George Confronts Max On His Betrayal, Discuss Kate Middleton and Meeting Milly Bobby Brown!

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  • @Jade-on2yy
    @Jade-on2yy 3 месяца назад +71

    Max telling George to take his jacket off had me every time 😂😂😂😂

  • @han.ridl3y
    @han.ridl3y 3 месяца назад +318

    they act like an old married couple talking nonsense on their porch and I love it 😭

    • @mallorymacmillan2972
      @mallorymacmillan2972 3 месяца назад +7

      I love this comment. I agree completely😂

    • @billjaywarr6509
      @billjaywarr6509 3 месяца назад +10

      They’re so in love idc

    • @claireport22
      @claireport22 3 месяца назад +4

      Yes Max telling him to take his jacket off every 2 seconds 😅

    • @taymur0804
      @taymur0804 3 месяца назад +1

      I don't why I love this comment, but is so true 😊

  • @bellaxholly
    @bellaxholly 3 месяца назад +87

    i lost it when george went “hi i’m james charles” the voice 😭

  • @emmachalk4385
    @emmachalk4385 3 месяца назад +83

    The selling sunset bit is so funny 🤣

  • @mal7878
    @mal7878 3 месяца назад +126

    I so badly want George to propose to Max but it’s never going to happen if max is already failing the challenge 😭

    • @taymur0804
      @taymur0804 3 месяца назад

      What's going on with Andrew, ain't they still together? 😳

    • @Astoria88
      @Astoria88 3 месяца назад +4

      @@taymur0804yes they’re still together, and George isn’t gay😅

  • @ronnyponce3557
    @ronnyponce3557 3 месяца назад +54

    This is absolute hidden gem of a podcast. I think his name is max, the one who is gonna start working out, is so funny. The duo is hilarious.

  • @mal7878
    @mal7878 3 месяца назад +148

    If Calum is going to talk as much as he has for the last few episodes at least give him a mic so we can actually follow the conversation 😩

    • @hannahsandnes8609
      @hannahsandnes8609 3 месяца назад +2

      !!!

    • @LilithCaseldine
      @LilithCaseldine Месяц назад

      No. He’s not on the podcast. He should shush. Prolly nice guy nothing against him. Didn’t come to hear him join in.

  • @mar1f1stad79
    @mar1f1stad79 3 месяца назад +65

    yaaaay new episode!!!! so glad they remembered to unmute Georges CGI after the last episode

  • @iriskirby9434
    @iriskirby9434 3 месяца назад +88

    I think George should do a workout with max so he can keep him accountable and create a bit of motivation for max

    • @smcrrll4
      @smcrrll4 3 месяца назад +4

      Yes like maybe record an episode on treadmills

    • @Emily-gx3gn
      @Emily-gx3gn 3 месяца назад +5

      i would sure like to see george working out 🥵🥵

  • @lainalouisa7806
    @lainalouisa7806 3 месяца назад +42

    Is it cold in the studio? Do we need to chip in for a heater for you George.. max the jumper is giving fashion king. X

  • @Alicelauren890
    @Alicelauren890 3 месяца назад +15

    The animal talk is actually so interesting, love how chill and casual your conversations are xxx

  • @ejk23
    @ejk23 3 месяца назад +18

    George has clearly been around Arthur TV too much with this animal knowledge but I’m here for the wholesome content 🥹

  • @bethanygoldsworthy9573
    @bethanygoldsworthy9573 3 месяца назад +12

    I died when Max was getting so heated with george he had to pick his mic up with his hands shaking with anger at George's blissful ignorance to all these celebs lol 😂

  • @millerraycell
    @millerraycell 3 месяца назад +38

    Even though I really want to see George proposing to Max, George is right, this is a challenge, and George is so supportive of Max and pushing him into the right path

  • @chloelord3578
    @chloelord3578 3 месяца назад +21

    George talking about platypuses and animal facts was such a classic ‘just dudes being guys’ moment. Great ep boys, always making me laugh 🫶

  • @han.ridl3y
    @han.ridl3y 3 месяца назад +55

    Everytime Max misses a day his spending money at Disney should go down xxxxx

  • @annieeames2282
    @annieeames2282 3 месяца назад +13

    ArthurTV would be so proud of George's animal info-dump ❤ (And then correct the mistakes 😂)

  • @AnIrishMan500
    @AnIrishMan500 3 месяца назад +17

    Not taking sides,walking is def exercise but def don't think it's 'working out',so is it an 'exercise' or 'working out' challenge? If we clear that up we might get somewhere.

  • @alishaazuddin
    @alishaazuddin 3 месяца назад +4

    the back and forth between max and George is just freaking hilarious, love this pod sm

  • @sab29
    @sab29 3 месяца назад +14

    I don't agree with max but I wanna see george propose to max at disneyland, so good job max! You're doing great!!

  • @georgialili21
    @georgialili21 3 месяца назад +7

    I love how George keeps Max accountable 😂

  • @bhavnoorsidhu3876
    @bhavnoorsidhu3876 3 месяца назад +19

    Max you're totally shithousing the whole thing, clarkey is right and you know it

  • @sofiaaaxo
    @sofiaaaxo 3 месяца назад +12

    I feel like you guys need to invite a guest who will understand both of your guys‘ references and standpoints - someone who’s into football and RUclips and all that but also into Disney and reality tv etc.

  • @JBW27
    @JBW27 3 месяца назад +16

    Maybe Max should have to pay a penalty for each day he doesn't keep to the agreement. £50 for each infringement should do it. 😂 Disneyland isn't looking likely, peeps. I'll happily take Max's place though and have a trip to France. Last time I went I was 3 and had chickenpox 😅🤦🏻‍♂️🙄😂

  • @Awesomevids757
    @Awesomevids757 3 месяца назад +12

    It seems like from my google search, Selling Sunset WAS number 1 at one point, according to Netflix’s ranking system. Likely most popular of the month / year idk. These articles seem to be from May 2023 and may be US only

  • @lilywolstenholme6376
    @lilywolstenholme6376 3 месяца назад +4

    Not Max just fighting for his life for the first 50 mins of the pod

  • @alexandriaawhite
    @alexandriaawhite 3 месяца назад +5

    its crazy to hear you guys talk about auctioneers because my dad is one. its weird that people find it so interesting because its so normal in my life!

  • @Staceynaomi8
    @Staceynaomi8 3 месяца назад +9

    I don’t like when mum and dad fight 😭

  • @TheLashBarbieUK
    @TheLashBarbieUK 2 месяца назад

    The jacket discourse is so funny this whole episode 😂😂

  • @murphyboy11
    @murphyboy11 3 месяца назад +5

    Someone give Callum a raise right now for having to deal with these two haha

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 3 месяца назад +18

    I love this, I love how George manages to tolerate Max so well - Max is so full of energy every episode, I feel exhausted after watching, however George is just so relaxed and chilled out, I really like George.

    • @coraladlam5552
      @coraladlam5552 3 месяца назад +2

      Max is an icon if you don’t feel rejuvenated after watching then there’s something wrong!!!

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 3 месяца назад +1

      @@coraladlam5552 His speed of thought is just so fast, I love Max, he is adorable, but his spind operates on 100 mph speed whereas George seems far more relaxed and operates on the speed a funeral procession goes

  • @chrichellebuitendag7632
    @chrichellebuitendag7632 3 месяца назад +1

    This is the first time I heard someone I watch, say my name😂 Thanks Max ❤

  • @maisiebrown5733
    @maisiebrown5733 3 месяца назад +18

    justice for max 💪🏼

  • @Raven_Luna_Tick
    @Raven_Luna_Tick 3 месяца назад +3

    All of these unknowns at the Oscar party. I'd say this was a D-List Celebrity party, but Max was there attending. So maybe more of a E-List party then. 😂

  • @hereitszara1497
    @hereitszara1497 3 месяца назад +6

    Max is looking fit tbf

  • @AnIrishMan500
    @AnIrishMan500 3 месяца назад +6

    Loved the short segment on animals,George please tell us one interesting animal fact each week(look up cichlid fish raising catfish young in her mouth,bet you find it interesting).

  • @abistewart1677
    @abistewart1677 3 месяца назад +1

    Literally listening to the part about Kate and have the news flash up on my phone about her having cancer🤯🤯

  • @chrichellebuitendag7632
    @chrichellebuitendag7632 3 месяца назад +2

    Oh my gosh! I had no idea who Chrishell Stause was. I have the same name spelled Chrichelle. And I have never met or heard of another name like mine until now 😂.

  • @kaylinbester9578
    @kaylinbester9578 3 месяца назад +4

    Max tryna defend himself is so funny I can’t

  • @cappuccino3275
    @cappuccino3275 3 месяца назад +6

    Max fr slaying so hard, as per

  • @elliembh1726
    @elliembh1726 3 месяца назад +7

    Max just isn't doing the challenge and is excusing it

  • @Kitanahearts
    @Kitanahearts 3 месяца назад +9

    Dancing is 100% exercise what is George on about 😭😭

  • @ConnieR-B
    @ConnieR-B 3 месяца назад +24

    You may of spelt Millie wrong there 😪

    • @sophiethorne8891
      @sophiethorne8891 3 месяца назад +1

      No my sisters name is spelt that way 😂

    • @ConnieR-B
      @ConnieR-B 3 месяца назад +8

      @@sophiethorne8891 didn’t know ur sisters name was Millie Bobby brown

    • @sphagettitaco
      @sphagettitaco 3 месяца назад +1

      @@sophiethorne8891no, they mean they spelt millie’s name wrong, there’s multiple ways to spell millie/milly, my name is millie and my cousins cousin is named milly.

  • @admori7633
    @admori7633 3 месяца назад +2

    I honestly had never heard about Selling sunshine or any of those actresses until this video

  • @peterjamescollins8753
    @peterjamescollins8753 3 месяца назад

    Here for the Max shorts content ! 😊

  • @sofiaaaxo
    @sofiaaaxo 3 месяца назад +3

    I just checked and selling sunset is 38th place in the IMDb reality tv list (which isn’t just Netflix, but all of reality tv shows there is) and I feel like that’s pretty high

  • @user-xu5kz1hd1s
    @user-xu5kz1hd1s 3 месяца назад

    I'm thrilled with the compliments I receive when carrying my eastlisa handbag.
    It's a true statement piece that never fails to turn heads.

  • @codydriver6413
    @codydriver6413 3 месяца назад +6

    I will say dancing is an incredible exercise.

  • @user-ql1eg6ey9n
    @user-ql1eg6ey9n 3 месяца назад +5

    It’s my 21st on may 18th… do I cancel my party and get tickets?

  • @dragonjgaming3035
    @dragonjgaming3035 3 месяца назад

    I loveeeeee Selling Sunset

  • @CharlotteT162
    @CharlotteT162 3 месяца назад +5

    The challenge was 20 minutes of EXERCISE for 66 days, walking is exercise!
    Max has definitely NOT failed

  • @moll-z6q
    @moll-z6q 3 месяца назад +1

    26:03 I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @deniseyolo6745
    @deniseyolo6745 3 месяца назад +4

    I hope you're going to film your live shows for our viewing pleasure? If we aren't able to attend in person....

  • @chhitijpahari1011
    @chhitijpahari1011 3 месяца назад +2

    The link for the tour in the Description DOES NOT WORK!!!!!!

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 3 месяца назад

      It never does, here Google Useless Hotline Podcast Tour and you will get the link to ticketmaster

  • @phoebemumby326
    @phoebemumby326 3 месяца назад +5

    Take your jacket off

  • @laurencato3778
    @laurencato3778 3 месяца назад +1

    George was spot on then saying Kate was ill😮

  • @LGC996
    @LGC996 3 месяца назад +2

    i don’t think max realises that by definition exercise requires effort - walking DOES NOT REQUIRE EFFORT. he should at least be getting out of breath, so maybe up hill would count, but i doubt that’s what he was doing

  • @jamspond1693
    @jamspond1693 3 месяца назад

    For the record you can buy a box of 96 ibuprofen in the uk, you just have to get them over the counter at a pharmacy xD

  • @PaigeNicoleLewis
    @PaigeNicoleLewis 3 месяца назад +5

    I will back Max till the day I die xxxx

  • @ellie-jc5cj
    @ellie-jc5cj 3 месяца назад +2

    why do i feel like george was pissed off w max the whole episode

  • @serinat2181
    @serinat2181 3 месяца назад +2

    Jameela Jamil is from The Good Place! Max, I know who she is!

  • @marslia
    @marslia 3 месяца назад +3

    max kinda ate that rap

  • @user-dh4gk1om3x
    @user-dh4gk1om3x 3 месяца назад +5

    Sorry but why does George look like he’s in oasis or smthn he needs to swap his hat to a bucket hat

  • @ellaouisebox-jennings4432
    @ellaouisebox-jennings4432 3 месяца назад +2

    Walking is exercise! As Max has literally said he didn't do anything active before this so anything, including walking! Is exercise

  • @neonclawsavie
    @neonclawsavie 3 месяца назад +2

    Whoever titled this Milly Bobby Brown is criminal 🤨

  • @cmurphy9819
    @cmurphy9819 3 месяца назад +2

    Sorry to be that person but Fred Again was nominated for 2 Brits haha!

  • @sphagettitaco
    @sphagettitaco 3 месяца назад +10

    just an fyi you spelt millie wrong (my name is also millie)😭

    • @Medcanuk
      @Medcanuk 3 месяца назад +1

      Milly is on her birth certificate the spelling was changed for the American spelling when she started doing American productions.

    • @TheSadiemagic
      @TheSadiemagic 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Medcanukand how do you know that??

    • @Medcanuk
      @Medcanuk 3 месяца назад

      @@TheSadiemagic A - because I’m not American so I’m educated about these things. B - she has appeared in other productions before Netflix and was called Milly not millie (American spelling)
      C - we went to the same primary school.

    • @TheSadiemagic
      @TheSadiemagic 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Medcanuk your saying that like im not educated I’m not American either tf?? Also I know about 4 people from where I am (in the uk) that have the so called ‘AmErIcAn’ spelling of the name. it’s a name it doesn’t really matter how it’s spelt

    • @sphagettitaco
      @sphagettitaco 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Medcanuki’m not american either

  • @faerisubs
    @faerisubs 2 месяца назад

    1:24:42 poor George 😭😂

  • @m1scha
    @m1scha 3 месяца назад +3

    i ❤ cgi george

  • @noahsimpson5850
    @noahsimpson5850 3 месяца назад

    tbf i’ve never heard of anyone max said 😞

  • @embass9992
    @embass9992 3 месяца назад +1

    Max really is for the girls, Selling Sunset, Chris Appleton
    However, don’t EVER insult spearmint Rennie ever again

  • @dogs4life291
    @dogs4life291 3 месяца назад

    Max the taylor swift brunch is already a thing

  • @Frogg-tz3cx
    @Frogg-tz3cx 3 месяца назад +2

    Max is the best 🤣 babes let’s have a chat

  • @DEAN0795
    @DEAN0795 3 месяца назад +2

    Millie not Milly 👀😂

  • @user-xq4pr1cr7k
    @user-xq4pr1cr7k 3 месяца назад

    It really almost is impossible to lose an argument against George

  • @moll-z6q
    @moll-z6q 3 месяца назад +1

    0:50 bros talking like an animal crossing villager

  • @eghtesadnia
    @eghtesadnia 3 месяца назад +2

    Someone needs to take that jacket off CGI George

  • @gremlinblues
    @gremlinblues 3 месяца назад +1

    oh Max if you love targets ibuprofen wait until you find out about Costco’s 1000 tablet packs

  • @mikkelandersen2167
    @mikkelandersen2167 3 месяца назад

    As a movie and series connoisseur, what the fuck is 'selling sunset'

  • @abigailwright7251
    @abigailwright7251 3 месяца назад +3

    Genuinely never heard of Fred again or any of his songs

  • @deepfriedheart9180
    @deepfriedheart9180 3 месяца назад

    To be fair, PeakyBlinders123 is a way better youtuber than Selling Sunset is a TV show 😂

  • @JBW27
    @JBW27 3 месяца назад +2

    Your DJ talk just goes to show that being a DJ requires very little talent.
    On the topic of the Platypus, they also don't have teats. Consequently, they just ooze/sweat their milk out of their skin. It also shares about 82% of it's DNA with Humans, which is the same percentage as it shares with Chickens.

  • @reesen940
    @reesen940 3 месяца назад

    george ate max up i fear

  • @TimErringtonSydney
    @TimErringtonSydney 3 месяца назад +1

    Maybe George is somewhere in the Asexual Spectrum but doesn't know it?

    • @barbiechyqa9192
      @barbiechyqa9192 3 месяца назад

      I think he has sex. He just doesn't have a long-term partner

  • @jeffgumer3784
    @jeffgumer3784 3 месяца назад +3

    Huge fan here but Max, Catherine underwent major abdominal surgery...perhaps a hysterectomy. It was announced after, that she wouldn't"t resume her duties until after Easter. The edited photo hysteria is absurd.

  • @buklegger4634
    @buklegger4634 3 месяца назад +4

    Only watch this podcast for George. Max is so far up his own arse

  • @emmys1932
    @emmys1932 3 месяца назад +4

    at the start where george is saying the top 50 shows on netflix, he reminds me sooo much of sherlock 🤣🫶🏼

  • @laura_xxx
    @laura_xxx 3 месяца назад +1

    Really feel like George doesn’t pull his weight on the pod anymore. He shares nothing and just contradicts max but not in a funny way just comes across wankery

    • @sofiaaaxo
      @sofiaaaxo 3 месяца назад +4

      I feel like that’s a bit harsh. There’s clearly a couple of episodes where George comes fully prepared with like 10 topics, and then sometimes him and Max just bicker for a whole episode.

    • @AnnoyedFullMoon-oy8up
      @AnnoyedFullMoon-oy8up 3 месяца назад

      Yeah George lowkey doesn’t add much or share anything