost every one is my favourite ;D

  • @curbyourshi1056
    @curbyourshi1056 Год назад

    No "uh, yeah, um, yeh yeah yeah, um uh" whatsoever, straight in and no irrelevant words for rhyming purposes. Would love to see him in a battle.

  • @pineapples4106
    @pineapples4106 4 года назад +6

    Attire changing joke went right on over their heads

  • @AliXioN96
    @AliXioN96 3 года назад +2

    That joke about black history month getting an extra day was amazing XD. I think they didn't get it.

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream 4 года назад +17

    Ive said this numerous times.... chris is a genius

    • @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff
      @SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад +1

      And you were correct every time. Go you!

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +4

      Thank you! Shall print this comment out and send it to my mum.

  • @illypziz...6800
    @illypziz...6800 4 года назад +1

    I have avoided/evaded his work for a good while...not NECESSARILY on purpose, but low-key this dude is on point. . .
    As an American, I am always fascinated with the way English build the syllables. He's nerdy no doubt and he is clever and has respectable bars...
    Like this fsho

  • @morbidmarz3710
    @morbidmarz3710 4 года назад +4

    Him: "this is an on the spot performance, no one will ever see this again"
    Me: *months later on youtube* 👁️👄👁️

  • @alexarnold6253
    @alexarnold6253 2 года назад +1

    Keep ballin out man. Keep that swag goin.

  • @mahirazim3027
    @mahirazim3027 4 года назад +5

    Hi I would really love to see subtitles in these freestyles

  • @grottenolm8514
    @grottenolm8514 3 года назад +2

    Chris, I thank the RUclips Gods for discovering you. Love your art. You are another kind of artist. I love your genuine kindness und pay tribute to you unbelievable width of knowledge. I am a German and dig german HipHop. I rarely seen anyone pulling this speed and precise use of language. Keep up your fantastic work.

  • @stickersamurai2272
    @stickersamurai2272 4 года назад +6

    The day I re-realized hip hop is not just mainly about rhyming and punchlines. it’s about growing up poor, oppressed, and turning to nothing to but the open arms of the culture, real talk

  • @JUNIMAN1994
    @JUNIMAN1994 4 года назад +2

    The fact that he forgot and had to ask for one suggestions makes me think he might actually be human after all

  • @davidyates9313
    @davidyates9313 4 года назад +3

    just as a weird turn of events, i was raised in a funeral home as well lol

  • @Bennn2013
    @Bennn2013 4 года назад

    And there it is. The FIRST time I have ever seen you forget a topic. Damn...what a streak from these youtube vids! Great content, love it all

    • @ChrisPJTurner
      @ChrisPJTurner  4 года назад +2

      😝 it usually only happens when I've had a beer (what a surprise!) - I also go through streaks where I'm more forgetful, it's odd. Glad you enjoy my work!

  • @Manusmusic
    @Manusmusic 4 года назад +8

    That was so good! Solid shit

  • @roadtothevictoryguy5929
    @roadtothevictoryguy5929 4 года назад

    Not even one video went with a lack of a like.
    Your rap keeps a day with a positive vibe.
    Your knowledge of history and overall topics is insane,
    I should watch another video because it really entertains! 🤙🍻👍

  • @7770robi
    @7770robi 4 года назад +4

    Chris!!!! Be careful, because you are on 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @stillmattwest
    @stillmattwest 6 месяцев назад

    How is it that every video I see from this guy is better than the last one? Genius. He’s a f**king genius.

  • @vriza6943
    @vriza6943 4 года назад +10

    He said "😎"

  • @robertwood9572
    @robertwood9572 3 года назад

    “If you could drop the beat good sir” 🤣🤣

  • @SteveJoneshorror
    @SteveJoneshorror 4 года назад +10

    the 'attire' line at the start deserved more

  • @TheEthNick
    @TheEthNick Год назад

    I haven't even heard the rap yet, but he deserves a like for dealing with the crowd like he has.

  • @bobbyamos2098
    @bobbyamos2098 4 года назад +2

    Do you understand how hard this is to do! This talent is equivalent to making it in sports on a professional level. Not many can do it.

  • @noirberries
    @noirberries Год назад

    his rapping voice is deeper than his speaking voice, its like he suddenly changes into a diff person. again, i m amazed that he is rhyming without any cussing.

  • @patrykstachowicz
    @patrykstachowicz 4 года назад +5

    Amazing, and the last pun . . . good old days, ay Chris :D Cheers mate . . . and you can't spell Donald without the D, cause he is one :D Cheers

  • @DarkMarc009
    @DarkMarc009 4 года назад

    This Kid Is Better Than 99.9% of The Main Stream Rappers Right Now..... They Somehow All Sound The Same, Then When You Try To Focus On What They Are Actually Saying, You Hear It Again And Are Like wtf? They Don't Say Anything That Makes Any Kind of Sense Outside A Bar or Two..... Chris Turner Much Respect!

  • @Glaz024
    @Glaz024 3 года назад +3

    Me sitting here like wish she was my teacher
    Iam addicted

  • @RaveKev
    @RaveKev 4 года назад

    OMG! That was soooo good!
    You are the first youtuber i check each day for new uploads..

  • @siegfred4868
    @siegfred4868 4 года назад +3

    this is what it's like to be a English Major, but with Ph.D.

  • @Avtarion
    @Avtarion 3 года назад

    I always wondered how you wopuld manage a situation in which you forget a suggestion, man that was really great!!!