Max Balegde and George Clarkey respond to Elphaba, find leaked pictures and more

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[@hatetheusername]

elphabas gonna have a total meltdown when she sees this lmao.

[@TattooedLuna]

Is it awful that I can’t wait to see it?!

[@Lucie0908]

@@TattooedLunai’m actually looking forward to her kicking off

[@noaahhh_g]

hahaha and i’m here for it

[@Amieplayzz]

Ofc she will. In my opinion she should just leave social media for GOOD or come back when she sorted herself out

[@mily8353]

I love max, the whole time George is talking u can just tell he can’t wait to talk about himself

[@craivera_3886]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO I CANT EVEN

[@kay_Jay_94]

What are you talking about 😂 George interrupted, of course he's going to want to carry on with what he was saying hahaha

[@georgialili21]

Max definitely needs to do a RUclips series about his and Andrew’s house journey, from how it looks to when they moved in the process and the final product 🫢🫶🏻

[@GeoKinsASMR]

Yesz!!

[@eghtesadnia]

Glad to see they got George's cgi working again

[@little_mix_vault4817]

I was worried last episode, it was looking a little dodgy

[@Redredwine812]

Elphaba gets the views because she’s a car crash. She’s never going to get on the west end because her behaviour has ruined any chance of that. And realistically she’s not west end material.
She’s offended so many communities, promised gifts/funds to charities and not followed through. Lied about so many things I’ve lost count. She threatened to unalive someone, messaged minors disgusting things on discord(I’ve seen the screenshots )and always paints herself as a victim.

[@leahhamo19083]

Real

[@enarapinos7957]

Send me the screenshots if you have them please

[@Itsjustlucy66]

18:05 is when they start talking about Elphaba ✨

[@JessicaPalmer-ll8qz]

Absolute queen for this

[@aoibhinnmoore6349]

May you eat well tonight, friend

[@jennamarsh4565]

Love you thank you x

[@chantelbenney4647]

Special place in heaven for you 😊

[@eleninewton4470]

i adore you🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[@hereitszara1497]

its so sweet watching george excitedly show his pictures from sri lanka to max

[@minecraftnerd2175]

I love glen and greg so much, i cant wait for this episode

[@petawilmot3019]

I just want to say thank you for speaking out max I've kept out of it but I have tourettes myself so it's got to me hugely and it's not something to lie about so thank you both of speaking about this topic

[@elliomm]

Max always has the wildest stories and I am here for it

[@ShannonBallZ394]

Miss elphaba said “max you have a platform you shouldn’t be doing this”……… elphie HAD a platform & lied, made fun of people, impersonated tics and Tourettes as well as autism etc. take your own advice hunny.

[@positivami]

CRYING at “insurance doesn’t cover incest” 😭😭😭

[@user-ru5cz1xs8v]

i’ve been waiting for this and i’m so happy it’s out just when i need to listen 😭😭

[@MrMickybill]

maxes life needs to be a 3 season Netflix show i swear, i'm in tears !!

[@Alicelauren890]

Yayyy george is back!!! Just voted for you guys xxx

[@kateswan809]

just in time perfect so excited to listen

[@Stellawaller16]

Just voted for u guys, you deserve to winnnnnn 🎉🎉🎉❤

[@Abxi_]

Literally paused it straight away and voted for you cus you guys honestly deserve it!

[@rachelsellin814]

I can’t believe that George was ball gagged and his dads a priest 😂😂😂 Also voted for you guys x

[@SJ-cr6ke]

I just love how elphaba said she’s protected by tiktok then lost her main account 😅

[@morgie_2.0]

Can't believe George was ball-gagged and his dad's a priest 😲 Also love you guys sm and hope you win top podcast!!!

[@sascharoelink9277]

Just voted for you guys! Your pod is actually hilarious and is the only thing that gets me through my runs keep it up ❤

[@alaiyageorge9055]

Love this podcast

[@TanyaRachel_]

Just voted. Awaiting George’s kisses 😘

[@LittoLispyLawl]

We need more of max’s stories!!

[@yuckyscary]

george looks gorgeous in this i’m almost disgusted, also voted for you guys 🖤

[@Alicelauren890]

Max I cant believe how rude you were to those poor love islanders. Outrageous xxxx

[@JBW27]

I was waiting for George to tell his own wild story at the end. Still, I can't believe George was ball-gagged and his dad's a Priest. He's definitely received the father, the son, and the holy spirit at least 😂😂
52:00 That happens quite a bit. I had the same in York when I was at Popworld. A massive, middle aged, bald builder guy tried to get me to go back to his hotel room to fill him before he went back to his wife the next morning. Mad what some people think of as being appropriate. Had something similar with a sex worker approaching me at like 4am in York, bear hugging me and asking me to go with her to pick her kids up in a few hours. I'm sure you're lovely, but no thanks 😅😅

[@kellyannebayley7193]

Voted for you guys, best of luck i love this podcast!!❤️❤️

[@3xclusive_sash292]

Voted for you two!! Hope yu win♥️good luck!!

[@lewisgrande4101]

You two are so chaotic and it's funny af 😂

[@lee-annecollinsuk]

Voted! Good luck guys!

[@caryscornford3477]

go one then lads, well done being in the top 20 🎉

[@soph9093]

My mum died last week, this was an interesting episode to listen to 😂❤

[@elliexo21]

i give it a week before max gets a hot tub, also hes defo using one of the spare rooms to house all of his Disney memorabilia

[@the3amwatcher]

It'll be the Disney room! 😝

[@leahnorrish1621]

You’ve got my vote

[@leahhamo19083]

55:14 I’m brushing my teeth and I can’t stop laugjing 😭

[@valegrodiaz9023]

can't believe George's dad is a priest ... crazy times - this was a brilliant ep!!!!!

[@johnking5174]

I have just voted for you

[@isobel_r4712]

All of the question stories were clearly lies surely!!! Love the podcast 😅xx

[@0530evan]

when will this be on youtube?????
NOW...lets have ARTHUR TV on the podcast

[@lydiau9950]

that last story was the funniest thing ive heard in a while 😭😭

[@amylouiseox]

Voted ✔️

[@paulpalmer74]

BEST! STORY! EVER!

[@hazelb.t]

the pure shock and dissapointment on georges face at 40:35 is sending me

[@violetbblair5266]

Heheheh I love you guys so much

[@shortyclaire]

Didn't even get a minute in before i paused to get my vote in! I love ypu guys! Ohhh George if i hadnt already id have definitely done it when you got all firm with us 😜 i want a hug as my partner is already somewhat jealous of you.
Max you did so well last pod, i normally would boycott due to one of the guests but i had to watch you and i am glad i did it was funny Xx

[@shortyclaire]

Ps I am a mum and I have a small jar of my boys teeth! X

[@onllydaisyy]

Voted!!

[@lucyshaw9063]

Use need to have Arthur tv on the pod x

[@paige_1234]

voted!

[@Hope_x06]

I voted good luck 🤞 x😆

[@bloepblep4287]

This entire episode was just Max trauma dumping lol

[@KARAEDIE]

Just voted 🎉

[@mariaglennie83]

I’m listening stoned and I love this lol 😂😂

[@towardsdespair3492]

There's no link in the description lads

[@TaliaJones-vo1wc]

FINALLY

[@grippahrippah-tq6xo]

love u guys but pls coordinate ur outfits💀 max wearing his skintone t shirt and george wearing a neon green hoodie and beige hat is draining the lifebout ofbme max looks naked and george looks like hes on the run😭😭😭 love u thoxx

[@bigmaaan]

53:54 i had to do a quick pause and gasp.

[@dianabardhoshi3466]

Voted

[@insertjokehere3430]

OH MY GOD GEORGE OWES US A LINK TO THE AMAZON VIDEO

[@lott1e]

I just voted

[@TattooedLuna]

Where’s the link?

[@toireasa.h.32]

voted for yous x

[@Callowm]

I voted ❤❤

[@willmarshall7]

Guys I love your podcast but why is the volume always so low! I have to turn it up all the way and then when I go to any other app after my ear drums get assaulted

[@Scott_McKin]

Yeah the audio balance isn’t the best

[@alicehopexo_]

VOTEDDD

[@Duh_itssophie90]

I absolutely fucking love George

[@mollywhite9966]

I stopped and voted 💪

[@kirastone2601]

George you owe me a kiss on the lips

[@Amieplayzz]

In my opinion she should just leave social media for GOOD or come back when she sorted herself out.

[@jemmadenman8107]

voted❤

[@Leegracexx]

I voted

[@hlw28tandl]

Where’s the link to votes please besties

[@caoimhehall5750]

The description

[@DarrenDayo0903]

Elphaba: Max is quite HUGE on tiktok
George: you should see him person
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigmaaan]

should’ve stayed curious about maxs wiki feet pictures 😐

[@Alexdoesstuff396]

get me to the awards i need to go see george

[@MrTigerFarago]

I did stopped ✅
but that website is not working… 🤷🏼‍♂️🙄🤬

[@m1scha]

george looks so real in this :(

[@kateswan809]

i voted :)

[@minecraftnerd2175]

Where can you vote? The links not in the discription😭

[@soniablaggan]

Just to clarify now that I'm voting for the useless hotline podcast to win, if George does not kiss me when/if I see him, I will kiss him regardless because he solemly swore

[@paul4586]

Don’t ask Joanne 😂

[@danabuckley-smith2936]

You could have votes on what thing you’ll be sat at next to add some fun to it 😂😁

[@peliel3867]

Why isn't the link working for me- stop

[@killel1438]

I love that max doesn’t know HE uploaded these pics himself (on his ig)

[@0530evan]

GEORGE...when will the S/L episode be uploaded?????? and where??????

[@maevedoyle7112]

I’ve voted George 😉😏💋

[@willowmoon3461]

I can’t believe George was ball-gagged and his dad is a priest 😂

[@oliviaaa....]

Cgi back and working for george then ?

[@Handleisstoopididea]

I agree with the CGI in front of Max. Some of the stories are just to bizarre to be true.

[@arihdansf]

54:32 max looks and sounds so defeated 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kirastone2601]

I can’t believe that George was ball gagged and his dad is a priest

[@0530evan]

MAX has the most interesting situations.....

[@callump93]

The Useless Hot Tub Podcast 🤣

[@m.m.m.0925]

George’s cgi is back up and running 😚

[@antonliverpool1]

Cant vote. Submit button broken ?!

[@yuckyscary]

sometimes it doesn’t load right, try again and try to scroll
down. its weird on mobile

[@JBW27]

11:25-11:34 My brain couldn't NOT go there. Such a dirty mind, sorry.....not sorry 👀😅🤦🏻‍♂️
17:30 Max doing an Amber 😂😂
EDIT: I voted multiple times, using all my different email addresses. A verbal agreement is a verbal agreement guys 😉😂😂

[@leo_azrael]

I voted for you, where’s my kiss?

[@bigmaaan]

i can’t believe that george was ball gagged??? and his DAD is a PRIEST…?!?! he kept that one quiet

[@lucymunn1960]

yes max you were sooo right Phoebe left phalange friends!!!!!

[@danica6145]

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