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Don't go to the Gold Coast
The Gold Coast - Queensland's crown jewel as well as a favoured destination for tourists looking for lines and bikies looking to sell them. But what's it really like? I mean, surely there's more behind the madness than just sandy beaches and needle-laden feet? Well, let's find out.
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Don't go to Brisbane
Просмотров 111 тыс.4 месяца назад
Brisbane is Australia's third-largest and eighth-most-interesting capital city, but everyone keeps making fun of it. Everyone also seems to want to move here, as well. Why? Why can't they just leave us alone? Let's find out. Follow DONG TOTO on Instagram: dong.toto Cover of End Of The World by @MattBrownsongs ruclips.net/video/SUdpNjKYpvc/видео.htmlsi=DydzWnKyrMKlqCn_
Don't go to Gympie
Просмотров 27 тыс.4 месяца назад
Gympie might just be the most oxymoronic place you've ever been to. It should be economically and culturally rich, but instead it's more akin to a beggar on the highway trying frantically to get someone to let him wipe their windscreen. It smells like that too actually, come to think of it. So how did Gympie end up like this? Let's find out. Follow DONG TOTO on Instagram: dong.tot...
Don't go to Stanthorpe
Просмотров 28 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Bad places exist. Good places exist. And heavenly places? Boy, you better believe they exist. They might be hard to find, but I went and bloody found one! Why shouldn't YOU go to Stanthorpe? Because it's mine. Go bother people somewhere else. Follow DONG TOTO on Instagram: dong.toto AI generated photos used between 02:18 - 02:32 Beautiful cover of Drifter's Wife by JJ Cale: rucli...
Don't go to Caboolture
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Ever wanted to live in a weird fever dream where everything is fine all the time and there's nothing to worry about? Of course you do! Time to get on the pipes and head up to Cabo, the culture capital of northern Brisbane. Follow DONG TOTO on Instagram: dong.toto Crime stats! Brace yourself. redsuburbs.com.au/suburbs/caboolture-south/
Don't go to Bowen
Просмотров 18 тыс.11 месяцев назад
In this episode, we visit Bowen in North Queensland to figure out why a town that's hell bent on boring the boots off everyone that visits it is such a sought after holiday destination. Follow DONG TOTO on Instagram: dong.toto
Don't go to Charters Towers
Просмотров 31 тыс.11 месяцев назад
In this episode, we head to the North Queensland town of Charters Towers in order to discover the bright, shiny secrets lying just below its surface and try to figure out exactly what draws people to such an arid, uninviting hellhole. Follow DONG TOTO on Instagram: dong.toto
Don't go to the Burdekin
Просмотров 9 тыс.11 месяцев назад
In this episode, we travel to the Burdekin in North Queensland, in order to discover how a dry tropical savannah became one of Australia's most productive food bowls, and to figure out why it's such a terribly unpleasant place to visit. We also examine the towns of Home Hill and Ayr, which have their own sordid and unpleasant histories to explore. Follow DONG TOTO on Instagram: do...
Lolz Gympie is God's place on earth. Where meth grows on trees.
Please do BUNDABERG.
lol I was staying in gympie for a night while passing through to brisbane and a flash flood came. I was stuck there for a whole week, thank god the house had water tanks because the town actually turned off the water supply and electricity for the whole week. I cannot believe I considered settling down there..
Ipswich is worse
Gold Coast is turning into a money hungry soulless strip for bloated assholes with money but little taste. Overrun with Victorian wankers who have flooded the city. Roads are clogged beyond a joke, nobody is from here so there is absolutely no form on old school community - most people don’t even know there their neighbours name. I desperately want to get out but have found myself stuck here since Covid
Now do Tweed
Dear Miss dong toto , have you got the guts to tell everyone where you live ???
This site/posting should be taken down. Regrettably it displays the intelligence (or lack of) of the clown who posted it.
Is it true that an F5 tornado hit this town in 1876? If it's true. How it comes to happen in Bowen since this is a tropical savannah climate? It's said that this tornado was 1.6 km (0.99 mile wide). I'm surprised.
I know you aren't going to believe this, but I'm from Brisbane in an alternate reality. I have noticed cars have totally ruined the planet Earth in every aspect and it's a lot of what I talk about. It was almost mind blowing to see you instantly go "cars have made this city absolute shit". Yeah, like 90% of the cities on Earth. Welcome to hell - Edward
Do the real asshole of the world… Ipswich
Boring
Perfect, please do Logan next
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The kebab place in the shopping centre is pretty good though. And they have a great bakery if you make it past Centrelink, the courthouse, and the train station without being robbed or stabbed. There's also the frequent flooding which brings the homeless people up into the town centre, so lots of friends to make. Gave a lady directions to the bank, which had relocated, and she called me a c&$#. I think that was a compliment
May I please request Inala next
The Pizza Place in Stanthorpe might just be the best thing there
Hey! I think I know where that adult shop is! There’s a nice small junk shop around there
So funny and possibly true lol not all glitter and gold hey
Bs
I love Brisbane! I had lovely neighbours and I miss my way of living. Location is everything! I could use my bike for everything. Each unique neighbourhood was an open museum for me. West End, Valley, New Farm, Milton, South Bank… I miss that, but I am loving Sunshine Coast now! 😊
Same can be said of anywhere. Without money, everywhere is boring and sucks. With money, anywhere can be a dream. I grew up in Collinsville and Bowen, and after almost 30 years away, I find myself missing the place, even though it has changed so much. Been all over Australia and yet to find a place as lovely as North Qld, and Bowen is one of the pearls of Nth QLD. Townsville used to be good too, but its gone to the dogs. Only place I miss more than Bowen is Singapore. That is another gem of a place.
The worst place in the world unless you are young, rich and healthy,
Blame Covid Covid hyper inflated housing during a time when of ultra low interest rates which equated to massive property value speculation. This allowed wannabe Investors to buy up lots of rentals. This glut of cheap rentals enabled the lower class a lot of which which have traditionally have been kept in Brisbanes low socioeconomic suburbs for generations have now suddenly access to the mythical Gold Coast. This influx of White trash and Māori peasants is the problem the GC is now having to deal with which is why it’s getting shit. Covid also caused mass migration from the Southern states bringing along their Muzza and Muzzo related problems as these dumb animals especially with their self entitled attitudes combined with their undeducted and lifestyles have added to the sewer mix us Locals now have to now deal with and the added problem these dumb animals are now breeding. Oh how I wish the RBA just crank up the rates up to 10% plus
Can't wait for Townsville
I lived in cubulture untill 5 years ago i left due to the person nextdoor constantly having police called due to abuse and such and a man who lived nearby always had 2 hunting dogs outside tied to the mailbox and oneday they got free and attacked my dog and my dad she was bleeding badly we got her to the vet and she lived for 4 more years but the incident scarred my family as after the dogs attacked the owner said "if you have my dogs taken away remember i know where you live" so we left called the police who took the mans dogs away and have been living comfortably in a new area ever since yet my extended family still lives there in conclusion caboolture has been bad way before the housing crisis
Ha got in there quick, looks like this video got uploaded only a few days after I stood that windmill up 😂
Rather live at Yarrabilba than Brisbane
My pop and nan lived in Gympie, life was good for them, with the exception of one specific bloke who liked walking up and down their street, staring into houses. The bastard eventually broke in and stole a ring and necklace my mum bought for them. Non could be done because of the special status of his category of people.
Bro go back to Melbourne, stop the complaining, typical labour voter
This one got the sub, atta boy
What a video, bravo Cabo
Bricklayer from Charters Towers here. Listened carefully to the whole 10 minutes waiting for something to call you out on. Couldn't find anything its all true...
I must say, both this vid and the Brisbane vid both have incredible B-roll of how beautiful the cities are.
Kinky Fat Chicks...
Another masterpiece! Love ykur work sir.
Riding my motorcycle around the world, Aussie leg. Love your take on this town.
Fuck Ipswich Rd
It feels very…..surreal to watch a RUclips video and recognise every single place that I go to almost every single day.
Couldn't agree more!!!!
Why does this video make me REALLY want to move to the Burdekin region from the Sunshine Coast?!
Next century will be much better ! 😂😂😂😂
For such a long time, I was fixated on visiting Australia, though only three cities really stood out to me: Sydney, Melbourne, and Perth. There don't seem to be much to Brisbane (which in all fairness applies to several cities in America). All I got else to say is it must feel great hosting what might be the last ever Olympics
The best thing to come out of Cabbo is the highway.
Hi Can you do bundaberg
Stay in Melbourne 15 degrees windy grey for the rest of your life
what a sh*t hole
So as usual in this country... The people are amazingly great despite the dickheads running the joint.
Caboolture has the main street where no one walks or shops..it is deserted most times but clean and pleasant environment with palm trees and street furniture. . Even so, it has expensive acreage blocks out of town where airline pilots live and Centenary park is a real oasis.
it is an old vid.. you can tell by the trains which are now all new ones. The area has Bogans, esp. around the rail station and Sunday markets. But I rather like it although I actually live in the adjoining suburb and have not been robbed in 21 years.