There's a German death metal band called stillbirth who have an album called "back to the stoned age" album cover is first person view from rust or one of those games but with a spliff in the characters hand. Would highly recommend
Can we just be grateful that Daz still wants to post for us when he's sick. ily //edit// Y'all don't need to be mean in the replies smh, it's not kissing ass when someone wants to show their appreciation for someone, sheesh
i have had a really rough time lately being stressed out with school and personal stuff about myself. you’re like a father figure that i never had and you’re videos make me laugh😂 i appreciate you so much
“Oh dear Elmo has moved to the kidnapping business” 5:58: “be very very quiet and I won’t slit your throat” That’s what my brothers friend said while he was playing as Chucky on Halloween
GUYS GUYS. RIGHT AFTER DAZ SAID, "Is that an elf clinging to,santa's junk?" I GOT AN AD WITH SANTA WITH A FINGER OVER HIS MOUTH SHUSHING ME WITH A TERRIFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE. IM DEAD
You’re so funny, Daz. My grandma passed away 3 weeks ago and watching your videos really helps me smile and laugh and not think about it. Stay dazzling! 💖
2:21: My friend’s little sister has that toy and when I went to his house to sleep over one time I had to turn that thing away from me before I could actually sleep. That’s one disturbing dinosaur
*Daz's daughter on a FaceTime with her friends* Daz: That dinosaur ia high as s*it!!! His daughter:.... Her friends:.....Was that your dad again? His daughter: Yup....
“Teddy looks like a pair of Scissors ✂️ “ said daz. I then soon remember the video where daz reacted to “teddy’s operation ” I shiver to the mentioning of the video.
Me: watching video 4 months after the video was posted Daz: talking about his cough and the flu Me: Rona is that you??? Edit: thank you for the likes I just thought of it at the time. I didn’t think so many people would like this
“What’s even creepier is the toy peeking out in the background” that pink one behind the dinosaur.... *the people who know were thats from just left the chat*
Who is watching during quarantine because the have nothing to do. Thanks for all the likes Edit: Alright guys are we really still watching during quarantine I mean
"Jurassic high" should have "the STONE age"
@@charlieberry7562 Im dyeing
U deserve more 👍🏻!!!!!
There's a German death metal band called stillbirth who have an album called "back to the stoned age" album cover is first person view from rust or one of those games but with a spliff in the characters hand. Would highly recommend
Actually The STONED age
The drug age-
*Imagine what Toy Story would have been like if it was filled with failed toys.* xD
I Don't Want To Imagine...😖
Like when Sid did “surgery” on them and mixed up their body parts.
I want an entire movie with messed up toys like Sid's toys
“There’s a snake in your pants!”
In the Toy Story universe, sex toys will come to life too...
The Elmo one just killed me.
*in Elmo voice* "Be very, very quiet, and I won't slit ya throat HA HA!"
Katniss Mellark Mine is “Don’t worry it will end soon” the fairy tail one 😂 🤣
I like both of them hehe
The person who played Elmo was actually convicted of a child predator
Same
Omg yes I loved it lol
1:29 had me dying when he did the Baymax impression makes me smile even if I had a bad day live you Daz ❤️
9:00
Daz: “What kind of officer uses those handcuffs”
Me: The fashion police
From his vines wow the fashion policedddd I miss that
Steph Dixon ✊😔
Yep
Mount lady
Me and my friends bought those at spoils
“Baymax has got his max out”
“Cinderella is now a minger”
😂😂😂
Yep...
That’s a quote from the video...
You don’t need to tell us that...
as we are here to watch the video
Ortology ! unless someone’s deaf 👀
Ellie Whited “oh and look at that toy in the background, that’s probably his dealer.”
Ortology ! Damn sorry. Not allowed to have fun anymore? Not allowed to share what bits of the video made me laugh? Sorry, does it offend youuuu?
My mom comes into me laughing at these everyday and I have to explain how daz is a family friendly comedian
Definitely family friendly
So vErY FamiLy fReIndLy
Family friendlies a stretch
Yeah definitely fam friendly!
Also you saw the dinasour? I currently have that in my fucking room
Hold up grammar check: my mom comes into me: uh ok kinda sus?
"That dinosaur is high as shit!"
-Daz 2019
3:57 I LOST IT LOL! "That's right space range kid!"
Lol
Random kid: “What are you doing? “
Me: “Just blowing Baymax”
This was made for me
Lol
I can’t breathe 😂😅
nO-
@@olivialovelle lol i am gonna dye my hair red
Can we just be grateful that Daz still wants to post for us when he's sick. ily
//edit// Y'all don't need to be mean in the replies smh, it's not kissing ass when someone wants to show their appreciation for someone, sheesh
In all honesty,*respect*
OHMYGOD TY FOR THE HEART DAZ ILYSM
Kedamono no Kao wa
Press X for respect
U so lucky
i have had a really rough time lately being stressed out with school and personal stuff about myself. you’re like a father figure that i never had and you’re videos make me laugh😂 i appreciate you so much
He's the same for me I hope you feel better
I laughed so hard my parents looked at me like there was something wrong 😂😂😂
Me 2
Threesome with a horse
333 likes
Daz liked your comment lucky
500th like...
“Oh dear Elmo has moved to the kidnapping business”
5:58: “be very very quiet and I won’t slit your throat”
That’s what my brothers friend said while he was playing as Chucky on Halloween
Madeleine Grace *slowly backs away*
Future serial killer. Run away!
NONONO
I love chucky
I tell my sister's that all the time
“MUM .... THE HORSE ATE BARBIE !!” 1:52. That killed me 😂😂😂
Same 😂
😂🤣
5:44 Daz:"Who designed that the same person who designed sonic." That killed me I couldn't stop laughing!
Aged like milk
Imagine having milk in the buzz lightyear bottle
Omg-
I was literally thinking of that
JAIL 😂😂😂
PHAAHHA
Oh god
‘And another Daz watches’
Is the best phrase you will ever hear
True
Nope
@@ladylouthebest8620 get out!🚪
Dat Bat Nope
LadyLou The best Then What is?
GUYS GUYS. RIGHT AFTER DAZ SAID, "Is that an elf clinging to,santa's junk?" I GOT AN AD WITH SANTA WITH A FINGER OVER HIS MOUTH SHUSHING ME WITH A TERRIFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE. IM DEAD
That definitely has to be a accidental coincidence/never tell me the odds moment😂
Buzz really said “Suck it kid”
💀
PLEASE-💀💀💀
I- 💀
I- n o
🤣 nooooo!!
3:40 buzz looking like "well it ain't gonna suck itself" 😂😂😂
Oh just imagine putting milk in it thooo
@@deppressedsunshine4550huh?- wait NO-
Loner愛Lovely愛 - hehehe
@@deppressedsunshine4550 you nasty- xD
Loner愛Lovely愛 - lul >:3
3:39 "Huh? Why is my straw getting harder? And taller?"
Cuteness Queen this is underrated af
LMAO
GOLD
LMAO-
Why has this not been hearted yet?
You’re so funny, Daz. My grandma passed away 3 weeks ago and watching your videos really helps me smile and laugh and not think about it. Stay dazzling! 💖
Sorry to hear that my man. I hope u get through it.
That Elf is clinging for dear life on Santa's "jingle bells"...
Lamaoooo
I singed jingle balls at school when it was close to christmas
HAHA I CANTTT
Oh what fun
"Oh what's fun"
"Laughing all the way"
"don't worry, it will be over soon"
-daz black
So good
He had practice
6:20
Daz: what is that elf doing to Santa's junk
Me: being a ho ho ho
You deserve more likes
I'm the 10th like
Phft
King for this comment 👑
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
6:40 when you steal the last chicken nugget
“We can definitely tell his spidey senses are tingling” 😂😂😂😂😂
God I love Daz
Evie Cheasty-Duggan we got the same name lol
My childhood: *ight ima head out*
Hey army
Finish the sentence
Hey Jimin, you got......
Worldwide Handsome you know? “No jams”
Nice.
Worldwide Handsome you know? No jams
Yessss 👏👏
I just saw an ad saying “what is the true purpose of a home?”
Then I was like: SO YOU CAN FUCKING LIVE IN IT!!!
Some people think we’re stupid these days.
@@connaghward1582 most people are lmao
😂
Gacha is unholy and disgusting.
Lmao
It’s literally 1am and I’m just here watching daz and laughing until I can’t breath
10 pm for me
Imagine your kid yelling in a gruff voice *M O M, THE HORSE ATE BARBIE*
J LITERALLY READ THAT THE EXACT SAME TIME HE SAID IT
oml XDD
Same 😂
“Bay Max has got his max out”
-Daz Black
Underrated comment
@@Artn00b not really but go off
HOW DID I READ THIS AS IT CAME UP 😭
Plz quote thay
@@Jamesiscool127 ?
I couldn’t stop laughing and I watched this while in public 🤣🤣🤣
THAT is NOT My Little Pony! That is a sad excuse for a toy! 😂😂😂
May I introduce you to the magic of 𝓹𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓴𝓲𝓭𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷
I’ve watched this 10 times over and still laughing at the bus cup
I sadly had that as a child
@@numpsiez 𝗢𝗵 𝗻𝗼 😂
Same
@@numpsiez rip
Same:
“Baymax has got his max out”
I ACTUALLY PASSED AWAY 💀
LMFAOO ✌️💀🔫
Rip
😭✋🏼💀🔫
Baymax be packing
But you have to blow into that to inflate the balloon
7:51 had me laughing so hard I cried and I’ve watched it over and over and it still is too funny for me.
“This is riDICKulous! No pun intended”
- Daz Black
thanks for all the likes 😊
NA NA NA NA NA!
emo fucks.
@@lemonzestonmyfingers8212 drUGS GIMME DRUGS GIMME DRUGS I DONT NEED IT
Isabel BUT ILL SELL WHAT YOU GOT TAKE THE CASH AND ILL KEEP IT
Edit:don’t put “edit” into a comment
“Teddy looks like a pair of scissors”😂 I died!
same
My little brother has the dinosaur and trust me the noises it makes are as weird as his looks
My younger cousin has one aswel
I have te original
I had one lol
@@fn_slurps9581 why did yours get to high then die?
@@slothconnell3579 I was feeding him the good weed leaf lol
Imagine drinking and buzz just says “that’s right space ranger”
Daz: MUM THE HORSE ATE BARBIE!
Mum: it’s fine
It wanted to poop it out
But it ate barbie Mum
Yeah
@@PrinceEmeraldMoonstone it can eat belle aswel
Shes drunk
@@N0vaB0ba398 that’s impossible!
The WAY he says “An elephant graveyard what’s that? 🥴” lmao 🤣
It’s from the lion king
@@gacha..hermiaxox993 I know! I was quoting how! he said it not what he said. that's what the " " is for!
Gacha..Hermiaxox bruhhh 😂😂😂😂
We saw the video
Just did a bad thing Shi flyin to
Hell Dang shii
“Mum! The horse ate Barbie!”
No sooner did I like this , he said the quote🤣🤣
Daz: the horse ate Barbie me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!
Random Eddsworld fan Daz: Mum! The horse ate Barbie me:quote of the year laddies quote of the year
I like eddsworld too 😔
Misty Starzz this showed in my notifications and I have no clue why also what’s eddsworld
"You can really tell his spider senses are tingling"
-Daz
2:21: My friend’s little sister has that toy and when I went to his house to sleep over one time I had to turn that thing away from me before I could actually sleep. That’s one disturbing dinosaur
“that’s probably it’s dealer”... seconds later- “Now introducing Jurassic HIGH”
Yeeeeeeesss👏👏👏
I also watched the video
yeeeeeeeeee he never fails to make me laugh...
But where is jurassic low
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
The fluffy handcuffs
Officer: pop the trunk
You: Ok
Officer: what are those
I get it his vine
@@sansthegod2529 fashion police one yup
He's so funny he even laughs at his own jokes 🤣
"Nala looks a little bit special.... 🤪An ElEpHaNt GRaVeYarD, wHaTs ThAt?" 😂😂
*Daz's daughter on a FaceTime with her friends*
Daz: That dinosaur ia high as s*it!!!
His daughter:....
Her friends:.....Was that your dad again?
His daughter: Yup....
Lol
Yes
Litro 😭
Lol
Lol
8:59
Daz: “Imagine coming in and seeing you kids hand cuffing each other”
Me: 😂🤣💀
No that only happens if your kid is a teenager 😏
@@kespblaze8560 i hope not 😭
Lmao 7:19 got me I laugh so hard my mom thinks I'm crazy 😂😂😂😂 daz u always cheer me up 😂😂😂😂
Hagrid: your a wizard Harry
Harry: i'm not a wizard I'm a smurf
codboy 125 *you’re
well just smurf harry
Daz: *Sees angry baby* Looks like Chuck's cousin
My 1st thought: FUCKY!!
Lmao 😭💀✋🏼
*HOLY CHUCKY ITS FUCKY*
😂
Im glad so many people liked this
@@Cringe_Lord lmao 😂
"An elephant graveyard... What's that?"
~Special Nala, 2019
“MUM THE HORSE ATE BARBIE!” I freaking died bro.
You died of jins slipper
Jimin Kookie 😭✌️
HeY sToB It Hi army :)💜
“It just looks like it’s a duck from Chernobyl.” 😂😂😂
"WHAT MOOD IS HE EXPRESSING
"when u get hit with a frying pan" LMAO
i
@@nancymesa6507 ?
You better not fry me lmao
@@sophdowl i will lol
@@mileswillis9020 haha
2019: "i have the flu"
"Oh it's chill"
2020: "i have the flu"
"*grabs a astronaut suit and bug spray*"
OMG I LOVE SAIKI I LOVE KAIDO
@@GanachoJr stfu
Wtf is stfu
It means shut the fuck up
Aww, does me expressing my likes make you angwy?
3:45 You Cannot Tell Me With A Straight Face That It Wasn’t Intentionally Made That Way 🤣😂
Daz: how’s it going Dazzlers
RUclips captions: husker dustless
HuSkeR DuStlEsS wiTch DoeZ gAmeS
I- RJSNDUENUDNEUFGNUDNRUNUENC
@Eclipse lmao
@@lambsauce8031 😐
@@skerfuse 😐
That one “real life expressions” doll had some serious lazy eye there
Christina its gonna give me nightmares
0:59 "a duck from chernobyl" I fell off my bed laughing
Daz: *Has the flue
Me: *Has a migrane
Also me: SICK BUDDIES
The one where he said “first time on shrooms,” I actually mentally died
You missed a golden pun, the “Highceratops” instead of triceratops
Drew Mehall lol
Drew Mehall Good trickshots btw
dad jokes
I see what you did there😲👈
You are a fantastic human being and have my respect
“Teddy looks like a pair of Scissors ✂️ “ said daz.
I then soon remember the video where daz reacted to “teddy’s operation ”
I shiver to the mentioning of the video.
Not gonna lie. That video just fascinated me rather than grossed me out.
@@igoturdlcrighthere7290 ok 👍🐻
lol i literally have a sore throat today daz saying he still has a cold is kinda a great coincidence
Me: watching video 4 months after the video was posted
Daz: talking about his cough and the flu
Me: Rona is that you???
Edit: thank you for the likes I just thought of it at the time. I didn’t think so many people would like this
Omg I can't even with this comment 😂😂
😂
omg that's exactly what I thought
@@annikakoelsch8465 same
That hurts me
I died when he was like “mom the horse ate my Barbie!”
Haha same
I feel bad for teddy
And spiderman
@@N0vaB0ba398 Slender ted
@@PvmpkinTin Teddy scissorbody
3:41
That brings a whole new meaning to the term “Getting every last drop out”
That's right Space Ranger!
“They’ve stitched the eye on the wrong way so nala looks a bit special. OmG An ElEPhanT GrAVe YaRd” 😂😂😂 I died
Omg daz thank you so much for liking my comment I literally just cried been watching you for years absolutely love your channel stay dazzling
@@AmberSanders0406wereallmadhere that's amazing
JosefaKela I know 😱😱
Sour Cream nevermind I know he liked it I have a screenshot ☺️☺️
“What mood is he expressing first time on shrooms” 7:57
Daz:TEDDY LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF SCISSORS
Me:*Dies of laughter*
Bear looks like Slender man lol
7:18
That was the bestest impression I've ever seen😂
Merry christmas daz!! Like if you love him!
For all you people saying that I am "begging" for likes..🤔
I meant like the video. 😑
stop asking for likes bruh
Nope stfu
Why are you guys so mean like nobody ordered a glass of your opinions
I liked because I like Daz and you!
Merry Christmas GrapeFruit!
“I am a sweet baby!”
*Sandy Cheeks* : nO yOu aiN’T!
“Coming this fall in IMAX 3D... Jurassic high” I’m deadddddd
LOL
Honestly I’d pay to see it
Even though he has a sore throat, he can still laugh perfectly😀😀
“What’s even creepier is the toy peeking out in the background” that pink one behind the dinosaur.... *the people who know were thats from just left the chat*
floofa right?
Where’s it from?
It’s floofa from a kids show called yo gabba gabba
“Being afraid of the dark is a very common fear for kids”
Me, an 18 year old: ......
*Daz struggling not to laugh cause he‘s sick*
Me: Bring this man some tea with honey, I wanna hear that contagious laugh!
Daz: Did you say tea?! HA...TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!! 😆
I miss when he did that in Vine when it was still around. 😎
2:29 uhhh... I have the exact same dinosaur as that one, it was my brothers when he was younger and we still have it 😭
5:41 They are close friends
Meet “Druggy”
Who is watching during quarantine because the have nothing to do. Thanks for all the likes
Edit: Alright guys are we really still watching during quarantine I mean
🙋🏻♀️
MEHHHH😑
Meh
Meh
Meeee i think i watched his videos over and over again lol
Who else was dying during this??🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit: wow I had no idea this would get so many comments and likes!😝
Meh
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me 🤣
Me 🤣🤣
i did
You know he’s not lying about his fav toy being a ghost busters tower bc this is the second of third video that he’s mentioned it in 🤣❤️
7:21 When I was 6 I would have made my mom by me the messed up one so that it didn't get hurt feelings just cuz it looked different
Imagine drinking milk out of the buzz cup
Ooof
Whyyyyyyy are you putting images in my head
malon poops 😂😂
I was drinking milk at that one, dropped it because I was laughing and it went everywhere.
why...
Was made 7 minutes ago, 3 dislikes. Video is 10 minutes long, that means haters have notifications on and give daz money lol
Ikr why would you subscribe just to make sure it gets dislikes...?
@@katieforbes2922 because people are dicks
It was probably captain cornflakes
@@willhilton-kent1392 so true
I was your 123 like
I spilt my tea everywhere but it was worth the 3rd degree burns love you daz
7:04 dentists have those type of bears so kids can practice brushing
teeth
Daz: “is this baby some sort of a tribe”
Me: “I- w- I- well yes”
"Be very very quiet... AND I WON'T SLIT YA THROAT HAHAHA!"
-Daz Black 2019
😂😂😂
3:46 I was literally laughing 😂 with you on this picture
8:20 is if Warner brothers went skint so they collabed with avatar 😂😂😂😂
Most parents: good baby!
Stressed parents: bad baby!
Daz: evil baby!
4:31 that teddy took scissoring to the next level.
Where did its arms go?