Daz Watches Asian Make Up Transformation

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 24 тыс.

  • @mlc_1239
    @mlc_1239 6 лет назад +3479

    daz taped to his seat and yelling at his computer is a mood lol

    • @MrPumpkinDuck
      @MrPumpkinDuck 6 лет назад +28

      Me taped to my crush and yelling at my emotions

    • @scottmcall9971
      @scottmcall9971 6 лет назад +4

      @@MrPumpkinDuck saaaaaaaaaame

    • @ak-tn1ed
      @ak-tn1ed 6 лет назад +2

      wtf does that even mean

    • @MezziK
      @MezziK 5 лет назад +2

      Its not a mood it was a struggle. The struggle was real.

    • @JacobNelson-xs4sp
      @JacobNelson-xs4sp 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ak-tn1eddid you watch the video?

  • @foenex
    @foenex 6 лет назад +1157

    Honestly need Low Disk Space merch Daz, basically a meme on the channel now

  • @Ki_theLuckiest
    @Ki_theLuckiest 6 лет назад +860

    The fact that Daz couldn't reach the scissors was the best part and he cussed the computer for saying he has low disc space
    Edit: Thanks for the likes

    • @ange307
      @ange307 6 лет назад

      That's when they want there nose tiny

    • @adrians2291
      @adrians2291 6 лет назад

      Keke Belgrave ITS DISK! DISC IS LIKE A DVD, CD OR BLUE- RAY!

    • @pinkfoam4787
      @pinkfoam4787 4 года назад

      Adrians Tazans no its not. Disc is spelt like that as disc space and everything else is

  • @Xela____
    @Xela____ 2 года назад +2446

    The tape bit had me laughing so hard I shed some tears 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ahowe138
      @ahowe138 2 года назад +19

      Same lol it gets me everytime

    • @chiggy.pig7
      @chiggy.pig7 Год назад +21

      You can tell how much he GENUINELY struggling to get it off too lol

    • @wastedchemical
      @wastedchemical Год назад

      My pp hurts

    • @hi-fv1xv
      @hi-fv1xv Год назад +4

      I was on that part in the video then i found your comment and the reason i was laughing was because of your pfp and the video 😂

    • @annawozniak2457
      @annawozniak2457 4 месяца назад

      SAME LOL ITS SO FUNNY

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 6 лет назад +652

    "It wasn't worth it for a sketch" those are gonna be Daz's last words 😂

  • @hyunlvrr
    @hyunlvrr 5 лет назад +1880

    ”I don’t think I could date a girl that had to take her nose off after a hard day at work.”
    *I PUNCTURED A LUNG-*

  • @lifelessonswithjaden6846
    @lifelessonswithjaden6846 5 лет назад +2777

    Daz: “that’s not makeup that’s mission impossible level “

    • @turtle_murtle
      @turtle_murtle 5 лет назад +19

      I read this just as he said it 😂

    • @ultradragon6023
      @ultradragon6023 4 года назад +15

      Nah makeup is the most deceptive and scary thing that we have known for a while....Tbh I think it would be useful in the military for any mission lmao 😂

    • @lifelessonswithjaden6846
      @lifelessonswithjaden6846 4 года назад +3

      Ultra Dragon it’s so true 😂

    • @lifelessonswithjaden6846
      @lifelessonswithjaden6846 4 года назад +3

      Caelan Bull lol

    • @deathqzin3795
      @deathqzin3795 4 года назад +2

      Might as well use the elastic mask

  • @chiggy.pig7
    @chiggy.pig7 2 года назад +866

    I love how Daz is so open and loves himself. He loves his body and is just so confident! “Most women don’t need make up. I think you are all beautiful.” We need more people like him!

  • @Dragon15609
    @Dragon15609 6 лет назад +14407

    Local man dies of exhaustion after attempting to free himself from his chair which he was attached to with sellotape

    • @sunnivamhagatun
      @sunnivamhagatun 6 лет назад +331

      imagine finding a body in that state

    • @spudboi2901
      @spudboi2901 6 лет назад +70

      @@sunnivamhagatun Haha lol

    • @theirishrepublic6130
      @theirishrepublic6130 6 лет назад +262

      *at the funeral*
      Mum:oh my god what happened to him how did he die
      Friend:well he sellotaped himself to a chair and then he tried to get up and died of exhaustion
      Mum: *W H A T T H E F U C K*

    • @honx1012
      @honx1012 6 лет назад +61

      Dragon 15609 I’m pretty sure if you google it an actual story will come up 💀 😂

    • @Dragon15609
      @Dragon15609 6 лет назад +43

      Nah, there’ll just be an online newspaper with the link to this video

  • @meganwood7144
    @meganwood7144 3 года назад +3189

    I melted when Daz said, "I think most women don't need makeup to be honest. I think you're all beautiful. I think if you feel that you need makeup to feel beautiful you're lying to yourself" OMG I FELT THIS :( :(

    • @hoplesspocus6948
      @hoplesspocus6948 3 года назад +16

      👆
      =)

    • @hoplesspocus6948
      @hoplesspocus6948 3 года назад +4

      My name represents what i am just add "e" in hope and you understand

    • @dearingsgf2905
      @dearingsgf2905 3 года назад +19

      He’s such a good guy🥺💕

    • @oisinlynch8427
      @oisinlynch8427 3 года назад +2

      @@hoplesspocus6948 hey I love that anime

    • @giyusann
      @giyusann 3 года назад +7

      A man's definite perspective. Well said daz ❤

  • @electricanimations6183
    @electricanimations6183 6 лет назад +553

    1:49
    *LINDA!* WHERES MY TAPE? Have you been at it again? If you used my tape Linda, thats the last straw.
    Define * At it again. *

  • @GraciTucker
    @GraciTucker 2 года назад +172

    "I think most women don't need makeup to be honest. I think you're all beautiful. I think if you feel that you need makeup to feel beautiful you're lying to yourself" awwww thanks dazzz

  • @littlebee8991
    @littlebee8991 3 года назад +7809

    Imagine Sarah walking in because she heard her dad calling for help and she just sees that he strapped himself to a chair with tape.

    • @hmmmwerebothweirdright.6377
      @hmmmwerebothweirdright.6377 3 года назад +46

      Her name is Linda

    • @littlebee8991
      @littlebee8991 3 года назад +129

      @@hmmmwerebothweirdright.6377 I can’t tell whether or not you’re joking.

    • @hellfireassassin211
      @hellfireassassin211 3 года назад +54

      @@hmmmwerebothweirdright.6377 her name is Sarah

    • @minniespuppy
      @minniespuppy 3 года назад +122

      @@hmmmwerebothweirdright.6377 Sarah is his daughter- Linda is his ‘real’ assistant

    • @sebastiansantana2447
      @sebastiansantana2447 3 года назад +141

      I feel like She’d just leave him there or laugh for like 20 minutes before helping him

  • @nerdishlive
    @nerdishlive 4 года назад +1780

    My friend: *Puts on mascara*
    "Oh My GoD i'M sUcH a CaTfIsH lIkE sErIoUsLy."
    Me: *Oh honey. You have no idea...*

    • @ssickavie
      @ssickavie 4 года назад +16

      HAHA YES 😹😹😹😹

    • @himikotoga5802
      @himikotoga5802 4 года назад +4

      You stole my comment

    • @Bashfulhyena
      @Bashfulhyena 4 года назад +13

      @@himikotoga5802 No, they didn’t.

    • @Bashfulhyena
      @Bashfulhyena 4 года назад +13

      @@himikotoga5802 You only have one comment on this channel, and it’s right here.

    • @spiderman0572
      @spiderman0572 4 года назад +3

      3:04 is a catfish I thought it was das😳

  • @Auditore.da.Firenze
    @Auditore.da.Firenze 6 лет назад +2959

    ''Imagine going on a date, and your person takes off his chin'' I almost died 😂😂

    • @spudgames5313
      @spudgames5313 6 лет назад +18

      LIIIINNNNNNDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Januaryblue_Zzz
      @Januaryblue_Zzz 6 лет назад +6

      Sounds like a That's so Raven episode

    • @WobbysPersonalHell
      @WobbysPersonalHell 6 лет назад +3

      if there was makeup to fix THIS then i wouldn't have stayed im my house for 6 years without leaving.....i actually haven't left my house in 6 years but thats a different problem of mine

    • @hopesprinkle6385
      @hopesprinkle6385 6 лет назад

      Lolll

    • @kamryngrech6397
      @kamryngrech6397 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂

  • @kciee6258
    @kciee6258 2 года назад +305

    Daz panicking being stuck at the tape always makes me laugh 😂

  • @savannahwelch1716
    @savannahwelch1716 4 года назад +693

    "The only six-pack I have is in the fridge" Can't relate more tbh. lol

    • @darkdemongirl5438
      @darkdemongirl5438 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Jennni11
      @Jennni11 4 года назад

      bruh i have a 5 pack :c

    • @vamp1re104
      @vamp1re104 4 года назад +1

      And that’s on quarantine

    • @georgiamartin7759
      @georgiamartin7759 4 года назад

      Me watching 8 d music with my headphone on and my volume the whole way up also me: forgets to turn my volume down daz: hI DaZzLErS My ears hurt so bad

    • @willsie5118
      @willsie5118 4 года назад

      I have 1000gd and low disk space pops up on my pc

  • @kaitzi9095
    @kaitzi9095 6 лет назад +14513

    When Daz taped himself to the chair, I lost it 😂

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 6 лет назад +58

      Kaitlyn Muirhead me too hahahaha

    • @MrMichaelbelger
      @MrMichaelbelger 6 лет назад +43

      Yeah that was hilarious

    • @shinzocosplayandgaming9609
      @shinzocosplayandgaming9609 6 лет назад +27

      Same! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sherimerenda9758
      @sherimerenda9758 6 лет назад +19

      Hehe spoilers

    • @km0791
      @km0791 6 лет назад +14

      Kaitlyn Muirhead I
      You ruined the video for me since when you open it it shows comments but you arnt lying 😂😂😂

  • @no-yq3tn
    @no-yq3tn 5 лет назад +4031

    “Women of the world if you remove your nose in front of me we are no longer friends.” - Daz

    • @WeebLover275
      @WeebLover275 5 лет назад +13

      SO TRUE lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @Alf-ht7gl
      @Alf-ht7gl 5 лет назад +17

      No one else like this comment the 69 must stay!!

    • @dreemcatcher6174
      @dreemcatcher6174 5 лет назад +9

      It's been two days and there 750 likes now

    • @WeebLover275
      @WeebLover275 5 лет назад +6

      Julie Columbia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kerryrochellekarauria1467
      @kerryrochellekarauria1467 4 года назад +5

      Wat

  • @maximumeffort4043
    @maximumeffort4043 Год назад +123

    "And a fuck my face" 😂😂
    I needed several laughs due to a bad depression day and binge watching old Daz watches has given me the happy chemicals for a bit!

  • @peachyongs7974
    @peachyongs7974 6 лет назад +736

    "That's not makeup, that's mission impossible."
    Anyone @ me trying to do my makeup

    • @starrynights3433
      @starrynights3433 6 лет назад +6

      ringaling army!?💜💜

    • @plutopolite6288
      @plutopolite6288 6 лет назад +4

      Dam I've seen you comment 3 times 😃

    • @kitaylor4135
      @kitaylor4135 6 лет назад +4

      I always find another army in dazs videos 😂😂😂

    • @melindat6069
      @melindat6069 6 лет назад +1

      ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 💜💜💜💜

  • @bellasc4156
    @bellasc4156 5 лет назад +509

    “The proofs in the pudding!And I have had a lot of pudding,as you can tell”. Same😂😂😂

    • @im2nxmb54
      @im2nxmb54 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

  • @ifkemajkojebac
    @ifkemajkojebac 5 лет назад +454

    3:41 “OH NO HER NOSE WENT WHOOOOP”
    “OH MY OH HOLY JESUS”😂😂😂

  • @mango_luv7985
    @mango_luv7985 2 года назад +72

    Bro...I'm gonna be honest...I just got home after sneaking out with my friends, I rolled my ankle, had to walk home alone, and watching his reactions just made me feel 1000 times better

    • @Ngt666_
      @Ngt666_ 11 месяцев назад +3

      You doing better now a year later?

  • @gracegrogan2165
    @gracegrogan2165 6 лет назад +368

    “If you remove your nose in front of me, we are no longer friends”😂😂😂

    • @quackbock1018
      @quackbock1018 6 лет назад +5

      he can never be friends with Mr. Potato Head lol

  • @jeystarz5400
    @jeystarz5400 3 года назад +859

    “OH JESUS HER NOSE WENT WOOP GONE”
    “Oh no oh she’s cutting her nose off”

  • @iridocyclitisokaybi3978
    @iridocyclitisokaybi3978 6 лет назад +1365

    "OH JESUS OH NO HER NOSE WENT *WHOOOP* GONE"

  • @Lalalaluka
    @Lalalaluka 10 месяцев назад +26

    "LINDA! WHERE'S MY TAPE!? HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT AGAIN!?"
    had me dead

  • @juiceboxbaby7243
    @juiceboxbaby7243 4 года назад +703

    “LINDA WHERES MY TAPE...HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT AGAIN?” My senior quote

    • @joward5585
      @joward5585 3 года назад +6

      What dose he mean by do it agin ?

    • @asif-lp7zu
      @asif-lp7zu 3 года назад +4

      @@joward5585 uhmmmm smth dirty love

    • @choibee4308
      @choibee4308 3 года назад +1

      @@asif-lp7zu oh god

  • @Tommy35842
    @Tommy35842 4 года назад +2940

    Daz: "it's a scary time to be alive"
    Me in 2020: *watching people fighting over toilet paper* "um..... well i wish that was true"

  • @eanholmes-spencer2304
    @eanholmes-spencer2304 5 лет назад +872

    "If men finds out we could shapeshift, they're going to tell the church!" - Sailor J, Contouring 101.

    • @kaitlynverdelli-mason3831
      @kaitlynverdelli-mason3831 5 лет назад +35

      Eliminate the nose. You can pretend that you have no nostrils men will be bewitched and hand over there wallets

    • @ninaaaaishere
      @ninaaaaishere 5 лет назад +5

      I am the 101 like 😂

    • @yoonjiboogie8768
      @yoonjiboogie8768 5 лет назад +7

      You want to look like a pterodactyl, men LOVE pterodactyl's

    • @chlobear1030
      @chlobear1030 5 лет назад +5

      A man once walked in on me while I was contouring. I had to pretend to be schizophrenic so he’d think I was playing in cat shit.

    • @jessicashackleford2221
      @jessicashackleford2221 5 лет назад

      We need a new way to hide it

  • @eleanor_poore1231
    @eleanor_poore1231 2 года назад +79

    imagine if sarah walked in on him being taped to his chair 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @georgiabennett8533
    @georgiabennett8533 4 года назад +15566

    "If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church!"

  • @alexa_zby5068
    @alexa_zby5068 3 года назад +5254

    Girl:* putting tape on her chin*
    Daz: *putting tape around his whole head *
    “Man Asians have it tough JEEZUS”

    • @unst4bl8
      @unst4bl8 3 года назад +7

      Still no comments and 1.1k likes

    • @plaxxyy2222
      @plaxxyy2222 3 года назад +3

      Still no comments and 1.1k likes

    • @YXDzjr8
      @YXDzjr8 3 года назад +2

      Still no comments and 1.2k likes

    • @Lillywarch
      @Lillywarch 3 года назад +1

      Still no comment and 1.3k likes

    • @headlessharry40
      @headlessharry40 3 года назад +1

      Still no comments and 1.4k likes

  • @jamescarter9302
    @jamescarter9302 6 лет назад +169

    That tape bit, made me laugh SO hard. It was like a good belly laugh as well.

  • @buffster948
    @buffster948 2 года назад +15

    02:03 The tape sketch had me in stitches. No, I mean literally. When I peeled the tape off my face it took all of my skin off. 😂

  • @cs03gsboom69
    @cs03gsboom69 5 лет назад +4837

    “The only six pack I got is in the fridge” stumbled upon your channel, here to stay.

  • @lilyquinlan178
    @lilyquinlan178 6 лет назад +1151

    when he was taped to the chair and he yelled at the disk space notification I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂
    holy shit thanks for the likes 😂

    • @lucusssss
      @lucusssss 6 лет назад +4

      lily quinlan same😂😂😂😂

    • @ryhawk062
      @ryhawk062 6 лет назад +4

      We all did

    • @_lolz_its_me_3241
      @_lolz_its_me_3241 6 лет назад +4

      lily quinlan my god😂😂😂
      It’s the best part!!!

    • @Sunflower-qp6tv
      @Sunflower-qp6tv 6 лет назад +4

      lily quinlan I know that's was the most fun thing I have seen in forever 😂😂

    • @zombieman273gaming
      @zombieman273gaming 6 лет назад +3

      lily quinlan I lost it as well and it was 3am for me so I’m trying to keep quiet at the same time

  • @Sarcastic_me2
    @Sarcastic_me2 3 года назад +2292

    Daz chasing girl around at a party:
    Daz: *I GOTTA SEE IF UR NOISE IS REAL*

    • @kaydyn4893
      @kaydyn4893 3 года назад +15

      Noise

    • @justherehi.2044
      @justherehi.2044 3 года назад +7

      TRUE

    • @ConfusingFrog
      @ConfusingFrog 3 года назад +13

      You mean nose?

    • @cococaine1226
      @cococaine1226 3 года назад +26

      I like to imagine a bunch of women talking and standing around and Daz running up to them and yelling "I GOT YOUR NOSE!" as he pulls on their nose to verify they are real, then him letting go and slowly walking away while saying, "Verified." 😂

    • @memories8771
      @memories8771 3 года назад +5

      Coco Caine omg yesssssss

  • @neilduplooy3787
    @neilduplooy3787 2 года назад +63

    The part where Daz puts the tape all over him had me dying so much I had to watch it again😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yasminhasan7956
    @yasminhasan7956 6 лет назад +2940

    “That’s not a normal skin complexion THATS A VITAMIN DEFICIENCY”

  • @oliviagrant5928
    @oliviagrant5928 6 лет назад +457

    His laugh is seriously contagious haha 😂

  • @alextaylor08
    @alextaylor08 5 лет назад +171

    “Woman of the world, if you remove your nose in front of me, we are NO longer friends”
    I lost it😂😂😂
    8:23

  • @RatsRuleForever
    @RatsRuleForever 2 месяца назад +3

    6:48 “the only 6 pack i have is in the fridge” IM DYING… but honestly relatable too😭

  • @alvafristam6145
    @alvafristam6145 4 года назад +533

    ”i’m gonna cut my ear off like picasso...”
    vincent van gogh: 👁👄👁👂🏻

    • @21chemH
      @21chemH 4 года назад +9

      Picasso:👂👁👄👁👂

    • @Corazon_Dorado
      @Corazon_Dorado 4 года назад

      @gebak is lekker Well thats not very kind of you.

    • @mell5428
      @mell5428 4 года назад

      That Asian girl can hide everything but them teeth

  • @nick.7202
    @nick.7202 4 года назад +773

    * *has headphone covering his ear* *
    Daz: “im gonna cut my ear off!”

    • @chloecastleman4046
      @chloecastleman4046 4 года назад +14

      Omg, I never recognised that 😂 I saw headphones but let it slide when he said it! XD

    • @reecefry4890
      @reecefry4890 4 года назад +12

      He doesn’t have it on that ear. You can see it’s past his ear.

    • @shadowbear1231
      @shadowbear1231 4 года назад +7

      Lets not forget he confused picasso with van gough

    • @that_anonymousartist
      @that_anonymousartist 4 года назад +1

      He puts it infront of his ear

    • @taliawood3623
      @taliawood3623 4 года назад +1

      No because his head phones were off a bit

  • @veronicafoley4845
    @veronicafoley4845 4 года назад +2548

    I am officially DIEING of laughter 😂😂. When he was trying to take off the tape😂😂

  • @nadrakouja775
    @nadrakouja775 Год назад +19

    “LINDA WHERES MY TAPE👹👹👺”*+*ten minutes later*+*”😮‍💨nailed it🥴”why did I ever do it”

  • @todowoki512
    @todowoki512 5 лет назад +2524

    This is why we can’t tell the men we shapeshift. He’s going to tell the church
    Edit: this is from tumblr not tik tok not RUclips

  • @g4merbf677
    @g4merbf677 4 года назад +921

    Woman: *pulls contacts out*
    Diaz: she juST PULLED HER PUPIL OUT-

    • @1DayCloserOfficial
      @1DayCloserOfficial 4 года назад +5

      I was about to be like. Diaz? But I know u meant daz

    • @williamaftonslover5499
      @williamaftonslover5499 4 года назад +1

      she just took her pupil out*

    • @SonikAssict
      @SonikAssict 4 года назад +2

      I nearly passed out from laughter !!!! i havent laughed this hard on a video for a long time...sorry i wasnt laughing i was crying

    • @fireballplays923
      @fireballplays923 4 года назад

      Heyimcole13 he said nipples

    • @g4merbf677
      @g4merbf677 4 года назад

      ;-;

  • @haileybug8674
    @haileybug8674 4 года назад +2807

    "If the men find out we can shapeshift...." Lol here during quarantine. The second quarantine....

    • @thespooke7950
      @thespooke7950 4 года назад +36

      Feels like the EIGHTH

    • @yua_mushroom3
      @yua_mushroom3 4 года назад +14

      I’m here during quarantine as well.

    • @boo_12kai15
      @boo_12kai15 4 года назад +7

      I’m missing the last week of school because of a positive case of covid

    • @thespooke7950
      @thespooke7950 4 года назад +8

      @@boo_12kai15 A teacher was tested positive for COVID, and we're still operating 🤠

    • @salty_potato979
      @salty_potato979 4 года назад +20

      their going to Tell the church

  • @Laycab2011
    @Laycab2011 Год назад +9

    ‘Proofs in the Pudding. And I’ve had a lot of pudding if you can tell’ slap* slap* 😂😂

  • @jaylamyers8831
    @jaylamyers8831 4 года назад +3918

    I laughed at Daz struggling because he taped himself to his chair for way to long 😭✋

  • @iloveanotherdaydawns
    @iloveanotherdaydawns 5 лет назад +237

    3:40 "OH MY GOD HER NOSE WENT*whoop*"
    Spoken words of the mastermind himself Daz Black

  • @im_a_piece_of_toast354
    @im_a_piece_of_toast354 6 лет назад +670

    Omg I almost pee ed my pants with the tape skit. 😂😂

  • @Thereal_tazzyt
    @Thereal_tazzyt Год назад +7

    “Women OF the WORLD if You REMOVE your NOSE in front OF me WE are NO longer FRIENDS “ 4 years later and this still cracks me up

  • @Livingd3adgir1
    @Livingd3adgir1 5 лет назад +3464

    I love how you said the second girl looked "a certain way" instead of saying she's ugly. Respect.
    Edit: In my opinion I don't think she's ugly. I don't really think anyone is ugly judging by their looks. That's just messed up

    • @shirliewoolman8951
      @shirliewoolman8951 5 лет назад +45

      That’s mean by you calling her “ugly” it’s not nice

    • @mrmoonman384
      @mrmoonman384 5 лет назад +10

      Wesley ClipZ
      D E S P E R A T E

    • @biblicallyaccurateangel4433
      @biblicallyaccurateangel4433 5 лет назад +5

      @@godlygreens4559 no

    • @attackmyheart
      @attackmyheart 5 лет назад +10

      Mission Complete +R E S P E C T

    • @carriehaines3277
      @carriehaines3277 5 лет назад +71

      @@shirliewoolman8951 they weren't calling her ugly. They were saying that Daz said 'a certain way' instead of just straight out calling her ugly.

  • @castaway2850
    @castaway2850 6 лет назад +1888

    The tape part killed me. I am deceased.

  • @andreaono5558
    @andreaono5558 6 лет назад +592

    The girls: Let me slip into something comfortable **takes off nose**

  • @MatthewBaez-r3g
    @MatthewBaez-r3g 13 дней назад +2

    You know if your sad watch daz depressed daz happy daz mad watch DAZ he will cherish you up in every way possible he is the funniest realest mf out there respect to you daz

  • @miam8320
    @miam8320 4 года назад +1137

    Daz: tapes face to his chair
    *daughter walks in*
    Daughter: Dad, do you want to talk

  • @amandalong8711
    @amandalong8711 4 года назад +878

    Daz:*all taped up* "Linda Help!"
    Linda:*dose not answer*
    Low Disk space:"hey!"
    Daz:😐

  • @leilamay2596
    @leilamay2596 3 года назад +1543

    Daz: who wheres a fake nose
    Voldemort: fake nose? WHERE!?

    • @tillsmae470
      @tillsmae470 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @emzbemz
      @emzbemz 3 года назад +14

      I laughed way to hard at this at 3 am I think my neighbours may kill me xxx

    • @oldsport8838
      @oldsport8838 3 года назад +2

      OK I laughed myself silly I thought voldemort was attractive

    • @sallyface1695
      @sallyface1695 3 года назад

      @@oldsport8838 i cant say anything since i simp for my username

    • @oldsport8838
      @oldsport8838 3 года назад

      @@sallyface1695 lé shotgun

  • @DeeDeeCole34
    @DeeDeeCole34 11 месяцев назад +7

    3:35 ''AW NO! THE NOSE JUST WENT WOOP! GONE!''

  • @bangtanfanfics4357
    @bangtanfanfics4357 6 лет назад +1453

    You can’t have a daz video without the low disk space in it

  • @leahmonaghan7353
    @leahmonaghan7353 5 лет назад +171

    “Women if u remove ur nose off in front of me WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS” HAD ME CRYING LOL

  • @dorcaswinter8296
    @dorcaswinter8296 4 года назад +1049

    “That’s not a skin tone that’s a vitamin deficiency!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @bertandsausage8442
      @bertandsausage8442 4 года назад

      You joined six years ago and have six subscribers

    • @GriddlyMcDiddle
      @GriddlyMcDiddle 4 года назад +17

      @@bertandsausage8442 More than you have

    • @bertandsausage8442
      @bertandsausage8442 4 года назад +3

      @@GriddlyMcDiddlegrow up

    • @Munchtreats
      @Munchtreats 4 года назад +14

      @@bertandsausage8442 I think you should grow up

    • @mermaidenby6402
      @mermaidenby6402 4 года назад +16

      @@bertandsausage8442 you're the one harassing someone who did nothing to you and you're telling THEM to grow up!? You're such a fucking hypocrytical moronic CLOWN 🤣🤣

  • @lTZAS
    @lTZAS 2 года назад +11

    Daz proving that it’s not actual beauty that matters its the confidence you have even though daz is beautiful
    4:25

  • @amy8870
    @amy8870 6 лет назад +410

    Daz: Oh by the way I didn’t mention how beautiful you look toni....
    *girl peels off her chin*
    Daz:*absolutely speechless*
    Daz:what are you doing?...
    This had me dead.😂😂😂

  • @idilhassan9948
    @idilhassan9948 6 лет назад +238

    It isn’t a Daz Watches without the “Low Disk Space” popping up

    • @DarkInferno99
      @DarkInferno99 6 лет назад +5

      It isn't a daz watches without "LINDA"

    • @prinpix6
      @prinpix6 6 лет назад +2

      Yupp😂

  • @killuazoldyck2990
    @killuazoldyck2990 5 лет назад +1956

    daz: " who wears a fake nose"
    literally no one:
    micheal jackson: *looks around the room*

    • @maxzuelly5432
      @maxzuelly5432 5 лет назад +14

      PFFFFFFF- HAHAHAHAAA🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @niyaht.5952
      @niyaht.5952 5 лет назад +5

      💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ashameddonald6674
      @ashameddonald6674 5 лет назад +8

      YEE-HEE

    • @benzitothe1
      @benzitothe1 5 лет назад +35

      killua zoldyck Daz: Who wears a fake nose?
      Michael Jackson: ...MEE HEE

    • @kermit3550
      @kermit3550 5 лет назад +2

      @@benzitothe1 😂

  • @caleytaylor1778
    @caleytaylor1778 Год назад +5

    OMG 2:04! 😂😂 🤣🤣 Daz is the funniest person alive!

  • @jessicawhite3505
    @jessicawhite3505 5 лет назад +794

    don’t judge a book by its cover
    *_REMOVES NOSE_*

    • @abdotube9438
      @abdotube9438 5 лет назад +17

      Ma man this is some lit goverment shit

  • @ashlynsnyder2044
    @ashlynsnyder2044 4 года назад +2241

    When people say “I’m a CEO of being a catfish”
    Honey..... you haven’t met the *asian women* yet.

    • @tonycos2354
      @tonycos2354 4 года назад +25

      Yeah, all I've been seeing were shapeshifter

    • @cortneymccrossin760
      @cortneymccrossin760 4 года назад +14

      I’m so sorry for this and you may believe I’m annoying for this, but my ocd is kicking in. You would say met not meet. Sorry for sounding annoying it just bothered me

    • @russellpawson2495
      @russellpawson2495 4 года назад +6

      May I ask what your profile picture is

    • @ashlynsnyder2044
      @ashlynsnyder2044 4 года назад +1

      Russell Pawson you know I think it’s sexy, so that’s why it my profile picture, it’s my mom not that I think my moms sexy

    • @t.p4rr
      @t.p4rr 4 года назад +4

      so ur calling us ugly?:(

  • @stephanie061201
    @stephanie061201 6 лет назад +834

    *”LINDA”*

  • @ItzRan1
    @ItzRan1 2 года назад +17

    His reaction to everytime the woman peels off the fake nose had me dying 💀

  • @kerrypalmer1781
    @kerrypalmer1781 4 года назад +206

    OML THAT THING WHEN HE TAPED HIMSELF TO THE CHAIR I COMPLETELY ALMOST FAINTED ON LAUGHTER

    • @sasaki4557
      @sasaki4557 4 года назад +7

      I laughed so hard at that time. And also when he said is any thing connected to her real?? She is ganna rip her nipels off or something else

    • @joceyscutefr
      @joceyscutefr 4 года назад +3

      Lol same

    • @angelsindisguise
      @angelsindisguise 4 года назад +5

      Same I couldn’t fucking breathe

    • @kerrypalmer1781
      @kerrypalmer1781 4 года назад +1

      Omg I've never had so many likes bruh

    • @lilannamai1181
      @lilannamai1181 4 года назад

      I wanted to laugh sooo badly but my mum was in am eating next to me

  • @dancegirls3788
    @dancegirls3788 4 года назад +876

    When daz tapped himself to the chair I started crying 😂

  • @joonieathiccie
    @joonieathiccie 6 лет назад +2276

    **let's just stick some scotch tape right there**
    *ok. You're beautiful now.*

  • @GraceWebber-sz4hg
    @GraceWebber-sz4hg Год назад +4

    “I’m going to ask if I can poke her nose” has me deadddd imagine going up to someone oh hey can I just poke you’re nose 😂😂😂xx

  • @isla_7aff453
    @isla_7aff453 4 года назад +503

    When he tapped himself to the chair
    I lost it
    You would think I had a sesure

  • @cutiebug5912
    @cutiebug5912 4 года назад +811

    Lady: *takes off her fake eyelashes* Daz: Is anything connected to her real? Is she gonna rip her nipples off next? I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @Venus-zq9sb
    @Venus-zq9sb 5 лет назад +1605

    Daz: "im going to F*cking cut my ear off, going to be like f*cking Picasso"
    Me: it was van Gogh who cut off his ear not Picasso
    IM CRYING XD

  • @Mm2.154
    @Mm2.154 Год назад +4

    “LINDA WHERES MY TAPE HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT AGAIN “got me rolling 😂

  • @_Starzy
    @_Starzy 6 лет назад +399

    I died when his face was taped to the chair and the low disk space came up lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ydahoover9238
      @ydahoover9238 6 лет назад

      That’s not true!
      If you were dead, you wouldn’t be able to write this comment, eh?
      🤔😑

    • @biblinashamuel4610
      @biblinashamuel4610 6 лет назад

      +KING Sam
      ??

    • @emorch4723
      @emorch4723 6 лет назад

      @@biblinashamuel4610 r/woosh

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 6 лет назад

      Me too

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 6 лет назад

      @@ydahoover9238 You fucking literal asshole!

  • @tylabarlow3420
    @tylabarlow3420 4 года назад +3139

    Imagine his daughter or someone walking in and seeing that he taped himself to the chair and can’t get out
    Edit: I love how funny all the comments are 😂❤️

    • @ceejofdreams
      @ceejofdreams 4 года назад +136

      His daughter would probably die of laughter before she could even get the scissors.

    • @kristieowens1493
      @kristieowens1493 4 года назад +15

      lol

    • @zacharyschenk7932
      @zacharyschenk7932 4 года назад +35

      i honestly couldn’t breathe i started crying of laughter and thought i woke my mom up

    • @evgeniajposiko455
      @evgeniajposiko455 4 года назад +18

      Id be like
      "You dumb bitch why did you do that?"

    • @Catty_Wampus4610
      @Catty_Wampus4610 4 года назад +24

      "Not again Dad!"

  • @hamzaanegm
    @hamzaanegm 4 года назад +610

    5:33
    “That’s not a normal skin tone. That’s a VITAMIN DEFICIENCY! 😂😂 ”

  • @MOEE1.9
    @MOEE1.9 2 года назад +6

    I love how he is still respectful

  • @Broooklyn_Gacha
    @Broooklyn_Gacha 5 лет назад +730

    *Me just casually drinking my tea*
    *daz turns around with his face taped to his chair*
    *Nearly chokes on tea*

    • @insanityfan6255
      @insanityfan6255 5 лет назад +2

      I wouldnt choke i..... i would drown

    • @amethystgrace
      @amethystgrace 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @latishiannmitchell9484
      @latishiannmitchell9484 5 лет назад +2

      Don't choke on ur tea for no reason peoples only choke on it if ur watching daz
      LoL jk

    • @kaylagibson3091
      @kaylagibson3091 5 лет назад +2

      「Høñèÿ_Bløssøm」 I can just tell ur British (me to)

    • @Pinocchio1159
      @Pinocchio1159 5 лет назад +1

      @@latishiannmitchell9484 haha

  • @sdmuzlesjouets3907
    @sdmuzlesjouets3907 6 лет назад +416

    “ WHERE IS YOUR NOSE?”
    “In the garbage “

  • @beefchops6459
    @beefchops6459 6 лет назад +433

    The reason you are getting "Low memory" on that empty harddrive is because thats were your old version of Windows 10 is installed, you have to go into your settings on Windows 10 and click the "remove any old updates of Windows 10 from your PC" and that will then clear it. Also why are you suddenly censoring your curse words?

    • @beefchops6459
      @beefchops6459 6 лет назад +2

      Like so Daz can see!

    • @pandoratonks4429
      @pandoratonks4429 6 лет назад +37

      He won't get any money if he swears in his videos, I think. It's the RUclips adpocalypse. It completely destroyed RUclipsrs like RPGMinx. It's stupid.

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 6 лет назад +9

      Family friendly content = coin

    • @karolinaxo4894
      @karolinaxo4894 6 лет назад +3

      BeefChops no he’s not censoring it RUclips sometimes censores it itself

    • @swagelyne
      @swagelyne 6 лет назад

      Frosty Teacup 😂😂

  • @rizzorat22
    @rizzorat22 Год назад +5

    Love how he said he’d cut his ear off like Picasso even though it was Van Gough that cut his ear off. Made it even more chaotic 😂😂

  • @millslovesmillss4385
    @millslovesmillss4385 4 года назад +555

    Asians: “tapes face”
    Daz: “idea spawns” I’ve got tape LiNdA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Daz: “ tapes face to chair” nAiLeD iT, LiNdAaAaAaAaAa

    • @kiwon7709
      @kiwon7709 4 года назад +1

      Millie Follen not all Asians do it. Smh.

    • @anakinskinwalker1724
      @anakinskinwalker1724 4 года назад +3

      @@kiwon7709 Ok, he/she was talking about people who DO do it.
      So SMH THAT

    • @kiwon7709
      @kiwon7709 4 года назад

      XxJoHnWiCkXx and how am I supposed to know that? They said “Asians” there are more than 3 billion Asians on this earth and they’re practically saying they tape their faces. Smh

    • @shyanneharrison5018
      @shyanneharrison5018 4 года назад

      XxJoHnWiCkXx do u even know what smh means

  • @fragz3181
    @fragz3181 4 года назад +1190

    I can only imagine how his daughter feels every ten minutes she hears LINDA!!!!! Thank you guys soooo much for all the likes I didn’t think it would get over 10 thank you

    • @em0t33th7
      @em0t33th7 4 года назад +3

      Poor Sarah lmao

    • @prodbypaxto
      @prodbypaxto 4 года назад +2

      NISA YUREK his wife

    • @izzyaleman2037
      @izzyaleman2037 4 года назад +1

      Greyson Tanner *RIGHT

    • @alisonbrowning3120
      @alisonbrowning3120 4 года назад +6

      @@prodbypaxto no...linda doesn't exist...he made her up

    • @fizz7523
      @fizz7523 4 года назад +2

      @@prodbypaxto Linda is a made-up character, as it has been said by Daz many videos long ago and he does mention that he wished she existed, therefore it cannot be his wife unless she is imaginary.

  • @queenofdecats2417
    @queenofdecats2417 6 лет назад +2883

    Make *LINDA* merch. And *LOW DISK SPACE* merch.
    Edit: thx for the likes❤❤❤❤

  • @Destinyyjadeee2042
    @Destinyyjadeee2042 Год назад +5

    4:20 ❤ YOU'RE SO SWEET

  • @share_the_scene
    @share_the_scene 6 лет назад +611

    Linda I swear fix that freaking computer 😂😂

    • @dzenifer3114
      @dzenifer3114 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao 😂

    • @hypehatesyou
      @hypehatesyou 6 лет назад +1

      LINDA! Do the task I gave you for once!

    • @share_the_scene
      @share_the_scene 6 лет назад +2

      GachaVivian I swear every time he says that I am like where is Linda 😂😂

    • @Blue_RoseCX
      @Blue_RoseCX 6 лет назад +1

      Why is ur pic sss??

    • @share_the_scene
      @share_the_scene 6 лет назад

      KawaiiWolfSquad 2006 cause I am a super fan

  • @astroflame4695
    @astroflame4695 4 года назад +2864

    'Who wears a fake nose'
    *Sad Voldemort noises*

    • @-1N0SUK3-
      @-1N0SUK3- 4 года назад +11

      ޖ🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaylaking339
      @jaylaking339 4 года назад +15

      Michael Jackson dies. U know how much plastic surgery he did on his face?

    • @emmag5834
      @emmag5834 3 года назад +9

      @@jaylaking339 ??????

    • @Elise02102
      @Elise02102 3 года назад +18

      Moldy voldy

    • @imxn1000
      @imxn1000 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣

  • @mysteryhuman5531
    @mysteryhuman5531 5 лет назад +178

    When he gets stuck in the tape it makes me laugh every single time

  • @ABCpresentTM
    @ABCpresentTM 2 года назад +2

    The tape got me on the floor dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣