Max & George Start Tour!! and Max Tells Disgusting Tour Story…
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2024
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pleaseeee can we have an episode with callum as a guest!!
PLEASEEEE
YES I NEED THIS
As one of the girls in the front row in Belfast, i can confirm that we WERE heavily drinking for that whole hour hahahha it was the best night ever tho thank you so much
This episode had me in stitches 😂I sh!t in a ziplock bag 😭😭😭😭
the dude whose speaking with a mic off camera sounds well fit
Aww thank you so much for still uploading while on tour that’s dedication!! You guys are amazing I’m gutted I couldn’t come because of stupid exams 🙄 will definitely be coming next time ;)
Same! Why did it have to be during exam season😭 what exams are you doing?
@@minecraftnerd2175my a levels 😫 last year of it though and then i’m free! hbu?
Looking beautiful as ever Max, congratulations and good luck with the rest of the tour loves!! xxx
The first London show was so so good omg! Thanks for coming over to us afterwards and taking pictures, it was so nice to meet you xx
Having just seen the latest Sidemen video I'm pretty sure George is also ChrisMDs Lock Screen wallpaper.
Bank holidays are so good ,it’s literally a Sunday sesh , but I’m Aussie you can carry it on to the beach !!
George with the bank holiday thing I’m thinking it’s because not everyone has the weekend of necessarily, but everyone has the bank holiday off, so there’s more people going out
I mean not everyone has the bank holiday off, obviously essential workers and some hospitality remain open as where else are people going out to.
The "Spike" is at Belfast Cathedral. It is actually called The Spire of Hope and was added to the cathedral in 2007 as a sort of monument to peace in Northern Ireland.
So happy for you guys. Memories being made that will last a lifetime and well deserved
watching george during the bank holiday segment was so fucking infuriating lmao - people travel for the bank holidays because the travel day doesnt lose you one of two days of the weekend, it's not that complicated 😭
sometimes Max is just right and he never just takes his word for it
yeah but max never said that did he lol, and I wouldn't say that's common knowledge
@@millahewitt not common knowledge dear lord think critically for one second and you'd get there lmfao
i despise george for disrespecting michelle visage like that
the barras in the background is making the glaswegian in me actually buzzing,, the glasgow show was so much fun !!!!!
My favourite podcast!! Look forward to it every week
Love the pod !! Max and George are class
this podcast is the highlight of my week!!!
can’t wait to see you guys next saturday!
yesss was waiting for this episode today!!!
Yayyyy!!!! I thought we might not get an episode since youre are on tour
“How the world has changed” if that’s not the absolute truth. The last 13 years have been wild
Can’t wait to use “fight or shite” during my next IBS flare up 😭😭
love the new set guys very cosy xx
cant wait to see you boys tomorrow!!
Same! Literally doing a Maths exam, going home, having some food, getting ready, then travelling to the show
I hope old man max feels better soon ❤️🩹
well done boys!! Looking forward to seeing you in Bristol. In tears at Max shitting in a ziplock bag
So fuming I couldn’t go to the Dublin show!!! I will not be missing the next one 💋
Can’t wait to see you guys in Bristol 🎉
I flew from Scotland to Dublin to see yous and never got a mention 😩 I was on stage too was so much fun x
Was a even funnier shit story in person 😂
What microphones do you lot use?
Also love the pod and you 2 soo much
I think max really rocks the egg dude from alice and wonderland aesthetic
respectfully because i love you max
loved the shit bag story at the live show, but even better the second time! great episode x
george's irish accent is on point
Well belfast accent
@@minecraftnerd2175 cheers i'm from belfast 👍
@@possiblyignore cool I was just saying it was a good Belfast accent but would be so far off as a Dublin accent
@@minecraftnerd2175 thank you for letting me know i rlly needed that
@@possiblyignore no need to be cheeky I'm just pointing it out lol
Shitting in a bag on a tour bus is commonly referred to as a “hot bag” in my experience
Ye temple bar is the tourist bit, and very expensive.
Limelight as a venue is all about the experince tbh, nobody actually wants to be there
That was me that said she was obsessed with George😂🫣
Max is right. Bank hols def a big deal for most. And George or Callum should have insisted swapping with Max for just 1 night to see if the big bed was really that awful to sleep in!
Umm we do have post/eir codes in Ireland, just so you know
Only recently did you have them. We have had post codes here in the UK for decades. Only Dublin city had a sort of code. Like RTE is in Dublin 4 in posh Donnybrook.
@@johnking5174 we still have them though.
Every residential or business address in Ireland has its own eircode for almost a decade now.
Dublin also has postal sectors, e.g. Dublin 1, Dublin 2, Dublin 4 etc, but we have Eircodes as well.
@@Clara11850 We have had postcodes here in the UK since 1959. So we are ahead of you with that.
@@johnking5174 that’s cool, just saying that we do in fact have them as that’s what op was discussing, and mentioning that our postal sectors aren’t the same thing 👍
@@Clara11850 Ok
BY SPIKE DO THEY MEAN THE SPIRE? IN DUBLIN? Im highly offended
The "Spike" is at Belfast Cathedral. It is actually called The Spire of Hope and was added to the cathedral in 2007 as a sort of monument to peace in Northern Ireland
@@johnking5174 ye but max said there was one in Dublin too, don't worry I'm not that slow
@@minecraftnerd2175 I think Max was talking about Belfast, more than Dublin
@@johnking5174 he started with Belfast but he also said both
@@minecraftnerd2175 If you have watched this podcast, you will know he gets mixed up.
George and Max Dogging Tour of the UK. Look for them in a carpark near you.
someone sell me m&g tickets for 18th may plsssss
Looks like I was right about Max. Proved everything i've been saying for ages on this tour. How funny...