The Honest Gold Digger

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  • Опубликовано: 16 май 2018
  • Anfisa and Jorge are a modern day love story that will not soon be forgotten. Thank you TLC for the educational content.
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  • @h3h3productions
    @h3h3productions  6 лет назад +23207

    Hi guys were back from our social media detox mini-vacation, hope you all had a great week. thanks for stickin around and not abandoning us like the poop abandoning my body after one meal at sharky's mexican food. Excited to talk about it all on the podcast tomorrow, hope to see ya there doggies & god bless

  • @joaoluis6585
    @joaoluis6585 4 года назад +8662

    2018: She's a goldiger. 2020: He's a simp.

  • @6ixlxrd
    @6ixlxrd 5 лет назад +7738

    I mean, in this case Anfisa isn't playing Jorge; Jorge is playing himself.

    • @patrykcetnarski8068
      @patrykcetnarski8068 4 года назад +99

      And as Dj Khaled says: Never play yourself.

    • @bencantread
      @bencantread 4 года назад +11

      @@patrykcetnarski8068 K N O W D A T

    • @kkozme9904
      @kkozme9904 4 года назад

      Loolll

    • @pusongmanhid
      @pusongmanhid 4 года назад +39

      From the start she said her honest intentions and George already knows that and he still insists

    • @bubbaXzone
      @bubbaXzone 4 года назад +24

      @@pusongmanhid I mean the family, friends, strangers say don't marry her she got bad intentions and the gold digger even said so her self lmao no fucks giving...and he still married her lmao.

  • @ayebing
    @ayebing 4 года назад +2792

    Her: I’m only here for your money
    Him: I get this weird feeling like you’re only here for my money

    • @schuesslerlauren
      @schuesslerlauren 3 года назад +74

      Just having suspicions... I'm not sure why I have them.

    • @hasinaashraf9332
      @hasinaashraf9332 3 года назад +6

      @@schuesslerlauren but it is true , isn't it

    • @notg_c2639
      @notg_c2639 3 года назад +4

      Yay 666th like!

  • @laurisaarinen1126
    @laurisaarinen1126 4 года назад +2363

    I swear i see a fedora on this guys head even though he's not wearing one.

  • @RPDenace
    @RPDenace 6 лет назад +4541

    its like hugging a cactus and complaining that the cactus is hurting you. gg

  • @wr450child7
    @wr450child7 4 года назад +2657

    “I hate being married to George”
    We are off to a good start

    • @MiniNinjaBotYT
      @MiniNinjaBotYT 4 года назад +16

      Epic

    • @darlingatlas4836
      @darlingatlas4836 4 года назад +61

      I cant tell if he’s being ironic or if he has an IQ of a doorknob

    • @EddieKMusic
      @EddieKMusic 4 года назад +26

      Niki 113 DOORKNOB??? At least doorknobs have a purpose, unlike this guy

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 4 года назад +3

      He must be so boring, she probably just lays down on the bed everynight lol.

    • @quinn1812
      @quinn1812 4 года назад +1

      666th like. Y e s .

  • @D35TR0YM4N
    @D35TR0YM4N 4 года назад +2012

    Anfisa may be a legitimate gold digger, but at the end of the day, she never lied about it and presented it up front.

    • @Notjimmymaio
      @Notjimmymaio 4 года назад +55

      For sure. He knew what he is getting himself into and still wanted her.

    • @electromadness5348
      @electromadness5348 4 года назад +18

      @@Notjimmymaio He is a simp what do you expect

    • @dratelectasis
      @dratelectasis 4 года назад +22

      @Ancient Skies No.. that's just youtube videos. A gold digger just wants money

    • @kaiji4788
      @kaiji4788 4 года назад +1

      She either is the biggest snake that target certain giga insecure simp or a flat out idiot that think being honest about it is hot

    • @flyandshy00
      @flyandshy00 3 года назад +3

      She earns money herself, George never gave her anything. He went to jail, won a bikini contest, got a car, graduated. That's not a definition of a gold digger.

  • @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah
    @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah 4 года назад +878

    "I hate being married to George" how romantic.

    • @easuwraxwell5107
      @easuwraxwell5107 4 года назад +7

      That crotch bomb wick is burning quickly on the lad

    • @oldhag2881
      @oldhag2881 2 года назад +4

      Makes my heart go pitter patter!

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 4 года назад +3994

    “He brought her from Russia” - Ethan
    Sorry but you misspoke. He “bought” her from Russia.

    • @theotherhalfoftheang
      @theotherhalfoftheang 4 года назад +65

      He didnt buy her, he didnt afford her.

    • @allthewayalive92
      @allthewayalive92 4 года назад +19

      @@theotherhalfoftheang You ever heard of a mail order bride? She probably got $10k and spent it in one day

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 4 года назад +6

      @@allthewayalive92 you didnt get his comment lmao

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 4 года назад +4

      He may have bought her but he's in debt for not affording her lol

    • @theclassycat2034
      @theclassycat2034 4 года назад +2

      @@theotherhalfoftheang he stole her i guess

  • @camcam2224
    @camcam2224 5 лет назад +1696

    “This neighborhood is nice”
    “Disgusting.”
    IM DYING

  • @porkeywings
    @porkeywings 4 года назад +2536

    So he lied to her and told her he was a very wealthy, made her pack up her whole life and leave her home country on promises of buying her anything she wanted, then didnt keep his promises and instead tried to give her 'true love'. I'd hate him too

    • @heylittleone1596
      @heylittleone1596 4 года назад +118

      Lol her whole life. Like 4 mascara's 3 lipsticks and two fake tits.

    • @FlawlessRevelation
      @FlawlessRevelation 4 года назад +41

      He spent like 300gs during the season on her... Did we watch the same show or wtf?

    • @shawnipaigeadair5399
      @shawnipaigeadair5399 4 года назад +212

      @@heylittleone1596 she left her Grandmother and she was in University..... now she is continuing her education and has really worked on herself with her own apartment. He's in jail for drugs...

    • @slickboyist
      @slickboyist 4 года назад +152

      They're both in the wrong. She has every right to be mad at him for all his lies and her moving all the way out here for him. But that doesn't excuse literal physical abuse and her breaking all his stuff. If the genders were swapped everyone would be calling it for what it is, an abusive relationship.

    • @triskalion9627
      @triskalion9627 4 года назад +7

      Wow congratulations you have managed to present this the most manipulative way possible.

  • @loretta2539
    @loretta2539 3 года назад +761

    update on this couple:
    Jorge was caught selling weed (I believe on the side) and went to prison for two years. She got herself a boyfriend, became a body builder and competes in body building. Jorge lost half his weight in prison, they divorce before he was released. He says in prison he realized who Anfisa was and how negative his life was, so he got help with both his mental state and his physical state. He is now a positive outgoing person, decided to hike around the U.S and is continuing to loosing his weight while she is living her life out in L.A with her new bf and continues to body build and is pursuing a modeling career.

    • @trevorphilips7783
      @trevorphilips7783 3 года назад +47

      Just if you go hiking or sh*t you're not automatically positive. He look like fcking death, even I feel depressed when I saw him after jail.

    • @captaincz5763
      @captaincz5763 3 года назад +125

      @@trevorphilips7783 Honestly, it's better than staying with Anfisa.

    • @derekmendoza1690
      @derekmendoza1690 3 года назад +39

      Thanks for the update bro

    • @FirstnameLastname-ew8vn
      @FirstnameLastname-ew8vn 3 года назад +27

      @@trevorphilips7783 probably because it’s a bad idea to smile in mugshots n shit so they have to look depressed AF.

    • @loretta2539
      @loretta2539 3 года назад +16

      @@trevorphilips7783 well he is a positive person by simply being happy with himself. I know going for a walk doesnt make you a positive person, you can be a dick and still take a walk in nature. I was saying he has a positive look on his life and he does other things which happens to be hiking

  • @zaelaporrou
    @zaelaporrou 5 лет назад +2148

    He is the EMBODIMENT of "doesnt matter, had sex"

    • @JS-vo3ok
      @JS-vo3ok 5 лет назад +18

      usually do that then pass but why would you marry her lol

    • @joshuac5803
      @joshuac5803 5 лет назад +2

      Still beat tho

    • @chrispeezy69
      @chrispeezy69 5 лет назад +2

      What I think u mean is “still fucked tho”

    • @joshuac5803
      @joshuac5803 5 лет назад

      Chris nope that’s not the meme

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 5 лет назад +8

      Do they even have sex?

  • @avuyilengqangweni1680
    @avuyilengqangweni1680 4 года назад +1433

    If you have to text "I'm rich" to get a girl to respond just know you played yourself.

    • @sleptkingdom9987
      @sleptkingdom9987 4 года назад +13

      Avuyile Ngqangweni congratulations ya played ya self

    • @randylahey8153
      @randylahey8153 4 года назад +18

      won my girl with "Im a prison snitch"

    • @flakko9252
      @flakko9252 4 года назад +7

      Avuyile Ngqangweni your name sounds like a dog sneeze

    • @crimsonite1524
      @crimsonite1524 4 года назад +4

      @@flakko9252 theres no way you are pronouncing it, i think its south african, you will bite your tongue off
      EDIT; and how in the world does your dog sneeze if it makes that sound

    • @Make-Asylums-Great-Again
      @Make-Asylums-Great-Again 4 года назад

      I’m doing the reverse gold digger. The bitch is ugly but has nice bank account.

  • @thecowcowclash
    @thecowcowclash 4 года назад +183

    Jorge is a masochist.

  • @alekadelacruz8592
    @alekadelacruz8592 3 года назад +96

    She's upfront that she is a gold digger. I am not judging her cause she did not lie about it.

    • @selenagomez8926
      @selenagomez8926 3 года назад

      Indeed. I guess "classy" gold-diggers like Jacki Kennedy who married Onassis for $$$ should learn from Anfisa.

  • @LolitaV
    @LolitaV 4 года назад +5149

    My favorite theory is that Jorge has a humiliation fetish

    • @stalkerentertainment3671
      @stalkerentertainment3671 4 года назад +81

      Than he shouldn't have married Anfisa, he should have married Kenny from Kenny vs Spenny.

    • @useoleon4852
      @useoleon4852 4 года назад +49

      I agree Garfield

    • @saramachado3077
      @saramachado3077 4 года назад +1

      Melon Drop agreed

    • @Igeltod
      @Igeltod 4 года назад +35

      i dont think he has a fetish he is just deluded this relationship will work somehow

    • @sobitasadullah4517
      @sobitasadullah4517 4 года назад +4

      Oh my god. That's it!

  • @aidenheffernan7556
    @aidenheffernan7556 6 лет назад +12820

    20% silicone 80% hatred

    • @ruth078
      @ruth078 6 лет назад +410

      Stangy Boy 50 % Kermit the frog, 50 % miss piggy in his stomach

    • @xBeeeefy
      @xBeeeefy 6 лет назад +184

      Stangy Boy 1% evil 99% hot gas

    • @funkyshade
      @funkyshade 6 лет назад +216

      15% concentrated power of will

    • @microwavetrash2501
      @microwavetrash2501 6 лет назад +173

      50% Sea
      50% *wEeD*

    • @kathalaluna
      @kathalaluna 6 лет назад +57

      Nah I bet she's pretty wise, these girls usually have international law degrees. Russian women know all about rich. They own every other spa in little fancy European cities. My cousin used to date a rich russian guy and the "rich" really meant chataus and tiny china cups. We had him in our country for a weekend once and he gave us all "precious gifts of gratitude". Literally expensive tea sets in wooden boxes and everything.

  • @badsiknius4862
    @badsiknius4862 4 года назад +617

    Imagine being stuck with her during quarantine.

    • @melkal7818
      @melkal7818 4 года назад +3

      Champion Six 😂😂😂😂

    • @Yuieatspaint
      @Yuieatspaint 4 года назад +8

      That'd be good cause i was i would've kicked her out

    • @verucasalt9182
      @verucasalt9182 4 года назад

      Champion Six are they still together ?😲😳

    • @olympia5758
      @olympia5758 4 года назад +9

      @@verucasalt9182 No, he's in jail for drugs and she's actually doing good with her life.

    • @verucasalt9182
      @verucasalt9182 4 года назад +6

      Hobbs Charles . I saw pictures of him the other day and he is much thinner . He looks good.

  • @s1n886
    @s1n886 3 года назад +57

    I'm gonna tell my kids Jorge was Pablo Escobar.

  • @nicholasaleman6945
    @nicholasaleman6945 4 года назад +3624

    I can’t even be mad at her. She literally told him over and over why she was marrying him and has only been honest. He’s just not bright

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 4 года назад +24

      you gotta hope she changes her mind. also she probably pays more attention to him than the average american ho that's glued to her phone

    • @shooklizard9039
      @shooklizard9039 4 года назад +110

      @@jacobpeters5458 yea and he does not care because he is using her for looks and sex

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 4 года назад +70

      I mean...especially given that he was the one who promised her that he could give her what she wanted.

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 4 года назад +21

      @Dahlen Olson Sociopaths and leaches tend not to straightup tell ppl what they're doing.
      He's a nimrod who wanted to get into her pants.

    • @Celisteis
      @Celisteis 4 года назад +25

      She's abusive and even hits him. Somehow I feel if the genders were reversed, we wouldn't be so okay with her behaviour. Like I also respect her for being honest and yes he is an idiot. But she is violent on top which makes it hard for me to not be mad

  • @yoshi2413
    @yoshi2413 6 лет назад +226

    “I hate being married to George” “And we’re off to a great start”.

    • @ironrobin
      @ironrobin 6 лет назад

      IHOP did you like the pancake metaphor at the end?

  • @AirgunGearShow
    @AirgunGearShow 3 года назад +130

    Anfisa could run the monetisation system on You Tube.

  • @FatHedgie
    @FatHedgie 3 года назад +61

    Honestly, despite her being crazy on the show, I can't help but like Anfisa. She was always honest with Jorge and he constantly kept up the façade that he was rich and led her on. He was the first person she had ever been with sexually and was pursuing a better life in America with her assets, but she was only like 20 a the time of filming. So I can give her a pass for acting nutty as she's grown up a lot since then. Now she's a personal trainer, extremely fit, and living her best life.

  • @aenima72826
    @aenima72826 6 лет назад +1091

    I love the dudes face when his mom is like "thats what happens when you pay someone to spread their legs"

    • @angelyeas
      @angelyeas 6 лет назад +94

      Mom is telling it like it is haha

    • @magnusgreel275
      @magnusgreel275 6 лет назад +16

      Although when you think about it, that's not true. It's what happens when you pay someone to love you. Paying for sex with a sex worker wouldn't end up like this :p

    • @aenima72826
      @aenima72826 6 лет назад

      Katelyn Nichole yeah xD

  • @rydoj5339
    @rydoj5339 6 лет назад +403

    " I am rich pleez be with me " - " *_YOU ARE USING ME FOR MONEY_* "

    • @asmugsmartass9207
      @asmugsmartass9207 6 лет назад +6

      V I C T I M B L A M I N G

    • @unusunus4613
      @unusunus4613 6 лет назад +22

      A Smug Smartass That would be true if he was a V I C T I M in the first place

    • @ezekielleveriza4071
      @ezekielleveriza4071 6 лет назад +1

      ÖRLOGSKAPTEN #MAKERUclipsGREATAGAIN he’s calling the girl the victim

    • @rydoj5339
      @rydoj5339 6 лет назад

      Ezekiel you are wrong my boy

  • @luguentzdort1237
    @luguentzdort1237 4 года назад +71

    It’s like human trafficking but legal and televised
    - Ethan 2019

  • @megtheant
    @megtheant 2 года назад +21

    I honestly miss this type of h3 content

  • @DubExp
    @DubExp 6 лет назад +853

    Anfisa: I poisoned your food.
    Jorge: Everything is going great!

  • @camcam2224
    @camcam2224 5 лет назад +1423

    “I hate being married to George” 💀💀

    • @camcam2224
      @camcam2224 5 лет назад +32

      Tullio Bettolo people always gotta complain about something don’t they lmao

    • @idlx420
      @idlx420 5 лет назад +44

      and we're off to a good start

    • @turtleisland1940
      @turtleisland1940 5 лет назад +6

      Idc Idc *and we’re off to a good start*

    • @normal_housecat7778
      @normal_housecat7778 5 лет назад +2

      Idc Idc I will prob steal his money and divorce him duhhhhhh.

    • @rainyocean7712
      @rainyocean7712 5 лет назад

      😂

  • @motab9981
    @motab9981 4 года назад +170

    To be fair he does get the last laugh. He didn’t give her what she wanted and still got to play with fake tittles for 6 months atleast.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 года назад +1

      lolol

    • @fastlife3759
      @fastlife3759 4 года назад +1

      they’re not fake my man

    • @nahomthegeek4014
      @nahomthegeek4014 4 года назад +22

      @@fastlife3759 they definitely are. Just like her lip injections

    • @fastlife3759
      @fastlife3759 4 года назад +2

      nahom zemedkun every boob nerd will know that those are not fake

    • @matchalatte5415
      @matchalatte5415 4 года назад +44

      He's in jail now for selling drugs.
      While she's at university and pays for her own apartment. I'm pretty sure she got the higher ground...

  • @mrea1504
    @mrea1504 4 года назад +79

    I was today’s years old when I found out TLC stands for The Learning Channel

  • @420sx5
    @420sx5 6 лет назад +839

    Next Episode: Hila, The Honest Caretaker

  • @TheLaughinAssassin
    @TheLaughinAssassin Год назад +8

    I miss these videos

  • @luisacosta4393
    @luisacosta4393 2 года назад +12

    H3H3 at its peak. I miss this kinda content. Love you guys

  • @ElNietoPR
    @ElNietoPR 6 лет назад +7654

    Better copyright that dance before Fortnite tactically acquires it.

    • @Afrofoodie
      @Afrofoodie 6 лет назад +118

      El Nieto PR Isn't he just trying to do the orange shirt kid dance?

    • @tomas-qc1jg
      @tomas-qc1jg 6 лет назад +58

      how do you copyright a dance

    • @Requeueing
      @Requeueing 6 лет назад +25

      X D it's possible but stupid

    • @channelofstuff6662
      @channelofstuff6662 6 лет назад +53

      can't copyright dances.

    • @manugamezer4123
      @manugamezer4123 6 лет назад +7

      Trademark

  • @viharcontractor1679
    @viharcontractor1679 6 лет назад +1528

    Plot twist, Those two are skilled trolls who baited TLC into making a show about them so they can afford the 7800$ castle.

    • @LugiaFanable
      @LugiaFanable 6 лет назад +73

      exactly

    • @Armaron06
      @Armaron06 6 лет назад +13

      Or the money you need to spend on LEGO to build a MOC of said Castle.

    • @sunshinefashionlove
      @sunshinefashionlove 6 лет назад +55

      I was actually surprised the rent was only $7,800 - I thought it'd be more for some reason. Then again, I don't have gazebo money.

    • @abrahamrivera6298
      @abrahamrivera6298 6 лет назад +1

      Vi Con That don’t make much sense, Do people even get paid to be on this show

    • @floormatt3
      @floormatt3 6 лет назад +10

      Jen Talks Forever $7800 rent makes sense assuming monthly. That's just shy of $100,000 per year in RENT money which is huge for the homeowner, pay the home off in 10 years tops, and make mad bank along the way. There is no reason a home like this should rent imo.

  • @reng935
    @reng935 4 года назад +114

    Anfisa wss bamboozled. She was tricked and lied to.

    • @KabzieMusic
      @KabzieMusic 3 года назад +4

      Uhuh yeah she is totally the victim here, she is is so stunning and brave.

  • @gregorflopinski9016
    @gregorflopinski9016 4 года назад +34

    This dude be simpin

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 лет назад +8058

    He looks like a budget Jonah Hill

    • @bassboostedmusic-ev4rw
      @bassboostedmusic-ev4rw 6 лет назад +33

      Veridian yassssss, that's it👌👌

    • @gabe5499
      @gabe5499 6 лет назад +41

      This should be top comment

    • @ultimatespace2169
      @ultimatespace2169 6 лет назад +24

      More like white version of Aziz Ansari

    • @blankymcblank8493
      @blankymcblank8493 6 лет назад +55

      I was thinking a fat Jake Gylenhaal

    • @EwokPanda
      @EwokPanda 6 лет назад +2

      The closest look-alike I've found is a guy on Twitch who play PoE called Zizaran.

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad 6 лет назад +2454

    Imagine being so out of touch with real life that you see a pretty girl on the internet and then decide you want to own her

    • @Spazzycat14
      @Spazzycat14 6 лет назад +113

      Imagine being so out of touch you think your body can buy you a 2 million dollar mansion.

    • @KJ1717
      @KJ1717 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @vanillachocolate8250
      @vanillachocolate8250 6 лет назад +33

      ConcealCarryProtect it can sadly

    • @Rubbe87
      @Rubbe87 6 лет назад +25

      the woman is also pathetic.

    • @crowdedmind5142
      @crowdedmind5142 6 лет назад +35

      They are both fucked up lol.

  • @yeunmin2306
    @yeunmin2306 4 года назад +10

    My mom was watching this show ever since I was a child, and when I found out Ethan was making a series on TLC and this was on the list, I was just really happy I wasn’t the only one cringing

  • @lillianpilto2377
    @lillianpilto2377 8 месяцев назад +4

    Supposedly after the divorce they both became happier people. Ironically Jorje’s new wife resembles Anfisa. He clearly has a type.

  • @roxanamisic
    @roxanamisic 5 лет назад +727

    AnVisa

  • @gizzylaserfoot2604
    @gizzylaserfoot2604 6 лет назад +670

    Ethan's dancing is also a good exercise move

  • @crudivor
    @crudivor 3 года назад +1

    Omg! I cant believe how much ive enjoyed your commentaries! New subbie!

  • @SanguisNeveck
    @SanguisNeveck 4 года назад +2

    The ending you gave is the most truthful down to earth-no-cutting-the-bullshit can advice ever. Thanks for being frank.

  • @ithebinman
    @ithebinman 6 лет назад +1235

    This felt like the old Ethan
    straight from Israel Ethan

    • @TheSpecterRanger
      @TheSpecterRanger 6 лет назад +4

      Luke Adams - Shoutout to Jake Hill and his h3 song.

    • @MIKENIKEanimation
      @MIKENIKEanimation 6 лет назад +79

      This felt like the old ethan
      Straight from the soul ethan
      The somewhat bold ethan
      Make a quick quip and go ethan
      gas chambers galore ethan
      Comedic gold ethan
      The wholesome boy ethan
      The bringer of joy ethan
      The super great moves ethan
      Michelle approves ethan
      Changing your mood ethan

    • @newvocabulary
      @newvocabulary 6 лет назад +1

      Ya, this felt good.

    • @dafyddil
      @dafyddil 6 лет назад +1

      Please rap this and put it on soundcloud for me to download

    • @ShadoWZhicka
      @ShadoWZhicka 6 лет назад

      Exactly

  • @statelyjoe2022
    @statelyjoe2022 6 лет назад +728

    She's being honest. You cant hate on her for being honest. It's on him for sticking around

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 лет назад +53

      No, but you can hate on her for being an honest piece of shit.

    • @statelyjoe2022
      @statelyjoe2022 6 лет назад +88

      seigeengine How? If she is telling him why she is with him. He's the moron for sticking around and not getting a prenup.

    • @awesomelatino1
      @awesomelatino1 6 лет назад +33

      Stately Joe he means that you can’t hate her for being honest, but you can hat her for being a gold digger.

    • @orenge_lui5880
      @orenge_lui5880 6 лет назад +17

      Stately Joe But i can hate her for being a gold digger. Both of these people are delusional, and shouldnt have even met each other.

    • @jessebrown1996
      @jessebrown1996 6 лет назад +11

      I mean I can hate on her for being honest, being honest doesn't somehow stop you from being hated on, like if I tell you I'm going to piss on you and I do it that doesn't somehow negate you from hating on me.

  • @theveganwujeeta
    @theveganwujeeta 4 года назад +79

    "Everyone get's fat"
    Meanwhile, his wife is perpetually extra slim

  • @elijah0997
    @elijah0997 2 года назад +5

    Anyone else binge watching these gems videos when Ethan made these kind of videos 😕 reminds me of the good ole days

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 6 лет назад +4292

    I keep thinking that girl looks like someone, but every time she turns her head she looks like a completely different person. This is very confusing.

    • @PothosCrow
      @PothosCrow 6 лет назад +429

      Abbreviated Reviews She looks like a muppet

    • @MRG978
      @MRG978 6 лет назад +20

      Jagoffosaur

    • @SirButterDoob
      @SirButterDoob 6 лет назад +103

      Sort of looks like the model Demi Rose until she turns sideways

    • @ericawright8533
      @ericawright8533 6 лет назад +127

      She looks like Tana

    • @goaway6367
      @goaway6367 6 лет назад +191

      Because she a half shark, a half goblin shark

  • @yyg4632
    @yyg4632 6 лет назад +969

    i like how you actually point out the fact that in gold digger relationship the man is also a shallow. He wants the bod, she gets the cash. Thats how it is man

    • @vaha-yv5nu
      @vaha-yv5nu 5 лет назад +6

      y yg thats how it is. but its not supposed to be like that

    • @interferancegaming
      @interferancegaming 5 лет назад +29

      Hovno Hroši that's how gold digger relationships are supposed to be 🤔

    • @Dashoost
      @Dashoost 5 лет назад

      UserUnkown ...which is another way to describe the majority of marriages in the US today

    • @nexxus2614
      @nexxus2614 4 года назад

      It's next level prostitution

  • @tigertm64
    @tigertm64 3 года назад +2

    When you timed the beat in the outtro to her slapping him, I fucking died laughing.
    Best channel ever.

  • @melol7249
    @melol7249 3 года назад +3

    Its so weird jumping from the podcast back to this to watch it for the 59th time

  • @doneme152
    @doneme152 4 года назад +1104

    "The monthly payment on this home is $7,800"
    -Anfisa: :)
    -Jorge: :(

    • @drewwilson9951
      @drewwilson9951 4 года назад +4

      Don Eme not funny

    • @jackkraut7654
      @jackkraut7654 4 года назад +11

      Drew Wilson Didn’t laugh

    • @debbakemi
      @debbakemi 4 года назад +1

      Don Eme that’s normal in la

    • @devonr7497
      @devonr7497 4 года назад +4

      @@debbakemi 7800 for a 30 year mortgage is a $2m+ home

    • @yakojjy
      @yakojjy 4 года назад +2

      Is that a monthly loan payment or rent? lol

  • @robgarcia3565
    @robgarcia3565 5 лет назад +943

    I feel bad for him but at the same time he deserves it. She openly admits that she wants his money and he does nothing to stop it

    • @Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories
      @Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories 5 лет назад +43

      I don't feel bad for him, but I don't feel bad for her either. The problem is more she established who she was and he can't handle it.

    • @aalschlaechter
      @aalschlaechter 5 лет назад +4

      Rob Garcia congrats, you got the point of the video

    • @jimmythornseed8605
      @jimmythornseed8605 5 лет назад +3

      Think that guy was smoking more than just his weed to think any of this was a good idea.

    • @beautifullEternal
      @beautifullEternal 5 лет назад

      Ruru Home for dudes who never had their peeper touched, any hot girl is a ho

  • @NNSenpai
    @NNSenpai 4 года назад +18

    05:13
    "When is the end?"
    Never.
    LMAO

  • @AngelStarHealer
    @AngelStarHealer 4 года назад +20

    Ethan: *makes fat jokes*
    *Jorge after seeing this* "time to lose weight!"

    • @drdandan6128
      @drdandan6128 3 года назад

      What makes this funnier is that he actually did lose a lot of weight now!

  • @nimluikham11
    @nimluikham11 5 лет назад +1559

    The thing is Jorge is as disgusting as Anfisa. He knows what's exactly happening but acts innocent and oblivious, playing the victim card.

    • @latebloomer4959
      @latebloomer4959 5 лет назад +1

      Jesse Bond she only there for the money you twat

    • @nothingreal7137
      @nothingreal7137 5 лет назад +57

      BRAIN KY She wants his money. He just there for her appearance. Both are materialistic.

    • @satan3959
      @satan3959 5 лет назад +1

      He must be a male feminist

    • @markharrison6498
      @markharrison6498 5 лет назад +9

      I'd say he's much worse than her to be honest

    • @cherrybombzzz454
      @cherrybombzzz454 5 лет назад +4

      she's going to college for business, and she has her own money plus she's single now.

  • @2ezRicky
    @2ezRicky 6 лет назад +667

    At least she was honest about her being Golddigger

  • @nunomoc
    @nunomoc 4 года назад +1

    The whole video is funny but the last part with the musical slaping... oh man, that was hilarious!

  • @ToneSauce1
    @ToneSauce1 4 года назад +22

    After watching Pewdiepie’s newest video I thought he already made a video on this couple, but now I realize it’s this h3h3 video that I remember from the past.

  • @carolinablue6987
    @carolinablue6987 5 лет назад +594

    “You don’t have gazebo money” realest statement ever. 😂

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 5 лет назад +3

      Hear hear, the moment you see some fancy shit like that, you know you're out of your league.

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 лет назад +685

    Shows like this one are the reason I don’t have cable anymore. Who needs this shit in their lives it just stresses me out

  • @Oli_The_HouseCat
    @Oli_The_HouseCat 4 года назад +21

    They are divorced, and she moved on with another simp

  • @mr.dumb1996
    @mr.dumb1996 4 года назад +19

    12:24 what a delayed reaction

    • @cb-9938
      @cb-9938 Год назад

      "I'm in a little debt"................
      "What?"

  • @sieve5
    @sieve5 6 лет назад +592

    Ethan that was really sweet of you to say that there at the end. Thanks.

  • @GreenMushroomful
    @GreenMushroomful 6 лет назад +635

    I agree with Ethan on this. He lied about his money so he could attract a model, and is now crying the blues when she's a gold-digger? Well yeah she is. She never hid that.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 лет назад +4

      How did he lie? He said he was rich. He has to be making more than twice what the average household does just to pay that rent and still survive. That constitutes rich to the majority of us.

    • @ClassAsuckeroonie
      @ClassAsuckeroonie 6 лет назад +71

      seigeengine not to her it doesn’t. That’s called living comfortably she wants to live the socialite life and has been honest about that from the jump. He told her was rich to get her leave her family come to find out he’s living in a basic ass apartment. Nobody is obligated to be with you just because you’re a “nice guy” ..if I’m going to be with a fat slob he better have money 😂😂.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 лет назад +5

      You've confused the words rich and wasteful.

    • @Iamkmssoom
      @Iamkmssoom 6 лет назад +1

      GreenMushroomful he meant 5k per month that's semi rich

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 лет назад +1

      +Tommy Wasiel I mention it somewhere else in these comments, but I think I figured out with taxes and other basic expenses, he'd need to be making at least $125k/year to afford that.

  • @themoonsharksquirrel8937
    @themoonsharksquirrel8937 4 года назад +6

    I find your sense of humor soothing. That's weird.

  • @sloshed4life425
    @sloshed4life425 3 года назад +1

    “Your going to have to love those flat tires”
    I love it that was golden 😂🤣😂

  • @justiceteachesAI
    @justiceteachesAI 5 лет назад +2642

    This is the only “gold digger” I can stand. It’s Jorge’s fault that he lied to be rich.
    Anfisa laid her true intentions from the get-go. Gold digger or not, I respect her honesty.

    • @heliaalves9062
      @heliaalves9062 5 лет назад +111

      That's exactly my opinion. She has always been honest, he knew what he was getting into. He promised her "the life", then he din't deliver. He shouldn't complain at all, because he lied to her.

    • @bryanfrombuffalo7685
      @bryanfrombuffalo7685 5 лет назад

      U would being a fellow cuntry man

    • @user-vp6cq4sv3d
      @user-vp6cq4sv3d 5 лет назад +8

      So if a woman honestly wanted to kill me instead of stab me in the back then I'll just let her kill me.

    • @julientaylor
      @julientaylor 5 лет назад +29

      ​@@justiceteachesAI "It also turns out this girl is extremely diligent & polite mannered" LOL
      Yesterday i keyed three peoples Cars. when they approched me, i took their Phones and smashed them. they shook my hand and thanked me for being "extremely diligent & polite mannered". Justice Gemini = dumbass

    • @marcthomas4488
      @marcthomas4488 5 лет назад +1

      But isn't that supposed to be against her people's religion?

  • @Becca_Lynn
    @Becca_Lynn 6 лет назад +684

    I can't believe that girl is only twenty years old... yikes.

    • @RowUnbeat
      @RowUnbeat 6 лет назад +16

      Becca yeah i feel like shes lying. Its all part of her act.

    • @nathandegroot6490
      @nathandegroot6490 6 лет назад +3

      Amrit no, she looks young

    • @user-sf9kg4wo3r
      @user-sf9kg4wo3r 6 лет назад +18

      Ooh boy. You definitely don't know what Russian girls can do to get a bit of money. There is a whole bunch of stories where a girl that looks about 18-21, claimed she was18-21, instead of actual 15-17 and then they threaten their boyfriends they'd go to the court on the case of child rape. And of course, they win 99% (quite literally) of the time in these trials. So it's a huge part of their act to look older than they are

    • @koloradob5807
      @koloradob5807 6 лет назад +38

      She isn't even cute...

    • @microwavetrash2501
      @microwavetrash2501 6 лет назад +4

      and he's like 40 eewww

  • @burtemis1
    @burtemis1 Год назад +8

    My god, I miss when h3 was good.

  • @Bobman-ml5qf
    @Bobman-ml5qf 4 года назад +11

    When he said "Then it all changed when....."and I said "when the fire nation attacked!", but I was wrong.

  • @gaming4life25
    @gaming4life25 5 лет назад +753

    He is the real definition of desperation.

  • @lostmarimo
    @lostmarimo 6 лет назад +142

    I still can't get over how that dude called a 70 year old woman, "bro"...

    • @TasmanDevil13
      @TasmanDevil13 6 лет назад

      lmfao, same. Did you watch their podcast that he was on?

    • @lostmarimo
      @lostmarimo 6 лет назад +2

      Tbh i have not watched h3h3 that much in the last couple of months :P I am guessing it was cringe af

    • @TasmanDevil13
      @TasmanDevil13 6 лет назад

      Lost Marimo dude, all of their podcasts are definitely worth a listen/watch! It was actually pretty fucking funny and interesting

    • @lostmarimo
      @lostmarimo 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah i have seen a lot of them not just the most recent i meant :p

    • @user-cm6sp9iu5r
      @user-cm6sp9iu5r 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @Z3R0FiR3
    @Z3R0FiR3 4 года назад +27

    LOL dude got arrested for having a ton of weed on him and then lost all his weight in prison. Now he looks like a wannabe eminem.

  • @SangNguyen-lt9om
    @SangNguyen-lt9om 4 года назад

    You are literally the the funniest person on RUclips mate! Well done haha

  • @KPater-mf4je
    @KPater-mf4je 5 лет назад +895

    Who is worse: the person who sells love for money, or the person who buys love for money?
    An eternal question. TLC bringing in all this philosophy, truly a learning experience.

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae 5 лет назад +11

      The person who sells love for money.
      In their defense, the money they give for the "love" is real money.

    • @mrhypnagogia
      @mrhypnagogia 5 лет назад +9

      Clearly capitalism according to the dilemma described.

    • @oddjob4212
      @oddjob4212 5 лет назад +6

      They're two sides to the same coin.

    • @conanboyle7
      @conanboyle7 5 лет назад +1

      Equal

    • @valentine4966
      @valentine4966 5 лет назад +1

      Now insert, *I'm 14 and this is DEEP*

  • @martin__chaser
    @martin__chaser 6 лет назад +1132

    Good old Ethan...

    • @dooza
      @dooza 6 лет назад +1

      god fucking bless

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 6 лет назад +1

      Watch this chick try to flag the video. 😆

    • @lotyloty2
      @lotyloty2 6 лет назад +5

      I miss the old Ethan
      Straight from Israel Ethan

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 4 года назад +7

    “It’s like twilight, but way better” 😂😂

  • @srimaasonkar7344
    @srimaasonkar7344 4 года назад +1

    Ethan with the microphone haha ah I’ve missed this so many laughs

  • @TalkOBoy
    @TalkOBoy 6 лет назад +112

    7:05
    "NOOOOOOWWWWAAAAAHHHHHH"
    This woman has stronger pipes than the Dovahkiin himself.

    • @heyimalias
      @heyimalias 6 лет назад +2

      I swear you could put her voice behind a jump scare and I’d think it was the original

    • @MohamedMostafa-dg8nk
      @MohamedMostafa-dg8nk 6 лет назад

      Cj Villavasso the thu'um of a female orc dovah

  • @LiliaSahanova
    @LiliaSahanova 6 лет назад +11938

    She is not the problem. Especially since she is being so upfront about it. He is simply an idiot. She is not even that attractive

    • @cjwhite7801
      @cjwhite7801 6 лет назад +314

      Lilia Sahanova do you really think that she isn’t the problem?😂😂

    • @christopherriale4719
      @christopherriale4719 6 лет назад +1126

      They both suck

    • @adeleakhmetova
      @adeleakhmetova 6 лет назад +4

      +

    • @spaceboomer564
      @spaceboomer564 6 лет назад +194

      While it is true he is the one who lied and knew the whole time she was only there for money he didn't have, she herself appears guilty of domestic abuse here. Even before his fraud is entirely exposed she's yelling insults at him and damaging his property in violent fits of rage, on top of hitting him as we later see. And it is known that she didn't make the more violent aspects of her personality apparent to him from the get go, just the "only want your money" bit.
      They are both trash for different reasons, but reasons nonetheless.

    • @joshua91138
      @joshua91138 6 лет назад +60

      This dude is literally just a slave to A$$ n' TIDDIES.

  • @byakuganyokai
    @byakuganyokai 4 года назад

    damn ethan those vacations where pretty effective man, i laughed a lot with this video

  • @jayaseto
    @jayaseto 4 года назад +1

    This guys hilarious 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 “bro you do not have gazebo money” 😂😂😂

  • @samjassra5463
    @samjassra5463 6 лет назад +127

    "Thats what happens when you pay somebody... To spread there legs" on point

  • @MaidRabbitGore
    @MaidRabbitGore 6 лет назад +310

    In Mother Russia, the gold digs you

    • @neekssy
      @neekssy 6 лет назад

      Oml XDDDD

    • @atheris1641
      @atheris1641 6 лет назад +1

      In mother russia the legs spread you

    • @mortarmelon6425
      @mortarmelon6425 6 лет назад

      Ама во срвиjа, геноцид убиват тебе.

  • @crackerjaxthatsme8219
    @crackerjaxthatsme8219 3 года назад +1

    Literally the funniest thing in this video is when her slap syncs with the outro music

  • @maggiev9247
    @maggiev9247 Год назад

    Sir you are the best stuff ☺️. I subscribed right away!

  • @waifuconnoisseur4872
    @waifuconnoisseur4872 6 лет назад +215

    Anfisa is dating Jorge only for his money meanwhile Jorge is dating Anfisa only for her looks, they are perfect together.

    • @srdjanpapic3464
      @srdjanpapic3464 6 лет назад +14

      The Lich King really simple, she gives dem titties, he gives money. But he has no money, so he gets mad??

  • @jjb0894
    @jjb0894 5 лет назад +3486

    I agree with Ethan here. The woman was extremely upfront and transparent about her intentions. The man knew what he was signing up for. It’s his fault if he didn’t like it.
    EDIT: Wow, 2.5k likes.

    • @Sora-o
      @Sora-o 5 лет назад +31

      She's still a gold digger though...

    • @jjb0894
      @jjb0894 5 лет назад +202

      Jorge B. She absolutely is. My point was she didn’t hide it at all.

    • @Sora-o
      @Sora-o 5 лет назад +13

      @@jjb0894 agreed.

    • @agumualiuspumm1331
      @agumualiuspumm1331 5 лет назад +36

      Jorge B. How is a ass digger any different

    • @TessySega
      @TessySega 5 лет назад +60

      He wanted the looks she wanted the money

  • @viksra
    @viksra 3 года назад +1

    I love how that smack is on beat at the end. THWAP!

  • @maxssister1985
    @maxssister1985 10 месяцев назад +2

    Ethan 5 years ago is so much like my dead brother i could cry rn. This is freakin me out.

  • @nofunction44
    @nofunction44 5 лет назад +1581

    I never feel sorry for dudes dating gold diggers. They know, they just don't care because they're so shallow. It's not like gold diggers are known for their wonderful personalities.

    • @KaoruSugimura
      @KaoruSugimura 5 лет назад +22

      Well, actually, a lot act goodie goodie to keep getting bank. It's just when they know they have a desperate guy they know don't have to. Because no matter how shit they may be they know he won't leave and they still get taken care of.
      When it's a confident guy, however, they act really good around them, family and friends etc. until that ring is on that finger. Then they A. look for the next sucker and plan the divorce. B. Flat out divorce or try to force it in some way. OR C. Stick with the guy but completely flip the switch. (i.e no sex, cooking, cleaning, family time, dating etc) They want their cake and they want to eat it too. Once the ring is on they've won. Half of his worth is now theirs anyway.

    • @indiestripper5374
      @indiestripper5374 5 лет назад +3

      Hey usually we are sweet as pie because we consider "dating" them to be a job. Usually if we act like that girl we will lose our income.

    • @hautecouturelabel8053
      @hautecouturelabel8053 5 лет назад +1

      she has actually got a decent personality

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 5 лет назад +2

      Kaoru Sugimura but she's clearly insane.

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 5 лет назад +2

      Nem Paula what do you consider "decent"?

  • @JimboSlice92
    @JimboSlice92 6 лет назад +318

    "Fat people are one of the funniest genres of human beings on this planet."
    -Ethan Klein 2018

  • @L_U-K_E
    @L_U-K_E 3 года назад +4

    she doesnt even look nice. looks like she got stung by 50 bees on her lips

  • @gauravrajput8109
    @gauravrajput8109 4 года назад

    Loved your video