21:56 "there were video games back then, right?" always kills me because I swear every time I see the clip I'm also in the middle of asking myself "actually that's a good question, when was this made?" when he drops "YOU'RE PLAYING ONE"
What about Ian Federgreen loudly and confidently yelling "PENIIIIIS!" in response to "We asked 100 single men: oh no! You just found out your hot date has a what?"
"How much does a football player weigh?" is possibly the most incomprehensible survey question of all time. could you imagine having a round of the actual show with a question like that?
@@the_arma interestingly your reply is also a good candidate for worst game show question, it'd either confuse the contestant or enrage them further
I feel like Jerma would have such a field day watching those videos of SNES Family Feud TAS "playaround" where they fully abuse the way that game parses answers. It works by just reading every letter in the answer, and if any of the letters in your answer match an answer on the board in order, it counts. Ex. "What do you say when someone sneezes?" and you can answer "cobbles as a young rascal" because it contains the letters in order for "bless you"
34:50 what’s crazy is that this exact sequence of guesses actually happened on a real family feud episode. this lady would just not stop saying variants of mommy as her answer even though it was already on the board. there’s like a 10 minute long uncut version on youtube for peak absurdity
Is this related to the Nanny? Nana? ...Nani? clip? I think he was making fun of how they kept guessing variations of the same word, some of which weren't even words just weird pronunciations.
The family feud streams are the best because jerma seems to think the goal of the game is to get the smartest/most obscure answers, which is actually how you lose the game
4:07 this is definitely a glitch caused by storing the user input as text and not an actual number. So when you ask the computer ‘Are these the same thing?’ It says ‘nope! One of those is the number 200 and the other is the characters 2, 0, and 0 in a list!’ (This is assuming that they stored the answers for the question as numbers and not text which is a very common mistake)
was watching this on a call with a friend and after 8:24 he pointed out that with how fast the minutes go by in the rest of the gameplay, the family jerma played as would have likely taken hours to choose their name in real time. i lost my shit imagining that because it's just "f"
1:17 my favorite fact about merthiolate being used as an antiseptic is that it contained mercury. i very much believe in the leaded gas making everyone insane theory
“Going to sleep in a bed is not romantic. It’s a basic human function that we all do when we get into bed.” I love how genuinely irritated he sounds having to explain that.
@@BARATONE it’s so real tho, especially somehow because it’s a “man” thing and the whole rest of the responses honestly were also bodily functions considered rude, but definitely somehow villainizing someone for sleeping is the absolute worst of them.
@LordOfDegeneracy its not villainizing anyone wtf lol Its saying it's not romantic, and it isn't. Just because it's a basic human function doesn't make it romantic. Take for instance dinner. If you take your SO to dinner at a nice restaurant, or cook them a nice meal and set some ambiance it can be romantic. If you serve cereal and eat it with your hands that is NOT romantic. Bringing flowers to someone can be romantic. Bringing someone flowers at 3 in the morning is NOT romantic. Like going to sleep isn't a villain activity, but it's not romantic lol
The fact that the toddler ring is counted as jewelry makes me wonder if any answer with "ring" would be correct. Boxing ring? Lord of the Rings? Ringo Starr?
what is it about family feud that makes jerma particularly unhinged? between "fish are not animals" and jerma saying he'd smash the train set his mom might have got him is just freak behavior (affectionate)
26:10 the "new england duck boats" gets me everytime, because i lived in seattle my whole life and we also have the duck boats, it is a pretty cute tourist thing
@@mikotoh returning to this because i got a notification for likes... i've done my one google search. It turns out "The first "duck tour" company was started in 106 by Mel Flath and Bob Unger in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin." You are the family feud winner in this geographic battle!
25:03 I love this whole segment. Jerma is a living Bostonian stereotype, thinking that New England is Boston and Boston alone. He even genuinely said the Vermont isn't part of NE lmao.
he's probably thinking about 'new england' not as the region but as the synonym for massachusetts, a ton of ppl here call the state new england. what's funny is the patriots are called the new england patriots for this reason, too!
after you have weed, the smell can come out in your sweat (like garlic!) so if you get sweaty feet and have smoked recently... weed feet. jerma seems to take medical weed for pain so... 🤷
If you fellas think the "Fish aren't animals" quote Jerma said was bad enough. Just wait when he played Watchdogs and said the earth was only 10 000 years old and Geology is just magic. *He truly is insane 😔*
I constantly think about how jerma believes fish aren't animals. what do you mean they're aquatic crustaceans?? does he know something about carcinization that we don't?? is he working with the crabs??? what secrets does he keep I need to know
Yeah, I like Jerma and everything, but there was this one time he flew over my back yard in a hot air balloon with a vintage boombox blasting some sort of screaming and farting compilation, and he was screaming "a-hey, LOOK AT ME!" and doing all sorts of ridiculous noises and little movements. Of course I recognized him immediately-who else acts like that?-so I just called out: "Hi Jerma! I like your streams!" I expected like a: "That's cool, I'm glad you like my stuff," or whatever. But he just looked down at me and went on some unrelated tangent saying, "Oh, no, this is MY hot air balloon! This is my hot air balloon that I OWN! There's no dead hot air balloon operator in this basket up here, that's crazy! Now, why would I kill my hot air balloon operator mid-air, who I've already paid, and commandeer his hot air balloon? That'd be ridiculous! I mean, I didn't already pay him, he's not real! I didn't pay anybody! I'm not-shit!" And he just flew off. Wierded me the hell out
1:21 the funny thing is that all 3 of those answers are a type of oitment, and technically 'iodine' and 'peroxide' are the same thing when talking about wound-care lmao
Two car accidents is one of the best Jerma clips, its just so unhinged
say thank you superdazza
Two Car Accidents
Good answer!
RT a real one for being here so early 😂
I wonder if you also watch Dumptruck.
As a biologist, the sentence "Fish aren't animals they’re aquatic crustaceans" gives me an ulcer.
It’s ok jerma isn’t real
@@AuroraIceFlame that’s just what he wants you to think so he can get you when you least expect it
Not being real is sadly not something that can stop this entity's machinations.. we will never be truly safe, and never were.
he'll figure it out someday
@@AuroraIceFlamejust like fish
21:56 "there were video games back then, right?" always kills me because I swear every time I see the clip I'm also in the middle of asking myself "actually that's a good question, when was this made?" when he drops "YOU'RE PLAYING ONE"
same 😭
the NEKKID GRAMMAW clip constantly being restarted always makes me cry laughing, what the hell is wrong with my brain
AA EE OO always has me cackling, I too think what the hell is wrong with my brain
NECK-
It's AMAZING. I almost collapsed the first time I saw him do it.
What about Ian Federgreen loudly and confidently yelling "PENIIIIIS!" in response to "We asked 100 single men: oh no! You just found out your hot date has a what?"
@@zavtparticlesROB-
"How much does a football player weigh?" is possibly the most incomprehensible survey question of all time. could you imagine having a round of the actual show with a question like that?
I was FURIOUS at that question seeing that clip for the first time yesterday, now I can't stop laughing at the sheer absurdity of it
"how much does a house cost"
"What is my favorite colour?"
@@sweetpepino1907 have you calmed down now
@@the_arma interestingly your reply is also a good candidate for worst game show question, it'd either confuse the contestant or enrage them further
6:26 the way he says "hamster balls" makes it sound like he was thinking of something else
Omg that got such a giggle out of me.. human hamster balls 😂
Lol, i just realized what it was supposed to mean 😂😂😂
for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He says it so similarly to the way that Nicki Minaj goes “big boobs??” And I think that’s really funny
It took me reaching the end of the video + reading this in the comment section to realize my line of thinking was the same as jerma's
and we all say "thank you superdazza", and in recoil superdazza sprays the denizens of jermaland with bear mace
no he sprays us with fabreeze like that one clip
@@cannon9009Freddy Febreze bear mace.
@@KirbyMario12345_939 reeeeeeEEEA
the "what is the best season?" immediately into showing 5 possible answers is like a 1-2 punch of humor oh my god 😭😭😭
“What is the best season” is a contender for single worst family feud question
I haven't finished the video yet, are "fall" and "autumn" separate entries?
@@augustdeer no it's not that, it is infinitely stupider. also, jerma asked the same thing
@@idlegameplayer3756 2 people. Why did 2 people say that?
2 Car accidents is the only proof that we live in a simulation, that was targeted to jerma specifically
I feel like Jerma would have such a field day watching those videos of SNES Family Feud TAS "playaround" where they fully abuse the way that game parses answers.
It works by just reading every letter in the answer, and if any of the letters in your answer match an answer on the board in order, it counts.
Ex. "What do you say when someone sneezes?" and you can answer "cobbles as a young rascal" because it contains the letters in order for "bless you"
"Name an occupation that begins with the letter 'B'."
"BEAVER AND DUCK EXPERT"
"BANKER" - 11
34:50 what’s crazy is that this exact sequence of guesses actually happened on a real family feud episode. this lady would just not stop saying variants of mommy as her answer even though it was already on the board. there’s like a 10 minute long uncut version on youtube for peak absurdity
Is this related to the Nanny? Nana? ...Nani? clip? I think he was making fun of how they kept guessing variations of the same word, some of which weren't even words just weird pronunciations.
HUH
ive seen that clip and it actually hurts to watch
@@zaboomafool1911 That's the clip
The family feud streams are the best because jerma seems to think the goal of the game is to get the smartest/most obscure answers, which is actually how you lose the game
That's the premise of a British game show called Pointless, so maybe Jerma is secretly British
i think he just wants his chat to think hes smart
he can't comprehend wanting to be normal
To be fair, a lot of these answers are outdated or absolute insanity
something about the way this comment is worded made me lose it
Jerma playing family fued but it's chat making him progressively guess zerking off more frequently
It always ends me, with how much confidence he affirmed "Fish aren't animals"
Jerma has always been my favorite off-the-wall and sober streamer
The fucking dinky ass banjo music is gonna be the death of me help
i cant take it remotely serious
It’s like a cursed version of the Earthbound shop theme
4:07 this is definitely a glitch caused by storing the user input as text and not an actual number. So when you ask the computer ‘Are these the same thing?’ It says ‘nope! One of those is the number 200 and the other is the characters 2, 0, and 0 in a list!’ (This is assuming that they stored the answers for the question as numbers and not text which is a very common mistake)
The computer is honestly? Unironically adorable for that.
thank you computer whisperer
you have enriched my mind
dude I keep seeing you on every single jerma vod/long edit
@@MrFireWolfI’m in your nightmares too if you look close enough :3
was watching this on a call with a friend and after 8:24 he pointed out that with how fast the minutes go by in the rest of the gameplay, the family jerma played as would have likely taken hours to choose their name in real time. i lost my shit imagining that because it's just "f"
1:17 my favorite fact about merthiolate being used as an antiseptic is that it contained mercury.
i very much believe in the leaded gas making everyone insane theory
“Going to sleep in a bed is not romantic. It’s a basic human function that we all do when we get into bed.”
I love how genuinely irritated he sounds having to explain that.
@@BARATONE it’s so real tho, especially somehow because it’s a “man” thing and the whole rest of the responses honestly were also bodily functions considered rude, but definitely somehow villainizing someone for sleeping is the absolute worst of them.
It said… “in bed” I think it was slang for during sex. I’m not 100% sure though
@LordOfDegeneracy its not villainizing anyone wtf lol
Its saying it's not romantic, and it isn't. Just because it's a basic human function doesn't make it romantic.
Take for instance dinner. If you take your SO to dinner at a nice restaurant, or cook them a nice meal and set some ambiance it can be romantic. If you serve cereal and eat it with your hands that is NOT romantic.
Bringing flowers to someone can be romantic. Bringing someone flowers at 3 in the morning is NOT romantic.
Like going to sleep isn't a villain activity, but it's not romantic lol
@@LordOfDegeneracy For someone with a name like this it seems you're missing the fact that "in bed" usually means "during sex"
@@LordOfDegeneracy
"Villainizing"
"200 was incorrect, 300 was incorrect... 200"
Three seconds later
"Top answer: 200"
I can't believe I've never seen the two car accidents answer clip in any of the Jerma laughs at car accidents montages.
tomato in itself was so fucking funny, but then they go on and say "general electric." so fucking funny
@@psychoaurora2673 i s2g, all of the nonsense answers from that version _sort of_ make sense... except for tomato
I get extreme anxiety when i think about having to use a controller to spell an answer under a time limit
"fish aren't animals" jerma... 💀
meanwhile coral:
@@hydrofrog6496 meanwhile the video game he was playing predates finding Nemo by almost 10 years
imagine if jerma knew coral existed, hed explode (into some rant similar to geodes)
You mean aquatic crustaceans ?
that's what my grandma would tell me when I was vegan and she kept on pushing me to eat fish lmao
Jerma thinking Boston = all of New England is such a Boston era Jerma thing to do.
Dude for real, "That's Vermont, not New England" hurt me in my soul
The fact that the toddler ring is counted as jewelry makes me wonder if any answer with "ring" would be correct.
Boxing ring? Lord of the Rings? Ringo Starr?
Off topic, but I love ur profile picture!
@@gakulon thanks, made it myself :)
A sacrificial offering?
what is it about family feud that makes jerma particularly unhinged? between "fish are not animals" and jerma saying he'd smash the train set his mom might have got him is just freak behavior (affectionate)
15:50 I was born in 2005 and I was obsessed with trains as a toddler. Thomas the based engine
25:04 Jerma learns that New England has more places than just Boston
i was screaming at that clip lol
NEKKID GRAYNDMAH
nekkid HUHH???
i wouldn't want to see that either
I love the format of this video, i thought a new compiler had come on the scene. Please do 800 more like this
Off topic, but you have a very nice profile picture!
off the wall and sober
8:22 this is what it looks like when an ai tries to learn how to play a video game
Two Car Accidents
26:10 the "new england duck boats" gets me everytime, because i lived in seattle my whole life and we also have the duck boats, it is a pretty cute tourist thing
@@noaag i thought it was a wisconsin dells thing! but maybe those are different duck boats than what yall are talking about? 🤔
@@mikotoh It's a little amphibious tour bus that looks like a duck
@@noaag well thats what the dells ducks are, but they dont _look_ like ducks. google 'wisconsin dells ducks' and youll see what i mean
@@mikotoh returning to this because i got a notification for likes... i've done my one google search. It turns out "The first "duck tour" company was started in 106 by Mel Flath and Bob Unger in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin." You are the family feud winner in this geographic battle!
The family feud speedrun literally looks like a creepypasta where a kid is trapped in the game and is screaming for help
25:03 I love this whole segment. Jerma is a living Bostonian stereotype, thinking that New England is Boston and Boston alone. He even genuinely said the Vermont isn't part of NE lmao.
he's probably thinking about 'new england' not as the region but as the synonym for massachusetts, a ton of ppl here call the state new england. what's funny is the patriots are called the new england patriots for this reason, too!
"thank you superdazza" the whole class says in unison
this whole in unison thing has really taken over the entirety of youtube lmao
off topic but i love your profile pic!
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW HE GOT "WEED" FOR "MY FEETS SMELLS LIKE", LIKE, IMMEDIATELY???
after you have weed, the smell can come out in your sweat (like garlic!) so if you get sweaty feet and have smoked recently... weed feet. jerma seems to take medical weed for pain so... 🤷
@@iambazilisk Oh my god, thank you so much for the explanation!! Didn't think there would actually be a legit answer to this lol
Jerma's family feud was one of my favorite streams lol, so this is a nice comp.
you should do a comp of everytime jerma says "look at this image" and pulls up the incorrect image, I personally love the hamburger helper incadent
Nothing makes me laugh harder than some of the answers that the computer gives in family feud 😂
9:49 WHAT A JEX MOMENT
3:46 really dont know what he was expecting to see when he answered that question with “red light” 😭
I believe the answer he was looking for was "traffic light" lmao
25:37 I love Kim backing him up here
MA
MOMMIES
MOMMIES
MOM
MA
MOMMIES
My daily browser history fr
The speed-run bit kills me because I’ve seen GDQ that look exactly like that.
33:19 Jeremy, it's because you were the clown
I have iodine from 1985 in my cupboard that I won't ever throw away if it's up to me.
If you fellas think the "Fish aren't animals" quote Jerma said was bad enough.
Just wait when he played Watchdogs and said the earth was only 10 000 years old and Geology is just magic.
*He truly is insane 😔*
You just hate you see how enlightened he is 🙄
"Insane" is just jermanite speak for "Stupid and almost offensively ignorant"
Creationist Andy
15:13 the juxtaposition between those answers and the chill Metroid Prime music is beautiful.
This is some good nutritious Jermacontent™ (ethically sourced from local superdazzas)
30:26 The fact that he knows this means that he has actually thought about buying himself a monkey.
Imagine if we had Hawaiian arc because of this
the frame at 10:34 is quite interesting in a parasitic way
The Louis Anderson family feud game has the most depressing atmosphere of any game I've seen.
I have never seen anyone refer to him as Louis Anderson before and it feels just so odd
I cannot spell lmao
your thumbnails are reallllyyyyyy coool dude keep it up
Teething ring should've been towards the end. That shit fucking slayed me 😆
I haven't cried laughing in a while until I saw the speedrun section, thank you Jerma
I constantly think about how jerma believes fish aren't animals. what do you mean they're aquatic crustaceans?? does he know something about carcinization that we don't?? is he working with the crabs??? what secrets does he keep I need to know
who else is jermanating rn
NAME SOMETHING LITTLE
GIRLS PRETEND TO BE
MOMMIES
MOMMIES
THEY HURT MY MOMMIES
35:57 he's literally obsessed with crashing cars
if, god forbid, we hear one day that a car accident took him from us, at least we will know died laughing hysterically
To be fair, he's not the one who typed it in. That was the computer
I'm gobsmacked by the royal family one. It's so rare that Jerma is right, but he absolutely was this time lol
“Fish aren’t animals, they’re, like, aquatic crustaceans.” There’s so much wrong with that assertion lmao.
8:27 this killed me
The football player's weight thing was so fucking bizarre, they're all just some variation of the low to mid 200s
6:35 "Nobody puts olives in potato salad?! Eh EH EH DISGUSTING!"
Fish arent animals, they are aquatic crustaceans. 💯
the clip where the ai is just repeatedly typing mommies had me crying
HAMSTER BALLS?!
the pet store I used to go to for bird food actually DID have monkeys but they weren't pets for sale they just lived there
ADDING THIS TO MY JERMA FF PLAYLIST THANK YOU SUPERDAZZA
the hivemind clips have me in tears, he sound so defeated
i so needed this
2:54 my brother overheard this part and asked me “is that really your streamer??” 😞😭
can't believe chat was zerking it. and by it well let's just say their peanits
MOMMIES
15:55 - he is NOT kidding, he is telling the truth. I'm so glad he's getting the help he needs now.
holy shit two car accidents is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while
People seem to forget that Family Feud is not about what's the right answer, but about what most people would answer to a question
Yeah, I like Jerma and everything, but there was this one time he flew over my back yard in a hot air balloon with a vintage boombox blasting some sort of screaming and farting compilation, and he was screaming "a-hey, LOOK AT ME!" and doing all sorts of ridiculous noises and little movements. Of course I recognized him immediately-who else acts like that?-so I just called out: "Hi Jerma! I like your streams!"
I expected like a: "That's cool, I'm glad you like my stuff," or whatever. But he just looked down at me and went on some unrelated tangent saying, "Oh, no, this is MY hot air balloon! This is my hot air balloon that I OWN! There's no dead hot air balloon operator in this basket up here, that's crazy! Now, why would I kill my hot air balloon operator mid-air, who I've already paid, and commandeer his hot air balloon? That'd be ridiculous! I mean, I didn't already pay him, he's not real! I didn't pay anybody! I'm not-shit!"
And he just flew off. Wierded me the hell out
"Yeah yuh fuckin a car. It doesnt make sense but i still guessed correctly."
Seeing DOS Family Feud unlocked forgotten childhood memories lol.
1:21
the funny thing is that all 3 of those answers are a type of oitment, and technically 'iodine' and 'peroxide' are the same thing when talking about wound-care lmao
"Did they have video games back then? Of course they did. I'm playing one."
"I'll go with Apps."
That one cutscene from the Arzette: The Jewel Of Faramore YTP mod was like 34:49
the teeth at night bit feels exactly like the family feud always sunny episode like thats 100% a charlie kelly answer lmaooo
3:17 new favourite jerma clip
SuperDazza? more like SuperBazza hahahaa
This is like one of the first Jerma videos Ive ever seen and Im losing my shit😂
The best Jerma Assisted Speedrun on the internet
Teething ring kills me everytime
0:47 Titane (2021)
i love how when jerma breaks the game it looks like an anomaly game vhs
8:58
Name something people do right after they eat ...
"Sh** and lay down"
we have been blessed
waited for teething ring
literally almost started cry laughing at work because of tomato and general electric holy shit
Absolutely lost it at the speedrun