I Could buy however many of these I want www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/B20DAR--meinl-cymbals-byzance-dark-ride-cymbal-20-inch?mrkgcl=28&mrkgadid=3319278793&rkg_id=0&campaigntype=dsa&campaign=aaDSA&adgroup=1669547223%3ADSA - Product - Drums&placement=google&adpos=1t1&creative=282276643099&device=m&matchtype=b&network=g&gclid=CjwKCAjw0N3nBRBvEiwAHMwvNhXuTCZ6NW9W_gWienI0H4XDTNaFOaiIwIwPVNdmc-bPUc7Li2SDpRoC2-8QAvD_BwE
Ha ha. You should do one about lead singers. You know how many lead singers it takes to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
I would still love to be a front man in a band. And believe me I would be humble and not bark orders. It is a band effort, not just one individual. lol
atranfanatic Well said. Yes, of course a band should be a band but always egos. It's not always the singer, I just kind of like to pick on singers the way Glenn from SSS picks on bass players. Maybe it's because my singer in my band when I was in my 20's had an ego.
I got a drum stick launched perfectly into my mouth and into my throat while at band practice a couple months back sadly im the singer and i sounded like shit afterwards (more than i normally do)
Yeah I've been playing for 20 years now and I don't think I've ever said about 75% of that shit at any point. His description does say that this video is a parody of other videos titled "things drummers say in the studio". So either he worded that wrong, or he intends for this video to be extremely unfunny to any actual drummer.
xxxPinkyGSterxxx That's the thing though, I didnt giggle. It does say the video is a parody, so maybe he's making fun of how annoying and stupid these types of videos are.
From my personal experience as an Engineer. "We're getting some levels, can you give me your kit, one piece at a time?" *tap.... tap... tap* "Okay, can you hit it like you mean it?" *tap... tap tap tap...* "Nonono, like how you're gonna play." "That IS how I play!!!" "Alright fine.." *Finish checking levels* "Okay, let's do a dry run, 3, 2, 1.." *EVERYTHING FUCKING CLIPS*
* band I played bass in recording our demo circa 2004 * “Man, you gotta stop hitting the snare like this {|} [makes diamond shape around his own crotchetal area with his hands]” - recording engineer to our drummer
+Wafl Kone been playing 6 years, and I'm at an advanced level by now. Also play percussion and am learning guitar so I know a bit about music. I still say Ringo Starr sucks
I really like it, when a drummer beefs about his ´kick sound. I then usually push some buttons on the console that do absolutely nothing, telling them I'd adjust EQs and compression. Then I ask them which sound they prefer: chances are that almost 99 out of 100 say "Oh yeah, now it's much better - really love that sound!"
As a drummer, for whatever reason it's a pain in the ass for me to try to do something at the tempo of a metronome. Give me any sort of riff and I can figure out the right tempo easy, but something about metronomes just doesn't click with how my brain understands playing. It's probably related to how the metronome clicks on every beat when most drummers only accent two beats for every four-beat measure (as an example), but I'm not entirely sure.
being a drummer myself..i can understand what bowser here is saying. i can tap my foot and figure out the BPM of any song just by doing that really..but..i try to metronome it out and it throws me off severely. maybe cause im not a music reader either..eh. idunno. i assign the "clicks" as it were to notes.
"I think you messed up the guitar part. Yea you did....It's wrong." Fuck, that's my drummer right there. I just throw him the look like, "Bitch are you serious? Just play your damn phrasing"
Daniel Scarlett once me and the bassest got into a physical fight since i thought he fucked up the part and he thought i messed up the drum part. I hit him with a stick lol he was the one that played it wrong also
1:13 and 3:21 are me all over. My bandmates told me once that I actually play better when they're not in the room. :') Social anxiety and drum beats do not mix!
Ahh when I was at college, I used to HATE it when you did a mic volume check, and the performer either speaks into the mic, or plays a LOT more quietly on their instrument of choice. Then you set the click, hit record, they start to play/sing and BANG everything is hitting the red on the mixer, well over 0DB and you have to reset every channel as fast as possible, then retake. The part where he did the mic check gently, then beat the hell out of the drums when the engineer would of recorded, would of really pissed me off. Also, guitarists, take note. We have set our microphones up for the best sound for you and your band, please don't be the one who goes straight to their amp, and moves the fucking mic, and then complains you can't be heard during live performance. We can only turn you up so far. That does my nut in too(If you are not using a DI, sometimes guitarists like their amp to be used. We honestly are trying to get it to sound great for the WHOLE band in a live environment, please don't move any mics around! Singer is obviously exempt in live performance).
+Conan Middleton Haha he done it in the video, I hadn't got to that part when I wrote the first part, moved the top snare MIC. Also saying the guitar part is wrong lol.
"MY PEDAL IS SLIPING!" That always happen to me. Like at the middle of the song i reach at the natural place where it was before and my feet falls into the void of death...
I appreciate drummers more after going through multiple and realizing that the drummer can actually make or break the band. Especially when it comes to writing drum parts. I've gone through a ton of drummers. And because of that I've come to realize that the drummer, in my opinion, and as the front man and vocalist, is the most important part of the band.
Ryan Mooney No, not even then. Do you think that Keith Moon, John Bonham or Bill Ward used click tracks? Or any of the great drummers of the 60's, 70's and 80's? And if a drummer uses a click live, he shouldn't even be considered a drummer.
You're right that a drummer doesn't NEED a click track, but a drummer should, because if they go off beat, then they've just fucked up the entire song if they don't have a click track.
magicD_drummaguy Oh excellent, I've drawn the attention of one of you lot, everyone's favourite type of RUclipsr I'm well aware of the definition of literally (who the fuck isn't) I'm also confident that you know how to spell 'drummer' correctly, but do I complain about you choosing to spell it wrong? No because it's fucking unnecessary To sum up, thank you for your contribution, I'm sure Jared is as equally excited as I am to see your next comment
I have it as "drumma" because that's my PSN name and "drummer" didn't fit. And so I decided to name my username with "drumma" because I have OCD and didn't want it different as my PSN. Also to miss confusion
"My peddal keeps slipping"
This single line hurts more than anything.
Hahahahahahaha
@Sean Antoine Samonte that hurts me
instablaster
🤣🤣🤣!
"my neighbours hate me" 90% of all the drummers with acoustics
Eletronic one is too expansive for me
+João Magliano ??? Isn't Acoustic more expensive?
+superpunchhead Electric drums throw me off cos I hear all the stuff from the same place. The neighbors just have to deal with it.
+superpunchhead I know that feel
+Jimmy Rodriguez in my country. A acoustic is cheaper
“Well I’m the drummer so screw you guys” best line ever😂😂😂
Holy shit wtf I read this as he said it🤣
@@seanb2108 Me too XD
Same
I read this he read that
Hahaaaaaaaa
My snare was unlached the whole time. Lars Ulrich during the production of St. Anger 😂
more like: after production
Lars Ulrich played that entire album on pieces of tin in his back yard
In a cave
@@jessdoof8745 Yeah. The snare.
what's that??
I hate when the metronome throws you off.
Jellymann THATS YOUR FAULT
KEEEP TEMPO BITCH
Metronomes are pussy bullshit.
why fuck the fuck is fuck everyone fuck swearing fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
Jellymann so true
"Uhh, listen to the snare on this album! That's what i'm going for".
*Plays St. Anger*
XD
''uhh, listen to the bass on this album! That's what i'm going for''.
Plays ..And Justice For All+MistahLightningBolt
+elmaga791 did u hear the one about the bass player
+AXE Distortion someone say bass?
Yeah neither did i
You forgot: "I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!"
I Only know THREE Chords!
Me when I drum
I love it how you actually stop getting blisters if you play in continuity for let's say a month.
-ringo starr
@@sheddingmyvelvet helter skelter😎
I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard: The metronome is throwing me off.
dam u would b rich
You’d have enough for the bassists to afford new strings
I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard a metro gnome.
I Could buy however many of these I want www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/B20DAR--meinl-cymbals-byzance-dark-ride-cymbal-20-inch?mrkgcl=28&mrkgadid=3319278793&rkg_id=0&campaigntype=dsa&campaign=aaDSA&adgroup=1669547223%3ADSA - Product - Drums&placement=google&adpos=1t1&creative=282276643099&device=m&matchtype=b&network=g&gclid=CjwKCAjw0N3nBRBvEiwAHMwvNhXuTCZ6NW9W_gWienI0H4XDTNaFOaiIwIwPVNdmc-bPUc7Li2SDpRoC2-8QAvD_BwE
Human Tacos I would be a millionaire
Jared: "I'm really into pop punk"
Also jared: *proceeds to play blast beats*
"Can you put up a mirror so I can watch myself play?"
All I have to do is look at the drums!
THAT IS SO ME
But can you quantize it first?
But it's actually really helpful
It is helpful, agreed
Ha ha. You should do one about lead singers. You know how many lead singers it takes to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
I would still love to be a front man in a band. And believe me I would be humble and not bark orders. It is a band effort, not just one individual. lol
atranfanatic Well said. Yes, of course a band should be a band but always egos. It's not always the singer, I just kind of like to pick on singers the way Glenn from SSS picks on bass players. Maybe it's because my singer in my band when I was in my 20's had an ego.
Paul TheSkeptic
What do you call someone who hangs out with a band?
The singer.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Frennis Daemon I thought you call that person a bassist.
“I’m really into pop punk”
*cries in Simple plan*
I can relate to accidentally throwing sticks
Same
Was playing at gig, did a pretty crazy fill and somehow let go of my stick and threw it past the bass player😂
eddie reece I threw one in the ceiling
+Hey, That's Pretty Good haha fair man
I got a drum stick launched perfectly into my mouth and into my throat while at band practice a couple months back sadly im the singer and i sounded like shit afterwards (more than i normally do)
Try doing "things bands argue about in the studio"
My introduction video to Jared 😁
ooo verification
You're that trampoline wrestling dude! I used to watch you all the time!
Same here man
God that makes me old now 😫
You must be from Attack Attack Stick Stickly recording
just like that!
just like that!
just like just like just like that!
Zach Hill is a god
Tré Cool is a god
the rev was a god!!!
+Björn Adriaansens rip on Pease Mr rev man
jared dines is a god
"Yeah ready. Go ahead, start recording"
*click* *click* *click* *click*
"Can you start it once again? Wasn't ready for this."
I said ONE of those things ONE TIME while in the studio...
Yeah I've been playing for 20 years now and I don't think I've ever said about 75% of that shit at any point. His description does say that this video is a parody of other videos titled "things drummers say in the studio".
So either he worded that wrong, or he intends for this video to be extremely unfunny to any actual drummer.
John Crichton Just a video for shits and giggles.
xxxPinkyGSterxxx That's the thing though, I didnt giggle.
It does say the video is a parody, so maybe he's making fun of how annoying and stupid these types of videos are.
John Crichton He didn't word it wrong, you read it wrong. Read the description again. This has nothing to do with other videos.
crasowl Yeah you're right. I thought it was supposed to be a parody of other stupid videos like this.
wooh! who tuned this?? was it me?! I think it was me
he said that in things guitarist say in the studio
_"I think it was me."_
That's smartest thing this character said, lols.
you watched the video too?? 😂😂😂
Zachary Ashworth and the guitar store employees
"6 toms, 3 snares." HAHA.
ummm... i have 8 toms and 3 snares
AKA The Bozzio Starter Pack
7 zilbels
I have 2 snares and 3 toms so that is close
I have 20 hi-hats, 10 snares,1 Tom,12 rides.half a crash crash and 46 bass drums and only one pedal.
You forgot "Are you done tuning yet?!"
SuperMrSuperHero1 thats me in a band lol
cnrd 2017 literally everyday
LOL Hilarious.
indeed
As I guitarist I will say: Drummers have the hardest job.
Same
Puss
@@solracv8528 sue me. Maybe not in other genres but R.I.P. to drummers in thrash or death cuz their legs must’ve had cramps like none other.
@@Cl0v3rComics true
I’m a bass player and I thank the lord with how much freedom I have being a bass player
This is simultaneously pissing me off and cracking me up because it's so fucking accurate.
"I think you messed up the guitar part...yea you did...its wrong..."
oh my god, Im fuckin dying
1waka2laka Someone call 911!!!
1waka2laka That was the best part xD
My drummer says that me
1waka2laka did you survive lol
If my drummer would say that to me he's dead :D
From my personal experience as an Engineer.
"We're getting some levels, can you give me your kit, one piece at a time?"
*tap.... tap... tap*
"Okay, can you hit it like you mean it?"
*tap... tap tap tap...*
"Nonono, like how you're gonna play."
"That IS how I play!!!"
"Alright fine.."
*Finish checking levels*
"Okay, let's do a dry run, 3, 2, 1.."
*EVERYTHING FUCKING CLIPS*
* band I played bass in recording our demo circa 2004 *
“Man, you gotta stop hitting the snare like this {|} [makes diamond shape around his own crotchetal area with his hands]”
- recording engineer to our drummer
@@owenwexler7214 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hey guys can we try this song I wrote, it's in 13/8
XD
no true (yes it is))
Try 21/8
LMAO ! Hell yeah !
4/20
“Why does my drum set smell like a wet dog??” I’m ashamed that I can relate to this🤦🏿🤦🏿🤦🏿🤦🏿
same😂
I read this while laying next to my dog🤣Lol.
Am I the only drummer that makes puns all the time with a badum tss?
Rimshot
You sounds like an annoying drummer (kidding lol)
And you’re holding a bass guitar in your profile picture so I assume you play that as well. Nice
The drummer in the band I'm in also sings so she talks through the mic really loudly and makes puns. I love her.
You are not alone
Things beginner drummers say:
"Oh, Ringo Starr sucks bruh."
+Wafl Kone Well, he wasn't even the best drummer in Beatles....
+ziiofswe I like that reference you just made
+Wafl Kone been playing 6 years, and I'm at an advanced level by now. Also play percussion and am learning guitar so I know a bit about music. I still say Ringo Starr sucks
I thought he played so hard he got blisters on his fingers.
+Ian Myrick He may not be talented but he is a good drummer because he plays what needs to be played never too much never not enough
"I only want to redo 9 things" and "my neighbors hate me" are the ONLY things I've said.
Then you're not doing it right, lols.
Bang me
@@531ff lol
I really like it, when a drummer beefs about his ´kick sound. I then usually push some buttons on the console that do absolutely nothing, telling them I'd adjust EQs and compression. Then I ask them which sound they prefer: chances are that almost 99 out of 100 say "Oh yeah, now it's much better - really love that sound!"
You forgot the part where the drummer gets mad and throws his stick at someone.
"The metronome is throwing me off." Lolll
I was looking at your comment while he was saying that.
“Just quantize it.” “Quantize it.” “QUAAAAAAAANNNTIIIIIIIIIIIZZE!!!”
Joey jordison is a GOD
He is best drummer in my opinion
Yea slipknot 🔥🔥
ikr
BEEF BEEF he’s extremely good, but not the best
Joey j
That video describes the last 20 years of my career as a sound engineer......
As a drummer who has yet to work in a studio setting, can you recommend tips that would help make the process smoother and more successful?
Shut the f**k up and do what the audio engineer says. ALWAYS. :D
hahaha this is pure gold!!
Fancy seeing you here.
us drummers have our own culture. and yes. I hate metronomes
why do you hate metronomes?i don't get that
As a drummer, for whatever reason it's a pain in the ass for me to try to do something at the tempo of a metronome. Give me any sort of riff and I can figure out the right tempo easy, but something about metronomes just doesn't click with how my brain understands playing. It's probably related to how the metronome clicks on every beat when most drummers only accent two beats for every four-beat measure (as an example), but I'm not entirely sure.
Natural feel and timing is the best. Modern music is too over-produced and over-processed.
Because it shows you that you are not on the point i guess.....
being a drummer myself..i can understand what bowser here is saying. i can tap my foot and figure out the BPM of any song just by doing that really..but..i try to metronome it out and it throws me off severely. maybe cause im not a music reader either..eh. idunno. i assign the "clicks" as it were to notes.
As a drummer... oh god I'm so embarrassed. What I love about Jared is he so accurately roasts himself ;)
"I think you messed up the guitar part. Yea you did....It's wrong." Fuck, that's my drummer right there. I just throw him the look like, "Bitch are you serious? Just play your damn phrasing"
Daniel Scarlett once me and the bassest got into a physical fight since i thought he fucked up the part and he thought i messed up the drum part. I hit him with a stick lol he was the one that played it wrong also
emo trash name checks out
1:13 and 3:21 are me all over. My bandmates told me once that I actually play better when they're not in the room. :')
Social anxiety and drum beats do not mix!
As a drummer I've never been in the studio yet, but it's good to know what I'm going to say when I get there.
"I'm really into pop punk!"
*blast beats*
"I'm really into Pop Punk"
TUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUNTUN
"Just quantize it. Quantize it. Quantiiiiiiiiiii.."
LOLOMFG
Why am I watching this I don’t play drums
You better play BASS then
same
"I'm really into pop punk"
*s t a r t a b l a s t b e a t*
I have been known to say, "the metronome must have got it wrong."
wow!!,this Coffee is Totally Making Me Play Better
What the fuck did you just say about Chris Adler bro????
Chris Adler is fucking great lol
its satire bro
i think he disrespected the great Chris Adler
+TheInfantFinite666 agreed
Exactly what I fucking thought. He just stepped over the line..
"How does it sound? Did it sound okay?.......Sound"
As a drummer, I say this is very accurate
But....but...neil peart, he is a god...
Rush 2112 agreed
Ehhhhh.....
+Rush 2112 I think god is an understatement when discussing the almighty Neil Peart
+Brandon DeClue im not a drummer but i agree
***** i have to disagree, but it really is all opinion, my opinion is neil is the best no question
Jared sounds like Tom Hanks at 3:26!
That part actually made me laugh
QUUAAANNNTIIZZE
+SV101 QUANTIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Antipopmusick lmfaoo
I'm never gonna be able to un-hear that xD
After watching 5 videos hes mentioned Rush in all of them. I love his content and that just sealed the deal. Subscribed.
This is great! 😂😂 I loved the mic check one especially 👍🏻
As a drummer I can confirm that this is exactly what we do.
Ahh when I was at college, I used to HATE it when you did a mic volume check, and the performer either speaks into the mic, or plays a LOT more quietly on their instrument of choice.
Then you set the click, hit record, they start to play/sing and BANG everything is hitting the red on the mixer, well over 0DB and you have to reset every channel as fast as possible, then retake.
The part where he did the mic check gently, then beat the hell out of the drums when the engineer would of recorded, would of really pissed me off.
Also, guitarists, take note. We have set our microphones up for the best sound for you and your band, please don't be the one who goes straight to their amp, and moves the fucking mic, and then complains you can't be heard during live performance. We can only turn you up so far.
That does my nut in too(If you are not using a DI, sometimes guitarists like their amp to be used. We honestly are trying to get it to sound great for the WHOLE band in a live environment, please don't move any mics around! Singer is obviously exempt in live performance).
+Conan Middleton Haha he done it in the video, I hadn't got to that part when I wrote the first part, moved the top snare MIC.
Also saying the guitar part is wrong lol.
Longest fucking coment ever
Wolfganistain Pack It is quite long-but it isn't hard to read either, for non English speakers I understand it could be hard though.
Conan Middleton Well I was raised to never do anyone's nut in, so this is good advice.
"Why would I pay for warranty?" Thing I say to every guitar center employee.
“joey jordison is a god” all drummers should say that
RIP
The mic check part is so on its unbelievable.
1:31 **COUGH* ST ANGER ALBUM **COUGH**
lol the Chris Adler part cracked me up cuz you know he had shame in his eyes.
Chris Adler is an absolute monster on drums
Chris is neither underrated nor overrated.
man!!! this brings me back memories!!
3:35 When you're told to sing your part
you can fix that, right? ^^^^
WhaaaaaaaaaaT Haha Good one.
the metronome is throwing me off ..ha LOL Hilarious
Jareds videos are the best. No matter how depressed I am they always make me laugh
R.I.P. Neil & Joey
Just like that!
Just like that!
Just like
Just like
Just like that!
"Ah yeah I normally have 6 toms, 3 snares, 12 toms, and 7 sill bells" haha that killed me
This is my new favorite video on RUclips
A man of many talents I see
"The metronome is throwing me off" hahaha these videos are gold
The clip of him playing really still right after "I'm a very versatile drummer" had me rolling lol
I love the smashcuts to the blast beats.....hilarious.
LMFAO the intro is so funny. That first beat and the face you make while playing it makes me laugh hard I dunno why
Man! MIKE FUCKIN' PORTNOY SHARED YOUR VID ON FACEBOOK!!!!
you forgot: Ok I will use less cowbell if the guitar players stop using their e-strings.
'My neighbors hate me'
*I felt that*
"MY PEDAL IS SLIPING!" That always happen to me. Like at the middle of the song i reach at the natural place where it was before and my feet falls into the void of death...
When he said Chris Adler is overrated I think I had an annurism
I felt thatttt,I was,like,boyyyyyy,you better take that back.That dude's been my idol for years.😅
3:51
that remix though
I appreciate drummers more after going through multiple and realizing that the drummer can actually make or break the band.
Especially when it comes to writing drum parts.
I've gone through a ton of drummers. And because of that I've come to realize that the drummer, in my opinion, and as the front man and vocalist, is the most important part of the band.
Love your shirt man!
I'm a drummer and I actually do hate the metronome😂
finlay childs How you play on time
I listen to the music
Yeah dude, the metronome is always off by a few beats.
Is that a joke?
Xenon Glass nope
“The metronome is throwing me off” 😂😂
0:37 "I'm really into punk rock"
0:39 *proceeds to play blast beats*
Dude that was epic! so good
the realest part of this video is the fact that he's wearing a zildjian shirt
I died at “why does my drum set smell like a wet dog?”
"I just need to change in some shorts real quick." That's a universal.
Oh man, that mic check bit was hilarious!
When your drummer says they don't want to play to a click... fire them.
Fuck click tracks. And I'm a singer/guitarist. A good drummer doesn't need a click.
unless you're recording...
Ryan Mooney No, not even then. Do you think that Keith Moon, John Bonham or Bill Ward used click tracks? Or any of the great drummers of the 60's, 70's and 80's?
And if a drummer uses a click live, he shouldn't even be considered a drummer.
yes possibly
You're right that a drummer doesn't NEED a click track, but a drummer should, because if they go off beat, then they've just fucked up the entire song if they don't have a click track.
the skit starting at 0:58 literally killed me hahahaha
RIP
steezermusic cheers man x
Another person who needs to learn the meaning of literally
magicD_drummaguy Oh excellent, I've drawn the attention of one of you lot, everyone's favourite type of RUclipsr
I'm well aware of the definition of literally (who the fuck isn't)
I'm also confident that you know how to spell 'drummer' correctly, but do I complain about you choosing to spell it wrong? No because it's fucking unnecessary
To sum up, thank you for your contribution, I'm sure Jared is as equally excited as I am to see your next comment
I have it as "drumma" because that's my PSN name and "drummer" didn't fit. And so I decided to name my username with "drumma" because I have OCD and didn't want it different as my PSN. Also to miss confusion
New sub! absolutely hilarious!
the metronome is throwing me off i couldn't I'm crying !!!!
"The metronome is throwing me off" literally every drummer ever haha
Never mentions John Bonham...
THE god
I was wondering why he never said John Bonham
John Bonham is the king of drums
Never mentions Joe Morello, Art Blakey, Buddy Rich, or Gene Krupa.
1:21 “I’m just gonna try something new” 😂😂😂
Thank you for saying Joey you did one of his solos for the beginning