Tusk Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • This movie started as a gag.
    Most movies are born from a simple question: What if.
    What if the apocalypse started in New Jersey?
    What if two friends decide to make dirty movies to make ends meet?
    What if a madman turns someone into a #walrus?
    That’s exactly how this one started. Kevin Smith came up with the idea during a podcast, just knocking the idea around, having fun. Then he had his twitter followers vote if the movie should be made.
    Guess what they voted?
    #yestusk.
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Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @dombuscus4783
    @dombuscus4783 5 лет назад +6199

    I think I was better off not knowing about this film

    • @thegreatgoldfilms6311
      @thegreatgoldfilms6311 5 лет назад +33

      why did you click on it then?

    • @dombuscus4783
      @dombuscus4783 5 лет назад +216

      @@thegreatgoldfilms6311 curiosity got the best of me

    • @Daeneiracorn
      @Daeneiracorn 5 лет назад +30

      DITTO

    • @vukman2665
      @vukman2665 5 лет назад +20

      The great Gold gamer Likey for the same reason I did. been following his movie reviews and didn't know the film so watched the review

    • @megazoid6573
      @megazoid6573 5 лет назад +22

      A clip of this fucking movie was recomended, i wish i would skipped the recomended video

  • @PissByProxy
    @PissByProxy 5 лет назад +2072

    felt brave, might throw up later, idk

    • @abeast3767
      @abeast3767 5 лет назад +56

      fuck me too, fr regretting not continuing to avoid this movie lol

    • @skiishack
      @skiishack 4 года назад +31

      Ugh same curiosity sucks always gets the best of me and almost every time I regret it

    • @funnyfunnyvalentine7991
      @funnyfunnyvalentine7991 4 года назад +4

      Satisfaction didn't bring this cat back

    • @meowww997
      @meowww997 4 года назад +7

      i’m regretting every decision i’ve made that led up to me watching this

    • @gabbiesgraveyard9743
      @gabbiesgraveyard9743 4 года назад +1

      Sushi FOR REAL THOUGHHHH

  • @rougeakane
    @rougeakane 5 лет назад +4495

    “I don’t wanna die in Canada”
    Murderer: “I’m sorry”

    • @deadshot-lf3tu
      @deadshot-lf3tu 5 лет назад +59

      No it's soerry

    • @rougeakane
      @rougeakane 5 лет назад +3

      deadshot 482231 ha xD

    • @agentbitchbbx4964
      @agentbitchbbx4964 5 лет назад +18

      He soerry what more do you want eh?

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 5 лет назад +1

      WaVy Crockett #JizzBoss Its a joke...

    • @matthewsales8983
      @matthewsales8983 4 года назад +2

      WaVy Crockett #JizzBoss Saying soerry is a very Canadian thing. Are you from Toronto? Because that’s the America of Canada.

  • @karawithgun8148
    @karawithgun8148 5 лет назад +4709

    They kept Wallace alive? That's just cruel. If I was in his situation I'd want them to just end it all at that point.

    • @cameronbintyre154
      @cameronbintyre154 5 лет назад +318

      If i was in that i woud drown my self because i do not want to live that way and if i saw one of those i woud KILL IT IMMEDIATElY

    • @antifireemblem8224
      @antifireemblem8224 5 лет назад +331

      Cameron Bintyre they kept him alive because they were intending on making a trilogy

    • @sexyhedgehog7033
      @sexyhedgehog7033 5 лет назад +197

      No no god fucking no i still have ptsd of this fucking movie

    • @Lord_Reepa
      @Lord_Reepa 4 года назад +18

      thats what i though wen i watch this weird shit

    • @Contagious93812
      @Contagious93812 4 года назад +41

      @@sexyhedgehog7033 watch the human centipede 2 if you want ptsd

  • @emoboywill
    @emoboywill 5 лет назад +4898

    Ok so this movie is obviously ridiculous but holy shit. The reveal of “the walrus” was terrifying. Imagine waking up like that.

    • @imboredso4035
      @imboredso4035 5 лет назад +77

      I just laughed

    • @Delsin42
      @Delsin42 5 лет назад +343

      @@imboredso4035 id rather die than live like Wallace i feel bad for him

    • @dafucksgoinon
      @dafucksgoinon 5 лет назад +194

      It actually freaked me out, I turned it off as soon as that happened

    • @Delsin42
      @Delsin42 5 лет назад +227

      @@dafucksgoinon yea something about how it looks so fake yet so ....surreal and unnatural at the same time....if somebody put effort into this movie then this would be a big hit but nope....oh well

    • @megazoid6573
      @megazoid6573 5 лет назад +16

      🤢🤢🤮🤮

  • @darthgriffin7741
    @darthgriffin7741 5 лет назад +3001

    Why does this movie give me such mixed feelings? One minute I’m laughing hysterically at the fact there’s two men dressed in walrus suits fighting, and than the next minute I feel like I’m about to cry because he’s stuck like that.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 лет назад +127

      I havent watched the film itself and I thought the huy would just grow some tusk and slowly turn into a walrus and not a human skin walrus

    • @dafucksgoinon
      @dafucksgoinon 5 лет назад +58

      It still has a very good dialogue and tone, I really felt bad for tusk torwards the end, imagine not being able to talk so you’re just freaking out because it’s your instinct and a human is pointing a gun at you. Insane

    • @darthgriffin7741
      @darthgriffin7741 5 лет назад +9

      cheetofingers77 I agree, it’s just that it surprises me that such a shift in tone is done so well.

    • @Musically_Declined
      @Musically_Declined 5 лет назад +11

      I’m also disgusted by the fact that Wallace is a ducking walrus

    • @eller3794
      @eller3794 4 года назад

      Darth Griffin THIS WAS ME EXACTLY

  • @cheesecat6037
    @cheesecat6037 5 лет назад +3355

    The Human Centipede and Tusk taught me two things:
    - Never go to a house in the middle of nowhere
    - Don't drink anything offered by a stranger if I ever happen to stop by his/her house, ever. I don't want to wake up to my mouth attached to someone's bum. Or turned into a walrus.
    Or I'm just being paranoid again HAHAHA 😂

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 5 лет назад +148

      What if you were turned into a walrus WHILE being attached to someone's bum??

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 5 лет назад +153

      @@livelybubbs6242 God, don't give Tom Six anymore ideas for a crossover.....

    • @killme7820
      @killme7820 5 лет назад +25

      Well some stranger gave me McDonalds and I ate it

    • @lordcthulhu9259
      @lordcthulhu9259 5 лет назад +71

      @@killme7820 hate to break it to you.. you're probably a walrus

    • @Delsin42
      @Delsin42 5 лет назад +5

      @Taylor Davison lol

  • @therustedshank9995
    @therustedshank9995 5 лет назад +3158

    How tf is this a movie

    • @chrisdooley6468
      @chrisdooley6468 5 лет назад +43

      and with jonathan long too? and the guy from all the Tarantino films, Senior Esteban Vihaio? mustve owed some big favors to this director or something. What a mess

    • @gatsmen2200
      @gatsmen2200 5 лет назад +49

      Someone trusted the internet to make the right decision and then after the internet said yes the people who asked the question went through with what they said.

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 5 лет назад +8

      Kevin Smith, we just beed to remove him far from the entertainment industry

    • @soapiee
      @soapiee 5 лет назад

      exactly

    • @dafucksgoinon
      @dafucksgoinon 5 лет назад

      He explained it in the beginning... lol

  • @sunsxero8302
    @sunsxero8302 5 лет назад +683

    note to self:
    don't turn up to a mysterious home in the middle of nowhere and drink their water or tea. Unless you want to wake up either being attached to someones ass or a walrus

  • @leecroft7311
    @leecroft7311 5 лет назад +2734

    He would have died from infection after the operation, wouldn't have lived long afterwards. Who am kidding, I'm looking far too much into this film.

    • @JustSiouxMe
      @JustSiouxMe 5 лет назад +291

      What I have a hard time believing is a starving emaciated man manage to kill a walrus with presumably no other weapons aside from rocks and his bare hands. Those things could overpower any human with minimal effort.

    • @naya9076
      @naya9076 5 лет назад +71

      yes... that is the largest scientific flaw in this movie

    • @noneofyoubusiness4895
      @noneofyoubusiness4895 5 лет назад +12

      Antibiotics ...

    • @mason8tor240
      @mason8tor240 5 лет назад +30

      But that's just a theory A FILM THEORY

    • @s.graham9951
      @s.graham9951 5 лет назад +36

      This is actually very comforting considering they left him as a walrus!

  • @denny8097
    @denny8097 5 лет назад +1466

    Human centipede most insane and ridiculous movie made
    Tusk : Hold my walrus

  • @sawbrainrot
    @sawbrainrot 4 года назад +589

    I hated how mean and horrible Wallace was to his “girlfriend” & fans & other people but *ABSOLUTELY* didn’t deserve to get turned into a fricking Walrus

  • @Tacticaviator7
    @Tacticaviator7 5 лет назад +2616

    Somehow I find this way more disgusting than the human centipede.

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 5 лет назад +273

      Tactical Camper that human walrus was way more fucking disturbing than ass to mouth.

    • @2120musiclover
      @2120musiclover 5 лет назад +28

      Tactical Camper same!

    • @wavesplitter
      @wavesplitter 4 года назад +73

      Honestly, human centipede seems chill compared to this

    • @summervibelovely2456
      @summervibelovely2456 4 года назад +82

      I disagree the centipede to me seems scarier

    • @sweatnuts81
      @sweatnuts81 4 года назад +85

      @@summervibelovely2456 yea seriously ass to mouth and shitting in someone's mouth I more disgusting

  • @thefbi9581
    @thefbi9581 5 лет назад +1653

    Hey quick question
    Why

    • @thezombieking52
      @thezombieking52 5 лет назад +11

      same

    • @UnorthodoxUnepic
      @UnorthodoxUnepic 5 лет назад +36

      Kowalski, analysis.

    • @coby9282
      @coby9282 5 лет назад +8

      Hey u heard the man at the start: it started as a joke. And it became...a twisted creepy joke xD

    • @Aganie.
      @Aganie. 5 лет назад +3

      FBI open up

    • @lemonke7156
      @lemonke7156 5 лет назад +7

      THE FBI 🦵🚧🏃‍♂️🎂🤒🦂😭🕺🙄😩😩😩

  • @stroberii27
    @stroberii27 5 лет назад +922

    I remember typing "walrus" into youtube's search bar in hopes of finding cute walrus videos and ended up watching a clip from this movie. I still get nightmares.

    • @iizzypoo
      @iizzypoo 5 лет назад +69

      I honestly can’t even begin to fathom your pain

    • @c0rd3lia_summers5
      @c0rd3lia_summers5 4 года назад +28

      I'm so sorry I watched this willingly

    • @beatsbycossack
      @beatsbycossack 4 года назад +18

      *searches "walrus" into youtube trying to find the video you watched*

    • @yee9072
      @yee9072 3 года назад +8

      I was serching for the song tusk by fleetwood mac

    • @stroberii27
      @stroberii27 3 года назад +14

      @@beatsbycossack I tried looking it up again and oh gods it's still there. The video's called Walrus Learns to Swim Scene. Looks like I'm not getting any sleep again.

  • @garyking1986
    @garyking1986 5 лет назад +1113

    "What size skin-suit you wear!?"
    "What?"
    "Nothing!"
    *DEAD XD*

  • @shabelllavell4780
    @shabelllavell4780 5 лет назад +1576

    When I saw him fully turned... JESUS CHRIST!!!! That shook me up. Got damn.

    • @zxsouyt6382
      @zxsouyt6382 5 лет назад +14

      Shabell Lavell r/boneappletea

    • @TheGeneralFrog
      @TheGeneralFrog 5 лет назад +6

      ???

    • @eap4177
      @eap4177 5 лет назад +4

      Me too man

    • @iizzypoo
      @iizzypoo 5 лет назад +5

      I had a stroke

    • @ang5942
      @ang5942 4 года назад +13

      The screaming still affects me.

  • @weasel8353
    @weasel8353 5 лет назад +864

    I hate movies with stuff like this like human centipede

    • @Nay_Nay_Nay_
      @Nay_Nay_Nay_ 5 лет назад +41

      Same. I had nightmares about the human centipede

    • @iizzypoo
      @iizzypoo 5 лет назад +67

      I learned about this movie and human centipede ON THE SAME DAY so I knew the plot of both movie in only like two hours and the information like overloaded my head and I didn’t sleep for like two days...I think it’s pretty safe to say I hate movies like this

    • @weasel8353
      @weasel8353 5 лет назад +22

      @@iizzypoo I watched tusk with my family the first time when I was younger and was very grossed out. and I found human centipede on Netflix and being the creeper I am even after my parents told me not to watch it I did and boy oh boy it didn't stop there after that I started watching the second one but couldn't finish, I HAVE NEVER ALMOST PUKED DURING A MOVIE THE WAY I ALMOST DID DURING BOTH OF THOSE DEMONIC MOVIES

    • @satyagraha6571
      @satyagraha6571 5 лет назад +7

      @@weasel8353 Why do you watch them if they make you sick?

    • @weasel8353
      @weasel8353 5 лет назад +11

      @@satyagraha6571 im a sucker for pain

  • @cinnabonsaii
    @cinnabonsaii 5 лет назад +964

    This makes me want to vomit, laugh and cry all at once

    • @someonethatdoesntcare8492
      @someonethatdoesntcare8492 4 года назад +5

      It scares me i can’t sleep now

    • @dunnotck1
      @dunnotck1 4 года назад +1

      Yes to all of what you said. This is a film you can tell a dude came up with.

    • @vascodagama7064
      @vascodagama7064 3 года назад +1

      It’s funny cuz it’s weird but it’s scary cuz it’s weird

  • @noodles1291
    @noodles1291 4 года назад +336

    Imagine how ridiculous the actors must have felt

  • @Lonniebelle1979
    @Lonniebelle1979 5 лет назад +1598

    I had a horse that cried when his best friend goat passed away. What about that huh? Answers please.

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 лет назад +379

      Oh my God that's one of the saddest things I've ever heard

    • @darthgriffin7741
      @darthgriffin7741 5 лет назад +214

      I guess your horse is actually a former podcaster who got Kidnapped by a mad doctor.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 5 лет назад +65

      Animals cry all the time lmao, elephants, dogs and whales for example. 😂

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 5 лет назад +39

      Richella River my Border Collie cries when we leave her or when she is ignored. It makes me and my brother feel so guilty 😭

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 5 лет назад +14

      BlackShogun 27 Aww dog cries are the worst...

  • @massacresoldier3082
    @massacresoldier3082 5 лет назад +493

    I wasn't surprised when Justin Long was turned into the Walrus. Bad shit always happens to characters that Justin Long plays. The ending of this movie just pissed me off.

    • @thebadger622
      @thebadger622 5 лет назад +33

      I hear what you mean, i still won't get over the ending of Jeepers Creepers

    • @megan4377
      @megan4377 4 года назад +10

      Lmfao right? He’s a great actor tho high key

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 3 года назад +3

      They could’ve done something

    • @michellemartinez337
      @michellemartinez337 3 года назад +3

      that's what i've always thought, jeepers creepers, and watching his girlfriend be dragged down to hell ;-;

    • @matthewcrome5835
      @matthewcrome5835 3 года назад +1

      Except for Galaxy Quest, he got a very happy ending there

  • @supershepherd
    @supershepherd 5 лет назад +309

    I can never get the image of a human-walrus outta my head.....

    • @dunnotck1
      @dunnotck1 4 года назад +7

      I covered my screen I have photographic memory haha

    • @Imman2988
      @Imman2988 3 года назад +1

      Ikr, when I woke up today, the first thing I thought of was was him screaming.

    • @jorgesblog8017
      @jorgesblog8017 3 года назад

      @@dunnotck1 im gonna use Wallace as my phone screen background.

    • @AJ-tp9bk
      @AJ-tp9bk 3 года назад +1

      Koo koo cachoo

  • @mlgsavage7776
    @mlgsavage7776 5 лет назад +210

    “YOU WILL FIGHT ME MR WALRUS OR YOU WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 😂

    • @Aliya14844
      @Aliya14844 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @radrook4481
      @radrook4481 3 года назад +11

      As if death were worse than being alive in that condition.

    • @2psycho888
      @2psycho888 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SocialisOfBohemia
    @SocialisOfBohemia 4 года назад +319

    They should make a sequel where Haley Joe Osmund also becomes a walrus to cheer up his friend. I can see the posters already....Tusk 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • @freetoyota1768
    @freetoyota1768 4 года назад +458

    “WALRUSES NEVER CRY!” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

    • @DEFNOTRELIS
      @DEFNOTRELIS 4 года назад

      XD

    • @pokemonvelvet7119
      @pokemonvelvet7119 4 года назад

      That was honestly the best thing I can say despite the horror shit qwq

    • @obamium4493
      @obamium4493 3 года назад +5

      He is not crying, he is screaming in litteral pain and agony.

    • @NorthLight37
      @NorthLight37 3 года назад

      Me waking up

  • @maemeebee
    @maemeebee 5 лет назад +558

    Okay. You and found flix are my addiction.

    • @gabriellebraswell3306
      @gabriellebraswell3306 5 лет назад +9

      Omg same I freaking love found flix and thenewbee

    • @maemeebee
      @maemeebee 5 лет назад +3

      Gabrielle Braswell HELL YES ♡ ANOTHER FAN!!

    • @lildordor197
      @lildordor197 5 лет назад +2

      I like found flix and SpookyRice

    • @millcraft
      @millcraft 5 лет назад

      mine tooXD

    • @crisp-cornflake3016
      @crisp-cornflake3016 4 года назад

      Duude, spooky rice is my favorite RUclipsr of all time

  • @Nina-uf5oj
    @Nina-uf5oj 5 лет назад +346

    Why am i laughing so hard when he turned into a walrus?

    • @HaileyBabi
      @HaileyBabi 4 года назад +44

      Because it was f****** ridiculous. LOL and if he just called nine-one-one instead of his friend and his girlfriend he would have avoided this whole situation

    • @HaileyBabi
      @HaileyBabi 3 года назад +1

      @@SoRa-re1yd either way he should have tried. My point is his first call should have been to 911 and not to his friends

    • @giovannasalazar714
      @giovannasalazar714 3 года назад

      Isnt he in canada smh

    • @giovannasalazar714
      @giovannasalazar714 3 года назад

      @@HaileyBabi A

    • @HaileyBabi
      @HaileyBabi 3 года назад

      @@SoRa-re1yd . Does that even matter? He wasn't thinking about that he was just panicking. Anybody would have dialed 911 first before their friends and family. On the off chance that somebody would get there before something extreme happened. He wasn't thinking he was too late to save him self. He was hoping to get free. He should have called 911 first

  • @cassidee1473
    @cassidee1473 5 лет назад +321

    When I rented this movie my husband looked at me at the end (when I exclaimed I liked it) like he truly feared for my sanity.

    • @sjk7467
      @sjk7467 4 года назад +20

      Cassi Dee I fear for your sanity. What did you like about it?

    • @GameJit
      @GameJit 4 года назад +7

      @@sjk7467 it was absolutely hilarious 😂

    • @beth8362
      @beth8362 4 года назад +7

      @@ivannav9175 it was literally thought up as a comedy, by a comedy podcast, written as a comedy, billed as a comedy. I don't understand how so many people don't realise this. If you're viewing it as a pure horror you are taking yourself way too seriously.

    • @kels-chan5660
      @kels-chan5660 4 года назад +3

      This movie is supposed to be a horror/comedy?! Horror/comedy my ass!

    • @radrook4481
      @radrook4481 3 года назад

      What exactly did you find appealing?

  • @becuaseimbored3481
    @becuaseimbored3481 5 лет назад +474

    4:24 why didn't he call 911?

    • @TrufanNW
      @TrufanNW 5 лет назад +26

      Panic?

    • @becuaseimbored3481
      @becuaseimbored3481 5 лет назад +48

      @@TrufanNW if anything it would take longer to call his freinds.

    • @camilleoreilly7063
      @camilleoreilly7063 5 лет назад +13

      I want to know how to call the black police in different countries

    • @J-BiRTH
      @J-BiRTH 5 лет назад +18

      @@camilleoreilly7063It's still 911 in Canada.

    • @kikiwhite_creates
      @kikiwhite_creates 4 года назад +2

      Becuase Im bored Toni cuz movie characters aren’t logical🤦‍♀️

  • @alexandrarose1428
    @alexandrarose1428 5 лет назад +324

    Keep these weirder movie reviews coming! I looove then

  • @CallieCrossroad
    @CallieCrossroad 4 года назад +128

    The first time I saw this, I was stoned out of my mind and that was the WORST DECISION.

  • @dahymster5666
    @dahymster5666 5 лет назад +138

    Thats a pretty fair review. I didnt know what this film was about when I went to see it at the cinema, my mate just said lets go see the new Kevin Smith film. When it finished, nobody in the cinema moved. There was a creeped out, did that really just happen atmosphere. But not in a great way, more in the sense why. Yet a part of me really likes this film, it's twisted, it triggers people. It just lacks some cohesiveness in some way, it kinda became too unbelievable. Yet I cant help feel if this was made in the 80's, I may have felt different.

    • @warmbluewater
      @warmbluewater 5 лет назад +1

      Watch the movie Sssssss if you would like that nostalgic feel

  • @b0w23r7
    @b0w23r7 3 года назад +32

    "This movie is a horror comedy" *I don't remember laughing a single time*

  • @marjtodd2339
    @marjtodd2339 5 лет назад +59

    I watched this movie and my dad caught me- he literally asked me, "What the hell's wrong with you?"
    I had nothing to say.

  • @LunaBuilds
    @LunaBuilds 4 года назад +62

    i watched this movie with my boyfriend today not knowing anything about it. it’s haunting me and i have never been so disturbed by any movie in my life. also this movie is so lighthearted that it’s insane which makes it 10x more creepier.

    • @Philo-Sophien
      @Philo-Sophien 4 месяца назад

      I think what's the most disturbing about this movie is that they take actual atrocities made by Québec government in one of its worst period (duplessis' orphans) but they really did not need to do that in order to explain why the old man had issues. Thousands of children put in asylums where they were tortured and drugged even though they did not need to so that the government could get money on their back, most of them ended up killing themselves or dealing with mental illnesses and not being able to live in society again. Even in Québec we still barely talk about this.

  • @rougeakane
    @rougeakane 5 лет назад +186

    I’ve heard of people getting turned into dolls, and centipedes. But a walrus? 😂

    • @swag-machine
      @swag-machine 4 года назад +1

      Wait what? People getting turned into dolls??

    • @rougeakane
      @rougeakane 4 года назад +6

      Swag Machine google “Jason the Toymaker”

    • @briannas1991
      @briannas1991 3 года назад +2

      Don't forget meep in American horror story freak show. Fucking yikes

  • @xenomorphexidious9102
    @xenomorphexidious9102 5 лет назад +115

    One of the best dark - comedy i've ever seen. I was losing my breath once i saw him as a walrus.

    • @beth8362
      @beth8362 4 года назад +7

      Same here dood. I went into it having been pitched it as some gruesome, disturbing body horror I should avoid at all costs, I guess because none of my friends realised/accepted it was a comedy. Obviously I watched it anyway lol and was pleasantly surprised by its wackiness. "Ew how it's disturbing and fucked up!'" No, it's SILLY. It's the filmmakers having fun with a stupid in-joke. Get a grip hey

    • @xenomorphexidious9102
      @xenomorphexidious9102 4 года назад +4

      @@beth8362 xD
      i cant even describe the moment walrus duel happened

    • @beth8362
      @beth8362 4 года назад +1

      @@xenomorphexidious9102 I don't wanna die in Canada!

    • @xenomorphexidious9102
      @xenomorphexidious9102 4 года назад

      @@beth8362 Could be worse in america

    • @beth8362
      @beth8362 4 года назад

      @@xenomorphexidious9102 a truly disturbing horror

  • @tarajarrett9581
    @tarajarrett9581 5 лет назад +77

    Did anyone else fell really uncomfortable looking at wallice

  • @KitKat_630
    @KitKat_630 5 лет назад +68

    An old friend of mine said that this was her favorite movie, so I watched the trailer... I’m so glad I never actually watched it..

    • @jordynw5009
      @jordynw5009 4 года назад +4

      KitKat Anderson it’s scarring😔

  • @humannightmare6049
    @humannightmare6049 5 лет назад +188

    *looks for eye bleach*
    I CANT FIND IT OH GOD!!!

    • @p1n3appl36
      @p1n3appl36 4 года назад +2

      I got some under my sink, *the door is unlocked*

  • @carlwebber4094
    @carlwebber4094 3 года назад +40

    This is genuinely terrifying before my worst fear was being a bad parent now it's becoming a Walrus

  • @wolfsf2012
    @wolfsf2012 5 лет назад +36

    5:27 ‘BAHHHHH!!!’
    PPFFFF I don’t think I should be laughing but... here I am

    • @HDeppix101
      @HDeppix101 5 лет назад +3

      Bruh that’s my ringtone

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 4 года назад +39

    "You know maybe I'll try crack instead of weed, just this once."
    -Kevin Smith, probably.

  • @timmythai0590
    @timmythai0590 5 лет назад +38

    Tbh the full transformation is just TERRIFYING!!

  • @radiocoffee7700
    @radiocoffee7700 3 года назад +12

    "The survival instincts have kicked in- but so have mine!" Has the same energy as the "someone call an ambulance- but not for me!" vine

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 5 лет назад +74

    So this is basically Kevin Smith's version of a David Cronenberg body horror movie.

    • @freddiemercury4evr
      @freddiemercury4evr 5 лет назад +2

      Except this looks funny! Cronenberg's films are not..they are amazing.

  • @rowan-priince1860
    @rowan-priince1860 3 года назад +6

    These kinds of stories make my anxiety shoot up about 5000%. No matter how ridiculous they are, they're so viscerally horrifying.

  • @isaiahmarrero990
    @isaiahmarrero990 5 лет назад +66

    I don’t understand how you only have 20k subs

  • @faiththezebra6266
    @faiththezebra6266 5 лет назад +35

    I actually really loved this movie. Especially the guy talking about the spider in his shitter. But I watched it one day with my friend and now we watch it every time we meet up.

  • @dracyoola
    @dracyoola 5 лет назад +12

    "And it turns out Howard can walk. His twitch followers are gonna be piiiiised!" Hahaha! I see that ZilianOP reference. Love it!

  • @983dbleu2
    @983dbleu2 5 лет назад +38

    Walrus is one of those movies where everyone laughs at it but anyone in the situation would be scared and want to die but not in like a monster movie hunting me kind of way more like a human centipede

  • @bjorn_mx235
    @bjorn_mx235 5 лет назад +123

    I hate this movie so much

    • @bjorn_mx235
      @bjorn_mx235 5 лет назад +13

      My friend made me watch this about 2 months ago and I’ve been wondering why this was made ever since

    • @sinnahkrome7146
      @sinnahkrome7146 5 лет назад +13

      @@bjorn_mx235 Kevin Smith did a podcast and dared his fans to come up with basically anything and he would direct it randomly. Tusk was the result.

    • @SEReid-rz5bm
      @SEReid-rz5bm 5 лет назад +5

      Ugh, same.

    • @stone9802
      @stone9802 4 года назад +1

      THE FUCKNG WALRUS AÀAAAÀAA

  • @guiltydelirium2532
    @guiltydelirium2532 5 лет назад +32

    6:34, why does this part remind of Tony Stark in his Iron Man suit with his face showing😂

  • @icrymyselftosleep7985
    @icrymyselftosleep7985 5 лет назад +33

    All I could think about while I watching the fight sequence was “I am the walrus” by The Beatles playing in the background... 😎

    • @kelleymaxwell3875
      @kelleymaxwell3875 3 года назад +1

      And this comment is the reason why I was scrolling the comments!!! (Never seen this movie...please tell me they played this song in the ending credits!)

  • @feinsanity
    @feinsanity 5 лет назад +37

    Question is getting Johnny Depp really that easy?

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 лет назад +9

      And he brings his own fake nose

    • @mrsfahrenheit
      @mrsfahrenheit 4 года назад +3

      theNewBee Reviews and his daughter

  • @michaellevesley3578
    @michaellevesley3578 5 лет назад +62

    Usually this kind of thing doesn't bother me at all. But for some reason this made me want to throw up.

  • @lsimon343
    @lsimon343 5 лет назад +46

    Oh boy here’s my favorite reviewer again! I love how you spare me swing these movies bc your review will tell me everythibg I need to know w a side of laughter!

  • @childgummer8812
    @childgummer8812 5 лет назад +10

    Moral of the story never go to a strange house all by yourself in the middle of nowhere, and if you didn't follow that rule here's another one for you never drink or eat anything the homeowner gives you.

  • @kendo2377
    @kendo2377 5 лет назад +24

    Never heard of this train wreck...until now. I feel lesser for knowing it exists.

    • @annipsy2185
      @annipsy2185 5 лет назад

      i watched last year, still traumatized .do not watch

  • @brianajaxwintor6023
    @brianajaxwintor6023 5 лет назад +53

    Kevin Smith's movies feel like a cry for help recently?

    • @theNewBee
      @theNewBee  5 лет назад +14

      Not sure what you mean (stares at the copy of Yoga Hosers on desk)

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 5 лет назад +9

      He needs a straitjacket

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 лет назад +2

      Makes me terrified for what he’s gonna do in the Jay And Silent Bob Reboot

  • @Tipystar
    @Tipystar 5 лет назад +18

    Came for the bee in your name stayed for the review

  • @melonwelon7821
    @melonwelon7821 5 лет назад +19

    I remember seeing this as a kid. I had no idea what was going on.

    • @NG-vb3pb
      @NG-vb3pb 5 лет назад +4

      The movies' 5 years old, you're still a kid, no?

    • @melonwelon7821
      @melonwelon7821 5 лет назад

      Niels Geldhof yeah but I meant like when I was a little kid

  • @Spooky_Spookerson
    @Spooky_Spookerson 4 года назад +22

    This is is definitely a “I can’t believe I still have a career after this” movie.

  • @dochydra_0485
    @dochydra_0485 5 лет назад +8

    3:46 When your mom sits you down and forces you to eat vegetables

  • @FrogEnjoyer17
    @FrogEnjoyer17 4 года назад +5

    This movie always shows up after I listen to Fleetwood Mac

  • @juliagulia8200
    @juliagulia8200 5 лет назад +6

    Wallace... sounds like WALRUS. Get it?
    Ahhaaaaaaa ☝🏼💡

  • @taylordean7053
    @taylordean7053 4 года назад +5

    I watched this movie with my friend, and we were honestly horrified when we saw him as a walrus, I wasn't expecting it to end how it did

  • @mikemay8347
    @mikemay8347 4 года назад +8

    This reminds me of the South Park episode where one of the dads turned into a dolphin

  • @shutbadge663
    @shutbadge663 3 года назад +2

    Ah yes this seems like the *perfect* video to watch at midnight right before bed

  • @antolimakrov5925
    @antolimakrov5925 5 лет назад +5

    I love your channel
    You review movies that most people won't want to review
    And you also add lots of actually funny jokes unlike other channels
    Keep up the great work!

  • @glennjoselane1690
    @glennjoselane1690 3 года назад +5

    "Tusk" has the same tone as "The Human Centipede" movies.

  • @sanamaygwapongtransferee6497
    @sanamaygwapongtransferee6497 3 года назад +7

    Decided to hang out with the neighbor kids when I was 11. We watched this and I'm still traumatized til today:-D

  • @vibezie5271
    @vibezie5271 5 лет назад +21

    This movie made me throw up, When they revealed him my stomach was like oh hell no

  • @aaronperez9168
    @aaronperez9168 5 лет назад +59

    Love your review show
    Ur gonna be big one day trust me!!!

  • @nvteradplume7284
    @nvteradplume7284 4 года назад +4

    “Walruses never cry!” ❤️

  • @blaze4648
    @blaze4648 4 года назад +6

    Watched this when I was 12. Haunted me for the rest of my life. And yes this is not a horror movie. But this gives me the chills in the spine.

  • @kazz6884
    @kazz6884 2 года назад +1

    “WALRUSES NEVER CRY!”
    *”*FUCKING SCREAMS*”*

  • @thelounge7554
    @thelounge7554 5 лет назад +5

    When he screamed at walruses never cry
    I lost my shit I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @CreepyHollow
    @CreepyHollow 5 лет назад +2

    Found your channel in the morning and my 10 hour shift flew by. You deserve more.

  • @dawgybawls
    @dawgybawls 5 лет назад +9

    The walrus part was funny as hell

  • @montecristo1845
    @montecristo1845 4 года назад +1

    I love the "timing" in movies like this.
    Character: I'm going to travel there to meet/interview him.
    Characters at location: Oh. You just missed him. He's dead. And today's the funeral. You should have called, bro.

  • @zacdemarest5493
    @zacdemarest5493 5 лет назад +7

    Kevin Smith has now forfeited his right to live

  • @gr33nninja43
    @gr33nninja43 5 лет назад +20

    Awesome commentary and 100% relatable. I just watched all three of your human centipede vids and they were great as well.. (^.^) Stay at this style and its gonna be the thing that makes you famous in this internet age.. Amazing

  • @docsnake
    @docsnake 4 года назад +6

    I actually saw this last year and didn't know that was Johnny Depp until just now. I think I was too focused on the chopped limbs and disgusting walrus evolution.
    Michael Parks was so good in this, despite my feelings overall for this movie.

  • @brytonup1551
    @brytonup1551 5 лет назад +5

    This movie scared me because never have I seen a movie with ANY character named Bryton (which is my name) and it terrifies me 😂

  • @evandavis2386
    @evandavis2386 5 лет назад +5

    I walked in on a family member watching this halfway through the movie. Yes, they apologized after i watched the rest with them.

  • @psychedelightful4314
    @psychedelightful4314 5 лет назад +12

    Yoga hosers an Tusk are connected?? Same clerks and same Johnny depp

  • @__-zh6oq
    @__-zh6oq 5 лет назад +3

    I'm glad you didn't feel the need to poop all over this film like a lot of people I've talked to! I loved it. It's not meant to be flawless. The premise is absurd, and it delivers on that promise on every level. Dark, tongue-in-cheek hilarity, weirdness. Not a _great_ film, but I'll be damned if I wasn't curious and _entertained_ from start to finish!

  • @pokemonfan2630
    @pokemonfan2630 3 года назад +2

    Children often laugh at things too evil and sadistic for them to comprehend.

  • @coreyrowell767
    @coreyrowell767 5 лет назад +4

    When a walrus is combined with human and staples equals an abomination

  • @khoirommilton9816
    @khoirommilton9816 3 года назад +3

    this movie still gives me chills to this day

  • @kaylaheisser5938
    @kaylaheisser5938 4 года назад +5

    I’m not even capping I was paranoid for two days straight after watching this😳

  • @muhammadanugrahramadan1921
    @muhammadanugrahramadan1921 3 года назад +1

    Just found your channel, and got to say that I am loving your movie reviews man. Hope to see you one day become as big as foundflix!

  • @dominicr1173
    @dominicr1173 5 лет назад +8

    It’s amazing how this guy ain’t got a bigger audience yet

  • @odd-eyes9463
    @odd-eyes9463 4 года назад +2

    You see, Square Enix was taking so long to get Kingdom Hearts III out, Haley Joel Osmond decided to do something this insane while waiting. At least he had a cool story to tell when he got back to the recording studio.

  • @One-Hundred
    @One-Hundred 5 лет назад +3

    Bro that Twitch followers being angry at Howard for being able to walk comment was a great reference to an actual streamer who had that happen to him 😂

  • @bloodysweetzombiegirl
    @bloodysweetzombiegirl 3 года назад +1

    THERE’S NO CRYING IN WALRUSING!!!

  • @theheroofthestory9529
    @theheroofthestory9529 5 лет назад +15

    detroit: become walrus

  • @lettuce8279
    @lettuce8279 3 года назад +1

    You can adopt a walrus...
    All of this could have been avoided.