I love the fact that the context for why he’s doing the whole ragtime bit was completely cut. Makes him look like he’s going even crazier than he actually was.
@@SleepyOcto it's insane that he not only saw that specific message but was like fuck yeah, let's whip out the b/w filter and fedora mid tilt. Legendary chat member though, it's like my fav jerma bit
The final victory "take off" clip at around 24:00 might actually be the most deranged series of noises Jerma has ever made, I lose my shit every time I see it.
The editors have finally succumbed to his MADNESS. This man has TERRORIZED RUclips for far too long. This is a cry for help. One by one, they've been put in the meat grinder.
dont talk about the meat grinder dont think about the meat grinder dont talk about the meat grinder dont think about the meat grinder dont talk about the meat grinder dont think about the meat grinder DONT TALK ABOUT THE MEAT GRINDER DONT THINK ABOUT THE MEAT GRINDER
The second when he looks at the camera fucking rendered speechless by his like 800th death when he almost had her by a pixel, I actually fucking lost it like I couldn't breathe for a solid while my god, i've never seen jerma so stunned in my fucking life
9:06 “HOW MANY FUCKING MOOVES DO YOU GET BEFORE YO-I’m sorry about that folks, what I meant to say waas how many moves do you get to do in a row before a gosh darn it before you…” SENT ME FLYING
Am I misremembering, or can you aim that thing? I was so confused when he just stood there, but maybe I'm thinking of a different spell (or a different game entirely).
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 I suppose you could if you aimed it with your camera center, although with a controller it's a lot more difficult to do than if you were to switch to a mouse. Once the cast starts the laser cannot be redirected though.
Elden Ring really is my favorite game Jerma has played. So many iconic and unhinged moments were created from these streams, and Malenia is no exception. It becomes so much more hilarious when you yourself have been stuck in that "suffering from a From Soft boss" cycle he was in.
@@YASxYT Expecting Jerma to have that kind of forethought is giving him way too much credit. The only reason Jerma used Mambo is because he's the _funni hee hoo snaek._ Jerma has many positive qualities, but his strategic intelligence is *not* one of them. He's got a good heart, but that man is denser than a bag of hammers.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 mambo was like her personal health potion, jerma seemed to have issues with the "sporadic" healing, but if you introduce a NPC to that mix, you can't control when it dodges, so there will be an extra element of unfairness. That's just what I plan on doing, at least, because I'm fine if I mess up a dodge and get punished for it, but I don't think the potential extra damage/distracting her focus away from you is worth it. I might change my tune when I get my bones rearranged tho, I just need to clarify I barely know shit
I cannot get over 9:29 when he fires the fucking kamehameha as one last hurrah and Melania not only instantly sidesteps it but then proceeds to charge up waterfowl dance for like thirty seconds all the while bro is just stuck in the animation, actual looney toons skit
Oh man jerma really needs to get another strategy for fighting Melania the last couple of elden Ring videos it really feels like he's been doing the exact same thing over and over
0:49if people need context for this, Jerma is recitin BTS of one of the lord of the rings movies when Christopher Lee was sayin that he knows what someone bein stabbed in the back sounds like because he was involved in special services or somethin. The director wanted him to scream when he was stabbed in the back in a scene and that's when he said what he said. It's very interestin
Shame we didn't get to see the pvp fight between him and a viewer with full on malenia cosplay, especially the moment he used the "unavoidable" move and gets PTSD from it.
malenia is fun when you figure out the fight but honestly idk how the fuck anyone thought you would figure out how to dodge waterfowl dance when the only consistent method to do it is move far enough away the first flurry misses dodge to the side for the second flurry and for the last run around her side so she flurries into the middle of nowhere instead of hitting you its fun when you figure out waterfowl dance but if you dont know then the fight feels impossible I only figured out because I saw the videos of people beating malenia in challenge runs and in every single one they dodged waterfowl the same exact way
Игры
what kind of insane man breaks so badly from fighting malenia that he goes into 1920s mode
You see, he didn’t go 1920s mode because Malenia broke him, but to prevent his mind from breaking
Twelve unnamed individuals in Nevada gathered on June 3th and summoned J*rma from twelve pounds of "human" hair and 1 and 1/3 horses.
Stop hating on Germa you raging b*tch.
@@soulrenvods 3th
@@sinkbug That is what I said. What of it?
Ok but how legendary would it have been if he actually just showed his full hog immediately after finally beating Malenia
His hog!?
Man expels his gamer juice on Malenia for four hours, unleashes his FULL ZOG
HIS BINGO!?!!!!!
YOWZA!
I'll watch Malenia Meltdown as many times as Jerma uploads it, and not one less.
maybe a few times more
I'll watch Malenia Meltdown as many times as Jerma uploads it, and NOT ONE MORE
Same
Ok
I will not eat a drop of food until Malenia is dead and buried
I think Jerma genuinely lost his marbles playing this game
10/10
You say it like he didn't before playing it.
@@5uperM accurate, I apologize
Demon Souls Andy
I disagree with the notion that he ever had marbles
I had never watched him before this is he not always like that?
I love the fact that the context for why he’s doing the whole ragtime bit was completely cut. Makes him look like he’s going even crazier than he actually was.
What was the context?
@@walls_of_skulls6061 he's insane
@@walls_of_skulls6061 A chatter told him too.
@@SleepyOcto it's insane that he not only saw that specific message but was like fuck yeah, let's whip out the b/w filter and fedora mid tilt. Legendary chat member though, it's like my fav jerma bit
The final victory "take off" clip at around 24:00 might actually be the most deranged series of noises Jerma has ever made, I lose my shit every time I see it.
"did i just beat malenia and show my dick on camera?"
He zerked himself after beating up an old naked amputee woman with his goth gf
put it at 2x speed
@@onsidemammal4412 thank you
@@onsidemammal4412thank you for this wonderful advice
I cant get over how good of a made up old-timey expression “Show her the moon!” is. It’s perfect lmao it’s so real
Jerma got frozen in the 1920s actually and was thawed out, everything besides the old timey talk is just an impersonation
It's like that "bang, zoom, straight to the moon" line
@@atomicanachronism8849 Ironically both expressions are about beating women.
Jerma has enough rage in his body for at least 12 Melania videos
And we'll watch them all
They should use this video as a case study on psychological meltdowns.
The editors have finally succumbed to his MADNESS. This man has TERRORIZED RUclips for far too long. This is a cry for help. One by one, they've been put in the meat grinder.
If we don't help them then we are as guilty as Jerma.
dont talk about the meat grinder dont think about the meat grinder
dont talk about the meat grinder dont think about the meat grinder
dont talk about the meat grinder dont think about the meat grinder
DONT TALK ABOUT THE MEAT GRINDER DONT THINK ABOUT THE MEAT GRINDER
Is this the guy who's been spreading the SCARLET ROT?!
Link to the Clip : They Finally released this
ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html
@@WDWatameVirus The *LOATHSOME* Jerma985
I just love the idea of Jerma beating Malenia and immediately being abducted by extraterrestrial lifeforms
He passed the test and was allowed to ascend
Every copy of Malenia Meltdown is personalized
20:39 is the precise moment when Jerma actually became sick of fighting Malenia
i swear to god if he says “i actually am sick of fighting malenia” i’m going to do something
oh ok
He dodged the Waterfowl too, only to get killed by the rot DoT, so sad.
1 Like = 1 Prayer
@@HeckYephe barely dodged the waterfowl
Could have beat her if he used the great sword’s projectile instead of healing right before lol
I laughed way too much to Sir Gideon Asseater the loathsome Dungeater
Gideon the coomer is now somekind of a meme. Puppet molesting, feet fetishist, "jar figurine" enthusiast.
The Scarlet Rot is festering inside of him causing him to forget what he uploads
Her dodging the comet azure and then going into waterfowl dance while Jerma silently watches gets me so bad
He got so insanely close with the inspirational words playing, I'm blown away.
He needed to fight the instinct to heal and just land another moon veil L2.
Praise kink
The second when he looks at the camera fucking rendered speechless by his like 800th death when he almost had her by a pixel, I actually fucking lost it like I couldn't breathe for a solid while my god, i've never seen jerma so stunned in my fucking life
9:06 “HOW MANY FUCKING MOOVES DO YOU GET BEFORE YO-I’m sorry about that folks, what I meant to say waas how many moves do you get to do in a row before a gosh darn it before you…” SENT ME FLYING
Slowly seeing Jerma transform into a corrupted creature like Smegal is wild
Smegal
Smegma
Seagull
Sméagol?
I appreciate the editors shortening these streams down. One can only take so much of Jermia at a time.
The REAL chad move would’ve been naming this video “Jerma is Mad Pt. 4”
OH MY GOD!!!
The ragtime piano detective bit is the funniest thing to come out of his elden ring streams.
The Melania fight was pure comedy, he legitimately was starting to lose his mind.
30:12 if you didn't know what tiche was, you'd probably think he started chanting a curse out of fear
16:03
Insane streamer posts video 3 times in a row
He LOVES Malenia
@@WDWatameVirus Rotussy Fever
@@zelg.5551 Damn you spread the scarlet rot from that rotussi? 😳
@@WDWatameViruswhat the fuck
Malenia Meltdown should be a common medical term, that shit is rough.
11:20
Uses Comet Azur to deal 1/4 of Malenia's health
"It don't fucking do anything."
Oh no, the Scarlet rot has infected his brain!
Am I misremembering, or can you aim that thing? I was so confused when he just stood there, but maybe I'm thinking of a different spell (or a different game entirely).
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 I suppose you could if you aimed it with your camera center, although with a controller it's a lot more difficult to do than if you were to switch to a mouse. Once the cast starts the laser cannot be redirected though.
I don't believe there has been a jerma meltdown as intense as this
ever
i think this is genuinely one of the funniest jerma videos ever, the transcontinental radio host just going “what the FUCK” is hilarous
guys this is our own inside joke dont let the twitch watchers know lmao
Legendary meltdown, if he ever redoes the meltdown tier list I hope it makes S.
this video was so nice, the editors had to post it thrice
he really fell into a state of mania with this one. i loved it
Malenimania
@@BlurkFromUtterSpace megalomalenimania
Elden Ring really is my favorite game Jerma has played. So many iconic and unhinged moments were created from these streams, and Malenia is no exception. It becomes so much more hilarious when you yourself have been stuck in that "suffering from a From Soft boss" cycle he was in.
I love the hatred for Malenia while also summoning a npc that does like 80% of her health for him.
What I love about this guy is his willingness to just keep doing the same exact thing repeatedly until it works
20:59 is one of my favorite jerma deliveries ever now
It's a crazy roller coaster of emotions that Jerma experiences from 21:58
if only he didn't heal... :(
I truly do not understand WHY he thought the snake was the summon to fight Malenia with for such a long time
That was his bro
Bro thats what i was thinking hahahaha
I think it was because the fire would reset the frostbite
@@YASxYT Expecting Jerma to have that kind of forethought is giving him way too much credit.
The only reason Jerma used Mambo is because he's the _funni hee hoo snaek._
Jerma has many positive qualities, but his strategic intelligence is *not* one of them. He's got a good heart, but that man is denser than a bag of hammers.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 mambo was like her personal health potion, jerma seemed to have issues with the "sporadic" healing, but if you introduce a NPC to that mix, you can't control when it dodges, so there will be an extra element of unfairness.
That's just what I plan on doing, at least, because I'm fine if I mess up a dodge and get punished for it, but I don't think the potential extra damage/distracting her focus away from you is worth it. I might change my tune when I get my bones rearranged tho, I just need to clarify I barely know shit
Great job! Thanks!!!
This boss took me to levels of anger I’ve never felt
I ended up exploiting 180 levels just to beat this fucker
22:05 this was the heaviest neuron firing I've seen in a while.
I loved it when Jerma accidentally turned himself into Unemployed Brandon
Why can’t you just call him Brendan! His name is Brendan!
OW. my HAND!!!!
12:45 Jerma has a Disco Elysium moment
Half-Light be like
17:45
"I FUCKING RAN OUT OF STAMINA MAN"
*has 4/5 of his stamina bar left*
From 24:06
That’s one of the best moments ever caught on stream
i be laughing at this knowing damn well it took me 7 hours and a loss of all my sanity to beat her
23:47
When the weak and pathetic main character finally realizes his power and becomes strong.
I cannot get over 9:29 when he fires the fucking kamehameha as one last hurrah and Melania not only instantly sidesteps it but then proceeds to charge up waterfowl dance for like thirty seconds all the while bro is just stuck in the animation, actual looney toons skit
I binged all of Jerma's Elden Ring videos in 3 days and I loved watching him go from a "normal" man into a bomb at 24:28
13:38 I love quoting this so much
Jerma logic:
Someone who knows how to give you directions: can beat you up
Someone who can dodge a battle axe: is smarter than you
...
So crisscrossed
They should've started the same video again after the intro montage
Can't believe this is the 14th time they have uploaded this video
This fight really revealed Jermas inner Pshyco he tries to hide
Sorry guys haha I'm a bit pshy
This is the precise moment when Jerma became Heisengreen, The Loathsome Almost-Junk-Shower.
I would laugh if this is the same video uploaded a third time
The reuploads are to simulate the endless cycle of life and death, bravo artiste
Jerma is my favorite 1920's entertainer.
Oh man jerma really needs to get another strategy for fighting Melania the last couple of elden Ring videos it really feels like he's been doing the exact same thing over and over
The closest Jerma has been to actual insanity I’ve ever seen
Fully rewatching this for the 3rd time
One of the greatest streams I've ever watched
Re-upload Andy is back and I couldn't be happier
0:49if people need context for this, Jerma is recitin BTS of one of the lord of the rings movies when Christopher Lee was sayin that he knows what someone bein stabbed in the back sounds like because he was involved in special services or somethin. The director wanted him to scream when he was stabbed in the back in a scene and that's when he said what he said. It's very interestin
jerma is the greatest gamer and entertainer of all time he fought melania while staying in character as gilded age andy
LETS GOOO BABY THE MADNESS CONTINUES
We need the Melania meltdown uploaded at least five more times
This is the third time I've had this nightmare now :/
ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE THIRD TIME!
Bro the intro montage was beautiful 👌
you know who else has dementia?
you know who else has dementia?
you know who else has dementia?
you know who else has dementia?
That whole black and white part was so god damn good
Shame we didn't get to see the pvp fight between him and a viewer with full on malenia cosplay, especially the moment he used the "unavoidable" move and gets PTSD from it.
19:33 Easy #1 contender for best face AND best noise
23:41 has to be the best acting I've ever seen. He goes through a whole emotional journey in 10 seconds.
Whenever I have a bad day I go back and watch the 1920s bit and it always cheers me up
They way he switched personalities at 29:51
One of the best game ever made, couldn't agree more with the last comment from Jerma.
nothing will match jerma playing these games. the breakdowns during gideon and this are insane and i think about them everyday.
is this literally just the same malenia video for a third time
Hey I remember this one!
This is like watching the comedic relief character fight the final villain
malenia is fun when you figure out the fight but honestly idk how the fuck anyone thought you would figure out how to dodge waterfowl dance when the only consistent method to do it is move far enough away the first flurry misses dodge to the side for the second flurry and for the last run around her side so she flurries into the middle of nowhere instead of hitting you
its fun when you figure out waterfowl dance but if you dont know then the fight feels impossible
I only figured out because I saw the videos of people beating malenia in challenge runs and in every single one they dodged waterfowl the same exact way
I love that 1920s character skit. That time period has always resonated with me.
i like how i just don't know why they keep reuploading this exact video or if anyone knows but im certainly gonna watch it again
cant believe a second reupload
„This boss is in the wrong game”
Wtf, even jerma realized malenia is just tomoe from the unreleased sekiro dlc
7:14 Jerma bit of the year
I think his mania has reached a new level
24:04 when the energizer bunny's battery begins to overload
Old timey jerma is goated
let's freaking go!!
24:30 he really did the Tyler1 "HELP AAA HELP"
The lack of self awareness on display at 13:13 is quite something
If only he invited Barfdrinker
Elden Ring Andy has to be one of my favorite Jerma arcs.
The small bear rolling down the hill gets me every single time
Really disappointed this wasn't just the 3rd upload of the same video
Love your content, seriously one of my favorites