Console Launches - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @trainstorm1225
    @trainstorm1225 4 года назад +4729

    “There’s a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow.”
    Finally found a reliable news source.

    • @charmendro
      @charmendro 4 года назад +120

      I didn’t notice that it said “tomorrow” lmao

    • @weaselot2213
      @weaselot2213 4 года назад +99

      As a non-native English speaker who is always missing out on Scott’s subtle jokes I genuinely thank you for mentioning this 😂

    • @boldlygoingnowhere366
      @boldlygoingnowhere366 4 года назад +28

      even more reliable than wii news channel.

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 4 года назад +38

      "I don't like them putting chemicals in the water, that turn the frickin tornadoes gay!" - Scott The Woz, 2020

    • @sonicheros1097
      @sonicheros1097 4 года назад +10

      That actually happens to me 2 weeks ago......

  • @NintendoCollecting
    @NintendoCollecting 4 года назад +7375

    Scott's launch party would include no consoles. He's pretty conceptual. The awkward silences and conversation would be worth it.

    • @kirisuna19
      @kirisuna19 4 года назад +16

      How much worth is it?

    • @kirisuna19
      @kirisuna19 4 года назад +18

      @mr freakout Damn......
      Haha speaking of that my sister was like hey you should sell the PS3 to get a PS5!
      They aren't worth much so you wouldn't get much for a PS5 haha!!

    • @WasItSky
      @WasItSky 4 года назад +4

      fruity

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 года назад +5

      Your profile pic is mind blowing

    • @kirisuna19
      @kirisuna19 4 года назад +4

      @mr freakout Aw no no no haha it was a joke!! Besides I'm not the one who wants it, my brother does! (I'm more a Nintendo gamer)
      And good luck with it!!

  • @Xploshi
    @Xploshi 4 года назад +5632

    This video reinforced my determination to wait at midnight for a ps5 only to get a message that they’re all sold out because I was late by 0.2 seconds

    • @Playerofakind
      @Playerofakind 4 года назад +128

      Did you wait for the launch of the wii phone?

    • @ኡነ
      @ኡነ 4 года назад +6

      YOU ARE EVERYWHERE

    • @generic301
      @generic301 4 года назад +15

      Oh my gosh I've been trying to find a store in stock but... Nothing..

    • @Sethica
      @Sethica 4 года назад +39

      “You’re too slow!”

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад

      PS5*

  • @mrporgmotorsport7822
    @mrporgmotorsport7822 2 года назад +214

    The fact that scott threw a full switch cartridge into his mouth and held it there for multiple seconds is absolutely amazing

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills Год назад

      Would it have been less impressive if he only threw a partial Switch cartridge into his mouth?

    • @jameslawrenson1208
      @jameslawrenson1208 Год назад +5

      It probably tasted good to him.

  • @UncleGwen
    @UncleGwen 4 года назад +767

    "Also, there's a tornado warning tonight. More on that tomorrow."
    Scott has the most incredible writing in his videos

    • @josephmisinec9901
      @josephmisinec9901 4 года назад +20

      There was a tornado waring yesterday in Ohio where i live (and Scott as well)

    • @PrototheDodo
      @PrototheDodo 4 года назад +6

      @@josephmisinec9901 bro it was so fuckin windy jesus christ

    • @jinxxlynx310
      @jinxxlynx310 4 года назад +4

      There were tornados last night apparently in NJ too

    • @shorttaytayplayz5289
      @shorttaytayplayz5289 4 года назад +3

      I live in Michigan and I think what hit us hit you because it was so windy a tree fell in my yard

    • @tyro7413
      @tyro7413 4 года назад +1

      I’m in mideastern Missouri and we had those same tornado warnings a couple hours before y’all in Ohio. This joke felt specifically for the midwesterners. Scott, a man of the corn people.

  • @alexandermaestas3425
    @alexandermaestas3425 4 года назад +4500

    I have no idea why... But it never dawned on me that Scott actually has parents until now, and frankly it scares me

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 года назад +62

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @BitchChill
      @BitchChill 4 года назад +455

      No. He's just a being that manifested

    • @mollymay4846
      @mollymay4846 4 года назад +286

      I feel he was more like Anakin in that he was born of the virgin force, forged by an evil being.

    • @SmashBrosOdyssey64
      @SmashBrosOdyssey64 4 года назад +191

      Two people had sex and Scott the Woz came out. Let that sink in.

    • @nanec5717
      @nanec5717 4 года назад +132

      scott was created at the birth of the universe

  • @moperry8399
    @moperry8399 4 года назад +497

    FINALLY SOMEONE BROUGHT UP THE WII U DISC SHAPE, MY GOD THEY'RE NICE

    • @XTheJenovaProjectX
      @XTheJenovaProjectX 4 года назад +32

      Silky buttery smooth

    • @SandTurtle
      @SandTurtle 4 года назад +14

      Why don't other consoles make their discs so nice

    • @TheJaredGallagher
      @TheJaredGallagher 4 года назад +18

      I legitimately just ran straight for my copy of Nintendo Land. I had never noticed how nice they were

    • @helmi5045
      @helmi5045 4 года назад +2

      Aren’t they just normal blu rays?

    • @SandTurtle
      @SandTurtle 4 года назад +18

      @@helmi5045 they are dvd with soft plastic on the side. most discs havev (relatively) sharp edges

  • @pl3ysnontinde937
    @pl3ysnontinde937 3 года назад +178

    The switches launch day was magical. Actually felt like the first cool new thing in years. Just being able to take the console out of the dock and play breath of the wild was so cool

  • @ssscout
    @ssscout 4 года назад +2239

    scott the goat

  • @sneakysam6564
    @sneakysam6564 4 года назад +3228

    Hats off to everyone who watched this while it was still Sunday

  • @blakerm4147
    @blakerm4147 4 года назад +733

    I fear the day there isn't a bottle of Pepto Bismol in the background.

    • @nate3960
      @nate3960 4 года назад +14

      For that is the sign of the end of days

    • @rycalamo2684
      @rycalamo2684 4 года назад +3

      Truly

    • @bungus5651
      @bungus5651 4 года назад +21

      On a podcast he was on he said that he had to use that bottle of pepto once so the bottle you see in his videos is the second pepto bottle

    • @alex-zj6ef
      @alex-zj6ef 4 года назад

      ...

    • @andytheawesome7592
      @andytheawesome7592 4 года назад +2

      Maybe it’ll become a plot point the next season finale, like the Genesis containing Dick Vitale’s Awesome Baby College Hoops. I mean, his whole desk became a plot point in It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas. Scott’s got a tradition to uphold next month!

  • @Dripple
    @Dripple 4 года назад +135

    "Tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow."
    Script writing at its best.

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 4 месяца назад

      That’s not even exaggerating that happens more than you think

  • @wurtknurte7283
    @wurtknurte7283 4 года назад +698

    Honestly, they should just launch the first console out of a cannon and whoever catches it gets it early.

    • @gregor8482
      @gregor8482 4 года назад +12

      This deserves more likes.

    • @41dn
      @41dn 4 года назад +19

      And if nobody catches it and it breaks on the ground?

    • @mitchellwright1203
      @mitchellwright1203 4 года назад +41

      @@41dn then nobody gets it

    • @lijiang1342
      @lijiang1342 4 года назад +1

      @@gregor8482 no it doesn’t, it has 69 of you like this now you’re worse than a wii u ad

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony 4 года назад +2

      I would pay for this

  • @normalguy7877
    @normalguy7877 4 года назад +1384

    The PS5 went out of stock quicker than Scott can say "Hey all Scott Here"

    • @sammckean
      @sammckean 4 года назад

      It was restocked multiple times on Friday tho....

    • @mistertaffy6720
      @mistertaffy6720 4 года назад +30

      @Shuffs I feel like that's something scott should have addressed. "Man, I really want the new PS5, and I have a lot of money to throw away. I know! How about I buy one from Ebay for double the price?"

    • @RallyLancer95
      @RallyLancer95 4 года назад +9

      @@sammckean Yes except you can't beat a scalping bot on checkout

    • @sammckean
      @sammckean 4 года назад +5

      @@RallyLancer95 actually I did

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 года назад +2

      Heyaldlldsvotthee
      -Me trying to type Hey all Scott here faster than the PS5 sold out

  • @Sethica
    @Sethica 4 года назад +5124

    Imagine buying a non-deluxe Wii U.
    -This post was made by the deluxe Wii U gang

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 года назад +30

      @mr freakout fraud. Any true member would know it's deluxe Wii U.

    • @lwfilms207
      @lwfilms207 4 года назад +52

      Nintendo and the word “deluxe”: name a more iconic duo

    • @idkman700
      @idkman700 4 года назад +3

      lol thats actually what im doing tommorow not kidding

    • @sethberry2162
      @sethberry2162 4 года назад +21

      @@brendancross2767 Wii U is incredibly slept on

    • @OrangeToadGamer
      @OrangeToadGamer 4 года назад +8

      You have a Checkmark next to your name so it must be true

  • @PinkSparklyGamer
    @PinkSparklyGamer 4 года назад +168

    "There's a tornado warning tonight, more on that tommorow"
    It's the small things like this that make me love scott

  • @Semi2794
    @Semi2794 4 года назад +2011

    The existence of multiple Scott’s really shakes the lore.

  • @live_kaito_reaction
    @live_kaito_reaction 4 года назад +615

    "theres a tornado warning tonight" how did he know

    • @cloudystarsatnight
      @cloudystarsatnight 4 года назад +15

      He's a genuis

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 года назад +13

      All hail the Woz

    • @sirparker2881
      @sirparker2881 4 года назад +15

      I was thinking the same thing even though i don't live there. I knew someone would say this

    • @Tehdurkniht
      @Tehdurkniht 4 года назад +13

      He has to be psychic. Lest we forget when he predicted half of the Switch releases over the last three years before the console was out?

    • @kampstiefels7573
      @kampstiefels7573 4 года назад +3

      Dear god say you’re not in Britain

  • @adrifitz8793
    @adrifitz8793 4 года назад +293

    *"There a Tornado warning tonight more on that tomorrow"*

    • @Ethan5I5
      @Ethan5I5 4 года назад +7

      I didn’t notice he said “TONIGHT”

    • @illegalalien6542
      @illegalalien6542 3 года назад

      CBS news in a nutshell

  • @LuisMartinez-sv1md
    @LuisMartinez-sv1md 4 года назад +83

    Scott: “I love physical videogames!”
    Scott when hes hungry: 6:20

    • @hypersonx7284
      @hypersonx7284 3 года назад +4

      we found out why

    • @markdork801
      @markdork801 3 года назад +3

      I ate my 3ds cartriges when i got my switch

  • @chuckhalo
    @chuckhalo 4 года назад +2662

    I feel like Scott is going insane in quarantine and we’re just supporting him

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 4 года назад +37

      I'm surprised you're just noticing.

    • @chuckhalo
      @chuckhalo 4 года назад +8

      The thing is... I’m not

    • @jb0258
      @jb0258 4 года назад +17

      Yeah I've been 100% good during everything too. Lol I've secretly been waiting for the year that I get to do absolutely nothing, and that year has def been 2020

    • @chuckhalo
      @chuckhalo 4 года назад

      Noted

    • @bobvella7228
      @bobvella7228 4 года назад +1

      any gaming youtuber is basically a hoarder and that was before the pandemic

  • @AlexSzubka
    @AlexSzubka 4 года назад +302

    "Oh and there's also a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow."
    there was literally a tornado watch warning in my area and my power went out as well.

    • @bagofcrime1772
      @bagofcrime1772 4 года назад +17

      More on that tomorrow

    • @Severthead
      @Severthead 4 года назад

      oof

    • @samothy6118
      @samothy6118 4 года назад +2

      Idk where you are but that was my situation here in Ontario

    • @PierceMD
      @PierceMD 4 года назад

      It's been 11 hours, I think they died.

    • @bobbycisek5534
      @bobbycisek5534 4 года назад +1

      I am in Ohio and there was one

  • @TheLemonyBard
    @TheLemonyBard 4 года назад +427

    The Vita dropping gag was funny but for some reason his “awwww” made me feel legitimately sad for him

    • @nayuki-rn
      @nayuki-rn 4 года назад +15

      I almost did but you can see him fighting back a smile, which makes me happy :)

    • @formuoli
      @formuoli 4 года назад +16

      I feel bad that he owns a fuckin Vita

    • @darkyagami3503
      @darkyagami3503 4 года назад +2

      @@formuoli I want one but there are better things that I should waste money with

    • @KennyMaximum
      @KennyMaximum 4 года назад +9

      @@formuoli They’re not so bad nowadays, more specifically if you hack it

    • @DesTr069
      @DesTr069 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, that awwwww was one of his best moments for me for some reason lmao

  • @paulw858
    @paulw858 4 года назад +146

    It always saddens me when I hear that he bought his 3DS "the day it got a price cut" when I remember distinctly that many retailers had already slashed the price of their 3DSes upon the initial announcement. He would have been able to get the 3DS for the smaller price AND be an Ambassador! D:

    • @CaptainOblivious23
      @CaptainOblivious23 4 года назад +33

      Haha, I actually did this! Saw news online that Walmart had cut the price a day before the Ambassador deadline. Got my nice discount and a bunch of cool GBA games!

  • @Sharkbait745
    @Sharkbait745 4 года назад +852

    Scott: i called in sick to my uncle's funeral for this
    Us: his uncle died again?

    • @Bonetrousle
      @Bonetrousle 4 года назад +60

      Respawning lol

    • @neddy42
      @neddy42 4 года назад +43

      This the fourth time then?

    • @alex-zj6ef
      @alex-zj6ef 4 года назад +8

      Here we go again

    • @DarkIceKrabby
      @DarkIceKrabby 4 года назад +75

      No, his family keeps rescheduling the funeral because Scott keeps calling sick for 'em.

    • @lukekane7
      @lukekane7 4 года назад +7

      @@Bonetrousle damn spawncampers

  • @moonrise1171
    @moonrise1171 4 года назад +186

    “Hey all, Scott here, in commemoration of midnight console launches I’m giving you a midnight video launch!”

    • @kimothefungenuis
      @kimothefungenuis 4 года назад

      Depending on your time zone

    • @mrwheatthins2413
      @mrwheatthins2413 4 года назад +3

      @@kimothefungenuis EST is the only timezone that matters

    • @sethterry9504
      @sethterry9504 4 года назад +5

      @@kimothefungenuis ....Or not at all
      Watch it in the West; Watch it in the East; Watch it from the secret sacred depths of depths of the lizard base on Mars; even by mid twenty twenty foars......it would have always been midnight for Scott da Warahz

    • @sethterry9504
      @sethterry9504 4 года назад +4

      NTSC is the only time zone that matters
      .....Except for speedrunners

    • @sethterry9504
      @sethterry9504 4 года назад

      You know because super slightly slowed is what they’re all about

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 года назад +263

    I hope that when the entire universe ends, the last thing we see before dying is the giant blue screen of death in Scott’s iconic outro

    • @ThatTsuiBoy
      @ThatTsuiBoy 4 года назад +5

      One can hope.

    • @lemonke3774
      @lemonke3774 4 года назад +1

      Hope can one.

    • @Neentensev
      @Neentensev 4 года назад +1

      Heh loved that

    • @normalguy729
      @normalguy729 4 года назад +5

      I hope we never die so we can see the outro forever.

    • @chris07
      @chris07 4 года назад +1

      here before 1k likes in 5 mins squad

  • @dovestrodor
    @dovestrodor 3 года назад +21

    There are so many things to love about the intro of this video, from Scott running in and out of frame (implying he's the same Scott dashing from location to location) to the fact that he's holding an ice scraper instead of a microphone.

  • @bcerrone
    @bcerrone 4 года назад +278

    You know a console launch is bad when even Scott can’t get his hands on one

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 года назад +7

      Been there done that.

    • @Gruntvc
      @Gruntvc 4 года назад +3

      Remember when you actually had to go to the store to pre order or buy a new console? Good times.

    • @buddydew101
      @buddydew101 4 года назад +5

      @@Gruntvc I miss those days. That’s why people will most likely forget this new generation console release. “Yep I bought it online and it shipped to my house”.

  • @spike03000
    @spike03000 4 года назад +299

    I honestly consider Scott a self-made Video Game Historian. RUclips, give him the degree he deserves without the debt.

  • @larsnyman2455
    @larsnyman2455 4 года назад +581

    I guess he didn’t get the new consoles
    Sounds like time for a 5th WiiU

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +15

      I think he just had his box from his original Wii U. But me thinking about that and someone owning 5 Wii U's is fascinating.

    • @ianeons9278
      @ianeons9278 4 года назад +8

      The Wii U is my favorite console and even I admit he doesn't need this many of them.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 4 года назад +4

      @@ianeons9278
      It's not like anyone was buying these things when they were new

    • @angeldiaz762
      @angeldiaz762 4 года назад +3

      He'll just have a Gex party again instead

    • @ianeons9278
      @ianeons9278 4 года назад +1

      @ImmaLittlePip
      Ok, boomer.

  • @themonkeyvivi
    @themonkeyvivi 4 года назад +1946

    As a GameStop employee, I wake up with excitement that I get to answer the phone every 10 minutes to people asking if we have the new consoles in.
    Update: I quit. Please be kind to your local GameStop employees. They've been going through a lot of bs.

    • @Derakkon2
      @Derakkon2 4 года назад +135

      Do you have the new consoles in yet?

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 4 года назад +69

      @@Derakkon2 no we closed

    • @mr.billybob4013
      @mr.billybob4013 3 года назад +57

      @@RockyFoxxowo are you guys open now?

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 3 года назад +33

      @@sarahpedersen2624 ye

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 3 года назад +31

      @@sarahpedersen2624 ye, a switch

  • @ayejayjay
    @ayejayjay 4 года назад +549

    1:45 that guy's seriously wondering why his xbox is overheating? lmao

    • @npenplz
      @npenplz 3 года назад +176

      "I blocked all of the vents and fans and it overheated!!!"

    • @gavinthecrafter
      @gavinthecrafter 3 года назад +96

      "I don't know why it overheated, I mean I turned the thermostat up to the max temperature and played Halo at 8K 60 FPS while downloading another game, but it should still be fine right???"

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 3 года назад +10

      Breh it's clearly a joke lol

    • @aagp2
      @aagp2 3 года назад +38

      "oh yeah i removed airflow priviliges from my xbox, it should still be fine tho right?"

    • @thevenomoth3455
      @thevenomoth3455 3 года назад +13

      "what do you mean all the vents are blocked?"

  • @imcarter
    @imcarter 4 года назад +219

    Alternative title: Scott makes me lick all my game cartridges

    • @YourUncleBenis
      @YourUncleBenis 4 года назад +8

      NO
      Real men use teeth.

    • @patricksedler9697
      @patricksedler9697 4 года назад +5

      @@YourUncleBenis Real men use men

    • @Galiskaend
      @Galiskaend 4 года назад

      Real men using men use meth

    • @Gruntvc
      @Gruntvc 4 года назад

      Make'em into a Jill Sandwich...

  • @justacatinabath1309
    @justacatinabath1309 4 года назад +270

    The “hey all” this episode was 6 kneeslaps out of 10

  • @AceFondu
    @AceFondu 4 года назад +250

    I remember getting my Wii U at launch...my wife had just admitted she cheated on me a few days prior....good times....

    • @epicgamner1139
      @epicgamner1139 3 года назад +59

      damn im sorry at least you have the wii u
      then again getting cheated on is probably better than the wii u's launch so its really up to interpretation
      All jokes aside i'm really sorry i hope things get better especially in times like these it's tough to get back out there. Either way, i send my best wishes your way!

    • @abbycollins
      @abbycollins 3 года назад +11

      @@epicgamner1139
      ^
      |

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 3 года назад +5

      It's just sex.

    • @unknownwill4th549
      @unknownwill4th549 3 года назад +8

      Wii u over bitches

    • @theycallmet3061
      @theycallmet3061 3 года назад +7

      It's because you invested in a Wii U
      Just joking around I had one too (I regret buying it),I hope you're doing better or found someone better,good luck with your life M'dude. I broke up with my ex a little while after getting a Switch so I can kinda feel you.

  • @ldm__
    @ldm__ 4 года назад +670

    Scott looks like he would work at a mouse pad store in the early 2000’s

    • @droidixbacon
      @droidixbacon 4 года назад +10

      @Funny Name tod howard?

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +14

      @@droidixbacon All of them combined.

    • @eduardood
      @eduardood 4 года назад +25

      @Funny Name his uncle died twice, he's the perfect peter parker

    • @elidaman090
      @elidaman090 2 года назад

      You look like a desperate mattress salesman

  • @bloxxer_tv
    @bloxxer_tv 4 года назад +172

    i've never really noticed just how much effort scott puts into his videos until i saw him pop a breath of the wild game cartage into his mouth like candy

    • @jmp_fr
      @jmp_fr 4 года назад +9

      that must have left such a bad taste

    • @kripdom7778
      @kripdom7778 4 года назад +14

      Don’t forget the ps4 disk he bit in half

    • @oreohunter7798
      @oreohunter7798 4 года назад +1

      I mean, he broke a 3DS for a bit, not even on purpose

    • @p_e_a_r_s_e660
      @p_e_a_r_s_e660 3 года назад

      Gross

  • @ZaRealness
    @ZaRealness 4 года назад +475

    "We have a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow" LOL

    • @jgl1003
      @jgl1003 4 года назад +6

      He wasn't wrong

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 года назад +104

    6:49 Nearly 3 years and they still haven't fixed the "H" in the sign.

    • @monke135
      @monke135 3 года назад

      @@rutabagakoala good for you.

    • @markdork801
      @markdork801 3 года назад +2

      @@rutabagakoala i took a bite out of a bar of soap it was tasty

  • @bottledwaterprod
    @bottledwaterprod 4 года назад +99

    He's got a point. I briefly considered getting a PS5 this year, then realized that attempting to get one for retail price before 2021 would be an enormous pain in the ass.

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 4 года назад +1

      I think the majority of us are in this situation right now anyways 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MsAmberKat
      @MsAmberKat 4 года назад +5

      Yup same here, while I would like to get both the PS5 and Xbox Series X... I'm just gonna wait until next year when there should hopefully be more stock around and less of a hassle.

    • @padillaphile
      @padillaphile 4 года назад

      Same, I considered getting a PS5 this year, but decided not to because 1. I have both a Switch and 3DS and would like to get more games for those first and 2. I’d want to wait for the PS5’s price to drop.

  • @simplyevan7325
    @simplyevan7325 4 года назад +300

    Watching him just toss the switch cartridge into his mouth hurt me physically.

    • @littlebrowngaymer5132
      @littlebrowngaymer5132 4 года назад +47

      If you ain’t supposed to eat em why do they taste so damn good

    • @yourlocalhalalbutcher2707
      @yourlocalhalalbutcher2707 4 года назад +16

      @@littlebrowngaymer5132 hol up

    • @spookyubers1202
      @spookyubers1202 4 года назад +7

      @@littlebrowngaymer5132 expect for splatoon 2 that tasted like lead posioning to me.

    • @littlebrowngaymer5132
      @littlebrowngaymer5132 4 года назад +14

      @@spookyubers1202 it was a joke they all taste like shit

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 года назад +9

      I wonder if there's anyone who actually likes the taste of Switch cartridges

  • @Mark---W
    @Mark---W 4 года назад +229

    One thing we can agree that is Microsoft needs to work on their naming.

    • @devindykstra
      @devindykstra 4 года назад +45

      There's a rumor that the names are terrible because they want people to just call it an "Xbox" and not think of the generation.
      That's stupid.

    • @MANOFGOD9000
      @MANOFGOD9000 4 года назад +23

      SERIOUSLY!! The 360 was fine but after that...

    • @markozofarr
      @markozofarr 4 года назад +5

      Call the next one Xbox 599

    • @catriamflockentanz
      @catriamflockentanz 4 года назад +22

      @@markozofarr I wouldn't be surprised if they called their next system "XboX"...

    • @kyethepie1
      @kyethepie1 4 года назад +3

      @@catriamflockentanz just calls it eXbox or some dumb shit like that

  • @codyr.48
    @codyr.48 3 года назад +12

    10:57 So true. Wii U discs are satisfying to hold with the smoothed edge. Don't judge me just see for yourself lol

  • @demondton96
    @demondton96 4 года назад +412

    "it's a big deal when you finally get a new PlayStation or a new Xbox"
    *Shows KNACK*
    Ah yes, the pinnacle of games

  • @hexywesky
    @hexywesky 4 года назад +173

    Every time Scott says “It’s fine” 1% of my childhood trauma magically heals

  • @nunga9803
    @nunga9803 4 года назад +275

    Bruh Scott Could Talk About a Fly he found on his like...Table or something and I’ll still watch the video.

    • @cronkinthehouse
      @cronkinthehouse 4 года назад +9

      What would the time limit for you
      Personally I would watch him talk about a fly for 3 hours before considering stopping the video

    • @plague4661
      @plague4661 4 года назад +2

      I’d never stop watching a Scott video prematurely

    • @bidinga1480
      @bidinga1480 4 года назад +2

      Watch out for her

    • @foeton8469
      @foeton8469 4 года назад +2

      and he would turn it into a comedy skit somehow

    • @nunga9803
      @nunga9803 4 года назад

      @@cronkinthehouse same Tbh 😂

  • @oldchannelimadewheniwas13
    @oldchannelimadewheniwas13 3 года назад +58

    2:00 bruh this man got a Wii U with approval of Reggie

  • @gamer253
    @gamer253 4 года назад +491

    “There is a tornado warning tonight more info on that tomorrow”
    - scot the woz 2020

    • @glennrugar9248
      @glennrugar9248 4 года назад +10

      How many time does this need to be quoted in the comments? It was worth like half a laugh at best. Jesus people

    • @bageltoo
      @bageltoo 4 года назад +4

      I too watched the video

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 4 года назад +5

      I had a tornado warning happen earlier.

    • @guitarherorobloxgod
      @guitarherorobloxgod 4 года назад +3

      @@MysteryMii yeah I did too

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 4 года назад

      *Scott

  • @junkcodes
    @junkcodes 4 года назад +171

    Don't know why, but it's starting to feel like Scott's style is evolving a little. Not in a bad way, it's still definitely a Scott video, but he's starting to put a lot more effort into his skits, while still keeping the videos informative. I really like it!

  • @StiggyAzalea
    @StiggyAzalea 4 года назад +57

    Don’t buy a console at launch, wait for it to come back down

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 года назад +3

      Totally underrated comment.

    • @RonMillbrae
      @RonMillbrae 4 года назад

      Lmfaooooooi

    • @xaviermeyer660
      @xaviermeyer660 4 года назад +4

      I agree for different reasons. I say wait so hardware fixes can take place. Switch hasn't gone down a dime (granted that is nintendo they don't drop price) but if you waited a year there were several hardware fixes

    • @chrisbampton5225
      @chrisbampton5225 4 года назад

      I am waiting for a mid gen upgrade for the Xbox series x

    • @Heli-draws
      @Heli-draws 4 года назад

      That's what I was planning to do
      500€ is a bit too much

  • @MatTheGameGuy
    @MatTheGameGuy 3 года назад +18

    3:32 I love the callback to one of his older videos! haha

  • @RHDrumLessons
    @RHDrumLessons 4 года назад +43

    I’ve never found another channel that puts out such consistently good content week after week. And the fact that after a week, Scott’s vids already have a million views when the channel itself only has 1.2M subscribers...that’s pretty amazing. Really goes to show how solid Scott’s content really is.

  • @ssmmmfeaa8657
    @ssmmmfeaa8657 4 года назад +69

    You know what’s more exciting than a new console releasing?
    A new Scott the Woz video.

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 года назад +2

      Now we gotta wait for 5 years for a new Scott video

    • @SausageFingers420
      @SausageFingers420 4 года назад +1

      That's how you get pinkeye.

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 4 года назад

      @@DumDoDoor More like 5 days. It's scary how his videos are of such high quality even with the very frequent upload schedule.

  • @sethfeldpausch4337
    @sethfeldpausch4337 4 года назад +108

    Scott has the best sense of humor on RUclips, there isn’t anything quite like it. He could literally make a video about anything and it would still have me in tears laughing😂

    • @underscoremystik
      @underscoremystik 4 года назад +8

      the left shoulder button

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 4 года назад +3

      He sure does have a unique style of humor.

  • @cannonfodder4000
    @cannonfodder4000 4 года назад +16

    10:58
    For anyone who doesnt have a Wii U, Scott isn't joking here, those discs have rounded edges and really soft!

    • @NovaBoi7
      @NovaBoi7 2 года назад

      I've had a Wii u and I never noticed that. And I still have some discs from it

  • @schroederreitzel9496
    @schroederreitzel9496 4 года назад +174

    It’s called the PlayStation 5 because that’s the amount of years it takes to get ahold of it

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 года назад +20

      It’s also the amount of new games it will have.

    • @VForceWave
      @VForceWave 4 года назад +4

      @@ireplytoeverything3122 More than I was expecting to be honest.

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 года назад +6

      It's also called PS5 since you can count up to five fingers in one hand.

    • @redwidow1358
      @redwidow1358 4 года назад +3

      Maybe by the time I can get a PS5, the PS5 Slim will exist and I will actually have room for one

    • @acmiguens
      @acmiguens 4 года назад +3

      @@redwidow1358 The Slim will still be larger than the average piano though

  • @minerbloxer6471
    @minerbloxer6471 4 года назад +857

    Hey where do you shop for games at? Europeans: “game”

    • @EBlade3529
      @EBlade3529 4 года назад +39

      game imo is like the european equivalent of gamestop

    • @ReeseGhost
      @ReeseGhost 4 года назад +20

      @@EBlade3529 no way dude

    • @Wesmoen
      @Wesmoen 4 года назад +97

      Perhaps in UK? Game isn't that prevalent in EU as you think. Germany and Scandinavia have GameStop. The rest of us made our own version with blackjack and hookers!

    • @Heli-draws
      @Heli-draws 4 года назад +4

      I mostly use Amazon while looking for new games

    • @mrbeckegruvan16
      @mrbeckegruvan16 4 года назад +27

      @@Wesmoen Scandinavia used to have both Game and Gamestop and now we have neither.

  • @WoddCar
    @WoddCar 4 года назад +620

    Console: launches
    Scalpers selling a ps5 for $5,000: stonks

    • @lwfilms207
      @lwfilms207 4 года назад +43

      Scalpers buying a PS5 for $5,000 and reselling it for $10,000: Ultra Stonks

    • @Lucasio1209
      @Lucasio1209 4 года назад +55

      Hate scalpers man, they’re the one thing keeping me from my beloved Demon’s Souls. Also money.

    • @epicxx7699
      @epicxx7699 4 года назад +8

      @@lwfilms207 buying a 10k ps5 and reselling it for 20k: ultra mega stonks

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 4 года назад +5

      @@epicxx7699 buying a 20k ps5 and selling it for 30k: ultra mega epic stonks

    • @HeroOfTheDay16
      @HeroOfTheDay16 4 года назад +6

      @@natevemuri9024 thats... thats literally the exact same amount of profit with more of a risk lol thats not how stonks work

  • @krisironcastle3178
    @krisironcastle3178 4 года назад +1

    I bought my PS4 4 years ago during black friday, didn't open it until Christmas day, I was scared it was going to be a shitshow of me waiting for installs and updates, day comes, I'm on my third coffee and already boozed up, I unbox my brand new PS4, I hook it up, skip the connect to the internet stuff, pop in my Bloodborne disc. And it all worked. Like a christmas miracle I got the absolutely classic console experience of just connecting the console and playing right away with no install times. The best game of the gen no less.

  • @javierramos6729
    @javierramos6729 4 года назад +61

    Do everyone even realize that Scott is officially a Videogame Historian? We're like watching National Geographic of Videogames here!!

    • @LucasPucas
      @LucasPucas 4 года назад +7

      He’s like Bill Nye, but for stupid Nintendo games!

  • @matthewmcfadden4178
    @matthewmcfadden4178 4 года назад +72

    Scott you had the chance to call the news channel “Wozniak news”.

  • @Reyn_the_Insane
    @Reyn_the_Insane 4 года назад +34

    "You heard it here third"
    This is why I love Scott

  • @Jhandler99
    @Jhandler99 4 года назад +6

    Scott’s dedication to us is special. From literally eating his games, to spending all his cash on everything gaming, even loitering business’s parking lots in the dead of night. Long live his reign

  • @CountYourDaysCandyCadet
    @CountYourDaysCandyCadet 4 года назад +375

    "Looks like Nintendo is proudly showing off a squirrel that it killed in my backyard"
    Is Nintendo a cat?

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 4 года назад +9

      More like *a killer queen eating spaghetti*

    • @TheDatabaseNetwork
      @TheDatabaseNetwork 4 года назад +10

      I mean we got cat power-ups in Super Mario 3D World...sooo yeah.

    • @MimiCupcakeDean
      @MimiCupcakeDean 4 года назад +6

      ..... catboy nintendo

    • @gabeskai
      @gabeskai 4 года назад +8

      Given how Nintendo tends to do whatever they want, whether that be for or against our own detriment but we still can't help but adore them.... Yeah a cat would be pretty accurate.

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 4 года назад +5

      @@MimiCupcakeDean trans catboy Nintendo

  • @Pigmcginnyrig
    @Pigmcginnyrig 4 года назад +39

    The Ultra NES is gonna have the best launch day when it actually becomes a thing

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon 4 года назад +2019

    "There's nothing more exciting to a gamer than the launch of a new console"
    PC gamers: "what?"

    • @motorolah8107
      @motorolah8107 4 года назад +39

      literally my reaction lol

    • @blushingralseiuwu2222
      @blushingralseiuwu2222 4 года назад +259

      Aw come on, the new GTX 3000 series is the equivalent of launch day for pc gamers.
      So many scalpers TT

    • @UltimateDailga12
      @UltimateDailga12 4 года назад +11

      @@blushingralseiuwu2222 I think that was the point when he said "what?"

    • @shizaanimations7634
      @shizaanimations7634 4 года назад +128

      “I set up a chair upside and waited until midnight for the new Dell laptop.” -Fucking nobody

    • @lego_minifig
      @lego_minifig 4 года назад +16

      Blushing Ralsei UwU oh yeah, and the high end ryzen chips always sell out quick as well. Had to buy my 3900x for a $150-200 premium a month or 2 after launch since i had already sold my 2600x and needed a replacement asap. Scalpers are truly the worse. They have been emboldened recently and have been marking up hardware considerably more after the Animal Crossing Switch fiasco. They know desperate gamers will pay the premium. Its sad.

  • @jacklajoie9126
    @jacklajoie9126 2 месяца назад +1

    “Our Scott in the field” makes me think Scott is merely a single member of an entire race of Scotts. Kind like that one episode of Spongebob with the town of squidwards

  • @AVeryMidCelticsFan
    @AVeryMidCelticsFan 4 года назад +39

    Imagine just seeing Scott talk into a mic in front of stores at night.

    • @oaf6146
      @oaf6146 4 года назад +6

      it wasn't even a mic

    • @WasItSky
      @WasItSky 4 года назад

      Fruity!

  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 4 года назад +189

    "This guy bought a Wii U at launch , move over jesus "
    - Scott

    • @lwfilms207
      @lwfilms207 4 года назад +10

      As the Bible says, “For God so loved the world that he gave every human being a 32GB Wii U Deluxe Set”

    • @ratchetxtreme6591
      @ratchetxtreme6591 4 года назад +5

      @@lwfilms207and Then the Wii U got crucified to die for Nintendo's sins .

    • @jasonsorin1021
      @jasonsorin1021 4 года назад +4

      And after 3 days, the Switch rose from the cave and ascended to heaven.

    • @Omelander
      @Omelander 4 года назад

      @@jasonsorin1021 the grave but ok

    • @megadude5662
      @megadude5662 4 года назад

      Tbh i didn't even know the wii u existed until i played bayonetta for free on xbox one and wantwd to play the 2nd one.

  • @vargasbrothers23
    @vargasbrothers23 4 года назад +398

    Ps5: exists
    Scalpers: “I’m about to ruin this mans whole stock.”

    • @alexjackyperson101
      @alexjackyperson101 4 года назад +17

      Scalpers should go to the dumb hole

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад +1

      PS5*

    • @geraldnt
      @geraldnt 4 года назад +10

      @@alexjackyperson101 no.
      worse.

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer 4 года назад +3

      @@alexjackyperson101 I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's not enough. They need to go to the poo-poo hole

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer 4 года назад +9

      @J-star exactly. Make sure they wasted all their money

  • @kaijuhunter_02VOD
    @kaijuhunter_02VOD 3 года назад +9

    I got lucky to be in New York the day the Switch launched, and I got mine at the official Nintendo store in New York, it was a blast to be in the store

  • @HimeDelia
    @HimeDelia 4 года назад +119

    “Weird civil rights rally.” Scott you’re the funniest person on this planet don’t think I don’t recognize that street and angle

    • @jaybee27D
      @jaybee27D 4 года назад +1

      Explain

    • @HimeDelia
      @HimeDelia 4 года назад +47

      @@jaybee27D At the Nintendo Switch launch, Scott posted a picture of himself on that exact street wearing a BLM t-shirt to his Twitter. I’m 99% certain he’s referencing that.

    • @punkitt
      @punkitt 4 года назад +5

      lmao its a great callback

    • @rasagas3682
      @rasagas3682 4 года назад +1

      Nice Lesbian flag 👍

    • @punkitt
      @punkitt 4 года назад

      @@rasagas3682 didnt even notice but that is a pretty great lesbian flag, i agree

  • @twinkpeaks9993
    @twinkpeaks9993 4 года назад +12

    6:27 can we just acknowledge how smooth that was?

  • @JoSephGD
    @JoSephGD 4 года назад +183

    "Oh and there's also a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow."
    *80% of our forces have been wiped out!*

    • @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-
      @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- 4 года назад +2

      “Operation Big Wave is washed out...”

    • @WasItSky
      @WasItSky 4 года назад

      @@Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- fruity

    • @LittleLexi24
      @LittleLexi24 4 года назад +2

      @@Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-
      Sonic Forces reference

    • @Wafflyy
      @Wafflyy 4 года назад +1

      Bruh

  • @Bypass40
    @Bypass40 3 года назад +15

    "Here's me buying the Nintendo Switch, Now where is the picture of me and my dad?"
    O O F

  • @thebananamelon5065
    @thebananamelon5065 4 года назад +10

    @11:06 funny you mention that. Here’s how my dad got my family a Wii;
    He was a cop in NYC and he got dispatched to a huge fight in GameStop. People were fighting over the few Wii’s they had. The store owner was so desperate and scared, he offered my dad a Wii and a couple games if he could get everyone out. We got Wii sports, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, and Cars. Shit was fun

  • @Whom_
    @Whom_ 4 года назад +80

    The reason most console launches didn’t work was because they didn’t bring enough fuel

  • @RareHandle
    @RareHandle 4 года назад +66

    POV: you’re at home wishing you could afford the new consoles

    • @MaverickMcComas
      @MaverickMcComas 4 года назад +9

      I can afford one, just can’t get my hands on one.

    • @frozyre7854
      @frozyre7854 4 года назад

      I'm at home flexing my nearly 1,000 Steam game library, bruh. A new computer upgrade that'd play everything would blow the excitement of getting a new console out of the water.

    • @TenshiiNight
      @TenshiiNight 4 года назад +1

      I have the money just no stock

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 4 года назад

      I have nevee brought a console at launch. I'm 31 and I've have all of them except the OG Xbox. I can wait for the PS5 no biggie.

    • @TheRawyan
      @TheRawyan 4 года назад

      We all can afford it but we can’t find them

  • @Hayatehiroyuki25
    @Hayatehiroyuki25 4 года назад +162

    "Right when the next generation of consoles come out, does anyone look at the previous generation with disgust?"
    "Oh Ps5 is out? Its the perfect time to finally buy a PS4!"

    • @angeluriel2725
      @angeluriel2725 4 года назад +10

      *USED PS4!!

    • @hasoonnine
      @hasoonnine 4 года назад +4

      I dunno man it might be worth waiting on the ps5 availability and then you can buy ps4 aswell as ps5 games

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 3 года назад +6

      I unwrapped a ps4 for Christmas only to have the ps5 get announced like 2 months later

    • @WellCookedPotatoes
      @WellCookedPotatoes 3 года назад +9

      @@hasoonnine well the ps4 is planned to be supported for the next 4 years and there are no ps5 exclusive games yet so it's perfectly fine to only get a ps4 considering sony hasn't shown any exclusives coming in the next year or 2 that are ps5 exclusive

    • @hasoonnine
      @hasoonnine 3 года назад +3

      @@WellCookedPotatoes you're right, especially since there are no ps5's anyway

  • @renaultft1917
    @renaultft1917 4 года назад +52

    Walgreens gets to add "Trespassed by Scott the Woz" to their résumé.

    • @acmiguens
      @acmiguens 4 года назад

      They'll put up a plaque in each of those locations

  • @toothmello
    @toothmello 4 года назад +58

    “Let’s take it to scott in the field!”
    Scott: is at a Walgreens

  • @HunterLikesFilm
    @HunterLikesFilm 4 года назад +22

    Scott is really good at replicating his tone of voice on different takes. To me that takes talent, or lots and lots of dedication.

  • @darthhull85
    @darthhull85 Год назад +1

    I’m glad I have photos of me when I’ve gotten every PlayStation. From 96-2021 it’s cool to see me excited every time

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 4 года назад +46

    The only console I ever got at launch was the 3DS.
    There was no line.

    • @Smart1529
      @Smart1529 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I don't think I ever owned a console at launch. The closest one is the Switch but even that one waited a few months until Mario Kart 8 Deluxe to come out. I even got the game before the Switch 😂

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 4 года назад +3

      I have definitely never gotten any console at launch and likely never will. I'd rather wait for the price to come down, the glitches to be fixed, the different colors to come out, and of course the game lineup to fill in.

    • @AegonWithers
      @AegonWithers 4 года назад +1

      @@animeartist888 I'm doing the same thing right now actually. The only difference is that I plan on getting mine in a few months or so because I want to play a bunch of ps4 games as well, as I don't actually own a ps4.

  • @TheCrobatCave
    @TheCrobatCave 4 года назад +49

    "I called in sick to my uncle's funeral for this."
    *Hotelier intesifies*

  • @neomarioism
    @neomarioism 4 года назад +185

    hey its the guy who plays peter in spiderman: miles morales

    • @portersona
      @portersona 4 года назад +29

      Respect the hyphen in Spider-Man

    • @NoNamex1412
      @NoNamex1412 4 года назад +6

      He didn't use the holo drones in this video sadly

    • @Rant.
      @Rant. 4 года назад +2

      Its a fellow adam driver simp

    • @thehawk8332
      @thehawk8332 4 года назад

      Terrifyingly Acurate.....

  • @ericksotalol579
    @ericksotalol579 4 года назад +107

    I thought Scott missed his uncle's funeral to get a million coins in NSMB2

    • @brokos3339
      @brokos3339 4 года назад +17

      He missed both of his uncle's funerals

    • @markdork801
      @markdork801 3 года назад +2

      I stopped playing nsmb2 when i got my switch now i just play minecraft and sonic mania

    • @neo-beo
      @neo-beo 3 года назад +3

      His uncle died twice

    • @jeffdebie1032
      @jeffdebie1032 3 года назад

      @@markdork801 what about mario oddesy or breath of the wild or splatoon 2 or mario kart 8 deluxe or red dead redemption 2 or batman the teltale story!

    • @markdork801
      @markdork801 3 года назад

      @@jeffdebie1032 nah

  • @umizprad7849
    @umizprad7849 4 года назад +5

    Scott's narration and videos are the closest thing to a cure for depression

  • @norvaknight3867
    @norvaknight3867 4 года назад +110

    HEY MORE THAN 3% CARE
    there’s like 4 and a half man

    • @derpithfacilities3515
      @derpithfacilities3515 4 года назад +6

      Men men men, men men, men men men men men

    • @Nightenstaff
      @Nightenstaff 4 года назад

      We're not counting halves, man. Either round up or down.

    • @DumDoDoor
      @DumDoDoor 4 года назад

      @@Nightenstaff Guess we gotta teach our boys to act like grown ups, lol!

  • @lyric7702
    @lyric7702 4 года назад +16

    2:38
    So this confirms Scott has missed two separate uncles’ funerals for video game-related shenanigans (first one is getting 1,000,000 coins in New Super Mario Bros 2).

    • @AdriaticTokoru
      @AdriaticTokoru 4 месяца назад

      I don't want to bring up something depressing, but... Is the Wozniak family dying?

  • @fireskull9emerald
    @fireskull9emerald 4 года назад +14

    I love how you can see him starting to laugh at 8:07

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 4 месяца назад

      Because it’s funny

    • @AdriaticTokoru
      @AdriaticTokoru 4 месяца назад

      "Wait, come back! It could be in good condition!"
      Would've gave it away.

  • @princegoatcheese9379
    @princegoatcheese9379 4 года назад +9

    "There are almost always reports of faulty units, which are usually drastically overblown"
    *Crobcat sweats profusely in the background*

  • @johnk9924
    @johnk9924 4 года назад +4

    The launch photos were the best, he got his 3ds outside a church, the Xbox outside bed bath and beyond, and the atari at gamestop. Give this man an Emmy!

  • @adachisans5664
    @adachisans5664 4 года назад +73

    Scott is like Neil Cicierega's and Brian David Gilbert's cousin

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine 4 года назад +6

      Weirdly specific but okay

    • @theunnamedshow1373
      @theunnamedshow1373 4 года назад +6

      @@NotFine but a perfect expectation not even going to lie

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 4 года назад

      And somehow he's the most normal.

  • @luislemus1131
    @luislemus1131 4 года назад +82

    Is the “I thought you would be bigger/smaller” a reference the the Christmas bargain Madden 08 “you’re smaller than I thought “?

  • @michaelgd4144
    @michaelgd4144 4 года назад +67

    "Ladies and gentlemen, we've found the eighth sin" That should be a meme format

  • @LambosOnly
    @LambosOnly 4 года назад +6

    8:13 The picture of Scott with the PS4 when he first bought it is him at Bass Pro Shop.

  • @bigboybulbi
    @bigboybulbi 4 года назад +11

    The Lord has posted, all must come and watch.

  • @EzioHanitore
    @EzioHanitore 3 года назад +2

    "Theres a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow" I swear Scott's comedy is subtle genius this man would make SNL a million times better