Do you actually think out the lines or keywords in your head? Or does it just flow out of you as you see it in your head in real time? Im guessing based on the lack of time available, you speak as you see it in your head.. it’s just that brilliant that you can still have double meanings and play on words..
@@brianevans4 I agree, no disrespect to Chris and his freestyle raps, but there's some really good underground poutine raps out there, you just have to know where to look.
@@manunited3188 this was not at all a derogatory comment. I think Chris is one the most genius person alive alive. seriously, the way he freestyle Rap blows me everytime. I just find the third person reference amusing so I wrote it. Pls don't get me wrong
Give this guy an hour and he'll do a hit, give him a week you'll have an album, a couple of years and he'll be crazy famous! Keep on the rap Chris I love it! PS: you could consider doing some live video that needs donations to suggest a topic. With a good setup and editing, it could also make nice content for RUclips! Cheers
I've listened to this about 8 times now and still can't get enough. "Ex-" is a prefix, but suffix is close enough. And the lyrics are still more thoughtful and clever than most songs that took weeks to write. You're a magical powerhouse of intelligent freestyle candy. And I live to eat it up.
I've watched so so so many of your videos and each time I watch one it's as entertaining as it was the first time I watched you. You just don't stale. I love it.
I honestly can't get over how you do these they're ace. I've literally spent hours listening to all the videos they're amazing. Looking forward to seeing you at the Frog & Bucket in Manchester mid September!
@@barnabykent6698 Unfortunately not. It was rearranged due to Covid and then they cancelled the rearranged date so it didn’t happen and they refunded. Shame
I've only been following you for about six months. But in that time I've watched every video you've uploaded. The quality of the video. Audio. And most importantly your insane raps has been improving so fucking much it's insane. Your a god! I cant wait to see where you'll be at in 6 months
@Chris Turner Your flows are getting better & better with time......"Keep exploring the space. :)" Its great to see your confidence develop as well. Thanks for sharing your gift & art w/ us all, its a pleasure! You have already achieved your dream, bravo!
Every video, *every fucking video*! has me both cracking up, and in awe of your ability! Its very fucking confusing, but i eat that shit up; A talent i didn't know id love as much as i do, keep it up my man. There isnt anybody else like you
Thank you for the mandalorian references and correcting a common misconception - yeah i know it's much easier to say baby yoda, but some people might be confused. Not really criticsm - I'm just bored and looking for something to write about btw. great rap, it's always a pleasure to listen to you
Amazing, watched all your videos mate, you can tell your flow has improved but even the first ones, with james dyson, bukkake and the climate change ones are actually insane, i legit watch them everyday. That beat by MF doom is sick also you should use it again sometimes!
How can one write the kudos to some1 who is Lyrically Monster? So, God bless you and your family, and audience, and the people all over the wold - you are truly astonishing!
That ending though, tight. So that shit eating grin at the beginning was because you already knew how you were going to end the rap? If so, fuckin hilarious.
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Chris Turner chris the goat, keep doing ya thang bro and you should come to mexico and slay it 👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I love and hate this rap at the same time. 🙂🙃
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Do you actually think out the lines or keywords in your head? Or does it just flow out of you as you see it in your head in real time?
Im guessing based on the lack of time available, you speak as you see it in your head.. it’s just that brilliant that you can still have double meanings and play on words..
BRIGHTON SHOWS ***hints, subtly***
"And she would eat it up with suprise, Canadian supplies, get the gravy and the fries"
The flow is absolutely insane!!
Thoip Thoipian this is my fav line in the rap!
Totally. I'd hoot hearing it in a composed, written rap, but hearing it in such a freestyle, on the contrary, leaves me speechless...
Triplets are crazy hard. Now suggest it at his show.
7:16
@@ChrisPJTurner what is a Thoip Thoipian, when I google it, I get Top Ethiopian!
Still waiting for the "Drop the beat good sir" t-shirts!
"Drop the merch good sir!"
I will get on this
@@ChrisPJTurner On it, artists unite!
Chris Turner do it Chris, you’re fucking brilliant.
Let's get this shizzle going for rizzle.
Those two old guys at the back are having a good time.
Playush old people love pills
Chris Turner 🤣🤣🤣
L.O.L. Thanks. I was lost on that last for a moment. That was really sharp.
Honestly how I feel when I hear a Chris Turner freestyle lol
Had to go back to see it. Lol.
Easily one of the top 5 poutine-related freestyle raps I've heard this year
I'll concede its in the top 20, but top 5, idk. Thats a stretch
@@brianevans4 I agree, no disrespect to Chris and his freestyle raps, but there's some really good underground poutine raps out there, you just have to know where to look.
This is no standard poutine
Lmao
😂
As always just awesome. Not bad for a middle class privately educated white British guy :)
Yeah :)
(Insert crowd laughter)
“I adore these... little dogs, we call them Corgies.. THATS NOT WHAT WE ASKED YOU SENILE QUEEN”
That had me rolling I had to pause the video 😂😂😂
Thank you!
the editing on this one is by far the best....a mix of audience reaction and rap...👏👏
SJ Plays glad you like it! 😊
Chris Turner: A man, who always makes third person reference in every title of his video
Draxper “Indian boy murders the educational system” Hypocrisy at its finest... stfu. Chris murders each freestyle so he can title it however he wants
Chris does indeed do this!
@@manunited3188 this was not at all a derogatory comment.
I think Chris is one the most genius person alive alive. seriously, the way he freestyle Rap blows me everytime. I just find the third person reference amusing so I wrote it.
Pls don't get me wrong
@@ChrisPJTurner yup😂
Draxper my bad then, I interpreted it differently. I’m just a negative Nancy I guess lol
Chris is actually insanely good! Get that man on Sway
Give this guy an hour and he'll do a hit, give him a week you'll have an album, a couple of years and he'll be crazy famous! Keep on the rap Chris I love it!
PS: you could consider doing some live video that needs donations to suggest a topic. With a good setup and editing, it could also make nice content for RUclips! Cheers
maxime pilon then he could buy his own island
i would tip a lot!
Give him a hammer, and you’ll have a room full of dead children
I cant even begin to comprehend how quickly all those cogs are turning in his head to spit out such fantastic wordsmithing.
@Baby Yoda Up In This Mofo He's not going to fuck you. Harry Mack probably doesn't understand half of these subjects
Flew in from Brisbane, Australia for this one... was there.
My ears are burning from all that flowing fire coming out of your mouth.
nice spit dude.
dannyfresh thank you danny
The Sussexes and suffixes line was under-rated and brilliant
Technically it's a prefix but yeah that worked too. :D
I agree so CLEVER!!!
I've listened to this about 8 times now and still can't get enough. "Ex-" is a prefix, but suffix is close enough. And the lyrics are still more thoughtful and clever than most songs that took weeks to write. You're a magical powerhouse of intelligent freestyle candy. And I live to eat it up.
Damn... Killed it. Sounded like you were showing off a little in this one lol. This is one of my favorites now.
Mr Treichel haha 😂
@@ChrisPJTurner GOD SAVE RHE QUEEN, when you said it in the beginning i fell tf out! Get on sway fam!
You are awesome. I really like the fact that you gently decline suggestions but still putting them in when nobody expected them!
"Canadian supplies, get the gravy and the fries" Impressive how this guy spits 5 rhyming syllables off the top of his head
Chris you’re an absolute freestyle god. “Canadian supplies, get the gravy and the fries” You need to get on SWAY for more exposure.
7:00 to 7:18 is just next level
the people 'dancing' at 6:37 clearly dont know what they're doing
Best bit of the rapppppp
The have some Poutine transition gave me chills. I was expecting a "moving on!"
Trying to get rid of those clunking transitions as much as I can!
@@casroppe9676 one of them obviously thinks he is swimming.
Get this man on Sway in the morning!
I mean if shia LaBeouf was on.. 🤭
Please yes
Do it.
I'd like to see Sway launch words at Chris for 10 minutes while he annihilates the five fingers of death.
It would be epic.
Epstein didn't kill himself is much more than a Meme my friend.
It might actually be the truth of things
Its a religion
Max Andreasson yeah I know it’s horrible gross
Epstein isn't dead!
Epstein is guilty to all accusations but killing himself.
I've watched so so so many of your videos and each time I watch one it's as entertaining as it was the first time I watched you. You just don't stale. I love it.
How he flows from one topic to the next is absolutely flawless! 👌
Your brain is just wired perfectly different than others
I honestly can't get over how you do these they're ace. I've literally spent hours listening to all the videos they're amazing. Looking forward to seeing you at the Frog & Bucket in Manchester mid September!
Did you go? How was it?
@@barnabykent6698 Unfortunately not. It was rearranged due to Covid and then they cancelled the rearranged date so it didn’t happen and they refunded. Shame
I've only been following you for about six months. But in that time I've watched every video you've uploaded. The quality of the video. Audio. And most importantly your insane raps has been improving so fucking much it's insane. Your a god! I cant wait to see where you'll be at in 6 months
"I'll finish like I started, god save the queen"
And he started his freestyle with Beyoncé. Fucking beautiful!
He said "god save the queen" in the first 3 seconds lol
You might want to rewatch 😂
Another great one
I have the same optimism as dude from this show...I think Staples Center is in the near future for ya
Keep killin it
6:31 Only thing that killed me more then the rap was these 2 gentleman participating lol
6:31 when you so drunk your not sure what your doing
Aw no let them have fun 😅
@@Nyahnator haha that what you do when your that drunk. Have fun!
@Chris Turner Your flows are getting better & better with time......"Keep exploring the space. :)" Its great to see your confidence develop as well. Thanks for sharing your gift & art w/ us all, its a pleasure!
You have already achieved your dream, bravo!
This last year you have stepped it up yet again to a new level. Mr fluent
WOW! The beat/music works beautifully for your style. Brilliant stuff. Please use that beat some more.
I love this one.
All your freestyles are incredible but with a good beat like this its extra incredible.
You rock Chris. I hope you come to Australia some time and I get to see you live.
The best one I've watched yet! That Megan and Harry part was genius.
This guy is such an amazing character and he motivates me to write my own raps! I'm quite bad at freestyle though!
As always good video!
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Smashed it again, it was a smoother transition from one to the next
hell yeah, love that u added the words on the screen and more audience reactions!!
I binge watched all of your videos and just wanted to say that you are amazing , keep up the great work and best of luck from Bulgaria.
Holy $h!t ! You killed it again... very smooth transitions. Keep it up bro!
lol at the crowd not knowing memes. This was a good one
Man, what you do is amazing. You have a real talent, sir. Thank you for sharing it with the world.
Recently started watching you’re videos but off the first one I became a fan. Real talent 💯
Amazing, your best one yet, great beat too. Everyone one you do, a near flawless set.
This guy is going to be the biggest thing on the planet. He's brilliant!
Corgi loving Queen to poutine transition was brilliant.
This whole set was fire.
100 bucks for a personal rap by Chris turner? the steal of the century.
I think this is your best yet man.
🔥 Flow on this one Chris! Might watch again later 😏
Edit: jk - watched it again right away. It was too good
"Canadian supplies" and "gravy and the fries" is some top shelf rhymes.
The proudest I've been to be Canadian this decade
Damn these suggestions were piss poor eh? And yet still you killed it 🤘
Best freestyle rap i've heard from you yet! Keep it up
The to oldies in the back slapping the box... so legit,
I”ll finish as I started “God save the Queen 👸 “.
Damn this one was fantastic, nary a flub, just spot on perfect delivery.
You are an amazingly talented artist. Thank you for sharing your skills, I look forward to witnessing your meteoric rise to fame.
Every video, *every fucking video*! has me both cracking up, and in awe of your ability!
Its very fucking confusing, but i eat that shit up; A talent i didn't know id love as much as i do, keep it up my man. There isnt anybody else like you
Had to rewatch this one, unreal flow!!!
Thank you for the mandalorian references and correcting a common misconception - yeah i know it's much easier to say baby yoda, but some people might be confused.
Not really criticsm - I'm just bored and looking for something to write about
btw. great rap, it's always a pleasure to listen to you
As always, it's hilarious! You have quite an enviable talent there Chris!
Best one i've seen so far! Cheers, Chris!
Great as usual Chris, can't wait to see you in the UK next!!
Good vibes + the ideas seemed to flow even better than usual. Good suitable beats as well, the rap flowed great 😊
Transitions were so good in this one.
🔥 as always!
dude, you're amazing. those topics
Thanks for not swearing in this one good job! :)
Superb as always ... just booked ... see you in July!!
You’re amazing dude🔥🔥🔥
That was banging,one of the best yet mate :)
If got a recommendation to your channel from another video and wow you’re talented! Definitely gained another subscriber!
Soootyx thank you! Cheers for subbing
Thumbs up, this guy is always on fire
Awesome!!! As always!!!
Chris please collab with Harry Mack !!! You're both blowing up and have mad talent
love you chris. I'm up this early for college to be as smart as you! aha...
I wanted to like the video but then I realized I already had. 👍🏻
Poutine makes my quebecois heart all warm and fuzzy and also clogged
Chris - That was epic. Best rap yet!
I especially liked the bit with the queen rapping about her corgis!
7:00 Corgi's beat drop was epic. I would really want to know if it was planned?
Best one yet ! No cussing
Too dope Chris!!!
Never to be seen again? I'm afraid I've watched them more than once!!
the cam view of the audience is brilliant!
You can tell this is Cali, 3 out of 5 suggestions were about "celebs" or famous people
Another 🔥 performance Chris! 💯🇬🇧
Absolutely brilliant. I love watching these :-)
Amazing, watched all your videos mate, you can tell your flow has improved but even the first ones, with james dyson, bukkake and the climate change ones are actually insane, i legit watch them everyday. That beat by MF doom is sick also you should use it again sometimes!
another perfect one man!
I can’t wait to give you a suggestion one day!
damnn. that....i didnt think you could pull that off. hats off sir.
This one is your best freestyle so far. Keep practicing, you'll get to sway one day.
NoalFarstrider come on not the best but still fucking amazing
How can one write the kudos to some1 who is Lyrically Monster?
So, God bless you and your family, and audience, and the people all over the wold - you are truly astonishing!
Nailed it yet again
I can see how much your rap has improved when compared to your performance 7 years ago!
That was slick as diarrhea. One of your best yet.
That ending though, tight. So that shit eating grin at the beginning was because you already knew how you were going to end the rap? If so, fuckin hilarious.
Pure fire from start to finish