Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver - The WORST Film of YEAR!? - Angry Review
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- Опубликовано: 19 апр 2024
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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex review what maybe the STUPIDEST & Cringiest FILM Sequels EVER, Zack Synder somehow gets WORSE in The Scargiver!
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"This script, if you tape it to your windshield should allow you to park in handicapped spaces."
- Alex's seal of disapproval
Best line ever!😊
Yeah that description is just amazing PMAO
Savage.
R/rareinsults
But you need to park in the spot in super slo-mo
"He is impossible to underestimate"
"He's making it for dudes who put holes in their f***ing wall"
"Art as a whole is worse after this was put out"
Damn, Alex is delivering a verbal smack down worthy of Mark Twain.
How did you miss his remark of the movie script giving you access to parking in handicapped places ?
Best one by far: "This script, if you tape it to your windshield should allow you to park in handicapped spaces."
"But the 7 hour, R rated director's cut will save the film! Just you watch!"
- Hardcore Zack Snyder fans huffing copious amounts of copium.
Its like Snyder cut of Justice League.... yes its much better than the original..... but 4,5 hours cannot be said to be succeeding. The Star Wars Prequels are also brilliant because of the Clone Wars..... but the Clone Wars is not the prequels.
I'll be honest, I checked out Snyder league out of pure curiosity and because of everyone screaming at how much better it was than the theater cut. After I watched it, I was amazed at how shockingly dog shit it still was. Sure, it was marginally better, but when it was over 4 hours, having more of a bad thing, MAKES IT WORSE
Know why Hollywood is going 👇? It can be summed up in 3 letters. D E I
@@willw3736 White men are still able to fail upwards and make shitty movies, just ask Zack Snyder.
to be fair it's like he did it on purpose leaving out so much
It's a planetary war for 500$ worth of flour.
Exactly,
If I was the villagers i'd be like , is it worth it? Why couldn't just give them the flours. There is no explanation why flour is so important? Is it the only village in the whole empire to grow food?
@@eaudemiel It was meant to be like the Spice Melange bur he forgot to flesh out the details in the script.
@@DawidUliczny-ro7eo Let the flour...rise?
@@jamestomato1744 He who controls the Flour, controls the Kitchen.
Moods get sour when there is no flour.
Snyder fans CANNOT be blaming parent studio for this. This is on HIM
They already are. There is a ton of crybabies in X saying that "people hate him and cannot see his genius" and things like "All netflix films are bad and generic, it's not snyder fault"
@@BronnyDinasty are there? I haven't encountered a single one yet.
Snyder has fans? Been almost 20 years since 300, there are none left.
Snyder is proof that studios should interfere in filmmaking
@@BronnyDinasty People that are part of a cult will come up with any excuse.
"I'm imbarrased to say that i've seen this movie and i've been naked on the internet" -OJ, 2024
And it was glorious!
Yikes bro. "Embarrassed"
😂😂
What 😆😂🤣
@@Horrormaster13 In one of the reviews, they did a mock commercial and OJ was in a bathtub with bubbles and all, completely naked. Its all censored so they won't get in trouble but its there XD
I've never understood why Zack Snyder keeps getting money to make trash
The Germans have Uwe Boll!
Now officially, the Americans have Uwe Boll!
Oooh, good take.
Uwe Bolls movies never made money. All of Zacks movies minus Sucker Punch were profitable
@@t.h.mcgulliver3241 feels like that says more about us.
Not sure Uwe Boll has ever made a movie that can be reasonably defined as "good" while Snyder has. Not trying to defend these films for the record, just saying that he's not to that level
@@BP-dn9nv 300 and Dawn of the Dead was great, Man of Steel was pretty good, Snyder is indeed leagues above Boll. Crazy to say even current Snyder is leagues above Boll, that man only produced pure shit.
Alex's comment: "He's making it for dudes who put holes in their fuckin' wall" = absolute gold.
Pretty much the Snyder fandom in a nutshell especially when anything DCU news comes from Warner Bros or James Gunn, the current DC Studio executive
🤌👏👏👏Perfectly put
Also 17:32
"This script, if you tape it to your windshield, should allow you to park in handicap spaces."
Alex seems like seems like the kind of guy who puts holes in his walls so it should be right up his alley
@@angelganon8213 Snyderbot spotted.....lol
$166 million flushed down the toilet.
Or is it money laundering via making movies?
Nah they profited and well! Movie was paid for by Netflix lll he didn’t make it at Netflix!
Tax write-off...
At least they kept some people implode instead of leaving them unemployed.
this is literally money laundering. there is no another explaining for this shit
The Uwe Boll maneuver.
Snyder says we should wait for the R rated version. Why? This is the version he made. He chose to make this, knowing that this is what would be shown. It's not as if Netflix took his movie away, and re-edited without his permission. He made it this way. It was by design.
I feel like the Snyder cuts, at this point, are his attempt to retroactively fix his own failures after seeing them once released.
Exactly! How is the R-rated version going to improve this? Blood and guts would not save this pathetic excuse for a storyline.
@FishoD He openly said that the R rated films are in a completely different timeline. He said same scenes have completely different takes and dialog in them. He said it's not an extended cut where you add blood. They are different films.
Netflix cancels good shows all the time but keeps pumping hundreds of millions to terrible blockbusters!
I will never forgive them for cancelling the Dark Crystal show for the Kissing Booth 3. But The Sandman has given me hope
It’s almost like throwing hundreds of millions behind a guy based on his internet fanboys was a bad idea
Netflix: So we just want you to do these 2 films.
Zack: I'm going to do 6 films.
Netflix: What?
WB: First time working with Snyder, good luck!
WB: He's your problem now! Best of luck dealing with this fandom that always plagued us
I wonder if he told Netflix he’s doing 6.. they probably heard about it same time we did.
@@rbleaks818🤣🤣🤣In Morgan Freeman's voice from Dark Knight "GOOD LUCK"
Snyder is a certified conman
Zack: I'm a writer. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
it was a bold move to make two films without a screenplay of any kind
When Snyder was interviewed he told he is ready to make 4 more sequels to Rebel moon.
It's so wild to make two whole movies without enough plot for one
Snyder was on Joe Rogan trying to say his director's cut will be better. There is no way in hell that is true.
There’s a reason we have scripts so directors have something to make a film from. Yes writers ain’t always good but if you don’t have that foundation none of the cool s**t maters.
Stupid question but what is a screenplay? Is that the script? Or the storyboard or???
Told yall for years Snyder fucking sucks. He can’t write to save his life. I’m so damn glad he’s not doing DC movies anymore.
His best film was the “Dawn of the Dead” remake. Because he had a writer who could actually write. James Gunn.
The DC movies were good.
Directors cut is gonna be 50 mins of farming grain in slomo
a movie this catastrophically bad would be a career ender for anyother filmmaker
but for Snyder, its just another tuesday
Is good at it... the god of slow mo.😂
Bad movies just like this get made all the time 😂 wdym "career ending" haha Snyders not special. Just one of many successful bad filmmakers
@@prolastmedia6171 Not with a budget of $200 million and I cant imagine anyother director being greenlit for upto 6 movies after such a bad reception after the first 2 movies
He has always failed upwards.
Mel Gibson will explain who runs Hollywood lol
When your Netflix subscription goes up in price yet again, take solace in the fact that your money is going toward $200 million masterpieces such as this
@@randomuser-xc2wrwhat ruined game of thrones?
@@randomuser-xc2wrDany forgot about the Iron Fleet 🥴🥴🥴
Netflix has fucking sucked for years.
Me who uses Fmovies
@@jeremybaker5452 FACTS
I unsubscribed for the b¡Tch after Disney stole Daredevil season 4 from us
You know in Predator 1987, they did a far better job of introducing Dutch and his team in a fraction of the time that Rebel Moon tried across two feature length films. We didn't need an in depth breakdown of their past for us to care about them. Dutch and his team all have their specialties and personalities. Billy was the tracker, Blain was the heavy weapons guy, Poncho was the grenadier, Mac carried a light machine gun for support, Hawkins was the radio guy, Dutch was of course the team leader and Dillon was the CIA spook. We know that Mac and Blain had survived some hellish combat in Vietnam. Hawkins had a girlfriend with big boobs and couldn't stop telling cringey jokes about her. Poncho was all business. Billy was deeply in tune with the forest and was the first to sense that their pursuer wasn't human and he was very spooked about it, and Dutch and Dillion were old friends who went way back. And you know what, they didn't need bloody flashbacks to show all that. It was all information that was gleaned through casual dialogue and depicted interactions. I cared far more about Dutch and his team in that movie than i did about the discount bin seven samurais in Rebel Moon.
Ironically pretty sure it steals the title font from Predator
Because nothing in it can be original
This movie is worse than madame web because that movie was ruined by corporate incompetency meanwhile zack snyder just lacks complete originality
No that was filmmaking ineptitude. The director even said that Madame Web was what her career built up to. Chris Stuckmann said this and all you had to do was one Google search for interviews to get the truth out of it.
I mean it's not as bad as Madame web.. but it's still bad
@@tphil5901 This had twice the budget of Madame Web. Snyder just inflated the runtime into 2 movies with his ridiculous slowmos
@@Jarekx2007 A films budget is never a valid excuse for incompetent film making. While I agree rebel moon as it's been presented so far is a mess, there are a lot of individual aspects you can praise in some respect. I don't know if you've had the unlucky time to watch Madame web, but that's on a whole nother level of bad. Almost nobody involved with that film seemed to care much about what they were doing. Both in front and behind the camera.
@@tphil5901 And what are those individual aspects that can't be attributed to having a bigger budget?
Zack Snyder is the guy that thinks his ideas are so genius that they actually come off as stupid
@randomuser-xc - don’t you dare compare David MFING Fincher to Snyder.. Fincher’s still making worthwhile movies and LDR is one of the best shows out rn.
@@randomuser-xc2wrwow didn’t know this, I’d argue Fincher is far better than Zack. Ive only seen seven though 😂. Snyders movies are made worse when he has no original work to copy like 300 and Watchmen.
@@randomuser-xc2wr you have taken my response entirely to seriously. I literally said I’ve only seen seven, I was implying my opinion doesn’t matter on that because I’ve only seen seven. I’ve seen synders work. So based on the original statement about the similarities I really couldn’t touch on that. I can only say like I said Snyder can’t make a good movie unless it’s already got a blueprint.
@@randomuser-xc2wrputting Zack Snyder in the same sentence as David Fincher is CRIMINAL. Fincher is LEAGUES better than Snyder 😂
Exactly and there are people who fall for it every time!
I mean, this is the guy who wrote that Bautista could flip a 100LB poker table with 1 hand but couldn't lift a mattress. So yea.
What movie was that?
@@FlashmanJWI'm assuming the vegas zombie one, army of the dead or something
@@mediumvillainthat zombie movie is so fking shit holy Jesus FK, it's a stain in my memory
I dont remember that scene.
Some guy running around with axes survives platoons of stormtroopers with quick-firing laser-guns. Yep that happened.
Zack Snyder - Live Service movies
"Just wait for the hotfixes and dlcs"
Zack Snyder talks a lot without actually saying anything. Dude is a total hack
Yeah his interviews are painful to watch. Its like watching a rambling of a dumb college frat bro😂.
Hack Snyder
@@Korra228😂😂😂
All reviews are just subjective preferences determined by internal and external variables, that don't appeal to logic, rather post hoc rationalization. They are non-cognitive, non-real, non-descriptive. It's odd as you're just comparing 2 intuitions against each other, with "favourite" vs. "better". There is no such thing as an objective better/ best film. A subject, can subjectively have any preference, either determined by prior internal/ external cause or random due quantum indeterminacy. It wouldn't even be objective if every single subject agreed that 'x' was the best, it still would not be. It could only mean at best, that we have some 'objective' biological constraint to have a subjective preference to 'x'. Even if a god/s themselves came to earth and declared it objective aesthetics, it still wouldn't be, because a) god is a subject b) there's no stance independent aesthetics c) there's no objective, non-circular reason why you ought to care what a god/s thinks about aesthetics. For example, you could say 'x' has objectively the highest quality camera, therefore footage. But why is higher quality objectively better to a subject? Why "ought" a subject have preference 'x', they may have preference for potato quality film.
As for me, I have enjoyed; 300, Watchmen, Mos, BvS, JL. Do I like all his films? No. Does that make him a hack? No, in the same way, many of Nolan's films have not appealed to me either. You anti-Snyder trolls are more braindead than his actual sheep. You are a total moron.
*YOU!* 😡
The villain trains a child tl be his most loyal and skilled warrior and uses her as a scapegoat resulting in her becoming the biggest threat to his empire. So dumb.
Let him cook
One of the worst directors alive with an undeserved cult following just released a follow up to his previous film
Weird how I'm sure I'm talking about Neil Breen but it ..doesn't feel like it for some reason
Cade was mid af (by breen standards) he used green screen for everything 😞
"this guy is impossible to underestimate"
"Art - is worse - now that this film came out"
Wow, thats brutal
As for the triology in 6 films idea.
He's just copying more of starwars. He's prolly going to make a triology prequel type
He's copying Tolkein. Each of the Lord of the Rings is split into parts 1 and 2. By the end of Return of the King, Frodo and Sam are at Mount Doom in Part 6 of his trilogy. I'm not justifying ZS or saying his story deserves that treatment. It absolutely does not, but a six part trilogy is technically a thing that has existed in the past.
The three and a half minutes of slow motion of the rebels working on the farm and fielding Grain, was ABSURD 😭
You’re joking?? Slow mo
Farming?
@firstlast9846 Brother, I shit u not there is nearly four minutes of them just fielding grain fields in slow motion. Like you were watching a parody on farmers
@@firstlast9846lots of unnecessary slow motion
Its funny when people realize they are being trolled, but at the same time, have no idea that they are being trolled.
3 minutes? You sure it wasn't the whole movie it felt like it cuz godaimmmm this guy could probably make it in a flash movie just goddaimmmm the whole movie was slow
I mean Snyder himself said he doesnt pay attention to the audiences criticism, so he never learns a goddamn thing.
Because the Audience criticism just hates on him for no reason at all. They provide 0 valuable input.
This is BEFORE Rebel Moon even on his films that are good. So yeah, I wouldn’t listen to them either.
@@powerhouse884 For no reason? lmao have you seen his movies?
I don't have anything against Snyder as a person. When I watch interviews with him, he usually seems like a pretty decent dude.
But his movies have sucked for a long time now. He only has 2 decent movies... Watchmen and 300
Everything else he did was either barely okay or just straight up garbage.
Cool guy, but I don't think he was meant to make movies at all
@@powerhouse884 lol, his films have been the most dissected and eviscerated of any in history, broken down by scenes and meticulously shown why they suck and how they could be done better. He's just somehow even dumber than his fans which all things considered is probably his biggest accomplishment.
@@powerhouse884 films(?) The only decent movie he made was Watchmen in 2009 and it has been a gradually steep decline since then. AND NO, 300 does not count. He made a movie of an already pre-existing story from long ago and put some cool slo-mo visuals into it. THAT IS IT.
"You don't become a real man until your father dies." So that's why Superman and Cyborg both had to watch their fathers die in identical scenes. At least Snyder is consistent, I suppose
Sitting around a table and saying "everybody tell their story" is NOT "character development" BTW... :DDD
The “Star Wars killer” was trash. And Dune just trying to be itself is the best sci fi movie in 10 years.
I can’t believe people were saying it would destroy Star Wars
Disney did that themselves.
Arrival is the best sci-fi movie in 10 years
Well, to be fair, it's impossible to kill star wars now since star wars already killed itself.
Dune definitely took a fat dump on Star wars' grave 😂
Snyder fans in 2016: People who criticize Batman v Superman fail to understand the subtle genius of Snyder's sublime storytelling.
Snyder fans in 2024: Why are mean critics analyzing Rebel Moon? Can't they just enjoy some dumb shallow fun?
The problem is that Dumb SHallow Fun does not apply to Rebel Moon when its boring af
A film like Godzilla x Kong is dumb and fun but also entertaining from start to finish
@@rbleaks818Godzilla x Kong knows what it is, Rebel moon is trying take itself seriously.
My god, that stupid ass movie has some nasty fanboys.
MARTHAAAAAAAA
I love MoS BvS and ZSJL but Army of the Dead and rebel moon were boring as hell, I fell asleep 20 minutes into it.
Snyder did not write BvS
OJ: "I dont care about the villagers", .......spoken like a true warlord.
I liked how he had COAL POWERED spaceships that needed GRAIN to feed the people shoveling coal into his fucking spaceships. I guess they were gonna use the coal furnaces powering the spaceships to make bread because they're kinda like an oven, right Snyder. There was an oven in seven samurai and the Red Wedding was cool, right? Well there were also interdimensional chaos gods harvested for energy to power the spaceships, but they also needed coal. Its kind of how my car has a fusion reactor but is also powered by hamsters in a hamster wheel
Funniest movie I've seen in years and I still want to bash Snyder's head open in slooooooooooooooooow mooooooooooootion
I don't understand why farming grain was so important that they had to emphasize it with a ton of slow motion shots... Only to have the grain hardly even matter in the movie at all. Wha? Whyyyy?! Why Zack, WHY?
😂😂exactly the wholleee movie was farming, 5 mins of stories told by the fighters and last 10 mins of actual.fighting
because dey farm da grain in da seven samurai ma movie just like da seven samurai
Zaddy's farming simulator 25
The grain must...flow?
And yet theres a fandom that wants to the Snyderverse to be restored for some fcking reason
ZSJL was well recieved even by Angryjoe
@@christophermarabella5683not by many fans tho!
@@christophermarabella5683its only watchable because it HAD to be 4 hours. Even then its still flawed af especially when you got a film like The Batman and Dune Part 2 being long but still a cohesive story from start to finish.
Literally haven't seen a single comment like that since Rebel moon released lol
Another thing: Dune Part 2 and The Batman are both WB films with runtimes longer than 150 minutes but still tell a great cohesive story from start to finish with great characters and superior world building
Tarzan just stands there with his dumb hat watching his mother yeet herself off a balcony. What's with Snyder and kids just letting their parents kill themselves?
This movie sounds like something I'd come up with... when I was like 7. This is just embarrassing
This movie is so bad it has RUclipsrs drinking and dropping f bombs. That is a new achievement in bad film making. 😂. I don’t i could watch this movie just to see how bad it is.
It takes real talent to do that to the RUclips movie community… especially since half of those are the ones who (used to) defend Snyder.
It's called Scargiver, bcos you're supposed to get scarred from watching this movie.
Ooooooh 😮📝📝📝
Maybe the real scar was our hearts after watching this along the way ......
@@A_RUclips_Commenter Zack Snyder: "Let's put a scar on that face!"🔪
I was scarred by the first one. This is death -
@@afanofpeanuts7381 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dear Hollywood. I would like to apply for the position of filmmaker. I have zero experience or knowledge about making a film or writing a script for a film. However, I'm certain I couldn't do worse than Zack Snyder.
After finding out that Other Joe and Korey Coleman are friends, we need a Double Toasted-Angry Joe collaboration next!!!
I would mark out for a Korey/AJ team up review of something
They should've teamed up for this or the next rebel moon
The whole premise just kills me. A space empire with that level of technology needs grain from this small moon for no reason. I want to be in the room when the Netflix execs saw this complete dumpster fire of a movie.
Also, said space empire has spaceships that travel with FTL and are powered with what appears to be coal, that is literally shoveled into the engine room!
Like it's some 19th century steam ship! 😂
And they could not win over farmers with no military training.
Is the empire doing this to other moons/planets? Haven't seen the film
@@doublep1980I wish they just stole the Spice idea from Dune in order to make this story more coherent. Make the moon be a mining moon where they can acquire fuel for FTL or something, at least that way they actually have a reason to attack and subjugate the fkin moon.
Any question you ask, will be infinitely more intelligent than the "lore" of this film.@ClockworkMan13
There's so reasons given, there's no evidence or logic ask to why and there never will be.
It's a STUPID STUPID MOVIE
Hell yeah! This movie blew hot chunks of ass!! Worst acting, choreography, writing, story and directing! This is just a reason why Snyder shouldn’t be allowed to touch anything!!!
Guess you forgot he directed 300, ZSJL, MOS etc
300 was the only one worth mentioning and no I didn’t forget! He gets worse with every movie! And this was about the present, not his good doings over 15 years ago! 🙄
@@t.h.mcgulliver3241and Dawn of the Dead and Watchmen!
@@maxmazzotti6651 heck, I think Legend of the Guardians is insanely underrated. One of the more undeservingly obscure animated films of the 2000s in the vein of 9.
I’ve fallen asleep twice. Gonna try to watch in when we get home from Abigail tonight 😫
I remember the South Park (Matt Stone & Trey Parker) were talking to some students about writing. They said that you should never connect your story beats with "and then." Instead, they should be connected by "but" or "therefore." Snyder is doing the exact opposite. Like a kid who keeps rambling, his films keep saying "and then... a-and then... and and then, and then, and, and, and then."
Most 😬 WTF of part 2.
- the assassination of the KING by Baltus with violinists 🎻 who play ambient music.
- NEMESIS tells her story: she cuts off her arms to put on prosthetics...she tolerates the pain well..
- JIMMY faces the tank in front of soldiers who do not shoot, one more tank shot from Jimmy..
- The end dialogue between KORA and TITUS he tells him that Princess ISSA is still alive!?
God that moment when everybody just tell their story in front of everybody, did Znyder really sat through editing with this movie, watching this scene, and thought it's okay? 🤦
@@tomthomas3499 It's sharing time, guys. We need to do some bonding here AND make the audience empathize with our tragic background.
The robot was meant to be on there side so that's why they didn't shoot
Angry joe: You watch bad movie!
Other joe: YES… but this is different…
Not really, it copied every scifi movie have too many similarities
The snyder bots will blame anyone for bad movies except their master
Nah, as a fan I'm faulting him for selling us these watered down versions of his own material willingly despite never caring about putting some genuine effort onto them. All just a rush job for the sake of being allowed some director cuts in the future that now barely anyone's interested in checking out.
@@a7000zothe directors cut will be just as bad
Alex going off was the best part of the movie being made.
Madame Web: "I'm the shittiest movie of the year."
Rebel Moon 2: "Hold my beer."
Megamind vs the Doom syndicate: Literally amateurs compare to me
All over one patch of grain, Zack Snyder really needs to hire a writer....
Was it magic wheat or something
@@georgekostaras perhaps they were full of ergots and it was the galaxy's biggest supply of lysergic acid
@@georgekostaras It must be magic if they want to start a war over it 🤷
Its temporally distorted grain thats why the slomo happened it has time powers
@@permafrostyx ooooooh it bends spacetime! So it powers warp drives
I wonder how many studios are going to give this guy work, before they learn that he can't tell a story to save his life.
Rejected by Disney- red flag #1
Written by Zack Synder - red flag #2
Netflix production - red flag #3.
Casting... He has so much money and only hires a single great actor: Djimon Hounsou, who of course only has 5 lines in the entire thing. Anthony Hopkins doesn't count.
@@Bayard1503
Yeah, I even liked Sofia Boutella in ‘Kingsman’ and ‘Star Trek Beyond’… but wow, she definitely cannot *lead* a movie… and I don’t think it’s the script that was the only problem…
Netflix actually makes really great content especially shows.
I was a huge Snyder fan and defender, but the worst movies I’ve seen the past few years were Army of the Dead and Rebel Moon 1. It’s baffling he went up to eleven on every point of critisism on his work.
The weirdest thing to me is how bad the action was. He made action look like paintings, even if you hate BVS you can’t deny how awesome the Batman warehouse action was.
But besides those last 3 movies having the worst plots, dialogue and characters, he even seems to not understand when to go to bullet time and when to zoom in and out of the action… I genuinely was looking forward to Rebel Moon, hoping for redemption after the disaster of a zombie heist movie. Nope. It was just as bad if not worse.
That flashback of Queen Elizabeth diving off a balcony while her Noir Private Investigator son watches as pegasi and jetbikes fight under a skyline of a zeppelin crashing into a skyscraper...
What the hell was that? It looks like an AI fever dream.
To be fair it looked much more interesting than the galactic empire going to war with a farm for grain
Not pegasus. Griffins
Really looked like AI. Just random shit thrown at the screen.
you forgot ... In slow mo.... ugh
I just want to know why he was dressed as Mary Poppins
How much time till snyder crybabies began chanting "we want the snydercut", "it's the studio fault", "you are all dumb and star wars that copied his ideas".
The himbo madman strikes again.
At this point, a warning to all movie studios when hiring Zack Snyder, you are likely going to be blamed for the terrible film from him. WB learned from this and Netflix is going to pay the price.
imma be honest. The only one i saw was the syndercut but for DC. I never seen the nonsense you're saying for Rebel Moon
The Snydercut can't save it, if it was any longer most of the audience would be asleep halfway through.
Its funny that people like you are meming snydercut, when that's exactly what is planned. When they were negotiating with Netflix he wanted to do the two movies as R rated. But Netflix wanted PG13 so kids could watch it. And Netflix proposed for two version to be made and that's what happened. R rated versions with gore and sex for both 1 and 2 are set to release after a while.
@@-BlazeK-does that mean that the entire story is hidden behind sex, cursing, and gore?
Somehow I don’t think that will make this better.
Snyder should stop making films if he NEEDS 7 hours to tell no story.
Edited: I’m halfway into the review and they just stated that Snyder wants to make SIX of these!
Forget what I said earlier… he can’t tell a story with almost TWENTY HOURS of movie!
When my kids and I watched this film, we so wanted to like this film, but the shear stupidity of virtually every scene made that impossible. Problem is, nothing about the story made any sense. We knew it was doomed when they spent 15 minutes telling each "hero's' back story. Why Snyder felt that that was necessary is anyone's guess. Utterly pointless, and boring. A futuristic society that harvests grain by hand cutting it with scythes, but don't even bother to use their draft animals. Yet they are advanced enough to have hover craft to move the cut grain?!?!?!? Worse, one of the main characters somehow managed to needlepoint 5 separate hero banners in less than the 5 emergency get ready for battle days. Really? That was her priority when everyone else in this tiny little town is cutting grain and digging elaborate hideaway ditches? Then the bad guys have this massive dread-naught hovering over the town with the intent of wiping out the rebels. A futuristic dread-naught that needs to use a periscope to target the townsfolk from the sky? HUH, who thought that that was a good idea? The locals get their asses handed to them on the ground, and yet somehow they have more people survive than were in the film at the beginning? But all the battle hardened, heavily armed and armored soldiers lose and get killed? What insanity is that? It was downright laughable when Kora is on board the ship and about to blow up the engine room where the audience is treated to see that the ship is coal powered? How dumb was that? And exactly how in the universe did the folks on the dread naught not see the third drop ship get blown up on the ground, only to have a third drop ship land on board ship with no required clearance, and then they Kora to the med bay for treatment? Nothing about the story made any sense. The rebels have a highly advanced battle droid, who is more preoccupied with contemplating its own existence then help the civilian towns folk. He then waits until more than half the town has been killed before he decides to put in his own defense. Nice. Talk about a useless character there. And when the dread naught has finally and miraculously been destroyed, the cavalry arrives to save the day by destroying the remaining scraps of enemy forces. Who called on the cavalry (the mercenary smugglers left behind from the first film) to arrive just when they did? And exactly how did they know where to go and when to arrive? It was like the entire story line was written by a 5 year old.
I started watching this movie, and started playing on the phone. Then I noticed everyone getting quilts for being such great hero’s. I didn’t know a couple of faces. I turned it off and just watched the review. The review is entertaining. AJ, OJ and Alex. Thank you for your service.
Look, Snyder's had plenty of chances for years. Someone needs to stop giving him movies to direct. Seems he always says he's going to do a new cut or add footage to an old film of his. Just *STOP* it already. There's folks out there with talent and not given an opportunity because of films being directed like this.
Synder's bosses are money launderers. They just use his shitty movies to launder.
Blah blah blah bot in here wit no life, u aint gotta comment ma nizzle just cause da thumbnail has epic fail on it
But Nolan loves him
This is literally a scam at this point. All these director's cuts aren't far superior to the original movie at all. Only the JL cut, and even then, I'd argue that movie is pretty stupid and way too long. That's a unique case.
Snyder is a certified conman
Never did I think plot armour could be topped. Let me introduce you to grain armour! Not even the most powerful force in the galaxy can destroy grain!
I've never seen soooooooo many slowmotions in one movie... every single thing that happened had to have a stupid slow-mo part.. In my country it's illegal to take the drugs Snyder was taking to make this movie..
Marketing? It is straight to Netflix... how much marketing do they need?
“We’ll see you, in the spoiler section”
Absolutely nothing worth while happens in this movie, that i didn’t even realise that this video was avoiding “spoilers”.
There isn't even a plot summary on Wikipedia yet.
Ill do one now. Bad guys get hungry and come down to moon, go fetch 7 jabronis and bring them back. Rebel moon part one done lol
Ps theyre always after his lucky charms!
I'm reminded of Natalie Haynes summarising the Iliad.
"Book Five: Fighting. Book Six..."
Across the Stars, Free on RUclips, is a Roger Corman Early 80s Sci-fi with classic TV stars. It's more coherent and emotionally rewarding than this modern catastrophe from a Director/rip-off Creator too Narcissistic to smell his own poop as anything else than Roses.
I share Joe's sentiment. I was lmao'ing most of the way through the movie - even my better half managed to giggle at the ridiculousness of it all, and she's normally very grumpy when movies are stupid. Though we did fast-forward a lot. I think we watched the entire movie in around one hour.
lemme watch the review quick before Netflix try to take it down again.
Take the crayons away from Zack Snyder 😠
If he had to shoe horn in a grape scenario he could've done it without even touching the girl. Have the soldiers talk amongst themselves their plan to do it. Maybe their sergeant overhears and actually is a stickler for the rules and tries to fight them down. They kill him out of frustration and as they rush toward the girl, the robot jumps in. I had that idea in two minutes, he didn't even try.
Angry Joe: Snyder is currently writting the third film
Alex: Let's hope he runs out of crayons!
That was a far better one liner than any from this trash movie
Zack Snyder made an awful movie that is style over substance with awful world building and uninspiring characters? Welcome to every single one of his films from Man of Steel to now. The amount of money and IP this man has wasted and the damage he has caused to other IP is utterly astonishing.
I thought man of steel was pretty good but that’s about it lol
@@AaronLBond It's an awful Superman film. The resemblance is in name and powers alone, the characterization of Clark is awful. But then Zack doesn't understand any DC character and just wants to smash action figures together in slow motion so its not unexpected.
@@AaronLBond SNYDER didnt write Man of Steel so it was actually pretty good. Nolan did
@@hotman718David goyer wrote the script. Nolan only came up with the base story with goyer.
@@prathapkutty7407 they co wrote it then. So I didn't say anything incorrect
The comment Alex made about posting the script on your car windshield is the most out of pocket thing I've heard from him, and I LIVE FOR IT.
Snyder: let’s make a Star Wars!
Villeneuve: lead them to Paradise…
The funniest thing about this whole thing is remembering how everyone was saying "poor Zack Snyder, the studio done him dirty" a few years ago.
The WORST part is that Netflix is increasing subscription prices to pay for this shit. We (as Netflix subscribers) actually bought this whether we wanted it or not.
FUCK
Dud they never ban account sharing. Let them take your 2 rusty bucks if they want. We probably own them hundreds rn😅
I haven't subscripted to Netflix after I saw Rebel Moon Part One.
Imagine living in 2024 and paying for a subscription service
@@zaab-yaoh9302litteraly millions of free sites that make you watch these without signing up and stream in 4k hd.
As soon as I saw the scene with the king and the band kept playing I knew we were in Monty Python territory.
The final scene should have been Zack Snyder getting arrested.
Dude I said the exact same thing on Twitter, even the Monty Python reference!
@@coolbritannia1979 No way! Great minds.
/salute
Snyder, Part 1 & 2 doesn’t mean make the same movie twice.
I drew the line at the slow-mo harvesting of crops, film got turned off there.
Madame Web has been dethroned.
The plus side it’s the perfect storm of constant failures that might just put Zack Snyder in Director jail for a few years.
He is a bad director. Insane that studios are still hiring him
And the people defending him are more insane than the studios that hired him
Well, Warner Bros. got rid of him…
"you did a disservice to humanity earlier calling this fun to watch" I literally cried, funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
My dad and I tried to watch the movie but the first 30 mins we just skipped to the part where the action start and that was okay but still had some cliche and stupid scenes
Why Zack Snyder put out a movie that is universally panned just to release a directors cut and expect it to get better results lol 😂
Because he tricked people the last time he did it and his cult ate it up despite it being worse pretty much across the board.
Jeremy Jahns' thumbnail was all i needed to know about the film, thanks for confiming 🤣🤣🤣
Jeremy Jahns is my go to for RUclips criticism 😂Love him since his rant video on Meagan Fox April O'Neal announcement😂
After seeing his Army of the Dead, I was done giving Zack Snyder the benefit of the doubt
Other Joe, the guy for "OJ's Bad Movie Reviews", the guy that loves bad movies: "I am embarrassing to say I watched Rebel Moon"
Zack Snyder should be banned from writing screenplays.
He should be banned from the directors chair.
I think that’s why the writers’ strike of 2023 happened…
Worse than madam web??
Madam Web, for all its flaws, at least was SOMEWHAT a self contained film. This doesn’t even have that.
No! At least this had action!
@@wesleyfravel5149that’s crazy 😂. Thank God I didn’t finish part 1
Nah
Whoa lets not go too far.
Snyder in a few years: I hope to re release rebel moon to my true vision.
Us: how about make a film good the first time around.
17:07 -Imagine dying before your father in that family. What the hell would they write on the tombstone? "Here lies Jimmy, 33, his father outlived him so he was not a man."?
Since I was a kid, I’ve always wanted a KOTOR movie. Now, I don’t want it because I know for a fact they will butcher it. Keep your grimy hands away from it please.
Snyder is milking this Netflix deal 😂😂
I'm fan of dc snyder, but with this movie i have to stop this man.. army of dead is also garbage and a wasted opportunity.
Rebel moon is just terrible. Only thing that’s interesting to me is the robot
Here before the Snyder cult
cut*
@@Justice4Skye no I said it right
Btw... That's an old saying, that you won't be a man until your father/parents pass away, they're not creative enough to come up even with that.
Ripoff Moon-The scabies giver. Another trash vehicle heading over the cliff into the trash bin of history. No wonder Netflix didn't promote this clunker after the awful reactions to the first film. This film is as dead as Dillinger. To quote Admiral Akbar, "Its a TRAP"!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm still trying to figure out how Butch adjacent female character #2 somehow got promoted to adult table share your backstory in part 2 whereas in Part I all she did was scream from miles away when Black Guerrilla leader 2 offed himself axing a space ship