Max Confesses to Breaking into a stadium and the boys reflect on their worst ever decisions
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- Опубликовано: 3 авг 2024
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As much as I love when you have guests on, the episodes when it's just Max and George are so funny!
I prefer when it’s just them!
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@@3amcerealbowl Same!!!
The episodes without guests are so much more entertaining because you are so much more relaxed and you have deeper convos, there isnt someone to interview about stuff we dont care about lol we care about you guys 💖
BIG YES TO THE PERIOD STIMULATOR!!!! Also these eps where its just you two are just so much funnier for some reason 😂
I swear max has early on set dementia the amount of times he repeats these stories 😂
its an adhd thing lol
This podcast makes me feel like I’m in a waiting room in the best way possible
the roadman accents near the end had me creased 😂
ArthurTV and Max need to have a conversation about animals and we can watch Arthur's head explode
I am CRYING at the road men voices. Finding it weirdly attractive but also mega mega funny. Loved this episode!
Absolutely do a period simulator please!!!!!! George i don't see you getting to 10 either tbh before you out Max for being weak 😂
I have endometriosis and it really does need to be spoken about more , love this pod
has GEORGE asked ARTHUR TV to come on the podcast???????
glen looks so good in this episode 🫶
I love it when Max goes off topic and into his stories 😂😂
So much potential for thirst traps in these podcasts ☠️
From an endometriosis warrior who has been told at the age of 36 that I need to chose a pregnancy or hysterectomy I confirm it’s a shit place to be sometimes but you boys make me smile
i wish george was real :(
p.s i started the cgi george rumour and i am distraught that im not getting the recongnision i know i deserve
felt
So sad :(
same :(
Bro no you didn't
@@oliviaaa.... huh?
I am an avid listener and enjoy this podcast, but a lot of the “dilemmas” that people are sending in aren’t even problems. A lot of them can be solved by just talking to whoever you’ve got the issue with.
If the boys just wanna chat shit for the whole episode, I’m down
need george to do the roadman accent for a whole ep bc 🤤🤤
I loved that game but gonna have to give it to max I preferred knowing the answer before haha
Plz do a period simulator it would be amazing 😭
Great episode. I havnt watched yet but i can tell.
No need to wonder whether it’ll be good it always is no matter what ❤
@@bethfrance5833so true
I wanted to hear more about how George's Airbnb was. I like them both, but one of the quirks I've noticed with Max is how often he asks George a question and then answers it himself, about himself 😂 And then funnier still, will then be like "you don't open up, the viewers don't know much about you" 🤦🏻♂️😅 It's not being said as a dig and it is amusing how unaware Max is when he does it. Also, and I'm gonna keep saying it until people notice, Max looks just like a young Terry Christian 🤣
On a side note, I noticed that George uses a certain underground line frequently and it's really pissing me off that I have used the same line AND the same station maybe 8-10 times a week for over a year and have NEVER seen him. It's evidently a massive downside to London being so busy coz I'm just trying to say hi and buy a bro a pint/coffee/whatever else he wants to gulp down and it's been more difficult to pull off than any of my degrees 👁️👄👁️🤷🏻♂️
Delete this stalker 🤮 get a life
I SENT THE VOICE NOTE IN ABOUT CGI AHAHAHAH
Georges cgi unlocked a new shirt !!
Period simulator would be such a good segment to the next podcast.
I thought I'd give you guys context as to why I'm listening to you guys today aha, I'm on my way home from Brighton Pride catching up on episodes on the 7am train so I get can gett back into London for my 10am shift! Thanks guys for all the joy you bring to my dull Sunday :)
A gay northerner doing a roadman accent is hilarious (especially the nutella toastie bit omg)
Glen is so fit
wooo i love sundays sm cos of this podcast
I have endometriosis! Took me eight years to get diagnosed and currently waiting two years for my next surgery. I have a high pain tolerance but would love to see max and George try a period simulator 😅
My confession finally made it on the pod, you two seemed to have fun with it lol!
what was it xx
I love them both but max is my favourite the best podcast
29:35 that moment can have my whole heart😂😂😂😂
i love this pod so much❤️
‘Ah cumrag girl!’ has me flawed 😂 love you guys
Hi guys loved the pod and would love for you guys to try a period simulator/be old for a day would love to watch those that would be hilarious 😂
oooh felt really cool to see the behind the scenes
I love Max and George
Ahaha I love this podcast ❤
PLEASE DO THE PERIOD SIMULATOR I WOULD REWATCH THAT SO MANY TIMES 😭
how does max manage to find himself in these wild situations? 😭
Nobody trust George's egg float test. It's the opposite.
glen looks so good here!!!
Love how they pretend that George is real. It's so cute to make him feel more included🥰
when george put on a roadmen accent, i lowkey started blushing 🤭
i was yelling at my screen, ‘it’s a flying squirrel!!’ for 2 mins straight
Eye rubbing is ORGASMIC Max ik exactly what you mean
Max is so right about the eye scratching
We need a segment of SONGS EVERY WEEK
This ep had me crying laughing, Max your roadman accent 😭 also endo gang 🫶
the cgi/wishing someone was real joke comes from the streamer jerma, it was a huge joke for ages with him idk why people are saying it about george 😭😭
Probably misheard it, but i want George's roadman "man ya eat mold, even tho ya tink ya bread not old" accent as my text message tone 🤣 Dno if he realises, but it's perilously close to Native American at points 😅
20:03 "Takes one to know one" - So that's why Max knows you then too George, surely? #chompchomp
Endo warriors 💪
Please don’t eat eggs that float it’s the other way around
plz do a period simulator lol
George and max are so chaotic
“nunga nunga” IM PISSING MYSELF
Love your hat glen! 🥰
The fact you guys just forgot James McAvoy's name make me sad :((
Currently watching whilst at the gym, thanks for the distraction from the treadmill 🤌🏼
hi glen ❤️👋
Please how could you forget the lovely James McAvoy's name.
I got the praying mantis one correct!!
watching them struggle over james mcavoy in split was so funny 😭
You can buy a mattress without a bed... Comfier.
Endometriosis gang ❤
George is so fit he can’t be real 😊
Sorry max but georges version of the game was better. Also they would fit in a pencil case. Also George is becoming Arthurtv with this animal knowledge
Edit: 1:03:12 yeh george your right i was really pissed for a second
I thought the same thing abt him becoming arthur 😂
Use the : instead of .
to make the time stamp
clickable
@@Jmakesplayz oh yeh thanks! I fixed it
@@minecraftnerd2175 that's okay 😊
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Hi
GEORGE....did you go with ARTHUR??????
Max is just mental !!!
endometriosis/adenomyosis chain below ⬇️⬇️
Endo gang
Please don't eat eggs if they float 😂 that means they're bad, if they sink they're good
My goodness both of those roadman accents were terrible, but George sounded like he was trying way harder
Do penguins count? As a bird? Or an animal?
i wish geroge was real, such a shame :(
Can we change george clarkes voice actor pls, this voice is getting annoying
Max where are you looking to buy your bed from 😂😂 you definitely DONT have to spend thousands lmao