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if anyone started counting to ten while hugging me, I would assume my time here has run its course.
Demi Marcano Its so fucking weird in the first place and its not like he counts down from ten he counts up I guess it wouldnt matter but still wtf.
If I ever see you i'm going to hug you and count to 1 starting from 10 so you will think your time is just beginning instead of ending. You will be reborn!
HA!
😂
And then right after he reaches ten he starts screaming "Allah Akbar"
10 seconds is a loooong ass hug..
Yeah, especially while you're literally counting to ten out loud.
Jovi Jenovi the guy in the video Ethan is talking about said, "hug them for 10 seconds, you can count it out loud"
No no, there was a guy who commented something that he deleted. I don't remember what it was
I'm not liking this, cus it got 69 likes.
Woah!
He actually counted out loud. Im dying
that shit was funny as fuck
He was counting down the amount of time it takes him to nUtt
@@claudioestrella1160 funny af but also pretty terrifying for the poor girl . I would be frozen in fear if I would be her lol
Bruh fr
And also prolonged the countdown when he was hugging that woman in the shop.
This is actually terrifying. I think I would actually scream.
Same
Give him chance.
Jim Raynor wtf no lol
@@UndefinedBailiwick im a big ass dude and even i would feel scared
Actually???
that hug in the first clip made my heart skip a beat jesus christ how does he not understand how frightening that could be to someone?
right? all i could think about is how scared she probably was. :/ she needed to knee him in the junk.
Me too
HEY! (places arm on you) do me a favor and SMILE >:D
-does one of those wet winks-
It's called psychopathy.
How lacking in self awareness must one be to not realize that just because a woman is laughing at your antics, that doesn't mean she finds you charming? It could mean that she's fucking terrified and is just playing along because she's afraid you're going to hurt her if she doesn't.
so true
exactly. How terrible must one be in feeling others emotions, to actually think non smut girls would like this?
+Dr Shaym Nervous laughter is one of the oldest forms of communication.
IceDragon978 Ok. What's your point?
+Dr Shaym It could also mean that she feels awkward.
Oh my god this was so uncomfortable to watch. How can there really be guys, grown men, adults who think that this is a good idea?
君德白 there's also a vid that has a tutorial on how to make eye contact w girls, how are you so desperate? Just go up and talk to them if you're that desperate.
The equally dumb ladies (not mentally impaired, just, you know... pretty stupid) require an equally dumb guy, right?
君德白 - views.
I couldn't finish the video. It was too much. Props to you for finishing it.
君德白 im pretty sure 80% of the male population can manage. but for that other percent they select a leader like cooked ham face to show them the wrong way to approach a female. leaving them alone and to die off as the normal population gos on.
Oldschool H3H3 went hard as FUCK, god I miss this shit
Damn i forgot how savage Ethan was back then lol
He hasn't changed much tbh
Back then? Lmfao
Is this kid for real? Wow
He hasn't changed, society & RUclips has changed to accepting only snowflake friendly humour
A lot less clever too
my hat can not contain any more pens
1st
Your hat can contain more penis though.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
put a hat on your hat for more places to put pens. but for the best results, get your hands filled with wrist bands, bitches love wristbands.
Not with that Attitude
Snipers m8 u be the best bruvs m8
the way ethan goes on and on about one thing staying obsessively focused about it is maybe my favorite thing about the older videos
Steven Girouard haha was thinking the same! Love how he comes up with 10 terms for the same thing, each growing more ridiculous and hilarious!
Lol yesss
.face
I just LOVE sucking dicc.. now that's an emotional response! I just love being with my BROS
Him doing that and then cringe coughing lol
"nice to meet you claudia-- CMERE." jesus christ what a weirdo!!!!!
The weird thing is she seemed kinda interested at first, he has balls but he's such a creep
Lol
Watch penguinz video on on bad pickup artists, makes this guy look normal
@@desertgrowndank7256 you consider that forced hug normal though? Lmaoo
CMERE 😂
This guy is seriously in need of a police visit. For real.
jewish5555 "it puts the lotion on its skin"
+DaveKraft400 It might backfire. The police would be wanting to learn some tips and pointers to improve their game.
cc NYPD
DaveKraft400 it's a joke
@@Agent1W doubt
Ladies, this is why you carry a taser with you.
Stun gun* but yeah. Pepper spray is also an excellent alternative.
TrionBulldog pepper spray doesn’t work well on a windy day though.
@@BriannaTerese How windy are we talking here? Pepper spray comes out in a streamline. It isn't like a Frebreze can. It would have to be pretty damn windy, lol. And even then you could spray it in sweeping motions. It can f*ck you up pretty good without even getting directly into your eyes, assuming it isn't a $2 keychain-bottle from the gas station.
yes lets put it on women instead of idk teaching men not to be fucking creeps
@@kweenshel420 telling men to not be predatory is like telling a dog not to lick it's ass. you have to just establish precautions around men like carrying pepper spray or traveling in groups just in case bad situations happen
The worst part is when he said:
"She's actually really laughing now. Even though this is staged, she thinks this is actually funny."
Amy LR r try 3y3 yet tyy333 yr 33 yr 33 yer 3333 t 333y3t33t3t3y3t33.
he has a very bright future infront of him. fucking disgusting.
_C r i n g e B e y o n d C r i n g e_
We banged dude
No one else better like this comment this is a miracle of satan
“Nice to meet you Claudia,COME HERE!”
You don't know what's going on, *come here*
That's weird that's my sister's name
I paused so fast to mentally prepare myself for the inevitable beefy cringe slap.
Scorpion midnights as a pick up artist
@@codybarlik4524 lol i was about to say that. "can't get laid? just give em the good ol scorpion"
Oh god, I laughed so hard at the squelch sound when he winked
Me too it's so gross
same 😂
FK dude me too omg and i looked at the comments at this moment
Yeah! That fucking sounds is too much. I think that is the sound Hugh Mungus makes when he farts
haha, straight from Ren and Stimpy
This is honestly one of the most painful videos you've reacted to
upvote
Yeah I don’t think I can finish this one...
No way the kiss one is way worse
Helen F. "So good" "Yeah baby" I was watching that one this morning xD I didn't remember it was that painful.
So what was the point of force hugging and counting out loud to 10, then leave.
Just tried his tactic. It really works. Well see you guys in about ten years of prison
Jonathan Bador Still here?
#FREEBADOR
I think this might work pretty well in prison. You have to be big though, otherwise you're the one who's getting hugged..
He’s only been in for 6 months, behave well and he might be out in 5!
F
Pro tip: Don’t ever tell a woman to smile if you’re trying to flirt with her. It’s a good way to piss her off
kt yeah, I hate that
Why
Wire im not a woman but if you want to cheer someone up and flirt with them do it naturally not fucking SMILE FOR MEEEE
@@wireknight just a weird thing women don't like. Unless you're an attractive dude most won't care
You pretty much have no social skillz if you need to ask people to smile lol That would piss off anybody.
HE REALLY SPENT 30 STRAIGHT SECONDS ROASTING THIS DUDE'S FACE
He looks as red as fpsrussia does these days.
"Roasting" his face. Nice one!
Red rocket dude
You can count the seconds in your head
@@alnotbiggaytho7124 Except FPSRussia's actually cool unlike this goober lmao
If I had to choose between being in a room full of spiders and being in a room alone with this so-called "pickup artist" guy, I'd choose the spiders. Everything about that guy is just unnerving, unsettling, and even scary. HE COUNTS OUT LOUD WHEN HE HUGS A WOMAN. WHY?!
I would too. They are disgusting human beings
*cough* loser *cough*
He`ll loose count if i he does it in his head..
Bastian P I see what you did there lol
I'd choose the rape dungeon -- just sayin', I'd prefer a guy you can scare off with comitment, then spiders
I forgot how savage Ethan is
Patbumbo Silkington He's an animal, Dog.
Honestly, it's fucking great, and he fuckin had it comin.
Harhd
"Advance physically"
this dude is literally Dennis from IASIP
You see the girl is never in any real danger it's just the I M P L I C A T I O N of danger
Omg yes!!! Haha
*screams and runs away*
Dennis: Well that's not supposed to happen...
@@michaelhaydenbell shaddap you pedantic loser
Its the implication :)))
That fucking wink sound
Corn Man , just your name. Corn Man.
hahahah yes and the fact that hes like "gotta check out some legal stuff first" *wink*
Corn Man .
WOW you're hugging back usually they struggle and scream
Skengis Khan Yea, the only way I get them to stop is with the chloroform.
Your Friend, Ponce lmao
That blonde woman is being held hostage
Elmyra Duff LOL
Elmyra Duff In the rape dungeon
Nishant +respect
Hey... she was very expensive for him to have in his video.
@@KelniusTV yeah, the gun was pretty expensive
I actually had to pause this. I can't even watch it all in one go, it's too uncomfortable.
For real
When he said “C’MERE!” I had to pause
Sexual assault can make some people uncomfortable. I personally cringed whenever he “hugged” a girl
Yeah Same
@ProllyStonedTbh 🤣 I guess not everyone experiences second-hand discomfort as severely as others. I close my eyes and plug my ears during gory scenes in movies too 😉
I think of it this way: some people can bite into freezing cold ice cream with their front teeth no problem. Other people do that and it's super cold and painful. This is the emotional equivalent of that in my mind.
CLAUDIA was defo interested before he went all violent and creepy on her omg. he could've started a conversation, ask about what card she's buying and what for. then nicely ask her out for coffee. on the other hand i'd rather not that this guy breeds so this is probably better
you forgot the most effective part for closing the deal. Walking away as soon as the hug is over
Dude have you seen this guy? If he wants to breed, he WILL. Mankind is pretty much doomed.
Claudia was lucky, she definitely doesn't need this guy in her life... A close encounter of the turd kind.
Pickchore *Peter griffin laugh intensifies*
the thing is, she even kind of came around halfway through the hug and he just walked away. Excellent pick-up technique. Get 30% of the way to success then bail
nothing creepier than those weirdo dudes out in public who randomly tell you to smile more. It has a counterproductive result. This giant must have taken swagger 101 from the same teacher as Ricegum
100% accurate haha! As if it's really questionable to them why when they walked in the door, every girl in sight didn't burst out in fan girl giggles and smiles at the mere sight of them *lol*
For me personally, it depends on the situation. Somebody walking past you and shouting with a smug face "HEY GURL YOU SHOULD SMILE A BIT MORE" (and its even worse when they STOP to tell you that) is different than somebody walking past you and [calmly] saying "cheer up!". The first example is a bit creepy but the second one is very nice and welcome imo :)
My face is no one else's business.
@@spacecat942 I don't want anyone telling me how to feel. It's kinda creepy either way unless it's someone you actually know it's just an unneeded comment whether it's said to a male or a female.
YEah These guys are pretty... too intense to make any female... comfortable atleast. and some fall in love with this type of muscle security.
He lunges towards to her.
Yeah, it's scary.
man that part took me by surprise
I'm actually writhing on my sofa, I can't handle this, you think you've seen as cringey as it gets but you never have
the cringe will never reach a limit
Avatar accurate.
ethan's comedy just used to be so natural
He still makes fun of redpill bros to this day? People exaggerate how much he changed, but yeah he is less entertaining as a podcast host.
@buddhapilled1993 his subject matter staying similar doesnt really have anything to do with his delivery of jokes and natural humor on display in these older videos
Editing helps too
@sterkriger2572 for sure
@@buddhapilled1993 As someone who’s watched him since his early days and periodically checks on his podcast nowadays, I have to say that he has changed quite a lot. Whether it’s in a negative sense or neutral way is up for debate I suppose, but I lean more towards preferring his old style of humour. It HAS changed.
That red face roast killed me haahahaha
Did he say it's ok to count out loud?
Not to mention, 3 seconds is long enough. 2 seconds seems more appropriate, IMO. lol
i know oh my god thats like the worst part of the whole thing LMFAO
I cringed when I heard that too bad Ethan didn'g react.. Chris literally does it twice so very cringy and disturbing.
Yeah but imagine if he didn't count out loud. A silent 10 second hug from a complete stranger o.O
NO! Dude, this guy is actually terrible. That forceful pull into a hug actually made me jump. You can't fucking do that!
Literally all of the compliments were sarcastic
he even says come here all quick and nervous like
Right???? Good thing he's dealing with legal shit, I'm glad someone's canning this douchebag
try living in the middle east
Simp
"I'm not big on techniques, I'm big on just having balls and doin' stuff"
I'm going to use that phrase everytime I fail at something
He is obviously not using the prank invasion method
Game Tutorials I should try this trick on mommy make out day
Game Tutorials *LOUD KISSING SOUNDS
He doesn't have fuckin bracelets
He's using the "Rape Invasion" Method.
Game Tutorials lmao prank invasion looks normal compared to this dude, almost.
You know, Ethan. I think you were a little too subtle with the pens in your hat. I think you could have used more.
Needler98, yeah. I agree. I usually get away with 10, but Ethan could pull off 15
Wow I wondered what was different about him
the guys intro gets me every time. He’s literally trying to pick up girls. Who is that intro for?
This was the golden age of h3h3
The good videos are the ones where Hila is holding the camera because he doesn't have a stand for it.
I miss this shit man what happened to him
Now it's just podcasts with no goofs
reid hawkins he’s back now
White George floyd
Immediately after watching this, I searched "self defence escape bear hug"... Yikes!
Sad to say this, from a rear bear hug unless you're a man you're not getting away. I'm a man and I don't think I could get out of TheGoodLookingLosers bear hug buddies huge. Good luck women.
@Chic 'N' Stu if it's a proper bear hug which restrains the hands and the weopen is in the pocket then no that wouldn't work.
Groin or kidney punch usually works, their arms are occupied so they can't block. Then go for the throat. If your arms are restrained try biting or head butting if they're not too tall.
The proper way to defend a rear bear hug is go both hands on the opponents grip and lower all your weight onto his grip and try to slip out. Just make sure you don't fall on the ground in doing so. In a real fight you're likely to get suplexed from a rear bear hug/body lock so it's imperative you drop your weight immediately.
@@Gerbs1913 your kidneys are on your back so you can't strike there. You can't even generate enough power from a bear hug/body lock to even do any damage so your best bet is to break their grip by digging under their arms and separating if it's a front bear hug. Knee to the groin would be great though
Ethan=would smash 💯
Pick Up Guy=would not smash 🙅♀️
Gonna have to agree!
hi ur pretty
pls respond
dude, what?
I was dying when he grabbed her hand and he’s like come here and can see the force he grabbed her with buy really friendly tho really brotherly like
Reminded me of that hook-pulling move of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. GET OVER HERE!
Telling a woman to smile more. It’s a death sentence.
Profile pic matches up 😅
Only if you say it without charisma.
@@dannymckenzie8329 Not true. It’s like a combination of a demand and critique. No way to make that sound nice. You think charismatic people can say anything?
What you should do and what works with charisma is to compliment and encourage. Say you love her smile, be happy when she does, be silly, make her relax & laugh. ”I hope I can make you smile again”, ”your smile is so contagious”.
You see, what he did kinda worked that one time. Because A. He looked silly and stupid (might work on someone you know well and B. He seemed happy when she smiled.
You don’t just go up to a stranger and be like ”what’s up girl, do me a favor and smile for me”. The only reason girls will smile then is because they feel threatened and don’t want to seem rude.
so when is this guy gonna get arrested for sexual harassment ?
Basler Jones That second girl actually hugged him back o.O
+Basler Jones the dude probably paid the girls
Basler Jones good question... I would feel insanely scared and violated.
+Basler Jones Not soon enough...
ILostMyMomInTheGroceryStore I do not know what you're talking about man. If you would read the comment I was replying to maybe you'd understand.
The thing that's terrible about these pickup artists and guys like this is that they view women as a conquerable object instead of a human being that they should just get to know first and try to ask on a date
+FizzleCheeks yess exactly!
what r u fuckin gay?
but woman are conqerable objects
im not huge on pickup artists but do you have any idea what kind of mixed signals women give to men? jesus i mean i had to chase my girlfriend figurativley and a judge could have easily said i was stalking her. ehats wrong with someone offering help? not thus guy the guy in this video is a moron
+Will Boyden why do guys always have to jump on ANY kind of criticism even if they aren't directly involved? Instead of throwing in your two cents in trying to prove that person wrong just agree that the guy is creepy and move on
I hope he runs into Zarna and tries it on her, then he'd meet his match lol
PaperPriest DISGUSTING
PaperPriest dude the planet would detonate if that happened.
I wish running into her on nobody.
It would be like this "unstoppable force vs unmovable object" paradox.
Wot?
Those 10 seconds must feel like 10 years to the girl getting hugged
How to pick up girls..just say Hugh Mungus
Hugh Mungus wot?!
wow Ethan great moves keep it up proud of you.
You said You are humongous!!! You sexually harassed me!!!
TRIGGERED
THIS MAN JUS.. JUST TALKED TO ME IN A SEXUAL HARASSING MANNER, HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU, DISGUSTING, DISGUSTING
Hugh Mungus what?
The wet blinking sounds made me puke!
infinitenonsense he looks like the eye of mensis ffs, if I saw him irl my fight or flight response would ignite.
Ly M lmfao from Bloodborne? very few would know what you're talking about
Victor Valdez only bloodborne diehards count
Ly M haha that's right
Dear god, have you seen this guy's website? It says "the original hardcore non-mainstream self-improvement community: personal improvement for aspiring douchebags". Like, what?! Where do you find this stuff Ethan?
+wait a minute that card Where?
+wait a minute that card
>Is married
>Can't get laid
Ethan's a fuckin' loser dood.
+wait a minute that card They obviously jelly because they can't match that chub n' tuck
snomaN Gaming I love your vids bro!
Chris's incels
🤙🏻
All these years I’ve wasted trying to get women legally
The bad way is the easy way
The louder you count the more interesting and compelling you seem
This is the ultimate way to start a relationship
If she tries to leave, squeeze her harder
If she breaks loose and runs away, you have one more chance
Chase after her and tackle her
Pro tips
If she runs away, it's a test to see if you're fast enough & strong enough to catch up to her and tackle her. 👩🏫
This natural female desire is something all of us females are born with, and is (of course) due to evolution.
When you run after her & successfully take her to the ground, you are proving that you can do the same to other animals (thereby demonstrating your ability to hunt & provide food for your family).
Obviously, in modern times females don't need their men to prove they can hunt & catch prey (in fact, we usually do the grocery shopping now)...but the connection is still there, deep down in her lizard brain, a remnant of 100,000+ years of mating patterns, burned into our genetic DNA.
When you hunt & catch her, female hormones will be released and she will immediately be overcome with lust & sexual desire to breed with you ASAP.
Beware: if she's ovulating, she'll be unable to stop herself from trying to have sex with you on the spot, even if you're in public. The biological nature of females is to have as many babies as possible with men who prove they can provide food & security for the mother & her kids...and once you prove that (by tackling her), her lizard brain will take control and it only cares about one thing: NOT losing the opportunity to procreate with you! (When this feature of females evolved, men didn't have phone numbers or even address numbers which they could give to her, allowing her to meet up with him later on, in private. Humans were a nomadic species, plus there was way more competition, and men died much sooner...so males were programmed to be fertile & down to fuck basically 24/7, while females were programmed to take advantage of that, especially whenever males proved they deserved it by tackling her!)
This is all scientifically accurate information, but it's being censored by the government ever since they learned about how football players sometimes suffer brain problems later in life (CTE), and "tackling" was labeled an inherently dangerous action. Of course, football players only suffer brain damage after many years of being tackled, many more times than females need to be tackled by prospective mates.
Also, female brains are less likely to be damaged from being tackled, but the government doesn't know that because 100% of football players with CTE they've studied have been males.
Scientists suspect that females have evolved a resistance to suffering brain damage as a result of being tackled, as they evolved the unconscious desire to be tackled. (In fact, there's conclusive evidence that if you're tackling a female for ultimate purpose of breeding, it's physically impossible for her to suffer a concussion!)
But unfortunately, scientists aren't being allowed to study this. 😔
I don't get it. So this is that how you invite girls to your LAN party?
yey
How's your son's cancer?
lucky
You find the best kind of people on reddit
ThioJoe Le Reddit Armie has arrived
This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I've ever watched on RUclips! I almost choked on a peach I was laughing so hard :P
I just discovered your channel tonight, and not only is it hilarious, but I think it's really important...Too many people watch these type of videos and aspire to be like the guys in it. From racism and sexism, to just plain stupidity, they really bring out the worst in people.
Keep doing what you're doing!
Don't lie. It was a grapefruit.
jamie rose Ew grapefruit. No wonder I choked...
*vomit noises*
Omg kyan! Can't believe you watch h3h3 * gasps *
+RainbowSocks099 omg rainbowsocks I can't believe you didn't know kyan watches h3h3 dude
The "secret" of every pick-up technique is basically to be interesting and confident. Taking it to the extreme by being an overly-aggressive psycho *can* succeed, but so can toasting bread with a flamethrower. Crazy hug-hostage stunts only work on people with their own major issues, so have fun dealing with *that* fallout, aside from later regret over your lack of shame and inability to make meaningful lasting connections.
Wow you’ve really got relationships down to a science. Here I am just socializing and being myself, no wonder I’m not laying down the one nighters. Thx broski
I think it's truly psychopathic - hugging random girls you met a second ago? Dude, I would feel disturbed for a few days for sure. Guy also looks like he has just got out of prison.
@@Niphredyl don't worry no body will hug you
@@hassanabuabed9563 better not
Honestly. Rule 1 Be attractive and Rule 2 don’t be unattractive are true, but the definition of attractive isn’t just physical. It can be physical, but attractiveness really just means you’re actually someone people gravitate towards, either you’re funny, interesting, or there’s something about you that makes you genuinely enjoyable to be around, then you will succeed. And I know most of you will say “well what if I’m boring” well make the boring parts about you interesting. Its not whether or not its actually boring its how you spin it.
"I wish I was a big brother so I could fill my little sister.. with such joy" - h3h3
I hope I'm not the only one that expected him to say something else there.
h3h3 needs to watch less anime
Maybe he was talking about Hila (?)
Maybe he was talking about Harambe.
Wait Hila isn't his sister?
Omg he counts out Loud? How fucking creepy! Jesus Christ!
He got a bomb, man! RUN!
ikr! it wouldn't be creepy if he counted in his head. Damn amateur!
Sorry hold on
1
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hope this is as good for you as is it was for me
are you sarah?!
Andris Skullcandy dude, "terrorist" outfits, are outfits muslim men wear. And why'd you call me a faggot? 1. Im not gay and 2. We should be over this already, calling someone a faggot to be mean is just stupid, again EDUCATE YOURSELF.
Just a tip, don't EVER tell a girl to smile, if she's not smiling while talking to you then she doesn't fucking like you and leave her alone.
Colin Harris that's deep man.
you got it man.. also, there are so many guys and men who use that line. I work at a gas station hear it at least 3 times a day from customers.. eventually it gets reaaaally old. maybe when i first started it was flattering because i have social anxiety and was isolated and i thought they were just trying to make me comfortable. but eventually it gets old and kinda forceful. like you have to smile in response to be polite, and that was their goal really.
If they are not smiling they are not in the mood to smile. (Although it may not always be because they don't like you, they won't if you act aggressive or rude.)
tumble0weed that's really perceptive. I HATE when people tell me to smile. It's like you don't know what's going on in my head, frig off ricky.
Just because we aren't smiling right away doesn't mean we wouldn't like you but telling a girl to smile is pretty weird
I Love this old h3h3 golden era
Couldn't watch it all. Deeply disturbing.
Jean-Frédéric Rolland how could you look at your pfp
Like your dp then
BuffBisonGaming i think he means the video h3 is reacting to... not the actual video
5:13 holy fuck that's way too cringeworthy, it's hard to listen to.
The clip where he showed the live footage made me drop my phone ×__×
+Raging i think you are spongeworthy
this guy reminds me of the punisher from DD season 2... but more unsettling
I thought he was going to add more pens to the beanie throughout the video.
Nvm, I just watched the rest of the video.
+Christian Alfaro I hope you have learned your leson.
+BJbobjr I died on that part LOL
+extremlybored45
Beanie became a pendora.
+TheHabitman He really opened up pendora's box with that gag
If some strange guy tried to hug me, I would just lose my mind. Not a fan of people touching me. Such a disturbing and cringy video lol
Remember to sing.
Solar plexus
Instep
Nose
Groin
Miss congeniality reference.
Wow, you're very beautiful!
I would definitely start shoving or hitting a stranger to get out of a random hug. You can’t just hold a stranger intimately, ONTO your body, for no reason and think it would actually leave them wanting more. That’s insane.
Yup I would probably start screaming because it’s being physically constrained by a gorilla against my will 😀
"I don't like being touched by strangers"
"YAH BUT WHERE'S YOUR LIMIT CAN I HIGH FIVE YOU CAN I TOUCH YOUR WRIST WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE DUDE"
The wink sound effect killed me
LMAAAAAAAAAO same
woaw ethen great moves keep it up proud of you
i fucking die of laughter every time i see it
Is that Michelle Obama who says that
i thought she said moobs...
+Mr.Duckington II what's the context?
She says Ethan though and it's at the beginning of every video. Where did it come from? When did she say that?
Wow! I almost got in a relationship there. Wow!
She wasn't bad lookin either
That dude is definitely arrested by now
@Pedro O Yea. He actually married the chick in this video.
Yeti definitely
@@yeti2237 sounds like he managed to get her to have Stockholm syndrome for him.
@@johnlemon4450 He did. I saw pictures of them together and after their wedding.
He’s actually a super successful millionaire now 😂 look him up his names Chris Deoudes
I just subscribed today. Thanks for making me laugh all day. You seriously crack me up!
Their Ethan and Hila channel has a followup to this called "Reading Good Looking Losers Comments." It's funny too :)
Is it the same guy?
yeah
Oh my God, I would be fucking terrified if some stranger "hug" me suddenly.
Not to mention the fucking weird counting up from 1.
I hate people i know touching me let alone some creep i just met. I would lose my shit if this happened.
Spoopy It's not even that , it's also he wasn't even that nice to her " you're attractive " like Ew but atleast be nicer and respect her more . Like this dude is Cringe to another degree in my mind if I got approached by a guy like that I'd smack him so hard .
How can someone be to that degree of socially awkward that they think it's acceptable, even a tool for flirting, to wrap your arms around a stranger you just met.
It's pretty scary to think idiots like this actually exist.
that's why you carry a gun, simple solution for a simple problem
جندي الله You're such a loser
This is everything NOT to do.
I'll take your word for it
Dead Children Playing no really do not attempt this in public because some people will shoot you with a stun gun or pepper spray you.
cloudy dre Thank you. 🥺
TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans - I like that username :3
@@notkingali1798 or not do it because its creepy and morally wrong
I use the D.E.N.N.I.S system. Never fails.
After that I use my M.A.C. system!
Then I come in for scraps.
"i've got my magnum condom, ive got my wad of 100's and im ready to plow"
+PolyFlicks "drops condom" Whoops! I dropped my monster condom, for my magnum dong.
+Patrick Dodds dr. mantis toboggan
"ok, you complaining right now is really distracting me assaulting you" hahahahaha I love your brain ethan
6:20 the worst part is she was immediately interested in him before he did that weird ass 10 second hug
if i was aprroached by a bulging eyed, red rocket faced, 7 foot 6 monster, I'd pretend like i was interested too
+Pierce the Black Chemical Pilots Veil can't argue there
lmao
lmfao
Thank god this idiot is so socially inept that he consistently disqualifies himself from contributing to the gene pool
This is honestly so disturbing
That fucking guy is SO creepy
Want to know what's even creepier? He has a skeleton inside of him
+woodlefoof2 SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
+woodlefoof2 I'll tell you what, I went to a doctor to get my fractured arm fixed, and the fucking doctor FIXED the skeleton arm.
They're in cahoots I tell ya, don't get fooled
I want this guy to try his techniques on the Buzzfeed women
They would kill him
That's the point.
+Ms.NorthSouth They can't. I mean, he's giant. They would get do triggered they would pass out almost instantly.
This made me laugh so hard
ModernSchoolAtlas Yes!!!! Creepy bro vs buzzfeed collab!!
How many pens should I put under my hat to pick up girls?
I'd say 10, one for each second of the hug
A couple.
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
till you have a full ring of them around your face so girls cant see how ugly you are
All of them
*"Do not try this if it is illegal in your country"*
Oh so..nowhere then?
Whys it allways a Chris?
Atleast it wasnt a Justin
well everybody hates Chris..
Discovered this channel today.
My life is ruined.
congratulations
Me too...
Faith in humanity lost.
+Anston [Music] U dont get it.
+cortney P Welcome to the club I've been a member far too long.
+W.D. Gaster no1 like h3h3
Honestly this actually fucking scared me. If a guy ever did any of that to me, especially a guy that size, I would be terrified!
I'm the same size as him, everybody assumes I'm dangerous or smt lol
The man goes by "hold her tighter, she's a fighter"
10:22 I'm going to give you Hepatitis A through C, I was laughing so hard.
That makes a lot of sense. I speak british English. I do know that there are 5 Hepatitis viruses, A-E. Is C and Z pronounced differently in american english? I thought it depended on context, and that they were both pronounced as "C".
CASTALLEJO WordUp he just said a-z for the joke
CASTALLEJO WordUp for American English "z" is pronounced "zee" instead of "zed" if that helps
That pickup line at 9:54 is my new go to
Austin Jones it's a little long, but it works. Kinda like muh penis.
wow this is so hard to watch
Elijah Wilson really?
No, excuse me, wrong user.
I remember watching that pen in the beanie bit for the first time and losing my mind, I wish I could watch these videos for the first time again
Exactly!!!!
Is anyone else blown away that people watch that guys videos and go "this is how we talk to women"
I'm hoping those people get blown away when they try to rape a woman who's armed with a handgun.
Hopefully a few of them will bite the bullet.
wait this isnt how we are supposed to talk to them?
Let me tell ya, if I were a woman and someone like this did this to me, there'd be one more blood smear in the world and one less fuckboy
+James W I'll allow you to tell me
HAHAHAHA do you think he (Ethan) writes this shit down first or does it all just come out naturally oh my god lmfaooo he's hilarious
i think both but mainly naturally lmao
i think both but mainly naturally lmao
i think both but mainly naturally lmao
Kayla T lol
Allen Rodriguez that sounds about right lol I love how naturally he speaks to the viewer
9:05 you can hear Hila laugh a little
hEy
I miss you Ethan. Your content got me and all my friends thought our deployment with ease. We were always dying of laughter. It will always be a great memory.
I really wish every single time Ethan cut the video and came back to him he would have more and more pens in his hat.
AHAHAHAH I DIDN'T FULLY WATCH THE VID THAT FUCKING RULER THOUGH AHAHAHA
That my friend is a comedian effect xD
I was thinking the exact same thing, then when he did I fell off my chair laughing
Merry Christmas and a happy New year to you, Ethan and Hila! Thank you so much for creating such fun content and an amazing community for us all to be a part of. You are an amazing couple, and I can't wait to see more content in the new year!
thank you, merry christmas
Arthur Burgenstein IM FUCKING SORRY OK?! I LOVE HIM TOO. I- I FORGOT. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY? IM NOT PROUD OF IT
tjey re juwich
Ethan didn't even talk about the fact that the dude said YOU CAN COUNT THE TEN SECONDS OUT LOUD. Imagine being a female, just chillin, enjoying your life, some guy walks up, grips you with BOTH ARMS, and starts counting ten goddamn seconds under their breath into your ear. Then lets go and just fucking leaves.
Started looking through a bunch of old H3H3 videos, damn they were good back than
This dude is an amateur. Dude needs to learn the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
James Gents not as good as the M.A.C system
James Gents hahaha love those systems! Way better than this!
James Gents the Dennis system actually takes thought and is extremely manipulative which is why it works
uhh whats the dennis system?
Liz Mcdoobey Aha it's from the TV show "It's always sunny in Philadelphia". Better if you just look it up... it's for sociopaths btw
My dad is like this… He thinks that if a woman even exhales in his direction or smiles because she's friendly as a professional courtesy (like a waitress, a woman who cuts his hair, nurses, etc) it means that she wants to bang him. He'll say, "oh look, I can tell she's easy, she wants me"… He tells _me,_ his daughter! He treats me more like a bro. So sleazy and gross and I cringe in embarrassment when he -harasses- flirts with uninterested women in front of me. I've talked to him about it but he doesn't listen. He's clueless af.
darkprince56 buy him therapy sessions as a birthday gift
Noel Pavlich lmao well I would if I could...even then, he wouldn't do it
Well, if you dont flirt you dont get anywhere with dating. All guys have tried to flirt with an uninterested girl. It happens.
Jesus christ the edge of that comment
Daniel Flores I still don't understand why she married him. He legit stalked her for 8 months until for some reason she gave in. I'm sure it was the loneliness ...Then she discovered he was an abusive psycho and left him.
He has clearly not learned the Invader Method
7:26 he looks he's only had 40 pizzas in the past 30 days
Lmao the day of reckoning will come
Gabriel is blowing his trumpet