Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus
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- Опубликовано: 31 дек 2022
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George asking max what adhd stands for. Max immediately getting mentally side tracked about a game and forgetting the mission. I already been feeling Max having adhd with how often he goes all over the place with stories and his trains of thought 😂
Max bringing the girl in to see George would have been comedy gold but also the most awkward situation ever 😂
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Max and George are a great duo for a podcast, they have such good chemistry together. it flows naturally with all of the tangents they go on which makes it really entertaining to watch. I can definitely see this podcast dominating this year roll on 2023
This podcast high key cures my depression everytime I watch x
fr same
"piss slit" absolutely killed me 🤣
the whole conversation about the would u rather at 48:00 has me in TEARS IM HOWLING
I am deadly hungover I needed this 😮💨
I freaking love this podcast. Brings life to my stagnant day job. George and Max have perfect best friend chemistry, feels like listening to two of my own mates.
I've heard the nipple story and I nearly fainted when I heard that. I heard the woman collapsed and black out from the pain.
and now it's 2024 !!!
“I almost choked on a Malteser”… “that’s not even relevant” 😂😂
58:10
Omg Paul breach as a guest PLEASE
Why does George look absolutely blazed
With soaking apparently a friend sits under the bed or on the bed and shakes it, which I think is even sadder
Again, george is fit 👍
this podcast unites the north-south divide
been waiting all day for this x
Loving max’s hat today
George has really had enough of Max’s shit this week 😂😂😂😂
Georges reactions and facial expressions are everythink i swear im in love with him and be has the nicest smile... i bet the poor boy needs a councelling session each time he finishes filming a podcast with max hahaha 🤣😂 the pair of them together are brilliant. But max you have this amazing way of making things hilarious but so fucking awkward at the samre time and the more you try backtrack and get out hole youve dug for yourself the deeper in the hole u get and the more george gets concerned about what goes on in your brain and your thought process 🤣😂🤣😂
Happy new year 🎉🎆🎇🎆🎇
finally an actually funny podcast to follow omg
Being Glaswegian i will say the scottish accents were good lads lmao
Max wtaf was that last story i feel violently ill cheers🥲🥲🥲
My school nurse in the New Forest was called matron too George, i am far from posh, nor was my school...
Can you tell i am watching all of these 😂xx
' come on here lil missy ' proper got me 🤣
Another person calling Clarkey out. Now I’m sort of missing the jokes about George’s dad
I love max , please don’t go to the gym Just because of the comments :( your jaw line is SHINING 💖
38:04 has me in stitches
Cracking hat today, Max
Hiii coming from TikTok 😋
Please someone make an 18 rated Monsters inc movie called Monster’s Kink just for max’s pleasure
Max you have to post the video of u opening the Harry Potter letter
The nipple story makes me want to cry omg ah 🤢
To be fair to George, we called the school nurse matron and I’m from Barnsley
Max and George, you both look fit :)
✨cheeky fizzy time✨
Once again - wrong link to George's youtube channel in the description.
18:24 George's voice☠️👹
the twisty testicle thing happened to my brother and now me n the family all call him twisticles
omfg i love that
I swear I heard millie t's voice
Heyyy I’m so early
just join a legs, bums and tums class, predominantly post partum mums to 'get their figure back' but I think you look great and should go to the gym to relieve the stress of carrying this podcast ;) (I joke, George you're a vibe)
As a gym goer, the ‘January people’ need better gym etiquette! Put your weights back please! 🙏🏼
i feel like me and max would be best friends
God I really hope the girl who lost the toy went to a&e 😫
Have neither of you heard of an ice cube? lol
George needs to wake up lol maybe he took an edible? Sleepy boy!
58:10
As an American I can’t get over that they don’t put ice in the drinks. Hot vodka
It’s not hot 🤨
@@holly9758 warm Vodka sounds almost as bad
I'm not a fan of ice, in my drinks. It waters down the alcohol lol 😁
The nerve being pulled out the nipple story literally made me gag 🤢 that's horrific
THE NERVE STORY
"women can only have a few children" LET ME INTRODUCE 19 KIDS AND COUNTING react to that max :')
I dropped my razzor in the shower (i was 13) and ut cut alittle but of my nipple off 😂😂
My boobs hurt thank you
Don't know who these people are and don't know why I'm hearing why people want to randomly meet up with them. *Moves on to next video*
1:12:12 rest assured guys, that story is fake 😭 nerves are so thin you wouldn't be able to see them in pretty sure 😭😭😭
No, you can totally see nerves. It's still unlikely it was a true however if there was an open wound or something, there could be a slight chance. I have seen articles a lot but most of them are probably fake, however I suppose there may have been some true cases
wasn't it because of a piecing??
@@BelladonnaAutumn yeah I read that somewhere. Don't know if it's a real thing
U cant see nerves but could have pulled out one with it, the white threads that can come out of nipple piercings etc is called “sinew” but it can contain nerves
Might George be stoned?
You’ve ruined my life max with that nerve story
A gay demon 😂😂😂
Max's new year resolution should be to not attempt to make the entire podcast about him every week
Someone’s obsessed with Max, if you hate him so much don’t watch. I clicked on ur profile and you can see all you negative comments directed at max. So if you don’t like someone fair enough, but you don’t need to continuously point it out. Find something better to do with your life Craig x
I mean that's kinda the point of a podcast. To talk about yourself
Craig I think you should stop watching now because it’s only gonna get worse
@@max_balegdeyeh piss off craig
I agree with all these guys get lost craig