Don't go to Caboolture
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2024
- Ever wanted to live in a weird fever dream where everything is fine all the time and there's nothing to worry about? Of course you do! Time to get on the pipes and head up to Cabo, the culture capital of northern Brisbane.
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Youve clearly never been to logan.........
And if you look carefully, you might see a local wearing a Caboolture Rolex (on their ankle).
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😂verrrry niccccce 😎👌🇦🇺
I saw a guy snorting his sunglasses one time
You know a town's in trouble when not even Kmart will hang around.
Went to that one only a few times the only time I’d call in there for when going pass really
It’s still open..
@@GiveYouOneGuess the centre is, but KMart moved out pretty much once covid lockdowns ended.
@@GiveYouOneGuess you're thinking of the Morayfield shop. Slightly less dumpy Caboolture.
Dickhead k mart is still here
The nurses at Caboolture Hospital stole my Valium.
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Gold !!
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@@kimcarlino8856 True story, I'm not kidding. They discharged me with my Tegretol, Sertraline and Panadol, but claimed my Valium "went missing".
I bet they did. The biatches stole my opioid medication when I was passed out after getting a colonoscopy.
I'd still rather Caboolture any day over Logan. That place is crime capital number 1 in SE QLD.
Nope. I grew up in Caboolture and now live and work in Logan. The only good thing about Caboolture is the road out of it.
Do you think cuse you moved there as an adult you don’t have to associate with the local bad element? I’m assuming you went to school in Caboolture and knew the good and bad kids alike. Just a thought.
@@hal20111I drive a bus in Logan so yep, I deal with all walks of life everyday. I grew up in waytown Caboolture, Rosemary st. It was dirt roads and Morayfield rd was one lane each way. No traffic lights at all. Caboolture is a very different place than when I grew up there.
Fair enough
Better the devil you know 😂
Lived there for two years, this is extremely accurate. I'm not too picky but moving somewhere where you can be polite and say hello to someone on the street without getting stabbed is a welcome change.
I just moved from Woodridge to Acacia Ridge about 3 months ago just so my 12 year old son would be safe and in the last 3-4 weeks we've had 3 stabbings one ending in death. Great move hey😂
Shame really
I live in Dbay and these days we look down on cabo town. Shit changes ay
the think I like the most about Caboolture is driving through it and never stopping to get to the markets on a Sunday
Caboolture markets are genuinely worth a visit if you like Eumundi
Never thought Woodridge would be outdone
It's about the same
In woodridge peace offerings or smokes can be made to avoid getting bashed. In Caboolture you're still getting bashed
@@nicholascharles9625 When I did my Fire Tech Traineeship, the guy training me says, "Oh Woodridge gets a bad rap, but it's not as bad as people make out".
After I demanded he lock the van due to my bag being in their, literally the first people I met in Woodridge were two shirtless, shoeless crackheads lobbing a brand new Honda generator into Cash Converters....
I travelled down from Townsville and Woodridge never really bothered me when i was visiting my daughter down that area, had a few locals try press there luck on me only to be savagely beaten an dumped somewhere
Woodridge isn't that bad if you know what your doin
Inala says hold my beer
I arrived by ambulance at Caboolture on two separate occasions and to be really honest, I could not fault the care I received. The staff were very friendly and approachable, even on my second visit when I arrived in a very serious condition requiring around the clock care and attention. I must have apologised to the nurses and others a hundred times, whenever they had to clean me up, and each time they simply smiled and told me not to worry about that . . "it's our job to take good care of you". And the food? Brilliant! It almost made me reluctant to go back home again. So, say what you will; I'll never go along with people shit-canning my home town!
Complimenting the hospital for its food (😂) and its nurses who were clearly just doing their job says nothing good about the town though, does it?
@@joeblo1 . . You're right. But that good treatment extends to just about everywhere I go in my day to day life in Caboolture. By your own standard, if everyone is doing their jobs well, that translates to a town that has an overall good vibe and a positive attitude towards their fellow citizens. I'm not denying there's a bad element in town, but from what I see and hear, the police are doing their level best to contain all that.
I came up in Keperra in Brisbane's western suburbs where the street gangs had the attitude that they owned the streets. If you saw them coming, you'd best turn around and go some other way, and this was the case even in broad daylight! This situation persisted all the way into Gaythorne, where Jimmy's Burger Bar was the scene of weekly bloodbaths when the gang from Keperra came down to fight the gang from Gaythorne, with the gang from Mitchelton waiting to see who won, then they'd come out to fight whoever was left standing. Go over the river to the south side of Brisbane and it was no different. The Chardons Corner Hotel was the center of violence back in the day in that locality; the Stones Corner Hotel was likewise the focal point in that part of town, then we had the Holland Park Hotel and others. When I was a busy pro musician, the booking agencies used to book me exclusively at the slaughterhouse pubs because none of their other less brutal looking acts would play there for fear of the violence. I never had much of a problem at any of them to be honest. But just the same I credit my Christian faith for the lack of fear I evidently displayed. I used to have to pick out the pieces of broken beer glasses that would be stuck in my PA speaker boxes! In Caboolture the roughest pub was the Twisted Arm Hotel, AKA the Club Tavern. My band used to play there in 2009 and 2010 and management had an excellent system to stop drunken violence. That, combined with a couple of walk-throughs by police, ensured the safety of everyone in the venue.
Cabo’s still a dump man, I moved up here in 2003 when I was a kid n it hasn’t changed at all. You know it’s bad when morayfield shopping Centre had to put buckets out inside when it rains instead of fixing the roof.
@Azz156 the problem is the flops moving there like yourself, I assume who have no pride and shit where they eat then complain about their conditions.
Caboolture has always been dangerous,I remember what it was like in the 1980s.
As a retired cop who served there in the late 80's to 92, everything you described about crimboolture is an understatement. Worse as there was no hospital and we also covered depression bay. This shithole is a nightmare I still wake in fright from thirty years later.
So you served in the Fitzgerald era, what did you do to report corruption? .
Or did you just maintain the Blue wall of silence?
@@265hemi7 He's alive, so he kept his head down and survived. It's all well and good to blow the whistle, but whistleblowers are hated and immediately targeted. Always. So sit down and relax.
I'm the abo from Cabo
Cops are trying to unalive me
They didn't like what I said
To Rachel maccrow
Before church meeting
@@user-wc1zb5fx8n What?
I used to drive a taxi in Cabo at night time. I was freshly divorced and hoping to leave my daughter a healthy life insurance. Survived my depression and got a few good yarns.
when your book's published I'll be buying mate. Cabbies have the best stories. I did it in Bris around Fortitude Valley, New Farm and Bowen Hills in the late 90s for six months. Best time.
I found Morayfield closer to reaching my dream of being murdered. I later worked with a guy that was doing security at shopping centre and been beaten up by 10 x
13yos. Everyone laughed at him but I knew.
This is fkn gold mate, couldn't stop laughing 😅
Me too😂😂😂
It's been quite a number of years since someone asked me for my lighter like that. Brings back memories
Love how you managed to be so accurate about how shit cabbo was without even mentioning it's inseparable neighbouring town, Morayfield. Morayfield for anyone who doesn't know is a slightly more up market version of cabbo by virtue of being about 5 seconds closer to Brisbane and having shops people go to, but let down by being built on a swamp leading to devastating flooding every year.
Affectionately known as moronfield
well, half the footage in the film was either Caboolture South or Morayfield so it wasn't quite left out!
You forgot to add in "it's the first stop after jail', courtesy bus included, every day they are dropped off there...yup
I've lived in Caboolture South for over thirty years. Much of what you say is true to some extent, but probably not quite as bad.
I'm retired now and don't roam around to every part that often, but when I do, I don't get the sense of living in a dump. I don't see litter or graffiti everywhere, although the presence of shopping trolleys is more 'noticable' these days.
I used to drive buses between Caboolture railway station and Bribie Island, and there's definitely a feral element, but talking to drivers from other places that's not unique to the area.
The shortage of decent restaurants that don't resemble a mess hall is a bit of a bummer. No good pubs, either.
Other than that, everything is very accessible and close at hand.
I worked as an operations manager for Brisbane City Council for twenty years and lived at Redcliffe for fifteen years. There are plenty of places worse (in my opinion).
Every place has some less than desirable areas.
d bay is way worse than caboolture lol
@@alexdelo882 not anymore dbay is much more gentrified now, most of the public housing has been sold off and its now a sought after coastal town. Caboolture is still a rural garbage heap. The only reason to get off the bruce highway and go into Caboolture is to show the kids why they should stay in school and if they promise to do their homework you take them to the sunshine coast.
Coming from small town New Zealand, these places are really not that bad at all..
@@izzy031096Yeah, and compared to the crime cities in northern australia, caboolture is a breeze
Sarcasm - the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence. Well done - absolutely smashing description of Caboolture 👏👏👏👏👏
Well said satire..
Lol
I have no idea how the hell this video came up in my recommendations but glad it did. Had no idea Caboolture was this bad, I do now. The other thing is your narration was friggin awesome, piss funny.
Had no idea Caboolture was this good.
Use to hangout at caboolture on my breaks from work... didnt even notice it was that bad
@@nathancooper1never a boring day
It's not at all, most who say this crap haven't really been far out of a capital city in their lives.
@@LloydM-oh4ukits not
I grew up in waytown Caboolture in the 70s and early 80s. The roads were dirt and you had to go to Kippa Ring in Redcliff to shop. It was a great place to grow up. I wouldn’t piss on the place if it was on fire now.
I remember the farms and country folk. We'd drive up the coast day tripping. Lots of fresh produce stalls, fresh air and a picnic in the park. Unrecognisable today, like a lot of Qld towns.
@@gertrudedumbfunk4670 We used to catch yabbies beside Morayfield road. It was all bushland with clouds of Lorikeets, Cockatoos and Galahs. The only shop on Morayfield road was the Golden Fleece servo knicknamed “the Milky Way servo”. We played/fought in the bush with all the other kids. Swam in the Caboolture river at the, brand new at the time, Flinders waters estate where the big pipe crosses the river from the cemetery on the other side.
@@trevorpom ...we are of a generation that grew up like that. It made us sturdy and level headed. It's a real shame what is happening now. Rampant greed, internet fantasy, drugs etc. But, it's not all bad and life is what you make it... I guess.
Old school locals call it "way worse town" now
@@TheDrFentanill My sister used to work in child safety and they called it “client city”.
Came out of the train station and was immediately surrounded by about 7 youths, male and female, asking me for money. Fortunately my friend was there in her car at the right moment. Disgusting. Remember being angry the local police, council and railway did not have security staff patrolling. Glad I did not venture further.
Lol you thought Police are there to help any non capital owner because even if you are they don't believe a capital owner would be catching a train there
You should actually be angry at the kids parents
Petrie was the last suburb on the train line in the 70s then nothing until Caboolture. No Narangba, no Burpengary, no Morayfield. Just bush and little farmhouses on acreage. Caboolture was renowned for it's dairy products, there were lots of cows and green paddocks.
I was just thinking that. As a small kid growing up in the 70s on the gold coast I distinctly remember mum buying us Caboolture strawberry yoghurt. It was to my way of thinking,a delicious treat we only got small portions of ,for dessert
No idea what you're on about mate - Narangba station was certainly around in the 1970s and it actually dates back to 1888 when it was first opened as Sideling Creek. Burpengary station was opened in 1916 (unless you count the previous "gate" for the level crossing which pre-dated it). Morayfield station opened in 1888. Feel free to Google it to verify.
@@ak47kalashnikovak47 narangba, burpengary and morayfield didn't appear on any of the train timetables. I used to work on Boundary Rd Narangba in the 70s and there was only the occasional house in those days.
Well they were there in the early 80's. Used to catch the old chocolate box diesel train to Dakabin highschool in 1980 to 83.
The electric train link was the beginning of the end for Caboolture as a small town.
@@kenincairns9025 yes that's interesting, 70s Dakabin was just a cricket field no school, no nothing. From my recall, we would ride pushbikes to lakeside racetrack and the only things around were lake kurwongbah and bush and the odd farmhouse.
My grandparents lived in Caboolture in thier last years . The trains was noisy but it was a nice place. Recently did a contract job. Urban sprawl and highway noise everywhere. Turned into an suburban sh#t hole. Everyone canned up in thier homes trying to ignore the suburban hell they live in
My sister bought an 80’s house on 10acres there in 2002 for $348k and sold it to a developer for $1M in 2004. Caboulture did her a big favour
" He ain't lyin " .... 😎🙏
I worked at that shopping centre as a security guard not too long ago and let me tell you I saw some things nobody should. I took the spot of a former guard who sadly lost his life there while on duty , I have since left but luckily was able to make it out alive. Such a horrible job!
I used to work there. Really, when did that happen?
@@shermantank6724 this would of been around late 2020 from recollection
What's funny is the closing statement, it's Buy a horse and go to caboolture. While the epicentre of caboolture may be a shithole the immediate surrounds of the suburb are not, property prices having tripled recently. This documentary does a good job of making the place look undesirable but reality is, this is every suburb in Brisbane
Nah, I live in actual Brisbane, and this place isn't part of the city. I also love my area. It has lovely views, beautiful old houses, and plenty of different places to eat and entertain yourself. It's MUCH nicer here than up there. If you're comparing it to places like Logan, then yeh, maybe.
@rubybonsparkletits2323 different lifestyle choices and tastes appeal to each of us, there is plenty of beautiful homes and properties in the surrounding area's, a few extra minutes and your looking out over the entire bay. Take away and restaurant options are obviously going to limited by comparison. My point is that the area really isn't as bad as it's made out to be.
@@rubybonsparkletits2323Every area in every big city has good and bad parts these evolve and change over time as the city and its population grows. With the way house/rental prices are going, give it 5-10 years and the riff raff will be priced out and forced to move further up, or find social housing closer to the city.
Lived in Annerley for about 12 years. Grew up on Townsville, lived in Melbourne, lived in Sydney,.
Won't be leaving Brisbane until I depart this world and would prefer to stay in Annerley.
Brisbane is a beautiful place and is much better to live in than Sydney and Melbourne.
@@rubybonsparkletits2323lol it's no different to other brisabne suburbs some areas are lovely an other areas are the ghetto. Thus video an comments just shows the ignorance many people have I find it funny when people are so ignorant yet think they know something
Caboolture is a small version of South Australia
Haha, I'm from Adelaide, currently living in Brisbane. I kinda like Caboolture, perhaps it's because it feels like home.
@@NC89-hd2xp Not quite. We don't have the window security you guys have in Adelaide yet :p
I lived there for a couple of years. it's not that bad if you're in one of the decent suburbs. worst thing we had happen was a bike stolen from our garage
That is the definition of bad, having shit stolen from your garage. If you had interrupted the thief you'd get a shank for your efforts. It's a phuckhole full of scumbags, and some desperate/deluded people mixed in, convincing themselves it's not that bad but need Xanax to make it through the day....
Everything is correct about this post, can the content creators please consider deleting cafe de cruise from this post.
cafe de cruise was always amazing and provided a respite to myself and my family from the cesspool that Is Caboolture.
They’re an amazing family run business that has provided us with such love and care
They even did an off the menu princess unicorn birthday pancakes for my daughter.
Your video is 99% correct except from the amazing atmosphere and big portioned tasty meals cafe de cruise gave us.
Amazing how a few years can change things. My family bought 2 houses there back in like 2000 and lived there since, my grandparents died a few years ago and I left and my parents had moved a few years before that. But we liked the place, very rarely had any problems with all the druggies we kept hearing about, never really saw anyone homeless or that far down. Occasionally someone at the train station but for the most part it was people just commuting to and from their work just like any other train station. I used to park my car at the station, I tried bicycle for a while and that never got knocked off or anything. All the local businesses were good and clean. So I dont know what to believe, I heard all this stuff about drugs and crime when I lived there and yet saw none of it.
I live here in Caboolture and I’m telling you now it’s 1 million times better than Canberra or Goulburn,Caboolture is a really nice place The person that made this video showed every possible little bit of crap in Caboolture and put it in a 10 minute video. Didn’t show any other good parts and Centenary Lakes is an absolute beautiful place to be sure. This probably parts that you gotta avoid but that’s the same as everywhere you go, don’t knock Caboolture until you’ve been to a lot of places. I’ve been to a lot of places and Caboolture is one of the best.
This video does not describe Caboolture that I know in anyway
Had an Ex who lived in Cabo. Didnt realise how much shit it got until she had to tell security at a concert where she lived and they started trying to count her teeth.
Spinnies pizza is tops though.
This makes no sense to me.
I once had an idea to open a pizza shop and name it Spinnies. I was beaten to it.
good to see a shoutout for the best CASH ONLY pizza joint north of brisbane, rip narangba pizza you will be missed
Spinnies is shit.
Grew up on Brisbane northside (Geebung) in the 60s - 70s. Often went thru Caboolture on the way to Bribie. Clearly not how I remember it these days. Thanks for the insight, and thanks for the closing Haiku - that was gold.
As an ex-resident of Caboolture, everything mentioned is true. I get depressed whenever I drive through there, so I don't go unless necessary. There's a reason why there's an upper Caboolture and a lower Caboolture.
🤣😂🤣 I think it really went down hill when they amalgamated Caboolture Shire with Redcliffe and Pine Rivers Shires.
Yeah I live in Caboolture and you are pretty spot on. There are good people in this town but they are getting harder to find by the day. It isn't cheap to live here unless you live on the street and the police are more interested in doing RBT than policing. Hooning is completely out of control and I am seriously considering going back to the bush. Wish me luck.
You should go to Bunnings first
You should go to bunnings first
Dong toto, please do an episode on Eagleby!!!
Lived there with my misso for a year and a half. Fkers broke into one of my toolboxes on the ute and took shit. That same week they came back and took the plates off to rub salt in the wound. We lived in an apartment complex and had a baseball ball by the door and lived next to junkies. Over time you could see junkies in the complex finding other junkies and hanging out like they have something in common LOL
@@speedyborman4689 Yep, thats Eagleby! Thats why it would be rich with material for an episode.
Eaglebites stole a paramedics bag while he was trying to help somebody collapsed, they stole a fire truck, they mugged Mr Whippy, they tore the letterbox out of the ground and threw it through the glass front door of the police beat...absolutely nothing is sacred, and nobody is safe in Eagleby!!!😂
Faaaarrrrkkk 😳
Hahaha Bloody hell! Dong Toto (...if that is your real name) that was the funniest narration of why not to go to Cabbo, I have ever heard 😄
It is definitely my real name
Had a tiling job at a dental clinic up there, 3 pallets of tiles got delivered right before christmas holiday break. Came back and all the tiles were stolen 😂😂 wasnt even mad was some serious dedication to steal 2 tonnes of cheap tiles
Well this is sad. It was pretty nice 35 years ago, the last time I was there.
I live in Caboolture, and I want to be outraged, but two of my neighbors are meth heads. At least the guy who kept threatening everyone on the street with a gun got shot by his wife. No idea why that never made it to the local news.
What street ?
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couldn't find the body eh?
probably in the cabo river
It's pretty rugged when U go to a lawn bowls carnival and they tell you only go to the RSL or stay in the motel confineds
Caboolture is the northern version of Logan. My son recently moved back to Caboolture-yes back to the northern bogan capital of Brisbane. It’s a shthole,meth is rife and crime is out of control.
Lived there for 37yrs never had a problem I guess you just hang with the wrong people
Ha ha ha. I went there once, almost 20 years ago. It was a dump then. Sounds as though first impressions were right. I was visiting someone in Morayfield. She took me for a coffee in the Caboolture shopping mall. Truly soul-destroying place. 'Fester in your own filth' - did you make that up? Hilarious
l once dated a guy from caboolture, he ghosted me for a month before l finally found out that he seeing someone else.
ln hindsight, looks like l've dodged a bullet.
You’re a poet sir, you put into words what I couldn’t, but now I must return to my people on my gallant steed (trolly wheel noises).
Being an appreciater of good lyrics, you haiku is classic.
Ah Cabo ! Brisbanes version of Nambour
Lol. I did primary school at Caboolture primary (70s) and high school at Burnside high (80s) in Nambour. Both were great places back then. Wouldn’t piss on either of them even if they were on fire now.
Nambour is fine. It’s nice. Better than Maroochydore, kawana etc.
Once again Nambour getting shit on for how it used to be
@@mr.apathyy913 Nambour used to be good when the sugar mill was running. Everyone had work. I left before the shutdown and was surprised when I told someone I did high school in Nambour (Burnside High) and they said, "Oh, low socio-economic background eh?" When I asked what did they mean they told me Nambour was just housing commissions and drugs. I didn't remember Nambour that way but with the mill closed it kind of made sense. Has it improved?
Strange way to spell ipswich and logan
That Haiku in the end was very touching, thank you.
Coming from where im from in NZ cabbo is a walk in the park 😁
Great cinematography shots! Loved it!
Quality work, bro......well done.
This was great bro. Nambour next please!
All the locals call it crimeboolture.
Mate it’s Cabo, no one has ever called it crimebooltute 😂
I’m from Redcliffe aka Ipswich by the sea, never heard it called Cabo. We call it ‘bulcha.
@@ES-zl9py I’ve lived in deception bay, morayfield, Caboolture and Burpengary since primary school. It’s always been Cabo
Its cabo
@@ES-zl9pywe call it cabo in Redcliffe
Man, you are the BEST.
Can confirm. Caboolture is bogan central. Comes under Moreton Bay Council & I think they’d rather focus on Redcliffe.
Arhhh another Aussie channel recommendation....worth the sub imo
I live just outside of Caboolture, driving in there is like you've stepped into the apocalyptic future from mad max. You also forget to mention the massive increase of the homeless population.
Moved from Lismore to Caboolture 20 years ago for a couple of years, felt right at home……
It can't be that bad ,surely?It looks lovely.You know,it was ZERO degrees Celsius in Ballarat,this morning .And we got way more meth heads here.
Pretty accurate but the historical village is pretty good
I nearly died in caboolture hospital when I was a baby due to how useless the emergency room staff were in 2001, I was bleeding out all over my mother because my middle lip bust open (I have a cleft lip and palate). I'm lucky the pediatrician heard I was admitted to the emergency room and rushed down stairs and according to my mum she started screaming at all the staff, I ended up needing several blood transfusions. Apparently the emergency room got shut down for a few days while they fired a lot of people and rehired.
Favorite part of the video was naming the streets in the video I grew up on.
This video really is an exaggerated cynical reflection of life in Cabo. I agree on some levels but it's a huge place and there are good things and good people here too. Schools wise Grace Lutheran College and St Columbans College attract a higher tier cohort and many families are well meaning and prosperous. Tullawong or Cab high have challenges though, the bullying is pretty bad and it stems from dysfunction in families and many kids need to learn how to solve issues without aggression but this requires culture shift. Easier said than done. I've travelled a lot and there are worse places than Cabo in Australia though from my perspective. I feel offended that lady with the border collie walks her dog diligently every day and she has a disability that's why she doesn't walk. Caboolture means carpet snake in indigenous language and sits on Gubbi Gubbi land. There are some beautiful natural spots in Cab, along the river and the large Centenary lakes park is really nice and well preserved, not safe at night though. Cabo is a huge place with pockets of goodness too which this video doesn't reflect, but there are streets you wouldn't feel safe to live. Low cost housing attracts a certain type of people but most people are NOT on meth, there are so many amazing social services workers, teachers and emergency services doing a brilliant job in this area.
Nahhhhh cabbo is awful
This video was never intended to be remotely accurate. It was only meant for the creator to get popular by shitting over people less fortunate than himself. Instead of taking part in some charities or programs that could help alleviate some of the challenges Caboolture is facing, the creator thought he’d capitalise on their misfortune. In short: it says far more about the creator than the town itself.
Donating to charities won't stop druggos from being druggos
My friend used to live here. Someone stole his bin and stuck it in an intersection.
Went to school there for half of a year, greatly regretted it, crackheads at one point walked in over the holidays and smashed all the lockers
Good 'ol Cabo. About 15/20 years ago someone kept taking the "O" and "S" from that sign that says "where lifestyle really counts".
I remember at the birthing suite in the hospital, theres no access to balconies. They screw and bolt the doors shut going out. 2nd or 3rd story up and druggos were still trying to break in.
Good market there though.
hahaha this is awesome .. spent a chunk of my kid life in Lawnton ... back then Caboolture was horses, cows and some exit off the Bruce Highway
Where the police get up the victim for asking them to take a rego of a drunk that pushes you into oncoming traffic on Morayfield Rd. Suicide alley between Caboolture and Pine River. I wouldn't want my dog treated at Caboolture Hospital.
Bro the teys box had me rolling
Sounds like 90% of Australia
Cabo and Ippy are on opposite ends of the same train line. That is no coincidence.
Can I get tick ✅ till midnight bro?
na bro don't do ticks ay
@@DONG-TOTO Just till my pension bro?,12:30am!,on the dot!i swear bro!🥹🤣
This 😂😂😂😂 woke my mum up on the other side of the house.. it's 3am... Couldn't stop laughing..
You convinced me, I am not going to Caboolture.
I am so glad I clicked on this vid. I always tell others how shit it is!! Thanks for doing this vid mate
I was born in caboolture. When I moved to the sunny coast at 19 I noticed the difference between caboolturians and people…
I'm from Caboolture's normal neighbour: Burpengary.
Great doco, mate, spot on 😂
Me too mate great place to live
Burpenburg 🤣🤣
Edit.
Best pubon the highway.
😂😂
A place named after Gary that couldn't stop Burping, and you think it's great? No wonder it's next to Caboolture haha
As someone who resides here, its not as awful as the video makes it out to be (satire video i know) as someone who has lived in its surrounds (narangba, bellmere) i think the only reason its getting "worse" is because all the non addicts and non housing commission people have moved to surrounding places ( woodford, etc) before housing prices went up. Aside from the waytown areas, which also aren't laden with homeless and addicts like the video makes out, the place is excellently laid out.
You've got your fair share of homeless and addicted here, but i see more in logan, ipswich and even the valley when i play shows there, so id love to see a video on those if you've dumped on caboolure this bad.
Sure if you've lived in luxury and haven' had a hard life caboolture may seem like the worst place, but man has it improved since the early 2010's when you were asked for money everytime you went anywhere near public transport.
Please do Ipswich next.
I come from Hervey bay and we're not far behind Caboolture, but you won't find better weather to f..k up in
used to have to travel 2 hours a way by train for tafe at caboolture, each day was 14 hours. unsurprisingly, i failed that class
WHAT I like best about Caboolture is it's 45 minutes drive away from the beach and you don't have to drive through it to get to the highway. I NEVER go there. Fuck THAT 😂
i think you are right, caboolture is a literal hole. council and housing don't do anything anymore, meth rules the place and everyone has a staffy dog
Worked there for a couple months. And on the first day I was late because there was a massive police chase with about 5 undercover police cars, gotta love cabo
Brilliant! 👌
Wow lol I find this hilariously frightening Cheers mate
Legendary dusty, miss ya boy!
Best.. fkin description ever haha
You forgot to mention the 14yr old parents getting around , raising future shitbags lol
Cabo kindof actually was Inala. I lived at Forest Lake about 25 years ago and Inalaians would sneak in and knock off all the FL homes because it was a new wealthier place. That was when there was a massive sell up of a lot of public housing homes in Inala and they ultimately moved Inala public housing to Caboolture.
At Inala the gov was selling freestanding homes for $7-8k a lot of builders bought them up and renovated them.
Now with a series of unfortunate events I find myself on King St for the last 6 months in a complex. A lot of people here have come from being homeless, even jail.
It’s been a culture shock for sure. This video was accurate. Most of the people in my complex are on something. Lots of drug deals have gone on. Gotta bolt stuff down or it’s gone. Regular visits by police.
We always have abandoned trolleys here, people just claim them, and that old Holden full of someone’s life’s possessions is always parked in that spot on Kings. Nice to see the familiar stuff I guess.
Caboolture definitely has a lot of people here that have experienced some hardship in life, myself included. Otherwise we’d have a choice in living somewhere else. Gotta make the best of things tho,
and to be fair there’s always nice people to befriend and ya need a few decent people to trust here and look out for each other.
I stick to myself, double bolt the door and now class myself as being agoraphobic.
That old holden is often at Big Fish.
I saw a few comments saying Caboolture was worse than Ipswich. I was at Ipswich earlier this year and geez, I was glad to get back to Caboolture!!
4510, had my childhood there and did that mandatory 4 weeks class to keep on centrelink in my early 20s.
Port Augusta needs a video asap
Cheap holiday destination 🤣
Ahhh the Sunny Coasts Logan. Classy place
5:37 Caboolture is under Moreton Bay Regional Council, not Brisbane City, hence the lack of action on graffiti
If you leave the Brisbane City Council area in Brisbane, good luck 💀
I got kicked out of the hospital. I wasn't on meth, just suicidal and wanted a cigarette 😂😂😂
I've never been to Cabo but now I'm intrigued. You're saying I too could develop a significant meth addiction and squat in an abandoned Queenslander? 🤔
Literally just moved into caboolture south a few weeks ago lmao
Its new devopment so its not a shit hole (yet) but ive grown up around the redcliffe area and ive grown to learn to just be polite but mind your own business and keep your head down but also keep your head up lol
Best thing about Caboolture used to be Caboolture Yoghurt