What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF
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this podcast is slowly getting more chaotic and its just so good
CRYING at the riff off, this needs to be regular thing !!!
The fake crying part was genuinely so funny omg I can’t
george i can’t believe you’d spoil that max dies at the end of season 1 thanks a lot
max you need to show the most insane glee scenes to george for your channel, there's something insanely entertaining about straight men reacting to glee
I cannot believe you didn't include "Rachel got jealous of a potential new glee club recruit, so instead of sending her to the audition, sends her to a crackhouse instead"
they way george whipped out R U Crazy by Conor Maynard was incredible😂😂
"teckets" keeps making me giggle
Nevermind a gas leak on Glee, was there a gas leak this day in the podcast studio?! This was the most chaotic thing I’ve ever watched/heard 😂
George saying „das ist falsch“ was SO UNEXPECTED but we love a German speaking king!
Lots of love from Germany xxx
Them just singing is so funny but also it wasn’t even bad like it was actually decent 😂❤
George’s Jeremy Clarkson impression was spot on
Loving the off-the-wall energy this episode. Whatever it is you did before shooting it, keep doing it because it's working 😅 The singing bit is literally my energy level at 3am when I've got a 6am alarm set 🙄🤷🏻♂️😂
Feel like George was doing more random sound effects/accents/weird noises than normal this episode lmao
I suspect powder but not sure.
the thumbnail had me thinking they got jeremy clarkson on the pod 😭😭😭
GET CALLUM ON THE POD!!!
PLEASE do a riff off on tour i’ll cry
max thought we wouldn’t notice if he wore the same jumper twice…
max thinks we don't notice the same hat every ep
(with love
max and george for pitch perfect 4??
as a musical theatre student, the harmonising was better than half my year group xo
I haven't seen Watch My Chops for probably 18 years, and had completely forgotten about it existing. But thank you for bringing it back to me, I LOVED that show 😂
GEORGE’S IMPRESSION FROM WATCH MY CHOPS WAS SPOT ON
this is officially my favourite podcast episode just bc they're talking about glee thank you max
pls do a riff off every episode it gives me life xxx
57:20 max’s legs swinging like he’s on a rollercoaster 😭
CRYING
Who knew this episode would practically be a musical
I am in such shock I used to watch Corneil and Bernie in French but I totally forgot abt it till now when I searched up “what’s the watch my chops cartoon in French” and recognized the cartoon! Thank you George for awakening this deep childhood memory of mine which was almost fully forgotten xx
One of the best eps yet!!! Loved it!!!
Both of you were on top form for this podcast 😂😂❤️
More of this please 😂
best part of sunday 🙏
I often wonder what Glee would do with issues in the world today. For it's time it was groundbreaking. Thanks for this episode. You are amazing Max
I genuinely had no idea I knew watch my chops until George sang the theme tune and I found myself knowing the words so it was very much needed
I SUGGESTED U DID THAT GLEE REAL OR FAKE THING IM SO GLAD YOU DID IT
the set up to announce the episode being glee theme was too good
The singing is so spot on by both of you that I'll be surprised if you don't get a copyright strike 😉😂😋🤦🏻♂️
56:17 this is amazing never stop the riff offs
what happens if you have sent in a dilemma however the situation changed & u now have a better dilemma for it??
Bulbasaur’s little trick move had me cackling in public
1:06:12 I’m howling 😂😂😂😂
2nd time that George has done Hey Ya in the "riff off" btw
Was having an off day until this 😂😂🦋🦋🦋
incredible episode
i appreciate how max uses his whole body anytime he sings or freestyle raps
Can we please have more of Callum on screen. Damn baby got back.
Best episode!!😂
Yes I've heard of the show George is on about I actually remember watching as a kid
This feels like a musical episode
crying just a bit cause my email was read xxxxxxxxxx
this episode feels like a fever dream
George has a great radio presenter voice
george are u high in this?
Max and George need to sing at the live shows!!!!!!
17:20 that doesn’t even look like max😭😭😭😭
what does season 2 mean do we have to wait like 6 months after the tour for an episode very confused
No, I think they have pre recorded podcasts for when they are on tour, and then the new season kicks in. They will move to a brand new studio, and it will look very different to what we have been used to. So no need to worry
i feel high as fuck watching this episode
so lifelike in this one
forever sad your london shows are when my a levels are 😔😔😔😔
why's max lowkey so good at singing
george has such nice singing voice
Watch my chops is a highly underrated show from the 2000s!!!
i saw glee and clicked.
21:35 side representation from George!
Can we just say, if I remember correctly, Quinn wasn't performing as she was giving birth. Vocal Adrenaline was singing Bohemian Rhapsody and the glee club had accompanied Quinn to the hospital which they montaged onto their performance.
The riff offs are now mandatory for each episode no discussion
The crazy amounts clarkson charges in that farm shop he not broke
Lmao I love you guys ❤
petition for george and max to release an album lol
ANOTHER RIFF OFF 🤗🤗🤌🤌🤌
love how every time max sings he puts on an American accent. devoured it tho
George should seriously do more deep folk singing like he did in this video & max should do singing in general, they r both so good 🥰
The breastfeeding suggestion isn't that crazy some people don't have periods return after pregnancy until they stop breastfeeding it's just not taught about
Are they on drugs?
George trying to bring logic into glee is so funny
@ george was that a miranda reference
PLEASE DISCUSS AYAME YUVAL AND OLIVER its so funny
Watching the riff off at 1.5x speed is incredible 😂
34:59 it’s rather concerning the lack of procreation / contraception knowledge these grown men have.
1. Yes one can get pregnant while menstruating as sperm can live for several days in the vagina.
2. One can also get pregnant while breast feeding, it was an old wive’s tale. After giving birth it can take a while for one’s menstrual cycle to return, and it’s not wise to have sex too soon after giving birth. It’s was believed that one’s body didn’t ovulate while breastfeeding to focus on the baby already there. This isn’t true for people, maybe other animals.
3. No ejaculating into a hot tub won’t necessarily result in pregnancy unless it was in the body, the temperature of the water would kill the sperm. Also they can’t ’swim’ that far.
Edit yes one could become impregnated with pre ejaculate as it can contain sperm.
Not sure why dry sperm means so no clue there
Im surprised Jacjizzi wasn't said...although excellent rapper name in my opinion
i feel like the last half of the episode was directed at me because of the comment please stop singing 🙏🙏🙏
I saw your comment and I agree that was the first thing I thought of when they started singing again
Knowing Max wears bad wigs and combined with the way he sings, gives me such Elphaba vibes. Scabies and lice included. lol
wait i remember watch my chops!
❤
omg callum reveal!!!!
Nice to see Max's taste in Wigs is as terrible as his taste in Hats.... 🤫😉
wait why is max kinda good at singing
What's wild is this episode was recorded WITH autotune.
watch my chops was elite kids tv
I loved this episode (as I love every episode), but it was the perfect amount of amusement for a Sunday evening! Also i don't think it's eaid enough how beautiful George is. I feel like he made more growly and rumbly voices which was both soothing and arousing? Paired with those brief glances of his powerful thighs under the table... Wow. A thigh for a thigh and my world went blind with my gay awakening.
Have a great next week!
I feel this comment, i felt that when u said about the rumbly growly voices 100% arousing, especially when george started singing the “Heave ho” song, for me i melted 🙈🙈😍😍😂😂🩷🩵🩷🩵
STOP BITING YOUR NAILS AHYGSUGAYHAYHSG
max is so tone deaf its so funny😭😭
IM SO EARLY ❤🎉
I'm way to early lol
Max is actually kind of a good singer
First: fix your audio. Second: I look forward to George going out on his own. He is genuinely interested in the world while Max is a self absorbed fool.
Does Max actually think he’s famous?! Delusion much?!
I think George is immensely talented. I think Max is immensely annoying!
Don’t watch it then bye
@@bargainsstoragedeals3653 Ha! Did someone rattle your chain love?!
@@Djm8520 no babes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3.5 Million followers on TikTok makes him more famous than most people on the planet.
@@fashionablechangeling1988 Well, at least on Tickety Tock! My comment, which unsurprisingly you missed, was a sarcastic shot at this Z lister thinking he’s Greta Garbo.
But thanks for playing!
The best looking duo on RUclips 🫶🏻
are you gearing up for s2 to be musical based podcast? Please do not 🫶 also I loved ‘watch my chops’ as a kid, one of my faves, I could never remember the name and no one ever knew what I meant when I tried to explain it. It felt a fever dream (much like this pod episode)