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  • @GivenFailure
    @GivenFailure 9 лет назад +4479

    "Oh, how is... uh... did you get that memo?"
    Nice flirting....

    • @neekkhoue2457
      @neekkhoue2457 9 лет назад +210

      +P3dotme THAT WUZ MI FAYVORIT MEMOH

    • @GivenFailure
      @GivenFailure 9 лет назад +86

      Neekkhoue Oh baby, dem memos...

    • @yourdreams2440
      @yourdreams2440 9 лет назад +41

      +P3dotme Oh baby can I eat your eyes?

    • @yourdreams2440
      @yourdreams2440 9 лет назад +3

      SILTOR CAME Can I eat yours?

    • @neekkhoue2457
      @neekkhoue2457 9 лет назад +4

      Stewart Williams i bet those memos are tasty too...

  • @AzazelTheDamned
    @AzazelTheDamned 6 лет назад +3234

    Your eyes are blue like bradberrys

    • @xplinux22
      @xplinux22 6 лет назад +66

      And yours are red like strawrburry.

    • @mateozanone7216
      @mateozanone7216 6 лет назад +51

      I'M ETHAN!

    • @woffe8094
      @woffe8094 6 лет назад +4

      Dingleberry

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 5 лет назад +51

      Your eyes are *_slammin'!_*

    • @im_myrkr3409
      @im_myrkr3409 5 лет назад +7

      ETHAN BRADBERYY!!!!!

  • @greekfire995
    @greekfire995 7 лет назад +2065

    If there's anything women just absolutely love more than anything else, it's prolonged eye contact with total strangers.

    • @KailumAsylum
      @KailumAsylum 6 лет назад +56

      What makes women think about you is when you tell them that you are hungry and you want to eat their eyes, it just makes them thing of you as...
      a fucking weird ass person

    • @iAmNovaFilms
      @iAmNovaFilms 5 лет назад +28

      Yeah why tf do all these guys say that you need to prolong eye contact?? That’s like the opposite of what to do!

    • @salikasaleem8674
      @salikasaleem8674 5 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @ramongraf1714
      @ramongraf1714 5 лет назад +1

      Knew it

    • @TheShmoodled
      @TheShmoodled 5 лет назад +3

      Nah but if you catch them looking at you definitely walk up

  • @SpacePirateFromSpace
    @SpacePirateFromSpace 7 лет назад +384

    “Did you get that memo? It was my favorite memo ever” For a second I thought that was a line from The Room.

    • @pirate__crewman
      @pirate__crewman 5 лет назад +21

      Its not true I did not hit her I didn't fucking hit her. Oh hi mark

    • @NitrobenzeneNO3
      @NitrobenzeneNO3 3 года назад

      @Cenestpasmapersonnalité You are my favourite customer.

    • @NitrobenzeneNO3
      @NitrobenzeneNO3 3 года назад +3

      @Cenestpasmapersonnalité ah aha haha..... i'm tired, i'm wasted.... I love you darling.

  • @SebbySenpai
    @SebbySenpai 10 лет назад +443

    I swear to God, Expertvillage has a 14 part series on how to make ramen.
    One of the parts is them showing how to pour the ramen from the pot into a bowl.
    *I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS*

  • @TheSlayerswe
    @TheSlayerswe 9 лет назад +2469

    How can Hila resist from completely cracking up recording these videos?

    • @pasteawey
      @pasteawey 9 лет назад +127

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @NeverBeenElsewhere
      @NeverBeenElsewhere 9 лет назад +387

      +pasteawey isnt it because shes being held captive
      cant you see the fear in her eyes? the last time she sincerely smiled was when they filmed the intro

    • @pasteawey
      @pasteawey 9 лет назад +225

      However i actually do Think she laughs controlled, sometimes you hear a giggle and such. Also propally just good editing.

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH 9 лет назад +8

      +TheSlayerswe She's used

    • @imperialmusic805
      @imperialmusic805 9 лет назад +126

      How can she resist not RIPPING OFF ETHANS CLOTHES AND TEACHING HIM HE DOESNT NEED SELF FELLATIO

  • @ThioJoe
    @ThioJoe 10 лет назад +530

    It's like Art's elbow is stapled to the wall of that cubicle.

  • @MicroSausage
    @MicroSausage Год назад +45

    Going down the yearly H3H3 rabbit hole.. never gets old.

  • @jonjaquez
    @jonjaquez 8 лет назад +2687

    always good to enjoy some classic h3h3

    • @bendavis6457
      @bendavis6457 7 лет назад +6

      why doesn't your comment have more likes!?

    • @友人-t4z
      @友人-t4z 7 лет назад

      jon jaquez omg I know 😂 nostalgia

    • @DragonHalo3D
      @DragonHalo3D 7 лет назад

      Dude I know

    • @balriel7229
      @balriel7229 7 лет назад +12

      New ones suck

    • @Thewizzzle
      @Thewizzzle 7 лет назад +7

      jon jaquez forreal h3 back in its prime

  • @broderick.8054
    @broderick.8054 8 лет назад +720

    That intro cough was the most beautiful thing I've ever experienced. It gave me a reason to live. Papa bless.

  • @missandry420
    @missandry420 8 лет назад +456

    Allan has the perfect creepy gaze for a Kubrick film.

    • @lulu-ug7hg
      @lulu-ug7hg 8 лет назад

      who is your profile pic?

    • @missandry420
      @missandry420 8 лет назад

      +lolwa jones me.

    • @lulu-ug7hg
      @lulu-ug7hg 8 лет назад +3

      you're very cute ,you look like matty healy

    • @missandry420
      @missandry420 8 лет назад

      +lolwa jones oh dang I had to look him up. it's the hair

    • @lulu-ug7hg
      @lulu-ug7hg 8 лет назад

      Miss Anthropy yes!!!! it is the hair

  • @paulyjackdaniels3432
    @paulyjackdaniels3432 4 года назад +494

    I hate that this is nostalgic now

    • @SpikyDane
      @SpikyDane 3 года назад +63

      back when h3h3 was good

    • @ichteilenicht2088
      @ichteilenicht2088 3 года назад +11

      I enjoy the feeling of nostalgia though obviously makes me sad but also proud at the same time

    • @jeus_cnt
      @jeus_cnt 3 года назад +2

      @@SpikyDane bars

    • @Pituophis666
      @Pituophis666 3 года назад +6

      H3 is still good 👍 🤤

    • @jeus_cnt
      @jeus_cnt 3 года назад +17

      @@Pituophis666 *boring*

  • @robyourtime
    @robyourtime 9 лет назад +1324

    No other channel has me in stitches like this channel does.

    • @steppin-razor
      @steppin-razor 9 лет назад +2

      +rob poynter Agreed

    • @evohnoir6478
      @evohnoir6478 9 лет назад +9

      Have you tried idubbbz?

    • @bruglton
      @bruglton 9 лет назад +1

      +Ivo Rebac well sead my niggah

    • @adamsmith658
      @adamsmith658 9 лет назад

      wth are you OK? ??? did the prank go sexuuall go wrong?? hope you get your stitches removed soon papa bless

    • @timmiaushamburg
      @timmiaushamburg 9 лет назад

      +rob poynter sooo true man im fucking crying

  • @McMovieEditor
    @McMovieEditor 8 лет назад +3000

    Ever since I've downloaded Adblocker all the women in the neighbourhood seem to have lost interest in me.

    • @banoffee2691
      @banoffee2691 8 лет назад +162

      Wow, TotalRamsay. Great joke, keep it up. Proud of you.

    • @salem8723
      @salem8723 8 лет назад +28

      holy sht your joke is so underrated

    • @siccoblue2112
      @siccoblue2112 8 лет назад +18

      +salem no it's really not, its recycled as fuck

    • @Dr.RobertTHC
      @Dr.RobertTHC 8 лет назад +12

      adblock prevents youtubers from earning revenue. you are a freeloader.

    • @siccoblue2112
      @siccoblue2112 8 лет назад +3

      Epicrwh no it doesn't dipshit

  • @GuntPulp
    @GuntPulp 8 лет назад +314

    ALAN'S STARE LOOKS LIKE PRIVATE PYLE BEFORE HE BLEW HIS OWN BRAINS OUT IN FULL METAL JACKET.

  • @marinejcksn1
    @marinejcksn1 7 лет назад +775

    Why does every dude who makes a "pick-up tutorial" look like he has a hole in his basement like Buffalo Bill

    • @drtyslzy
      @drtyslzy 7 лет назад +6

      marinejcksn1 aren’t basements already holes, though? You can’t get much more base than that.. or is it you can’t much more ment than that? Fuck g2g

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 5 лет назад +12

      @@ethanswimmer1287 "you are born smooth with women or not"
      What kinda fucking wash up says this?

    • @Oumbarevee
      @Oumbarevee 4 года назад +9

      Excuse me but it’s called a rape dungeon not a basement

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 4 года назад +10

      It puts the blueberries in its eyes or else it gets the hose again.

    • @mickeyodom9122
      @mickeyodom9122 4 года назад +4

      And I feel like the guys making those tutorials never have or never will obtain ANY female

  • @jyushbox5086
    @jyushbox5086 8 лет назад +324

    If Alan looked at me like that in a supermarket, I would RUN

  • @florez5871
    @florez5871 8 лет назад +1440

    Ethan make that cough outro your outro to every single video.

  • @theVHSvlog
    @theVHSvlog 8 лет назад +1339

    0:32
    This is my favorite cough of all time.

    • @Gatitasecsii
      @Gatitasecsii 7 лет назад +22

      theVHSvlog agreed!

    • @samewald9635
      @samewald9635 7 лет назад +9

      theVHSvlog yes oh my god!!!

    • @randomname7918
      @randomname7918 7 лет назад +32

      Can't...stop...rewatching...

    • @slimo6358
      @slimo6358 7 лет назад +31

      theVHSvlog you mean pig scream?

    • @gosiaczek1987
      @gosiaczek1987 7 лет назад +3

      theVHSvlog mine too 🤣🤣🤣 I had to watch it more than a once

  • @scenesterstar
    @scenesterstar 6 лет назад +657

    Legend has it she's still awkwardly waiting for security

    • @ebroks
      @ebroks 6 лет назад +37

      Legend has it when security finally arrived art tried to flirt with them too.

    • @mikeitymike423
      @mikeitymike423 6 лет назад +8

      @@ebroks Legend has it, he stole their heart

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 6 лет назад +6

      She’s been though a *lot* then.

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 5 лет назад

      Legend has it, that people are still starting their comments with "Legend has it...."

    • @scenesterstar
      @scenesterstar 4 года назад

      @ProllyStonedTbh "Im eThAn BrAdBuRy"

  • @MareShabazz
    @MareShabazz 8 лет назад +218

    pls h3h3 never ever ever change your intro! PLEASE! after a couple of years now its absolut classic

    • @fattlebieldproductions3198
      @fattlebieldproductions3198 8 лет назад

      MareShabazz what is it. I don't get it

    • @jimenezpodly8432
      @jimenezpodly8432 8 лет назад

      MareShabazz Speaking of the intro, who is the woman who tells him "Wow Ethan, great moves, keep it up, I'm proud of you." Is it a fan? A relative? If someone knows please tell me.

    • @awetastic
      @awetastic 8 лет назад +20

      Haggis Faggis
      It's Michelle Obama

    • @23134234r5512345
      @23134234r5512345 8 лет назад +13

      Ashley Schaeffer you just got pranked

    • @awetastic
      @awetastic 8 лет назад +1

      GeeJus Crice say it isn't so

  • @abbywhite3159
    @abbywhite3159 7 лет назад +1031

    Just kinda it's you know make uhh make her laugh and have you have good time and that's how you flirting with a coworker.

    • @bcorr5457
      @bcorr5457 7 лет назад +33

      Abby White I love reading along with this as its being said

    • @SRT8CJ480
      @SRT8CJ480 6 лет назад +1

      HOLY CAWK

    • @kittycat617green4
      @kittycat617green4 6 лет назад +2

      Abby White I love you for commenting that 😂👍🏾

    • @jagason7494
      @jagason7494 6 лет назад +1

      Grammar...

    • @taliafore1578
      @taliafore1578 6 лет назад +6

      Read this as it was being said. Amazing. Doctors recommend

  • @FilthyGringo
    @FilthyGringo 8 лет назад +665

    The cough at 0:31 is still one of my favourite things

  • @minecreftluverXD
    @minecreftluverXD 6 лет назад +244

    Still my absolute favorite H3 video. That cough in the beginning brings life back to my grandma, and she's been dead for 6 years.

  • @randomusername6565
    @randomusername6565 8 лет назад +1414

    That ExpertVillage video had so much cringe, I had to squint my eyes and make little binoculars out of my hands to get through it. #GoneSexual

  • @eastendthug
    @eastendthug 10 лет назад +1911

    My girlfriend asked me half hour ago "Has that reaction guy put up any more videos recently". I said "i've not seen any in weeks now". I then checked my subs list and low and behold. Thank you based Ethan. She also would love it if you said hello to her.

    • @eastendthug
      @eastendthug 10 лет назад +1200

      h3h3Productions She just came. Thanks m8

    • @3312-q2e
      @3312-q2e 10 лет назад +187

      eastendthug it is cringy when i came too?

    • @eastendthug
      @eastendthug 10 лет назад +212

      Yes

    • @Cinnahawk
      @Cinnahawk 10 лет назад +127

      Stick to the reddit parodying

    • @3312-q2e
      @3312-q2e 10 лет назад +21

      Oo nice fedora

  • @Dr.Faustus94
    @Dr.Faustus94 5 лет назад +87

    The cough at the beginning of this video is legendary. I once had it for a full year as my text tone notification lmfaio

  • @auv_guavs
    @auv_guavs 7 лет назад +164

    *thinks: "What am i doing with my life", "Why won't my parents acknowledge me anymore as their middle child", "How did i get convinced that wearing this soul patch would be a good look"* "Hi, I'm Alex McRae"

  • @handsomelyditto4215
    @handsomelyditto4215 9 лет назад +607

    The best cough of all time 0:32

  • @rocketlaunch99
    @rocketlaunch99 8 лет назад +158

    Sean in intro looks like buster from arrested development

    • @rosemary7634
      @rosemary7634 8 лет назад +4

      rocketlaunch99 I thought that too

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 8 лет назад +4

      rocketlaunch99 so glad I'm not the only one who sees that

    • @missdolly0172
      @missdolly0172 7 лет назад

      rocketlaunch99 I seriously thought that was him :')

  • @jbragg33
    @jbragg33 7 лет назад +516

    Dude I wasn't prepared for the cringe on the third guy with the blueberry eyes... wtf dude you coulda warned me dude I woulda worn my anti-nuclear cringe suit and helmet..

  • @BMazeing
    @BMazeing 2 года назад +648

    I wish H3 content had never deviated from these irreplaceable classics

    • @SkullK3y
      @SkullK3y 2 года назад +92

      It was amazing while it was. Hard to watch him nowadays :/

    • @pepeshadilay
      @pepeshadilay 2 года назад

      It's easier to virtue signal libtards

    • @BradyDoesntMiss
      @BradyDoesntMiss 2 года назад +51

      Go woke go broke

    • @andro_omega
      @andro_omega Год назад +24

      ​@Dillon6479 if it rhymes it must be true

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr Год назад +13

      @@andro_omega No, it's true and it's easier to spread in rhymes.

  • @ekronb5287
    @ekronb5287 8 лет назад +1293

    Ethan Klein > Calvin Klein

  • @fartlozenge492
    @fartlozenge492 9 лет назад +204

    i just found this channel but i think i just found a gold mine

  • @extremelymemely9694
    @extremelymemely9694 8 лет назад +161

    can I eat your eyes? -works every time

  • @OtakusRUs2
    @OtakusRUs2 5 лет назад +129

    Had to come back to this after the Lesbians Kiss Men video, what a classic.

    • @clearsky4042
      @clearsky4042 5 лет назад +8

      Ethan made u come tonight
      *Back to his video*

    • @WillockFlame
      @WillockFlame 5 лет назад +1

      Am binging. Now am sweating bcoz of all the cracking up

    • @theoneandonlyownage
      @theoneandonlyownage 5 лет назад

      Always come back to this one ~ for me this is my favourite video on the website. Peak h3h3 era

    • @Moshthun
      @Moshthun 5 лет назад

      I'm just wondering, will he leave these videos up as Theodore grows up? Good auto fellatio lessons, so...

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 5 лет назад

      Is that a video H3H3 made or Expert Village?

  • @WaltonsJoint
    @WaltonsJoint 8 лет назад +114

    I died at the end with the coughing thing

  • @al-es6vn
    @al-es6vn 7 лет назад +159

    My dad was watching an expertvillage video on how to cook leeks and all i could think of was this

  • @HeyItsTheOldMan
    @HeyItsTheOldMan 8 лет назад +37

    Alan's perfect eye contact is still my favorite h3h3 moment of all time.

  • @brianjack49
    @brianjack49 7 лет назад +323

    "That memo was exciting, it touched me to the bottom of my soul." ... Was the memo an exciting romance novel about the globalization of china?

    • @peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
      @peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 лет назад +6

      Fuck you, dude. I like memos! know people who like memos!

    • @blasphemy7058
      @blasphemy7058 4 года назад

      is this the real Jim Halpert?

    • @gush35z67
      @gush35z67 4 года назад

      I bet it was the exciting romance novel memo about the globalization of China

    • @xalxfa
      @xalxfa 3 года назад

      how is Pam and the Kids?

  • @FilthyGringo
    @FilthyGringo 8 лет назад +37

    The fucking pterodactyl cough before the intro kills me every time

  • @sparrowcunningham7637
    @sparrowcunningham7637 9 лет назад +126

    TIL 2GB RAM = Fast, powerful computer.
    Thanks expert village.

    • @patuszodi7532
      @patuszodi7532 9 лет назад +10

      I'm pretty sure those videos are from like 2006.

    • @sparrowcunningham7637
      @sparrowcunningham7637 9 лет назад +6

      PattyMMelt
      Haha, yep. I saw a watermark at the end of the video with the date on it and didn't bother changing my comment.

    • @cloneskiller
      @cloneskiller 8 лет назад +3

      Maybe in 2006 it was lol

    • @theglowingman2784
      @theglowingman2784 8 лет назад

      +Sparrow Cunningham i like your profile pic

    • @sparrowcunningham7637
      @sparrowcunningham7637 8 лет назад

      Karasique
      heheh, thanks, I like yours too.

  • @stevenw350
    @stevenw350 8 лет назад +50

    I love the "cringe coughs" he does. It gets me every time

  • @longliveluis
    @longliveluis 6 лет назад +24

    I come back to these videos faithfully every 3 maybe 4-5 months. I never search them either one day I’m just deep into YT I see a classic H3H3/Ethan and Hila video in suggestions and next thing you know I’m 47 videos into H3’s upload playlist.

  • @HeliumBros123
    @HeliumBros123 10 лет назад +187

    Ethan: Guys, have you ever found a youtube channel that's so great you had to tell the world about it?
    Me: Yes son, h3h3Productions.
    I love how interactive these videos are! Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.

    • @quarterland
      @quarterland 10 лет назад +12

      fuck, you beat me to it

    • @TryPuttingItInRice
      @TryPuttingItInRice 10 лет назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing as soon as he said it.

    • @Cinnahawk
      @Cinnahawk 10 лет назад +1

      literally this XDDD

    • @brongojeetso
      @brongojeetso 10 лет назад

      Cinnahawk xDDDDD maymayyyyy

  • @arcade_matt
    @arcade_matt 7 лет назад +127

    The home recording studio part had me in TEARS laughing!!!!

    • @lvoltolini
      @lvoltolini 2 года назад +5

      Man I know you posted this a long time ago, I just wanted to share with you that I felt the same way watching this. I was high at the time but never in my whole life did I laugh so much. My roommates thought I was crying because I was trying to muffle the noise of my laughter. I broke with that part

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu Год назад +3

      "UMMM..." Lmaooo

    • @alvitano33
      @alvitano33 Год назад +1

      @@lvoltolinisame here bro, fried with my friends and I remember thinking that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Time flies bro I was a youngin in high school

    • @catvcc
      @catvcc Год назад +1

      Man arcade Matt bro! Glad to see one of the creators I like are OGS

    • @MicroSausage
      @MicroSausage Год назад +1

      Umm that's important.. umm...

  • @_yonas
    @_yonas 7 лет назад +250

    2.8Mhz and 2Gigs of RAM, Jesus. This is a freaking beast. xD

    • @aldude999
      @aldude999 5 лет назад +7

      ​@FishSticks 2.8 Mhz is the speed a scientific calculator runs at, he just doesn't know what he's talking about.

    • @TheSP33DFREAK
      @TheSP33DFREAK 5 лет назад +9

      @@aldude999 he likely was trying to say gigahertz. LoL.

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, it's not like technology develops over time and this video is over a decade old. Hurrdurr this computer from 2008 is pretty shitty hurrdurr.

    • @AG.Floats
      @AG.Floats 5 лет назад +5

      That is not good for 2005.
      You kids know nothing..

    • @lanakaneti9524
      @lanakaneti9524 5 лет назад +15

      the keyboards helps

  • @adog389
    @adog389 7 лет назад +98

    Still watching 2 years later... papa bless

    • @seanperry2194
      @seanperry2194 6 лет назад +1

      Replying 4 months later ....... papa bless

    • @thatJuansdude
      @thatJuansdude 6 лет назад +1

      Replying 4 days later ..... papa bless

    • @AzazelTheDamned
      @AzazelTheDamned 6 лет назад +2

      Replying 6 months later

    • @seanperry2194
      @seanperry2194 6 лет назад

      The best The best
      Replying 2 hours later papa bless

    • @clintax2192
      @clintax2192 6 лет назад

      Replying a Planck length later

  • @MayerEO
    @MayerEO 6 лет назад +201

    I'm still convinced that Expert Village is just a troll channel, before it was cool

    • @peachesasmr9366
      @peachesasmr9366 4 года назад +9

      sadly it wasnt, as anold boomer who used to watch expert village in its hayday it was just as bad then as it is now

    • @ahuskyplaythough3826
      @ahuskyplaythough3826 3 года назад

      @@peachesasmr9366 Dude if it has Expert in the Name, It isn't any Good to actually watch.

    • @eradict
      @eradict 2 года назад +1

      There's no reason it is that bad. I have no doubt it is a troll channel.

  • @aidanmca4177
    @aidanmca4177 8 лет назад +183

    I could listen to the raptor screech at 0:33 all night. In fact, I want an Ethan Klein raptor screech remix played at my funeral.

    • @nickatnite62
      @nickatnite62 6 лет назад +1

      Aidan McA love your pfp

    • @trevorsa6lack9uy
      @trevorsa6lack9uy 6 лет назад +1

      *0:31

    • @uselessuser6838
      @uselessuser6838 6 лет назад +1

      Trevor Snair *0:32

    • @aidanmca4177
      @aidanmca4177 4 года назад

      @@nickatnite62 I forgot I even made this comment haha so this is really weird to see. Thanks tho, Madvillainy is an amazing album it's nice to see others appreciating it and its cover

  • @AstroVee
    @AstroVee 7 лет назад +1022

    Oooh lord help me, the cringe is way too strong.
    "Your eyes are like blueberries. Can I touch them? Can I have one?"
    Y I K E S.

    • @rafaelfernandes3900
      @rafaelfernandes3900 6 лет назад +118

      Wow your hair is green, it looks like lettuce, can i make a salad?

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 6 лет назад +36

      It got even worse than that...Ethan left off the part where he said, "Children are best at flirting." LOL...His segment, as a whole, was unbearably terrible.

    • @bobduncanvevo6969
      @bobduncanvevo6969 6 лет назад

      The cringe

    • @Lackingx
      @Lackingx 6 лет назад

      OMEGAYIKES

    • @prestonnoneya3767
      @prestonnoneya3767 6 лет назад

      rafael fernandes, * can I toss your salad

  • @chickenranger56aidanmcgee20
    @chickenranger56aidanmcgee20 4 года назад +90

    When you be watching all of h3h3 old videos during quarantine

    • @gush35z67
      @gush35z67 4 года назад +3

      We do be doing that

    • @Submersed24
      @Submersed24 8 месяцев назад

      Didn’t quarantine ever

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 9 лет назад +534

    Maybe I should make videos for ExpertVillage. I'll make one about dressmaking. I don't even know how to use a sewing machine, but I'm sure there's a Wikipedia article I can reference.
    Fuck.

    • @がに-k6n
      @がに-k6n 9 лет назад +23

      +Dr Shaym referencing a wikipedia article might be a little too informative for expert village

    • @agustinmilone1346
      @agustinmilone1346 7 лет назад +1

      Whachudoin here shaym

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 7 лет назад

      Dr Shaym k

    • @cyber-bully5063
      @cyber-bully5063 7 лет назад +2

      I ate a door knob

  • @MikeT003
    @MikeT003 9 лет назад +121

    I just realized... Ethan is howtobasic...

    • @MuffinWrangler
      @MuffinWrangler 9 лет назад +6

      HOLY FUCK YOUR RIGHT.

    • @mephiles720
      @mephiles720 9 лет назад

      +Zippy Except HTB's name is Jackson...

    • @MikeT003
      @MikeT003 9 лет назад +5

      +mephiles720 it was a joke... But okay

    • @mephiles720
      @mephiles720 9 лет назад +2

      Obviously, just pointing it out for anyone who might not know though. ^_^

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ 9 лет назад

      w8! 4-1=•○●!!!!!
      Do you know what this means?
      1+1+1=9
      no1 cares ill fuck off

  • @shixerz_93
    @shixerz_93 2 года назад +13

    Just leaving my mark on my yearly H3-classic binge

  • @jackkalso5256
    @jackkalso5256 Год назад +16

    Miss this content so much :(

  • @LogD69
    @LogD69 7 лет назад +772

    4:41 me trying to say something smart

    • @amphat1594
      @amphat1594 7 лет назад

      Mc Fries I

    • @timothydufresne6209
      @timothydufresne6209 6 лет назад +14

      0:32 Me when I try to say something smart

    • @imtide6975
      @imtide6975 6 лет назад

      666 likes ill keep that

    • @sixwings6932
      @sixwings6932 6 лет назад

      @@timothydufresne6209 hahaha yeah man I hate it when I try to articulate my thoughts and I just end up screeching at whoever I'm talking to, it happens too often.

    • @jendeukie_pookie
      @jendeukie_pookie 5 лет назад +1

      8:36 when you're explaining something but too high to remember what you were talking about

  • @farjacko
    @farjacko 9 лет назад +266

    expert village can't be serious. i-its gotta be a joke.

  • @Grayfoxhound
    @Grayfoxhound 9 лет назад +191

    *turn captions on* 10:00

    • @lightmirror5948
      @lightmirror5948 9 лет назад +5

      +AtlasTheDestroyer
      D: wat ze fak

    • @Heladio54
      @Heladio54 9 лет назад +14

      +AtlasTheDestroyer Kissing blueberries youtube subtitles prank gone SEXUAL 2015!!!!!!!!

    • @brooksgunn5235
      @brooksgunn5235 9 лет назад +2

      +AtlasTheDestroyer Wtf? RUclips's caption feature is still this bad years after its release, eh?

    • @brooksgunn5235
      @brooksgunn5235 9 лет назад

      AtlasTheDestroyer Genius! We've broken the fourth dimensioooonnnn!!!!

    • @angusmatheson8906
      @angusmatheson8906 9 лет назад

      +AtlasTheDestroyer Ohmygid. hahahahaha

  • @groinBlaster31
    @groinBlaster31 4 года назад +22

    "my favorite memo ever" sounds like what someone who has never had a job would say

  • @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666
    @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666 8 лет назад +351

    2 GB of RAM for 2006 is like the equivalent of how we see 8GB of RAM nowadays. But soon were gonna need 16

    • @fatforprom
      @fatforprom 8 лет назад +1

      That dual Xeon though, how does that measure up? And that sweet mechanical keyboard.

    • @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666
      @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666 8 лет назад +1

      +fatforprom i imagine it can still compete with certain entry level CPUS Nowadays...

    • @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666
      @thatsnotthepoint-__-2666 8 лет назад +1

      +ThatsNotThePoint -__- celeron, etc

    • @jagheterjonteh
      @jagheterjonteh 8 лет назад +10

      Isn't 16GB standard nowayadays? I bought my computer 5 years ago with 16GB RAM

    • @jagheterjonteh
      @jagheterjonteh 8 лет назад +1

      +jagheterjonteh *nowadays

  • @Artist____
    @Artist____ 8 лет назад +178

    H3h3 has the best intro on RUclips 100%

  • @matthewalmond6079
    @matthewalmond6079 8 лет назад +37

    Ethan.. Thank you for being our saviour! You will go down in history as my prophet

    • @patrikstreng6834
      @patrikstreng6834 8 лет назад

      My face is hurting from laughing too hard

    • @ledfloyd9035
      @ledfloyd9035 8 лет назад +3

      +patrik streng let us praise our lord and god ethan from h3h3... aaaaaawwwwwwooooohhhooooaaaaahhhoooo eten bratbrey

  • @kylemagaro6979
    @kylemagaro6979 7 лет назад +80

    Office memos are how I met my first and third wives. Thanks China!

  • @johnimler7444
    @johnimler7444 8 лет назад +1650

    I can never stop laughing at this guy... Ethan Klein do stand up anywhere?

    • @dwong2305
      @dwong2305 8 лет назад +256

      John Imler if he did he wouldn't be this thicc

    • @TopCentral-dl6rp
      @TopCentral-dl6rp 8 лет назад +375

      he just stands up to get papa johns and sodie pop

    • @BASEDinMaine
      @BASEDinMaine 8 лет назад +129

      I just started watching his stuff in the last couple weeks and have been busting up at these reaction vids. I haven't had full on gut laughs in a while -- I can feel the neurochems physically dumping stress levels.

    • @jelhaj7769
      @jelhaj7769 8 лет назад +12

      you should read Kurt Vonnegut; Ethan pretty much betrays his worship of him.. Ethan pretty much blends Salvador Dali and him together and modernizes the paradigm and vocabulary. Perhaps through a small prism at times in a Beevis and Buttheaded sort of manner. Papa Bless. ( Ethan/ Hila if you read these comments Please STOP putting your subliminal papa's in the vids they are creepy)

    • @Mariomario-gt4oy
      @Mariomario-gt4oy 8 лет назад +16

      I feel the same. fucking hilarious

  • @woogusaurus1445
    @woogusaurus1445 8 лет назад +87

    i remember as a kid taking these videos seriously

  • @DeclanZapala
    @DeclanZapala 8 лет назад +21

    Anyone else feel like they nailed it with this theme tune and never want it to change??

  • @alvitano33
    @alvitano33 6 месяцев назад +5

    Genuinely one of the funniest videos on this platform, Rip H3’s classic content..

  • @fruitcake6372
    @fruitcake6372 7 лет назад +191

    Tutorial: how to get over feels
    1. Listen to music
    2. Cry hard
    3. Watch H3h3

    • @certifiedhumanperson8273
      @certifiedhumanperson8273 5 лет назад +2

      Rusty Shacklford Ay

    • @fruitcake6372
      @fruitcake6372 4 года назад +3

      Nickito Juanito Fuentino leave me alone, i posted this after a mental breakdown 2 years ago

  • @bobbobston9233
    @bobbobston9233 8 лет назад +148

    Who else gets rock hard from Globalization if China?

    • @WilliamCouchWildLife
      @WilliamCouchWildLife 8 лет назад +1

      He spelled it the exact same way you did, you ass.

    • @Jedi-For-Hire
      @Jedi-For-Hire 8 лет назад +1

      +William Couch It was the "of China" he was correcting not globalization. You double ass.

    • @OckhamAsylum
      @OckhamAsylum 8 лет назад +2

      I couldn't be prouder of it. I'm so proud of it, I'm gonna do it again for the third time in the past 30 seconds. My God, the globalization of China just turns me on so hard. I mean HOLY HELL. JESUS. IT'S LASTED MORE THAN 4 HOURS, I THINK I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR.

    • @WilliamCouchWildLife
      @WilliamCouchWildLife 8 лет назад +1

      DON'T YOU DARE CALL THAT DOCTOR! YOU SAVE THAT CHUB FOR THE KIDS STARVING IN AFRICA!

    • @a93272
      @a93272 8 лет назад

      Yeah I like the idea of how shensen has grown into a tech giant over the years

  • @YeahGetThaT
    @YeahGetThaT 8 лет назад +44

    0:30 - The best cough of all time

  • @02e80
    @02e80 Год назад +14

    The h3 we’ll never get to see again

    • @kiel1998
      @kiel1998 Год назад +2

      these days are long gone 😢

    • @02e80
      @02e80 Год назад

      @@kiel1998 so sad 😞

    • @Submersed24
      @Submersed24 8 месяцев назад

      I legit haven’t watched him since he made the podcast. I see him in clips occasionally he became a miserable dude

    • @02e80
      @02e80 8 месяцев назад

      @@Submersed24 yeah I think they lost me after the whole trisha thing, it’s just the whole crew of like 30 fucking people now cracking inside jokes they expect new people to somehow get right off the bat

  • @BaslerJones
    @BaslerJones 9 лет назад +206

    The hypest memo of the hypest globalization of China, hype as fuck

    • @Lazarus3737
      @Lazarus3737 9 лет назад +14

      +Basler Jones Where are the memes... Monsoon!

    • @FavoriteKarma
      @FavoriteKarma 9 лет назад

      +JosipBroz1000 The memes jack!!!

    • @_SubX_
      @_SubX_ 9 лет назад

      "it touch me to the bottom of my soul" - Art Malo

  • @gingergamergirl98
    @gingergamergirl98 9 лет назад +208

    You know, I absolutely love how Ethan says 'dude'. It's glorious. Probably a weird fuckin' think to say, but....whatever.
    7:40 Wow. It's 'on behalf', not 'in behalf'. Clearly not an expert at speaking English. Now that I think of it, none of these dudes are experts....
    Omg the coughing montage set to the intro song was beautiful.

    • @austinbryant4296
      @austinbryant4296 9 лет назад +5

      +gingergamergirl98 the way he says dude is just perfect idk

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 9 лет назад +1

      +BJbobjr But it's almost got like, a slight e sound to it. Like 'dued' or something. Idk haha

    • @LoftusWatching
      @LoftusWatching 9 лет назад +3

      The way he says dude cracks me up and i love how he doesnt edit his speaking to make it clean. He keeps in all the bits where he cant quite think of the right word to say and pauses for a second and it always has me in stitches haha

    • @shady4091
      @shady4091 9 лет назад +1

      +gingergamergirl98 I said the exact same thing on another video! haha
      Sounds like Adam from Workaholics.

    • @sizzleby1
      @sizzleby1 9 лет назад

      +shady4091 Yup! I feel like a lot of his mannerisms are similar to Adam Demamp. I find it hilarious. Especially that squinty eyed stare he does.

  • @cherrydoodles
    @cherrydoodles 8 лет назад +65

    Bounced on my boy's tutorial video to this for hours.

    • @ItsMeVolatility
      @ItsMeVolatility 7 лет назад +4

      Kate #BigMoneySalvia

    • @kroyboy
      @kroyboy 7 лет назад +1

      8========D~~~~~~

    • @2haelsm2
      @2haelsm2 6 лет назад +1

      Heyooooo worlds colliding! Big money $$$

  • @aligasimzade4839
    @aligasimzade4839 4 года назад +21

    "this is a paper company" throwback to the office

  • @stienerrecliner
    @stienerrecliner 8 лет назад +100

    One of your funniest.. laughing tears. Nice work homie

  • @samsquanch1996
    @samsquanch1996 5 лет назад +29

    "Umm, I got a couple keyboards over here ya knoooowwwww, which helps."
    xD

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 7 лет назад +39

    "Whats up baby girl? You get dat memo?"

  • @MikeDindu
    @MikeDindu 5 лет назад +29

    0:31 His best cough right here

  • @lovekidthewiz153
    @lovekidthewiz153 8 лет назад +182

    I'm not gay, but that eyecontact tho ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

    • @Howesenberg
      @Howesenberg 7 лет назад +1

      My ejaculate was so powerful when I got hooked into his gaze that it was able to type out this reply to your comment.

    • @jrod3029
      @jrod3029 7 лет назад +2

      Have you seen Braco's gaze yet? lmao

  • @MVGPresident
    @MVGPresident 3 месяца назад +9

    I miss this

  • @weshuffman6757
    @weshuffman6757 10 лет назад +44

    I'm not the only one who thinks that Sean looks like Buster Bluth in the into, right?

    • @UNQANI
      @UNQANI 10 лет назад +10

      That's who he reminds me of. I thought I was the only one.

    • @LJdaentertainer
      @LJdaentertainer 10 лет назад +2

      Yea he could be Tony hale's double

    • @Triplechoco52
      @Triplechoco52 9 лет назад

      Wes Huffman and Ethan looks like Dean Hodes from Weeds.

  • @bleep-bloopjoop144
    @bleep-bloopjoop144 5 лет назад +9

    This video was my First H3H3 Experience and the Cough in the beginning sealed the deal 4 1/2 years ago. Papa bless

  • @AlexRichards97
    @AlexRichards97 10 лет назад +137

    i delete my history after searching for the globalisation of china

  • @ryanthaiable
    @ryanthaiable 8 лет назад +131

    is Ethan lowkey HowToBasic? those coughs...

  • @jamiecal11
    @jamiecal11 8 лет назад +23

    The eye contact in the super market had me fucking dead. Dude looks totally dead inside.

  • @missedpigeon5381
    @missedpigeon5381 5 лет назад +29

    0:32 when you see an asteroid coming to destroy the earth

  • @stephan2053
    @stephan2053 8 лет назад +68

    2:49 Perfect moment to cut in a part of "Grapefruit your man".

  • @SpecialNeedsMuffin
    @SpecialNeedsMuffin 9 лет назад +735

    HOW TO MEET GIRLS AT WORK (GONE SEXUAL)

    • @TheTornado960
      @TheTornado960 9 лет назад +63

      2015

    • @norbertx88
      @norbertx88 9 лет назад +33

      With Strangers

    • @spectator_music
      @spectator_music 9 лет назад +48

      GONE SEXUAL GONE WRONG IN THE OFFICE 2015 KISSING GONE WILD

    • @gyulaleon9220
      @gyulaleon9220 9 лет назад +26

      KISSING WITH SEX!! IN THE OFFICE, THESE OFFICE WHORES ARE TOO EASY 2K15

    • @DVDFerrari5
      @DVDFerrari5 9 лет назад +10

      GOLD DIGGER CO-WORKER GONE WILD SEX PUSSY IN THE KISSING!! 2015 PRANKS KISSING PRANK SEX!

  • @INXSibleStones-ItaliaFTW74
    @INXSibleStones-ItaliaFTW74 8 лет назад +7

    5:36 That is the true gaze of miracles.

  • @mrpoopybutthole5910
    @mrpoopybutthole5910 8 лет назад +772

    of course I get into H3H3 around the time they quit making vids like these.......

    • @joejunkmail975
      @joejunkmail975 8 лет назад +103

      They still make them every once in a while. Plus their other content isn't complete shit

    • @tahaistheboss98
      @tahaistheboss98 8 лет назад +27

      The fact that he's getting more popular means that he won't come back..

    • @stinksmcgee
      @stinksmcgee 8 лет назад +13

      Klienbottle Enthusiast sad truth

    • @UberMarioRPG
      @UberMarioRPG 8 лет назад +151

      That's mostly due to them getting sued, and not wanting it to happen again.

    • @dianamd2331
      @dianamd2331 7 лет назад +10

      wt his content now is as funny as this

  • @Emma-im9hb
    @Emma-im9hb 8 лет назад +86

    press 4 to flirt with your co worker.

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 8 лет назад +15

    The End is just beautiful

  • @Pbplayer48
    @Pbplayer48 6 лет назад +24

    I miss these reaction videos ugh

  • @xremembrance1474
    @xremembrance1474 8 лет назад +94

    8:30 dude my toaster has more RAM than that

    • @xremembrance1474
      @xremembrance1474 8 лет назад

      8:20*

    • @DanielBinkowski123
      @DanielBinkowski123 8 лет назад

      +Dylan D Villain Watermark in the video says 2006, so i guess its alright for that time. Im not a big nerd for PC specs so im not sure.

    • @blacktouge
      @blacktouge 8 лет назад +7

      +Daniel Binkowski no even in 2006 a music producer's computer should have much more ram for edititing ect

    • @George_Azeria
      @George_Azeria 8 лет назад

      +blacktouge you can still produce on 2gb. it'll be pretty slow. But at the time, ten years ago, it was fairly good.

  • @NemisisRecords
    @NemisisRecords 9 лет назад +18

    "The also the, i have a dell precision 650, um, its a dual xeon, uh uh, 2 uh 2.8 gigabytes uh uh, uh i mean uh uhhhh" - Ted

  • @teamman17
    @teamman17 9 лет назад +171

    what was that funky beat when he said hi

  • @thesupremecarry9164
    @thesupremecarry9164 5 лет назад +39

    Making my yearly pilgrimage through the h3h3 classics, dont mind me

  • @hazelmott9591
    @hazelmott9591 7 лет назад +80

    I come for the goofs, but I stay for the gaffs. Much love Papa Bless #freesalad2017