Max Balegde And George Clarkey Talk Quitting TikTok, Pranking The Internet And Horrible Advice
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- Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2022
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Hope you guys enjoy this, sorry for being so extra with the reveal, I can’t help being a world class actor
Future Oscar nominee? 🤷🏽♀️ 😆
You should of given Max some lessons, it would of been more believable 😂
yours was genuinely so believable it was insane
We love an extra daddyyyyy
You got me so good 😂 so happy about more content from you ❤️
So excited that this is finally out. Really hope you enjoy it and we don’t cancel ourselves in the process ❤️
Love it too much 🫶🏼😆
Your actually well funny it’s unreal 🤣🤣
youtube is less harsh and less easy to make mistakes so ur ok
the fingering part was a bit worrying ngl
deffo feel like every school in blackburn/darwen had a similar knife at teacher story 🤣
Stephen tries popping up is class 💀
I THOUGHT SO I WAS SO CONFUSED
@@geeooo how else are they gonna get people asking for advice nobody knew they were making a podcast 🤣🤣 i guess theyre all fake questions
@@froodlenoodle truee but I couldn’t tell if it was him or not
I COULD TELL IT WAS HIM THE SECOND HE SPOKE
funny seeing you here
these two together are absolute CHAOS and i’m living for it
Never thought I’d see George being the sensible one 😂 trying to contain max’s chaos
The coat hanger convo has me wheezing 😂😂
I died of laughter at the role play office scene about the stolen lunch 😂
The shit max says under his breath kills me! And all the camera looks! Also George is amazing! Y’all have such good chemistry!
‘You will be rolling to the cinema’ ‘Are you calling me fat’😭😭
the pain i felt watching george rip of the fanta bottle lid that was supposed to stay attached was immense😭
other brands are available of this nondescript orange gaseous beverage
@@georgeclarkey removing a fanta label is the same thing as removing a peel of an orange. its still an orange , just with less coverage.
we need a the useless hotline x saving grace pod episode :))
Take a shot every-time Max says ay-up 😂
Max trying to link freuds psychosexual stages is hilarious
George’s humor is *chefs kiss*
george was convincing but max was clearly lying😂
agreed
im so exited ive always wanted these two to have a pod they're hilarious now we need grace on with them my faves ahah
Max shaking with the mug💀
The Stephen tries dilemma killed me
Petition for Max to sabotage the water cooler and make it a water warmer so that he can ruin George’s drink next time
I’ve always wanted these 2 to have a podcast
I absolutely loved this first episode. I almost got in trouble at work for laughing so hard.
this is the most i've laughed over an hour ever, can't wait for more!
don’t think ive ever laughed this hard at a podcast ever, stay cheeky lads xxxxxxxxxx
This is the best podcast i seen this year. Can’t wait for more
this is my new favourite episode of The Office
I love this duo so much! Definitely my new favourite podcast
This was hilarious! You two are great together for a podcast. ❤️
we need more of this!
This is the only podcast ive ever watched and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it ❤
Omg Max going on about the coathanger up the ass and the other video where Alex can't get over how much money George would have to be paid to kiss his dad on the lips 😂 I can't 😂😂
gonna watch weekly i enjoyed it more then i thought i would
This is THE ULTIMATE duo! Laughing every episode!
So glad you’ve started a podcast!
I literally haven’t stopped laughing all the way threw this 😂😂😂 fml you guys are so funny and you don’t even laugh at each other 😂I couldn’t cope
Literally so excited for this
This is exactly what I needed in life
this is an absolute masterpiece
this is going to be my new favourite thing
actually one of the funniest things i’ve ever watched omfg
i cant wait for more episodes ♥
First podcast I’ve listened to and it was brilliant! 😂😂 times never passed by so fast 😂😂
Roots Darling x
this is so funny i love this podcast already
These conversations remind me of family gatherings 😂
Not him ripping the new recyclable lid of the Fanta and telling us it’s tough 😂😂😂😂
cant wait for this oh my god im so excited
This was just amazing! HAHA
I’m crying at this love it
So excited for this! Met you guys at the buzz lightyear premier! You guys we so sweet and naturally hilarious, I didn't get stabbed on the way home BTW 😂
Lmaoo so glad to hear that im not alone in the nipple expanding thing 😭😂
i'm so ready for this oh my god
THE COAT HANGER 😭😭😭😭
Aghhhh this is the best thing to happen to me this year
Amazing, best podcast ever
‘What’s his name?’ ‘Toad.’ Had me dead 😂
new favourite podcast
They should deffo get grace on
happy one year to the best podcast ever
The only podcast I will ever listen to
wait i'm soooo looking forward to this
Best pairing we could’ve seen
OKAY , so this may be the best thing to happen ever
‘my relationship with feces has never been a strong one’ 😂😂💅
SO PROUD ❤
theyre so effortlessly funny
I’m so excited .
acc can’t wait for this 🤭
ahh this is so good
George is giving local radio DJ and Max is giving cancelled. Consider me subscribed.
George constantly making dad jokes 🤣
Personally, my advice to Millie would be to fake a vocal injury and say that the doctor said she can't sing anymore. 🤣
I’m crying at the coat hanger u bend
nice podcast lads
omggggg i love ittttttttttt
I'm actually so exited
Screaming crying Sunday made 🎉
That second caller was deffo Stephen Tries 😂
16:07 best meme reference gone unnoticed by George
i’m so happy rm
love max ❤
Pretty cool concept for a podcast
For the person who has the lunch problem, make it extra spicy, like unbearable, you’ll find out quickly
I'm laughing so hard 🤣
ME AND GEORGE , we did the same I was scared to poop
L, I didn’t go to the toilet for 6 months I nearly exploded my bowel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6 months ? Half a year ? 182.5 days ?
@@ziondavidson6294 yes 🤣I was 9 years old and was hospitalised for weeks , literally nearly offed myself haha
also is that steven tries who called in 😂😂
So excited for this
funniest thing on RUclips!!
Im crying ahahahaha "burned victim"
this was a whole serve 💀
Did anyone else hear stephen tries voice on that phone call or just me
Yeah that's definitely him
the storys these guys say before they explain their advice is peak
It was great
when Steven Tries make a gym joke 😀
Steven Tries cameo 😂
Me personally would add fast acting laxatives into my lunch you’ll soon find and smell who been stealing your food haha 😂
No one let me smoke a 🍃🍁 before watching another one 😂
You should get a paper shredder for next to the printer.
after max being on Grace's podcast twice, I'm surprised he was allowed to drink
‘get it out again’ ‘no not get it out again..’
George gives me Stephen tries vibes 😂
Not George ripping the lid off the new anti-lid-remove bottle of ...orange