@@imogenx9145 the innocent child is taken away from her delusional and sadistic father and spared from living in the slovakian system, the system that made the "candy gang" and probably the system that made Svetlana a prostitute that lures people to their death. How is this a bad ending again?
@@imogenx9145 man if someone kidnap u and ur friends to torture y all and both ur friends die would u think this rationaly. A lot of people would go crazy and use any means necessary to inflict pain to the kidnapper
My wife is Slovakian.This came out shortly after we got together. She and her friends were upset at this movie. They say it’s set in Slovakia but it’s clearly set in the Czech Republic! 😂
Did you know that the dude at 7:35 is actually Takashi Miike! He’s a very notorious Japanese horror director who’s made some absolute BANGERS, like Audition and the film adaptations of Ichi the Killer, Yakuza and Ace Attorney! He didn’t actually know any English, hence why his speaking role is limited, but Eli Roth was such a big fan of his work he really wanted him to feature in the movie. I believe Takashi Miike wasn’t credited, but it’s awesome to know he just pops up here haha
It probably wasn’t her worst choice at that point. Besides, she saved the other guy’s life - essentially repaying him for saving hers. So she died like a hero. And like an exploding bag of meat.
Honestly this movie just makes me uncomfortable. Like I love Slashers but there's something about this movie which just creeps me out. It feels perverted somehow.
Gitanjalee Chatterjee Eli Roth’s other movie cabin fever is another one I can’t watch cuz this movie and that movie makes me uncomfortable. But I’ve seen all 8 saw movies without being uncomfortable so it’s just weird lol
@@thewatcher4720 Same, the saw movies don't make uncomfortable because they are so over the top and extra. This movie just plays into my fears of bad things happening in foreign places and maybe thats why I get uncomfortable watching it. Because unlike Jigsaw's crazy traps, human trafficking is an actual thing and this movie just adds to that fear.
@@dlr_rosa254 I've heard that Roth got the idea after hearing about a group of people run a group like this. People pay to shot someone In the head. I forget what I seen that in but it was connected to Roth
I always forget “why is the toilet so full?” It hits just as hard every time 😂 And those types of locations are unsettling to me because they might collapse, I might get tetanus, and I WOULD get a staph infection
I remember when this film came out. It was pretty much sold on Tarantinos name and as the scariest film ever made. With that in mind is was pretty disappointing, although it is perfectly watchable if you're into these types of films. And sadly enough it's stil Eli Roths best film. How does he have a career.
Omg I love your review of this. I havent seen it in year, now I feel the need to go rewatch them. Thank you for another great review. And i love your puppet, i have one that's similar, mine doesnt have teeth though. :) keep up the amazing work.
There once was a town in Slovokia, With sickos that wanted on top a ya, They service all with a laugh And the rich beat a path If murders your want then they got ya..
Hey, can I just say that I particularly love your *JOKES* during these reviews! The first video of yours that I watched was for "A Serbian Film", and at first, I was worried you might be a bit too wholesome for me. But when I caught some of your dark humor, especially near the end, I just knew, "Okay, this dude is legit awesome!" 🙂 Keep up the good work!
Slashers... At least the 80s ones had likeable characters. Torture porn movies make their characters so unlikable. But the gore itself does not a movie make.
I loved hostel ever since i first seen it i don't know what you guys are bitching about/don't know why you people are focused soley on the gore of the movie and not everything else great about it
Your content is well delivered and entertaining. You have a good sense of deadpan presentation and your humor with aided help of clips and sounds ads to the fun. Bravo!
Just stumbled onto this guy’s reviews. They’re awesome! Straight and to the point, and even the gags have a point relative to the commentary. Only thing I disagree with is the knock about character development. You don’t even get to the gore until half way through the film. Maybe you like the guys, maybe you don’t. But you definitely know who they are by then.
I remember hearing how people watching this movie in theaters were throwing up. It almost made me throw up and I was only watching it at home! I couldn’t finish it. Oddly enough I found the sequel to be a bit better because we found out the other side of the story. It was still way too gross for me. I like my horror movies to make sense as to why the killings happen. Not just because killings. The whole thing is more scary than gross, and I was really grossed out by it.
I wonder/hope if the chainsaw to the leg is an homage to Texas Chain Saw Massacre's similar moment when Leatherface drops his safety-rigged saw on himself.
A lot of horror movies don't punish sin and thinking that proves why people die in those situations. In reality, if your naked and relating, drunk, etc you are highly distracted and out of it. So you cannot spot nor defend against attacks as well as you would otherwise. Not realizing this shows people are too distracted even when sober and not having sex to get 'it'. Trauma is what causes people to shutoff their affective empathy. Not everyone that undergoes big trauma or consistent small traumas becomes like that. However the usual two responses are to be more opposite to the kind of person that abuses others or to become an abuser yourself. I think becoming an abuser is weak but if living in a traumatic chemical state, from moment to moment not seeing the big picture it is definitely easy to fall into.
Salad fingers” I’m going too but for a veeeeeeerrrrrryyyy different reason.” 😳 Woah now I know what that reason is Errrrrr ! I am so extremely glad I never watched this one . This review was absolutely hilarious Tom. I love how you can make me laugh despite the material being absolutely gross and disgusting. P.S. I hate Tarantino. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👍
I can't stomach gore like this but I appreciate the victim getting revenge trope in horror because it's the closest thing to a happy ending.
The gore was fake as hell looking and the acting way worse.
Well the alternate ending had him kidnaping the guys daughter instead. I don't know which is a better revenge.
@@projectboy5409 I think I prefer the ending without an innocent child involved plotwise.
@@imogenx9145 the innocent child is taken away from her delusional and sadistic father and spared from living in the slovakian system, the system that made the "candy gang" and probably the system that made Svetlana a prostitute that lures people to their death. How is this a bad ending again?
@@imogenx9145 man if someone kidnap u and ur friends to torture y all and both ur friends die would u think this rationaly. A lot of people would go crazy and use any means necessary to inflict pain to the kidnapper
Honestly don’t even come for the reviews anymore, you’re just so darn pleasant to watch
Right, I feel like I still would watch if he read the phone book.
As a Filipino , NewBee mentioning no one fucks with them is honorable. Thank you, my new favorite RUclipsr.
Haha
He is half filipino!
'"Everyone is so poor they can't pay attention" lol
My wife is Slovakian.This came out shortly after we got together. She and her friends were upset at this movie. They say it’s set in Slovakia but it’s clearly set in the Czech Republic! 😂
Wikipedia says they used Prague and other czech locations for filmimg so yeah. I too was surprised to not recognize Bratislava there XD
You are by far the most underrated youtuber!!!!
"I'm the captain now!" 😂 I can't deal lmao
It’s the Achilles’ tendon scene that does it for me.
There's a 2% chance someone under your bed will slice your Achilles tendon
You make these videos less scary with your wit and funny jokes never stop being awesome
This movie hurts my ankles.
I had to hold my ankles
Did you know that the dude at 7:35 is actually Takashi Miike! He’s a very notorious Japanese horror director who’s made some absolute BANGERS, like Audition and the film adaptations of Ichi the Killer, Yakuza and Ace Attorney! He didn’t actually know any English, hence why his speaking role is limited, but Eli Roth was such a big fan of his work he really wanted him to feature in the movie. I believe Takashi Miike wasn’t credited, but it’s awesome to know he just pops up here haha
The apeal to this movie is, that something like this might actually exsist, which makes it way scarier. I think
I fucking hope not
@@Guest32458 Hopefully not, but its possiblie and not implausible
Says 3 bees. Shows 4.5 bees... Is that so you can get you cat back?
Blink twice for yes 😂
Another great review dude!
I was just about the comment about that! lol
@@Raven-lu5ee he should fire his producer, you know the hand puppet!
I come back to this channel because of how well he handles running gags. The arbys and star wars jokes were amazing
It was heartbreaking when the young girl jumped in front of the train 😢
It probably wasn’t her worst choice at that point. Besides, she saved the other guy’s life - essentially repaying him for saving hers. So she died like a hero. And like an exploding bag of meat.
Springbreak!!!!
Paxton should have pulled her before she jumped 😟😟
@@mk3040 wtf😂😂
Honestly this movie just makes me uncomfortable. Like I love Slashers but there's something about this movie which just creeps me out. It feels perverted somehow.
Gitanjalee Chatterjee Eli Roth’s other movie cabin fever is another one I can’t watch cuz this movie and that movie makes me uncomfortable. But I’ve seen all 8 saw movies without being uncomfortable so it’s just weird lol
@@thewatcher4720 Same, the saw movies don't make uncomfortable because they are so over the top and extra. This movie just plays into my fears of bad things happening in foreign places and maybe thats why I get uncomfortable watching it. Because unlike Jigsaw's crazy traps, human trafficking is an actual thing and this movie just adds to that fear.
@@iusedtowrite6667 Exactly, stuff like this actually exists and it happens a lot...
@@dlr_rosa254 I've heard that Roth got the idea after hearing about a group of people run a group like this. People pay to shot someone In the head. I forget what I seen that in but it was connected to Roth
I think it's the fact that this happens all the time, yet we will never talk about it or know.
I stop what I'm doing immediately to watch your videos when they are posted.
Same with me, my boss is getting fed up with it.
The law and order sound gets me every time
“An abandoned factory that looks like a bombed out disaster”. Uhhh, that was the packard plant in Detroit. Eh. Same same.
8:22 Proud filipino here!! , we Love your vids man!
Lmao. Now I understand the “why is the toilet so full” comments I’ve been reading.
I always forget “why is the toilet so full?” It hits just as hard every time 😂 And those types of locations are unsettling to me because they might collapse, I might get tetanus, and I WOULD get a staph infection
I visited this once again -
You uplifted my morning !
I finally understand what's been happening in my life! I'm too poor to pay attention! How could it have been so obvious yet so hidden?
Because, and I reiterate, you're to poor to pay attention...and you need Jesus, apparently...
@@LucianCorrvinus Lmao your grammar needs Jesus
I love the way you edit and add things in your reviews so much
I remember when this film came out. It was pretty much sold on Tarantinos name and as the scariest film ever made. With that in mind is was pretty disappointing, although it is perfectly watchable if you're into these types of films.
And sadly enough it's stil Eli Roths best film. How does he have a career.
Uhhhh faced
@@overlord6993 Faced???
Yeah faced... *frantically looks up definition of faced*
Roth has a career because morons are a very large demographic to target.
Dude, your videos keep getting better and funnier. That Ewok comparison scene and Arby's jab, lol.
Omg I love your review of this. I havent seen it in year, now I feel the need to go rewatch them. Thank you for another great review. And i love your puppet, i have one that's similar, mine doesnt have teeth though. :) keep up the amazing work.
The alternate ending has Paxton kidnapping Salad Finger's young daughter on the train.
instead of "candy gang" , you shoulda called them "the lolipop guild"
Dorothy would sue me!
"The Candy Brigade." Love that description of the gypsy children.
honestly this channel needs at leat 500000 subs or 1000000 subs thats how good i think this channel is
Such a underrated channel. Love you newbee
‘You try to find something that rhymes with Slovakia!’ 😂 I appreciate you putting in a disclaimer that it’s a perfectly fine country (?).
There once was a town in Slovokia,
With sickos that wanted on top a ya,
They service all with a laugh
And the rich beat a path
If murders your want then they got ya..
"Will smack-eh ya"
They're kinky, see. The girls from Slovakia.
You're the only channel I'm a patron for. Love supporting a smaller creator so you can continue to produce great content and grow
You're hysterical! You make me wanna...
...
... watch every single movie you review...lol!!!
Hey, can I just say that I particularly love your *JOKES* during these reviews! The first video of yours that I watched was for "A Serbian Film", and at first, I was worried you might be a bit too wholesome for me. But when I caught some of your dark humor, especially near the end, I just knew, "Okay, this dude is legit awesome!" 🙂 Keep up the good work!
I think you might be the last youtuber with the courtesy to factor midrolls into their editing, you're a god damn hero!! 😙
I love your videos keep up the good work
Slashers... At least the 80s ones had likeable characters. Torture porn movies make their characters so unlikable. But the gore itself does not a movie make.
i actually liked the main protagonist
Hostel is not "torture porn"
Ummm are you a dumbass hostel has piles of gory torture scenes...
I loved hostel ever since i first seen it i don't know what you guys are bitching about/don't know why you people are focused soley on the gore of the movie and not everything else great about it
@@deadshot0908 i also like all the group of 3 friends i liked all 3 of them along with the main protagonist
"Halt die Klappe, ich kann mich dich nicht foltern hören."
"Folter macht David Hesselhoff traurig."
"NICHT HOFF!"
Anytime I see you in my notifs I tap it so fast i need that dry humor and puns
9:15 HAHAHA
The jokes and puns alone had me subscribed
Why do puns get a bad name?
Not a joke, I was just wondering 🤔
He got us. Look at the background
Metalhead Couple ahhh damn you
I love your vids so much! Thank you for giving me happiness for each video!!!
Your content is well delivered and entertaining. You have a good sense of deadpan presentation and your humor with aided help of clips and sounds ads to the fun. Bravo!
I still can't get that hand in your background out of my head
I can't believe I'm just recently finding this channel. 😍
The biggest Twist is that Paxton is the surveiver
I've never had a movie fool me as hard as this one, did not expect the main character to end up being Josh's friend.
I just found your channel, and I have to say, you pretty much have me on the floor I'm laughing so hard. Holy shit you're awesome.
Hey man love these videos keep the good work up
I love your reviews!!!!!
Please do a movie review for WRONG TURN🙏🏼
There’s a whole sequel but I think the original one is the best one 🌞
veronica carlson only the first one in my opinion the only worthy one, the others are ok or just bad
Love the Arbys reference 😭
11:04 i am laughing so damn hard it helped un-constipate me! Thanks newbee
Please review part 2. I can't finish that movie because of the blood bath scene.
Pt 2 is planned
Johnny Rosado omg same, I could not watch it
@@theNewBee I love you, In a totally platonic way Mr NewBee Reviews 💚
Omg that part I can’t even think about that part or I’ll get sick. It was disturbing.
I watched part 2 with my mum lmao
I like the collector and the collection.
Im here for the skits. On point my friend 👌
I love your channel!!!
Finally! I've been waiting so long! 😂
That's what she said
Bee, I wish I could convey cinema critiques like you. I hope you're makin' bank off this, 'cause damn...
I wish I made bank lol
"Mi scusi!" reference killed me. Great video my man!
Also, that was not how exchange rates are supposed to work in Slovakia.
I liked this movie..."don't judge me."
Just stumbled onto this guy’s reviews. They’re awesome! Straight and to the point, and even the gags have a point relative to the commentary. Only thing I disagree with is the knock about character development. You don’t even get to the gore until half way through the film. Maybe you like the guys, maybe you don’t. But you definitely know who they are by then.
😂😂😂 needed this after work today... never disappoint with your videos 🐝 love this one
Your Reviews Are so much fun because we see the movie too man I love it 😻
Thank you for the awesome review NewBee :)
Seriously the best videos on this God-forsaken platform haha
I love this channel, especially with the cats included.
I remember hearing how people watching this movie in theaters were throwing up. It almost made me throw up and I was only watching it at home! I couldn’t finish it. Oddly enough I found the sequel to be a bit better because we found out the other side of the story. It was still way too gross for me. I like my horror movies to make sense as to why the killings happen. Not just because killings. The whole thing is more scary than gross, and I was really grossed out by it.
Love your T-shirts I’m going to order a few 👍
Your editing is on point!
Dude u really deserve wayyyy more subs I’m surprised
You deserve more than this... Keep it up bro....,😍
This guy is amazing. Just discovered him today! Very entertaining
I love this channel! So underrated!
The moment he saw that drill he new he was screwed uh get it no ok
Am waiting for the part 2, hopefully you would find the time to do it🤩🤩👍👍
Awesome review🤩🤩
A lot of underappreciated movies you did keep them up
I wonder/hope if the chainsaw to the leg is an homage to Texas Chain Saw Massacre's similar moment when Leatherface drops his safety-rigged saw on himself.
It may be
"Woah thats not how you get salad dressing" 😂😂😂 almost flew over my head for a second
Good movie review of Hostel, the director must've been a real die hard Star Wars fan to put that much suffering in one movie.
Man I love your reviews! please do hostel 2 👍
Lol that pudding joke
9:23 I thought that was a legit Arbys ad lol
Also 11:34 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spring break, Whoooo! 🤣
Ohhhh i love the ontro you gor for this😁
@Delta Lima Bravo Seeing him perfect what he enjoys is awesome and im glad to see such a chill and great community 😁😎
I've watched this movie when I was a kid
with my PARENTS
like wtf
that eye scene stayed on my mind forever
A lot of horror movies don't punish sin and thinking that proves why people die in those situations. In reality, if your naked and relating, drunk, etc you are highly distracted and out of it. So you cannot spot nor defend against attacks as well as you would otherwise. Not realizing this shows people are too distracted even when sober and not having sex to get 'it'.
Trauma is what causes people to shutoff their affective empathy. Not everyone that undergoes big trauma or consistent small traumas becomes like that. However the usual two responses are to be more opposite to the kind of person that abuses others or to become an abuser yourself. I think becoming an abuser is weak but if living in a traumatic chemical state, from moment to moment not seeing the big picture it is definitely easy to fall into.
I'm Filipino and I can confirm *no one* fucks with us. Except our government.
Ps what a hidden gem of a channel my guy. Sending love from the Ph!
You're so underrated man
Love your video's! You made my day!
Salad fingers” I’m going too but for a veeeeeeerrrrrryyyy different reason.” 😳 Woah now I know what that reason is Errrrrr ! I am so extremely glad I never watched this one . This review was absolutely hilarious Tom. I love how you can make me laugh despite the material being absolutely gross and disgusting. P.S. I hate Tarantino. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👍
I like your story telling
Coulda said Don't stop ya for the rhyme. Lol.
cant wait for the hostel 2 review :o
very entertaining review