Gotta love how in Jerma's original playthrough he got in fights all the time with chat chastising him for missing stuff but then completely becomes that guy whenever he hears Ster hasn't seen something in the game lmao
@@stinkmonger very true and also Jerma intentionally tried not to do everything in his first run so he could go back and find new things in future runs
i have to say i really enjoy the bit where Ranni's like "a tarnished? here? i have no memory of inking thee an invitation" and jerma and ster have an extremely long conversation in Ranni's chambers about how much each other pee on a daily basis
It's been so amazing seeing these two play together more frequently, their friendship dynamic is wholesome and entertaining but hectic enough to allow each of them to shine.
1:00:43 I love how the enemy in the bush is originally supposed to be hiding in there, ready to ambush… but the randomized enemy is literally a dude holding a torch, immediately indicating his presence.
I literally had to rush renalla on one of my saves because i picked that voice and it was so annoying i couldn't bear it. The worst part of taking damage wasn't losing the fight, it was my ears bleeding.
As a native Cincinnatian, when they talked about their favorite hotdog topings, I got so excited. Jerma said raw onions, Tabasco, and mustard. Ster said Chilli. You know what that makes when combined folks?! No?? Ohh. Yeah.. it's a weird Ohio thing. A CINCINNATI CHILLI CONEY!!!!
TO ANYONE PLAYING/WANTING TO PLAY SEAMLESS COOP AND GETTING THE VOTING FAILED BUG ONCE every time you try to warp to a new location: This is because for some reason the vote is not cleared after a voting success. To solve it just alternate the players who start the vote back and forth (it should fix it in 2 person coop at least, need to test it more in 3+)
ive been watching jerma for like 10 years and its made me so happy to see him playing with ster again. They have such a great chemistry together and i can tell that they're legitimiately just having fun.
I finally had my first Jerma dream I was watching him stream and asked him how he manages to read anything from chat while he's streaming and he literally didn't answer me then I woke up, fuckin nuts dude pog
2:20:49 Jerma forgetting the word "absolved" and instead choosing "absorbed" with no self-awareness leaving Ster confused and befuddled is high comedy.
I love that ster knows exactly the buttons to press to annoy jerma and make fun of how his chat interacts with him. Its perfectly exemplified in that blender rant, people will just type the most asinine shit into his chat (and other peoples chats) just to get him to read it out and "influence" the stream. His chat is one of the worst on twitch, which is crazy given how entertaining his streams are.
@@Joeggurnaut546 Idk if it's one of the worst tho I'm not much of a chatter and I rarely catch the streams while he's live, but I would call the chat annoying at times, specially during the streams where he plays multiple games bc there's always the group that ask him to play other game The only time I could say Jerma's chat was straight up bad was during the 2022 game awards stream, the chat filled with so much toxicity that it could've competed against Chernobyl But to be fair it also has it good moments, the Hatsune Miku picross stream the chat really kept it's composure for the most part and it was a really chill stream tbh
@@Joeggurnaut546 chat can be annoying sometimes, but i think they are fae from the worst on twitch. they aren’t really malicious like some streamers chats are
Actually fucking unreal how long this took to conclude, not even two months into the year and we have the best rant contender from someone who isn’t jerma
5:24:09 with all of dark souls 2's faults (dont get me wrong i absolutely love that game, it's my guilty pleasure, the equivalent of jermas raw onion obsession) dark souls 2 has the most glorious parry sound, and the scimitar parry was so stylish
Them looking for the boss in the magma wyrm area and the fire giant falling out of the ceiling is the funniest part of this stream that shit was hilarious
Not to worry. He had 25k when dying to Godrick, got 70k additional runes when Ster finished the boss and collected his 95k bloodstain at 5:18:20. The real question is why was he fighting some random mobs while holding 3 levels worth of runes.
Jerma is super right about those Vitamix blenders. I have one and havent gone past like 5 either because Im afraid of what would happen. 5 already shakes the entire counter so loud my neighbors have actually complained in the past from the sound.
4:50:00 People straight up not understanding mental health terms smh. Jerma is right, object permanence and all other mental attributes are analog. So having object permanence issues as an adult with ADHD means you can range from forgetting about an object entirely or just forgetting information relating to that object. This ignorance is exactly why a lot of people don't understand how impactful being transgender, autistic, adhd, etc. can be to varying aspects of life. If someone has ADHD, they aren't just easily distracted, the have a common set of deficiencies that are related at different degrees of severity. Some people can have ADHD and have excellent object permanence, but absolutely no ability to control their immediate focus. Every mental disorder isn't just some specific attribute, it's a bundle of related issues. You can't just have ADHD in the same way you can have a knife in your hand, because it's not a thing, it's more like a category. It's far more complex than I could ever explain in a comment like this.
I understood ya! Albeit it's probably because I have ADD and understand exactly what you mean because of this. It's a shame that more people don't understand what having certain mental conditions actually means for the people who have them.
I love his chat makes jokes about "object permanence" then immeaditely the definition is explained they change their mind like they always knew the answerr
I appreciate that they have such firm opinions about things that mean nothing, life wouldn't be nearly as interesting without arguments over the little things
Love Jerma berating Ster for not knowing about the Crucible Knight + Misbegotten duel as if Jerma didn't also skip that fight in his first playthrough by doing Ranni's quest to get to Radahn
6:54:07 please tell me I’m not the only one hearing that occasional buzzing sound in the background. I fell asleep with this video playing and I started dreaming about getting attacked by a HUGE bumblebee because of it and it woke me up. And then it kept fucking buzzing when I was awake so I thought my headphones were busted
they have such old man talks together and they dont even realize it. i was zoning out doing something else and jerma was talking about how good his vitamix can slice up anything he puts in it
what he said about the ayahuasca/lsd trips being monetized for entertainment and rehabilitation he was actually cooking that is actually gonna happen in a few years imo
I got a feeling, THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE GOOD NIGHT, THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Coffee cheetos chicken coffee cheetos chicken, cawffeee, cheeeedos, cheeckan!!!!!! I LOVE JERMA. zorn andy SCORNED SCORNED cawfee cheetos chicken!!!! doy doy DOY DOY DOY DOY OH ONION RING; I GOT A ONION RING!!!!!!!!!!!!! cawfee cheetos chicken IF I PUT YOU IN A MEAT GRINDER, and ALL THAT COMES OUT, is YOUR FINGER, YOU ARE PROBABLY DEAD!!!! i got a feeling, that tonights gonna be a shpeee shpeees shpeee HEY!, Jerma 958 here!
If anyone could explain how two people get different randomized items but the same randomized enemies in a seamless co-op, I would love you forever. I can't figure it out for the life of me
The enemies are singular entities so it would be impossible to be two separate entities in one without major problems. As for the "items" I think they are more like "containers" that hold the item/item id that you are to get, so there are no conflicts and they are separate for each player.
Jerma fucked up and randomised with different rules to ster, so they’re in sters world with sters enemies but jerma has different game rules and different item drops. Its why they’re desyncing so much
The enemies are server-side and the items are client-side and jerma’s randomizer settings were different than ster’s. ster is the host so his randomizer alone applies to entities instead of both of them spawning them simultaneously
I don't know this Ster guy, but his takes are fantastic. At least up to the point where he complained about stat requirements, literally one of the few things keeping Souls games rooted as an RPG instead of action arcade.
I don't know much about nioh 1 but nioh 2 is amazing. It feels like the best part of sekiro and Bloodborne in 1 game. The combat system is hard to get your head around at first but once you get it you GET IT. It's less accessible than from software games but I feel like it's more rewarding. Also I found the difficulty to be a lot more "honest" than elden ring if you get what I mean. Every time I died I felt like it was 100% my fault.
Nioh 2 is the absolute perfect game for people who play Dark Souls and Elden Ring but want more. It's the natural progression of souls games IMHO. For as good as the Fromsoft games are, aside from Sekiro the combat can feel extremely stale and not really challenging after you "git gud". The difficulty comes from the bosses and not the combat itself. Nioh makes the game all about the combat and "getting gud" at it means nothing because you still have to execute the gameplay.
Nioh kind of ruined Souls combat for me. It's much quicker and has more depth. I would say it's like a mix of Souls and Ninja Gaiden. Nioh 1 was great but it felt like a lot was missing going back through it a second time after 2. 2 added some really fun mechanics and is just an all around improvement.
i would genuinely love to see jerma and ster try nioh 2. i get what he's saying about the stances, but once you get it down, it's really satisfying and it gets to a point where you can just rely on muscle memory
I'm all about Banana and PB in smoothies but always add other fruits as well, started doing it when i was going to the gym more and now i can't stop and i'm okay with that. My goto is usually Strawberries, Blueberries, a Banana, a tablespoon of PB then go with half water and half fruit juice like OJ and it's always excellent but also great to try different combos and see what works best
1:40 Elden Ring
16:34 1st Brb Ends
4:22:53 2nd Brb Ends
Ster wanting to replace movie theaters with doing hard drugs with strangers is the funniest joke I've heard someone stumble into
“Joke” - sure..
To be fair, I’d rather do acid with a bunch of people also doing acid than watch a movie in a movie theatre lol
That and jerma's vr chatroom movie experience had me crylaughing like never before
Gotta love how in Jerma's original playthrough he got in fights all the time with chat chastising him for missing stuff but then completely becomes that guy whenever he hears Ster hasn't seen something in the game lmao
the cycle continues
Ster will do that to his 4 little Ashen Ones
to be fair, ster missed such an insane amount of content that you can only assume he was rushing through the game
@@stinkmonger very true and also Jerma intentionally tried not to do everything in his first run so he could go back and find new things in future runs
hurt people hurt people
i have to say i really enjoy the bit where Ranni's like "a tarnished? here? i have no memory of inking thee an invitation" and jerma and ster have an extremely long conversation in Ranni's chambers about how much each other pee on a daily basis
It's been so amazing seeing these two play together more frequently, their friendship dynamic is wholesome and entertaining but hectic enough to allow each of them to shine.
Truly we are blessed
Least parasocial jerma viewer
Its almost like the good ol’ days
Zoomer jerma fans will never understand
@@Joeggurnaut546 Unironically. Peak Jerma was 2012-2014 when he did TF2 and other various games with Ster.
1:00:43
I love how the enemy in the bush is originally supposed to be hiding in there, ready to ambush… but the randomized enemy is literally a dude holding a torch, immediately indicating his presence.
Ster's character fucking screaming every 20 seconds during a bossfight is never going to get old
"UUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
I literally had to rush renalla on one of my saves because i picked that voice and it was so annoying i couldn't bear it. The worst part of taking damage wasn't losing the fight, it was my ears bleeding.
And the roar gets old real fast too. "aaaaaaaaaaaa."
I swear to God it sounds like Toon Link from Windwaker.
Also the fact that he never fucking uses sorceries even though he spec'd to use them.
@@TRussell148Well it is a randomizer. From what I recall he never gets any good sorceries until much later
I love how after getting nothing but magma wyrms for hours jerma ends up using his weapon.
He is the magma wyrm now
He's a mohgma wyrm type streamer
MagmaWyrm985
@@Brodobo Wyrma985
awww spoilers
I really love how ster said the people on LSD are strapped in, as if it somehow made it better
chat being so confidently wrong about aspects of the game is absurd
Mass Hysteria
As a native Cincinnatian, when they talked about their favorite hotdog topings, I got so excited. Jerma said raw onions, Tabasco, and mustard. Ster said Chilli. You know what that makes when combined folks?! No?? Ohh. Yeah.. it's a weird Ohio thing. A CINCINNATI CHILLI CONEY!!!!
Gotta remember to note that Cincinnati chili tastes completely different from regular chili.
perhaps they are two halves of a former cincinatti man whose soul was sundered in two after wronging a witch
it’s even funnier cuhs you can tell what part of the state they are from based off that alone
TO ANYONE PLAYING/WANTING TO PLAY SEAMLESS COOP AND GETTING THE VOTING FAILED BUG ONCE every time you try to warp to a new location: This is because for some reason the vote is not cleared after a voting success. To solve it just alternate the players who start the vote back and forth (it should fix it in 2 person coop at least, need to test it more in 3+)
7:15 is such a classic case of Jerma HAVING to commit to the bit. Immediate derailing.
ive been watching jerma for like 10 years and its made me so happy to see him playing with ster again. They have such a great chemistry together and i can tell that they're legitimiately just having fun.
I finally had my first Jerma dream I was watching him stream and asked him how he manages to read anything from chat while he's streaming and he literally didn't answer me then I woke up, fuckin nuts dude pog
2:36:23 roughly where the blender bit starts
6:03:45 first flask use of the run
2:20:49 Jerma forgetting the word "absolved" and instead choosing "absorbed" with no self-awareness leaving Ster confused and befuddled is high comedy.
1:22:16 opinion
3:06:56 magma
3:08:02 30
3:17:21 ceiling
4:50:32 jumpscare
Every copy of Ster is personalized
You're a loser
5:02 got me tearing up a bit, he loves his friend so much
the blender bit has to be a nominee for rant of the year
I think the LSD theater deserves a nomination. I don’t know which category, but definitely one of them
I love that ster knows exactly the buttons to press to annoy jerma and make fun of how his chat interacts with him. Its perfectly exemplified in that blender rant, people will just type the most asinine shit into his chat (and other peoples chats) just to get him to read it out and "influence" the stream. His chat is one of the worst on twitch, which is crazy given how entertaining his streams are.
@@dinkeykong Truee! the blender rant should go to best one guy moment and the LSD rant to rant of the year
@@Joeggurnaut546 Idk if it's one of the worst tho I'm not much of a chatter and I rarely catch the streams while he's live, but I would call the chat annoying at times, specially during the streams where he plays multiple games bc there's always the group that ask him to play other game
The only time I could say Jerma's chat was straight up bad was during the 2022 game awards stream, the chat filled with so much toxicity that it could've competed against Chernobyl
But to be fair it also has it good moments, the Hatsune Miku picross stream the chat really kept it's composure for the most part and it was a really chill stream tbh
@@Joeggurnaut546 chat can be annoying sometimes, but i think they are fae from the worst on twitch. they aren’t really malicious like some streamers chats are
I love how jerma skips picking up every other item that's just laying right next to him
3:37:37 the beginning of the vr/Lsd bit
Ster somehow manages to make Jerma look sane
Actually fucking unreal how long this took to conclude, not even two months into the year and we have the best rant contender from someone who isn’t jerma
5:23:25 ultrakill has the best pve parry. it is the only game where i even try to parry ever cause its just that good
I'm glad we finally get to see MeStrong handle this
5:24:09 with all of dark souls 2's faults (dont get me wrong i absolutely love that game, it's my guilty pleasure, the equivalent of jermas raw onion obsession) dark souls 2 has the most glorious parry sound, and the scimitar parry was so stylish
* Ster Dies*
Jermy: Time for me to finish this smoothie advice.
Quality Sterma content! I am loving this randomiser playthrough, Elden Ring is such a joy with these two
why was this not addressed 25:40
i CANNOT believe he did that
fr what happened
Jerma kidnapped on stream not ckickbait
At first i read the title and i was like "I missed a lot of randomizer streams somehow"
Both these mods are so cool. I like how the randomized loot pushes the player to make gear & stat choices they otherwise might avoid.
1:01:43 The cutest little pot guy sneaking up on Ster.
Did they go to the waterpark afterwards?
1:20:28 "Like-a-turd in his hand" - the like button flashes.
Jerma would be the side character with a spin-off series
Planet Sheen energy
Chat needs to let this man have fun
Them looking for the boss in the magma wyrm area and the fire giant falling out of the ceiling is the funniest part of this stream that shit was hilarious
5:20:00 It was INFURIATING to watch Jerma completely unaware that he had 25,000 souls sitting on the ground.
Not to worry. He had 25k when dying to Godrick, got 70k additional runes when Ster finished the boss and collected his 95k bloodstain at 5:18:20.
The real question is why was he fighting some random mobs while holding 3 levels worth of runes.
Alternative title: “Jerma puts you in his Vitamix, with a little bit of greek yogurt.”
"You hate my teeth? They're mine, you don't have to worry about it."
ster saying "i know almost everything vaguely" is very fitting considering jerma knows almost nothing impeccably well
[emotional] Halloween Special
the fucking blender tangent, i can't... he fears his blender so much he actually almost faints when it turns on
Please continue this absolute masterpiece of blending Elden Ring in a Vitamix together
jerma can't even casually wear crystals anymore because of the hate smdh
master of no-selling ster’s jokes lmao
1:45:30 damn that was like 2 avengers beating a villain
the I'm Here at 6:02:00 is too real, sparkle on jerma
Jerma is super right about those Vitamix blenders. I have one and havent gone past like 5 either because Im afraid of what would happen. 5 already shakes the entire counter so loud my neighbors have actually complained in the past from the sound.
4:50:00 People straight up not understanding mental health terms smh. Jerma is right, object permanence and all other mental attributes are analog. So having object permanence issues as an adult with ADHD means you can range from forgetting about an object entirely or just forgetting information relating to that object.
This ignorance is exactly why a lot of people don't understand how impactful being transgender, autistic, adhd, etc. can be to varying aspects of life. If someone has ADHD, they aren't just easily distracted, the have a common set of deficiencies that are related at different degrees of severity. Some people can have ADHD and have excellent object permanence, but absolutely no ability to control their immediate focus. Every mental disorder isn't just some specific attribute, it's a bundle of related issues. You can't just have ADHD in the same way you can have a knife in your hand, because it's not a thing, it's more like a category.
It's far more complex than I could ever explain in a comment like this.
Truly , this the trans-autisitc struggle exemplified with respect, hats off to you my good sir!
I understood ya! Albeit it's probably because I have ADD and understand exactly what you mean because of this. It's a shame that more people don't understand what having certain mental conditions actually means for the people who have them.
Agree, but how does the timestamp relate?
Was literally in the middle of putting lotion on my elbows when jerma started talking about his chairs and elbows holy shit
Name a better duo, ill wait.
Godskin duo
Me and your mom
Jerma + Time he's supposed to be serving for putting that dude in a meat grinder
@@bigman9341 good one
25:34
Ster teleports into Jerma's house and kills him for copying him
teeth : 1:09:40
you ever played mousetrap: 2:33:11
sopranos: 6:04:26
I love his chat makes jokes about "object permanence" then immeaditely the definition is explained they change their mind like they always knew the answerr
5:24:05 is soooo funny without context
6:03:12 he said this just as I covered my phone with blankets as I fixed my bed. I thought he was actually sentient for a second
im happy jerma was feeling up to filling both his holes at once on stream
2:32:30 - 2:48:40 the smoothie incident first start and final mention
Plap plap plap get pregnant
I appreciate that they have such firm opinions about things that mean nothing, life wouldn't be nearly as interesting without arguments over the little things
Love Jerma berating Ster for not knowing about the Crucible Knight + Misbegotten duel as if Jerma didn't also skip that fight in his first playthrough by doing Ranni's quest to get to Radahn
6:54:07 please tell me I’m not the only one hearing that occasional buzzing sound in the background. I fell asleep with this video playing and I started dreaming about getting attacked by a HUGE bumblebee because of it and it woke me up. And then it kept fucking buzzing when I was awake so I thought my headphones were busted
wasn't a bad stream but it really dropped off in enjoyment around the 1:40 mark. actually disappointed.
3:43:00 around the hard drug area
I MISS YOU MORE EVERY DAY JERMA
4:11:00 whoever was telling him this statistic is wrong. The average person is asleep for 26 years in their lifetime
6:04:06 Best noise
Jerma and ster dynamic has changed but its better now
they both have infomercial blenders
Sterma
they have such old man talks together and they dont even realize it. i was zoning out doing something else and jerma was talking about how good his vitamix can slice up anything he puts in it
what he said about the ayahuasca/lsd trips being monetized for entertainment and rehabilitation he was actually cooking that is actually gonna happen in a few years imo
I got a feeling, THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE GOOD NIGHT, THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Coffee cheetos chicken coffee cheetos chicken, cawffeee, cheeeedos, cheeckan!!!!!! I LOVE JERMA. zorn andy SCORNED SCORNED cawfee cheetos chicken!!!! doy doy DOY DOY DOY DOY OH ONION RING; I GOT A ONION RING!!!!!!!!!!!!! cawfee cheetos chicken IF I PUT YOU IN A MEAT GRINDER, and ALL THAT COMES OUT, is YOUR FINGER, YOU ARE PROBABLY DEAD!!!! i got a feeling, that tonights gonna be a shpeee shpeees shpeee HEY!, Jerma 958 here!
I liked the part where he said he liked the new ster
MAGMA WYRM MARINER
If anyone could explain how two people get different randomized items but the same randomized enemies in a seamless co-op, I would love you forever. I can't figure it out for the life of me
The enemies are singular entities so it would be impossible to be two separate entities in one without major problems. As for the "items" I think they are more like "containers" that hold the item/item id that you are to get, so there are no conflicts and they are separate for each player.
Jerma fucked up and randomised with different rules to ster, so they’re in sters world with sters enemies but jerma has different game rules and different item drops. Its why they’re desyncing so much
The enemies are server-side and the items are client-side and jerma’s randomizer settings were different than ster’s. ster is the host so his randomizer alone applies to entities instead of both of them spawning them simultaneously
I don't know this Ster guy, but his takes are fantastic. At least up to the point where he complained about stat requirements, literally one of the few things keeping Souls games rooted as an RPG instead of action arcade.
You need to watch Jerma and Ster's videos they did together from back in 2013 and 2014. They're absolutely hilarious. Peak Jerma imo.
@@SealShpeeDaSweggy objectively peak jerma, and not just that but peak RUclips
stahlight kid
2:00 22:38 1:43:50 5:11:03
what's your favorite onion?
ya idk why i expected jerma to understand object permanence
4:26:37 lmao all they had to do was go to the church and the hill goes down and leads to the place
6:41:41
20:17
22:36
I love Ster and hisMusk hate. Good man.
I don't know much about nioh 1 but nioh 2 is amazing. It feels like the best part of sekiro and Bloodborne in 1 game. The combat system is hard to get your head around at first but once you get it you GET IT. It's less accessible than from software games but I feel like it's more rewarding. Also I found the difficulty to be a lot more "honest" than elden ring if you get what I mean. Every time I died I felt like it was 100% my fault.
Nioh 2 is the absolute perfect game for people who play Dark Souls and Elden Ring but want more. It's the natural progression of souls games IMHO. For as good as the Fromsoft games are, aside from Sekiro the combat can feel extremely stale and not really challenging after you "git gud". The difficulty comes from the bosses and not the combat itself. Nioh makes the game all about the combat and "getting gud" at it means nothing because you still have to execute the gameplay.
It sounds dumb, but it's too cartoony and over the top for me and I can't get into it
Nioh kind of ruined Souls combat for me. It's much quicker and has more depth. I would say it's like a mix of Souls and Ninja Gaiden. Nioh 1 was great but it felt like a lot was missing going back through it a second time after 2. 2 added some really fun mechanics and is just an all around improvement.
in what other games can u izuna drop oda nobunaga. nioh is so fking good dude
Am I stupid? I hated the 15 minutes I tried of it. Should I try again?
In coop + randomizer do different players always get different items from drops etc. or did they both gen different item tables or smth?
Half a banana in a smoothie? Two whole bananas is where it's at
Jerma took so long to describe a third person perspective
I still don't understand why he insisted on showing chat the soles of his feet live on stream.
I love when Jerma just did a fuckin Lucretia laugh then pretended it wasn’t deranged
i would genuinely love to see jerma and ster try nioh 2. i get what he's saying about the stances, but once you get it down, it's really satisfying and it gets to a point where you can just rely on muscle memory
he just KEEPS doing the straight downward chop against astel and missing, it goes STRAIGHT DOWN with ZERO RANGE you have a slash move man…
2:40:13 - 2:41:53
10:48 and 4:18:25 are hilarious, ster just getting cut off
I'm all about Banana and PB in smoothies but always add other fruits as well, started doing it when i was going to the gym more and now i can't stop and i'm okay with that.
My goto is usually Strawberries, Blueberries, a Banana, a tablespoon of PB then go with half water and half fruit juice like OJ and it's always excellent but also great to try different combos and see what works best
Jerma has reverse funny valentine mentality lmao
I just finished reading sbr and i have no idea what this comment means
now PLEASE DO genuine terraria or minecraft
05:05:58 Fall joke.
3:45:00 this stream turned into a joe organ podcast