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[@JackOfHarts96]

Customer: "I'll beat you with a guitar if you make another pun"
Jared: "Is that a fret?"

[@John0123.]

loool gode one

[@arya6085]

Best comment.

[@oliverholland1205]

Brilliant

[@HorrorMetalDnD]

Don’t fret. It’ll be alright.

[@xuktqy.]

Hahahahahahaha 😂

[@TouchiestMetal]

Customer: Hi I'm looking for a guitar
Employee: Hi looking for a guitar

[@kjdjdhgdhsj8859]

The ultimate dad joke

[@adamhufnagel9721]

Why do I see you everywhere?

[@TouchiestMetal]

Adam Hufnagel it could be me or another obi wan kenobi

[@masterbateman2686]

Hello there

[@robertfinch6602]

You turned her against Me!!

[@maelfougere1090]

Customer: "we have a complaint about one of your employees"
Jared: "uke-an't stop me"

[@emilandresen7577]

How did the guitarist die?
He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck.
Had to do it.

[@martinhroch344]

Oh my Goooosh...

[@noahfangmusic]

Dammit

[@Wardism]

i like my puns in triplets

[@ollieheads374]

Han Emil did u just assume their fender!! The guitarist could be a gib daughter

[@grenshep1224]

Lol wut

[@marimo9847]

I think Jared's favorite band is PUNtera

[@Papayaaa27]

GEORGE prot dude, nice try, but that one fell♭(flat)

[@TheGreenTeabagger]

Don't you ever goof on Pantera.

[@John-db7yk]

GEORGE prot do you think you work here

[@maxkov03]

No, he listens to Five Finger Death PUNch

[@diTosTube]

or PUNic! at the Disco.

[@TechnoticTV]

1:34 me trying to make friends

[@GrayKeyboard]

I feel ya

[@comradedyatlov199]

me trying to make friends 3:50

[@ShiningXwolf]

this physically hurt me to watch

[@bestboy897]

James Coyle its meant to

[@Sean3503]

These puns make me suicidal.

[@NBPPROGOAT]

HELLO

[@solomonoh7769]

Still not as cringeworthy and provocative as tonewood

[@ElectronR4r]

It physically hurts to HEAR.
D: D:

[@anakinvader9120]

"Gibsons?... noooo, only Gib-Daughters" LMAOOOOOO I lost it at that

[@urielgranados4371]

Anakin Vader xD

[@sanjeahnoyuk3055]

there was gibsons right behind him too XD

[@JacksonFuller457]

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

[@JacksonFuller457]

Why wasn't Anakin ready to have a kid:
He loves to slaughter children

[@casperes0912]

*Comes rushing into the playing area, making explosion sounds*
"Dude what's going on?"
"The action is so hiiiigh"

[@zachkent2575]

I actually laughed at "We had to ban Joe"

[@Terminado907]

Zach Kent "don't lose your head over it" got me pretty good

[@sydneytimmermans]

The "half off" really made me laugh

[@harrisonclark9208]

Zach Kent Same

[@ishdeath1950]

same

[@simoncouperthwaite9582]

Duncan Wright has a.9CPhc,

[@tobias1377]

What is a guitarists favorite car
Pickup.....

[@spiritemporer9027]

Tobias Thats not a car it’s a truck so the pun kinda doesn’t work XD

[@EAG59]

Shadow/ /Games and Vlogs
Its also not a cat

[@spiritemporer9027]

Eric A. DAMNIT I hate typos XD

[@EAG59]

Shadow/ /Games and Vlogs
They suck

[@hellfire7284]

A fender

[@colinwalker6282]

“Hey does joe work here?”
My brain: Don’t do it.
DONT DO IT!
Me:JOE MAMA!

[@juanmarco8109]

Finally a man of culture.

[@frozone7395]

Don't like dad jokes about guitar? Don't fret, you didn't have to pic this video and watch it. But don't worry, I don't mean to treble you at all, input your feedback in the comments. Thank you, I'll be here all night

[@frozone7395]

I want to die

[@Tweedledee__]

Will you meet gsus then if you go to heaven?

[@frozone7395]

bASED I sure hope. Hey? Have you ever gone out to drink with a minor? They are always so #

[@frozone7395]

Aku2Dimensional Roses are red, I like to eat fruit, honey? Where's my super suit?

[@frozone7395]

***** ayy

[@brandongarcia1349]

What did the Guitar say to Jared
Pick on someone your own size

[@suicidebaby7851]

Brandon Garcia this made my fucking day 😂😂😂😂

[@userPrehistoricman]

Headlines: guitar convinces drummer to start playing bass

[@tylerpeters6272]

Brandon Garcia Why Do You Capitalize Every First Letter

[@aarnialeksis]

Brandon Garcia, BURN JARED, BURN!!

[@brandongarcia1349]

Tyler Peters Idk It's Just Something I Do. It's Weird.

[@jregensb4731]

"we have some gib daughters"
random dude: *gags*

[@garrettcarroll5808]

I sat through 9 minutes and 22 seconds of bad Dad guitar jokes...
and lived.

[@reesedalton3725]

He should've done an " A minor" pun...get it?...

[@Papayaaa27]

Reese Dalton those puns were so flat♭, dude should be under a rest (arrest). I was expecting him to get in treble. 🎼

[@lauraelizabeth8190]

Reese Dalton yah

[@lauraelizabeth8190]

Thats pretty good

[@gbreedwell]

@3:00 I started tearing up in laughter! "Lot of A-PEAL!"

[@lucianoalonso4389]

Geoffrey Breedwell that banana costume

[@iamditzy]

ohh man that Strandberg pun was a deep cut lmao

[@oftu1]

John Garcia strandbergs don't have headstocks on them :p therefore "don't lose your head over it"

[@isaiah1660]

IAmDitzy oh god u too

[@sanjeahnoyuk3055]

i couldn't STRAND it

[@simpirx]

Axe-actly!

[@zacktaylor3922]

“I have nothing to GAIN from lying to you”

[@jonathanjansson3434]

give me bloopers noooow!!!!!!!

[@magicblini]

yea, bloopers! bloopers!

[@OffMyKeys]

I confess... the double whammy got me...

[@CommanderS7]

One time I was at guitar center talking with an employee about an older guitar I own and about how its fretboard was worn to shit.
When I asked him if he thought the damage warranted replacing any of the frets he stopped, looked at me, and said "I wouldn't fret about it"

[@mattd1142]

This is so dumb but so hilarious I love it!! 😂

[@mank377]

0:44 “do you guys have any Gibson’s” he says as the the Gibsons are literally behind him

[@SubsWithNoVideos-lw2lg]

“Well that’s not really the type of recorder I was looking for (whistle) not what would happen (muffled noises) *gags*”
I died at that part😂😂

[@retailauction]

I think your confused, i think he died at that part, not you.

[@Dinjur]

8:11 I'd buy it just for the fret board

[@apanapandottir205]

JESUS CHRIST IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

[@Wiromax3]

I NOTICED IT TOO

[@hawei4794]

Last time i was so early, Suicide Silence was still good.

[@jeffreyz1449]

Tobias Huber tee hee

[@kegangardner2277]

You're not early, you're on time.

[@amneenja5720]

Tobias Huber tee hee

[@fishin9157]

Tobias Huber so you've never been early?

[@VillainousRJ]

Tobias Huber _Tee-hee_

[@MexicanWolverine]

I like how they made the guitar experience real. I always go to one and I’m suddenly looking at everything

[@syomaster3611]

is it bad that I find these jokes funny?

[@G-XTREME]

CoolRonne ron Nope lmao

[@harrisonclark9208]

The messa one is funny!

[@rajdeepganguli2274]

Very... very bad

[@harrisonclark9208]

RG Indian I actually like the jokes.

[@rajdeepganguli2274]

Harrison Clark I was kidding, mate

[@shreksoreinstein8380]

3:49 he just shoves a recorder in the poor man's mouth and he takes 2 years to respond🤣

[@MKDumas1981]

Dad jokes, aka puns. I laughed so hard it hertz.

[@mortensen1961]

I'll bet you say that joke with a lot of frequency. . .

[@darrellmiddleton6615]

Thats watt I thought

[@WampaStompa1996]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@IceNineThrills]

@@DrKFC69 that was a MAJOR mistake.

[@russellrinehart9775]

Still more helpful than Guitar Center

[@chrisytuarte5601]

Russell'sGuitarCovers lol

[@jnaz3thirty1]

I’ll take bad jokes over douchebaggery and day

[@AhmetWinchester]

I laughed sooooooooo haard hahaha :D that's more like
"guitar emplyees trolling"

[@MrIronWar]

You sir are a mad genius.

[@baboon_tekesvortex6465]

Customer:
Pinch me
Cashier:
*pinches customer*
Customer:
Hey the strings 😂

[@notart6407]

The strandberg joke was perfect

[@DashHoundRacing]

The Plini shirt

[@BrandonParkerMusic]

[@musxn]

Theres no way I could pull off a “someone’s got a case of the wumpys” without dying

[@chipsmcbiskitz]

I made it through 6 minutes and I can't take it anymore I'm done bye guys

[@KlumSyTurtl3]

i cant *pick* my favorite one

[@judobigdog7683]

For some reason the "You can split it!" Got me

[@livingthattwelvelife2209]

I love the Guitar Store!!! They have some really cool and weird stuff that you really won't find anywhere else. Very punny video too.

[@jamesschultz5322]

And I love you. You are cool and weird.

[@Geek_fried_rice]

R.I.P JARED DINES
AFTER STEVIE T DESTROYS HIM ON SHRED WARS

[@grantwright8071]

Stevie Testes is the BEST..

[@happyface7836]

What you talking about Stevie was just doing scales and sweeps jared was doing all kinds of shit jared destroyed him

[@omegaXXIV]

6:04 Had me dying.

[@marcferrer1442]

The part when he mentioned the 20 bucks made me lose it

[@giorgosboultadakis4592]

4:01 Voice crack? 😂

[@vodka5899]

Giorgos Boultadakis ye lol

[@speerdoomer3050]

Not a voice crack

[@Dan-uh2wb]

Dog bark?

[@MrHollywood611]

It’s an inhale.

[@impamp3]

1:10 this Joke was WAAY too early

[@Z_Berkut]

Excuse Me Guys...
Uhh How to Djent on a 6 Strings?

[@search895]

The Veterans of Ace Combat you can try using extra thick strings, like 52-11 or something, and tune it in D or C or whatever.

[@martyg8137]

The Veterans of Ace Combat or just get 13s and go right down to A :)

[@jasoli1749]

ten steps down tuning
follow these tabs on the low e string
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-

[@martyg8137]

BreadnButterJohnski you missed a zero.

[@GoldRaptor00]

bust out the drill bits and get the biggest commercially available strings you can find.

[@Sclumsy]

The mysterious pun guy is definitely the ghost of a previous employee who died in a _major_ accident

[@rayyanmobarak40]

Funny how he was wearing a "Puni" T shirt :D

[@cooxy9964]

It's Plini but whatever...

[@artuurdupont3999]

A real puni-shirt

[@daij1341]

Jared's laugh kills me 😂😂😂

[@afriendlyskeptic]

These jokes are a bit flat for me. It seems your sense of humour's kind of diminished. But don't fret, I guess comedy's just not your forte.

[@ToxicWebb]

A lot of these puns just don't measure up

[@Reality-zs2mf]

6:36 actually made me laugh pretty good

[@rydergrimes6696]

Djared's favorite guitarist is John PUNtrucci

[@josephcarroll3321]

I could live off a constant supply of dad jokes and that bit in cone on Eileen where it slows down and speeds up again

[@nekettobaka6134]

0:50 I thought i was my phone on the left side of my room lol

[@toddlerwipes]

These aren't even dad jokes. THEY'RE JUST TERIBLE PUNS!!!

[@djaybmk]

Dad jokes = Terrible puns

[@Matildings]

djaybmk yeah, buns are just the worst

[@Matildings]

djaybmk shit

[@dschneiderkj52]

toddlerwipes Someones got a CASE of the GUAMPY'S

[@tylerbailey9329]

Don't Gretsch your Djenitals in a twist :D

[@juanc1328]

The “pick” your nose joke would of result in a “punch” to the nose.

[@thevisionary2007]

I made it exactly 5 minutes and had to stop.

[@notasian7620]

thevisionary2007 yeah the jokes started to stretch, like new strings only made it 3 minutes

[@noi5emaker]

I got as far as 3 minutes....

[@tinocarrion9406]

i got 3 seconds

[@enzominami2244]

watching this over 1 minutes is quite a tough challenge 😐😓

[@The95thZebra]

Are you saying you gave this video... 5 Minutes Alone?

[@c.c.b7497]

I love how everyone seems genuinely uncomfortable

[@joVeeNoise]

it’s the office

[@davidadoung9848]

Who else is reminded of Ryanhiga

[@h3r3tic66]

0:43 best reaction Austin gave towards jareds joke

[@drewbishop1867]

Damn, but Ban Joe is a great joke.

[@nunyabizniz7403]

I wouldn't be able to act serious with this. I'd either be smiling or giggling the whole time and ruin it. This is hilarious and a half.

[@monkovperdition2650]

i went to the guitar store but the salesman was out of duTEEHEE

[@nexishadow]

I genuinely love these jokes.

[@parislockheart3021]

this is so punny

[@SG-_-245]

maxie that was so original

[@yeehawry874]

I was watching this in theatre class and I laughed so hard people literally asked if I needed to see a therapist

[@zeoalexo]

I think the dude that called was looking for an employee either named Mike Ock or Mike Hunt

[@rzultypies]

zeoalexo sadly, Mike Ock was diagnosed with ligma recently

[@ethanweatherwax9457]

He was looking for Mike Litoris

[@DannyBoi2112]

0:45 theres literally gibsons in the background

[@jackp3125]

"Do you have any Gibsons?" Austin says, three Gibsons 10 feet away

[@makaylabertram7421]

Jared you're so punny

[@Deadlift_enthusiast]

The Strandberg joke was genuinely funny lol.

[@bentli5915]

If someone made some puns to me at a guitar shop, that'd get me to buy something that day.

[@zevil1005]

1:10 imagine hearing this in 2021:
"JOE MAMA" lol

[@happyduck5212]

2017 was a simpler time

[@mr.mystery5387]

“Is there any Gibson’s”
Literally a les Paul behind him

[@saltymajor5806]

Dad, was funny, He should join Steel PUNterIMSOSORRY

[@isselasantina3773]

PUNTERA maybe?

[@saltymajor5806]

#Punteheera

[@KilianxFire27]

He is the punkiller

[@-Vitalis-]

Just realized that if you're capable of understanding puns on any language.. you just nailed it.

[@jessechalif2428]

at 1:13 i saw the joke coming a mile away

[@TheLegendaryAkil]

Does Joe still work here?
No. We had to banjo.

[@loosegoose9647]

0:50
"Is Mike here?"
...
...
...
...
...
"No, this is Patrick!"

[@melissachiou738]

“One payment right now.” 😂

[@benderisgreat5059]

I wouldn’t have laughed at his jokes, but I would have laughed at his laugh after his jokes.

[@eviltoad746]

Was literally expecting him to take the "small case" and whack white hat with it when he tried to walk away 😂

[@FireBlazz3153]

*sneaks up* * guy runs* "No I got a good one!"

[@jayingeevevoandalbert5658]

“i know WATT i’m talking about”
it hertz to think of that joke

[@SlyHikari03]

If I worked a job at a guitar store one of the things I would do is make jokes most of the time while standing behind the case of pedals.

[@zamiemanzanbanta5074]

Hahahhaha i Lough a lot. Your channel never fail to rock my day. Keep doing good stuff like this.

[@lennysummers1231]

I Lost last of my brain cells watching this...

[@TheGoober2100]

3:51 the quiet chuckle of the camera man

[@abjel2851]

Last time i was this early jared had good ideas

[@Lvng_Kvlt]

Omg this is my first video I’ve ever watched from Jared dines

[@codyblaisdell2054]

1:57 best moment in any video ever

[@r.4403]

Making the unwine joke with someone playing smoke on the water is dangerous man

[@mr.sixstring6394]

4:12 we will have to “amp”utate

[@williamzed555]

I wish guitar center employees were this enthusiastic

[@zaydkhan7833]

No pun intended.

[@retrovideo2124]

when he shove that pink flute into his mouth LMAO!!!

[@amonsuiko9761]

0:49 that nerd ass gulp lmfao😭😭😭

[@Charles-nu4si]

We had to ban joe