I know for a fact that 90% of the Hellraiser films would have ended if the average person got it. They'd try to solve it and fail and then just put it on one of those Rubix Cube stands
Dude, you are friggin adorable. I want to meet your wife!! She sounds like such a chill, funny lady! I hope you and she are staying sane and safe during all this nuttiness.
Saw 5 minutes of this at 11 yrs old "accidentally". Traumatized by the flesh for 20 years. This review is a safe and charismatic way to watch the whole movie.
I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline when I was 11. Rented it from my local library; they apparently gave zero cares about a child renting an R-Rated movie. XD It messed me up so bad when I first saw it... I swore Pinhead and the Cenobites were hiding out under my bed for like a year after seeing the movie. XD
¿and what about burnedhead,,hockeyhead,,palehead,,,?the lead-cenobite in this movie is not any horror idol and like the other cenobites are secondary characters the bady and the monster is frank cotton,,horror idol its about all the bastard secuels that i ignore....
Oh wow. I’ve watched them all too.... it definitely goes a certain direction! Lol too bad it’s CRAP In my eyes that fact u made it thru and lived to talk about it u r a hero in my mind 🙃
The HillBilly Barker actually never even liked the name Pinhead, the makeup crew came up with it and it was never in the original script. Barker thought it was an “unsuitable” name for the character. He’s officially simply named “lead Cenobite” or “Priest”
Oh new bee you’re so gosh darn funny. You make me laugh non stop during these vids. I’m so happy I found your channel. I’ve had hours of entertainment because of you man. Thank you for putting in so much work just to make us laugh. Much appreciated
I must have been a teenager when I first saw this and I'm in my mid 40s now and still get an icky feeling when I'm reminded of it! Very effective horror
My favorite movie and my favorite movie reviewer all in one! I have the lament configuration tattooed (poorly) on my hand. I chose it as at one point in my life, I could identify so strongly with that blurred line between pleasure and pain that dwells at the door of torment and relief. Beyond the horror the driving forces of excess, addiction and love makes hellhound heart one of my absolute favorite books of all time. Also, Frank Cotton pre- Hooks can definitely get it. 🥰
"Kick it into a sewer." You sure about that NewBee? I remember this Papier-mâché boat went down into a sewer and a clown decided it was time to wake up and terrorize a town. I can't imagine what a clown would do with a puzzle box that contains eternal carnal pleasure.
I never watched this as I thought it would be too icky , scarey for me . Your take on things made me giggle and realize that I really didn't miss much ... Your humor is STELLAR !
I love your videos! I rarely catch the deeper meaning behind a movie, but your commentary shows me another layer of the movies and makes me appreciate them even more. How it is you don't have at least a million subscribers already?! Keep up the great work.
It's interesting seeing the differences between the book and the movie, some of which seem kinda arbitrary. "Larry" was originally "Rory", a stolid dependable sort and perfectly nice, but Julia had decided he was boring. Kirsty was originally a work friend of Rory's who was hopelessly in love with him but too timid to do anything about it. And Pinhead was... well, see for yourself: "Do you understand?" the figure beside the first speaker demanded. Its voice, unlike that of its companion, was light and breathy-the voice of an excited girl. Every inch of its head had been tattooed with an intricate grid, and at every intersection of horizontal and vertical axes a jeweled pin driven through to the bone. Its tongue was similarly decorated.
Hellraiser officially turns 35! Still one of my favorite horror movies by Clive Barker, his directorial debut No idea it was based on a novella An eerie memorable score by Christopher Young, Doug Bradley does wonders playing the villainous Pinhead, and I love Ashley Laurence as Kirsty Expert makeup and gore effects too along the lines of David Cronenberg Explores the horrific boundaries between pleasure and pain Clumsily plotting aside it plays almost like a fever dream thanks to the editing It's also analyzes our collective fascination with and need for the pleasure of sex being tethered to either harrowing pain or new bodily discoveries one would think up while on an acid trip The film still has divided critics over time but it's the only good installment next to Hellraiser II All the other sequels have failed to match it I'm so glad I discovered the movie thanks to that Boogeyman compilation VHS Thankful another film is on its way to Hulu, I'm hoping it's good especially since Pinhead will be female this time
"He should have been named nailhead, cause these are nails" Tbh, I used to think his name was nailhead after I accidentally caught a glimpse of him, cause i woke up from a nightmare and to my dad for help. With that tactic, i often saw things no child should
Until this video came out followed by the Dead By Daylight Hellraiser dlc, I spend my childhood into my mid-twenties with only the knowledge of there being a “nail-faced dude.” I had no idea about any of the plot. I thought “spike-head” was the only main villain, occasionally raising hell, and I never would’ve guessed that puzzle boxes, body snatching, and carnal pleasure would be a part of it
So I'm rewatching this and I just now figured out something. I think the guy at the end buying the box is Dr. Lionel Ritchie! Now it could be that they couldn't find another actor for the last shot, but I think to think it's the psych ward doctor.
Fun fact: Some of the actors, including Frank Cotton's actor had their lines redubbed because they had strong English accents. That's why some of their lip syncing looks really off. Also the Engineer at the end of the movie was put together after a drunken weekend because Barker had run out of money for the movie.
I know where pinhead is from and the movie's title etc but I've never watched it personally, so it's nice to see someone review the movie with the same tastes in jokes as me! Love your reviews! ❤
I love watching tom bc his movie reviews kill me with his clever jokes. If I watch too fast I may miss them 👀 just wanna say pls keep making reviews. Would love to see a review on uncut gems they have lots of dark humor
Demons to some Angels to others . That line describes the cenobites perfectly . Do they torture people yes do they enjoy their jobs . Yes but what's wrong with enjoying your work. You forget to mention that they have rules . Like they can only take people with unclean or tainted souls . But they can't harm or take innocent or pure souls . So they basically serve a purpose . They remove an tutor bad peaple only. Clive Barker's Boom comic series goes into this more . Along with the other Hellraiser comics . Case in point in one comic a child solved the puzzle box . The Hell Priest an his cenobites come he told them . Something like even if I wanted to take you I can't . Because you are pure an there are rules but then her abusive uncle . Heard her so he started to come . She bagged The Hell Priest to help her an not to let her uncle. Hit her again then The Hell Priest says something like . So you want he to stop your torture interesting. Then the uncle comes in sees the cenobites an . Says who are you the girl goes they are my Angels. Then her uncle never hit her again . End of story so they don't just take every one . There has to be some darkness in their soul . Or they are off limits to the cenobites .
Okay, am I the only one who thinks the name Clive Barker is GREAT for TV and film? Just something about it. Reminds me of a comic book character or something. I can't help but say it in a dramatic voice
Speaking from my own personal _exasperated_ experience of being, seemingly, _totally_ incapable of successfully completing every single side of the fiendishly uncrackable [for _me_ at least!] intensely aggravating Rubik’s cube, I feel pretty confident in declaring that I’m most probably immune to the charms of the Hellraiser puzzle box 📦 (fingers very much crossed!), thanks to my obviously _profound_ mental & dextrous shortcomings! [YAY?!!]... _Although,_ my monumental hubris concerning my foolish proclamation boasting that I am safe from a truly hellish & horrifically tortuous encounter with Pinhead [sorry!] *_"NAILhead,"_* will - regrettably - no doubt come back to bite me... *_literally!😬_*
Hi new subscriber here! I found your channel when I got intrigued by human centipede and Im so fortunate about it because your voice is so soothing to hear that even a horrifying movie doesn't bother anymore haha. Keep up with your amazing videos..
Love your content, always cheers me up and your humour is great. Your cat is gorgeous also, more of him/her. Real talk though, thanks for the effort you put into your videos, you’re incredibly underrated.
I finally read the book "the hell bound heart". Well I mean I listened to it on audible. Lol and I have to say. The book is just so much better. I really loved the visuals Clive Barker was able to illustrate with his words. I never knew the lead cenobite was originally female. This was definitely a difficult thing to put to film.
God, I love Andy Robinson. Such an amazing actor that can really show off the many layers and facets of a well-written character. Garak from Deep Space Nine, anyone?
I know for a fact that 90% of the Hellraiser films would have ended if the average person got it. They'd try to solve it and fail and then just put it on one of those Rubix Cube stands
Pah, quitters..
You can get Rubik's Cubes that are modeled after the Lament Configuration.
Honey, get the glue! I've solved it. And maybe a little glue for me too.
Please explain. I have only watched the first hellraiser movie and I would like to understand it more .
@@ISeenmyDreams watch them. Up until 4 they are worth it imo.
"She must have been one hot corpse".
You know, quips like that are the sort of thing that'll make us recommend you necrophilia-themed horror movies.
need a Nekromantik review, NOW!!!!
You're welcome to recommend to us here lol
@@KardboardKenny pretty sure spookyrice has one his channel is dope
Guys, i'm starting to think we shouldn't open the box.
Nah, it'll probably be fine
"What's in the boooox?!"
I would open the box.
Which is why we vicariously watch from afar
@@lvl99sauce10 nruh! xD
Whats in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!!!
Frosted flakes
Kendall Stevens 😋
Oh, ....he didn’t know!
exactly what was going through my head too haha
Dude, you are friggin adorable. I want to meet your wife!! She sounds like such a chill, funny lady! I hope you and she are staying sane and safe during all this nuttiness.
Stupid but honestly, this movie is why I'm scared of getting a piercing
😂
You'll be fine, I've had plenty and fortunately the technique is rather different!!
Not stupid.....completely reasonable lol
I feel you, I was gonna pierce my dick tip but this movie stopped me 🍗
@@One-Hundred oh God
Saw 5 minutes of this at 11 yrs old "accidentally". Traumatized by the flesh for 20 years. This review is a safe and charismatic way to watch the whole movie.
I watched Hellraiser: Bloodline when I was 11. Rented it from my local library; they apparently gave zero cares about a child renting an R-Rated movie. XD It messed me up so bad when I first saw it... I swore Pinhead and the Cenobites were hiding out under my bed for like a year after seeing the movie. XD
saw the second movie when i vas 11. Loved it,vas facinated by the dark tone,labyrinth,music. Now i mostly like krisy :)
"Really, he should be called Nailhead. Those are nails!" What I've been thinking for years!!! :D
In the making of vid, I think they said they tried pins but they didn't work because they were to thin to show up on film.
@@31webseries Yep.
Coming this July "Pinraiser" only on DVD
¿and what about burnedhead,,hockeyhead,,palehead,,,?the lead-cenobite in this movie is not any horror idol and like the other cenobites are secondary characters the bady and the monster is frank cotton,,horror idol its about all the bastard secuels that i ignore....
I marathoned all the Hellraiser movies over the course of a day or two a couple Summers ago. It was definitely a choice. Haha
I bet it was hell.sorry that joke was so bad I’m going to hell
I did exactly the same a few months back lol
Oh wow. I’ve watched them all too.... it definitely goes a certain direction! Lol too bad it’s CRAP
In my eyes that fact u made it thru and lived to talk about it u r a hero in my mind 🙃
The first two were great but damn were the rest a clusterfuck.
I did that a while back too it was fun, I also did that with Jurassic park right after.
“Covered in white goo... that’s so Frank” 😂 It so is! Hehe
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOX???
Oh, sorry, wrong movie.
😂📦😵
LOL! I laughed so loud and scared my dog off the bed!
"the rippin and the tearin, the rippin and the tearin" never forget
"Oh hi big Ed, better run before he proposes" 🤣🤣🤣 lmfao.
That's how you make a good video into a classic.
Just when I learned how to solve a Rubix cube, you tell me not to mess with puzzle boxes
I saw this movie and the part where the “thing” gets hanged with hooks terrified me
"He came, they saw, they ripped his ass." OMG! That had me rolling. Don't know why. Just did. Needed a good laugh today.
One of the proposed titles for this movie was “what woman would do for a good f*ck” and I kinda wish they had gone with that
I don’t know how you don’t have more subscribers this channel is extremely professional and entertaining ❤️
You made my day with the "Pivot, Pivot!" Impeccable commentary as usual! :)
Four minutes in and I've heard a lot of dirty jokes,. Hehe 'in'
Hehe "dirty"
Nare M rookie
Hehe jokes
I love this movie 💀
"You solved the box, we came, now you must come with us ! "
*edit-excellent review and score NewBee !
Fun fact: in the book, hell raiser was actually female,
You mean pinhead
The HillBilly Barker actually never even liked the name Pinhead, the makeup crew came up with it and it was never in the original script. Barker thought it was an “unsuitable” name for the character. He’s officially simply named “lead Cenobite” or “Priest”
you mean the hell-priest. And the word you're looking for is androgynous. READ THE BOOK IF YOU'RE GONNA REFERENCE IT!
@@jameshickman1641 Just what I was going to comment.
Thank you 💀
The fact you call it Hell Raiser is just, oh, that hurts me on a spiritual level
Oh new bee you’re so gosh darn funny. You make me laugh non stop during these vids. I’m so happy I found your channel. I’ve had hours of entertainment because of you man. Thank you for putting in so much work just to make us laugh. Much appreciated
I must have been a teenager when I first saw this and I'm in my mid 40s now and still get an icky feeling when I'm reminded of it! Very effective horror
My favorite movie and my favorite movie reviewer all in one!
I have the lament configuration tattooed (poorly) on my hand. I chose it as at one point in my life, I could identify so strongly with that blurred line between pleasure and pain that dwells at the door of torment and relief. Beyond the horror the driving forces of excess, addiction and love makes hellhound heart one of my absolute favorite books of all time.
Also, Frank Cotton pre- Hooks can definitely get it. 🥰
Would love to see that tattoo.. Curiosity killed the cat
"Kick it into a sewer." You sure about that NewBee?
I remember this Papier-mâché boat went down into a sewer and a clown decided it was time to wake up and terrorize a town. I can't imagine what a clown would do with a puzzle box that contains eternal carnal pleasure.
I never watched this as I thought it would be too icky , scarey for me .
Your take on things made me giggle and realize that I really didn't miss much ...
Your humor is STELLAR !
Just got home from a 16 hour shift in the operating room with covid patients and that american tale joke was EXACTLY what I needed. 🤣🤣
At the joke with Ed I realised how underrated you are! Thanks for the laugh.
When I found you I was instantly hooked. You seem like such a funny, sweet, and amazing guy. Please dont stop the videos ever!!!
Not as hooked as Frank was...
2:57 that joke was nailed perfectly
"Jesus wept"
😳
Demonic entrapment! 🤣🤣
The Machete joke got me good, also the froyo.
I’d like to see a Hellraiser/Gremlins mash-up where Frank leaves with a mogwai, feeds it after midnight and opens a portal to the hell dimension
Tom, you are always worth staying up for! (4am in the UK)
Sending you love and thanks for top entertainment as always ❤️
Loved the Andrew Robinson "Hiding from Dirty Harry" comment. I always remembered that scene in that movie.
Best Sunday morning!!!
I wake up early and i made coffee because of your video.
Its 6:00 in Greece 😘😘
Good morning newbee🌞🌞
Panos : May 3 , 2020 , 8:50 pm , Phoenix , Arizona , USA .
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I love your videos! I rarely catch the deeper meaning behind a movie, but your commentary shows me another layer of the movies and makes me appreciate them even more. How it is you don't have at least a million subscribers already?! Keep up the great work.
Thank you! Ive been searching for a clear explanation of what the box and the realm are for a long time now. Keep making vids :)
"They're still blue and they hurt!"
"Ugh, I don't wanna hear it, dad"
lol
Imagine Brad Pitt's character from Seven trying not to open the box! Hope you and Queen Bee are well, thanks for some much needed chuckles
Trying to imagine Larry talking to Julia... Larry: "Look, can I be Frank?" .... Julia, "Oh yes please!"
It's interesting seeing the differences between the book and the movie, some of which seem kinda arbitrary. "Larry" was originally "Rory", a stolid dependable sort and perfectly nice, but Julia had decided he was boring. Kirsty was originally a work friend of Rory's who was hopelessly in love with him but too timid to do anything about it. And Pinhead was... well, see for yourself:
"Do you understand?" the figure beside the first speaker demanded. Its voice, unlike that of its companion, was light and breathy-the voice of an excited girl. Every inch of its head had been tattooed with an intricate grid, and at every intersection of horizontal and vertical axes a jeweled pin driven through to the bone. Its tongue was similarly decorated.
The only channel I've ever seen to anticipate the ads and I love it.
Hellraiser officially turns 35!
Still one of my favorite horror movies by Clive Barker, his directorial debut
No idea it was based on a novella
An eerie memorable score by Christopher Young, Doug Bradley does wonders playing the villainous Pinhead, and I love Ashley Laurence as Kirsty
Expert makeup and gore effects too along the lines of David Cronenberg
Explores the horrific boundaries between pleasure and pain
Clumsily plotting aside it plays almost like a fever dream thanks to the editing
It's also analyzes our collective fascination with and need for the pleasure of sex being tethered to either harrowing pain or new bodily discoveries one would think up while on an acid trip
The film still has divided critics over time but it's the only good installment next to Hellraiser II
All the other sequels have failed to match it
I'm so glad I discovered the movie thanks to that Boogeyman compilation VHS
Thankful another film is on its way to Hulu, I'm hoping it's good especially since Pinhead will be female this time
"He should have been named nailhead, cause these are nails"
Tbh, I used to think his name was nailhead after I accidentally caught a glimpse of him, cause i woke up from a nightmare and to my dad for help.
With that tactic, i often saw things no child should
YESSSSSSSSSSSS This was a great vid man! Friggin hilarious!
TOTALLY FANTASTIC JOKES !
So funny you said that 12:53 because at one point in the comics a guy has a stash of literally hundreds of boxes lol
The literal "Jesus" jumpscare at 11:04 had me rolling 😂
Until this video came out followed by the Dead By Daylight Hellraiser dlc, I spend my childhood into my mid-twenties with only the knowledge of there being a “nail-faced dude.” I had no idea about any of the plot. I thought “spike-head” was the only main villain, occasionally raising hell, and I never would’ve guessed that puzzle boxes, body snatching, and carnal pleasure would be a part of it
“You could peel the stickers off”
Wow is that a Billy & Mandy reference?
Ten to one... if this gets remade, the puzzle box becomes a Rubix cube.
Also, The cats are HILARIOUS!!!
Love the channel man! Ever considered reviewing "Frontier(s)"?
Every time I think I’ve seen your funniest video, you prove me wrong, omg 😂😂
I gotta say, your acting in the first minute of this video was on point. I was thoroughly entertained (:
So I'm rewatching this and I just now figured out something. I think the guy at the end buying the box is Dr. Lionel Ritchie! Now it could be that they couldn't find another actor for the last shot, but I think to think it's the psych ward doctor.
Fun fact: Some of the actors, including Frank Cotton's actor had their lines redubbed because they had strong English accents. That's why some of their lip syncing looks really off.
Also the Engineer at the end of the movie was put together after a drunken weekend because Barker had run out of money for the movie.
chilly willy looks like a young nemesis from resident evil 3
Dude I just saw you today for the first time, and you have my favorite humor (I know because I use it) and I'm so glad I found this channel.
I am a huge fan of this franchise. I lost it when you put Big Ed's head on the Engineer.
You: talking about the creepy and disturbing design of Pinhead
Me: knowing damn well there is Pinhead x reader fanfics out there
Me: ...
I couldn’t stop cracking up at your commentary.
I know where pinhead is from and the movie's title etc but I've never watched it personally, so it's nice to see someone review the movie with the same tastes in jokes as me! Love your reviews! ❤
"Then you get hooked."
Nailed it! Oops.
I just watch all of them in the last week here I grow up watching this in the 90s it was one of my favourite childhood movies
"I know you came in with that, but we're still billing you for it."
I subscribed a couple days ago and saw you uploaded. I love your content
Same
That 90 Day Fiancé reference cracked me up! 🤣
That Jesus jump scare made me spill my cup of tea all over my damn bedding
How do you not have more subscribers. I love your reviews!!
That brown rice bit had me dying 😂 fantastic form as always NewBee!!
I really enjoy watching your channel.! You remind me of one of my friends and it’s crazy lol
The intro was cracking me up 😂
These are the best reviews I’ve seen. I laughed the whole time.
That one curl of hair sticking out drove me nuts the entire video also. 😂 subscribed!
i never saw "Never enough" as frank wanting more. i always thought it was Frank complaining he was never enough or the women never get enough of him.
I Truly Adore this channel and comical reviews.
I love watching tom bc his movie reviews kill me with his clever jokes. If I watch too fast I may miss them 👀 just wanna say pls keep making reviews. Would love to see a review on uncut gems they have lots of dark humor
Demons to some Angels to others . That line describes the cenobites perfectly . Do they torture people yes do they enjoy their jobs . Yes but what's wrong with enjoying your work. You forget to mention that they have rules . Like they can only take people with unclean or tainted souls . But they can't harm or take innocent or pure souls . So they basically serve a purpose . They remove an tutor bad peaple only. Clive Barker's Boom comic series goes into this more . Along with the other Hellraiser comics . Case in point in one comic a child solved the puzzle box . The Hell Priest an his cenobites come he told them . Something like even if I wanted to take you I can't . Because you are pure an there are rules but then her abusive uncle . Heard her so he started to come . She bagged The Hell Priest to help her an not to let her uncle. Hit her again then The Hell Priest says something like . So you want he to stop your torture interesting. Then the uncle comes in sees the cenobites an . Says who are you the girl goes they are my Angels. Then her uncle never hit her again . End of story so they don't just take every one . There has to be some darkness in their soul . Or they are off limits to the cenobites .
I just discovered you today, and I genuinely feel like you deserve so many more subscribers!! Keep at it :)
Okay, am I the only one who thinks the name Clive Barker is GREAT for TV and film? Just something about it. Reminds me of a comic book character or something. I can't help but say it in a dramatic voice
Speaking from my own personal _exasperated_ experience of being, seemingly, _totally_ incapable of successfully completing every single side of the fiendishly uncrackable [for _me_ at least!] intensely aggravating Rubik’s cube, I feel pretty confident in declaring that I’m most probably immune to the charms of the Hellraiser puzzle box 📦 (fingers very much crossed!), thanks to my obviously _profound_ mental & dextrous shortcomings! [YAY?!!]... _Although,_ my monumental hubris concerning my foolish proclamation boasting that I am safe from a truly hellish & horrifically tortuous encounter with Pinhead [sorry!] *_"NAILhead,"_* will - regrettably - no doubt come back to bite me... *_literally!😬_*
I want to say you are A LOVELY MOVIE REVIEWER !!! Your content is MARVELOUS
I love your reviews! Please would you consider Eraserhead? This is a film I saw by accident as a child and it's always haunted me, in a bad-good way!
I watched this first thing in the morning and your opening routine was so hilarious I laughed out loud. Thanks. Great review, too.
Hi new subscriber here! I found your channel when I got intrigued by human centipede and Im so fortunate about it because your voice is so soothing to hear that even a horrifying movie doesn't bother anymore haha. Keep up with your amazing videos..
You are such a funny guy. I am very happy I discovered your reviews.
Finally I searched for this a week ago and was like I could have sworn he did hellraiser and now it's here yay!
I just had to put my cat down, your vids are really helping me as always. Love your channel NewBee
"Oh God, the cinnabons knows my name!!!"
Im ded.
Dr. Lionel Ritchie 🤣🤣 I’m at work cracking up at my desk. That won’t look strange at alllll 🤪
OH HELL YAHH. EXCITED FOR THIS REVIEW. Seen the movie a million times but your entertaining and love hearing your thoughts.
Im so freaked out and disgusted by maggots but the uncle ben joke really made me lol :')
7:29
"i am your time of the month!"
😂😂😂
Love your content, always cheers me up and your humour is great. Your cat is gorgeous also, more of him/her. Real talk though, thanks for the effort you put into your videos, you’re incredibly underrated.
One of your most hilarious reviews - and I needed that today.
I finally read the book "the hell bound heart". Well I mean I listened to it on audible. Lol and I have to say. The book is just so much better. I really loved the visuals Clive Barker was able to illustrate with his words. I never knew the lead cenobite was originally female.
This was definitely a difficult thing to put to film.
You are one of the best. Please keep up and never stop this.
Nice review on Hellraiser I hope you'll be able to do the other movies and I hope your doing well
"Aaawwww, I ate too much of uncle Ben's brown rice".😂😂😂
God, I love Andy Robinson. Such an amazing actor that can really show off the many layers and facets of a well-written character. Garak from Deep Space Nine, anyone?