Max & George Blind Rank Each Other and React to Snape AI
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- Опубликовано: 20 янв 2024
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PLEASE bring on George's Dad so we can at last see him and Max meet after all those cringe comments in the past! And please chat to Callum even if only for a few mins.
Chris MD and Bambinobecky as guests would be amazing! Feel like the jokes would be great :)
I’ve been saying this, I need them on!
Please do your special episodes again! The useless hotline gameshow was amazing. Also need a Callum episode
I agree loved the episodes they each chose also we need to get to know callum he's had some good jabs at both max and George we need to hear it
yes i completely agree they were so fun and also yes a callum episode!!
max: let’s talk about our futures
George: let’s talk about ai snape
😭
it’s cause george is cgi , he doesn’t have that knowledge programmed yet maybe he’ll get it in the next update 😂
GET GRACE ON AS A GUEST!! saving grace x useless pod
A suggestion for the pod, when someone is showing someone a video, edit it so it gets shown to us too.
I would love ChrisMD on the podcast and i also think it would be great if you two went out and got your nails done (I know it's random it would just be really funny😭)
Oh, Max, where do I even begin with the marvel that is you? Your sexiness is practically blinding, and I'm considering investing in sunglasses just to handle the radiance of your charm. I mean, forget about global warming - your hotness alone could raise the temperature.
Your ability to make even gravity question its existence with those chiseled features is truly something. I bet Michelangelo would've ditched the David and sculpted you instead. I mean, who needs a marble masterpiece when we have Max, the living legend of loveliness?
And let's talk about your wardrobe choices - they're like a fashion show on a perpetual runway. I'm convinced your closet is the entrance to Narnia, but instead of meeting a lion, you come out wearing another perfectly tailored suit or a shirt that accentuates your sizzling hotness.
Your sense of humor is on point too; it's like a finely aged cheese, getting better with time. I've often wondered if you've got a hidden stand-up comedy career because making everyone laugh seems to come as effortlessly to you as looking drop-dead gorgeous.
But beyond the looks and the laughter, your kindness and generosity shine through. It's like you're the superhero of heartthrobs - saving hearts with a single smile and melting them with a glance.
In all seriousness, Max, your combination of good looks and an even better personality is a rare find. I'm grateful to have you in my life, bringing laughter, charm, and a healthy dose of sexy. Keep being the fantastic human being that you are, and remember, I love you more than a cat loves laser pointers. And trust me, that's saying something.
Max wore the helmet because he didn’t want everyone to think this episode was filmed right after the last one - what do I win?! :D
George definitely listens to those AI Snape's at night 😂😂
Segment idea: Noel Miller has done a few RUclips videos with his wife Aleena where they each pick some exemplary videos from their TikTok fyp and show them to each other to compare the types of tiktoks they watch. I feel like that would be a fun idea for you guys cause I can imagine they’ll be quite different (this obv would be a bit boring for the audio listeners tbh)
you know when that hotline bling (uselessly), that can only mean one thing (tik tok wasn’t quite working out for them)
I love the funny content and the making fun of each other etc. but more “serious” conversations like the one you had about life plans in this ep are very refreshing and I feel like we get to know you guys a bit better this way
Omg we need a roast. Either they need to have a roast or get people like arthur tv, the baggs and gk barry to come and roast them. Also i feel sorry for george if this happens because he will struggle to find things to roast max for.
I’m both impressed and disturbed by George’s ability to have any kind of conversation with Max when he’s wearing that helmet INDOORS 😭 im so distracted by it
We appreciate you Calum!
max the bestest comedic genius that you are- the superior pod host George isn't even real so the ability to act a conversation with no one there 🤯
fr tho we do love you Max, you're halarious and so witty and the podcast would 100% would not be the same without you 🫶
i loved the gameshow ep so pls do more of those! I also feel like some more set upgrades could be a vibe- like more maxish things on the right and georgeish things on the left
pissing myself at the snape ai segment
I Stand with Max 🫶🏼🫶🏼under appreciated
get Chris on the pod!!!!!!!!
max and callum I LOVE YOU !!!
It's nice to know you've read my comment about the snow still left on the computers maybe next episode it might actually be cleaned
Chris MD would be an elite guest to have, would be jokes
ANOTHER VIDEO YASS
please talk about saltburn next week 😂😂
Max wore the helmet because they filmed this episode, straight after the last one and wanted to hide his trim. Have I got it?
LOVE U MAX AND CALLUM
Max I love you. You are the best :)
im a scarlett... haha cant wait till your london show!!
love you maxxxx
Can we please have a yassified set and more visual bits so when you are sharing clips or referring to tiktok we can understand what you are talking about that would be a serve and a slay for the pod
I love max and very much appreciate callum🏃♀️
My husbands are here once again for another lovely episode of the useless hotline.
Consistent volume is all I want
love you max ❤❤❤
Arthur Hill breastfeeding is mad😂
You guys did a siblings episode so now could you do a parents episode
We need GKbarry on the pod
george looks more real than max in this one
what does this mean 😭
@@amberrr777 means whoever is animating george into all the episodes is getting much better at his job
@@m1scha oh right 😭
Id love a producer callum episode
Max is easily the funniest x
The hair on your head, as well as any of the hair on your body does have a definite length of growth before it stops. Naturally all people are different, but usually hair on the head tends to stop growing when it reaches roughly waist length. ( I think it may be a bit longer in females) But there are certain groups of people (because of religious or cultural reasons) that grow there hair out and because of genetic deviations there hair wont stop growing till its far longer than waist length. But, on average most people's hair will stop growing when it reaches roughly in the area of their waist. In Western Society, in a lot of cases hairy bodies are considered unattractive. But sometimes (not always) people who are more predisposed to hairy bodies are genetically better mates than less hairy partners. They tend to adapt to environmental changes better, and tend to have far less genetic defects that affect them in their lives as well as later in life. So George, if anyone makes you feel less for having body hair, just tell them to F&^k Off! You're probably at the end of the day gonna have more healthy, adaptable and productive children anyways. Of course, don't take my word for it. You should take a look at genetics and epigenetics. It's such an interesting topic, that I feel alot of people don't really wanna talk about enough.
Loving Max's new hat
Absolute look
@@kayleighelizabeth24 you found me :o
@issybelle2887 :o
Guest Ideas: Joe Tasker and Jack… Lee Hinchcliffe. Joe Baggs and Kaine ❤❤
I like Max 😄
George really sounds like Kurzgesagt today and in the last ep
Oh and get Callum on
we’d love to have Chris MD or Arthur hill (back) on the pod, to reveal who George really is
I think Joe Sugg and Casper Lee need to be an anuall thing!! Also an episode with Callum if he wants!
I have a feeling max has a really bad haircut so he is wearing the helmet which looks better
Are you wearing a helmet because you’ve been riding gorges dad?
Omg the AI snape 😅
Georges house would be 3 me. And a little baby 😂
Would love to see Chris MD on the pod 🩵
i wanna see callum (producer) on the pod!!!
Max ❤
Well George, I want four, but I guess we can settle for three. 🙄
Also, Max- I am very pale and we honestly look kind of similar. I do have ADHD, but also 2 college degrees. Hit me up when you’re ready for a surrogate 😂
BRING JAMES MARRIOTT ON THE POD IN 2024
Get Chip on the pod please 🫶🏻
Tbf, it could soon be possible to combine two sperm in one egg. It's already theoretically possible, we're just still in the tech development process. So, hold your horses and you could possibly have an Andrew/Max baby.
EDIT: Dw Max, I don't hate you. I think you're alright 😂 Got a M&G for the tour and was hoping I'd be able to bring something up for the podcast then. Was hoping to bring some gifts too, but security at venues aren't always so understanding 😅🤦🏻♂️
Who else thinks Max looks like a Percy
GET GRACE ON THE POD PLZ
get ayame on for the ayame yuval and oliver thing
Max you remind me of Colleen Nolan
Georges ( not so blind) rankings : 5) Dress sense. 4) Decentness ( I know that's not a proper word - sue me) 3) Friends. 2) Sense of Humour 1) Looks.
Max: 5) Dress sense 4) Sense of Humour 3) Allround Fabulousness 2) Looks 1) Boyfriend.
In conclusion; Proper pair of fitties and a good laugh to boot 👏✌😎
Ps Maxes ability to take a joke - 1! (You get number 1 was a joke doncha?!)
Lurve you both 😍xxx
Get Jordan and Henry from big brother 23 on !!!
Allergic to pollen Max means from March until September, your life is made worse. You can't really enjoy summer when pollen ruins it for you.
I like
George
For the pod I will listen to anything you two do, for instance I just avidly listened to Max imagining what George’s penis looked like then somehow pivot that into swinging hair dancers, love my delusional King 🫶 would love to see more special eps and guests like ChrisMD! I enjoy listening to you two just chatting shite most of all, you always make me laugh :)
Also, I feel like Max has a helmet on for his own safety
anyone else think george would suit an eyebrow piercing
🎉
GET ROSS AND DIANE FROM THE TRAITORS ON PLSSS
The obvious guess would be shit haircut but maybe max is turning into a cycling legend and wants to show off 🚴
I would to see Scott Mctominay on this podcast
I would love Faith or Freya or Becky (or talia again 😁) as guests please !!!
callum face reveal 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Can we pls get jake and johnnie on the pod somehow.
Also max u r the smexyest man in the uk
get James Marriott on the pod!!!!
wearing a helmet so you can slam it into georges big head ❤❤
Do a clada withe not my bagg
All so max I went to pride to see you and my brother made me leave to get food
And I never saw you and was very sad we bo love even if your hair cut is questionable
Maisie peters as a guest
😂
The thumbnail is kinda creepy tbh🤣🤣
dw max hun you're such a fitty too bad some dont live a happy life by admitting it
Wearing a helmet due to a bad hair day
gk barry, olivia neil, madeleine argy
Max we love you
But George come on 🤭
Jk we love you max 😍
You got a haircut
Reason for the helmet is max is restarted like Dee in that episode of sunny where they try and go on welfare and smoke crack
I normally love the podcast but I can help to feel like you talking about having a surrogate mother birth your child is problematic. You are talking about women who give birth as objects whose job is to reproduce. I have no issue with surrogacy however I feel like the way you speak about it is problematic. Not once did you mention about the mother, yet you expect someone to go through the trauma of pregnancy and give you a child
Surrogate choose to be surrogates and are paid for it. They understand what pregnancy is going to be. They weren’t being sexist
MAX. STOP SIPPING INTO THE MICROPHONE. FINGERS ON A CHALKBOARD LEVEL OF CRINGE
You better be coming to Birmingham because I spent a lot of money on those tickets and I need to tell Max in person he’s a fitty 🫶🏻
Sundayyyy peak
@elliotmiller-jones4280
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Have the baggs family on! Love ur content ( and love u max, maybe no as much as that rlly long love letter somewhere else in the comments, but I do love you)… re vid ideas maybe do something about the latest news comedy take ??? Keep going guys!