Glory to the Hypnotoad Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem @JackClishem Originally streamed January 22nd 2023 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
They are straight up Anu and Padomay from TES. Two opposing universal concepts who gained sentience and inadvertently created a universe full of life in their eternal battle.
Essential, Unskippable Jerma Lore: When he turns his blender up on max, he sometimes *feels* like his lights flicker. They may not, but he *feels* like they are.
i like to imagine that their characters are having these conversations as they fight monsters and everyone in-universe is super fucking weirded out by it
Jerma's Hero's Journey: 1. Beginning in the ordinary world 2. Call to action 3. The hero refuses the call 4. The hero refuses the call 5. The hero refuses the call 6. The hero ref
Jerma CANNOT ever mention hot dogs without also mentioning the hot dog shooter video. Its impossible. He even says the line and makes the noise every time. He'll do it when he's 80 and get committed to some asylum while laughing hysterically. hoouuuuwick... I'm just sayin'
Now change LSD to Weed and Movies to Infomercials and Jerma would put a down payment on opening the first one in Vegas. Ster's idea was sound, he just pitched it the wrong way, you gotta play to the Shark Tank's likes and dislikes.
A real non-sequitur right here, but if your lights (not the ones that you've plugged into outlets - the ones that are on the ceiling and such) flicker when you turn on an appliance, like when Jerma described turning his blender on high power, that is a very bad sign, and you should seriously consider checking the wiring of your house! Pretty much every lamp that you'll see in a residence or office or whatever runs on less than 15A (Amps/Amperes). As such, lighting circuits are wired up using 14 AWG cables (AWG is American Wire Gauge; if you're outside of the US or Canada, it'll be a different system of measurement), because those are rated to carry up to 15A of current. Receptacles (The proper name for outlets) nowadays pretty much all support appliances that will pull up to 20A of current. Most appliances will never pull over 15A, but more intensive appliances - such as space heaters - do pull above 15A. As such, modern receptacle circuits are wired up using 12 AWG cables, because those are rated to carry up to 20A of current. However, a LOT of buildings are old and have outdated circuitry, and as such, their receptacle circuits are wired up using 14 AWG! Worse still, there's also a lot of people doing bad electrician work, and piggybacking their receptacles off of lighting circuits! This means that, should you plug an appliance that draws more than 15A of current into the receptacle, one of two things will happen. The first, and safer potential outcome, is that the circuit breaker that the circuit is wired from works and is rated for 15A, in which case it'll trip and cut your power. The second, and far more dangerous potential outcome, is that your circuit breaker is broken or rated for higher than 15A, in which case the conductors inside of the circuit's cable will begin to vibrate rapidly (as they can't handle the current), heat up, and emit sparks - which will cause an electrical house fire! This is what's been causing all of those residential fires out in NYC in recent years. Lights flickering when something is plugged in is a dead giveaway that the receptacle that your using is piggybacking off of your lighting circuit. Without going into too much detail, the appliance that you're using is drawing voltage away from the lights, which is what causes the flicker. Should you encounter this, I would HIGHLY recommend calling an electrician (or someone similar who is well versed in electrical safety) to take a look at it! Or, at the very least, checking to see if the cable that's being routed to that circuit is 14 Gauge or 12 Gauge; if the cable has a plastic jacket, 14 will be WHITE, while 12 will be YELLOW. The gauge will also always be printed on the jacket itself, in case you can read it. This stuff is no joke!
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
Man, Army of Two really takes me back. Came out, what, 2008? Back when GameFly was still relevant. That's how I played it anyway. I think I played it a couple years after it came out.
banana's aren't naturally like that, we selectively bred them into being more meat and less seeds, and also just generally bigger. Same applies to the vast majority of fruits, vegetables, and grains that we normally eat.
Jerma is the protagonist solely because he didnt want to dupe at first because he thought that'd be cheating, probably, and Ster is talking about how he skipped most of the game by speedrunning.
Okay I'll edit this if things change but, like.. it feels like Jerma is just so much more NORMAL and RELAXED and REGULARLY TALKATIVE in this video with Ster than, like, any stream or recording he's ever done with Ster. The two of them are just chatting. No crazy wild arguments. No bolonie. They're just chillin', and it's so nice. Wild.
@@marbles_machine Yeah, I've seen plenty of moments like this in the past, especially back in the RUclips days, but I feel like they're pretty rare! Nice to see again, though.
23:23 Jerma's predicting Mind Dances minus the cybernetic implants. I think something analogous to this will become its own genre of entertainment, absolutely. This concept feels more like the prologue to a more refined form of the same idea though.
10:21 I feel kinda in sync with Ster on this one because I have a vivid memory of eating a banana in preschool and it activating my gag reflex. To this day I can't take a big bite of pure banana without gagging. It's not like I don't like the taste, it's like the only food that does that; other foods I hate I just spit out or they make my stomach upset. Bananas are weird.
When I was a kid I ate a banana, and one of the stringy things somehow got wrapped around my uvula, i can never eat bananas now without gagging from the memory
Hey Jerma I doubt you'll see this but be careful running a Vitamix only at low speeds for longer lengths of time! The fan is built to kick into high gear at speed 7-10, so running it at 1-5 continually can actually cause it to overheat ironically.
I'm happy "Jerma" isn't real, he seems like the type of person to drink from a puddle then complain about how no one stopped him from drinking from the puddle
Hotdogs kinda make me feel icky so if I’m having one I want it to have something on it or else it’s pointless. In that tv show The Bear one guy says you’re a total dingus if you have ketchup on your dog so I try not to put it on if I’m ever eating hotdogs. But if there is nothing else I’ll take that over nothing. But hey if I was real hungry I might do it. The thought of a hotdog on its own is stil icky tho. It’s just not worth it when it doesn’t taste good and is mean to your tummy.
If you add the right amount of peanut butter to a smoothie (especially a banana smoothie) it can make any disgusting weird shit tasting smoothie and turn it into an incredible experience
He wasn’t, Ster was right. Not every spell is super useful or viable, but there are hundreds of useful weapons if you use your head instead of blindly following what’s “op”.
@@KennyMatthewsMonster Everything is viable with a couple exceptions that are vastly better or worse than others in their class. That's been the case since Demon Souls and using Reddit as an excuse is lame on Sters part, also idc if it was or not it's a discussion
@@bluemutt9964 You can win with anything, and more importantly there are dozens of hidden superpowered options that people neglect in favour of using whatever everybody has cottoned on to. It's been a while since I heard their debate, but Jerma's point was mainly "twitch chat told me this was bad" so Ster was completely right about how people's opinions are informed by "reddit".
Игры
crazy how jerma and ster are the two deities keeping our universe in-tact by debating the impact of vampire surviviors
They are straight up Anu and Padomay from TES.
Two opposing universal concepts who gained sentience and inadvertently created a universe full of life in their eternal battle.
@@BierBart12 what game is this from
@@californiansniper2133 The Elder Scrolls
Ster is one of the voices in his head
Gork and mork
Essential, Unskippable Jerma Lore: When he turns his blender up on max, he sometimes *feels* like his lights flicker. They may not, but he *feels* like they are.
Not max. Speed setting 6, out of 10. That's how high he puts it.
@@Nat_the_Chicken setting 5 and over not reccomended for children under 15 and pregnant women
@@toastie8173 What about pregnant women under 15?
i like to imagine that their characters are having these conversations as they fight monsters and everyone in-universe is super fucking weirded out by it
Its the reason why they attack on sight
I like to imagine the entire city of Las Vegas has a blackout everytime Jerma turns on his blender.
can confirm; my lights flicker every he makes his oat milk smoothies.
Jerma's Hero's Journey:
1. Beginning in the ordinary world
2. Call to action
3. The hero refuses the call
4. The hero refuses the call
5. The hero refuses the call
6. The hero ref
Ster interjecting with the "and then we kiss" gives Jerma the conversation equivalent of a flashbang
31:38 Jerma laughing instead of answering the question is like that mother refusing to say that she loved her son in that soup commercial.
what commerical
@@TheVincenzoGaming ruclips.net/video/WrBGZ-L_u7Y/видео.html
@@TheVincenzoGaming it was an old soup commercial he watched on stream a while back. Like a month ago.
yooooooooooooooooo aegisrick, used to watch your c9 and dragon nest content
@@Celatrec a month ago is a while back?
Ster thinks bananas are too big?? He knows he can bite some off and chew it, right? He doesn’t have to fit the whole thing in his mouth.
I love fitting whole bananas in my mouth
he can’t fit all of it in his tummy. he can only eat half of it and then he’s full
Jerma and his boyfriend are always fun to watch
i thought the same thing when jerma started talking about his smoothie habits.
No
Thought they were married?
@@user-zw4wh1tm9x ha :|
Therapist*
Jerma CANNOT ever mention hot dogs without also mentioning the hot dog shooter video. Its impossible. He even says the line and makes the noise every time. He'll do it when he's 80 and get committed to some asylum while laughing hysterically. hoouuuuwick... I'm just sayin'
Do you remember other times when he did this? I've been looking for hours. I need help, please.
@@19012255762 Dollhouse Stream
@@19012255762it happens so fast
Now change LSD to Weed and Movies to Infomercials and Jerma would put a down payment on opening the first one in Vegas. Ster's idea was sound, he just pitched it the wrong way, you gotta play to the Shark Tank's likes and dislikes.
Jerma is the Tom Bombadil of our universe
Holy crap.
Level 1000 insult
incredible
i cant believe jerma's gunna get cut out of the movie adaptation of our universe
thats scarily accurate
JERMA SCREAMS AT HIS LOVER AND IGNORES HIS THOUGHTS ON STREAM
A real non-sequitur right here, but if your lights (not the ones that you've plugged into outlets - the ones that are on the ceiling and such) flicker when you turn on an appliance, like when Jerma described turning his blender on high power, that is a very bad sign, and you should seriously consider checking the wiring of your house!
Pretty much every lamp that you'll see in a residence or office or whatever runs on less than 15A (Amps/Amperes). As such, lighting circuits are wired up using 14 AWG cables (AWG is American Wire Gauge; if you're outside of the US or Canada, it'll be a different system of measurement), because those are rated to carry up to 15A of current.
Receptacles (The proper name for outlets) nowadays pretty much all support appliances that will pull up to 20A of current. Most appliances will never pull over 15A, but more intensive appliances - such as space heaters - do pull above 15A. As such, modern receptacle circuits are wired up using 12 AWG cables, because those are rated to carry up to 20A of current.
However, a LOT of buildings are old and have outdated circuitry, and as such, their receptacle circuits are wired up using 14 AWG! Worse still, there's also a lot of people doing bad electrician work, and piggybacking their receptacles off of lighting circuits! This means that, should you plug an appliance that draws more than 15A of current into the receptacle, one of two things will happen.
The first, and safer potential outcome, is that the circuit breaker that the circuit is wired from works and is rated for 15A, in which case it'll trip and cut your power. The second, and far more dangerous potential outcome, is that your circuit breaker is broken or rated for higher than 15A, in which case the conductors inside of the circuit's cable will begin to vibrate rapidly (as they can't handle the current), heat up, and emit sparks - which will cause an electrical house fire! This is what's been causing all of those residential fires out in NYC in recent years.
Lights flickering when something is plugged in is a dead giveaway that the receptacle that your using is piggybacking off of your lighting circuit. Without going into too much detail, the appliance that you're using is drawing voltage away from the lights, which is what causes the flicker. Should you encounter this, I would HIGHLY recommend calling an electrician (or someone similar who is well versed in electrical safety) to take a look at it! Or, at the very least, checking to see if the cable that's being routed to that circuit is 14 Gauge or 12 Gauge; if the cable has a plastic jacket, 14 will be WHITE, while 12 will be YELLOW. The gauge will also always be printed on the jacket itself, in case you can read it. This stuff is no joke!
holy f thanks dude! super informative
yo just wanna say you're smarter than i'll ever be
Thank you dude! Well explained 😁
😢 omg! Thank you for the info and the explanation!
3:30 Jerma drinking from the putrid underground waterfall is killing me
It's probably pretty clean, it's too high above sea level to be salt water and it's not stagnant
All glory to the hypnotoad 😵💫
All glory to the hypnotoad 😵💫
All glory to the hypnotoad 😵💫
All glory to the hypnotoad 😵💫
All glory to the hypnotoad 😵💫
All glory to the hypnotoad 😵💫
Jerma once again proving that he can't go one stream without talking about getting stoned 🌫
why use the marble block emote
@@ablusstone
@@dox4928 🤝
Star and jerma content makes me feel 13 again :)
yesgggggggghhhhhhh real
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
This comment ends in a different universe from where it begins
I like you, but mostly because if I dont say this, I fear for what might happen to my other self in other dimensions.
thanks for the comment chatgpt
Havent seen this pasta in years grats
Man, Army of Two really takes me back. Came out, what, 2008? Back when GameFly was still relevant. That's how I played it anyway. I think I played it a couple years after it came out.
2:29 I really wish Jerma was able to Mr. Green his runes sometimes
The multiple astel grabs is an attack that Astel Stars of Darkness has. A bunch of astel's come from the ceiling to grab
banana's aren't naturally like that, we selectively bred them into being more meat and less seeds, and also just generally bigger. Same applies to the vast majority of fruits, vegetables, and grains that we normally eat.
Jerma is casually running a podcast while playing a game like Elden Ring
As a Chicagoan I had a heavy investment into the hotdog toppings conversation that took place
Jerma is the protagonist solely because he didnt want to dupe at first because he thought that'd be cheating, probably, and Ster is talking about how he skipped most of the game by speedrunning.
Elden Ring: Places You Shouldn’t Be
throwback
2:39 always good to test for new laughs
he brought out the kookaburra
"When you bring me on stage... can you introduce me as Jerma?"
When Jerma said, "Time to jerm." I felt that.
The most moment of the stream
Clearly Jerma hasn't gotten around to watching Mob Psycho 100 yet. He should know that he's the protagonist of his own life by now 🙄
Okay I'll edit this if things change but, like.. it feels like Jerma is just so much more NORMAL and RELAXED and REGULARLY TALKATIVE in this video with Ster than, like, any stream or recording he's ever done with Ster. The two of them are just chatting. No crazy wild arguments. No bolonie. They're just chillin', and it's so nice. Wild.
naw they have this sort of chemistry sometimes, but I get what u mean!! always love these ones honestly
@@marbles_machine Yeah, I've seen plenty of moments like this in the past, especially back in the RUclips days, but I feel like they're pretty rare! Nice to see again, though.
Jerma is scared ofhis blender because he knows that he cannot defeat it alone
Today I learned Jeremy loves chili dogs but without the chili
What a psycho
🦶
so a normal hot dog with no ketchup or mustard, maybe with shredded cheese
A mob psycho?
23:23 Jerma's predicting Mind Dances minus the cybernetic implants. I think something analogous to this will become its own genre of entertainment, absolutely. This concept feels more like the prologue to a more refined form of the same idea though.
2:45 we NEED JERMA AS THE JOKER
great content chum as always! thanks for sharin
Ster's scenario already exists lol that literally is just burning man, psychic toad and all
Burning man gives me the fucking creeps, I've never been but just reading about it is so unsettling to me
knowing jerma it's probably a perfectly normal blender and he's just scared of it
Jerma's idea of the future of cinematography is open wold games
His blender is like the Water machine from Princess Bride
"No man will suffer as you will!"
*turns blender up to 10, the neighborhood has a blackout
For some reason his webcam makes this video look years old. Jerma is such a neat SCP
10:00meanwhile I’m eating tuna directly out of a can going “yeah I see that”
Everybody wants to see this happen
10:21 I feel kinda in sync with Ster on this one because I have a vivid memory of eating a banana in preschool and it activating my gag reflex. To this day I can't take a big bite of pure banana without gagging. It's not like I don't like the taste, it's like the only food that does that; other foods I hate I just spit out or they make my stomach upset. Bananas are weird.
When I was a kid I ate a banana, and one of the stringy things somehow got wrapped around my uvula, i can never eat bananas now without gagging from the memory
jerma's idea of a futuristic movie experience is just a really immersive play
Jerma just admited he smokes Pot daily, he is a CERTIFIED STONER and he said so himself
When i was a kid i would get cold hotdogs out of the fridge tear and eat the outer layer off then eat the rest normally
The perfect synchrony on "I'm just sayin" is concrete evidence that Jerma985 is an Alternate, Jeremy Elbertson is dead and Jerma is using his skin
It's nice to see more of Jerma and Star_
Ster’s movie idea sounds like an MK-ultra experiment.
Praise the editor for adding in the fastest hot dog shooter in the northwest
i was NOT ready for him to reference the fucking hotdog video
Every day I’m amazed at how many experiences I have that Jerma has also had. I’m just saying. YOOOOOOOM!
The word "sausage" was said only once during that entire hot dog debate
and it was "not cheese sausage"
When I saw how many Astels there were I laughed so hard I puked on the couch
I just *jerma* spilled everywhere
Hey Jerma I doubt you'll see this but be careful running a Vitamix only at low speeds for longer lengths of time! The fan is built to kick into high gear at speed 7-10, so running it at 1-5 continually can actually cause it to overheat ironically.
Speaking of weird drive throughs, while in the Outer Banks on vacation I saw a place called the Brew-through which was a drive through liquor store.
hypno toad LSD theater sounds like a torture experiment by the CIA
As a Chicago native, Jerma's hot dog choice made me feel like there is hope for him yet.
jerma and ster are literally good omens
Everything I know about Ster's absolutely bizarre eating habits I have learnt against my will.
the fact jerma didnt have the stats to properly use that greatsword is so funny to me.
he talked about shakes so much youtube gave me a meal replacement shake add
Jerma was a side character for so long and now he’s the protag
bonkers truly
my man never roasted hot dogs while camping
The thumbnail represents Jerma pretty well
I'm happy "Jerma" isn't real, he seems like the type of person to drink from a puddle then complain about how no one stopped him from drinking from the puddle
i love the hot dog debate
The Agni reference from left field had me dying
YESSS MORE ELDEN RING
vitamix-andy with his expensive blender :0
Ster just wants to recreate MK-Ultra
ster would be terrified of salçali sosıs which is just a stew made of cut up hot dogs
I'm doing ketamine tomorrow, gonna try watching hypnotoad
Hotdogs kinda make me feel icky so if I’m having one I want it to have something on it or else it’s pointless. In that tv show The Bear one guy says you’re a total dingus if you have ketchup on your dog so I try not to put it on if I’m ever eating hotdogs. But if there is nothing else I’ll take that over nothing. But hey if I was real hungry I might do it. The thought of a hotdog on its own is stil icky tho. It’s just not worth it when it doesn’t taste good and is mean to your tummy.
some vintage tf2 conversation quality in this video between our two boys
Jerma just described a play
HOLY SHIT JERMA IS MUCH OLDER THAN I EXPECTED, I LEGIT THOGH HE WAS ON HIS 20'S NOT 37 dear god
I love watching this psychedelic stream while doing psychedelic drugs I bought at the gas station.
5:18 jerma everywhere system
my go to hot dog toppings are sriracha and mustard occasionally ketchup in case you guys were wondering
22:42 who is THEY jerma? who is THEY???
I still cant believe this was 36 minutes
Is that armor a mod? I’ve never seen that chestplate. Same with the legs I think I’m not sure
god i thought that hotdog video was a fever dream
If you add the right amount of peanut butter to a smoothie (especially a banana smoothie) it can make any disgusting weird shit tasting smoothie and turn it into an incredible experience
the fact the their favorite games are D2 and Bloodborne explains why I jive to this content
Jermageddon
Jerma Blenderphobia more like germy blendy
What’s so bad with just a sausage by itself
Let's Jerm.
They are both so high hahaha
Why is Jerma holding a glass dagger in the thumbnail 😂
Knowing Jerma is right about the meta weapon stuff but it being Jerma who's defending that point is so unbelievably infuriating
He wasn’t, Ster was right. Not every spell is super useful or viable, but there are hundreds of useful weapons if you use your head instead of blindly following what’s “op”.
That conversation also wasn’t in this video?
@@KennyMatthewsMonster Everything is viable with a couple exceptions that are vastly better or worse than others in their class. That's been the case since Demon Souls and using Reddit as an excuse is lame on Sters part, also idc if it was or not it's a discussion
@@bluemutt9964 You can win with anything, and more importantly there are dozens of hidden superpowered options that people neglect in favour of using whatever everybody has cottoned on to.
It's been a while since I heard their debate, but Jerma's point was mainly "twitch chat told me this was bad" so Ster was completely right about how people's opinions are informed by "reddit".
make it rain like a boss
Why must you haunt me
He reminded me about hot dogs so I decided to get a onion and tobasco hotdog
26:19 is straight up braindances in cyberpunk 2077
22:56 Bing bing