George calls Max out for his fashion, opinions on Americans and festival season
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- Опубликовано: 10 июн 2023
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Genuinely don’t remember how I survived before this podcast started
Same honestly
Real
No but fr
Literally what was I doing with my life before this saviour of a podcast
I’m representing the lesbians here to say we love you Max and you are absolutely correct in everything you said, you know us so well ❤
Us lesbians love max!
so true
Like how do people even cope without this podcast
honestly tho
I’m not a lesbian but Max is right, It’s a pretty common stereotype that lesbian relationships move really fast and within a couple months of dating they’ve already moved in together lmfao
as a lesbian, max is spot on. i've been there, all my lesbian friends have been there - it rarely goes well but we will always continue to do it. also correct with the long distance relationships lmao
How did you guys cope without a beverage for an ENTIRE episode!? Missed Max's face as he drinks😂 however, still a brilliant episode as always, love you both fitties!😘
Ive got my final sociology exam this Wednesday then I finish college, i would love max to upload an hour long podcast on sociology 💀
not a lesbian, but a bi women. I can confirm that Max is right, lesbian relationships move very fast
Okay but the word "ignorance" derives from the word "ignoring" in latin, as in ignoring the relevant informations to preserve one's ideas, so technically Max was making sense in saying ignorance to mean arrogance
george singing pink instead 😭 SCREAMING
I'm so deeply in love with this podcast and Max and George I have now inserted myself into this "friendship"
george looks very very real in this one
As soon George said raise your glass I spat my drink out 😂
I love that Kelly Rowland song 😂😂😂
I genuinely never like properly belly laugh at anything, except George I think he is actually hilarious “and hot weather! I’ve never heard their stuff” absolutely comical
max getting sidetracked is so funny
as a lesbian I can confirm it’s a lesbian thing to move in quickly together (aka u-haul lesbians) and we all at least have one wlw long distance relationship in our lifetime
my first gf lived in a different continent 😭 we’re still friends
@@elliemcculloch667 literally same 😭living proof all long distance lesbians are the same
as a lesbian, I very appreciate the love
GEORGE has such a quick mind to come up with some of the joke lines.......like how he just lets MAX ramble. and he replies......
they remind me of GEORGE BURNS AND GRACY ALLEN
Oml I literally wait all week to see a new episode, it's finally here thank god
highlight of my sundays tbh 🫶
This episode is top tier 😂 I love you both so much! Also very interesting to hear your thoughts on America
Max is soooo correct I’ve been in a long term relationship AND we were speaking about moving into with each other after like 4 weeks 😭😭
u guys look so good today (like always tbh)
Max’s low key good singing killed me 😂😂😂😂
As a lesbian Max is completely right, also George not knowing this I very uneducated of him.
as soon as max said "that's very lesbian" i just was like "yeah i know what u mean" while george was like "what what?" the queers know
Lesbian joke: "What do lesbians do for a 2nd date?" -- They rent a Uhaul. (That's a US moving truck company).
so glad i have the new pod ep on my birthday weekend 👏🏻
loved max's lesbian appreciation xx
Love u both!!
the florida law thing has thrown me completely that’s so fucked
"Jesus Christ."
"That's what I'm thinking right now." 🤣
Literaly My birthday, great episode xx🎉
thank god for SUNDAY....
and the podcast.....
Ignorance isn’t just now knowing 😂 I think it’s also when people aren’t willing to learn and are narrow minded so max was right 😂
Arrogance is when you feel better than anyone else etc 😂
Only 14 minutes in and I'm cry laughing at max singing IM TRYING TO GET READY FOR WORK 😭😭🤣🤣
thought we were gonna here about ariana grande this ep… can’t wait for it next week
this episode was chaotic in a good way
George not knowing basic lesbian culture is so funny to me
Watching here because on Spotify it was the right episode for the channel but somehow it was different people on some different show when clicking on the episode
Yeah that happened with me and i was like wtf
Same!! On both Spotify and the podcast app it was an episode of ‘the girls bathroom’ podcast??
Literally same I am very confused
same i have no clue what happened
Thought it was just mine playing up!
“book that flight to zimbabwe”😭😭 as a 1/4 zim so true x
MAX I BOUGHT YOU THE CROC CHARMS AND GEORGE THE SOCKS I LOVE YOU!!!💓💓💓I will style you fr I go to fashion school
Im gay, my sister is in a long distance relationship w her gf who literally lives ACROSS THE GLOBE... and my first question was "WHY WOULD U EVEN GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP" but tbf they ARE making it work so fair play...
Max is very right about lesbians George I must say
39:09 lost it. absolutely lost it. my whole family awoke from their slumber AHAh
This is my new frenemies
no george you don’t realise max is right about us lesbians, these are all stereotypes that are like 90% accurate 😂
the liam payne impressions hahs
13:00 that was truly beautiful Max 😄😄😄😄
✌🏻 Lesbian here and Max is spot on 😅
As a lesbian max is right😂😂
My absolute favorite podcast! It’s sad that Florida now has this reputation. I’ve lived in Orlando for 10 years now. But I still LOVE it! Looking forward to next weeks episode!
As an American I can say that there’s a difference between being proud of your fellow citizens and grateful of our veterans and proud of our flag and constitution and the “Americans” that you’re describing. I know it wasn’t meant to be disrespectful but there are so many wonderful Americans that value and respect our country and it’s values without being extreme like you’ve described
I'm sorry but your comment makes no sense. Being proud of your fellow citizens include "the 'Americans' that Max is describing". Being grateful for your veterans... those are people who fight wars (aka kill people) in wars that are for the most part started by your government with no actual threat to your country (like those weapons of mass destruction that actually never existed) and are getting their own lives destroyed and get no support afterwards (what's their suicide rate? quite high, I believe). I'm sorry you've been raised to think your country is great, when everything points to the fact that indeed, it is not. Some Americans might be alright, but sadly, for the most part, it is not. Sorry love
There there Max it's ok 🫂
What was going on with the podcast version?
On spotify it plays a completely different podcast when you click on it??
shoutout my fellow sociology alevelers thank god we’re free!
george is fit
as a lesbian i can confirm we move in straight away
As a lesbian, I can agree max is spot on😂
As a lesbian, he's sadly right. On a different note, lesbians in this comment section, I move into a 2 bedroom flat in 5 days and need someone to come wif me ty
15:25 max love we can’t see your hair, your wearing a hat xx
Representing all those people who read smut in public, most of the time people don't even realise, its just when people go out of their way to read things like 50 shades do people notice
What’s going on with the Spotify podcast ver 😭😭
fr I'm so confused
I don’t understand why George keeps making max cry.
it 100% is a lesbian thing to move in together quickly and/or be long distance and/or adopt a pet together
have either of you seen the stage play????????
I can guarantee you majority of Americans are sane people. Lol. The very loud that we see online are in the minority. What’s scary is how unresponsive we Americans are to it. We thought it was genuinely funny but we can see it’s not funny anymore.
Max is right george 40:36
Max is talking about “U-haul” lesbians 😂
as a lesbian yes
i appreciate the accurate lesbian representation max tysm
someone tell George to get out of a jumper it’s way too hot for that
I don't know who to talk to about how gay I am for George. Luckily no one will notice this though, lost somewhere in all the comments...
The EXTENT George is willing to go to convince Max that no one cares about Sociology? That's wild 😂 also if he wants to keep telling you to stop talking so much maybe he should at least have his own convo topics.. bc that would be one silent podcast otherwise 💅
Helo
The only time George talks is to interrupt Max to make a joke and I am NOT HAVING IT 🙅🏻♀️💅
a stop the liam payne hate movement
I love George but leave Max alone ok 🥲
i thought george was an ally how does he not know the lesbian u-haul lore
Is George stoned today? 😂
george needs to stop being so mean to max, he is always so lovely to george but he always takes it for granted 😪
It's exaggerated for the camera/podcast. A lot of friendships, this one included rely on riffing on each other
Why was George part of that pride campaign when he doesn't even know anything about u-hauling. REFUND 😡
can confirm the lesbian thing
Love this show and love you two but the American segment was pretty cringe. .
found the american?
I'm 43 minutes in and there's been nothing but absolute drivel coming from Max. I'm surprised he can dress himself. Oh wait, he can't
George needs to speak more, he's more interesting