Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2024
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MAX concoct is a real word and you used it perfectly GEORGE IS GASLIGHTING YOU
Chris’ hair change was the best decision ever
Glow up ✌🏻
Oh 110%
More Hobbitty
I agree but I've seen more people taking the pics out of it
Its Nice haircut, similar to zerkaas new haircut
George is such a gentleman: "Here's my place, here's my favourite road, here's my setup, goodnight."
Chris and max laughing at each others jokes made me giggle every time so cuteee
the one mic between max and george is really making me giggle
Is very cute honestly 😅
chris’ legs not reaching the floor is so funny to me 😭
I’m only three minutes in but his feet are literally on the floor lmao
he gets shorter as the podcast goes on
@@kieranandteddy2002
Max asking all the football questions I’m too scared to ask
Max is as clueless here and George is with the majority of guests and I'm loving it 😂😂
chris’ laugh heals something in me
It's the best laugh isn't it!? Like medicine for the soul.😄
As a female in the 5% of Chris’ audience over the age of 18. How can he get any hotter oml. Great pod guys you’re all adorable.
sharing the mic was a bonding experience for both of them
Yellow is Chris’ best color, confirmed
Also, definitely thought his claim was going to be that he is 5’6. I feel like that’s a reach
ChrisMD is such an elite guest!! So excited!!
I love Chris’ new hair so much please don’t change it
Chris and George laughing at Max's lack of RUclips knowledge is bringing me so much joy
For the record, I think Chris is a handsome, genuine guy..and I too am a cocktail girlie
The whole Elphaba bit had me crying 😭😂
I mean at least she'd have something good going on for her. 😂
What’s the time stamp
Who is she 😭
Id love to see italianbach on here so much
pls get theo on the podcast 😭😭
Chris’s hair looks so good, what a cutie
Chris playing Dnd was a very out of the blue discovery. It kind of makes sense tho
I want to know what race/class he chose so bad 😭
Chrismd x elphaba is the most wildest thing ever 💀
There's something endearing about Max not knowing anything about popular UK RUclipsrs and has absolutely nothing in common with any of them haha.
I was just saying the other day that I was surprised you guys hadn't had Chris on yet, so i'm very excited for this xxx
been waiting for this one!!
I'm on George's side here. Watching LotR when you're not a fan will bore you out considering it's like over 3 hours long each for the extended edition.
Such amazing episode, this feels more like friend hangout, love u lots
yess been waiting for this!!
Just saying... Chris' channel female viewership is at 4% rn, proud to be part of the females on Chris' channel haha !
(Ngl, please just set me up on a date with Chris at this point.)
we're rare but we're there! 😂
@@quizzywow Hiii girl, gotta stick together heh ! We are indeed 🤭
@@rosiedollface Fancy seeing you here 😉 absolutely we do haha, someone has to hold the fort down!
@@quizzywow Fancy seeing you here too 😏 We do for sure haha !
We see ChrisMD content + we appear 🤭 I thought I'd mention us 4/5 girls on his channel haha..
Think I’ve seen you on insta too hahah love it
May be my favourite episode, love Max and Chris together
love the longer episode please do more
this was so entertaining
my fav episode so far
aw brill been waiting for Chris to come on! Great ep :)
George, Lookin' fit. Those biceps!
George I think you should know the other night my bf was like "does that dude have any new videos, george?..George?... George malarkey?" I corrected him but maybe consider changing your name has quite the ring 😂
We need a 'Max takes 100 shots and scores ____' Be amazing to watch with George just watching laughing offside 😂
Not sure if I'm proud to be in the 4-5% of Chris' Female audience but love all the videos from the Troops 😍🥰
i love chris, this was so funny
george 20v1 on sidemen confirmed
I can’t get over how cute George and Max look they’re like a couple lmao it’s so cute
I just wanna say earlier today I thought to myself „who might George and Max have on their podcast today…it would be fun if it were Chris“ and then I open RUclips and this is what I see!!!
Literally also had the thought this week randomly "when are they gonna get Chris on the useless podcast" so I feel you!
My short king is getting interviewed haha.. been a long time coming.. cutie. Loving the new trim too of course, glow up 💃🏼
Max is so hilarious xx
I recently broke up with my ex and have like the exact same situation as Chris. Obv it could switch up but like Chris, I think it's an amazing opportunity to stay friends with someone who's been your best friend for so long. Although he scares me by saying they gave it three months where mine hasnt even been a month and we've had two nights out haha.
17:15 been a football fan for my whole life and have never heard that before lol
At last! ChrisMD! 😀🎉
sounds like george is an avoidant attachment hahah
wait what does this mean
I found Chris on bumble two days ago and I prepared a few openers if I matched. I was either convinced it was not him or it was Stephen Tries making a video, either way I would be down for a date. I did also swipe right, which I never do and didn't match, so you win some you lose. BUT if you see this, I'm up for it still.
your hat looks great today grandad ❤
I think at 39:25 the reason why the girl left quick was the fact that she and George were not alone in the flat, and she met George's flat mates Arthur and Chris, and so when she went into George's room she felt uncomfortable to be sleeping with George, with Arthur and Chris listening, so she left.
MAX YOU LOOK SO SCRUMPTIOUS
13:00 is so funny they argue like a married couple 😭
George should make a video to see how far he can get to being the best high jumper
Max's surname is the little mix Jamaica meme 😂😂😂
19:57 OMG MAX
The word was inventive, georgie x
Should get Randolph on and have him and max talk Pokémon
love this idea
loved george's doctor who reference
Funny... one of his number one fans, I knew he was going to say Disaranno Kiss is his fave cocktail xD
first time watching, this is hilarious. ggs
D + D with a cocktail.... sounds good ngl
1:17:21 Im a 20 year old woman, and god i wish i lived in Europe, I love your podcast!I also often watch you guys individually so keep up the great work guys :)
(ps. George and Chris are cuties in this eps. & Chris I beg you wear more yellow 🙏)
YESSS
Why is Chris the hottest person in the whole world. His hair in this 🥵🤤🫶🏻🫶🏻
This george bloke doing his best Stephen tries impression
Anyone who's watched One Day on Netflix: doesn't Dexter Mayhew *feel* like George? Not look or even act like, but *feel*?
You know what Max, I prefer "Chrisaronno Kiss" since the drinks didn't actually contain Disaronno 😂
I wonder if Chris is more jock or nerd on the jock nerd goth prep test
This is such a funny comment lmao
cgi is great here
need theo and italianbach on here !
George leave Max alone ❤😂
I agree with Max about him being more likely to be #1 in the world
Just found this podcast, never seen max before but max you are fucking hilarious pal😂 keep being you guys. Class pod can’t wait to go back and watch through the previous 🔥
george with the doctor who reference.. you want TO MATE?
Get Big Zerkaa on
Max looks like if Scott mctominay had a skin care routine :)
Reneé Rapp appearance
I was trying to figure out who he showed instead of elphaba Renee is a slay tho❤
Chris md on podcast again
Max everyone’s gaslighting you! You’d defo be no.1 before George and his jumping😂😂
Chris is the same height as Tom cruise !!
Not to take it too seriously, but I definitely think Max would be more likely to be the best at Pokémon in the world. Being in the top 1000 or anywhere near that out of however many million people play it is likely a much higher percentile than what George would’ve been, especially compared to Olympic athletes.
The people need to know Max's rating on Pokemon Showdown
thought they got daniel radcliffe in for a second
1:16:41 IM DEAD FRIENDLY FIRE
Why is he Daniel Radcliffes double 😂
I love how gullible Max is 😅
Superbowl is like the world cup for american football
bring gk barry😋
I believe George is more likely to be the best at triple jump rather then max with pokemon because of the sheer amount of Pokemon competition
Y'all need to remember to like the video cuz this has 200K views but only 5K likes 😭
Max would get absolutely smashed in an online pokemon tournament
Yesterday I learned Chris doesn't eat 🍑. I'll never see him the same way again
max would be more likely to be top at pokémon i feel like i’m being gaslit
I need confirmation if Chris would still date Elphaba after finding out who they really are? 😂
why do Chris and George look exactly the same in the thumbnail.
What app is it that they are even talking about?
Raya?
what minute do they talk about the break up?
1:13:00
thank you
@@AnIrishMan500
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chris can do me
Usher was amazing you dafty
Can anyone give me the timestamp fir him discussing the breakup?
1:13:00
@@AnIrishMan500 thanks
NO FUCKING WAY