Personal Trainer: Cooking - Scott The Woz
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- Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2020
- Scott chefs. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Music Used:
"Slots" from Super Mario Bros. 3
"World Map" from Personal Trainer: Cooking
"Menu" from Brain Age
"Personal Trainer: Cooking" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"Hackney Carriage" by Cedric Palmer
"Main Menu" from Personal Trainer: Cooking
"Western Recipe" from Shaberu! DS Cooking Navi
"Flowchart" from Personal Trainer: Cooking
"Search" from Personal Trainer: Cooking
"Spindlelegs" by Cedric Palmer
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes 
Игры
Alright, okay, hi. This wasn't the delayed episode that was meant to appear Sunday, this episode was always supposed to come out today. Man, lemme tell ya this delayed episode, it's pretty much done, but these packages I need for it just refuse to come it's STUPID. I believe it should be out on Friday with another new episode on Sunday, okay and then we should be back to a normal schedule. Okay? Alright. Okay. Alright.
Lol thanks for the vid, nerd. I am enjoying it. And you're funny okay alright okay bye
Hey all
:3
Okey Dokey Mr Scott.
Thx Scott,I love your videos btw,and also
THIS GAME BLOWS
I would love to see Scott show up to Hell's Kitchen with a DS
me too
Honestly, he should do that
(also hi lithium! love your videos!)
Cooking guide:
Cant decide what to eat?
There is a Hell’s Kitchen game on the DS
@@requiem165 and wii
I just remember that the recipes were always so exotic most stores didn't have the ingredients. Drove my parents crazy with it. lol
I never expected to see you on a scott video
Yeah Dead by Daylight and Scott the Woz is a combo I never expected but I am intrigued
@@commiemommiw9050 Yea I know right? Also is your name actually Hayden? Cuz that's my name
I learned to make chicken tenders and Mac and cheese... those ingredients weren’t too exotic!
@@yes-jp5fj lmao yeah, it’s a bit of a rare name. Nice to meet another one lol
Scott: * At the grocery store*
Cashier: " Sir that is a lot of clams"
Scott ' oh these,,, these are just clams.... for my family"
He bought a whole cart full of chips ahoy once so I think they're used to it
“You see, I am in desperate need”
Clamily...
Fun Fact: those arn't even real
Only 5 of them are, the rest are green screened in because there wern't enough clams at the store for Scott to buy. You can see it a bit when looking at the scene
Scott said it on his behind the scenes video on his second channel
mmmm
steamed clams
My new favorite Scott quote is “it’s a gourd bitch”
"... Have you read Huck fin?"
"Ive been meaning to give salmonella a chance"
"I have been hungry recently...
...
Lust"
"cereal"
I was wondering why it sounded weird for some reason, then I realised that he didn't censor bitch
@@caimaccass6911 the huck fin part made me laugh so damn hard.
@@illbebackeventually.9713
Scott has never censored bitch.
I respect just how much Scott is willing to spend on a short bit.
The clam cans were greenscreened unfortunately, you can see the grain residue on the right
But he still bought at least 6 cans for the closeup shot lol
@@caseys2698 Damn he honestly did it really impressively
Clam cans are like 20 cents each lmao
@@perrydan3533 Still takes effort
@@caseys2698 with my not so great eyes and watching on a small screen
Just can't tell the difference when it's there for a few seconds. If I look for it can most likely can notice it.
Real or not. It was done good enough to the point I couldn't tell without seeing your comment
The fact there was a second layer of canned clams behind the first, really brought that bit to the next level
Personal Trainer Cooking is legitimately one of my favorite DS games so this video makes me absurdly happy.
Same also hi Rogersbase!
Game?
Ayyyyeee rogerrrr!!!!
why
No COOKING MAMA WAS THE BEST
Scott is now my new favorite Scott
The old Scott was too much “Scott”
Well said 👌🏾
I’ve never heard so much depth in a single comment this man needs an Oscar.
How did you get 33 likes in a meer minute?
@@justicem2853 ikr
Comments like these are why I love this community. Nothing toxic, no yelling at people for having an opinion, just cracking jokes and having fun!
His 3DS being on the literal stove gave me GREAT stress and mild anxiety
Particularly given how many he's destroyed lately!
@@plufim “It’s f*cking Mario Kart again!”
_It has a capture card too..._
good thing you clarified that it wasn't on a figurative stove.
Yeah but he has, what, like, 6?
i like to imagine scott serving gordon ramsay, and it's literally a ds on a plate, with a stylus as a fork
@@gizmoduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2773 maybe lamb sauce will help.
@@fgsfdsf It better not be raw though, or we'll all catch Hell for it.
Ramsay: Finally some good fucking food
@@anthonyrubel4057 lol.
I would pay money to see that
"It's a gourd, bitch."
that might be the first time i've heard scott say bitch and i was not expecting it in a joke video
Have only seen like 8 Scott the Woz episodes you’ve got a lot to see (;
He never censors bitch, hell, ass, or damn.
“what’s in the crockpot?”
“cereal.”
your Rice Krispies are about to get a lot Krispier
I love deep fried water! The texture is amazing, I totally recommend it to everyone I meet.
That sound like a threat
I didn't hear you, *I have very slow ears*
YO! Deep fried water is what keeps my gears going around this time of year. It’s an absolute staple of Thanksgiving.
@Anthony Standridge how do you deep
Fry water? On second thought, don’t answer that.
0:27 Oh yes, I remember the walking tutorial game. They made us play it in kindergarten
Legend has it there was one kid that snuck an actual game into class and played that instead.
@@shardtheduraludon Now he can't walk...
Cocina Conmigo ¿Qué Preparamos Hoy?
I actually played this game and all the other games in the same series, is like 8 games in total, crazy huh?
Ahh i see you've played walking stranding as well
@@BBC600 It was worth those 5 minutes of playing Mario Party DS.
I just realized the brilliance of 5:20. An empanada and Chicken Pot Pie are basically the same thing with minor differences, which is so fitting for a cooking video.
"You ever actually read Huck Finn"
I cackled.
I never have. For reference, is it less or more screwed up then a Stephen King novel (I don’t have a better benchmark)
@@ravenwraith1017 Let's just say... The N-Word makes frequent appearances
@Manek Iridius ...and yet, still better than most of the shet good old Willy Shakespeare wrote. Think I’d take Huck over Taming of the Shrew or The Merchant of Venice any day
@@de132 Now I gotta read it!
@@de132 so much N-word it gets gratuitous honestly
Seeing the rest of Scott's house feels like we unlocked a secret bonus area
I think I saw a Star Coin up in the corner!
This is random, but your profile picture was my favorite character in Lego Batman lol
Can I have permission to make Scott's house as a game?
@@bluebomber875 lol same here man
@@cjlite0210
Make it a big house game. Nathaniel Bandy would love.
(This comment was a joke.)
My math teacher actually let me when I asked for me to use the Pokémon platinum calculator since she thought it was so funny
Epic-you're truly a Comedy PotatoGod!
lmao the fucking poketch calculator
Just wait until we someday can finally emulate DS games on a calculator, and then you can play D/P/P on a calculator and use the in game calculator there!
PotatoGod I hope that comes back in the remake lol.
@Eric Lee they would think its funny
"I haven't eaten all of the month of November to prepare for this."
I see someone's participating in NNN
No Nutrition November
What does NNN stand for
@@savagegamer81013 I see you're new here
@@savagegamer81013 Nice Nevada Nachos
Ohhh Nut is short for Nutrition
@@savagegamer81013 Nine Ninch Nails
" So easy, you need to buy a DS to make mac and cheese. "
I KNEW I was doing it wrong this whole time!
@@gizmoduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2773 The battery in the DS really brings the whole thing together. The taste of lithium Ion... Mmm, delicious.
@@gizmoduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2773 the plastic shell also gives it a nice crunch
@@gizmoduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2773 I tested it with a 3DS instead of a regular DS. You can really taste the 3D.
@@solierafromtheultrareconsquad it adds a whole other dimension to the meal
“You know what they say; if you can’t make goulash, give up.” - Scott The Woz, 2020
Correct
@@ronnza6668 Nice
That might be a Solzhenitsyn quote.
Most people actually *do* give up half-way through as they are satisfied on the half-way mark and think they finished the goulash already when they in fact just made the sauce and nothing else yet...
I want that on my gravestone
"I'm gonna wear this chef's hat like it's 2027"
I love the referencing
Mario Galaxy anybody?
Right
I can’t wait for robo ebola!
ikr
ROBO EBOLA!!
"I'm gonna wear this chef's hat like it's 2027"
Shoutouts to whoever gets the reference
2027 when Robo Ebola reins supreme and Scott becomes a chef
I understand it. It’s from his Mario Galaxy 1 episode
5:37
“Nice throw!”
-Wii Sports Announcer
"What are we Sinning today"
- God the Woz
Thats a sin
*ding*
I was originally gonna say Pride obviously, and then he just randomly chooses Lust...
"I am pretty hungry....Lust."
Ah yes, a true man of culture & taste.
@@SgtPotShot I’m more for gluttony
Wednesday Night Scott The Woz
has a unique flavor to it
It does ngl
i couldn't have put it better myself
It does-
Wtf are you doing here
Love your videos,didn’t see you as a Scott fan
"It's a gourd, *bitch.* "
idk why, but that made me crack up so hard. Honestly that was the only good thing about my Thanksgiving lmao
"They're games for Jerry Atrics's patients."
So this is the arc after Dark Age of Nintendo...
"Has anyone ever used Personal Trainer Cooking on an exam?"
I do have a friend that needed a calculator for his exam and they let him use his copy of Pokémon Pearl.
That's awesome, even though the poketch calculator app was so much ass.
@@ombranox it was the only thing that got me through Phantina's gym /s
“Anybody use Personal Trainer: Cooking on an exam?”
*raises hand slowly*
How'd you get it approved?
Doctor's note.
And if u look on your right u will see the rare personal trainer cooking test taker
@@bb010g I don’t think you have to because it falls under the “you didn’t say I COULDNT use it” clause
Teacher: Sorry, we don't have anymore calculators, but you can wait for someone else to finish the test so you can use theirs.
Lewa: wait hold up, I just remembered I DO have a calculator on me. *pulls out DS*
i like to imagine Scott went into the store, bought literally every can of clam that they had, refused to elaborate further, and left
I come back to this video often. Such rapid fire jokes in an incredibly compact time. The face Scott makes when he says “have you ever actually read Huck Fin?” Makes me nervous laugh
I was about to say, "Did you say Huck Finn?"
If you didn't know, the story is about a boy named Huckleberry Finn whose father frequently drinks and assaults him, never displaying affection towards Huck at all.
Yeah lol, not to mention Huck being witness to a murder in the first book.
Not the mention the N-word
@@pyrotechnic96 Which is what H.P. Lovecraft named his cat
@@jayfarias8440 please tell me you’re joking lmao
@Eric Lee jeez
I live for Scott's banter between him and his friends. Every second is always filled with a subtle and dead-pan joke and it just flows oh so well with every joke leading into the next.
"This is the best thanksgiving ever!"
"These pretzels are actually stale"
"Even I cant compeat with this!"
5:02 Not gonna lie, that doesn’t look half bad.
"half"
“Macaroni and cheese, Ohioan style!”
excuse me i don’t see a single speck of chili on that spaghetti
So it's canon now that Scott doesn't eat. And because he doesn't eat, he scientifically can't classify as a living organism.
He's a legal building. He's been reviewed on Yelp several times
This sounds similar to a joke Gary Larson would make in the Far Side.
Yes he can, he’s just an autotroph. He produces his own energy from light like a plant
@@Tuxflop except not from light, usually it's gex but sometimes it's flingsmash.
It’s always a possibility that Scott makes his own energy
"Ever actually read Huck Finn?"
Are you implying that a Nintendo DS game that doesn't even have a rating says the N word like 200 times?
That remembers me of a joke in Dragon Ball Z Abridged where Gohan reads Huck Finn and says "Oh, i've never seen that word before, I'm gonna say it out loud...Ni-..." And the episode cuts.
@@KeyboardOtaku Or what about another joke when Gohan says "But mom I've already read Huck Finn." Then Chi-Chi says "But this one has the N word taked out."
Tom Sawyer
If I remember right the 100 Classic Books are abridged, edited down versions.
Nope, Nintendo even said "All the books are the complete, unabridged editions."
His “Hey all, Scott here” gets more and more sarcastic
3:31 Scott deciding on jokes to include in scripts be like
Lol
“Personal Trainer: Cooking” so Cooking Mama?
Yes but with more tax evasion
Cooking mom
yes, but boring
Yeah the only difference is the food is real
Wasn't there a guy who actually used Cooking Mama to cook?
**Scott then takes out a comically large spoon.**
Can I have some ice cream
only a spoonful
Steel wool: can I have some murder?
Scott: only a spoonful
Steel wool: *Pulls out a comically large spoon*
@@suomi5475 bro spoilers
**Scott then takes out a comically large DS stylus**
4:36 words to live by
0:52 "used on games meant for Jerry Attricks patient" i just got this after the fourth re-watch of this video
"They got the DS Chef in on this?!" has the same energy as "S***, they got Vince Valenti to program this?!"
Wait where does the second quote come from
Yep. And to be exact it was one of the beerpong games
@@gamergod98l86 it's from the Wiiware chronicles series.
@@botondkovacs6228 "Blue 42, hike hike."
"What's in the crock pot?"
"Cereal"
Had me slayed
Imagine what cereal cooked in a crock pot would look like.
Your Rice Krispies are about to get krispier
That's something I would do
I like to imagine that that's just where he keeps the cereal and so when he gets up in the morning he goes to the kitchen, opens up the crockpot, pours some cereal in the bowl with a laddle, then closes the crock pot and sits down to eat.
I don't know why it was so funny, but it was
5:31 Me when I have dinner with my family.
"I'm gonna wear a chef hat like it's 2027"
Scott's references to himself are amazing
I’m glad he mentions how, uh, “Special”, Huckleberry Finn is.
“You ever try to read Lovecraft?”
@@AwesomeAutismHC "You ever hear about Lovecraft's cat?"
Holy shit I lost it when he said that. I had to stop and comment about it, so thank God someone else appreciated the moment.
It’s an awesome book. One of the first books to really be anti-racist in the USA.
yep its quite the novel
Thumbnail looks like an old school scott the woz episode. Love it
Cookin hard
My name is chef
@Austin Byrd I think he’s referring to the plain color background used in Scott’s earlier videos
I'm surprised there wasn't a "Get Ready, Set, Munch!" reference in this episode.
@@Chad_Eldridge there was reference to scott wearing a chef hat in 2027
I love how it sounds drunk when you slow down the voice, which changes the energy from "I would like to take this opportunity to help you improve your cooking skills!" to "inebriated cook in a shady restaurant who somehow still makes great food"
There's no food that MSG couldn't make tasty
I remember so many road trips of me loading this game on my DS and being proud of myself for cooking a Pavlova in 10 seconds
"What am I going to do? BE THANKFUL?!"
next line: "Thankfully--"
Scott, you poet you.
“We’re going to put on this chef hat like it’s the year 2027”
Original Scott the Woz fans get this reference
cant wait for robo ebola in 2027 like scott predicted
The reference is from the Mario galaxy episode of Scott the woz
Robo ebola
@@Thederp-gamer it’s a 2027 thing you wouldn’t get it
Can't wait for him to be wearing that hat for all his videos in 2027.
2:58 I love the way Scott says “foud”
food*
@@whatevertomdoes it’s the way it’s said I’m emphasizing
@@mobzollerthememeguy6765
Ok, I understand. I kind've figured that, but I wasn't completely sure.
I like how Scott does have Macaroni going into the Pot before saying he has no Macaroni noodles so it'll be Spaghetti
I wonder if Scott from scotts stash knows cooking. Would love to see him and Scott the woz collab. But I think they are way too different for it to work.
that'd be a great collab
agreed
wAiT sCoTt AnD sCoTt StAsH aRe ThE sAmE GuY
Idk man Scott's stash is more about long, unedited videos and Scott the Woz is more used to a faster pace
FFS, how many times have you made this damn joke?
3:50 so did Scott seriously buy like 2 dozen cans of clams for that bit
@Hongtai Jiang nah, all practical effects nate
@Hongtai Jiang he bought a whole cart of chips ahoy for a one second joke, he ain’t faking it
@Hongtai Jiang he breaks consoles and discs in way too many videos for him to fake this
This is the guy that bought a bunch of cookies as a joke prop, a turkey decoy (Hi! You caught me in a goose) and a bunch of cake mix for jokes. He also broke four Chia pets in one other video. Something tells me he bought 24 canned clams for that scene.
@@Code7Unltd wouldn't surprise me at all, this man does just about anything for a couple second bit
Dude Elite Beat Agents is still to this day one of my favorite DS games of all time
How many achievements did you achieve from cooking? 🍳
@@EnchantedSmellyWolf what?
Happy thanksgiving to everyone who’s watching this today
“I”m gonna wear this chef’s hat like it’s 2027” I was so happy about that reference
i dont get the reference
It’s a reference to the Mario Galaxy episode where Scott traveled to the future and Robo Ebola strikes back
@@ValueNetwork sweet
Hot Scott lore
I knew it was coming I was so happy when I heard it
“I’m gonna wear this chef hat like it’s 2027”
I see what you did there.
In the year 2027 robo ebola reigns supreme
its a 2027 thing you wouldnt understand
Its a Mario Galaxy reference
3:04 well it was pokemon platinum but yeah actually
Your friends " ... I don't know" at 5:50 was top comedy
Me and my friends IQ
I'm too innocent so i don't get it
@@SMCwasTakenIt’s not a dirty joke lol, they sell stale pretzels which is the name of the restaurant
who agrees that scott should’ve been nominated for creator of the year?
Me
Me
Everyone with a brain
Where?
Yes. Everyone is so samey or just not good enough. This guy works hard (and often alone) on each and every episode and doesnt get enough credit for that.
Man in 7 years Scott will probably wear a chef hat that entire year he's so committeed to the bit
If he referenced it now, he's definitely committed to it.
2027 will be the best year ever because Scott will be wearing a chef hat in every video of that year.
I almost forgot to watch this this year. Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
1:45 that's the ESRB for you
"So uh, I don't have macaroni noodles so I'm just gonna use thick spaghetti"
I love this guy
Seriously, make macaroni and cheese with anything that isn't macaroni. It's actually fun to do.
T H I C C s p a g h e t t i
I love how Scott just has a group of friends that are immediately down for whatever shenanigans Scott's cooked up (pun HEAVILY intended).
scott: I don't mean to get salmonella this year
also scott: *grabs raw chicken with his bare hands*
Drops a pan “ok “(moves on to the next step) just taps the counter with finger
“Ok”
I love this community. There's almost no toxicity, no yelling at people for having an opinion, no heated arguments, just cracking jokes and having fun!
Thank you, Scott ❤️
His comment section has always been like that its a rare thing
F*ck y*u
Until someone says hey y'all instead of hey all
@@internetguy.
ay y'all Scott here
Nah I'm joking
If youtube survives and this channel is still a thing then
We need to make Scott wear a chef had for the entirety of 2027's videos
We need to refer back to this video in 2027 to tell Scott to wear a chef hat, and it will be a 7 year old reference by then, so niche no one will notice lol
and the villain of the special is Robo-Ebola
“I have very slow ears” is my new favorite combination of words.
I love how the only thing on the esrb rating is "Alcohol reference" and yet the game includes video of a real fish being gutted
Scott: “What am i gonna do, be thankful?”
Also Scott in the next sentence: “Thankfully...”
**visible confusion**
Congrats!!!! You got the fucking joke!!!!!!
@@gizmoduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2773 that's literally exactly what it means, that's why they get it.
Imagine how everyone was looking at Scott as he carried a full shopping cart of baby clams out of the store.
Eh, he did it before with Chips Ahoy packages, I'm pretty sure the staff just know him as "That Guy Who Buys Strange Things In Bulk" by now.
They looked at him like he was the Walrus, but without the Carpenter.
I'd like to think that he had his order of all of the baby clams brought to his home by someone via an app.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone watching this!!!!!
3:29 When someone you hates make a funny joke
I am now going to refer to everything I do as “Ohioan Style”
The ancient Martial Arts style passed down and taught to all Ohioans at the age of 5.
Broke: Personal Trainer: Cooking
Woke: McDonald’s eCDP
I see you're a person of culture as well
@@novathefallenstarwarrior nick robinson
@@urielc918 I know I saw his vid
@@novathefallenstarwarrior me too
Man, I still use this profile pic
4:30 holy shit Hungary is canon im the Scott The Woz Universe!?!?
I love how Scott's writing has been identical since he started and the only legit way you can tell the difference between old stuff and new stuff is camera/audio quality
“YOU CANT MAKE CHICKEN IN THAT!” That line made me laugh so hard I was crying
Personal Trainer: Quit Smoking episode when?
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"You ever actually read Huck Finn"
I love that even if Scott isn't cultured he does a good job he cares to know enough about what he's talking about to point out funny shit like this
"Have you ever read Huck Finn?"
I hate how it took me a minute to process that joke! 🤣
Scott's stuff is just so great. He's able to put so many great jokes into every episode and it doesn't feel repetitive or get boring.
The problem is that you laugh at one joke for a tad too long and miss a dozen others
This might be the shortest Scott the Woz episode
I think that honor goes to the chia pets episode
Fixing bad game trailers, tinder, and get rich quick are the shortest ones
@@donutto4 as seen on tv, chia pet, what the wii u did right, physical vs digital, gaming on a budget, a console's last game and the art of speedrunning are also really short
it's stop smoking
No
“what’s in the crock pot”
“cereal”
0:14 saving this image.
“It was the controller, not me!”
No Johns, Scott. No Johns.
Was bouta comment this, glad to see someone did the work for me lmao
When I was a kid I always told my parents that my dream was to watch a video called "Personal Trainer: Cooking - Scott The Woz" by Scott The Woz. I'm glad that my dream is a reality now.
This feels like something Scott would tweet
@ That's what I was going for.
"New England Clam Chowder"
Cant wait for New England Clam Chowder Wii.
2:00 has the N word in it, "E for everyone!"
Last time I was this early Scott didn't even have a pumpkin license.
SAME
Welcome to the club
Oh I’m not new
Chibi robo zip lash was a pain and I never want to play it now
At least that’s what Scott said
As a desperate Ohioan I can confirm I've given in and used spaghetti for mac and cheese. Thank you for representing our culture 💪💥👍
"You know what they say, if you can't make goulash, give up"
As a Hungarian, I can say without a doubt : that IS the motto of the nations cuisine.
Egyetértek
4:56 why does this not look or sound like Scott at this moment?