Elden Ring - Blade of Miquella

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @madremorelos1573
    @madremorelos1573 2 года назад +1271

    His commitment to summoning “Mambo” all for him to be used as a Malenia heal meat puppet is commendable

    • @fehdip
      @fehdip Год назад +16

      He needed to summon him a 5th time...

    • @shivernaut8607
      @shivernaut8607 Год назад +48

      he has to make it harder he's that good

    • @Adam-ni6ne
      @Adam-ni6ne Год назад +64

      Mambo was a double edged sword. On one hand yeah Malenia healed off him and ruined dozens of runs, but on the other there were a couple where Mambo's fire attacks would remove the frostbite effect and allow Jerma to reapply it. You can see it when he does thousands of damage in just a few seconds over and over. It was definitely possible to win with Mambo, Jerma would have just needed to use the fullmoon spell more effectively since that and moonblade were his best damage dealing attacks by far. Malenia is weak to frostbite, fire, and bleed, which is why most of the "solo her" players run a bleed + frost build with the bleed weapon often being rivers of blood, which does fire and physical damage. She's basically designed to be a boss where you deal huge chunks of damage all at once with freeze and bleed, rather than one that you slowly chip away at with normal weapons. She's also easy to stagger with heavier weapons, which is why the blasphemous blade from Rykard is also very good against her.

    • @Ironbattlemace
      @Ironbattlemace Год назад

      This is why you should use black knife titty.

    • @jankspanking8836
      @jankspanking8836 6 месяцев назад +3

      "SHE ATE MAMBO".

  • @jrm6872
    @jrm6872 2 года назад +2006

    amazing how they cut the 72 hour stream of non-stop attempts down to 32 minutes

    • @mint5438
      @mint5438 2 года назад +314

      @@recitationtohear Get hospitalized and don't recover

    • @morrisgaming-dailyvlogspra3850
      @morrisgaming-dailyvlogspra3850 2 года назад +6

      @@recitationtohear I love😮 you ❤

    • @tranquilbean51
      @tranquilbean51 2 года назад +106

      to be fair, he spent most of that time threatening to put people in a meat grinder, "hypothetically"

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 2 года назад +43

      the 37 hour-long jam-out break was a real casualty, but sacrifices must be made i guess.

    • @zakaryrichmond396
      @zakaryrichmond396 2 года назад +7

      Not to mention the bodies

  • @goreycarousel9689
    @goreycarousel9689 2 года назад +1345

    Jerma is exactly the type of guy to actually use the Starlight spell

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn 2 года назад +497

    She didn't stand a chance against Jerma, Sword of Edw-

  • @procrasadini2283
    @procrasadini2283 2 года назад +564

    Cant believe they cut out the part where he sacrifices a baby mid stream to try and beat Malena

    • @KinguKirimuzon
      @KinguKirimuzon 2 года назад +28

      Yeah he summoned a giant omegalul and had it bite off the infants head. Worst part is is that he played the Austin powers theme and was screaming “alright chat you guys wanted to peep the horror, here!” During the whole thing

    • @sharpiefumes
      @sharpiefumes Год назад +3

      Genuinely thought for a moment that you predicted the scorn stream

  • @McCondom
    @McCondom 2 года назад +434

    Jerma was under the influence of carbon monoxide throughout this whole stream

  • @jojo-ln7zd
    @jojo-ln7zd 8 месяцев назад +68

    I'm glad they took out the 12 hour smoke break that he filmed. I always felt sad watching those.

  • @Sangheilitat117
    @Sangheilitat117 2 года назад +561

    Congrats to Mambo for beating Malenia!

    • @cheezyguy7119
      @cheezyguy7119 Год назад +2

      Had to give oleg props for beating the entire fight for me.

    • @Todomo
      @Todomo 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@cheezyguy7119i do wish there was some way to thank the summon, a little fist bump or something. feels like i’m using them and throwing them in the trash when i’m done

  • @Explosivevortex
    @Explosivevortex 2 года назад +698

    Must've been hard combing through those 3 months worth of Malenia attempts to find highlights for this video, props to you jack

    • @sereinity6684
      @sereinity6684 2 года назад +44

      I know right? This almost took him as long as Pinwheel.

    • @polskillz
      @polskillz 2 года назад +9

      Jack985

    • @Brush421
      @Brush421 Год назад +4

      @@sereinity6684 i was there for the entire time he was trying to beat Pinwheel. I screamed at my monitor

    • @leaf6134
      @leaf6134 Год назад +1

      The crazy part too is that he had the same clothes on the entire time

  • @potatorecipe742
    @potatorecipe742 2 года назад +872

    It's actually pretty shocking Jerma couldn't beat her first try considering he trained under her to become a serial killer back in '07.

    • @Kelohmello
      @Kelohmello 2 года назад +108

      She taught him everything he knows. She didn't teach him everything SHE knows.

    • @arnaeus7448
      @arnaeus7448 2 года назад +10

      Silence checkmark

    • @candyman9635
      @candyman9635 2 года назад +4

      @@Kelohmello Milenia taught him well! But she didn't teach him everything!
      *tickle punch*

    • @mellar5864
      @mellar5864 2 года назад +4

      He didn't want to embarasse his sensei.

    • @Raveg64
      @Raveg64 Год назад

      What?

  • @zjay
    @zjay 2 года назад +136

    Can't wait to play Slash Arc and Nut Kick, From Software's undisputed masterpieces

  • @MA1R
    @MA1R 2 года назад +197

    Jerma and lil lizard is the ultimate duo

  • @Ryu1ify
    @Ryu1ify 7 месяцев назад +21

    I like how him killing Placidusax, Maliketh, and Hoarah Loux was just kind of a tangent on his way to get stuff to fight Malenia better

  • @StanleyG23
    @StanleyG23 2 года назад +188

    My dude really went to face off against Malenia with a Baby Rattle.

    • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
      @mr.kittysavestheworld695 Год назад +10

      Bastard Stars is actually a seriously great weapon, I used it on my first playthrough. Flails in general are very fun and effective.

    • @fehdip
      @fehdip Год назад +7

      @@mr.kittysavestheworld695 While i respect the grind 💯... I think its not the best for malenia

    • @mr.kittysavestheworld695
      @mr.kittysavestheworld695 Год назад +2

      @@fehdip Oh, I definitely didn't kill Malenia with it. I killed her with Moonveil, a Cold Uchi, and Ogha after looking up tactics for her online.
      I just did most of the game _before_ her with it.

  • @tombowombo-
    @tombowombo- 2 года назад +223

    Honestly kind of surprised he survived most of the blade dance move the first time lol

    • @comfybaguette
      @comfybaguette 4 месяца назад

      I didn't even know you could survive the first two flurries of attacks if you didn't run away in time. I always died lol

  • @tonyawwwno3364
    @tonyawwwno3364 2 года назад +187

    Its amazing to me watching a man who put so much into int that he can do rannis dark moon, and yet he doesn't think to capitalize the points in her boss fight where she stands still stationary for like 20 seconds. He could totally spam the moon while she's down in that second phase

    • @spoolsloops
      @spoolsloops 2 года назад +15

      TEXT ME ON TELEGRAM XD

    • @press_x_tojason
      @press_x_tojason 2 года назад +11

      @@spoolsloops Sometimes I have empathy for people who fall for scams.
      But anyone who believes those are really the people they are pretending to be… they deserve it.

    • @WiresDawson
      @WiresDawson 2 года назад +94

      ​@@press_x_tojason "sometimes i have empathy" ... "[people who fall for these scams] deserve it"
      nah, you don't have empathy.

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 2 года назад +6

      @@WiresDawson
      There was text where you put those nice looking little dots on that quotation my dude.

    • @honeydipped
      @honeydipped 2 года назад +35

      @@knavenformed9436 Yes, that is what they are for.

  • @zesty.bubbles
    @zesty.bubbles 2 года назад +135

    Crazy how he just straight up admitted to wanting to kill someone on steam and no one said anything

  • @waxblast7528
    @waxblast7528 2 года назад +198

    Jerma needs a goodnight kiss from chat one of these days

  • @Felix-bj3rc
    @Felix-bj3rc 2 года назад +370

    I can't believe Jerma single handedly caused G4TV to go out of buisiness

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 2 года назад +14

      First Chuck E Cheese. Now G4TV. Who is next?

    • @batofdestiny
      @batofdestiny 2 года назад +14

      Jerma is blissfully unaware of the destruction he causes

    • @Thelegendaryalchemis
      @Thelegendaryalchemis 2 года назад

      I remember watching G4TV as a kid. OG gamer content show

    • @Klonkus
      @Klonkus 2 года назад +5

      Adams coke addiction didn't help

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 2 года назад +91

    Of course the snake is named “Mambo”

  • @leaf6134
    @leaf6134 Год назад +35

    He acts like people are calling him deranged as if no one else gets angry at this game but other people like yell or maybe break a controller he just says shit like “if there was a piece of meat on my shoulder it would be turning brown. Genuine maniac

    • @SurfRock74
      @SurfRock74 3 месяца назад

      Actual best comment this had me in tears

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken Год назад +31

    Jerma asking "IS THIS A FUCKING CARTOON?!" when fighting Malenia, who is pretty much just an anime character, fits really well

  • @mateiionescu7524
    @mateiionescu7524 2 года назад +43

    20:40 He's coming for you and no one can save you.

  • @hooty8703
    @hooty8703 2 года назад +189

    If jerma was a fallout character he would have max charisma and 5 luck

    • @Brush421
      @Brush421 Год назад +6

      3 luck

    • @BLK_MN
      @BLK_MN Год назад +25

      And 7 agility. If you swung an axe at him, he would dodge it.

  • @cyber_xiii3786
    @cyber_xiii3786 2 года назад +123

    It's amazing how long he used that baby rattle when he had access to a bajillion other weapons that would've actually been useful. He's a GOD of a gamer

    • @cameron8338
      @cameron8338 2 года назад +34

      is this the guy who beat elden ring in a baby cosplay on stream?

    • @JulioDRai
      @JulioDRai 2 года назад +34

      Its more amazing how there are still people claiming dark souls games are some of the hardest games ever even tho every single one can be brute forced by people like Jerma and Forsen lmao

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 2 года назад +58

      @@JulioDRai
      Almost like they are games for fun in the end.

    • @hatefulgaming1800
      @hatefulgaming1800 2 года назад +19

      @@JulioDRai I mean most people wouldn’t spend 72 hours to beat Malenia like Jerma did.

    • @javier11544
      @javier11544 2 года назад +7

      @@JulioDRai Jerma is actually good at dark souls though

  • @JaysWalkThrus
    @JaysWalkThrus 2 года назад +17

    he unlocks the camera at about 29:03 just to help the bit he's saying and i so respect it.

  • @TzarTVR
    @TzarTVR Год назад +23

    this jeremy moment was so good they had to upload it twice for a brief period of time

  • @Nessa64
    @Nessa64 2 года назад +40

    One of the best parts of the entire stream. Glad it's finally on RUclips!

  • @danielmuttock5772
    @danielmuttock5772 2 года назад +78

    I love how jerma apologizes for being bad then continues to do crazy shit

  • @leubzo1436
    @leubzo1436 2 года назад +26

    The nut kick game absolutely sent me I'm feeling light headed from laughing so hard lmaooo

  • @m0nkeyman911
    @m0nkeyman911 2 года назад +27

    I wonder if Jerma realizes the fire damage from snake guy resets the frostbite cooldown

    • @lborlet5204
      @lborlet5204 Год назад +8

      That’s actually a strategy against her, you can cause frost to proc and immediately cancel with fire to do it again

  • @KimiOmega
    @KimiOmega 2 года назад +23

    I'm glad they cut the part of the VOD where he killed Malenia on stream after all those threats. Shit was way too graphic, even by Jerma standards.

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 Год назад +12

    It's funny how he's far from the only one who comes to the conclusion that she's a Sekiro boss that ended up in the wrong game. It's a very appropriate description.

  • @jarltryggvi
    @jarltryggvi 2 года назад +33

    Horah Loux better get a slot in the next JermaRumble

  • @papier1508
    @papier1508 2 года назад +93

    Malenia, 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑀𝒾𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 unleashed actual primal bloodlust in Jerma. It's like he lost control of himself, truly a psycho streamer

  • @RockEsper
    @RockEsper 2 года назад +12

    The editing on the 2ndJerma team is always a treat :)

  • @terablespeler
    @terablespeler Год назад +7

    Jerma’s commitment to a bit is either damnable by hellfire or an Oscar worthy performance he’s done for the last *FIFTY SIX YEARS*

  • @mikhailgolovenchits2727
    @mikhailgolovenchits2727 2 года назад +15

    At 29:14 Jerma doesn't dodge Godfrey's axe. Hence, his boasting about being able to dodge a battle axe on stream was nothing but a mere bluff. Checkmate, Jeremiah.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Год назад +2

      He dodged the second chop. Just needed a warm-up is all.

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ryu1ify i like how the warm up is getting hit by it, thus in a real world example once his head is cleaved in half his speed doubles

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@mellowmelly9258 Yeah, because then he'd have the reaction time of _two brains_

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 Год назад +6

    Seeing Jerma struggle in the Haligtree make me remember how much of that I totally cheesed. Like that big lizard thing in the rot lake, which I killed by just taunting it from on top of the cliff until it swung its head close enough to hit. It took like 20 minutes but I never even considered actually jumping down and fighting in the scarlet rot water.

  • @RUKOLAKE
    @RUKOLAKE 2 года назад +10

    No joke title for today, that’s how you know he means business.

  • @JoeM-
    @JoeM- 2 года назад +8

    2nd jerma being on time doesn't even matter anymore they cut down this absolute monster vod

  • @faceache6262
    @faceache6262 Год назад +3

    16:40 this segment till the Nut-Kick part is so funny

  • @arkeiou_
    @arkeiou_ 2 года назад +30

    Might as well call these streams Elder Ring as it is just an old fella finding out about rings

  • @NocteAeternus
    @NocteAeternus Год назад +4

    "I think she accidentally got in this game, I don't think she's supposed to be here" when talking about Sekiro and Malenia was actually scary close to accurate if some of the rumors on Waterfowl being intended for a cut Sekiro boss (probably Tomoe) are true, Jerma really cracked the code

  • @Kai-ez1gf
    @Kai-ez1gf 4 месяца назад +2

    1:34 he sounds exactly like the tarnished

  • @zantetsuken-zero
    @zantetsuken-zero Год назад +5

    10:25 sounds like jerma is genuinely gearing for his life

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 2 года назад +12

    he had the moonveil! he had the moonveil that whole time! and he used the nebula!

  • @GeneralJerrard101
    @GeneralJerrard101 2 года назад +5

    I'm playing elden ring right now, and I noticed: "cool, Jerma is exploring the same area as me!" Then I looked at the title and he got to Malenia, and now... I think there were some other places I could explore...

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 2 года назад +6

    Yeah, he beat Malenia, but he still covered up evidence that would have led to the Zodiac Killer’s capture.

  • @bannersiamang1548
    @bannersiamang1548 2 года назад +7

    took so long to come out G4 went under

    • @argnator
      @argnator 2 года назад +1

      They died out almost a month to the day after he was on there for one of their programs. Two, in fact.
      How many people he must have killed to tank their whole company in just one day of filming. And since it happened in LA they just thought it was a normal crime spike.

  • @pastelguts6182
    @pastelguts6182 Год назад +3

    6:42 underrated moment of Malenia hitting Jerma with a seven hit combo.

  • @MegaManless
    @MegaManless 11 месяцев назад +3

    Can't wait for NutKick 2025!

  • @Levinswords
    @Levinswords 2 года назад +4

    having just gone through the Haligtree again today on a lower level character… yeah i feeeeeel the beginning of this vid lol

  • @Gungybung
    @Gungybung 8 месяцев назад +2

    GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING!

  • @NotAce25
    @NotAce25 2 года назад +5

    The Elden Ring streams were top tier.

  • @frossassin213
    @frossassin213 2 года назад +3

    I've seen enough of these to tell when they genuinely don't know there is a second phase

  • @isaiahrobinson6304
    @isaiahrobinson6304 2 года назад +2

    You help me with my depression jerma🙏🏾

  • @porotchy
    @porotchy 2 года назад +9

    Reminder that Jerma still owes chat 1.5 Billion dollars.

  • @mrmagunga2788
    @mrmagunga2788 Год назад +2

    It’s crazy that Jerma probably could’ve beaten her with Ranni’s Dark Moon alone since it’s literally the easiest cheese for this fight but he instead settled for using it 3 times per fight

  • @Hedoro_Latoureux
    @Hedoro_Latoureux 2 года назад +3

    I can't wait for Horah Loux to win the next Jerma Rumble.

  • @oscar_gekko
    @oscar_gekko Месяц назад

    (20:55) « Don't F*CKING twist my shit around !! »
    - Jeremy Elbertson, "The Master of Comedy 209". 1985

  • @argnator
    @argnator 2 года назад +4

    And so it begins. The great shit-pantsing of our age. The Fly Opening of Minass Teardown.

  • @oked99
    @oked99 Месяц назад

    19:41 is amazing because you can tell that for a split-second he thinks he somehow killed her with his eyes closed

  • @ed-id4ek
    @ed-id4ek Год назад +1

    Idk why but the "chieftain of the badlands" bit is fucking hilarious to me

  • @Galeforce017
    @Galeforce017 2 года назад +8

    Most normal 2nd Jerma title of all time? What is this, a regular LP?

  • @lordfreerealestate8302
    @lordfreerealestate8302 6 месяцев назад

    RIP Mambo, fivever in our hearts.

  • @mongoose7484
    @mongoose7484 2 месяца назад

    Crazy that he immediately knew she was supposed to be a Sekiro boss and was put into Elden Ring

  • @TheSilly6403
    @TheSilly6403 3 месяца назад

    I love that he remembered Horah Loux from the intro

  • @Verm0uth07
    @Verm0uth07 2 года назад +17

    I don't think he could beat this boss if he was using a melee build

    • @Tenescra
      @Tenescra Год назад +1

      Depends on the build tbh. He seems to enjoy using skills/weapon arts and there's some melee weapon arts that can REALLY fuck with Malenia. One that comes to mind is the Blasphemous Blade which has a really good amount of poise damage and Malenia can be staggered quite easily with it. It's probably even better at it now since the poise damage buff on greatswords lmao

  • @MlguelPires
    @MlguelPires 9 месяцев назад +1

    Can't wait to see Nutkick become 2024 game of the year!

  • @Lycam
    @Lycam 2 года назад +2

    That icon at the left of the health bar is a omegalul emote

  • @tectonical5347
    @tectonical5347 Год назад +1

    18:44 the implication that there are "tons of us" has shaken me to my core. how many more vile and sickly beings does this "jerma" character have at his disposal. SHOCKING!

  • @RapturePlasmids
    @RapturePlasmids 2 года назад +1

    Jerma reciting the intro cutscene has me rolling

  • @Ironbattlemace
    @Ironbattlemace Год назад

    4:45 Big lmao at their first meeting, instantly taking nearly 50% off. He will learn the hard way who is the blade of Miquela.

  • @Brush421
    @Brush421 Год назад +1

    jerma literally just had to make a gambling allegory and he would have stomped Malenia

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 Год назад +1

    I can't believe he got a raid from
    Ding Dong VG from G4 TV

  • @theoldworldwarrior451
    @theoldworldwarrior451 2 года назад +9

    Jerma learns the hard way the faults of magic builds

    • @Xonarag
      @Xonarag 2 года назад +8

      To be fair she isn't really easier with melee.

    • @the_Red_Star
      @the_Red_Star 2 года назад +5

      after watching this whole thing, can you see this man beating malenia _without_ a magic build?

  • @fablion6324
    @fablion6324 Год назад

    focusing on his face during a boss is so funny

  • @Nivek57
    @Nivek57 Год назад

    2:25 Sums up my elden experience

  • @the_Red_Star
    @the_Red_Star 2 года назад +1

    20:14 this one really got to him

  • @maximusstorm1215
    @maximusstorm1215 Год назад

    3:00 - This area gives me PTSD. I somehow struggled more with the 4 phantoms than I did with Malenia☠️.

  • @mrpresident8546
    @mrpresident8546 15 дней назад

    he got mad at the fact she hovers in the air for waterfowl, as if that isnt the only reason the attack is dodgeable

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi 2 года назад +65

    Hi! I'm Saul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Constitution says you don't. And so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every man, woman, and child in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Albuquerque! Better not call Saul. Saul Badman, not an attorney.

    • @Cceternal
      @Cceternal 2 года назад +5

      walter blanco

    • @aidanayers2093
      @aidanayers2093 2 года назад +1

      Jessica Pinkmoman

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi 2 года назад +1

      @@Cceternal Waldemar Biały

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi 2 года назад +1

      I feel like a lemon...

  • @phrenologygroyper
    @phrenologygroyper 2 года назад +2

    WAKE UP JUERMA 2 UPLOAD!!!

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington 2 года назад +3

    I can't believe G4 raided Jerma and immediately went out of business because of Jerma.

  • @skusku.
    @skusku. 2 года назад +1

    Let’s not forget that this guy died 17 times to pinwheel

  • @TheUnoriginal2394
    @TheUnoriginal2394 2 года назад +6

    is this the guy that died to Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing on stream?

    • @waterbottle6644
      @waterbottle6644 8 месяцев назад

      That guy is a hard counter to spell casters, he's whooped my ass a few times too. So I can forgive him

  • @milesmonacothesequel2294
    @milesmonacothesequel2294 4 месяца назад

    16:51 I'm playing through the DLC now and, yeah, that happens.

    • @TheSilly6403
      @TheSilly6403 3 месяца назад

      Was literally about to comment this lol, that last fight man...

  • @thechunks
    @thechunks 6 месяцев назад +1

    SLASH ARC! jesus this guys mentally insane

  • @Inabin
    @Inabin 4 месяца назад

    It’s crazy how with ONE message, he went from “I don’t want to get some op build and beat it fast” to “I want to kill this person as quickly and efficiently as possible”

  • @Oliepolie
    @Oliepolie 2 года назад

    Im very disappointed they didnt show when he did the 1940s guy bit

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 4 месяца назад

    these are some 99 int plays

  • @MannFace51
    @MannFace51 2 года назад

    He cut the 1920’s bit how dare he

  • @Glowskel
    @Glowskel Год назад

    Obsessed w the squeak he makes at 24:43

  • @haileyredrix3102
    @haileyredrix3102 2 года назад +6

    the bots are really doin a number in this comments section huh

  • @Joe__M
    @Joe__M 2 года назад +11

    The Rot consumes 🤷‍♂️

  • @williambarrett1234
    @williambarrett1234 2 месяца назад

    Ans the dlc came out, and they DID make something harder than malenia.

  • @bulwark7840
    @bulwark7840 2 года назад

    i like this second jerma more than the first one

  • @holdentudiks7123
    @holdentudiks7123 Год назад

    14:00 jerma when wrong game

  • @nikalisten
    @nikalisten 7 месяцев назад

    27:17 new Elden Ring trailer dropped