Things vocalists say in the studio

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • This is a parody video of what I hear a lot of vocalists say in the studio. It's meant to be slightly exaggerated and humorous.

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  • @kennabarkdull48
    @kennabarkdull48 9 лет назад +1258

    "so if i inhale, and you reverse it, that makes it an exhale right?"
    I LOST IT

    • @Naku_u
      @Naku_u 7 лет назад +13

      I'm actually so confused now... I can't wrap my head around what that would sound like.

    • @mannequingaming54
      @mannequingaming54 3 года назад

      While I was watching this video for the first time, I looked down and saw this comment. Right as I did, the line happened
      Epic

    • @nonfictionrambo6957
      @nonfictionrambo6957 5 месяцев назад

      #BroLove #666Pro #EndTimes #Celepretty #TFM

    • @ИапГоревич
      @ИапГоревич 4 месяца назад

      I do the opposite. If you exhale and reverse it, then it's inhale

  • @eXeMagnum
    @eXeMagnum 9 лет назад +701

    "SO IF I INHALE and YOU REVERSE IT, that's like an exhale RIGHT?!"
    YOOOOOOI BEST LINE!!!!

  • @SpectreSoundStudios
    @SpectreSoundStudios 10 лет назад +547

    This is far too true. Great job, man!

    • @zornzon
      @zornzon 10 лет назад +3

      ha ha ha, now that hit the mark for sure \m/

    • @wtalking1
      @wtalking1 10 лет назад +8

      unless i missed it you forgot. I think there is something wrong with this microphone

    • @menteur4444
      @menteur4444 10 лет назад +4

      OMG!!! I LOVE YOU SPECTRE!!!

    • @ViciousPandas
      @ViciousPandas 6 лет назад

      wow 2018

  • @DannyZabolotny
    @DannyZabolotny 10 лет назад +398

    "So if I inhale and you reverse it, that's like an exhale, right?" Best line in the video, bravo.

    • @ConnorArbiter
      @ConnorArbiter 10 лет назад +16

      genius, but still painful to think about :(

  • @cThreep
    @cThreep 9 лет назад +217

    Here's one that could be added to the list:
    "Yeah, our guitar player couldn't make it tonight, but I can do all his parts anyways. Way easy."

  • @tompreston3444
    @tompreston3444 9 лет назад +214

    "I'm influenced by tiny Tim" - I lost it

  • @AHXchurch
    @AHXchurch 9 лет назад +228

    "So if I inhale, and you reverse it, it's like an exhale, right?"

  • @Masterminer11
    @Masterminer11 8 лет назад +243

    "evanescence is not my idol", I literally cried xD

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 8 лет назад +2

      LAMSY Wouldn't make any sense for a male vocalist to idolize them.

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 8 лет назад +1

      I mean the joke didn't really make sense, as a male vocalist cannot really take much from Amy Lee by virtue of her being female.

    • @Rebel_Vamp1r3
      @Rebel_Vamp1r3 8 лет назад +2

      well I am a female vocalist so Amy Lee is actually One of my references but yeah, it's normal for a Guy not to have her as a reference whether they like the band and her voice or not

    • @veronicadavanzo2064
      @veronicadavanzo2064 7 лет назад +1

      +Andrew Visokey Your profile picture looks like my cat.

    • @jackskellington9570
      @jackskellington9570 7 лет назад

      Andrew Visokey They actuality can.

  • @ChaddeusThaddeus
    @ChaddeusThaddeus 10 лет назад +120

    This is so accurate it hurts about 90% was basically me when I recorded an EP

    • @SirThomasTheAwesome
      @SirThomasTheAwesome 10 лет назад +4

      What band are you in?

    • @ChaddeusThaddeus
      @ChaddeusThaddeus 10 лет назад +14

      We're The Freaks,
      Currently waiting on our music but we should have it out soon!:D

    • @Koolmafiamanblade
      @Koolmafiamanblade 9 лет назад +2

      Conor Slatz Just looked up your band on youtube. Pretty good.

  • @XZYLOSavage
    @XZYLOSavage 10 лет назад +37

    "Who's the best vocalist you've ever recorded...Besides me obviously" HOLY SHIT, THIS IS DEAD FUCKING ON.

  • @ExplodingMusicSyndrome
    @ExplodingMusicSyndrome 9 лет назад +102

    i think asking for water is perfectly reasonable lol

    • @gabrielhole-jones2547
      @gabrielhole-jones2547 9 лет назад +34

      +En?gma Music the joke is that he isn't bringing his own- he's not prepared like the rest of the band is.

  • @josephmother6381
    @josephmother6381 7 лет назад +52

    ``So if I inhale, and you reverse it, it's an exhale, right?``
    *wheeze*

  • @FreestyleEntOnline
    @FreestyleEntOnline 9 лет назад +65

    how bout the ''shit, I messed that up but can you still play that back to me'' or the ''delete that.......and after 20 minutes, hey do you still have the....''

  • @Tritsus
    @Tritsus 9 лет назад +39

    Well Blink 182 is my idol ;_;

  • @solitajre222
    @solitajre222 9 лет назад +23

    "Do you smoke? Like weed? You got any?". So true.

  • @jellomantv
    @jellomantv 8 лет назад +86

    add some reverb, delay, chorus, gain, flanger, phaser😂

  • @Johnny_Is_Dead
    @Johnny_Is_Dead 9 лет назад +4

    Wow. Everything in this video is literally everything that came out of the singers mouth in my old band all the time. In, and out of the studio. In short the guy never shut his mouth lol. But exaggerated? I find that the level of realism is very strong in this one. Epic vid man.

  • @ianmyrick4032
    @ianmyrick4032 8 лет назад +108

    'Evanescence is not my idol' heh heh

  • @ApusFIN
    @ApusFIN 10 лет назад +8

    This is so epic, man! As a singer of our band I can relate to at least half of these. Or fuck it - who am I kidding, I've probably said ALL of these in the booth.. :D
    Wich brings to my mind, I definitely need to show this to our recorder Sami Koivisto (we are heading to the studio the second of december. Only a few weeks from now, yikes!). He has done albums for exampe for Amorphis, Swallow the Sun and Medeia, so if someone has heard all of these - it's him!
    Cheers from Finland!

  • @joshuang3919
    @joshuang3919 8 лет назад +123

    0:39 me in every essay or speech.

    • @anhedonia4441
      @anhedonia4441 7 лет назад +1

      you sir, made my day

    • @louisjoubert6848
      @louisjoubert6848 5 лет назад +1

      Aghhhh brilliant!😂. Yes this comment is 3 years late😂

  • @TheWypieh
    @TheWypieh 10 лет назад +9

    Lost it at "I sound a lot like Phil Bozeman" & "No I don't inhale"
    Hahaha

  • @spacepirateivynova
    @spacepirateivynova 8 лет назад +28

    "but, It sounds better when I cup the mic..."

  • @Vaiskipelaa
    @Vaiskipelaa 9 лет назад +18

    Me in the studio: "I still don't know how to do this. Gosh, I suck."
    "And what's with these drums? They don't go like that!"
    "And these sounds. They're so bad."
    "Holy shit we all suck dick."

  • @jasonphillips7521
    @jasonphillips7521 8 лет назад +7

    I know singers that are like "I forgot what to sing next i'll just let the crowd sing it for me then."

  • @thelordsaunders
    @thelordsaunders 9 лет назад +2

    As a drummer and engineer - you've nailed us all. I absolutely love these videos - thanks for the laughs!!

  • @vincegalarza7736
    @vincegalarza7736 9 лет назад +9

    "Have you heard that currently relevant band's new record?" XD

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 10 лет назад +92

    Not one jab at the vocalists always asking for a beer? I don't know about you, but everyone I've met who records vocals has at least a couple of bottles during the session.

    • @simplifymedc
      @simplifymedc 10 лет назад +4

      I may be in the minority, but I have never drunk any alcohol during recording sessions, and don't drink before shows(except for literally 1 time)

    • @cameronwilliams4738
      @cameronwilliams4738 10 лет назад

      Beer is actually good for your voice, the bubbles and yeast relax your vocal cords and basically do a warm up without doing a warm up !

    • @simplifymedc
      @simplifymedc 10 лет назад +17

      Cameron Williams not sure if you're joking, but i really hope you are..

    • @cameronwilliams4738
      @cameronwilliams4738 10 лет назад

      No I'm serious look it up it works !

    • @nie_sluchowski
      @nie_sluchowski 10 лет назад +22

      Cameron Williams "the bubbles and yeast relax your vocal cords and basically do a warm up without doing a warm up"
      oh
      my
      god.

  • @1D991
    @1D991 7 лет назад

    I just spent the last hour of my life watching your vids. Definitely subscribing~

  • @Nethrezar
    @Nethrezar 8 лет назад +4

    0:26 I can hear Glenn Fricker screaming "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?! BY CROM'S BALLS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!"

  • @Maffoo
    @Maffoo 9 лет назад +5

    "High pass radio effect" lolololol

  • @Braxzilla13
    @Braxzilla13 2 года назад +1

    1:35
    "Howard Jones is my Idol"
    And here we are in 2022 with SION being one of the best projects in metal today.

  • @matthewmirochna4456
    @matthewmirochna4456 10 лет назад +4

    "The metronome's off." You're killing me bro too funny.

  • @ToaGatanuva
    @ToaGatanuva 8 лет назад +25

    So if you inhale, and reverse it, it becomes an exhale right?

  • @blazejecar
    @blazejecar 9 лет назад +15

    why is the water thing there as a joke? I find water really helpful, especially on a longer session

    • @Stratocat93
      @Stratocat93 9 лет назад +40

      I think the point was that he's asking the producer for water instead of having brought his own. Yeah, let me pay you 5k for a four hour recording session and spend 10 minutes having you go get water for me.

    • @blazejecar
      @blazejecar 9 лет назад +3

      Stratocat93 ah, yea that makes sense XD

    • @catshumpcats3
      @catshumpcats3 9 лет назад

      Probably to do with not singing good and thinking water will make them sound better.

    • @Jemzedmusic
      @Jemzedmusic 9 лет назад

      Stratocat93 5k for a four hour session? Is that how much it costs in America? Even at a relatively high end studio over here in a central area with high rent you wouldn't be charged more than £.250 for a whole day, that's terrible

    • @Stratocat93
      @Stratocat93 9 лет назад +1

      Jemzedmusic It varies wildly depending on the studio you go to, but often it can cost that much or more.

  • @backslash68
    @backslash68 8 лет назад +13

    "Howard Jones is my idol" hahahahaha

  • @benoitmariton2569
    @benoitmariton2569 9 лет назад

    Aah can't get enough of your videos man! Thanks

  • @gounderusbyMichaelTomlins
    @gounderusbyMichaelTomlins 9 лет назад +7

    They hardly say anything.....cuz they are ALWAYS LATE!!!!

  • @alliepasswaiter
    @alliepasswaiter 9 лет назад +1

    Or if it's me I am like "let's do another take". And everybody is like noooooooooooooo the last one is good enough! Perfectionist right here.

  • @Amusedtroubadour
    @Amusedtroubadour 5 лет назад +1

    Much love to you Jared! Sadly, a lot of vocalists do act this way. Very egotistical and afraid to admit when they screw up. I’m a vocalist as well, and I try to embrace my screw ups because it helps me get better
    PSA to ALL vocalists who think they’re the shit. You’re really not. If it weren’t for your band, you would be an a capella mess up. Don’t hurt yourself please.

  • @sindrome6877
    @sindrome6877 9 лет назад +4

    "Blink-182 is my idol"
    My favorite band. Had no idea you'd ever mention them 😂

  • @mel30ish1
    @mel30ish1 9 лет назад

    I could watch these videos all fuckin day! I so needed that giggle, glad I came here! Funny dude and fuckin cute too, being cute always helps when you're a funny dude!

  • @revdavid11
    @revdavid11 9 лет назад +3

    "So if I inhale and you reverse it, that's like and exhale, right?"
    :D :D :D

  • @Evilvengeance666
    @Evilvengeance666 9 лет назад

    Jared, I like your videos. You crack me up all the time.

  • @Papri666
    @Papri666 9 лет назад

    Man, my stomach hurts :D :D In every "say in the studio" video. I've not laughed so hard in years.

  • @Cletus575
    @Cletus575 10 лет назад +6

    Hahaha: "I think the metronome's off"

  • @StevenJamesTX
    @StevenJamesTX 10 лет назад +1

    "Have you heard my EDM side-project?" LOLOLOLOL!!! #RealLife

  • @SG-_-245
    @SG-_-245 7 лет назад +2

    10 questions scientists still can't answer
    "If I inhale and you reverse it it's like an exhale right?"

  • @sebastianfjorn
    @sebastianfjorn 8 лет назад +1

    this was me 4 years ago, it's really spot on, so much that i feel embarrassed

  • @le0mendez
    @le0mendez 9 лет назад

    The "high -pass radio effect" lol. Great videos.

  • @DimBass
    @DimBass 10 лет назад +9

    Your 3 "funny" video are awesome, I like your humor, make more fun vids!

  • @johnmueller7647
    @johnmueller7647 7 лет назад +2

    "Hey man do you uh, smoke like...weed?...you got any?"

  • @Esptta
    @Esptta 9 лет назад

    Do you run your sm7b to a stand alone preamp? or do you just run it to an interface? And what do you use?

  • @mistersadaimusic
    @mistersadaimusic 9 лет назад

    "Can you do a high pass radio effect? I'm just trying to be as original as possible" I fucking died

  • @dimahenriksson8246
    @dimahenriksson8246 7 лет назад +1

    "Have you heard my EDM side project?" That's Caleb Shomo right there. :D

  • @brandoncarlson1565
    @brandoncarlson1565 10 лет назад +2

    "I'm just trying to be as original as possible"

  • @AMRL4
    @AMRL4 9 лет назад +1

    " I totally sound like Phil Bozeman " LOOOOOL

  • @LewisTaglialavore
    @LewisTaglialavore 8 лет назад +4

    I was just waiting for him to mention honey 😂

  • @NuclearGrizzly
    @NuclearGrizzly 9 лет назад +4

    You forgot, "Sorry I'm late" and " I gotta' cut out early".

  • @Stillblissstudios
    @Stillblissstudios 9 лет назад +1

    Jared I just want to say. You're killin' it. Don't let the aliens abduct you!

  • @craigjonesjr5820
    @craigjonesjr5820 5 лет назад

    God you're so good at these

  • @davew5303
    @davew5303 7 лет назад

    "Im definitely influenced by tiny Tim" you owe me a new pair of sides Jared 😂😂😂

  • @jimlahey6530
    @jimlahey6530 9 лет назад

    *after every single take* "alright I'm coming in"

  • @triplef3v3r
    @triplef3v3r 9 лет назад

    I almost shit my pants of this video. you're so funny bro!

  • @lydiasilverstein5770
    @lydiasilverstein5770 9 лет назад

    This put me in the mood to eat a donut. But i really loved this haha:)

  • @Pixelman16
    @Pixelman16 9 лет назад +3

    "I´m kinda influenced by Tiny Tim" Oh my God xD

  • @Grizzbit
    @Grizzbit 9 лет назад +8

    What microphone do you use?

  • @theoldeuropeguitars
    @theoldeuropeguitars 8 лет назад

    "guys I don't have a mic with me. You got one around? Cables? What? What is a 5 pole socket?"

  • @ZRPStudios
    @ZRPStudios 9 лет назад

    "I think the metronome is off" I actually just laughed out loud.

  • @huntressxwizard
    @huntressxwizard 7 лет назад

    "I just need to go smoke a cigarette real quick" I feel personally attacked

  • @Blacktull89
    @Blacktull89 10 лет назад

    The accuracy of this video is over a thousand

  • @SoulOfTheBoss
    @SoulOfTheBoss 10 лет назад

    hahaha "Maybe some Flanger?" I lost it!

  • @Scootke
    @Scootke 7 лет назад

    it's 2017 and this video still makes me rolling

  • @Rebel_Vamp1r3
    @Rebel_Vamp1r3 8 лет назад

    Amy lee is a reference for me but I am a female vocalist and have known Evanescence for about 13 years so I guess that's why haha, great video!

  • @MixedRogueKhorri
    @MixedRogueKhorri 7 лет назад

    omg why am I like looking back and asking myself have I said these things......( yes yes I have)...that tea part......everytime

  • @XavierGreyhound42667
    @XavierGreyhound42667 9 лет назад +2

    "Hey man... do you uhh you know? Smoke.. like weed? You got any?"
    Sounds like my vocalist XDDD

  • @robsonbass6058
    @robsonbass6058 9 лет назад

    Hah! Between you and SpectreSoundStudios, I get loads of comedy quality TONE! :D

  • @MobileDecay
    @MobileDecay 9 лет назад +5

    You forgot"I am the band!!!!"

  • @TheHiddenagendaLV
    @TheHiddenagendaLV 9 лет назад

    ''so if I inhale and you put reverse on it is like an exhale right?'' priceless

  • @VokillCovers
    @VokillCovers 10 лет назад +14

    True story :D

  • @MostlyNotDps
    @MostlyNotDps 8 лет назад

    What's that picture you have on the wall in the background? I've seen it in a few of your videos.

  • @imJOLLiEBEE
    @imJOLLiEBEE 10 лет назад

    "Can I get a discount if I do this really quick?"

  • @PolakSteve
    @PolakSteve 9 лет назад

    If you inhale and reverse it, it's exhale, right?
    haha made my day!

  • @PANDAxCLITx666
    @PANDAxCLITx666 9 лет назад +1

    The Phil Bozeman part crucified me!

  • @jarido12
    @jarido12 5 лет назад +1

    This is why I do my production and vocals by myself XD

  • @eddrulz
    @eddrulz 9 лет назад

    Reverse an inhale
    turns into an exhale.
    I lost it.

  • @StoriesOfSolitude
    @StoriesOfSolitude 10 лет назад +1

    I produce myself usually, but I'm usually thinking all those things to myself. LOL

  • @rojachi7847
    @rojachi7847 6 лет назад

    Got any tea?
    Got any water?
    Got any honey?
    I need to go smoke a cigarrette... BAHAHAHA!!!

  • @ackearvidsson7180
    @ackearvidsson7180 9 лет назад

    "Have you heard my EDM sideproject?" I'm dead

  • @LKKSProductions
    @LKKSProductions 10 лет назад

    "So if you inhale and you reverse it, it's like an exhale right?" Aha, I enjoy these too much.

  • @owlsumneitor
    @owlsumneitor 7 лет назад

    "So if i inhale, then you reverse it, itll be like an exhale right?" died laughing hahahahhahahahahaha

  • @factorypilot99
    @factorypilot99 9 лет назад

    "If I inhale and reverse it won't t sound like an exhale?" XD

  • @hope8522
    @hope8522 7 лет назад

    Me: *attempts inhale and fucking dies* "This is why I don't do inhale vocals"

  • @hailskatean
    @hailskatean 8 лет назад +1

    "high pass radio effect" - died

  • @BLAZINGwaffle56
    @BLAZINGwaffle56 8 лет назад

    that tiny tim part killed me

  • @SadieGoetsch
    @SadieGoetsch 8 лет назад +6

    eVanescence iS mY iDoL tHo

  • @Skateandsmoke420
    @Skateandsmoke420 9 лет назад

    "I think the metronome's off" LMAO

  • @NightOfTheLiving8bit
    @NightOfTheLiving8bit 9 лет назад +2

    It makes me feel awkward knowing that Phil Bozeman, is my actual friend.

  • @Andres9632
    @Andres9632 10 лет назад +9

    Anyone who puts their cell phone into the mic... ugh.

  • @ladievengeance1577
    @ladievengeance1577 9 лет назад

    the inhale part is so accurate HAHAHAH

  • @TheEmberEdit
    @TheEmberEdit 7 лет назад

    Lol, so many times have I asked for water - I relate xD And then soon after, I have to pee..