Max reveals George’s Gay Side, they decide which Barbie they are and talk wet dreams
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- Опубликовано: 29 июл 2023
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maybe if george was real the episode wouldnt have been late 😔💔
I would like to see a straight episode, also hosted by Max. I think he could do it justice
Honestly AI has come soooo far. The George character is so realistic!! 😮
all right ....NOW...time to get ARTHUR TV....as a guest
omds i neeeed him as a usual guest
just need him.....add some sanity to the show@@maeiliy
georges cgi is getting better every week !!
Max pops a topic , talk about it for a moment gets distracted forgets he was telling us a story then just leaves us hanging 😂😂 ALL THE TIME
i feel like that just a normal podcast thing.. lol
@@ongseungwu4311nah it’s just an adhd thing😭🤣 most podcasters have it tho tbf
Omg yes i love george and glen
STOP CALLING ME GLEN
@@max_balegde never
AHAHA I WOULLD OF NEVER THOUGHT GLEN WAS ONE OF THE TWO REPLIES LMFAOO
@@maeiliy ik I almost screamed
‘That’s not happening, sorry love’ 😭😂 coulda let her down gently George
This gay episode is slaying so much xx
“Shame she can’t do hers that way” 💀😂😂
I actually found the origin of George not being real from a podcast he did last year
Wich one?
the chloe burrows one x
@@brookegrieve internet sensation
That profile picture is the only thing left I have to live for.
I commented that it's from the chloe burrows one on their tik tok but I dont think they saw
Good on Max for telling the George AI about Stonewall! Glad we're educating our new technology!!
Max, my dad's name is also Glenn and it's extra crazy because he actually changed it TO Glenn from what it used to be before he immigrated. He chose the Glenn life. Mad
Marsha didn't throw the first brick! she arrived later on, but she was amazing and a huge part of the movement
George is def giving mouse vibes in that pic, and Max - we need you to leak the bob hair cut pics asap tysm
my school had two lesbian geography teachers who were married to eachother so im not sure i agree that theres no such thing as a gay geography teacher
George's voice is just gorgeous. Smooth as silk 😍
I fucking love how used to it George is that when max says something outlandish he just does not even acknowledge it ... 33:52
I used to love omg in Bristol but I wouldn’t promote it tbh, my mates been spiked there three separate times and management did nothing about it, security just kicked my mate out on her own bc they thought she’d got too drunk (when she’d actually been given enough ghb that the doctors were surprised she survived) , now it’s a pretty dangerous spot
That picture of George as a kid 😭😭😭
Can't wait for George's straight episode 💯
glen was really slaying that cowboy hat 🤣
Love this podcast it's the best
I’m usually a spotify listener & this is so much more chaotic than i was imagining 😭
glen's outfit absolutely served omg
Only realised earlier today that George looks a fair bit like a young Chris Cornell. And that's a big compliment.
maybe he is a cgi of chris cornell
Glens barbie fit slays ❤ love you george and glen ❤
Absolutely slayed that
I love these pair. Slay
Went omg the other week and the boys had to play musical bumps in their pants to win a mini fridge 😭
Re the gay or nay quiz - would a homosexual horse be a gay nay?!🤔😁
Or a happy homosexual horse disagreeing - a gay gay nay nay?!
I'm here all week 😉✌
@@ChorltonandtheWheelies Lmaoo i actually found this funny😭😭
Me when Glen Balegde
‘Revision is gay’ when I’m literally sitting here doing some while watching 😭😭😭😭
Is Max’s alter ego name also Pablo from the new york video on georges channel? 😭😭
"Tell 'em what to do"
"Eat shit"
And THAT brings me back to the good old days of working in retail 😂
i'll be honest george i was upset you didn't go for "Sam and Fella"
this green barbie is a cause for concern
he does give Stewart little vibes absolutely confirmed
Glen your hat looks amazing but I prefer your normal one 🤔
DAM at the start George was sitting very suggestively 😜
21:50 pretends to point at a post it note when there’s some fake ones right there in the wall
That dirty barbie is getting cancelled everyday loool. Well done
I'm from Austria and same sex marriage was illegal here until 2019.
opinion on burkenstoks: they give dad on holiday
Fun fact: When I was in school I had a gay geography teacher
what i thought george was the gay one
18:40 my geography teacher is gay 😂
Glen loves gay 🫶‼️
Was gonna listen to this on spotify but gave up like a min in. #whatabouttheaudiolisteners
gk neeedssss to come on
when did u last go to manchester omg
WHAT CHIPSHOP IN DARWEN DID U WORK IN MAX
"she's got a fist"
He’s your bestie and he didn’t know what a top was? 😂
greening on
love the episode! i just wish george was real
Here for George's legs. Dunno what the episode was about.
11 mins late what a joke 😢😢😢
Sad truth is 2018 was the year that Australia legalised Gay Marriage
15th 🎉
i think they should get madeline athy lm the pod i feel like it would be soooo funny
Love the stonewall facts but it’s wrong…… Marsha was a drag Queen that turned up at around 2 am later that night. She and her friend helped plan and lead the first pride march….There is a Netflix documentary and other videos Marsha herself is recorded stating all these facts… also there was no bricks …. And we Dont even know who threw an object at the bar, but people who were there believe it was a Latina woman ….. I love that lgbtq people know about stone wall but please research this and you can find actual facts regarding this as the ‘ brick thrown by Marsha P Johnson’ is not true but they are a legend who helped give us all our rights…
41:04
how tf does george not know who liza minnelli
MARSHA P JOHNSON DID NOT THROW THE FIRST BRICK AT STONEWALL.
she joined in on the riots 2hours after they started after her friend SILVIA RIVERA told her about what was happening.
She was a major icon in the queer community at the time and it was a common misconception that she threw the first brick but Marsha p Johnson herself discretised this before her death.
A lesbian woman can be credited for throwing the first brick at a police officer
I loved the education in this ep but that is misinformation
Wait, is Glen gay?
Je suis Mme Guillaume widnie je suis là.aide moi stp merci. 1:52
wait why is George not real