@@stinkmonger No, like he'll have like 200 opportunities to get the last hit, but he'll freak out or some shit. Then he won't get that close for the next 2.5 hours.
the "hey lemme finish this with my eyes closed" on morgott at 5:55 has gotta be the most pathetic gamer moment jerma has ever done. the choke, the fact that the joke wasn't even funny, the fact that he completely loses it, you can *hear* him drop his controller, all while he so easily had it in the bag. i love this man i need to study him under a microscope
He even admits it lol. The fact that he can be so humble and self-aware while simultaneously being wanted for war crimes in several countries is such a funny juxtaposition.
Alas... He is hubris manifest. A creature of untamed and insatiable ambition. A mere "flame" does not begin to describe the inferno within that blazes, emboldening him beyond the reaches of mere men.
10 straight hours of jumping off a cliff, dying and screaming "HUHHH??? EXCUSE ME WHAT WHY DID I DIE??!!" while making a soyjack face. Absolute god gamer Jex.
14:46 - The fact that the Jermster used one of the very few summons in the game that summons not one, not two, not three, not _four_ guys, but *_FIVE_* distinct, separate dudes....... and then they *_all immediately get killed by a falling chandelier like it's a goddamned cartoon_* was so earth-shatteringly funny to me that I legitimately almost died from laughing so hard.
I never understood why they gave him that move. Seems like bullshit to me, but there was counter play if you had the cat talismans. Sad they patched it before the meta could evolve
The moment at 29:06 I was watching the livestream extremely tired and I thought Jerma could see me through the screen because he was staring like that. I physically felt time slow down in this moment and I've never felt greater fear in my life. I still shiver at the feeling I had at that time.
The edible was kicking in halfway through this and Jerma became like a billion times more hilarious even on the clips ive seen included in every Jerma compilation ive seen
Are you a full, unedited stream type guy, or an edited stream guy? I like the unedited streams when I’m trying to sleep because it’s not just jerma yelling lol
@rampageblizzard I like the unedited ones cause it's more like having a friend around just chatting and hanging out, and even if you fall asleep for a few hours he's still in the same area/boss lol edits for laughs, unedited for sleeps!
timestamps: 1:16 - Tree Sentinel 3:38 - Margit, the Fell Omen 8:31 - Godrick the Grafted 14:46 - Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon 19:07 - Starscourge Radahn 20:44 - Tibia Mariner 23:22 - Astel, Naturalborn of the Void 23:52 - da meatgrindah 27:50 - Cheers to You 28:51 - Draconic Tree Sentinel 29:13 - growl 33:46 - Fire Giant 34:47 - Mohg, Lord of Blood 36:52 - Beast Clergyman 37:26 - Malenia, Blade of Miquella 50:13 - Invasions / Summons 52:10 - Barf-Drinker
I love his silly habit of getting the boss down to 1% health and then proceeding to not hit it for the next minute and a half while panic rolling.
ok to be fair the bosses do go apeshit when their health gets low
@@stinkmonger No, like he'll have like 200 opportunities to get the last hit, but he'll freak out or some shit. Then he won't get that close for the next 2.5 hours.
I screamed "PRESS L2 AND R2 PLEASE" at that malenia attempt, HE HAD IT
Like melania, where instead of just using the moonveil skill he fucking drinks a flask while she gets ready to waterfowl again
"Let's do the rest of this with my eyes closed"
the "hey lemme finish this with my eyes closed" on morgott at 5:55 has gotta be the most pathetic gamer moment jerma has ever done. the choke, the fact that the joke wasn't even funny, the fact that he completely loses it, you can *hear* him drop his controller, all while he so easily had it in the bag. i love this man i need to study him under a microscope
Bro the sound of him panicked fumbling the controller is priceless.
He even admits it lol. The fact that he can be so humble and self-aware while simultaneously being wanted for war crimes in several countries is such a funny juxtaposition.
Alas... He is hubris manifest. A creature of untamed and insatiable ambition. A mere "flame" does not begin to describe the inferno within that blazes, emboldening him beyond the reaches of mere men.
i can't wait to see what shades of RED and PURPLE Jerma's face turns in the DLC stream
i think he’ll go so angry that he turns GREEN
@@metromortem9449 BUT BY THEN HE'LL BE RETIRED
10 straight hours of jumping off a cliff, dying and screaming "HUHHH??? EXCUSE ME WHAT WHY DID I DIE??!!" while making a soyjack face. Absolute god gamer Jex.
As I read this he started going “huh huh” in that whiny voice lmao
DarksydeJerma
@@cenfer9962 25:18
"your immune to fall damage"
Jerma's the kinda guy to win 2nd place in a Jerma lookalike competition
Yeah but he's also the kinda guy to disguise himself as himself and win first place as "Mr. Green" or some shit
That's why they call him 2nd Jerma.
I thought this would be the whole 100 hours on 100x speed
Average deranged Jerma edit channel
LOL
it is, he just streamed it in 100x slow motion originally so now it looks normal
Jerma is absolutely going to bite through his controller in BLIND RAGE when he plays the DLC.
I wonder if we'll be able to hear his controller snapping
@@the-red-thing He'll probably do an ASMR stream where he eats parts of it.
He'll show the controller on camera and there would be DROPLETS of sweat and fingernail SCRATCHES!!!
@@mogbog2and blood
He's gonna growl at us again
you explored armpits when the full body was exposed
this has gotta be one of the most off putting chat messages he's read
such a nasty comment
That time he GROWLED at chat was only the beginning. He's going to fully transform when he plays the DLC
you're right he looked like a serial killer while playing the dlc
@@4ndr00med4 LMAO FR
he's gonna turn into the king of the junjle
54:23 ive never seen a more perfect use for the point up emote
I have a feeling that jermas elden ring DLC stream will be one of the best of all time.
Oh my god I didnt even think of the dlc, its going to be a glorious display of power
oh yeah without a doubt i cant wait
He retired
He doesn’t even stream anymore
i can't imagine he'd do more than one stream of it though.
I like how over a minute of this video was dedicated to the meatgrinder "incident". Truly a noteworthy moment in Jermanian history.
14:46 - The fact that the Jermster used one of the very few summons in the game that summons not one, not two, not three, not _four_ guys, but *_FIVE_* distinct, separate dudes....... and then they *_all immediately get killed by a falling chandelier like it's a goddamned cartoon_* was so earth-shatteringly funny to me that I legitimately almost died from laughing so hard.
insane speedrun by the jerm, insane that he got the sub 1 hour run
For elden ring, thats nothing, I think the fastest run is like sub 10 minutes
@@makitstopthis is glitchless not any%
@@williamkline6450 jerma route 100% glitchless
19:23 dam pre nerf radahn was crazy
yeah.. i miss him so much lol
dont worry, youll have fun with radahn in time.
I never understood why they gave him that move. Seems like bullshit to me, but there was counter play if you had the cat talismans. Sad they patched it before the meta could evolve
@@theeliteterrarian1888you knew didn’t you how did you know…. Who told you
@@KingReviIo leaks
I swear the amount of well known Jerma bits that came out of Elden Ring alone is insane
He rolled off of cliffs more times in this game than I have in every single Souls game combined. An elite specimen
33:30-33:46 this transition from borealis to fire giant’s second phase was so smooth i had to praise the editing gone into this
The moment at 29:06 I was watching the livestream extremely tired and I thought Jerma could see me through the screen because he was staring like that. I physically felt time slow down in this moment and I've never felt greater fear in my life. I still shiver at the feeling I had at that time.
Great to hear that Barf Drinker is getting his own mainline boss debut in the DLC.
this guys a real freakazoid
jerma internalizes every person in chat as if they were speaking with the voice and wry authority of norm macdonald
19:36 thing face
32:13 one of my favorite clips of evil jerma
Demanding streamer HATES his fans
30:12 holly in the background has got me LAID OUT
"are these my teeth from 7 or 8 years ago" i dont think anyone has ever spoken that sentence. way to be old sport.
At 17:00 to 17:05 he looks like he deaged 20 years in the space of 5 seconds
Nah he just got auto balanced
He shaved…
@@epicwaba6424 Really????????!?!?!?
thank you superdazza
39:01 best one
*jingles keys* BOOOOOYS!
After fully playing through Elden ring I am fully convinced that jerma just invented cliffs to fall off of
It's amazing how much he LOVES this game, even though half of the clips here is him almost losing his mind lol.
"DONT MAKE A JOKE "
Jerma's last worlds
This is crazy to have condensed, thanks lol
Getting parried right after mocking Moongrum like "Oh look, Mr. predictable." Comedy gold.
I can't believe Jerma died to all the boat guys in Elden Ring
40:50 how has no one made an edit of his facecam being normal concentrating with eyes open there
the growling and turning purple is still one of my favorite, so unhinged
3:32 Cartoon reaction
New VOD idea: just put the Melania fight on unedited
think that already exists haha
Then there is no vod because *Melania* doesn’t exist
Thank your for compressing this series! Love it
I’m at the part where he fights astel, I sure hope he doesn’t threaten to put his entire audience into a meat grinder
We got the meat grinder incident out of the ER playthrough. God knows what meltdown awaits the DLC playthrough.
The edible was kicking in halfway through this and Jerma became like a billion times more hilarious even on the clips ive seen included in every Jerma compilation ive seen
I remember barf drinker slow pan at 53:58 made me actually cry laughing when I first saw it
the content may be the best of Jerma, but this mega-edit is the best of SuperDazza
i still to this day go to sleep watching the og elden ring streams, i'm more hyped to watch him play the dlc than playing it myself lol
Are you a full, unedited stream type guy, or an edited stream guy? I like the unedited streams when I’m trying to sleep because it’s not just jerma yelling lol
@rampageblizzard I like the unedited ones cause it's more like having a friend around just chatting and hanging out, and even if you fall asleep for a few hours he's still in the same area/boss lol edits for laughs, unedited for sleeps!
Thank you for including the Eren Jaeger joke
the freeze frame at 19:36 is insane
SuperDazza is the fucking GOAT
Edit: Babe, wake up - new Jerma body dysphoria moment just dropped 16:18
Ngl this prolly the best jerma video yet based on the fact I’ve never seen some of these golden clips before
23:30 you're welcome
50:19
I've seen this playthrough in so many different forms, this video is incredible
7:28 that SLAM
19:20 Radahn's secret gravity spell
I can't wait for my favorite streamer to turn purple!
timestamps:
1:16 - Tree Sentinel
3:38 - Margit, the Fell Omen
8:31 - Godrick the Grafted
14:46 - Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
19:07 - Starscourge Radahn
20:44 - Tibia Mariner
23:22 - Astel, Naturalborn of the Void
23:52 - da meatgrindah
27:50 - Cheers to You
28:51 - Draconic Tree Sentinel
29:13 - growl
33:46 - Fire Giant
34:47 - Mohg, Lord of Blood
36:52 - Beast Clergyman
37:26 - Malenia, Blade of Miquella
50:13 - Invasions / Summons
52:10 - Barf-Drinker
i thought for some reason this was going to be a time lapse which would've been the most jerma thing to do
Holy shit these are glorious LMAOOOO wish they were used more frequently in jomps (jerma comps)
jomps
i’m fucking crying
me personally i prefer watching jlips (jerma clips)
HE'S DERANGED.
41:58 who up twisting they shit around rn
peanits
39:09 Jerma streaming Elden Ring from his ancient Greek execution in a bronze bull.
From softwares new game "nut kick" would probably be pretty well received by the fans honestly.
oh my god jumping down the giant hole twice in a row because it was thought to be "magical" is so sick
i typed that before i saw the third one. god speed
28:45 and 47:30 what in the heck is that speech clip? Been looking for it at least two years, no joke
It's called Cheers To You, Jerma listens to it when he needs to focus and has just become an ongoing joke
Great video! I was pretty sure there was more to his play through than just the tree sentinel and Morgot though..
"thats not Mario Party" made even my sister laugh😂
absolutely brilliant edit as always
The sorcerer rogier clip is one of my favorite moments from his playthrough. Absolutely golden.
My favourite moment in the whole video: 19:59
Jerma: "Uhh, I can't see!"
Gravity: *You Died*
10:43 looking at us like its our fault
Jerma's baby build will be op in shadow of the erdtree
He’s NUTS
No one on planet Earth falls to his death more often in Elden Ring than Jerma
Oh that's where the meat grinder tangent came from 😂
there isn't a single man on earth that would get scared by a ripped piece of cloth hanging from a wall in a video game other than jeremy albertson
Still the funniest Playthrough of Elden Ring ever. can't wait for DLC
Choosing what to include in a single hour must’ve been hard. This whole series is just so great. I love it.
Bruh I love the way he react and interact with the chat comments 😭😭
41:45 MonkaS chat hold me
“next game, ‘oh we have to make someone harder than Melania’”
DLC: hold my floating spinning beer
I can’t believe he spent minutes yelling at chat about knowing the horse has a dodge, and the whole time he didn’t know that it had a dodge.
14:45 - BOYS
im convinced you could edit jerma yelling about how bullshit tree sentinel is over any other boss fight and it would work
I love Barf-Drinker
31:10 we got lobster sex in Elden Ring before gta 6
This DLC stream will be the last time we ever see him outside of prison :(
man i cant wait for jerma's last stream on elden ring DLC before he dies, it will be the best stream ever :(
15:21 close your eyes and imagine a chimpanzee
34:30 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭??????????????
23:50 Meat Grinder
I decided to click through at random points and each time it was a gem of a clip
That meat grinder analogy was uh...something. lmao
k
Thanks for making this :)
Jerma is live literally rn if u didnt know btw
This Jerma guy seems chill as hell.
I'm gonna watch that once a year from now on, damn, half of his setup crashing and burning mid stream, that was so funny.
are you sure you're gonna be able to make 99 more of these in the next couple days?
2:10 idk why that comment from chat had me weak😭😭
23:51 The most iconic Jerma Elden Ring moment.