How Can a Cooking Show be this Sad?!

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

Комментарии • 24 тыс.

  • @goodsirfilms
    @goodsirfilms 5 лет назад +7802

    When the “Steeeeeeeven” song started playing, I legit thought that it was something Ethan/Hila made haha

  • @ivypirata9332
    @ivypirata9332 5 лет назад +3748

    "hello wild cats"
    cries

    • @trolek852
      @trolek852 4 года назад +3

      @Yung King what

    • @notafascist3171
      @notafascist3171 4 года назад +5

      Yung King yeah what???

    • @error6767
      @error6767 4 года назад +51

      Yung King that’s false information. The molestor had a similar name but they aren’t the same person. Please don’t spread the false rumours

    • @OliverSandys
      @OliverSandys 4 года назад +1

      Yung King where can you find his mugshot

    • @finnl1068
      @finnl1068 4 года назад +39

      Yung King dam really sucks that u can’t remember. You could always search it up seeing as it apparently takes 2 minutes? Talk shit if u can back it up, I’ll believe it with an article

  • @francescofulghieri9608
    @francescofulghieri9608 6 лет назад +1604

    He’s so sad and he keeps hesitating when he talks. I can feel his anxiety and depression from here.

  • @danielbrown3048
    @danielbrown3048 4 года назад +6448

    God, this poor man seems so legitimately messed up. This is really depressing. The guy he’s reacting to also seems kinda sad I guess

    • @flauntyice8183
      @flauntyice8183 4 года назад +98

      OMG LOL

    • @shofik558
      @shofik558 4 года назад +20

      Bruh

    • @yaboirandall7638
      @yaboirandall7638 4 года назад +46

      @@kianyates6302 proof please do not shit on people like this if you don't have any proof

    • @zan6585
      @zan6585 4 года назад +18

      TheRealDownbubbles2 No he’s not you piece of shit. Stop spreading misinformation because it’s a convenient played out joke.

    • @sergeantrhymespitter
      @sergeantrhymespitter 4 года назад +3

      Lmfao

  • @kundalini-00
    @kundalini-00 5 лет назад +8883

    he grabs the bowl with his bare hands so he can feel something

    • @ariefferdaus31
      @ariefferdaus31 5 лет назад +116

      DAMN

    • @vietboy.V
      @vietboy.V 5 лет назад +59

      Pain.

    • @shooterbass1047
      @shooterbass1047 5 лет назад +31

      Jimmy Rustling the needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting

    • @darealkokujinz1503
      @darealkokujinz1503 5 лет назад +5

      Jimmy Rustling deep

    • @metachrist723
      @metachrist723 5 лет назад +6

      @Jimmy Rustling I appreciate this but why isn't it a sexual innuendo? 😂😂😂😂

  • @elgamer3003
    @elgamer3003 7 лет назад +509

    "Your life is worth more than three stirs."
    That was fucking poetic...

    • @kylemurphy597
      @kylemurphy597 7 месяцев назад

      I would feel bad for this old man, if he wasn't a two time sex offender prior to the filming of the "cooking" show

  • @marinejcksn1
    @marinejcksn1 7 лет назад +665

    03:52 he microwaved a plate of marinara sauce with no covering and nothing splattered on the walls. This dude isn't just metal, he's a fucking wizard.

    • @Daughter_ofStars
      @Daughter_ofStars 7 лет назад +7

      He put Skwisgaar Skwigelf to shame.

    • @oaedeoi
      @oaedeoi 7 лет назад +7

      At 600 Watts or lover it should not splatter but i use always the cover to be shure

  • @sunkcostfallacy2738
    @sunkcostfallacy2738 3 года назад +566

    Damn, I can't believe this was five years ago. I miss this prepared content by h3h3.

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 2 года назад +82

      Ugh me too.. the podcast makes me want to die

    • @reynaldoponce3422
      @reynaldoponce3422 2 года назад

      @@rae7864 I don't think that's the podcast I think it's just your miserable ass

    • @Philly505
      @Philly505 2 года назад +3

      Hopefully we’ll see him back soon

    • @waspywasp451
      @waspywasp451 2 года назад +43

      @@Philly505 Nah dudebro, it's too late. There's no way they're doing this type of content in the future

    • @Philly505
      @Philly505 2 года назад

      @@waspywasp451 probably tru

  • @sonicmik
    @sonicmik 5 лет назад +2492

    Pro tip, salt it with your own tears for that extra flavor savings.

  • @fantoonstic
    @fantoonstic 6 лет назад +2285

    this video cured, and then subsequently gave me back my depression.

  • @imjustasnail
    @imjustasnail 8 лет назад +4070

    "you put the rice in the.. the thing"

    • @Slugthing
      @Slugthing 8 лет назад +87

      Erika Peterson It's not the bowl, it's the, the thing.

    • @amrudevil
      @amrudevil 8 лет назад +8

      it's the stone guy from fantastic4

    • @Jake-pr7js
      @Jake-pr7js 8 лет назад +3

      AmruDevil the thing

    • @neku2741
      @neku2741 8 лет назад +30

      at least he have a microwave, i boil eggs in electric kettle, then make tea and have boil eggs for dinner.

    • @goober1846
      @goober1846 8 лет назад +2

      AYY LMAO

  • @LurkerPatrol
    @LurkerPatrol 4 года назад +248

    "Thats not even prison food, that's prisoner of war food".
    I'm on the floor, that line is so good.

    • @aaronramsden1657
      @aaronramsden1657 3 года назад +4

      I've been to prison and can confirm it's not that bad

    • @ashleydelacuadra3826
      @ashleydelacuadra3826 3 года назад

      @@aaronramsden1657 jail is tho it's actually worse

    • @CoburtCocain
      @CoburtCocain 2 года назад +1

      Same I'm on the floor of a prison too

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 2 года назад +1

      Imagine if Ethan was still funny like that

  • @Aterhallsam
    @Aterhallsam 5 лет назад +3502

    ”Just dump the rice in to the thing”
    He couldnt even be bothered to use the word ”bowl”.

    • @collisionsaresore7327
      @collisionsaresore7327 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 5 лет назад +112

      There is no time when you are needing to visualize your own death as much as this guy.

    • @Sadlittlecloud
      @Sadlittlecloud 5 лет назад +18

      dacypher22 he passed away a day before his birthday

    • @Bluewolf23
      @Bluewolf23 5 лет назад +12

      yung fluer god now I’m even more depressed.

    • @RobotWaffles
      @RobotWaffles 5 лет назад +14

      @@Sadlittlecloud serious??

  • @Madchimpz
    @Madchimpz 8 лет назад +1727

    8:00
    You just dump the rice.. into the thing. He doesn't even bother to say dish or bowl, just thing.

    • @esaw7067
      @esaw7067 8 лет назад +163

      Madchimpz I'm pretty sure he gave up trying ages ago

    • @samumohacsi
      @samumohacsi 8 лет назад +15

      Madchimpz do the thing

    • @cyrusgoodarzi8594
      @cyrusgoodarzi8594 8 лет назад +9

      Lord Bumbo Zhu Lee do the thing

  • @dumyjobby
    @dumyjobby 6 лет назад +1925

    Steven needs hugs from 3 to 6 people.

    • @nikkid8519
      @nikkid8519 5 лет назад +6

      @Glorious Meme are you for real?

    • @web7014
      @web7014 5 лет назад +4

      Y'all are making this up smh 😂

    • @kunglao3381
      @kunglao3381 5 лет назад +11

      @@seebarino get a life

    • @christianordonez5704
      @christianordonez5704 5 лет назад +2

      @@kunglao3381 if you tell people to get a life and you make vids about Creed 2 who do you think needs to get a life

    • @kunglao3381
      @kunglao3381 5 лет назад +1

      @@christianordonez5704 you

  • @iloverice6784
    @iloverice6784 6 месяцев назад +47

    Came back just to see h3h3 at its golden years

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 4 месяца назад +3

      Ahhh.. me too bud. Me too ❤

    • @oscardean8962
      @oscardean8962 9 дней назад

      When H3H3 was good

  • @Sirgabriel97
    @Sirgabriel97 6 лет назад +482

    "And today we're making a ...uh, rice dish, this one you just dump the rice... into the thing ... " he's so hopeless he just doesn't care anymore

    • @alarmmclock4460
      @alarmmclock4460 6 лет назад +8

      gabriel M And that was the first video he made

    • @PantsuGod
      @PantsuGod 6 лет назад +3

      No, he's dead.

  • @ChrisPoindexter98
    @ChrisPoindexter98 6 лет назад +692

    "Your life is worth more than 3 stirs." - Ethan Klein, 2016.
    Words to live by.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 7 лет назад +2677

    *Your life is worth more than three stirs of nacho dip.*
    Inspiring words. Helped me out of a tough time.

    • @CarlosRamos-gw9qx
      @CarlosRamos-gw9qx 7 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @quepasacalabasa
      @quepasacalabasa 7 лет назад +33

      Someone needs to put that on a t-shirt

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 7 лет назад +11

      OH COME ON YOU CAN STIR IT MORE THAN THREE TIMES

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers 7 лет назад +5

      CleverNameHere I'd honestly buy a shirt with that on.
      Hell, I'd make one on my own if I could.

    • @buyerofsorts
      @buyerofsorts 5 лет назад +5

      So you got your shit together for a fourth stir?

  • @MultiPuppypuncher
    @MultiPuppypuncher Месяц назад +8

    I come back to this video every once in a while for nostalgia. God i love this video

    • @Orion55901
      @Orion55901 27 дней назад +1

      truly emblematic of the golden era of this channel

  • @BestAtNothing
    @BestAtNothing 8 лет назад +9818

    I swear I thought that "Steven" song at 1:13 was your editing at first lol

  • @woahtrisha8889
    @woahtrisha8889 8 лет назад +6494

    he eats the spaghetti to forgetti

    • @lynchm0bs874
      @lynchm0bs874 8 лет назад +27

      he eats the spaghetti so he can forgetti*

    • @hikaritrif2167
      @hikaritrif2167 8 лет назад +47

      +Siggurd Bjorn stfu

    • @yaknoe4659
      @yaknoe4659 8 лет назад +6

      he ate the forgetti then and then he remember what his life was.
      #Prayforsteven

    • @KanalDerGutenSache
      @KanalDerGutenSache 8 лет назад +37

      knees weak arms are heavy

    • @woahtrisha8889
      @woahtrisha8889 8 лет назад +14

      what the fuck leave this comment alone it's not funny

  • @Otterbean4013
    @Otterbean4013 6 лет назад +508

    0:38 "And I'm............Steven Reed." Damn, I swear I felt that man's crippling depression when he paused.

    • @saltyfries680
      @saltyfries680 6 лет назад +13

      bro ikr, I physically felt the pure depression

    • @erynsmerch3
      @erynsmerch3 6 лет назад +2

      Salty Fries Breathe it in like Oxygen. It makes you stronger

    • @AB-qk8ld
      @AB-qk8ld 6 лет назад +1

      Eryn Power lol

    • @fantoonstic
      @fantoonstic 6 лет назад

      420 likes.

    • @j_calderxn
      @j_calderxn 6 лет назад +2

      He had an identity crisis mid-sentence

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 года назад +398

    6:31 when he is coughing and punching the microwave is such an underrated moment in this video xD funniest part probably still

    • @sergiomissaglia6380
      @sergiomissaglia6380 4 года назад +5

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! SADNESS MEANS FEELING NO PAIN GRRRRRRR 😂

    • @bobbysells9226
      @bobbysells9226 4 года назад +18

      I love when he chucks the bag of rice in the microwave then it cuts away and he's just standing right in front of it staring into it as it cooks. Lol

    • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
      @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 года назад +3

      Also when he stirs the nacho cheese canister in the chili with his plastic knife 😂😂😂

    • @djdannydan1203
      @djdannydan1203 3 года назад +2

      @@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV that part always takes me out lmfao

    • @Blernster
      @Blernster 3 года назад

      xD

  • @TheHornetSquad
    @TheHornetSquad 8 лет назад +304

    I just shed a tear.

  • @zenosyne9065
    @zenosyne9065 6 лет назад +772

    8:02
    “You just dump the rice into... the thing.”

  • @wadehackett9915
    @wadehackett9915 6 лет назад +378

    He has the equivalent sadness of 3 - 6 people.

  • @martywilsonlife
    @martywilsonlife 4 года назад +214

    "You dump the rice into the 'thing'"...

    • @toridona9736
      @toridona9736 4 года назад +21

      I seriously dont understand why Ethan didnt point that out. I absolutely died

    • @ashleygallo6265
      @ashleygallo6265 4 года назад +20

      He didnt even have enough care to call it a bowl which is common sense...he doesnt care about anything anymore...poor guy :(

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 4 года назад

      😂

    • @jendeukie_pookie
      @jendeukie_pookie 3 года назад +6

      Am I the only one thinking that he needed to ad water 😂

    • @GeminiPlatypus
      @GeminiPlatypus 3 года назад

      🥲

  • @kellyg4373
    @kellyg4373 5 лет назад +614

    I also don't even know 3 to 6 people to share a bowl of dip with. This really is too real.

    • @karamonsterr
      @karamonsterr 5 лет назад +4

      Me too 😭

    • @guy2574
      @guy2574 5 лет назад +4

      Kelly G 2 to 5 people*

    • @sergiomissaglia6380
      @sergiomissaglia6380 4 года назад +1

      F

    • @TTVAT1001
      @TTVAT1001 4 года назад

      The only people i know to share a bowl of dip is my family members •́ ‿ ,•̀

  • @merlinsiervo
    @merlinsiervo 7 лет назад +819

    This is the opposite of Bob Ross' The Joy of Painting.

    • @danielkhan1
      @danielkhan1 7 лет назад +96

      The Meloncholy of Cooking

    • @jingyu97
      @jingyu97 7 лет назад

      Ainsley Harriott The Joy of Cooking *bruh*

    • @Severalsoundsprod
      @Severalsoundsprod 7 лет назад

      That One Weird kid browsing through the Internet is Steven dead?

    • @GetIsekaid
      @GetIsekaid 7 лет назад +1

      That One Weird kid browsing through the Internet He pissed in public what's your problem?

  • @jros3002
    @jros3002 7 лет назад +1973

    This guy genuinely makes me feel sad.

  • @an_intruder
    @an_intruder Месяц назад +4

    I remember bawling my eyes out to this video as a kid, I felt so bad for him. I still do, I hope he made peace with himself before he passed.

  • @poio9536
    @poio9536 7 лет назад +4162

    How can we cook food when he's cooking our hearts

  • @imawesome066
    @imawesome066 8 лет назад +3901

    not even my heelies can escape these feelies

    • @Wuaff23
      @Wuaff23 8 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @k.rahimi4969
      @k.rahimi4969 8 лет назад +10

      Thanks for the keks

    • @ashleyiceblade7460
      @ashleyiceblade7460 8 лет назад

      XD

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 8 лет назад +5

      I used Soaps. Still didn't work. The curb to my heart was too long to Soap out of....

    • @Tiahaxmy
      @Tiahaxmy 8 лет назад +5

      undeniable young sinatra

  • @kaiwhosthat6653
    @kaiwhosthat6653 5 лет назад +439

    Bro I cried watching this video. I feel so bad for Steven. When he stuttered while saying "3-6 people" my heart dropped.

    • @YnRealest
      @YnRealest 5 лет назад +25

      He died :( a day before his birthday :(((

    • @taejae4272
      @taejae4272 5 лет назад +2

      hello hope

    • @jordanromero8843
      @jordanromero8843 5 лет назад +15

      @1 2 😐

    • @Fyre0
      @Fyre0 5 лет назад +24

      @1 2 Jesus Christ, go take your meds and calm down. You just got triggered over an ~obviously~ hyperbolic RUclips comment.
      Let that sink in for a minute.

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 5 лет назад +9

      @1 2 I got a better idea mate, why don't you just fuck off

  • @cwiebes2651
    @cwiebes2651 4 года назад +424

    I can’t tell if he’s camera shy or just lowkey depressed. Legit feel bad for him.

    • @mokushmasmo6009
      @mokushmasmo6009 4 года назад +1

      MR MENTALITY how hot?

    • @remopoldmann5402
      @remopoldmann5402 4 года назад +36

      Yeah he seems to be pretty sad dude, but Steven from the cooking show also seems kinda depressed

    • @PurpleMoon799
      @PurpleMoon799 4 года назад +3

      probably both

  • @SlickTrollope
    @SlickTrollope 5 лет назад +971

    This has to be one of the most classic H3H3 videos in my opinion and really resonates the Golden age of RUclips and h3 h3

  • @BurritoTFB
    @BurritoTFB 8 лет назад +488

    Jesus man, by the last video I felt like they don't even let him leave the set, like he sleeps under the table an just wakes up to record the cooking piece, look at his hair man!! Dammit Weber...

    • @BigStomper
      @BigStomper 8 лет назад +1

      Burrito that's what sec offenders have to do for the rest of their lives

    • @Mikko74
      @Mikko74 8 лет назад +25

      Weber's life matters

    • @deadbeatninja8618
      @deadbeatninja8618 8 лет назад +1

      Burrito lol

    • @paco1022
      @paco1022 8 лет назад

      Burrito he has huge bags under his eyes

  • @willkelly9726
    @willkelly9726 8 лет назад +611

    I feel so bad for him. I literally cried a little bit while watching this video. I had such a range of emotions while watching this, laughter( Ethan's comments, disgust (some of the food), and sadness(the video).

  • @marymichalak7907
    @marymichalak7907 4 года назад +223

    This video is one of their funniest ones. I cry laughing every time I come back to it. They made fire videos when they lived in NYC.

    • @tuumanka7974
      @tuumanka7974 4 года назад +3

      This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen after flex tape

    • @ashleygallo6265
      @ashleygallo6265 4 года назад +4

      Ne too this and the pepsi one where ethan pretends the pepsi is killing him and hes bleeding from this mouth at the boardwalk. I laugh so much.

  • @clyelli
    @clyelli 5 лет назад +806

    "Your life's worth more than three stirs, dude!"
    That right there is motivational.

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @yinlo5876
      @yinlo5876 3 года назад +3

      Sometimes it is so tiring to stir more than 3 times ...

  • @penatio
    @penatio 6 лет назад +920

    It's not that Steven doesn't feel pain anymore. *He feels it all the time.*

    • @Thezombieslayer175
      @Thezombieslayer175 6 лет назад +35

      Pissed-off Dinosaur steven has transcended into the physical and mental embodiment of pain itself

    • @ivanfraevich942
      @ivanfraevich942 6 лет назад +10

      because he's dead (he died 1 day before his birthday) and is probably in hell for absolutely no reason

    • @majikss
      @majikss 5 лет назад +3

      @@ivanfraevich942 holy shit r u serious

    • @SpudNug69
      @SpudNug69 5 лет назад +4

      That's my secret cap, I'm always depressed

    • @cloudunknown
      @cloudunknown 5 лет назад

      He has learned to live with it.

  • @darj617
    @darj617 6 лет назад +178

    I love how Ethan can goof on someone without actually savagely ripping them to shreds or being degrading. Genuine talent for comedy.

  • @MrDirkieman
    @MrDirkieman 4 года назад +158

    Imagine going on a romantic boat ride and Ethan is next to you eating tortilla chips with chili and cheese...

  • @olivialucretia6720
    @olivialucretia6720 7 лет назад +312

    he microwaved his will to live

  • @tommy1523
    @tommy1523 7 лет назад +667

    There's sadness in his bowl already, mom's spaghetti, he's sad but on the surface he looks dead and empty, to drop water, but he keeps on cooking.

    • @_Brohan
      @_Brohan 7 лет назад +2

      well, he probably did have a drain or something right there... maybe.

    • @nasusgg8274
      @nasusgg8274 7 лет назад +9

      TommyBoy he is nervous but in the services he looks calm and ready

    • @greentaigo2552
      @greentaigo2552 7 лет назад +7

      Brohan89 you know that this person is making an Eminem reference right

    • @rizalidris8328
      @rizalidris8328 7 лет назад

      TommyBoy He died 1012 one day before his birthday and he was accused of being a pedophile but I believe that he is not

    • @momsspaghetti9970
      @momsspaghetti9970 7 лет назад +1

      Did someone call me?

  • @Master5505
    @Master5505 6 лет назад +822

    *”This is not prison food, this is prisoner of war food” xD I’m dead*

  • @momentarylapse1362
    @momentarylapse1362 11 месяцев назад +8

    Every now and then I revisit this video. Such a classic.

  • @AppleMarineXX
    @AppleMarineXX 5 лет назад +2700

    I laughed when I was younger, but now that I'm in college, I realize I'm more or less using these recipes in my microwave.

    • @wormgf
      @wormgf 5 лет назад +78

      AppleMarineXX im in college now too and damn these are useful

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 4 года назад +16

      This made me cry

    • @jtalksss
      @jtalksss 4 года назад +2

      Bro facts

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 года назад +4

      Surely even pot noodles would be better

    • @MediaDestroyer
      @MediaDestroyer 4 года назад +6

      @@MrHendrix17 like noodles with weed? That's a thing?

  • @rngzus4834
    @rngzus4834 7 лет назад +529

    The fact that you guys took a boat tour for that one shot is absolutely hilarious

    • @nathanw32
      @nathanw32 6 лет назад +18

      Jake Brooks
      I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

    • @_skud
      @_skud 6 лет назад +3

      NICE MEME that's a pretty nice meme fam

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 6 лет назад +7

      NICE MEME NOW THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE

    • @ncrveteranranger9126
      @ncrveteranranger9126 6 лет назад

      Starfish Prime THE SUPPER T I C C WATERPROOF TAPE

    • @user-fr9cr8yd1z
      @user-fr9cr8yd1z 6 лет назад

      it's the ferry. it was $2.75 in 2016

  • @jwilburo1234
    @jwilburo1234 8 лет назад +497

    That's how I make my spaghetti, and I can confirm I died inside a while ago.

    • @hujass300
      @hujass300 8 лет назад +2

      But you still put meat in the sauce, right?

    • @yungblase
      @yungblase 8 лет назад

      +Hu Jass lmfao

    • @furhadnasserjah123
      @furhadnasserjah123 8 лет назад +1

      +Hu Jass nah, vegan.

    • @LoganWarner
      @LoganWarner 8 лет назад +2

      No he didn't die. That gravestone said he was born in November, but on the sex offender sights, he was born in March

    • @Boomer8824
      @Boomer8824 8 лет назад +1

      Brian Welsh he died in 2012 his DOB was November 21ist

  • @capt.k6782
    @capt.k6782 5 лет назад +672

    not gonna lie this is definitely me when im depressed

    • @inksnail1458
      @inksnail1458 5 лет назад +3

      Damn, is that what this feeling is?

    • @bellyidol971
      @bellyidol971 4 года назад +13

      Not gonna lie this is definitely me when your comment made me laugh

    • @missrdl1977
      @missrdl1977 4 года назад +3

      Oh my. That's what's wrong with me.

  • @expressivepancake4693
    @expressivepancake4693 5 лет назад +1197

    imagine seeing some man crying next to a lake, eating a bowl of chili-cheese dip and chips with the jar still inside

    • @yungtux8770
      @yungtux8770 5 лет назад +57

      *with his bare hands*

    • @expressivepancake4693
      @expressivepancake4693 5 лет назад +26

      @Odi you just ruined the joke tbh

    • @stenchemitter2407
      @stenchemitter2407 5 лет назад +14

      @Odi thanks for canceling out the joy I received from the joke

    • @Lavis-ck8dw
      @Lavis-ck8dw 5 лет назад +14

      @Odimy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined thanks

    • @dalegribble2792
      @dalegribble2792 5 лет назад +6

      I would prefer to be the random person on a boat trying to sight see the city and there’s a man being filmed smashing cheese wiz and chili into his face from tupperware with his bare hands.
      I mean, if anything perfectly encapsulates the city it’s gotta be that.

  • @andrew4866
    @andrew4866 7 лет назад +304

    This video actually made my heart physically hurt. I just want to hug this man and tell him it will be ok. But sadly I cannot. Truly rest in peace Steven. I love you. You will be missed by millions. You were a good man regardless of what people say about you. I wish things could have gone better for you in life. You poor man. Again god rest your soul.

  • @mafiaismafia
    @mafiaismafia 8 лет назад +766

    This actually made me feel sad.
    I hope hes doing alright...

    • @GlitchGoblin
      @GlitchGoblin 8 лет назад +61

      Steven Reed was a sex offender, in 1983, and in 2002 he was convicted. From which he was shanked in jail and died. RIP. Don't feel bad bro.

    • @TheUkichannel
      @TheUkichannel 8 лет назад +99

      Got a source otherwise you are spreading BS.

    • @adam8ive
      @adam8ive 8 лет назад

      i heard he died.

    • @greg93819381
      @greg93819381 8 лет назад +40

      or you could google it archive.is/WlJ4G

    • @IceyciZool
      @IceyciZool 8 лет назад

      well DAMN

  • @drawbridge1
    @drawbridge1 4 года назад +142

    I feel so sad, seeing old people sad makes me sad. This is why I'm sad. Sadness befalls me as I will be sad for this sad old man.

    • @owenpadilla9132
      @owenpadilla9132 4 года назад +6

      apparently he died before his birthday

    • @geoffreyherrick298
      @geoffreyherrick298 2 года назад

      What's even sadder is that one day we'll be like him!😨

  • @DanielBrown-ee5tb
    @DanielBrown-ee5tb 8 лет назад +5669

    The legend goes that Steven is HowToBasic's dad...

  • @andrewpeterson7807
    @andrewpeterson7807 7 лет назад +1517

    Who else feels like they're worth exactly 3 stirs

    • @Ralphfish4
      @Ralphfish4 7 лет назад +78

      Andrew peterson
      I had the exact same bag of rice on my shelf that Ethan ate. My life is worth two stirs at best.

    • @akro7481
      @akro7481 7 лет назад +14

      Andrew peterson you're worth more than that, man. You're like 9 stirs at least.

    • @ArushiSharmacr7
      @ArushiSharmacr7 7 лет назад +28

      i'm worth one stir at best

    • @holymoleywowzers
      @holymoleywowzers 7 лет назад +24

      Forever, I will be... always... un-stirred

    • @silverfoot6079
      @silverfoot6079 7 лет назад +14

      My life is worth 45 seconds in the microwave

  • @janecaulfield7678
    @janecaulfield7678 5 лет назад +211

    I'm laughing but also crying. I just want to give this man a hug

    • @jfl7204
      @jfl7204 4 года назад +4

      you can't no more... he died :(

    • @atlas8912
      @atlas8912 4 года назад

      @@evanlogan3279 dont talk shit about my public peeing homeboy steven weber ever again you wretched hobgoblin

  • @ayejay2457
    @ayejay2457 2 года назад +21

    A trip down memory lane with these videos

  • @HKKetoRecipes
    @HKKetoRecipes 6 лет назад +1927

    His shirt isn't even ironed!!! what kind of television is this!!

  • @kenzo8096
    @kenzo8096 7 лет назад +357

    it cracks me up every time he says "hello wild cats"

    • @Wannabes2
      @Wannabes2 7 лет назад +7

      I want to know who told him to say it , cause whoever did it is pure evil

    • @kutanah
      @kutanah 7 лет назад +4

      Kenny makes me wanna cry

    • @IsaacClodfelter
      @IsaacClodfelter 7 лет назад

      He came up with it! He was very proud of this show.

    • @themexpineapple1626
      @themexpineapple1626 7 лет назад

      Hey it's Kansas State University

  • @GamerGirlLom
    @GamerGirlLom 7 лет назад +421

    as a college student, i can attest to the fact that ready rice leads to suicidal thoughts

    • @GamerGirlLom
      @GamerGirlLom 6 лет назад +2

      Luke-Marks depends on the school, my school has a dry campus policy, but there are schools where there are parties every night

    • @chuckaule6292
      @chuckaule6292 6 лет назад +2

      yeah and besides the fact that it tastes like shit, not too bad if u throw it in with some steak burritos but you can easily make better rice

    • @A-Duck
      @A-Duck 6 лет назад

      I've used pre-made plain rice before, since I suck at making rice myself. Tasted fine, about identical to normally cooked rice. It was just plain rice by itself though, not a meal unto itself with extra shit, so I don't know if that's what makes the difference.

    • @Schradermusic
      @Schradermusic 6 лет назад +1

      I recently tried one of these and I'm pretty sure they are for people with heart problems... or they just forgot the salt.

    • @Wolfythereviewer
      @Wolfythereviewer 6 лет назад +1

      As a poor office worker I can also attest that instant rice basically means I’m gonna be sad all day

  • @dusk_ene
    @dusk_ene 2 года назад +179

    I miss this h3h3

    • @Luke-wz9wc
      @Luke-wz9wc 2 года назад +5

      ok npc

    • @RedesCat
      @RedesCat 2 года назад +5

      ok npc

    • @winlover37
      @winlover37 Год назад +29

      Imagine being called an npc for a w take. Podcast npcs are a different breed

    • @artheaux666
      @artheaux666 Год назад

      @@winlover37 imagine complaining about something when there’s years of these videos for you to watch instead of complaining over it. Grow tf up or stfu.

    • @Emtrax.
      @Emtrax. 9 месяцев назад +3

      His dip is like Game of Thrones, from the greatest to something I can't even watch anymore

  • @ethanodon6006
    @ethanodon6006 5 лет назад +664

    9:40 why Ethan’s groans of depression harmonize so good with the background music

    • @Surreally0
      @Surreally0 4 года назад +36

      Bruh, ikr. It sounds like some Creed shit

    • @DiceDecides
      @DiceDecides 4 года назад +79

      WTH I THOUGHT THAT WAS PART OF THE SONG

    • @AleX-fs4ww
      @AleX-fs4ww 4 года назад +16

      Dude. I literally thought that was the song

    • @jadchahhal1748
      @jadchahhal1748 4 года назад +14

      Sounds like nirvana🤣🤣

    • @Niaz_S
      @Niaz_S 4 года назад

      tru

  • @thomthum2000
    @thomthum2000 5 лет назад +1384

    There's water on the floor already. Steve's spaghetti.

    • @kristiansmith2701
      @kristiansmith2701 5 лет назад +81

      He's depressed, but on the surface he looks... depressed

    • @mojin7470
      @mojin7470 5 лет назад +27

      @@kristiansmith2701 But he keeps on forgetting... whats written in his recipe book...
      The whole crowd goes so loud, he opens his mouth but the words won't come out, he's choking now, everybody's crying how...
      the clocks run out, times up, his show is over blaow!

    • @N3rdZon3
      @N3rdZon3 5 лет назад +20

      @@mojin7470 flashbacks to reality tv
      oh, there goes his bachelors degree
      oh there goes Steven, he chocked
      He's sad, but will he give up that easy? yes

    • @thebidstar26
      @thebidstar26 5 лет назад +21

      Knees weak, arms are heavy his type two diabetes ain't killed him already

    • @dr.grapegissilent2353
      @dr.grapegissilent2353 4 года назад

      @@mojin7470 Man shut the fuck up you dagger, tooth less son bitch 🖕

  • @mrs.benbarns1883
    @mrs.benbarns1883 8 лет назад +505

    I want to hug steven

    • @nibbajerry8036
      @nibbajerry8036 8 лет назад +13

      steven wants to hug you

    • @panificiooo
      @panificiooo 8 лет назад +6

      he's a real sex offender guyzz archive.is/WlJ4G

    • @michaelkofph4879
      @michaelkofph4879 8 лет назад +8

      +Kiwi they're all fake. It's a thing someone decided to start after ripping on the guy was cool.

    • @muhdsyahmimj2207
      @muhdsyahmimj2207 8 лет назад

      Louis Upton Damn

    • @mrs.benbarns1883
      @mrs.benbarns1883 8 лет назад +7

      Michael Kofph that's awful there's probably alot of people who still believe he did those things. Poor guy :(

  • @wethreebros5895
    @wethreebros5895 7 лет назад +293

    8:00 you just, dump the rice... into the thing

    • @carldunne8124
      @carldunne8124 7 лет назад +7

      The absoulute effort of life in that sentence

  • @drr1803
    @drr1803 7 лет назад +307

    I wonder what extremely traumatic events he had to experience to seem this depressed yet so determined to help some college kid who can't cook... Bless this man... 😞

  • @bailysawyer804
    @bailysawyer804 7 лет назад +2123

    This made me genuinely sad like a hormonal teenager on tumbler

    • @gubtefumcki6399
      @gubtefumcki6399 7 лет назад +14

      Baily Sawyer You look pretty old

    • @moistschmeckles400
      @moistschmeckles400 7 лет назад +93

      I am a sad hormonal teenager on tumblr but this made me feel like a 45 yr old man going through mid-life crisis on inspirational facebook pages

    • @Atashi
      @Atashi 7 лет назад +6

      Baily Sawyer *tumblr

    • @bailysawyer804
      @bailysawyer804 7 лет назад +5

      Atashi fucken autocorrect

    • @carnelobo8496
      @carnelobo8496 7 лет назад +2

      Baily Sawyer Steven's dead btw.
      Yes, get sad, I bathe in the anguish and suffering of other people.

  • @NeatoBurrito05
    @NeatoBurrito05 Год назад +12

    Sometimes i come back to watch these videps to remind myself of the old h3h3

  • @Sitback
    @Sitback 8 лет назад +341

    This actually made me very sad, man. I feel bad for the guy.

    • @boogiecousinsbc0rebirthnol911
      @boogiecousinsbc0rebirthnol911 8 лет назад +16

      Hes a student at the university of oregon (or somewhere around there) whos working on his degree right now. He does this to teach college kids how to make cheap efficient meals so they can enjoy their food withouy having to spend $10+ dollars. He enjoys what he's doing (most likely).

    • @nikkoXmercado
      @nikkoXmercado 8 лет назад +4

      +Hash Slinging Slasher
      No he doesn't enjoy what he's doing. I mean look at his face for Ethan's sake.

    • @xGoldenGlitchx
      @xGoldenGlitchx 8 лет назад +4

      +Robert Woodard No he didn't. People just keep saying that cuz one person did -_-

    • @ClonesDream
      @ClonesDream 8 лет назад

      "Offense: 76-5-404"
      It's a 404. Felony not found. It's alright, he can go back to cookng pasta in a bowl of lukewarm water again.

    • @sike024
      @sike024 8 лет назад

      +Rift King Kassadin because wiki editors are sooo trustable...
      They are omnipresent beings that know it all.

  • @bjorn0909
    @bjorn0909 7 лет назад +694

    i bet hes like a Vietnam vet whos 3 to 6 buddies died that's why he paused when he said 3 to 6 people to 'share it with' but he can't share it with his buddies because they're dead and now i'm sad

  • @ColonelShablaster
    @ColonelShablaster 7 лет назад +639

    We have a Steven Reed inside us all

    • @limaromeo8745
      @limaromeo8745 7 лет назад +13

      ShaBlam I mean probably, he was charged with sexual assult

    • @Lazp0
      @Lazp0 7 лет назад +1

      ShaBlam especially if you’re a kid

    • @Otterbean4013
      @Otterbean4013 6 лет назад

      Lima Romeo Fuck you, quit spreading lies

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 года назад +182

    6:46 *I had tears coming out I was laughing so hard dude*

  • @bigmassivedaz8884
    @bigmassivedaz8884 7 лет назад +301

    fuckin died when he left the knife in the bowl, im hurting rn

  • @windrun5p430
    @windrun5p430 5 лет назад +268

    He sounds like he’s on the edge of crying when he talks.

  • @Wolfstar26
    @Wolfstar26 7 лет назад +959

    in my opinion this is the best h3 video of all time. the comedic genius of it is astounding, i can never get bored of this video

    • @Mitri_the_teifling
      @Mitri_the_teifling 6 лет назад +6

      vomit the cameron carpenter one ties with this one for best imho

    • @twicedaily3475
      @twicedaily3475 6 лет назад +20

      comdic? i havent cried this much :(

    • @auralla
      @auralla 6 лет назад +3

      honestly same here

    • @braidenjarvis2984
      @braidenjarvis2984 6 лет назад +8

      Dont forget the gamer air one if you dont know look it up h3h3 gamer gear lol

    • @smklung
      @smklung 6 лет назад +3

      vomit honestly I'm never going back to watching new H3 H3 videos I'm staying right here in the old stuff

  • @caliplaysgamez
    @caliplaysgamez 2 года назад +170

    I used to laugh at this video but now I walk around just like steven

    • @Ena48145
      @Ena48145 Год назад +1

      Omg right 😂😂😂😂

    • @oyaawn
      @oyaawn Год назад +1

      us

    • @chrismescudi6594
      @chrismescudi6594 Год назад +1

      I miss who I was before I hate what I am what the sadness and pain forged a broken man. Just my daughter keeps me going someone has to raise her

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@chrismescudi6594 Homie I think you should be telling this to a therapist and not to a 1 year old youtube comment

  • @cakebingga
    @cakebingga 5 лет назад +1659

    new york ethan was at his prime man

    • @bellyidol971
      @bellyidol971 4 года назад +115

      Now hes an asshole. I miss the old ethan, hilia still holds it down tho

    • @winterwarden
      @winterwarden 4 года назад +23

      @@bellyidol971 lmao what. Go check the podcast with Tom Segura to see who holds what down you piece of delusion.

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 4 года назад +68

      Israel Ethan was up there too

    • @bellyidol971
      @bellyidol971 4 года назад +32

      @@winterwarden piece of delusion

    • @winterwarden
      @winterwarden 4 года назад +5

      @@bellyidol971 how is he an asshole tho? haven't watched the latest podcasts etc

  • @ajha3915
    @ajha3915 6 лет назад +1751

    Steve died , just a day before his birthday RIP man.

    • @captainasshat3228
      @captainasshat3228 6 лет назад +332

      A jha at least he got release from the pain

    • @justmepenz2576
      @justmepenz2576 5 лет назад +72

      Really?

    • @Surtur99
      @Surtur99 5 лет назад +343

      *Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeen*

    • @kittycatrina1861
      @kittycatrina1861 5 лет назад +186

      Thats the saddest thing ive ever heard. He was so close,,, yet so far tt

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 5 лет назад +64

      Don't lie to me, he will live forever

  • @mickdanger1434
    @mickdanger1434 8 лет назад +128

    There's probably some sad backstory where his wife did the cooking show until she died and now he has to continue the show

    • @brandonlamont9856
      @brandonlamont9856 8 лет назад +8

      This is the best fucking theory I've ever heard

    • @Me-oz5vz
      @Me-oz5vz 8 лет назад +3

      you must not here too many theories then

    • @kavanduboise8506
      @kavanduboise8506 8 лет назад +3

      Or he needed a day job after he retired because social security fucked em...

    • @felonymelody4773
      @felonymelody4773 8 лет назад +1

      and every 10th year he can step ashore

    • @MarbleClouds
      @MarbleClouds 8 лет назад

      no, one of his college students died of hunger, and so he made it in memorium, maybe.

  • @MB-tk5hj
    @MB-tk5hj 2 года назад +51

    Still the best H3H3 video ever made

    • @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015
      @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015 2 года назад

      Ainsley EXE is hands down the best they ever made. I genuinely nearly died of laughter the first time I saw it. I thought I was going to pass out.

    • @Josh-vi6hf
      @Josh-vi6hf Год назад

      agreed it’s my fave also!!

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 7 месяцев назад

      This and the bitconnect vid still make me laugh really hard

  • @cameron4332
    @cameron4332 5 лет назад +3488

    Ik this is a goof, but lowkey this video actually makes me sad

    • @ianstuart371
      @ianstuart371 5 лет назад +90

      No goof, just sad

    • @kyotodreams3306
      @kyotodreams3306 5 лет назад +145

      True. I can't even watch. I just wanna hug this dude

    • @alien_invation371
      @alien_invation371 5 лет назад +19

      I was cry laughing

    • @dr.grapegissilent2353
      @dr.grapegissilent2353 4 года назад +49

      @@alien_invation371 I shit all over your bed

    • @sEEE724
      @sEEE724 4 года назад +5

      Dr.Grape G is silent what the- what does that have to do with what he said the hell

  • @brainchutney8576
    @brainchutney8576 6 лет назад +521

    All I see in Steven's eyes is the reflection of my own worthless existence

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 6 лет назад +10

      Callum Hughes 0:38 pause here to see him ponder his meaningless existence

    • @jantube358
      @jantube358 6 лет назад +4

      I had to laugh mao when Steven put the rice with the PLASTIC KNIFE into the microwave.

  • @shizamza
    @shizamza 6 лет назад +283

    4:26 Hila genuinely wasn't expecting him to pour it on the floor I guess 😂

    • @Kuralai95
      @Kuralai95 5 лет назад +27

      Shizamza Shazam Honestly that’s the most energetic she’s ever been on this channel lol

    • @Karnidos
      @Karnidos 5 лет назад +9

      She was so mad lol

  • @sondresjlie2975
    @sondresjlie2975 4 года назад +55

    "Hello there cool cats and kittens"... now thats foreshadowing

  • @xDTHx
    @xDTHx 8 лет назад +348

    I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm going to eat a bowl of Cheerios.

  • @shrinkingcrackers4570
    @shrinkingcrackers4570 6 лет назад +757

    this is genuinely the saddest fucking thing i've ever seen, and the fact that he's dead makes it so much worse.

    • @dankmemesgivemewetdreams5933
      @dankmemesgivemewetdreams5933 6 лет назад +168

      He died a day before his birthday

    • @xyoyo7502
      @xyoyo7502 6 лет назад +43

      Holy shit.

    • @lacymasher8713
      @lacymasher8713 6 лет назад +87

      people also falsely accused him of being a pedophile after he died

    • @bonniestarspangled2040
      @bonniestarspangled2040 6 лет назад +4

      where is he then did he join the illuminati did he die or is he living sadly by himself

    • @idfk7527
      @idfk7527 6 лет назад

      Same when I first watched this

  • @samgomez9942
    @samgomez9942 7 лет назад +269

    I feel like there are some things that can be a dumb-funny type of sad, but then there are things like this that for some reason genuinely make you depressed

    • @JFKJrJrPlanetX
      @JFKJrJrPlanetX 7 лет назад

      Sam Gomez right. I have been googleing Steven Reed for the past 10 mins and all I found just proves what a shithole humanity and the internet actually is. he seems to have been charged for 2nd Grade Sexual Offense and if it's true that he passed away, there are people online scandalising over a 60 yrs old dead man who was doomed to run a microwave cooking show...

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 7 лет назад +3

      Alessio Meier wait what? So his life got ruined over a false sex offender accusation?

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 7 лет назад +1

      Sam Gomez Yeah, apparently he was taking a good ol' piss in a bush and got charged for that

  • @masonferris5910
    @masonferris5910 3 года назад +21

    I can’t be the only one that thought y’all added the girl singing his voice in as another layer of sadness.

  • @TeaIngyer
    @TeaIngyer 8 лет назад +285

    I like how after the Chili Cheese Nacho video it just kinda turned into a How 2 Basic video starting Ethan.

    • @aleks0_o879
      @aleks0_o879 8 лет назад +43

      except better, how to basic is boring lol

    • @tuke3541
      @tuke3541 8 лет назад +1

      Hypoicrit oh now im one too since i wore hypocrit like hypocrit oh well bye gonna kms

  • @Sheoll6
    @Sheoll6 5 лет назад +640

    He actually looks like he just wanted to do something with his life, he never acomplished anything and all his life he wanted to be someone, so he made his own cooking show, I want to cry just thinking about his face building that whole scenario for himself. You can see in his eyes the sadness and pain, the loneliness this man feels.
    If you're out there somewhere, I just hope the best for you, just know your days are not over, you're an amazing person and you deserve to be happy.

    • @blacksepikseye7300
      @blacksepikseye7300 5 лет назад +11

      @@hiagao1249 wtf forreal?

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 5 лет назад +86

      S10N88 I heard he peed in public, not sexual assault. Can you please provide proof unlike everyone in this comment section?

    • @cosmicenigma1039
      @cosmicenigma1039 5 лет назад +4

      Sheol thank you very much for this...

    • @kaylasheppard7746
      @kaylasheppard7746 5 лет назад +2

      His nephew commented on here, so he claims, hopefully he will clear it up

    • @newyardleysinclair9960
      @newyardleysinclair9960 5 лет назад +15

      By saying "Wildcats" it looks as if this is some college public access show showing college students how to make meals with their microwaves in their dorms.

  • @clarabellen
    @clarabellen 6 лет назад +93

    "Your life's worth more than three stirs dude!" ahahahahaa that part always kills xD

  • @mattandryanfrommega6415
    @mattandryanfrommega6415 4 года назад +10

    I revisit this video at least once a month, and I have to say it is probably the best H3H3 video. Nothing tops this video to me

  • @amberm.5418
    @amberm.5418 7 лет назад +1378

    "here you just dump the rice, into the thing.."

    • @SkeithLangley
      @SkeithLangley 7 лет назад +37

      I'm glad someone else mentioned this.

    • @mayac.3514
      @mayac.3514 7 лет назад +46

      Amber M. "The thing" oh my god I feel so bad for that man :(

    • @amberm.5418
      @amberm.5418 7 лет назад +2

      Me too!

    • @Rectangle101
      @Rectangle101 7 лет назад +9

      It's a bowl or pot thing it's hard yano thinking of kitchen utensils on camera it's about ya boi professor proton

    • @alexpope4642
      @alexpope4642 7 лет назад +5

      Amber M. Sounds kinda like a rick and Morty interdimensional t.v quote

  • @SuperNovaPG3D
    @SuperNovaPG3D 7 лет назад +2495

    My favorite h3 video ever made

    • @maxhuzen6329
      @maxhuzen6329 7 лет назад +46

      the way he looks at the rice while it's cooking is just perfect

    • @ebbejean00
      @ebbejean00 7 лет назад +47

      “Dawg you left the knife in the bowwwl! You cooked the rice with plastic knife in the bowl Steeeveen.”
      Its my favorite, too.

    • @augustopinochet2495
      @augustopinochet2495 7 лет назад +18

      This was the first h3h3 video I remember seeing, and the video that got me to subscribe

    • @stp8745
      @stp8745 7 лет назад +5

      just came to comment this

    • @WhimsyLindsay
      @WhimsyLindsay 7 лет назад +5

      Steeeeeeeeeven

  • @hayleyjpotter8558
    @hayleyjpotter8558 7 лет назад +195

    This video inspired me to make microwaved spaghetti with rice noodles and V8. Thank you, it upgraded my diet from microwaved leftovers in a tortilla, no joke.

  • @lucyb8802
    @lucyb8802 4 года назад +6

    Anyone else watching old vids... I miss them so much

  • @CrunchWrap2575
    @CrunchWrap2575 5 лет назад +2197

    Steven reed actually died October 27th 2019 ladies and gentlemen we lost a great, never forget about him. He will live on as one of the greatest cooks in all america

    • @dr.grapegissilent2353
      @dr.grapegissilent2353 5 лет назад +145

      may he rest in peace

    • @loveforthegame3
      @loveforthegame3 5 лет назад +268

      that makes this even more sad

    • @BassFlapper
      @BassFlapper 5 лет назад +43

      Do you have the source?

    • @ermacjones4821
      @ermacjones4821 5 лет назад +223

      *Pours out 50 cent can of marinara on the ground for the homie*

    • @MemeCity
      @MemeCity 5 лет назад +113

      he died November 20th, 2012 a day before his birthday but okay