The USELESS GAMESHOW: Countdown, Family Feud and Carrot in a Box
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- Опубликовано: 2 сен 2023
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I love how max just comes out with the most unhinged things like "do you remember slap a ginger day" WHATTTTTT
it was actually a thing when I was growing up as well and I’m American lmao
Well yeh I do.
As a ginger, I remember it well 😅 Never actually got slapped though
i've heard of this!
George looks like a proper fittie in this
George what have we said about making fake accounts to complement yourself 🤦♀️ 😂😂
@@carlyjanephilburn5479 LMFAOO
Can we just appreciate how smart George actually is
George is AI, of course he seems intelligent.
why, cuz he got bath? lol
@@matthewhayes3142when bathe was right there 😭😭 and the next round needle was right there too
also the math round, when he got to 550, then do the 100/50 = 2
and take it away for 548
I have a idea for a pod: Reading wattpad fan fics about you two
Omg yesssss
YESSSSSS
Love how Max was just adding random letters/numbers for the whole countdown game and still lost 😂
George in a suit is doing things to me
so real
mhmmm!
wish he was, tbf
George is so cute in his suit
PIDA i’m crying 😂😂😂 poor glen not knowing it’s PETA 😭
GLEN? who tf is glen?
He was so sure he was right too 😂😂😂
Why did George seem out of breath from putting a tie on ☠️
george is always fit but hes bringing it here
He looks like a fit maths teacher
no bc this is so real
Fr secret smash
LOVED THIS EPISODE! Was nice seeing George slightly more upbeat - the countdown part was hilarious
Max looks so stunning today. He always does but especially today. Also George looks stunning in that suit!
Love this idea of you guys having episode takeovers and surprising one another. This was such a fun episode!
as a ginger i definitely remember the slap a ginger day all too well
This podcast episode is missing the attention it needs, this was amazing 😌 well done
How did they miss that Max said Pedo when there wasn’t even a P 😂
GEORGE IN A SUIT AAA SO FIT
DAM George, you need to give us full look 👀 at your business outfit 😊
still waiting for ARTHUR TV to be on the podcast
Arthur TV just posted on his story that he was on set!!
finally...@@jessicacurry7176
i loved this episode!! such a great idea George
What an episode 😂 Well done, good job George! 😂😂
Ngl at first I thought the awkward influencer accountant was Eleanor neale but my queen would never
Yeh I thought the same but I'm sure max knows who she is
@@ellaouisebox-jennings4432 definitely. They’re in very similar circles and both northern and northern people unite lol
Not me literally just coming back to the video after stalking her Instagram to see if she went to reading.
@@Eviebishop hahaha I love that
Hey guys just voted for the podcast!!!
just voted at 4am on the 5th of september!! good job i saw this in time haha
Not me screaming NEEDED and NEEDLE!!
george looks so fit in his suit
Completely forgot it was sunday yesss
As a ginger, I very much remember slap a ginger day - it was a British high school thing I think
I VOTED!!!!!
I am a proud nun and sister of Broski nation 🙏
Box game was brilliant
been waiting for this weeks after back to school💀
56:26 this hurt my soul why didn’t he just do 100/50 to get 2 then minus it 😭
I know what you mean! - the last letters game I was shouting "Needled" at the screen like a nutter😆 I fully expected George to get more than a four letter word - was like a disappointed mum!!😅
How didn’t you see NEEDLE in the countdown part 😭
You could’ve done “needed” for the for the final word countdown!!
I saw so many needle, deal, lead these two are thick sometimes
I got Leaded on the last letters
me shouting habit at the first countdown bit 😂
Not the link not being there 😂😂
George……the man that you are 🫦
george looks so fine in a suit
i was screaming needle in the last round of countdown 😭😭😭
I listened to the bonus audio episode recently. It was good, but honestly the visuals make such a difference 😅 So much better.
Has George now gone running around Canary Wharf AND to Tower Bridge and back? Gotta see a Forrest Gump-esque running compilation 😅
Max doing countdown left me chocking with laughter.......30 seconds for hat, bless him 🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣 George mate, bathe, the E, it's right there.
What I love is that even though it's George's episode, it's still ended up being more camp than a Biggins and Julian Clary pantomime 😂🤦🏻♂️
PIDA!!!!????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
love GEORGE in a suit
can't wait for the ep guys love u bestie
Glenn’s hat is absolutely gorgeous
i love a man in a suit ❤
George is looking hot in his suit and wearing them black leather smart shoes 🔥🤵♂👞
George looking extra hot in the smart outfit
Nice hat Max
NO WAY DID I GET A WEST END WICKED ADVERT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS
Please water your plant 😂
WAS JUST TALKING ABT WHEN THE POD WAS GONNA DROP
Omg yesssss
How did neither get needle in countdown???
I
Needed
My mother heard the underwear bit she's gonna disown me
just voted three times :)
What’s the link
needle for the last countdown round, ill send my address over for the prize
Last round of count down "loaded" six letter word guys 😅
No my winkie has never been bitten off
george is so fit
So proud of my 6 letter word
No link to voteeeeee
Max, come on now. You showed off the Apple Watch and have already lost it 😫
The girl that came up to you, was it helen Anderson?????
I feel like it is because she used to go to the same hair dresser as me and apparently her first time at the salon she was like “do you know who I am?” Gives off the same vibe as what Max was describing.
My first thought was Helen and she was at reading fest this year 😳
Lee Mack get George on would I lie to you.
wheres the link guys
Where’s the voting link?
Thankfully as a ginger, my school didn't have slap a ginger day 😂
Where is the link to vote?
❤
georges voice actor is slacking this week 😔
Bathe (5); pass (4); needed (6)👍
Bathe and leaned
42:00 some German guy tried that but it wasn't very effective so I think he just chopped the other guy's off and ended up burning it by accident (he's a vegetarian now)
PIDA??LMFAO
could have gotten needle on the last countdown one😔
Or indeed, needled - as in needling someone.
should have got needle on countdown
how did they not get alone or laden 😭
shit has it already been a month since the gay episode
Ik I felt the same
maybe the woman was maisie smith? she played tiff in eastenders and was in strictly last year and is deff very pretty
U JUST DESCRIBED ELEANOR NEALE
Max it could of been laurenwhelxn?
George 😛😛😛😛😛
Feel sorry for the audio listeners at 1:12:19
HELPPP
Damnit I wanted George to win!😤
could have got six on the third round of countdown-- leaded. george was two off
what is the numbers game called
58:01 you could’ve 9-7+1x100+50=350
Phone in a box sounds like Brokeback Mountain for the audio listeners. That much I'm certain of 😂😂
EDIT: If you had done a "This is my" round, you couldn't have got a female extra if you wanted to trick Max into thinking you had some kind of relationship with them 😋😅
anyone think needle??
Why is George literally Henry cavil ❤
Why is George in a shirt??
George if you actually slap gingers slap my mother please 😂
Maybe the girl was Eleanore neale? It doesn’t sound like something she would do tho
i thought the same thing cos there is a pic on her insta of her at reading in a black fur coat and eyeliner 😭. it probs isn’t tho unless she was just rlly drunk
ok but this is the second pod where George's voice actor has talked about pissing himself as a child. I know this time was a lie but why does it keep coming up 😭
Can you please for the love of frig turn the volume up? I know I'm not the 1st to request this. If I stay perfectly still I can just about hear you but God forbid if I fancy a snack whilst watching 😕
See what I mean? I just thought Max said that *Asda* sold cockrings!!! Sort out your volume!!
@ChorltonandtheWheelies wait what did he say then cause I thought he said asda lol
@I0uisaaa_ 😂 he *did* say Asda! I thought I heard it wrong coz when did Asda start selling cockrings?? Bizarre or what?! 😅
@ChorltonandtheWheelies ikr I thought it was a strange thing for them to sell and it must have been just there for max to just stumble upon it 🤣
Just take whatever ur watching it on with u🙄unless its a TV ofc, just pause it. There's nothing wrong with their volume. It's more how loud they speak. Don't complain about something SO useless
Babes I love y'all, but the optimal answer for the 548 was one away at 549.
7x100=700
75+25=100
700-100=600
600-50=550
550-1=549
Ok, but George looks so hot in this episode 😍 max you do too, but hey George 👋🏻👋🏻