Max & George reveal HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Discuss backlash from Charity event, and rank Disney shows

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[@oliverskipper3509]

Enjoying the office style zooms/looks to camera - congrats to camera person

[@holly9758]

I wasn’t enjoying that

[@elliembh1726]

​@@holly9758neither

[@MaxCSpurgeon]

i love georges random references throughout these episodes 😭

[@stnedcarrott]

just realised these are pre recorded weeks before cuz george doesn’t have half an eyebrow here 😂

[@max_balegde]

LOL we don’t always but we had to film some in bulk last month

[@stnedcarrott]

@@max_balegde OMFG YOU REPLIED 😭 that’s fair enough tho 😩 keep waiting to see if my dilemma is read every time

[@TheLukecottle]

Nah they just used the Hologram again until George’s face heals

[@emilymaskell5980]

George actually brings me a whole new level of joy in life 😅

[@harrietbrxwn]

I KNEW IT WAS A TOUR

[@ameliamasters4836]

George is always funny but he's actually hilarious in this one hahah

[@ellaox]

Max’s reaction to George saying that’s so raven should go tier 2 is so valid , that’s so raven was my fave one still laugh at it to this day 😂

[@michaela_xo]

24:49 this was so the office coded 😭😭

[@stnedcarrott]

I DIDNT KNOW THE ANNOUNCEMENT WOULD BE HERE I SPENT AGES REFRESHING INSTA FFS 😭

[@LilCook69]

Just got my hoodie in! The quality is phenomenal, big ups on the new clothing company guys!

[@user-jv7ig6ie5b]

Can't wait until Max finds out some people are bilingual

[@julkatara]

exactly my thoughts! especially growing up and watching youtubers from US and UK, also having my own accent and switching between those hahah

[@charlotte52yearsago84]

@@julkatara …

[@PaddyThomson]

Max really is so simple. Thousands of actors change their accents: John Barrowman, Millie Bobbie Brown to name 2

[@legster983]

As a person, I’m so sorry for other other people treating like that , don’t be discouraged some people are just nasty xxx honestly we need too deal with people that are , well I don’t want to swear they are not worth it !! Much love x

[@niamhquinn7147]

So sad does the east of England not exist?

[@JBW27]

Is George's Blue Hawks jumper a legit vintage or a modern copy? Coz if it's legit then damn, love it 😂

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

The dodgy camera zooms always get me 😂😂

[@jennyhearn4657]

❤ this episode
I’m sorry George but i I was sending a post to my sister about a lady with two uteruses and accidentally sent it to u instead I can’t 😂😂

[@katieperkins8860]

can’t wait to see you in london omg never been happier

[@elliemcculloch667]

I LOVE SUNDAYS

[@lucyloo2874]

31:46 this part has me crying

[@shonaseaward7664]

the way I was cracking up at shit story and how it went onto flys eating Shit had me dying 😂😂

[@sydos6680]

They’re literally both on crack this episode their brains are moving so fast 😂

[@deepfriedheart9180]

Max going off about accents after seeing his interview with Millie Bobby Brown is mental 😂

[@matthewhayes3142]

these guys, so funny, so clever, so acoustic! literally, love on the spectrum!

[@JBW27]

I'm sorry Max, but I'm with George on this episode. You get so excited over so many things I haven't a fucking clue about 😂😂 I love it, but every single episode you confuse the fuck out of me and I end up Googling most of what you talk about in real time so i can understand the convo 😅🤦🏻‍♂️

[@shaunmil]

George doing the Perry song 😍

[@Catsandcamera]

I totally forgot Watch My Chops existed until George sung the song, then I could instantly remember the theme tune

[@harrisonpegg2150]

Love you guys ❤

[@ahaha272]

Ok note to self don’t eat while watching/listening to this

[@Rosie0s]

YESSSSS I JUST SMOKED LETSGOOOOO

[@m1scha]

hope the tour has a hologram george

[@vincentchoi8903]

i love the both of them!

[@alex.bane.1600]

Omg yay!!!!!!!

[@eghtesadnia]

I can confirm geroge is CGI, because george had an accident and his face has got an injury 🤔

[@assas1nscreed]

Well hello fellow girls and gays in the comments

[@svckmyd0ng]

WHERE IS LINK TO TOUR

[@charlottethomas2924]

missed opportunity of croc and roll 😔

[@user-jv7ig6ie5b]

Thinking TikTokkers invented Halloween is a new level of narcissism.

[@sophierebekah]

It's really not that deep. Thinking you have the jurisdiction to throw around the word narcissism is slightly ironic...

[@minecraftnerd2175]

It is true I usually love max but like. As an Irish person I was mildly offended so many times this episode it's insane😭

[@callum9999]

He didn't say that... He said he thought that it wasn't that big in the UK 27 years ago, which isn't that far away from reality. Obviously it has existed for centuries, but the way we celebrate it today is heavily influenced by the US (when was the last time you held a Halloween vigil to commemorate the saints?), which didn't become mainstream in the UK until the 1980s.

[@taytayslayslayslay]

as someone who never had the disney channel, the whole tier list ranking was completely lost on me

[@spearbaby4115]

where can you sign up for the newsletter?👀

[@ash03x]

on their website

[@MD-hn4ip]

YAYY🎉

[@TattooedLuna]

What happened to George’s eyebrow?

[@Luke_Thomas_0802]

Has max not seen Katie Perry being a weirdo with to Justin beiber when he was a child

[@niamhquinn7147]

Your thinking about cheaper by the dozen with the boy who had a frog called beans

[@tutu3909]

Omg George I forgot that Even stevens existed.

[@grace_mFitness]

❤

[@bargainsstoragedeals3653]

John barrowman does this too he is Scottish and talks in American accent

[@_clay_07]

you have to be taking the piss why would you go on tour during my gcses

[@kayleighelizabeth24]

Literally, it's way to close to my A Levels to go 😪

[@Afbfsh]

@@kayleighelizabeth24making me think I should’ve prioritised Alevels now😭😭😭

[@sjk_vv5869]

We need flies BECAUSE THEY EAT POO, otherwise we'd be wading in it...

[@metalmeka]

no welsh date? come to cardiff you cowards 👺

[@gingernproud6514]

😂

[@lydiahopkins670]

😂😂😂

[@keisha7412]

can't wait for the tour omg

[@ash03x]

the meet and greet tickets were THE MOST STRESSFUL THING EVER IN MY LIFE to get.. but i got them, so see you in Glasgow lads 🥹

[@charlotte.f6611]

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