George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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Thank you so much for giving Callum a microphone.
We need a Cal cam
i genuinely feel so bad for george HOW DARE YOU CATFISH HIM!
just two lovely ladies having a chit chat
the British Jake and and Johnnie
The riff of was so unexpected but i need so many more of them please guys 😔
I LOVE IT
the riff off had me in tears 😭😭
'pink one looks tub' is wild looool
that pitch perfect bit was actually so funny would not have suspected that george knew so much about it
thank you so so much for giving producer/manager man a microphone
Looking gorgeous as always Max xxx
so true
this needs to be said more often!!
it’s so fun hearing max tell george new things and vice versa bc i understand them both😭
You both should go on bach and Arthur's podcast and let them explain the universe to you guys
George was just on with them.
please get Italian Bach on the pod 🙏
YES PLEASE PLEASE!!
best part of my week is a thursday and sunday for bach & arthur and the useless hotline xoxo ❤
Meant to be in the office in my professional job but I'm crying laughing at max and George doing a riff off 😢
perfect timing! just about to start my essay and now i have to sit and watch this for the next hour and 43 minutes 🙄
(thank you 😭🙏)
Usually, i listen to podcasts to get me to sleep and i put on this one and got woken up by max screaming "SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GOOOOOOONE". My ears almost died but i loved it.
GUYS I will definitely need a tour vlog!!! Pleaseeee I want Bts content and what you do before the shows, rituals etc.👏🏻
I’m enjoying hearing more about George bb at the start
That is exactly why I don't do dating apps, too many creeps. So weird
Ik when max mentioned them possibly turning up just to watch him wait it genuinely gave me the shivers. The thought of that genuinely scares me so bad
@@minecraftnerd2175 And the fact that it was someone involved in the industry!! Such a weird situation
@@minecraftnerd2175 Exactly! Idk how they can talk so calmly about it I would genuinely be freaking out lol
I love this comment section bit please do it again!
omg i listen to this podcast like when im going to sleep and sometimes its too funny it keeps me up like im literally just lying there wheezing!! im so glad i decided to watch this one though cause im not sure id be able to just lie there through the riff off lmaoo (also max i love you and george both equally!! i dont understand how people could have a favourite!)
the shade of red i have gone from laughing so much is hilarious!
the riff off had me snort laughing accidentally on the bus. i can never get the bus again.
When I heard George's story, my first thought was whether they were there to find out where he lives by following him when he left.
Im irish and max thinking belfast is in Scotland is actually killing me. In a bad way. But george knowing the difference between northern ireland and the republic of is nice.
If you go to coachella go to week 2- there's all the influences and people posing for pictures and stuff often on the first week. Week 2 tends to be when all the actual fans go and the crowds are a lot better
Is it just me or Is Max’s hairline perfect??? Like Max there is NOTHING wrong with it! 😅
super random but the fact that George doesn't have a phone case makes me so uncomfortable
Idk why that's so weird whenever I take out my phone my friends scream at me to get a phone case
i'm sorry that happened to you George :(
George, you did a great Belfast accent. Perfect.
The sheer panic on max’s face when George just starts singing do, dddd do, during the riff.
The riff of was the highlight of this pod 😂❤️
max is a gorgeous human being and we should tell him more often😘😘
Max, your doppelgänger (James Charles) got vocal lessons and now sounds surprisingly good, so don’t lose hope king, I’m sure someone somewhere could help you 🫶
Max looks like he smells like baby powder 👀....George can u confirm?
Yayyy we can hear callum ❤
CALLUM HAS A MIC TY
Max I'm genuinely serious WHERE did you get your Turtwig plush ?! I love him
callum is finally heard🙏🙏
Dont worry george we also had the friendship bench. And yes no one used it because the only thing worse than being lonely is being shoved into a game where everyone hates you and doesnt want you to be there
I am on the bus then max and George start singing and trying to keep my laugher in but I can't
😂😂😂
The dangly bits actually your uvula. Crazy you talk about tonsillitis though as I’ve got that right now :(
Excellent episode. So glad the podcast is continuing. Was worried with Max getting a new management company he might leave the podcast
I am dying that my comment was in this LOOL. Love to both and hope to see the pineapple cream in szn 2 babyyyyyy x
Max is full blown my comfort person 🥺
It’s so cute him laughing about a fox putting an egg on a roof
I really want them to just do a music episode. Music quiz, riff offs, maybe some instrument playing? They could make it hella fun :0
nearly spat out my coffee when my comment came up
Excuse me but... GEORGE YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL. First you get EGGS in your pots and on the roof, second you get CATFISHED and third someone makes a ig profile that it's a SHRINE to your persona?! You are clearly being followed/Stalked by some kind of FOXY DEMON. You need to be careful before they get your soul. Also, love the very short shorts, looking like a whole meal with sides. Max, you're proper fit too Xx
WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE MY COMMENT THERE LMAO
love u max ur just not very good at singing ❤
actually i take that back why did he start singing im gonna cry
Thank you for giving Callum a mic guys xx
Stroganoff Clarke 🤣🤣🤣
'pink one looks tub' is iconic.
To be fair on the thumbnail for the Andrew episode, I thought it was Arthur at first
George coming in with Darude Sandstorm was so straight white male coded
is george on a sugar rush or something this episode hahah
George, Arthur and Andrew all look similar because they've got the same beard/stubble and hair, that's about it
Maddening Max💖💖
Aw George I feel for you, I’m sorry you got screwed over again 🫶. Also I love when you can tell Max has had enough sleep via the sanity of the conversation, great ep, I’m here for the longer eps
P.S Milky Max works so well bc you look like the milky bar kid
Double length episode I'm obsessed
There’s no way Max thinks Belfast is in Scotland. 🤦♂️
🤭
that singing section kinda ate
Love you max ❤
i’ve decided i’m okay with george not being real
Can’t wait to get my “teckets” from the link in description
as an irish individual i am deeply offended by max's lack of geographical skills 😞
Different names for the Guys. For George ARTHUR GC (to fit in with the other Arthurs), CRISPS (because he's such a snack) and KENT (Kent Clark because he's our hero). For Max MINI-MUM (He gives off such soccer mum vibes), TWINKIE (not because he's a snack but because he looks like he's full of cream) and DREWS-SILLA (because he looks as pale as a vampire in "Buffy").
My favourite part of the podcast is when max goes 'wait before we move on I have a story that Ive never told you before' and we all have definitely heard it before 😣
Omg max is not fat , I don’t understand all the hullabaloo? Xx max is a very handsome man
Please can I just come and sit in the corner and my the laugh sound track bc the way I laugh at this podcast is ungodly but also I should just but a ticket really
Callum needs a camera now
Poor George, this is funny and sad at the same time.
someone edit the riff off into the actual part in pitch perfect pls 1:22:25
Milky max is perfect! That’s has too stick !
We also had a buddy bench at my school!
It's crazy to think some ppl are now siblings to their ex's couldn't imagine how weird/ awkward that is 🤔
The riff-off is the best thing I have ever watched
please do this again with the comments they're so funny
Max does give off white boy with long name vibes, like, 100% could pass as Percival, Peregerine, Leopold… Maximus at a stretch.
big up Belfast Scotland
Wow max looks like he’s lost 4kg good on him 💅
I still dont know who Colleen Nolan is lmao
i did not understand the straight talk george was on about either max not jst yiu 😭
I wanna know how many parties George goes to for Jedward to say they always see him out. Did they exaggerate or does George just go out all the time?
I can understand that guy being apprehensive to help, especially on Halloween when you don't know if people are fucking about, but i can't pretend I wasn't a bit miffed that he didn't help George at the time 😅🤦🏻♂️
Also, Maya really did herself a disservice when she tried to say she hid in a bush for the programme. Like, why make it more difficult for yourself to sell the story?! 😂🙄🤦🏻♂️
EDIT: Coachella looks shit and American crowds are mild af, generally speaking.
callum sounds like andrew
How does George make a northern accent sound so nice?
Max you do not😂😂😂
Im not even from the UK and I know who Coleen Nolan is 😂
I'd actually would be curious to hear George sing for real.
I LOVE YOU MILKY MAX 🥛
i’d say max looks more like denise welch but also petition to get him on loose women
icl (as a fellow northerner) i thought belfast was in scotland aswell
These are not long enough!!
Hearing Max getting so vexed over comments is so funny - ok calm down pinky
I dont know who Coleen Nolan is😮
I am CRYING from 1 hr 20 on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm in the UK and the link for the tickets doesn't work? anyone else having this
who tf is coleen nolan
I wonder what Max's favourite Evie evolution is
I’m Irish and I know who Colleen Nolan is
Since they have already practiced their performance they might as well perform the whole pitch perfect audition on their tour, it’s only fair.