Don't go to the Gold Coast
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- The Gold Coast - Queensland's crown jewel as well as a favoured destination for tourists looking for lines and bikies looking to sell them. But what's it really like? I mean, surely there's more behind the madness than just sandy beaches and needle-laden feet? Well, let's find out.
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They call it Surfer's Paradise because, on the surface, it's paradise.
Sufferers of Parasites.
Hahahahahaaaa!!!! Brilliant 🏆
Never heard that one before, that's good.
Hahahaha 🎉 Classic 😂
Oh true 👍
Always someone screaming at 4am outside your hotel
The Gold Coast is a sunny place for shady characters 😂
Yeah mate
Last time i was at Surfers, at 4am in the morning, we saw this feral hippy walking slowly up the Esplanade. He was off his chops! And he wanted a ciggie.
We go "Are u ok mate?
' He goes, " Yeah, i just got a scented candle up me arse"
So we go " Bro, do you need a doctor?"
And he goes " Nah, I'm alright but it keeps sliding out"
So we gave him 2 cigarettes and kept walking.
Comment of the year
heading to Destination Fucked then 😆
If not Ai Yep best comment
This is my 2nd watch and lovin it.
The biggest druggies are in Canberra
Italian immigrant here that moved to the Coast because played too much Vice City as a kid
a man of class I see, what a game!
@@boneselenco1722lol
GC is probably going to be even more hectic when TransLink starts implementing the 50c fee on August.
But the train takes twice as long as by car.. it's quite a trip.
Forgot to mention the old bloke in a tutu that roams cav av
Dave! He goes by the nickname 'Princess'. He's lived in & around Surfers for about 20 years on the street. A bit strange.. but a nice person for the most part.
I was on a hotel verandah trippin balls on acid the first time i seen him! Haha i had a laughing seizure funniest time of my life
i saw him wearing a pink bikini once
Fuck i miss Princess they would sheild us girls when we were being harrassed, said they were used to it. I hope that old lass is still there protecting the next gen of girls. We still love you Princess!!
Pretty sure he wears his daughters clothes who died
Been waiting for this one!!! Cheers bro - eagerly awaiting your dressing down of logan haha
It's on the cards, my friend
@@DONG-TOTO Oh yes please! 😆
I’m not sure what’s more troubling, the fact that this is an accurate portrayal of the GC or that I go to the GC for a work convention every couple of years and have the time of my life… I may be part of the problem 😂
I lived at Southport in the early 1990's. Just 5 minutes from Surfers but a world away. I loved it there. Now 30 years later, how things have changed. Surfers has changed for the worse. Dirty and you are right about the needles. Back then the place was full of Japanese tourists, every business was catering to the Japanese. All gone now.
As someone who lives on the GC (was even born here) sounds 100% accurate. Which is why I can probably count the amount of times I've been into Surfers Paradise on my fingers, without running out of fingers 😆. And spotting fake boobs (and fake everything else) is a favourite game when going anywhere... except the west side of the M1, low chance of running into them there.
Excessively good description. We spent 2 months housesitting a million dollar property in Jan-Mar 24 here and it was an experience for sure. Everyone seems to care about looks, brands, and $$$. Half naked chiseled people sporting Maui Jims, Nike and Tiffany & Co . More Aston Martin, Porsche, Ferrari BMW and Mercs than Ive ever seen anywhere. I note you mentioned theme parks with a view of the slingshot which isnt in a theme park 🤣
Yea because you were probably behind gates !!! Sure you have your wankers in nice cars doing laps of Surfers ! but it's all Tourists
It's not like Melbourne or Sydney were you have your super rich ! Gold Coasts property prices per MTS is half at best it's just full of New Money posers
Toowoomba next!
Would love a Toowoomba one as well!
How the f you don't have a million subs is beyond me.....
Too many dick jokes maybe
@@DONG-TOTO or not enough, you'll have to add more to see
We need a don't go to Toowoomba next!
6:09 The millennial in me wants to thank you for the early 2000’s RACQ reference. You bloody legend
I must say, both this vid and the Brisbane vid both have incredible B-roll of how beautiful the cities are.
just a bunch of people who get off on saying..."oh i live on the gold coast"
lol I stayed in the Pink Poodle Motel back in the late 80's. Such shit memories of my time on the Gold Coast. Thanks for reviving them :)
Watching this after booking a holiday to the gold coast: 😐
It’s a great place to visit, heaps to do. Living there is a different story. Same can be said for most places though
Mate, you have me in tears of laughter. Ace
i love how this was posted right before we were about to go on holiday here
Love the gta 6 theme
I went to the top of the Q1 not long after it was built. In the lift was a blind woman and her seeing-eye dog. There was another adult with her which helped keep my mirth from bubbling over. All I could visualize was her swinging the dog around by its lead in a 360 above her head!
I loved living there, it has changed now tho 🙁 I used to get stuck behind that stupid aqua duck just about every afternoon driving home from work at SeaWorld 🤣
I know Its a long hike out, but sir, please do Birdsville 🎉
Can't wait to here your take on a massive drive to have a pie and watch some cars drag race In a steaming hot desert
As someone whos lived on the Gold Coast their entire life, this place had slowly been getting worse, and worse.
I remember the old water slides that used to be at Grundys back in the early 80s..... The Gold coast sucks balls now haha
I think this may just be your best work yet.
Can't wait for Townsville
Love it 🤣. Do Noosa/sunshine coast next
5:23 Wow, I'm definitely going to the Gold Coast.
Again.
Couldn't of said it better myself😂🤣, so true...good job mate👍
Pretty much spot on!
Several years ago (a few decades TBH) I worked in a mental health clinic at Miami beach. (A converted warehouse one block from the actual beach, with no windows except in the toilets and the psychiatrist's office, so no enjoying that sunshine except on lunch break or a community visit.)
And I used to describe the Gold Coast as a "mixture of glitz and sleaze".
It's only gotten worse since then...
But Coolangatta (southernmost end of the GC) is nice - different atmosphere, family friendly, and super beaches! (Not much nightlife though, if that's your thing... And not a place to get stuck during a pandemic, when the Qld Gov decides to close the border and you realise that the State border actually divides the Cooly-Tweed Heads amalgamated living space in a totally dysfunctional way.)
And at the other (northern) end, Southport is also out of the main Gold Coast vibe. (Bit of a pain to get there though - half an hour off the Motorway, and you have to join the queue at Smith Street.)
Such a phoney place and every second building is a run down hotel trying to depict something out of Miami Vice.
At least theres waves here unlike Miami
Omg do coolangatta tweed next, it’s the caboolture of the south.
Loved ya Cabo video tho, I live near there n you got it perfect. I’ll never look at a trolly there the same way again.
nah mate ipswich is caboolture of the south.. moved here 2013.... i fucking hate it but go no where else to be
5:23 best part of the gold coast thus far.
Love it
Haha get fucked. I moved from Gotham City to Far North Queensland again and everything you said was spot on! I worked on the M1 Upgrade... What a farkin' joke, then went to the Light Rail Upgrade, even more of a circus. At the time was living in Cavill, in room share aka computer study with no doors for $355 a week... Love ya work mate 💪🏼🇦🇺🤙🏼
The intro alone deserves a like
As a gold coast resident. Thankyou! Subscribed!
Nice timing
Comedy gold. Be cool to see you do a video on Ipswich
Surely do a video on the Sunshine Coast next.
Awesome 🤩
So true !!
Getaway would be sooo much better if this guy was the director !! F00kn epic
Gold Coast canal estates were deemed so environmentally destructive that they have been banned elsewhere in the country.
I’m a new subscriber, having just been recommended your Caboolture video this evening. I love your videography and how articulate you are. I suspect that you’d have a great time telling everyone not to visit my home, the Southern Moreton Bay Islands. It’s another world here.
Gonna go to Gold Coast for holiday on Aug, hope it'd be fine lol
As a Gold Coast resident this video is painfully accurate
Oh dear
I am currently travelling to the Gold Coast as I write this comment. Oh shit.
Don't worry about it dude 😂
@@thecoobs8820 nah nah all good fella saw a guy who was on every kind of drug tap on my window and asked if I had any meth on me
@@Trigger4589 was he kind?
@@thecoobs8820 ofc brotha
@@Trigger4589 yeah see no wukkas then 😂
Surface Paradise.
The whole reason I subscribed
Cannot wait for the Ipswich video
😂😂😂😂😂just stumbled across your channell. ❤ it. Thanks for a good Aussie laugh. From an old person. 😅😅😅🇦🇺🌏fan.
So what's the deal with the traffic? Is this overstated or legit?
It's a bit more tolerable as long as you stay off the Gold Coast highway as much as possible. Once I took the backstreets to get from Broadbeach to Seaworld, got there much quicker.
It's legit. Seems like the road works have been going on for decades and making little progress since you rarely see people actually working on the sites. IMHO...
Legit unfortunately
Can you do a video on Ipswich ?
Forgot about the meter maids. You gotta to do one for Mackay
Gold once again. Thank you.
What about Ipswich???
This is great. It made my day😂
Perfect, please do Logan next
don't forget that the correct way to refer to Surfers Paradise like a local is to just call it
"Surface"
Surely Townsville soon mate
Every 1 bedder apartment in Surfers has more seen cocaine and seamen than the Colombian Navy.
If this isn’t the realest shit ever 😂
Moving here and watching this is so real
As a former resident of Hervey Bay, please do a video there. Absolutely alot of content there
guy from north brissie over here, this shit couldn't be more accurate
Just discovered you, been binging and I love your work mate
I think Yeppoon would be a good subject for a video, a town in the shadow of an abandoned resort, with its infrastructure crumbling under the weight of its population, and it would keep people away from Emu Park.
Mate, you have obviously not been to Bondi in a long bloody time if you think that it has class in any way, shape, or form!!🤨
Hahaha. Admittedly it's been a very long time since I lived in Sydney.
@@DONG-TOTOThere's 11/10's everywhere I look in Bondi 👍🏻
@@DONG-TOTO you ain't missing much mate! Wish i was back living in Brisneyland!🤭
Please do the effing Sunshine Coast next and don’t hold back.
Just commenting because the algorithm needs to throw you into the fuckin stratosphere!
can you make a vid on mount isa plz
I fucking hate the gold coast
Here's a little song to rectify this video's failure to mention the hinterland:
Home, home in Nerang
Where the shoes from the power lines hang
Where seldom is heard
A grammatical word
And the misfiring engines go bang.
Why is this Comedy gold .
Because it’s all true .
The Gold Coast is so good. You need to go to some other countries to be humbled. Sounding a little like a rich spoiled kid.
Exactly what a sad life this doomer has
You’re hilarious and also a Haiku master
Your channel is about to pop off.
Guaranteed m
Can you please do don’t go to Nambour next!!!
May I please request Inala next
You have to do logan and Ipswich
This is sooo funny 😂 Bahahaha 🎉
Brilliant 😂
So funny and possibly true lol not all glitter and gold hey
Please do BUNDABERG.
Wonder what you're going to say about Melbourne!
Shit housing situation probably
i think you were too kind in this review
class
The worst place in the world unless you are young, rich and healthy,
Nambour?
i definitely feel like gc has gotten a lil better as of recent tho
Correct 😂😂
Please do one on the Sunshine Coast?
New Dong!
Currumbin wildlife park also euthanises koalas they deem unviable. I remember a lovely koala called Nevada who was killed for being blind. There were many who would've taken Nevada in but oh no, the right thing to do was for AZWH to send him to currumbin to die. For shame.
Do Dolby/Tara next!
Please for the love of Australia, review Deception Bay, I currently live here and can say it’s a certified shithole. Definitely needs a review from you mate.😂😂
Gold mate.😅
The backpackers mattress had a huge dark stain on it . . someone had died & decomposed on it . . how they got the smell out a mystery