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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 145

  • @AnIrishMan500
    @AnIrishMan500 4 месяца назад +278

    Thank you so much for giving Callum a microphone.

  • @lucyloo2874
    @lucyloo2874 4 месяца назад +171

    i genuinely feel so bad for george HOW DARE YOU CATFISH HIM!

  • @rubylocker801
    @rubylocker801 4 месяца назад +219

    just two lovely ladies having a chit chat

    • @nishavarma78
      @nishavarma78 4 месяца назад +19

      the British Jake and and Johnnie

  • @dnjfdbgfothjnt
    @dnjfdbgfothjnt 4 месяца назад +165

    The riff of was so unexpected but i need so many more of them please guys 😔

    • @rad8373
      @rad8373 4 месяца назад +1

      I LOVE IT

  • @amymariee
    @amymariee 4 месяца назад +77

    the riff off had me in tears 😭😭

  • @zz-ih5xe
    @zz-ih5xe 4 месяца назад +80

    'pink one looks tub' is wild looool

  • @lisamassau440
    @lisamassau440 4 месяца назад +31

    that pitch perfect bit was actually so funny would not have suspected that george knew so much about it

  • @han.ridl3y
    @han.ridl3y 4 месяца назад +60

    thank you so so much for giving producer/manager man a microphone

  • @Alicelauren890
    @Alicelauren890 4 месяца назад +80

    Looking gorgeous as always Max xxx

    • @m1scha
      @m1scha 4 месяца назад +6

      so true

    • @Blue83149
      @Blue83149 4 месяца назад +5

      this needs to be said more often!!

  • @ilhaamelmi831
    @ilhaamelmi831 4 месяца назад +21

    it’s so fun hearing max tell george new things and vice versa bc i understand them both😭

  • @duckgamer9449
    @duckgamer9449 4 месяца назад +68

    You both should go on bach and Arthur's podcast and let them explain the universe to you guys

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 4 месяца назад +2

      George was just on with them.

  • @gemma.bgtgefrdwxwe
    @gemma.bgtgefrdwxwe 4 месяца назад +29

    please get Italian Bach on the pod 🙏

    • @tamsindave
      @tamsindave 3 месяца назад

      YES PLEASE PLEASE!!

  • @ida.13
    @ida.13 4 месяца назад +40

    best part of my week is a thursday and sunday for bach & arthur and the useless hotline xoxo ❤

  • @shannnnn537
    @shannnnn537 4 месяца назад +11

    Meant to be in the office in my professional job but I'm crying laughing at max and George doing a riff off 😢

  • @luigispasta
    @luigispasta 4 месяца назад +38

    perfect timing! just about to start my essay and now i have to sit and watch this for the next hour and 43 minutes 🙄
    (thank you 😭🙏)

  • @iqrafatima6898
    @iqrafatima6898 4 месяца назад +3

    Usually, i listen to podcasts to get me to sleep and i put on this one and got woken up by max screaming "SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GOOOOOOONE". My ears almost died but i loved it.

  • @sofiaaaxo
    @sofiaaaxo 4 месяца назад +16

    GUYS I will definitely need a tour vlog!!! Pleaseeee I want Bts content and what you do before the shows, rituals etc.👏🏻

  • @tarrarowan5214
    @tarrarowan5214 4 месяца назад +18

    I’m enjoying hearing more about George bb at the start

  • @degeniia
    @degeniia 4 месяца назад +19

    That is exactly why I don't do dating apps, too many creeps. So weird

    • @minecraftnerd2175
      @minecraftnerd2175 4 месяца назад +12

      Ik when max mentioned them possibly turning up just to watch him wait it genuinely gave me the shivers. The thought of that genuinely scares me so bad

    • @cevdalinka
      @cevdalinka 4 месяца назад +6

      ⁠@@minecraftnerd2175 And the fact that it was someone involved in the industry!! Such a weird situation

    • @degeniia
      @degeniia 4 месяца назад +4

      @@minecraftnerd2175 Exactly! Idk how they can talk so calmly about it I would genuinely be freaking out lol

  • @korina-ellap3867
    @korina-ellap3867 4 месяца назад +10

    I love this comment section bit please do it again!

  • @Megan_2554
    @Megan_2554 4 месяца назад +8

    omg i listen to this podcast like when im going to sleep and sometimes its too funny it keeps me up like im literally just lying there wheezing!! im so glad i decided to watch this one though cause im not sure id be able to just lie there through the riff off lmaoo (also max i love you and george both equally!! i dont understand how people could have a favourite!)

  • @Blue83149
    @Blue83149 4 месяца назад +6

    the shade of red i have gone from laughing so much is hilarious!

  • @AHunt2024
    @AHunt2024 4 месяца назад +5

    the riff off had me snort laughing accidentally on the bus. i can never get the bus again.

  • @arthurchan1993
    @arthurchan1993 4 месяца назад +6

    When I heard George's story, my first thought was whether they were there to find out where he lives by following him when he left.

  • @minecraftnerd2175
    @minecraftnerd2175 4 месяца назад +8

    Im irish and max thinking belfast is in Scotland is actually killing me. In a bad way. But george knowing the difference between northern ireland and the republic of is nice.

  • @han.ridl3y
    @han.ridl3y 4 месяца назад +9

    If you go to coachella go to week 2- there's all the influences and people posing for pictures and stuff often on the first week. Week 2 tends to be when all the actual fans go and the crowds are a lot better

  • @Barbieknowsbestuk
    @Barbieknowsbestuk 4 месяца назад +8

    Is it just me or Is Max’s hairline perfect??? Like Max there is NOTHING wrong with it! 😅

  • @emmaslifeonfilm
    @emmaslifeonfilm 4 месяца назад +32

    super random but the fact that George doesn't have a phone case makes me so uncomfortable

    • @minecraftnerd2175
      @minecraftnerd2175 4 месяца назад

      Idk why that's so weird whenever I take out my phone my friends scream at me to get a phone case

  • @isabella_z.j
    @isabella_z.j 4 месяца назад +12

    i'm sorry that happened to you George :(

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 4 месяца назад +5

    George, you did a great Belfast accent. Perfect.

  • @bronwyn.mj03
    @bronwyn.mj03 4 месяца назад +2

    The sheer panic on max’s face when George just starts singing do, dddd do, during the riff.

  • @Tay-nn7ff
    @Tay-nn7ff 4 месяца назад +8

    The riff of was the highlight of this pod 😂❤️

  • @georgie0020
    @georgie0020 4 месяца назад +1

    max is a gorgeous human being and we should tell him more often😘😘

  • @gracemarsh1353
    @gracemarsh1353 4 месяца назад +3

    Max, your doppelgänger (James Charles) got vocal lessons and now sounds surprisingly good, so don’t lose hope king, I’m sure someone somewhere could help you 🫶

  • @mercc.292
    @mercc.292 4 месяца назад +46

    Max looks like he smells like baby powder 👀....George can u confirm?

  • @sab29
    @sab29 4 месяца назад +10

    Yayyy we can hear callum ❤

  • @liajordann
    @liajordann 4 месяца назад +14

    CALLUM HAS A MIC TY

  • @ameliamasters4836
    @ameliamasters4836 4 месяца назад +3

    Max I'm genuinely serious WHERE did you get your Turtwig plush ?! I love him

  • @beebus_
    @beebus_ 4 месяца назад +11

    callum is finally heard🙏🙏

  • @minecraftnerd2175
    @minecraftnerd2175 4 месяца назад +4

    Dont worry george we also had the friendship bench. And yes no one used it because the only thing worse than being lonely is being shoved into a game where everyone hates you and doesnt want you to be there

  • @jamie144
    @jamie144 4 месяца назад +1

    I am on the bus then max and George start singing and trying to keep my laugher in but I can't
    😂😂😂

  • @sophiecanner1667
    @sophiecanner1667 4 месяца назад +5

    The dangly bits actually your uvula. Crazy you talk about tonsillitis though as I’ve got that right now :(

  • @jeffies2821
    @jeffies2821 4 месяца назад +2

    Excellent episode. So glad the podcast is continuing. Was worried with Max getting a new management company he might leave the podcast

  • @lainalouisa7806
    @lainalouisa7806 4 месяца назад +3

    I am dying that my comment was in this LOOL. Love to both and hope to see the pineapple cream in szn 2 babyyyyyy x

  • @Vsyuvyavoa
    @Vsyuvyavoa 4 месяца назад +1

    Max is full blown my comfort person 🥺

  • @deirbhilewalsh8151
    @deirbhilewalsh8151 4 месяца назад +1

    It’s so cute him laughing about a fox putting an egg on a roof

  • @arcticwerewolf2
    @arcticwerewolf2 4 месяца назад +1

    I really want them to just do a music episode. Music quiz, riff offs, maybe some instrument playing? They could make it hella fun :0

  • @mriarnkin
    @mriarnkin 4 месяца назад +9

    nearly spat out my coffee when my comment came up

  • @mr.porridge4898
    @mr.porridge4898 4 месяца назад +12

    Excuse me but... GEORGE YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL. First you get EGGS in your pots and on the roof, second you get CATFISHED and third someone makes a ig profile that it's a SHRINE to your persona?! You are clearly being followed/Stalked by some kind of FOXY DEMON. You need to be careful before they get your soul. Also, love the very short shorts, looking like a whole meal with sides. Max, you're proper fit too Xx

  • @ghostingclay
    @ghostingclay 4 месяца назад +5

    WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE MY COMMENT THERE LMAO
    love u max ur just not very good at singing ❤
    actually i take that back why did he start singing im gonna cry

  • @kayleighelizabeth24
    @kayleighelizabeth24 4 месяца назад +2

    Thank you for giving Callum a mic guys xx

  • @marianamason1471
    @marianamason1471 4 месяца назад +6

    Stroganoff Clarke 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-tl7jt6ct8r
    @user-tl7jt6ct8r 2 месяца назад

    'pink one looks tub' is iconic.

  • @queencupcakke
    @queencupcakke 4 месяца назад +4

    To be fair on the thumbnail for the Andrew episode, I thought it was Arthur at first

  • @torackplays
    @torackplays 4 месяца назад +1

    George coming in with Darude Sandstorm was so straight white male coded

  • @hereitszara1497
    @hereitszara1497 4 месяца назад +8

    is george on a sugar rush or something this episode hahah

  • @elliembh1726
    @elliembh1726 4 месяца назад +4

    George, Arthur and Andrew all look similar because they've got the same beard/stubble and hair, that's about it

  • @srhtjuhh9134
    @srhtjuhh9134 4 месяца назад +1

    Maddening Max💖💖

  • @clolo1119
    @clolo1119 4 месяца назад +3

    Aw George I feel for you, I’m sorry you got screwed over again 🫶. Also I love when you can tell Max has had enough sleep via the sanity of the conversation, great ep, I’m here for the longer eps
    P.S Milky Max works so well bc you look like the milky bar kid

  • @Double.D.Tootss
    @Double.D.Tootss 4 месяца назад

    Double length episode I'm obsessed

  • @camhusmj38
    @camhusmj38 4 месяца назад +8

    There’s no way Max thinks Belfast is in Scotland. 🤦‍♂️

  • @marslia
    @marslia 4 месяца назад +3

    that singing section kinda ate

  • @shannnnn537
    @shannnnn537 4 месяца назад +1

    Love you max ❤

  • @m1scha
    @m1scha 4 месяца назад +30

    i’ve decided i’m okay with george not being real

  • @RagingGamingHD1
    @RagingGamingHD1 4 месяца назад

    Can’t wait to get my “teckets” from the link in description

  • @noirrleon
    @noirrleon 4 месяца назад +6

    as an irish individual i am deeply offended by max's lack of geographical skills 😞

  • @Raven_Luna_Tick
    @Raven_Luna_Tick 4 месяца назад +2

    Different names for the Guys. For George ARTHUR GC (to fit in with the other Arthurs), CRISPS (because he's such a snack) and KENT (Kent Clark because he's our hero). For Max MINI-MUM (He gives off such soccer mum vibes), TWINKIE (not because he's a snack but because he looks like he's full of cream) and DREWS-SILLA (because he looks as pale as a vampire in "Buffy").

  • @craivera_3886
    @craivera_3886 4 месяца назад

    My favourite part of the podcast is when max goes 'wait before we move on I have a story that Ive never told you before' and we all have definitely heard it before 😣

  • @legster983
    @legster983 4 месяца назад +2

    Omg max is not fat , I don’t understand all the hullabaloo? Xx max is a very handsome man

  • @Vsyuvyavoa
    @Vsyuvyavoa 4 месяца назад

    Please can I just come and sit in the corner and my the laugh sound track bc the way I laugh at this podcast is ungodly but also I should just but a ticket really

  • @bargainsstoragedeals3653
    @bargainsstoragedeals3653 4 месяца назад +6

    Callum needs a camera now

  • @tutu3909
    @tutu3909 4 месяца назад +2

    Poor George, this is funny and sad at the same time.

  • @kira2139
    @kira2139 4 месяца назад +4

    someone edit the riff off into the actual part in pitch perfect pls 1:22:25

  • @legster983
    @legster983 4 месяца назад +2

    Milky max is perfect! That’s has too stick !

  • @pom.wmxoxo
    @pom.wmxoxo 4 месяца назад

    We also had a buddy bench at my school!

  • @claireport22
    @claireport22 4 месяца назад +1

    It's crazy to think some ppl are now siblings to their ex's couldn't imagine how weird/ awkward that is 🤔

  • @abbierose4353
    @abbierose4353 4 месяца назад

    The riff-off is the best thing I have ever watched

  • @tamsindave
    @tamsindave 3 месяца назад

    please do this again with the comments they're so funny

  • @dylanb5654
    @dylanb5654 4 месяца назад +2

    Max does give off white boy with long name vibes, like, 100% could pass as Percival, Peregerine, Leopold… Maximus at a stretch.

  • @arihdansf
    @arihdansf 16 дней назад

    big up Belfast Scotland

  • @wonpilspinksweater1407
    @wonpilspinksweater1407 4 месяца назад +5

    Wow max looks like he’s lost 4kg good on him 💅

  • @kaylinbester9578
    @kaylinbester9578 4 месяца назад +8

    I still dont know who Colleen Nolan is lmao

  • @bellaxholly
    @bellaxholly 4 месяца назад +4

    i did not understand the straight talk george was on about either max not jst yiu 😭

  • @JBW27
    @JBW27 4 месяца назад +5

    I wanna know how many parties George goes to for Jedward to say they always see him out. Did they exaggerate or does George just go out all the time?
    I can understand that guy being apprehensive to help, especially on Halloween when you don't know if people are fucking about, but i can't pretend I wasn't a bit miffed that he didn't help George at the time 😅🤦🏻‍♂️
    Also, Maya really did herself a disservice when she tried to say she hid in a bush for the programme. Like, why make it more difficult for yourself to sell the story?! 😂🙄🤦🏻‍♂️
    EDIT: Coachella looks shit and American crowds are mild af, generally speaking.

  • @mimi-lh9nk
    @mimi-lh9nk 4 месяца назад +4

    callum sounds like andrew

  • @paulroden1311
    @paulroden1311 15 дней назад

    How does George make a northern accent sound so nice?
    Max you do not😂😂😂

  • @dylanb5654
    @dylanb5654 4 месяца назад +2

    Im not even from the UK and I know who Coleen Nolan is 😂

  • @cierraclemens18
    @cierraclemens18 4 месяца назад +1

    I'd actually would be curious to hear George sing for real.

  • @mriarnkin
    @mriarnkin 4 месяца назад +4

    I LOVE YOU MILKY MAX 🥛

  • @harrietbrxwn
    @harrietbrxwn 4 месяца назад +2

    i’d say max looks more like denise welch but also petition to get him on loose women

  • @taytayslayslayslay
    @taytayslayslayslay 4 месяца назад

    icl (as a fellow northerner) i thought belfast was in scotland aswell

  • @Txbstar
    @Txbstar 4 месяца назад +1

    These are not long enough!!

  • @tarrarowan5214
    @tarrarowan5214 4 месяца назад +5

    Hearing Max getting so vexed over comments is so funny - ok calm down pinky

  • @user-gj4gl6ur3p
    @user-gj4gl6ur3p 4 месяца назад +4

    I dont know who Coleen Nolan is😮

  • @Cassieellenm
    @Cassieellenm 4 месяца назад

    I am CRYING from 1 hr 20 on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alanaroberts477
    @alanaroberts477 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm in the UK and the link for the tickets doesn't work? anyone else having this

  • @tripledublu
    @tripledublu 4 месяца назад +5

    who tf is coleen nolan

  • @han.ridl3y
    @han.ridl3y 4 месяца назад +1

    I wonder what Max's favourite Evie evolution is

  • @katelily2000
    @katelily2000 4 месяца назад +1

    I’m Irish and I know who Colleen Nolan is

  • @bronwyn.mj03
    @bronwyn.mj03 4 месяца назад

    Since they have already practiced their performance they might as well perform the whole pitch perfect audition on their tour, it’s only fair.